/v4/ + friends

can i be a friend

>>73275042
do you have a gf?

>>73275063
no :(

>>73275222(czeched)
welcome then, how's life?

>>73275237
shit, i hate it
what about you

>>73275258
my performace in uni is going downhill, but other that than that breddy gud

>>73275309
is slovakia a nice place

>>73275324
The mountains are pretty.

>>73275324
the nature is really nice the towns not so much, but over time you acquire a deep sense of helplessness because our government is shit and there is nothing you can do about it

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ww3 soon
who comfy here?

>>73274998
>V4
>have no gf
oh look at the clock! it's time to kys
or is Slovakia so different?
your girls in Czech Republic definitely aren't

@73276045
the only one who should kys is you

>guize look at me Im such a normie amirite xD

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>>73276383
>t. autist pepik

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>>73276495
>le autist

unlike you, I don't really feel the need to prove how normie I am to a bunch of anonymous strangers on Thai noodle cutting forum

>>73276495
He must be far worse than that. See his last post. That defense is showing a lot. I've seen quite a few neckbeards with girls. Even one of our IT guys dates one of our reps.

>>73276551
>need to prove
kek and thanks for (You)

>>73276680
glad you see my point
he's living in Czechia ffs
I get there are some dry times during life but to fail constantly? come on

>mr. autismo keeps on projecting
whatever

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>>73275823
not really Im sure we will get blasted too from bombs that will fall on you
this just confirms that it doesnt matter who will you vote (they) still control the fate

Awake and girlfriend-less

>>73278339
Seriously why would girl be in relationship when they can have casual sex through tinder or just in bars, while still getting all the benefits?

>>73278408
>while still getting all the benefits
Elaborate please

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>I never asked for gf

>>73276725
>implying I'm not becoming a wizard next year

>>73278669
guys acting nice to them and such I mean she is not missing anything by not being in relationship
its just "enjoying the life"
sadly its us, guys who are having the worse cards now

i am awake

>>73278730
so there's still hope for you

ahoj

+friend here

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Got to see süsü, mazsola and tádé today lads, it hit me hard with nostalgia
And I don't mean the shows, I mean the actual puppets they used
Also got to see the jacket of the tenkes kapitány
This has been a great day :D

I have just been on a interview for a part time job in banka for the IT department.
I left a good impression so i hope i will have a normal job for the first time. I will get the results on monday or tuesday, wish me good luck.
t. alkoholic slovak anon

>>73280828
the one who keeps losing his stuff? good luck, anon

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>>73274998
That pic makes my dick rockhard somehow.

That v4 crest, oh lawd.

>>73280828
Why part-time?

Also good luck.

>>73281153
Yeah, hi bro
>>73281320
I am 1st grade student on Uni, thanks bro

Robot cucks out. You dont have gf because you are ugly and not interesting.

T. Kisless virgin at 20

No need for gf when I have coffee machine with timer.
good morning

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>>73281240

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>>73280828
good luck

>>73281754
true, so you have anything to numb the feeling for affection and love?

>>73281954
Im fixing my life. Not having gf at 20 is symptome not a cause. If i fix my real problems i can get gf. Relationship is like roof on the house, if you dont have basics built its useless and can fall on your head

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>>73282135

>>73282135
and what are those real problems

>tfw you misread the time and come an hour earlier to the train station
fuuuuugggg :DDDD

>>73283840
dumb vak

>>73284721
hun please build bigger fence, we will need it

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Do you like winter or summer more?

>>73286729
mild winter

>>73274998
>tfw no gf but ww3 is coming
Salvation is near I guess?

>>73286729
winter can be comfy but most of the time everything looks like shit and depressing desu

>>73287250
amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yzlxH38fEw

<3 Hungary

>>73287582
imo even depressed and looking like shit is better than all the bugs and heat

>going back home
>see a woman, a studentka and a little child walking in front
>studentka wearing short af skirt
>think it's probably some 12 yr old child
>get closer and about to pass them because there walking slow af due to both holding hands with child in middle
>she is getting visibly taller while the distance is closing
>sweating intensifies
>she's about my size, could be a few cm taller
>god tier legs, not covered at all
>want to see her face just out of curiosity of what I'm dealing with here but don't want to come off as creepy by looking back to her
>don't even really care about it as I'm taken
>suddenly notice, by some weird fucking chance, my dad coming from my direction
>we stop and talk for a minute or so
>at the same time studentka and her fám catch up and I get to see her
>she's like 16-17 with a god tier body, has braces on teeth and really qt voice
>we look directly into each other's eyes for like 5 seconds straight while casually talking to own parents
>realize that summer is coming and it's just a beginning
>realize the horror which will be bigger than of any horror movie made
God damn I need a cold shower

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>>73287250
>>73287760
and there is second one

>>73286729
winter. can't stand humid summers

>>73287250
>>73288590
Where? What happened?

>>73289555
Stockholm. Another Truckmageddon
and seem there were 2 attack one truck and one van, information are chaos now

>>73289555
Sweden got truck'd

Americans make me sick. I won't be able to sleep until I witness a full genocide of the American nation.

>>73289814
>>73289744
what a twist, unexpected origin of attacker >>73289959

>>73289744
>>73289814
>truck
>Sweden
Wew that's just lame. Could ISIS be any more cliche?

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Where is that Pole who liked Vilniaus alus
I just finally bought a couple, two different kinds, for to try

One is Vilniaus tamsusis (Vilnius' dark)
other one is called Chicago's

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>>73291545
>mfw beer prices

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>>73291545
>>73291608
>4,49 € for two bottles of beer

>>73291608
>>73291668
thats a weird shop or are you buying those in pub?

>>73291987
it's quite weird "beer shop". it's quite small, you enter it and there is immediately that counter which you see in pic, and on the counter there are like 8 taps, you pick a beer and he fills up a bottle with it, then sticks code and deposit stamp on it. it's really small too, maybe 10 people would fit there if they were all waiting for beer

>>73291264
Terrorism used to be an art.

>>73292135
>it's quite weird "beer shop"
no wonder it costs that much

hello where can i rent a truck in poland

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Comfy rainy Friday

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>>73292419

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>>73292898
time to run over some çeks

anyone here?

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anime

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>>73295252

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welp time to update

>>73294863
hi
it's me

>>73295913
hi lublin whats up

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>>73294863
just got home from uni
>tfw traveled a bit with Baška by train

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>>73296035
but she's not the baska i want

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>>73296080
DELET

>>73296080
I want a Hungarian basszka

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>>73295252
Very much so.

>>73295655
Praying seems to be very helpful

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Wtf?! I love Trump now!

>>73296918
What does it say?

>>73291545
>plastic caps

no, just no

>>73297172
>A day, when President Trump was born

>>73296918
I dont get why people are supporting this
Fucking Erdoğan praised him for it

>>73297172
Bush had Iraq, Obama Afganistan, now Trump has his war in Syria

>>73297518
I think it's being sarcastic.

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find a flaw
[spoiler]you can't[/spoiler]

>>73297518
because fuck russians that's why

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>>73299002
find a flaw
[spoiler]you can't[/spoiler]

>>73299028
plays starcraft unironically

>>73299088
>he doesn't want a qt vidya playing gf(male)
no wonder you like shitty generic k-pop whores

i love that shitty generic k-pop whore thanks

i can't wait for easter

>>73300794
delete this now

MAKE ME
A
K
E

M
E

>>73300794
tfw I'm going to be eating paska all alone this year

>>73300794
me too, only because of one day off which is on Monday

papa bless

>>73301102
no friday day off?

>>73301154
hm why?
Easter is April 16-17, Sunday is first Easter day and Monday will be the second hence day off

>>73301008
and i'm going to be eating breakfast with 3 of 9 people i genuinely care about and then i'm going out for drinks with different 4 of those

>>73301253
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Friday

>>73301319
interesting, didn't know about
nope, no day off though I don't think that we pay attention to this day, we aren't that Christian

Christfag celebrations are only good for days off anyway

who up

>>73301474
>we aren't that Christian
we got it so it's not about being Christian that much

>this costs 75€

fucking why

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>>73303954
forgot pic

>move to Ireland from Poland
>it's actually not bad at all
>pretty clean
>low crime rate
>nice people
I'm going to like it here.

>>73303954
Because Johan is a Jew

>>73304086
thats nice anon
were you posting in this thread before?

>>73304212
Yeah.
Back when I was in Poland.

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Haven't been here in a little while. Not browsing 4chan really does make it easier to be productive. Even got a new car.

Which one of you faggots is rading /tv/?

>>73304423
Why'd you move? Work?

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>>73303954
>>73304002
watch this
>4 bucks for jpg images
btw you can edit those avatars yourself just by adding images into folder so you could just make them into game by preview pictures

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I wish I could enjoy the life as I did few years ago, only thing I feel is anger over how I cant find anything to enjoy

>>73303855
I'm drunk.

>>73304086
what city

>>73304955
>Work?
Yep.
I'm now working as a painter.
It pays really good.

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>>73305039
what was different a few years ago?

>>73305086
Tralee

>>73305196
I was younger? I really dont know, maybe the world wasnt that shit will all the migrants and terror attack or I seriously dont know, because I even have more money than I had then

who /underinfluenceofalcohol/ here

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>>73306141
>>73305047

>>73306141
nobody (yes me)

>>73306293
wouldnt mind at all to be annexed by Poland t bh

feeling comfy t b h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TERyxFfMqDk

fuck ic cant stop sneezing

where are you polska

>>73309106
just so you Iads know v4 is the last time I close when I am slowly exiting my browser and closing evyerhing

Y-you just say these things...

>>73309219
>the last time
i meant last tab on my browser

>>73309227
no,i miss you

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>>73307648
but why

>>73309297
be part of something more reasonable, bigger, somewhere to finally belng to and not have to look at some direction where to run away

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>>73309268
>i miss you
is this a trick?

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>tfw Slovaks think they're lucky they aren't part of Hungary anymore
>but all they have are backwater mountain villages
>meanwhile we kept all the best parts of Pannonia to ourselves, bursting with fertile earth and bountiful food
>we're always dancing and laughing, bathed in eternal sunlight on the plains, while Slovaks are relegated to the cold mountains in the dark
>even in defeat we cucked them

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>>73309358
you are drunk brother, time to go to bed

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>>73309507
fuck off, eternal Hun, Slovakia a cute

>>73309472
no tricks

>>73309556
yes and es
I'm in bed
crashing the mattress with no survivotrs

>>73310019
i love you too, litwin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

>>73309507
We will become Saudi tier rich when water is precious. Because of https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Žitný_ostrov the area that was 100% hun for 1000 years :FDdd

>>73311653
Why is Slovakia so cute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LijVdRzphCI

This is now a Slovak appreciation thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5CJ-TJ3--Q

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Slovak nutroll is best pastry

>>73312671
I tried to make halušky but I have no bryndza... wat do?

>>73312671
Slovakia is beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GVGONSIobI

St Cyril is best Cyril

Have you had a better beer than Golden Pheasant? Because I haven't... repré!

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>>73312671
they make some good cheese
also these guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fke4tqK0cY

good morning lads

>>73318939
'Bré ránko

i am awake

stuck in small town in Morava till tomorrow
wat do?

>>73312671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYvI4wT5Z5I
>>73320736
get drunk
that's what everyone does

>>73320067
lol me too

>>73320736
go out to party with locals and make out with one (female)

>>73320736
find some lake/river/forest nearby and enjoy the nature

>>73320736
Wine.

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I want you to have a nice day

Good morning

>tfw head is heavy for some reason and feeling like a truck ran me over

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>>73309219
>just so you Iads know v4 is the last tab I close when I am slowly exiting my browser and closing everything
I think of you every time I see or make /V4/ thread with + friends, just so you know. Nohomo bromance.

>>73323119
Have a nice day too anon.

>>73323177
Czeched. Morning lad.

>>73321089
>Horkyze Slize
what a great band, love them to bits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCmGTrn00NA

>>73323177
morning
I feel you. I slept weirdly and now my back hurts.

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>>73323119
you too anon

>>73323177
good morning

>>73292240
>costs much

If I had to buy something like that here on the North Pole I would pay like 6.5€ a bottle in a store, maybe 12€ in a pub. ;_;

Also, I've been only to Poland (Kraków), is it worth a visit to your countries also? I'm into history and old architecture, and good beer.

>>73324517
a beer in pub is usually around 1 euro here, but obviously we have much less money than you do

budapest is really nice, there's a lot to see and its cheap desu

>>73324517
Lots of castles in Slovakia and Kekia. For Slovakia go with Bojnický zámok if you wanted pretty stuff, Oravský hrad is also a good option.

>>73324517
>I'm into history and old architecture, and good beer.
And yet you haven't been to Prague? M8, step up your game.
Prague is all about
>history
>old architecture
>good beer
>Czech & Slovak girls

>>73325587
more hohols than vak girls in Prague

>>73325777
This, half of them are Ukrainian or Russian

Have two czech erasmus girls at uni
Fucking hell theyre UGLY and FAT

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>>73326593

I met a czech woman at my university who told me she speaks slovak and czech as if they were separate languages.

should I hit her?

>>73328208
yes

>>73328208
yes
czech language is just germanized slovak language

>>73328208
>she speaks slovak and czech as if they were separate languages
there's a very high probability she'll have a Czech accent and bad grammar while speaking Slovak, though

>>73328208
very few people can actually speak both of the languages

>>73328734
this

>>73328208
it wouldn't be all that far fetched to make an analogy
>who told me she speaks Dutch and German as if they were separate languages.

>>73328208
Not that uncommon desu.
I know lots of Slovaks living here who speak both Czech and Slovak.

test

>>73330825
test

>>73330825
Hi

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>>73332528

I lost my socks and my credit card last night.

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what went wrong

>>73332816
oh shit
how are you supposed to do anything without socks

>>73332816
>lost socks
how will you wear sandals now?

>>73333106
capitalism

>>73332816
Start a Kickstarter so we can buy you a new pair.

>>73333106
one is 50% slovak other one is full czech

>>73333440
zeman is 50% zlovak?

>>73274998
Is it basically impossible to find a girl in the V4 region that isnt a complete slut? Or are the porn things a meme?

>>73333572
No. Also Czech Casting is real.
t. /r9k/

>>73333440
"rodem jsem čistý Slovák, bez maďarské či německé příměsi"
masaryk confrimed 100% slovak

>>73333572
none of us have any experience with girls in this thread

Guys i got haircut again wanna see and r8?

>>73333868
no

>>73333868
only if you arent that attention whoring communist gypsy

>>73333905
>communist

No i am national socialist

>>73333572
t. Virgin

>>73334023
>>73333805
>>73333663
So basically it's true?

One makes great art when he is in emotional distress.

I want to write a story about guy travelling through space with his ship's AI and pet lizard only and i want to make a it great.

I need you to make me depressed so i could make it great.

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>>73321089
I can do that at home

>>73322829
I´d love to, but I have to drive really early in the morning, so a party is sadly no no

>>73322914
would do, but the weather is absolutely shit

>>73323093
*Northern Moravia

continuing blogpost from >>73320736

>go for a walk because there is literally nothing else to do here
>it´s really nice and quiet, I like it
>but I soon understand why
>everything, EVERYTHING IS FUCKING CLOSED
>no bars/pubs, no restaurants, no shop, the only one open was a fucking Kaufland
>go back to the pension

ffs if it wasn´t for Kaufland and one restaurant ´, I´d probably starve, how the hell do people actually live here? it´s quiet and calm, sure, but what are they supposed to do when the weather is too shit for a hike/walk? wander around the town aimlessly?

That being said, I still kinda like it and can definitely imagine moving here when I get old

thank you for reading my blog and don´t forget to subscribe for more

how can i immigrate indo poland

Hi friends

>>73335399
everything was open in south moravia even in sunday

>>73336448
Hello

what are some words you use from other /v4/ cunts?

In my family we use kobliha(donut),bundáš kenér(bread in egg),lot of young guys use polish swear words ironically and unironically because of lol/csgo/wot where polaks are notorious

>>73336625
>,bundáš kené
kek, been a while since i ate that

depression, insomnia, and anxiety

>>73323641
My slovak coworker listens to them when he's driving the car, they're amazing.

>>73333106
This hurts. No kidding. This hurts so bad.

>>73336904
basic shit, only retarded apes listen to them

>>73336625
>polish swear words
literally what's the difference
>kurwa
>kurva

>>73333572
Depends on your definition of slut.

>>73336625
not that I know of
But I use German words all the time
>>73337715
>t.sophisticated gentlesir

>>73337716
its not only swearwords, poland is kind of meme in young gaming population

>>73337756
>But I use German words all the time
it´s time to go to sleep, grandpa

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>>73337796
no ur a memey

>>73337756
>not that I know of
>But I use German words all the time
this

>>73337715
>t. metal fan

>>73337966
i only listen to true slovak music aka RAP and Kristína

>>73336904
they are probably the best thing slovakia ever produced music-wise desu

>>73338006
>RAP and Kristína
fair enough (don't know either)

>>73338079
you are not missing out, Kristina is generic pop and slovak rap is not that good either

>>73337796
>poland is kind of meme in young gaming population
Explain please
Is it about our braindead teenagers swarming f2p games, or about Pasha Biceps, or about something else?

>>73338079
Are you even czech

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ayo waifu posting?

>>73338571
yes (?)

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>>73338833
ok

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>>73339051

>>73334278
no
is not

>>73335399
very nice blog, keep blogging

>>73336625
lots of people use a bunch of V4 words here, in most cases they are considered incorrect/loanwords/old words and you couldn't write them in lets say essay but people use them in every day life really a lot

>smetona
>kašikas
>mysliti

just a few that came right off my mind in first minute


anyway what's up, how are you all this Saturday? I just spent like 7 hours playing eu4 and now my head hurts

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>>73338833
sure, why not

>>73339492
what the hell

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>>73339411
played some Emperor and did some work around garden

>do I even need the tutorial?
>nah i played Caesar III
>mfw my first game

>>73339411
Found my socks. Have to wait until tonight for pub to open to see if they have my credit card

>>73340197
>credit card
pardon my professional autism, but do you actually own a credit card or a debit card?

>>73334958
You will not live long enough to see what the world is like in 2100.

>>73340342
>credit card or a debit card autism
>I'm not the only one
hello anon
Americans act really weird on debit cards

>>73340342
>>73340774
>it's not just me with this triggering autismo
I also get triggered when people say ATM machine

>>73340853
>ATM machine
yeah it even looks weird on my LCD display

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>>73341173
delete this immediately!

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>start watching a tv series which has 2 seasons so far
>tell myself I'll ration the episodes
>binge watch them all over the the weekend
wtf i hate myself now

>>73340342
it was a debit card
>>73340774
how are we weird with debit cards?

>>73341366
make me if you're not just hiding behind VPN network

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>>73341366
LED diode

>>73341681
incidentally my LCD display screen is backlit by array of LCD diodes matrix

>>73341579
>how are we weird with debit cards?
can't explain and maybe you can help
every time someone discovered I have debit card "instead of" credit card they were surprised
almost like if they expected me to have credit card because of some reason
few cashiers even apologized that their till shows my card as debit card and if that is ok

>>73343113
most people run their debit cards as credit so they dont have to put in their personal pin number.
They also say its better to use them as credit so the liability is with the credit card company rather than the bank.

Time to drink away my hangover

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>>73338833
>>73338006
Kristina best waifu

>>73345516
disgusting hohol, send her back and build a fucking wall

>>73345677
she's Ukrainian?

>>73345857
Rus*n

>>73281954
Okena, Hradná Svieca, Mukel.

>>73301474
You don't spank girls on Easter?

>>73328979
Eh but Dutch and German are a lot more different. Even Austrian German is more different from German German than Czech vs Slovak. I can write and speak both because of high exposure as a kid but because I speak Slovak to Kek people my accent would probably be autistic and I cannot pronounce the ř.

>>73333517
Nope Masaryk is.

>>73334958
You will probably see the slow start of WW3 as the world turns into bloody wars.

>>73346370
nope, whoever is Christian goes to church or does whatever Christians do

from all that I can remember in my life on Easters, we just sometimes rolled eggs down with family, so that they hit each other, or take an egg each into hands and try to break each other's eggs to see who will have good year, not sure how to explain it

>>73338006
The worst Slovakia has to offer.

>>73347083
t, 65kg heartstone playing-glasses wearing skinny nerd

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>>73347079
>no spaking of girls with pomlazka
Must suck m8 and you should definitelly move here to enjoy this too
It's great tradition that makes great memories

>tfw the first time you spanked your crush back then
>tfw you spanked the shit out of ass of the girl you hate while she went from giggle to tears and yet she still thanks you and gives you gift
>tfw you spanked more than 6 classes worth of girls in one day
>tfw the girl who's about to get spanked acually lifts her skirt
>tfw you spanked bestfriend of your gf and your gf goes jelly to your benefit
>tfw you intentionally went to spank that busty girl from after 12 o'clock so she tries to throw bucket of water and you fight back so she ends up all wet
>tfw it does not end after school and you get to spank colleagues at work including cute receptionists
I'm guilty of liking Easter

>>73349199
god damn it you are making me so fucking jealous and regret my whole childhood

it makes me happy and warm too though to read these kind of memories and live through it myself by imagination

>>73348803
We got a birthday boy familia, please gift some (You)'s.

>>73349199
sounds awesome, I'm going to Kekia next Easter.

>>73349515
It's still fun in adulthood but you get less of "meat"

>>73349522
REPLY TO ME

>>73349559
yeah, I saw some videos of it
I bet it shocks every foreigner

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>>73349199
>spanked the shit out of ass of the girl you hate while she went from giggle to tears and yet she still thanks you and gives you gift
unf
fug, we only have śmigus-dyngus here
no spanking, just water, and nowadays almost nobody does that anyway

>>73349769
>shocks every foreigner
I guess you are half right
It always scared the shit out of a foreign girls at work for the first time while foreign guys immediately liked it and took part

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PCaVSv4nUQ
>you weren't born in Kekia or Vakia

>>73350043
>such courtesy spank
yeah your missing out
found another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faIXsSjU0vI

>>73349878
I'm not proud of it but the girl acted like a mean bitch to two poor girls in class back then and brought them to tears on school trip when they couldn't afford something
So apart from other countermeasures other classmates made I and four other guys went to her place on Eastern
We spanked the shit out of her
At first she was giggling but in the end she was giggling out of habbit and had some tears in eyes
She smiled only little, gave us gifts and then we told her the girls say hello (they had nothing to do with that) and leave
Another girl who went to swimming lessons with her said she still had yellow bruises like a month after that

It has happy ending actually
After almost two months of mostly silence from her she slowly started to speak with classmates before end of school year
Next year she turned to be a nice person and made it up to those two girls from what they've said

Seen her few years ago and she still seemed like a nice person

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>>73350970
that's a really nice story, I like it
it's cool that this tradition can be used in such way

where can I donate?

I got my debit card back.
How is everyone's night?

>>73355143
Just got home desu
Who up

>>73350970
smashed that like button
>>73351355
>it's cool that this tradition can be used in such way
this

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>>73350043
>>73350970
Why don't Americans whip their women's ass?

I'm up

I'm down

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>>73274998
Good morning friendlies

>>73359400
good morning pepík

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>>73359547
How are you doing on this fine Sunday morning?

>>73359702
Very fine, I think. It's 2 p.m. here so I'll go to sleep


pic saved

>>73359776
Just got off of a night shift, going to bed myself

>>73274998
Oh please save us from this hell feel

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>>73349199
they will ban spanking as patriarchy tool or something, already few people think like that and youth is 90% brainwashed

>>73362182
only people who think that are expats from We tho

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>TFW all female friends flee the city for Easter

>>73362278
*West

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>>73349199
>>73350041
im surprised you dont get sexual harassment case for that

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>>73362894
i guess this shit is inevitable with countries that have acess to the internet and that aren’t complete shit holes
feels bad man

i am awake

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>>73362974
and head of slovak feminism with her own ministry, taking all those sweet donations for doing almost nothing

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>>73345516

>>73356096
probably some feminism/emancipation thing
>tfw you had to drop half of your gentleman manners because else you'd be benevolent sexist

>>73362894
funny thing is with the foreign colleagues
as I said first year they are scared about that tradition
next year? they are JELOUS AF if they won't get spanked and their fellow colleagues do
one year one even brought her own pomlazka she made because she was still on vacation the day after Eastern Monday and came to work on Wednesday
she anticipated we won't have any so late
>side note: she made a great one thanks to youtube video
how cool is that
you got to love them for such things

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God damn it I hate waking up so fucking late, it's nearly 14:00 already

Such short Sunday it's gonna be

>tfw you literally dream about v4 and posting in it

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>>73365213
they grow up so fast :3

make a siby-ryby new thread please

>>73365335
awwww

>tfw city boy from Prague
>tfw our family doesn't have any traditions except Christmas
I never spanked any girl except awkward mild spanking of my family members when i was 12

>>73365823
you're doing something wrong or times have changed drastically because I'm born, raised and living in Prague whole life >>73349199
I guess it's even more prominent in countryside but all these memories are from my life in Prague

>>73366050
I know people living in Prague who uphold the tradition, but i think more and more people are forgetting about it like me. We aren't even used to human contact, shaking hands is about as much as we can do, spanking some qt girl's ass is impossible to ask from us.

>>73366259
>>73366259
>>73366259

get with the times peasants