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>>73282898
>anti-Bisaya banter
>anti-Tagalog banter
Can't we just get along?

>>73282898
Literally summarizes most /asean/ threads as of late. Can't complain though.

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>>73282811
wrong, her name actually is Misato Sukamulyo

>>73282969
As the chief of pinoy tribe, you should take some responsibility.

>>73282980
And I'll have sex with her. After mowing her lawn

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>>73283045
>All the dumbass masses kicked out our greatest President who didn't fucking realize that the so called President made our country 2nd to Asia at that time now where on the bottom of the barrel.
>greatest president
>2nd to Asia
>actually believing those retarded unsourced revisionist propaganda

Last thread wasn't full of pinoys somehow.

Shall we just hand the thread making business to Indons?

>>73283107
There's another thread with an Indon as the OP pic. Maybe we should use that thread instead.

>>73283130
>made by pinoy

It's no different famalam.

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>>73282898
Put no Marcos bullshit next time

Tho this will just encourage them more

>>73283079
Sorry, but she's mine, no one can touch her but me, but dont worry you can have her panty instead, give me your address so I can send it to you

>>73283219
You can have hairy pussi

i demand more lewd pics in this thread, bonus point if it's yours

anjing menang
wkwkwkwkw
udah hopeless gue matiin tipi malah menang
modar raimu cino

>>73283389
apaan gan?

>>73283389
apa benda la indon ni merepek

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dildo time

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>>73283370
Not me but one of the /asean/ poster

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i barely survived today

>>73283592
Twink-le twink-le little fag.
How I hate this little fag.

>>73283693
i hope you die tomorrow.

You break my heart everyday

>>73283442
>>73283497
malasia open

*posts*

what are you little bitches gonna do about it, huh?

>>73283945
oh, udh final? menang brp emas kita?

>>73283976
Wow, look at this badass.

>>73283929
What happens if I peg your boipussi?

>>73283389
Jancuk

are you ready for ww3?
fuck drumpf

>>73284029
fite me

>>73284121
But indo is irrelevant and most likely won't take part

What is your favourite asean country?

I never posted for weeks. Am I welcomed?
I swear I'll never touch drugs again.

>>73284167
Timor timur

>>73284167
Other than my own? Malaysia.

>>73284177
I hate you so much ;-;

You only pretend to like me back

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>>73284091
** moans **

>>73284276
Remember who has been always loyal to you.

>>73284277
Oh my~<3

Kissu~

>>73284167
Malaysia boleh?

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While it is true that rule by the Hoi Polloi is disgusting and will inevitably lead to the ruin of the country. We should not resort to oppressive strongmen, or genocidal dictators. We should not have military leaders as well, they might know how to fight and keep order, but they do not know how to run a country. Instead, we should have an elite class of liberal elites with good intentions to make everyone have better lives, heading a powerful Civil Service, which promotes people based on ideology and skill. Elections should still be held, but all elected persons should be required to take advice from these skilled bureaucrats and these bureaucrats should have huge discretion to dismiss actions by hoi polloi elected officials, as they are subservient to opinions of the sweaty masses.

Pic related, Britain used to great under them

>>73284293
I can't choose who I love. Now kiss me

>>73284342
Moo!

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My new gf , rate

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>>73284314

>>73284314
love me now. I'll be the only boy that will love you

>>73284366
Not real/10

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>>73284403
o-ok

Is it gay if I let my Malaysian-Chinese gf peg me?

>>73284151
if ww3 happens, the first thing china will do is securing south china sea before ameriturd naval ships come
that will not happen peacefully
not to mention the malasian and indon wahabi terorists
they will try their best to harness the political situation in middle east so that they can bring khilafah in indon

Not a single drop of Han blood in my veins :').

>>73284460
W-Wow...really?

I am sorry for being mean to you

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Give me straight doc,am i annoying with those girl picture?

>>73284469
>is it gay to fuck a girl?
Hmmm

How do I find out the ethnicity or at least the parents nationalities of babies born in the 90s here in the UK or England & Wales?
ons.gov.uk gives me nothing

>>73284499
t. filthy dai

Why is fanfic frowned upon on 4chan. Even threads on /a/ occasionally post them.

>>73284596
I am a male, she would be using a 8 inch strap-on.

>>73284802
Well, it's usually associated with tumblr.

>>73284756
You mean i'm Tai?

>>73284802
Hate to break it to you, but most fanfics are bad. Not saying that yours are (I haven't read them yet), but that's their reputation. Also, I don't like them because they're not canon, and they serve a different purpose from doujins.

>>73284802
you have to go back

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>>73284499
How Han am I?

Also, why so many breads aiyoo baru 48 hours, oredy 3 breads. Kenyang la wei

>>73284864
yeah dai = tai = shit

>>73284975
Too pale, probably 50% Han.

>Posting cute Japanese singers is discouraged
>But posting cute Asian people is encouraged
I don't get it.

>>73285003
Too bad i'm not Tai, but Vietic, kek.

>>73284682
I don't think they started measuring since 2014

https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/livebirths/bulletins/birthsummarytablesenglandandwales/2015-07-15#live-births-to-mothers-born-outside-the-uk

>>73285040
I'd like to slap a Jap and I like posting memenose and Ilani pics

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>>73285147
Enjoy!

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>>73285147
I want to slap a jap too.

>>73285122
Yeah I'm really not happy because I can't even find any broad percentage anywhere at all.
In your own opinion how many half English half Filipino babies were born here in England from mid to late 90s?

>>73285045
oh dumb dai
what a silly people you are
comeback under the mainland
we will educate and culturally enrich you people

>>73284956
I'll just stay here though, to lurk it.
[spoiler]I don't want to write fanfics all the time and fanfiction is not a main hobby of mine.[/spoiler]

>>73285227
You are half bong, be proud of your imperial gene.

>>73284895
Some light novel adaptations as of late were based on webnovels which were technically fanfictions.

South China Sea?
North Brunei Sea!

>>73284499
t.Culturally Chink

>>73285377
shut your trap you city state. It's West Philippine Sea.

>>73285377
West Philippine Sea
East Vietnam Sea/Sea of Vietnam

Also, is The Philippine Star pro-China? I notice they tend to use South China Sea, unlike the Inquirer which uses West Philippine Sea.

>>73285298
No you don't understand, my fathers countrymen look at me like a parasitic economic migrant that has come to rape their children, whenever I catch my reflection in a shop window I don't even blame people for thinking I am a turk, churka or paki.

Jungle asian hapas are a mistake, Viet/Jap/Korean/Chink hapas should be encouraged but race mixing with SEA women shouldn't be allowed. Do you understand what I'm saying?

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What type of Filipino Canada is?

>>73285377
Whatever, Natuna is 100% Indonesia.

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>>73285377
>Laut Nusantara

>>73285434
what did he mean by this

>>73285469
Bisaya, Visaya or Tagalog?

>>73285322
It's ok, /a/ loves them unless it is Keitai

>>73285431
I fully understand you good sir. Now kys

>>73285546
I really hate that copypasta. It should be instantly bannable whenever it's posted there. To make matters worse, it turns out one of the main spammers there on /a/ is a Flip. I'm still convinced that only a handful of anons ever consistently spam it and related replies (such as the Fanfiction and YouTube copypastas).

>>73285431
No offense, but this is exactly what Elliott Rodger would say.

Well, you are the byproduct of your parents' love (?). Don't behave like that and show those racist that you aren't like what they presume about you.

>>73285610
Pinoy ruins everything they touch.

>>73285040
dont be salty , your singer is not fap worthy

>>73285531
they probably don't identify themselves with that and just see themselves as simply Filipino.

Asean war is needed to claim the throne for the True King of Asean.

>>73285610
Are you one of them too?

>>73285707
>In the year of our nonexistent lord, 2018-1
>Monarchy

nge nge nge ngelawak gans?

>>73285707
A S E A N
E M P I R E
>Johor Bharu is capital

>>73285738
Of course not.

>>73285431
Not everyone thinks like that, I have lived here for 7 years and I have not met a lot of people who think like that.

Do not listen to their prejudice against you, turn it to your advantage and use it to motivate you to do better than those racist scums.

Can I please have some (You)s?

@73285962

>73285962

>>73285962
Here :)

indonesia dungdung dungdung dung

What's your ethnicity /asean/?
Do you speak your ethnicity's language?

>>73286085
i identify myself as chinese malaysian
i cakap malay sikit-sikit

>>73286085
Half Javanese, can't speak Javanese but I am perfectly capable to mimic the accent.

>>73286166
Whats the other half?

>>73286166
spotted the chink

>>73286085
Tagalog, and since Filipino's based on Tagalog, by default I speak my ethnic language. My mother's side is from Batangas but my father's side can trace its roots to both Bulacan and Laguna.

>>73286214
Sumatran Malay.

>>73286256
What about Thailand?

>>73286085
Half Chick Half Javanese. But I hate Chink so fucking much.

>>73286298
Oh shit forgot about Thailand. I guess I would put Thailand with Hammerfell because of the divide between red shirts and yellow shirts reflect the conflict between the Crowns and the Sentinels

>>73285419
South China Sea is the correct term.

East Vietnam Sea only surfaced decades ago and WPS a few years back with Abnoy.

>>73286085
I am Kinh, i speak Vietnamese, of course.

South East Asian Sea (SEA Sea)

>>73286364
I know South China Sea is the internationally used term, and it's the term I used when talking to foreigners. I just find it weird that Star and Inquirer are inconsistent on what term to use.

Which ASEAN country is associated by typical RPG class (like knight, lancer, paladin)?

>>73286402
Why would it be inconsistent?

They're different news agencies.

Rappler uses both and so does GMA News.

>>73286433
Indognesia = NPC

>>73286021
Thanks xd

>>73286256
Singaporeans = Tau
Philippines = Orks
Myanmar = Chaos/Tzeentch
Vietnam = Chaos/Khorne
Cambodia = Chaos/Nurgle
Malaysia = Imperial Guard
Brunei = Inquisition
Indonesia = Space Marine
Laos = Chaos/Slaneesh
Thailand = Eldar

FTFY

>>73286085
>little bit of everything
>only Malay and English

>>73286021
>>73286509
>See flag
>Both are the same
Why are you replying to yourself?

updated
>ASEAN = Septim Empire
>Singapore = Cyrodiil, due to their metropolitan and diverse culture
>Thailand = Hammerfell, due to conflict between yellow and red shirts
>Philippines = Summerset Isles, has a culture from a very far away land
>Myanmar = Skyrim, always at war with each other and divided into regional states and very religious
>Vietnam = Black Marsh, those deadly jungles has repelled any invaders from China, Thailand to the US
>Cambodia = Elsweyr, irrelevant and subservient to greater powers
>Malaysia = High Rock, bunch of tradefags focused on wealth and are divided into small petty kingdoms
>Brunei = Orsinium, small city state that has more property outside their small city state in other countries
>Indonesia = very exotic culture and explosive volcanoes all round
>Laos = Valenwood, full of primitive tribes and loads of uncultivated lands

>>73286085
Malay
Only with malays, switch to english with other race.

>>73286557
>little bit of everything
How much your mom charge her customer for one night, anon?

>>73286433
Malaysia = White mage
We always help others we forget to help ourselves

>>73286085
Some chink, kedayan and malay.

>>73286433
Malaysia: everything

>>73286085
Malay

autism

>>73286610
rude
but desu, I have... chink, malay, arab and javanese blood

>>73286558
did you just accuse me of being a malaysian fuccboi

>>73286558
we lain la

>>73286685
>t. Ahmad Ashraf Liem Hartono

>>73286785
>>73286806
Jeez, no need to replying me twice in a row.

>>73285419
>>73285377
Dagat Kanlurang Pilipinas is the correct term for only our part of it ;)

South China sea is for European interest
Portugal named it that I think but in Portuguese

>>73286855
it's okay i like my name as is
>agnostic
>izzuddin

>>73287024
Your name is agnostic?

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jones jumat malem di kamar aja nih?

VNIndo where were you?

>>73287054
ye
saya tak yakin Dia ada ke tak tapi nama saya maksud dia "orang yang pandai agama"
x ke pelik gitu?

>>73287130
Diam ah murtad

>>73287130
*tips songkok*

>>73286953
>Portugal named it that I think but in Portuguese
I bet those fuckers are crying when they got beaten by Spain for conquering us.

>>73287147
wei dia ni...

>>73287218
*tips topi Jawa*

Hey, how dangerous is Bipolar PD? There's a possibility I have it but I don't think I'll be getting a diagnosis soon.

>>73287263
You sounds so proud of Spain even They've colonized you for years. That's not gud, anon.

>>73287295
>topi Jawa
It's called 'blangkon' REEEEEE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blangkon

>>73286085
bisaya
yes

>>73287263
Werent they under Spain when they reach us here?

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>>73287295
*Tips blangkon*

>>73287413
20 years and now I just know. Both grampappy had one and I still called it topi Jawa

>>73287352
>suicidal tendencies
very

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>>73287263
>go to Macao
>tour guide is named Isabella with a chink surname
>WHY DO I GET A FLIP AS A TOUR GUIDE IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY
>meet her the next day
>she's a full blown Chink

>>73287352
You should posts more symptoms of this condition.
Well, it can be dangerous because you are literally have two extremely different version of your personality inside you. Hence, bipolar.

>>73286685
spotted the chink

>>73287492
Then maybe you should doubt you granpappy's ethnicity.

>>73287123
You reminds me of my close female friend, to be honest.
She also sounds so lonely, just like you.

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>>73286085
>tfw half javanese half chink

>>73287433
nope, Iberian Union was only from 1580-1640

>>73287433
wtf? they were competing with spain trying to find the legend of the spice island on the east which is the moluccas islands which was led by a Portuguese named Ferdinan Magellan.

>>73287511
>Isabella
>Flip Name
Seriously, nigga?
Isabella is the most popular song both in Indog & M'lay back in the 80's & early 90's and it doesn't have any relation with being Flip whatsoever.

>>73287663
He's Portuguese but did he did it for Spain or Portugal?

>>73287771
for spen. he was a turncloak.

>>73287263
They got Macao, Malaysia to an extent Japan

I don't think they do tbhwy

>>73285610
>To make matters worse, it turns out one of the main spammers there on /a/ is a Flip
Source?

>>73287938
>Source?
You already quoting him. The living proof.

>>73287771
he did it for himself

>>73287494
Been having it since 16. Worst at 17 when I tried to jump from my school. Almost 20 now and it's okay

>>73287552
Yeah, watched some pscyh videos bout it, I guess I'm type I. Shitty memory but I still remember my first manic episode.
>be 15
>mad and happy at something
>jumping, pacing, used a pvc pipe I found and acting all heroic
>final act, I punched my mirror
>hand wasn't bleeding, haven't realize what i did
>cleaned it up while I'm flowing tears of sappyness
Told my dad after he noticed my mirror was gone, he told me "We Muslims don't have mental breakdowns."

>>73288137
He's right you know.

>>73287576
>chink skin
>don't understand mandarin, hokkien, cantonis, or whatever
No aunty I tak faham

>>73287608
Hmmmm... I guess so. They're pretty vague about this stuff.
>plebian family
>not keeping track of ancestry

>>73288137
>"We Muslims don't have mental breakdowns."
The fuck?
I'm more concern about your dad's mental condition at this point.

>>73288275
"Allahu Akbar, Son"

>>73288342
Deus Vult, my heir

>>73287771
>selected by King Charles I of Spain to search for a westward route to the Maluku Islands (the "Spice Islands")

>>73288220
boo

>>73288275
Ever heard "I don't care for gays... as long as they're not my kids." Same case for me, they believe in it but they don't believe I have it because that would mean they didn't raise me right.

>>73288275
If you're a muslim and you have mental breakdowns, then you're doing it wrong.

>>73286085
Melayu Riau
No

>>73288788
so you don't speak indonesia?

>>73288732
This, you're not swallowing the blue pill hard enough.

>>73288275
Mental health is a meme made up by pharmaceutical conglomerate to sell drugs, don't fall for their lies.
Both the redpill and bluepill are just coloured panadol.

>>73288844
Uhh I can't speak malay. Even they have differences between the little islands around Riau

>>73286085
Part minang
I don't speak nogori

>>73288788
>Riau
Been there once, surprised how most people I met speak minang.

>>73289043
Most of them especially Pekanbaru actually moved out from West Sumatra to "merantau".

>>73289043
miang?

>>73289174
It's also fucking hot even for Indonesian standard, and I'm just lucky that I've returned before the smoke season.

>>73289006
nogori is a dialect you mong

Negeri Sembilan people are cucks, that's what my high school history text book taught me.

>>73289282
Yeah it's hotter than Semarang I guess
Luckily I live on the kepulauan part even though the weather can't be predicted

*Yawn*

>>73289559
baru sepluh dua lima neng, lek lu!

>>73288884
>>73288732
>>73288861
The fool will never call himself a fool

>>73289448
ur a cuck

>>73289655
Fool is a meme created by western capitalist to sell brain enhancing supplement, don't fall for their lies.
If you fail then you are not studying hard enough.

saya takut pada konek perempuan
ia sangat hodoh

>>73290019
Studying is a meme created by Nationalist Socialists to fight the Zionist oppressors, don't fall for their lies.
Be a good goy and don't be smart.

>>73290203
Hey you're pretty smart

>>73290019
>>73290203
Our cunts were a meme created by our colonial masters, don't fall for their """borders""" We are one people, one nation.

>>73290151
awak suka konek laki? eeeewwwww
saya pun
saya suka dua-dua :)

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>>73290203
But ancient chinese dynasty said you need to pass the imperial examination to get jewbs.

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I am back from meeting i see muslim drive over shopper
arab shit approach me in brussels, I yell for police
he gets escorted to police post

I have good time

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>>73290267
Within my gene hidden a strand that belongs to the fabled Ubermann. With the blessings of Bogdanoffs, I will be the only one who will fight the Zionists and liberate all of you sheeple.

>>73290411
how was meeting, Mr. Nguyen?

>>73290396
Jobs is a meme created by Chinks overlord to turn you into their wageslaves, don't fall for their lies.

If you haven't embraced the NEET side, then you are being a Chink cocksuckers.

>>73290544

Dissapointing like my penis

Tried very hard but fell too short

>>73290559
This is the truth

How many local dialects can you speak?

I can speak Terengganu and Kelantanese dialects

Grew up in Terengganu so it was my mother tongue. Decided to learn Kelantanese in high school. Now since I don't live in Terengganu anymore, I didn't use it anymore, only Kelantanese with my family and Upin Ipin speak with other people

>>73290931
Nigger

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>>73290931
>Selangor

hello fellow wagecucks

>>73292686
Hello

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>mfw Malaysia

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>mfw Indonesia

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>mfw we could've become one if Indo waited a bit

Where is the SUCI reeeeee

>>73292715
reddit

>>73293040
Spoke too soon hehe

Selamat malam teman2
Apa kabar?

>>73290931
Bisaya only

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Sakurako loves me kyaaaaaa~<3

>>73293208
Hello Blake.

>>73293251
Malam mas, opo kabare yo?

>>73293208
Selamat malam
Kabar saya baik, teman
Bagaimana dengan anda? Apakah baik juga?

>>73293290
Sehat-sehat aja mister!

>>73293305
Selamat malam mas, kamu baik... Bagus ya.
Saya baik baik atau basa jawa suroboyo, aku apik apik mas. Kamu opo kabare, rek?

>>73293377
Bagus ya mas, terus ya... Sehat lagi

>>73287417
>>73293219
Not following OPs rule

Get out!

Aku baik. Delete kamu bail lmoa lmao Wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk hahahaha i made a mistake lol

>>73293497
bayot

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>>73293465
It always humor me to see a bule speaking in Indonesia.

>>73293465
Aku tidak bisa berbahasa jawa kecuali kata 'jancuk'

>>73293593
Nigger

>>73293596
Thank you

>>73293652
Jancuk is a nice friendly word. Try it next time you're in Surabaya.

>>73287749
There's a flip province called Isabela

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>when your uncle is talking like he know everything about the current event and conspiracy behind it and you know that is utter nonsense that can be debunked just by a quick google search but then he finished his sentence with "right? right?" and looking right at you and expecting a response from you so you nod just slightly and murmur "yes, yes" with a forced smile

>>73294098
Jet fuel can't melt steel beans

>>73293894
choose one, your wife or your wife's son?

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>>73294098
>when you tried to go deeper until you attained the /pol/ redpill and suddenly you realized that your tinfoil wearing uncle is absolutely right

>>73293894
Jancuk kabeh!

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>>73294156
It's impossible. My little man got an Indonesian passport last week that he keeps beside his Australian passport. Dual citizen until 18 yo, I hope the law is changed before then so he can be as cool as you forever

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hello virgins

>>73294377
What a little bundle of cuteness. I can't contain the urge to pinch his cheeks!

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>>73294230
>this is where /pol/tards get their "news"
>"we're coming for you, globalist! RAAAAAH!"
>"sorry my testosterone are coming up again"
>this is what Bakahime gets her news
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIkoV7RAda4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR2UXmTGK4M

>>73294469
I'd let you if you also pinched mine bby ;)

>>73294377
Do you ever meet or know this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwjCeJScvew

>>73294377
Cute
u
t
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Oh and did I see Doraemon?

>>73294620
Ugh, shameful conduct.

I home mini-Blake will never turn into a pervert like his dad.

>>73294650
Kek. Check out that q&a.

>>73294377
Hi Blake

>>73294554
Well, he is a perfect representation of /pol/, a racist screaming madman who spouts nonsense.

>>73294554
this is you
https://youtu.be/Y-ooCnZviZ8

>>73294469
>>73294650
>>73294656
Thanks senpai, I really have to sleep cos it's late here. Good night, selamat tidur.

Oh Late comer
>>73294776
Fuck off m8 nah it's alright fish and chips yeah I know you're a flip night mate +0800 best time zone in the world

>>73292991
:puke:
good thing we didn't
lucky im born a chinese instead of a 3rd world terrorist
thank god ami to fo

>>>/a/155526164

MKL is so kesian

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Dabbing addiction is real, please help me spread awareness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=510eMpqVsOc

>>73295078
Hahaha same here bro

>>73295177
I don't have a cow brother

>>73294098
>no one in my family is like this
>i guess i have to take the job

>>73295299
You are just an Iban pelacur

>>73295078
>honest question
why do chinks hate malays? i try to approach you guys but you guys just hang out with each other.
Me+Indians best friends now.

>>73295078
are you actually implying that you are superior compared to the locals?

>>73294971
See you Space Cowboy...

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>>73294377
>Cute little boy
Yummy

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>>73295596
W-what are you thinking, hentai?!

>>73294377
WTF he's in the jail again?

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How do we get rid of the filthy Javanese, Bugis, Minang and Mamak descendants who pretended to be Malay from our land?

They skewed the statistics with their poverty and low IQ and always the first one to claim to be fighting for Malays and try to incite racism with Chinese and Indian for their own disgusting agenda.

In Kelantan there are no racism between the pure Malay with Chinese and Indian. In Kuala Lumpur, Kelantanese excel in business and also become the top management in GLCs and multinational companies, unlike the fake Malays who only cry for more handouts like a nigger they are.

>>73295999
>999
THIS. CHINK + M'LAY + KELING FTW.

>>73295999
H-how do ASEAN even compete?

>>73295999
My body is ready

>>73295999
>Jibby is Bugis
No wonder la

Serious note, how do we differentiate those races? They're all part of the Malay racial group so all look the same.

>>73296082
9 untuk aku, 9 untuk dia, 9 untuk dia. Kita enjoy malam ni!

>>73295999
>999
MALAYSIAN UBER ALLES. Woohooo.
Take that, you uncivilized jungle fuckers.

KELATIL
makan kontol jahilah

Biji kelentit

>>73295999
Who the fuck even is this guy? Even the King of Lesotho is more famous than him.

>>73295999
>Current Johore Sultanate linage is Bugis
Really activates my almonds

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>be friends with Malaysians on snapchat
>a group of them decide to go to the countryside for the eastern break
>they look like they've just arrived in Mars by the way they gawk at the countryside
kek

>>73296276
Hehehehe

>>73296590
gu

>>73296590
>dragging sissy citybois to village
You get what you deserve

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>>73296590
Fuck you bich

>>73296695
I hate this stereotypes that says cityboys can't stay at village. We can but it just seem trivial and boring.

>>73296933
found the flyover

>>73296504
>Who the fuck even is this guy?
Muhamad V. He is the new Yang di-Pertuan Agong of Malaysia who just recently got reigned four months ago.

>>73296933
say that again after you actually manage to survive against mosquito bites without moaning non stop

>>73297015
The agong is like the king of Sweden. Supposed to be the head of state and cultural symbol but virtually insignificant in the lives of the average citizen and political ongoing in parliament

>>73296577
Terengganu and Kelantan Sultanate descended from Pattani. Pattani and Kedah descended from Langkasuka.

Perak Sultanate is the rightful heir of Malacca. Malacca descended from Srivijaya.

All other Sultans should not be recognised (lineage from Bendahara, not Malay etc)

>>73297165
>Supposed to be the head of state and cultural symbol but virtually insignificant in the lives of the average citizen and political ongoing in parliament
Sounds like your average constitutional monarchy with a ceremonial monarch, albeit more blatant in this case.

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>>73297200
We should just get rid of monarchies desu

>>73297400
The countries that ranks at the top of most international rankings have been monarchies though.

>>73297361
Which makes you think, what is the purpose of the king?

>>73297400
Who would stay in the Istanas?

>>73297165
How bad is he compared to Thai faggot prince?

>>73297069
Oh please. I did and it was easy. Try sleeping in the living room in a house surrounded by long grass without any mosquito repellent with only a pillow and a mattress. That's hard.

>>73297533
The supreme leader sum tim wong of course

>>73297533
>Which makes you think, what is the purpose of the king?
Most monarchies these days have ceremonial monarchs that play little to no role in politics, which might as well be nicknamed as "crowned republics":
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crowned_republic

>>73297555
Johor Sultan killed his caddie before

>>73297400
Monarchy is needed when shit hit the fan. Remember that Agong is the head of the Armed Forces and also he can dissolve parliament. It is useful when democracy fails. Multiple sultans who can vote for Agong prevent from one guy having all the power to himself.

Although I agree if Sultan of Pahang, Selangor and Johor being shot in the head.

>>73297400
Treachery. I'll be reporting you.

>>73297655
Holy shit.
Is he not getting arrested by that?

>>73297626
So what is their purpose?

>>73297668
under what circumstance can Agong dissolve parliament?

>>73297601
Anon please, I grew up in a buttfucking village that doesn't even have their own water pipes and and sighting of tigers and wild boars is a common occurrence
The fact that you think that long grass is hardmode shows how much of a cityboi you are.

>>73297737
He actually got away scott free

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Good night

>>73297818
i gonna rape you while u sleep

>>73297762
>So what is their purpose?
Probably for show, so does the presidents in parliamentary republics. Did the Wiki article I linked not explaining enough?
There's also another form of constitutional monarchies in which monarchs play an executive role: exemples include Morocco, Bhutan and most of the Gulf states.

>>73297601
>Try sleeping in the living room in a house surrounded by long grass without any mosquito repellent with only a pillow and a mattress.
>That's hard.
Oh, my sweet summer child.

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>>73297818
Once you wake up in the morning, have a girl telling you to take a bath before breakfast in this way.

>>73297881
It says that the monarch's role is ceremonial. So I assume it's there because of the historic role of the monarch. Like the woolsack in the House of Lords that is there to symbolize the historic importance of wool to England's economy in the Middle Ages

>>73297774
Tigers and boars you can see. Snakes on the other hand are different. Living in a place where they can literally be everywhere is scary and hard.

>>73297480
They made their contributions, it's time to take it from their hands and give back to the people! You with me, Frank-anon?

>>73297533
Prince-Mayor Naj the Great of House Razak

>>73297668
>when will shit hit the fan?
In fact, when was the last time Agong actively involved himself in trying to fix this country?

>>73297682
Damnit

>>73298024
Yeah, just like in my pants.
It's scary and hard.

>>73298077
How can you keep a snake in your pants anon. That seems dangerous.

>>73298008
>So I assume it's there because of the historic role of the monarch
It is as in the cast of many monarchies that still last long to this day, even Japan (which is my favorite country) is one of such.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_monarchies

>>73298119
Hugh kept Calvin in his senang je

>>73298061
>it's time to take it from their hands and give back to the people!
I don't particularly like any form of government (monarchy or republic) as long it's not a one-party state, but I still somehow preferred parliamentary democraties because it usually can solve problems presidential republics don't. Moreover corruption can be reduced if given good governance.

>>73298295
What are example states of your preferred form of government?

>>73298061
In Perak, Selangor and Terengganu you can see how the Sultans flexed their muscle regarding the choice of Chief Minister.

>When was the last time
It is a good thing. Too much interference and you'll end up like Thailand with endless coupe.

>>73298358
I don't particularly mind whatever form of government so long as it is not a one-party state, but I personally preferred countries like Japan and the Nordic countries simply because they have high living standards, interesting histories and the fact its governmental style is usually liberal and free.

>>73298375
>Too much interference and you'll end up like Thailand with endless coupe.
I watched one YouTube video about Thailand's political instability and the creator insisted at saying it the country with the most amount of coups in the world.

>>73298148
Time to let them go