No surrender edition
guys seriously how do I get a qt Isle of Man gf?
Im serious
I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long.
>>73274206
you don't
fuck off leaf
We are in Syria because Syria is a proxy for Iran. We don’t like Iran because the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is our ally and they hate Iran. The reason The Kingdom is our ally is because of A. Saudi Aramco is going public soon and they control a huge swath of the worlds Oil, and B. There is a cultural revolution occurring with the millennial demographic in Saudi Arabia that greatly favors the west's cause. Expect these conflicts to happen with Sudan, Somolia, and eventually Iran as well
Britain's last hope.
state your name cuz
>>73274199
>>73274199
>>73274199
>>73274199
>>73274199
>>73274199
Yankees are an plague
wont be replying to a leaf
>>73274227
to be fair out of the two Saudi is slightly less batshit crazy
still supports terrorism but at least they're openly allied with us, Iran hide it from their people
>>73274243
Tim
>>73274244
threadsplitting retard
all leafs go to this thread though please
>>73274244
would you fuck off you redditor thread splitting cunt
why is everyone getting worked up about syria?
>>73274254
And wat we doin ere?
GET YOUR HANDS OFF IT
I PAID FOR A LADY NOT FUCKING CORY AND TREVOR
>>73274279
greasy af
>>73274275
donald dumpf is actually a sensible interventionist when most people who voted for him wanted to let china and russia rule the rest of the world
Should've been a soldier lads
Eating pickled onions lads
>>73274288
rewatching season 4 now
season 11 sucks. it's not funny, all they do is swear and talk about randy's gut. and they fucking reference the walking dead
fuck it
>>73274275
Why are you ruining /brit/ with syria chat ?
>>73274302
t. neocon shill
>>73274322
like your president
wtf i love assad now
I don't need no pill to speak my mind I don't need that
>>73274353
Has trump worked out who the good guys are now
>>73274312
Is season 11 the oil refinery one? Or is that 10? If there's a new one I haven't seen it yet
>>73274328
he misled me
i voted for zlumpf because he campaigned on the opposite of what he's actually ended up doing
>>73274353
RUMPF BTFO
>i just missed out on a nice conversation with an Americlap
I hope you're happy
>>73274374
11 just came out on 'x
>>73274398
oh nice
https://www.fb.com/marwa.osman.7186/posts/10154985190705926
>Ms. Marwa Osman. PhD Candidate located in Beirut, Lebanon. University Lecturer and host of the political show “The Middle East Stream” broadcasted on Al-Etejah English Channel. Member of the Blue Peace Media Network and political commentator on issues of the Middle East on several international and regional media outlets.
http://sana.sy/en/?p=103592
>Damascus, SANA – Deputy Foreign and Expatriates Minister Fayssal Mikdad stressed that a few weeks ago, the Syrian government provided the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW) with information on the transporting of toxic substances into Syria by Jabhat al-Nusra terrorist organization
>>73274370
the usa are the good guys, everyone else is shit
perhaps based rojava is alri, some of the rebels are okay too but theres definitely islamism in there as well
isis are the ultimate redpill
>>73274375
>he lied to get elected and can't keep his ridiculous promises
whoda thunk it
assad is the good guys
isis is the good goys
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Donald, the wise?
I thought not, its not a story the Mainstream Medier would tell you, its a /pol/ legend
Darth Donald, was a dark lord of the Yanks, so powerful and wise he could use overwhelming military force to bring anime..... to life
shit just cut my wrist and think I hit an artery
bout time i guess
>>73274438
stop trying to force this shitty leddit meme
>>73274353
where were these cunts when Obama was droning civilians?
If you read this american janitor in new york. have a good nice off. I promise i'm not that much of ac reep. Goodnight friends.
>>73274443
Assad did it I reckon
FUCK JEWNITED MURDER STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>73274410
why bomb the warehouse then?
>>73274453
I just wrote it out a few minutes ago
>>73274458
who cares? We're not them. Obama was bad and it looks like trump is the same. We should condemn people on our side when they betray us
Think I might be a repressed bisexual, 2bh
>american janitor in new york
>i will never life this simple life
>>73274503
>when they betray us
what?
>>73274458
when did obama promise to not bomb "civillians" (military targets)
Running out of pickled onions lads.
>going from the byzantines to ottoman vassal states
is there a more JUST part of the world?
ask an arrogant student literally anything
>>73274528
Running out of reasons to live lads.
HOLY FUCK
>ywn have Alex jones BFF smoking weed and havin laughs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgREVykFKXg
Me and all my niggas doing well doing well dog
>>73274521
Trump promised no more foreign intervention, that's a big reason why people voted him over Hillary
>>73274528
>pickle
FOY
>>73274554
is this where he got the psychosis from?
Not a shill. Meme war vet who invested hundreds of hours working to get Trump elected.
I'm disgusted with this development -- this rash act.
Trump's critics were right - he's unstable.
Fuck Trump. I'm done with him.
FUCK DRUMPF FUCK SYRIA AND FUCK REDDIT
>>73274463
goodnight
Thomas "Tommy" Pickles is the main protagonist as well as the center character of Nickelodeon's animated TV series Rugrats (and all films except Rugrats in Paris: The Movie and Tales from the Crib: Snow White, in which he is a supporting character) and its spin-off All Grown Up!. He is clad in only a T-shirt and a diaper, and is bald with big, blank eyes. He translates everything adult into baby gibberish, like most babies. Arlene Klasky said that she based the character of Tommy on her own son. Tommy does not wear shoes most of the time.
>>73274513
We can switch if you want, I don't like it very much
julian hang on
i gotta use it
didn't mean to reply
*quietly walks out of the thread with his head down and gives a long sigh*
>>73274445
i doubt this was deadly
>>73274445
we need to club these fuckers into submission
ahhhhhh yesssss
trump the isolationist
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1491536069418.png
>island drifting away
brexit? prophecy is coming true?
hips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjvKDAtu9Ns
top fucking kek
>>73274575
He said they'd focus on stopping terrorism. Gassing people surely qualifies. Anyway he hasn't betrayed "us" you're not a yank. The bloke that supports Brexit and "loves" the UK won. Get your priorities right.
>>73274638
it literally was though
>>73274692
>Tommy Robinson works for Rebel Media now
banter ahead
>>73274692
>Tommy Robinson
Ah yes, working class intellectuals
>>73274663
3 branches becoming one is the KGB, FSB and FBI all working to get trump elected
killing bolt that does not kill is tonight
star gorging itself on clay is trump going imperialist in middle east
I want to fuck a woman lads
>>73274723
woke af
night lads
>>73274723
woah...
>Brexit vote a 'bad decision', says Irish minister
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39523671
>"Brits are utter mongs, how can you get a better deal with Europe than the one you have now? Also enjoy getting raped by all your former colonies in one sided trade deals you spackers" said kieran McPintman
About to eat the last pickled onion lads.
>>73274816
>pickle
FOY
>>73274723
>3 branches becoming one is the KGB, FSB and FBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUOjuiAikrU
I want to fuck this tranny
>>73274815
>Paddy EU shill says "you shouldn't have did dat ting u already dun"
find it a little fucked up that the leftists are using this happening to say "i told you so!" to trump supporters
>>73274879
more fucked up that trump supporters have turned into full blown jingoists lad
>>73274867
I'm working on getting some shecock myself
pic related
>>73274702
really? how? he still has his breather
doing an internet lads
>>73274928
stop it
>>73274928
the internet is brilliant. porn and youtube and 4chan and that
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>>73274879
Will be an interesting time to watch what occurs in the runt shed desu.
just a little pinprick.....first
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yTvHa6Zgja
>>73274984
Hmm, I should move to Oregon
>>73274984
the south WILL rise again
HRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
ah yesss
https://youtu.be/S4utkb6vSyQ#t=8690
>>73274923
squashed his brain
>>73275060
calling bullshit
>work in 4 hours
HHHHMMMmmmmmmmyeeeessss
>tfw last day of work is April 12th
>>73275103
nite nite wagie
> being an ex-Muslim
Hmmm... yes. It's great being hated by literally everybody.
Think I'll change my name and just pretend I never was part of the religion of peace.
WTF is wrong with Dutch people?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BR55l5uj78B/?taken-by=renspolman
reckon if there's ever a nuclear war i'll just kill myself
>>73275121
fuck off rasheed
>>73275121
become a Buddhist with me
desu I don't think there is anything wrong with Islamic ideas in essence, just like I still have a lot of respect for Christianity and Jesus Christ, but the dogma and system that surrounds it is just not something I can be a part of.
>>73275140
*tips towelhead*
>>73275134
>not wanting to play fallout irl
gotta be up in two hours
do I risk a sleep?
>mum takes 80% of the money i get from my bank account every fortnight
ah yes
>>73275175
no, you'll feel worse
>whiteboi monk asks me for donations
>"nah sorry m8, I've only got a £20 note"
>"that's okay, I've got change"
every 2 weeks I steal 80% of my son's money from his bank account lmao the absolute runt probably hasn't even caught onto it
>>73273746
It's an edited panoramic
me and the gf
>>73275161
Non-theocratic Buddhism is a great philosophy. Shame it's been diluted in the west by hippies and celebs. It's about coming to terms with the nature of existence.
lace all the money in my bank account with stds and anthrax so whenever my mum takes it from my bank account every fortnight she gets infected haha lads xoxo
wtf just realised i lost 80% of my money from my bank account
>>73275230
is rick steves even real
locked my bollocks in a bank account and closed it
>>73275261
of course he's canadian
>>73275261
> le ebin Reddit meme XDDD
>>73275134
>not living the comfy wayfaring wanderer lifestyle
>not avoiding roaming cannibal deathsquads
>not finding a qt wasteland gf and raising a young family in the wilderness
>not living Cormac McCarthy's the road IRL
shiggy
>>73275230
I hate your happiness
>>73275235
>Shame it's been diluted in the west by hippies and celebs
true in a way but its hard to blame them, especially Tibetans were just desperate for any support they could get.
look up the Thai forest tradition, or even non-western Tibetan ideas and Chinese Zen (Chan) which is very interesting.
as for Islam I remember in Frank Herbert's Dune books the Zensunni ideas which he created for the novels got me interested in the whole idea behind it as a kid.
>>73275257
He ditched his wife for a younger Asian girl and makes a living traveling around Europe. Seems like he has an amazing life.
Although if I were him I would just fuck around Europe as much as possible rather than stay with one woman.
>>73275235
>It's about coming to terms with the nature of existence
ahhhhhhh yes by telling yourself that you don't even exist
highly impressive
>>73275288
how about I fuck around your asshole
No more pickled onions lads.
>>73275305
bent yank cunt
>>73275111
me on the right
>>73275315
>No more pickled onions lads.
>>73275305
I'm a straight guy with a gf for 2 years now
>>73275320
my right or yours?
Hello N_____
>>73275339
igger
>>73275339
What the fuck, they've censored N(i)gger
Will NOT be standing for this
>>73275339
athan
>>73275336
the right part of the picture fucking idiot
>>73275288
didn't he spend millions of his own money on cannabis legalization when he doesn't even smoke
>>73275329
why is he so greasy
baby boomers are useless
>>73275397
*tips*
>>73275286
I've lived with Islam all my life man. It's more politics than religion. Even the good versions of Islam are shit.
What's radical and extreme among the Christians and the Jews is mainstream among the Muslims.
>>73275405
he's right, you know
>>73275397
Yeah, but what are you gonna do about it kiddo?
*buys another house*
>>73275371
I'm pretty sure he does use it even if he denies it. Although there are a lot of reasons to legalize it, not just for the reason of getting high.
>be American
>tip online posters
>>73275360
nigger
aw fuck I got trolled big time haha
*invests*
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Storm-Shield-12-hillside-In-ground-Tornado-Shelter-Survival-Disaster-Bunker-/161168961175?hash=item25866b2e97:m:mhm4BboF4i73o714o-U4J8Q&utm_content=bufferca332&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true
>>73275432
You should put all your money in VGT
>>73275432
stream time
Knew a girl in the US whose last name was 'Niggeman'
How awkward would this name be for yanks?
>>73275462
learn to spot the difference. Accept no imitations.
>>73275484
Me?
>>73275484
not sure how I understand this post but alri
>>73275410
I don't think that's entirely fair honestly
Islam has some fairly interesting ideas when you detach it from the political sphere
I like the purity of Islam
its incredibly simple yet ideologically powerful. even their idea of God is boiled down the the most basic form, which is then represented through geometric design, again taking simple forms and making them grand and spectacular. its less tied up in the "human". there is also a much stronger degree of self perfection in striving to become the "perfect man" or al-Insan al-Kamil (like the Overman) whereby a man can attain this sort of enlightenment which Muhammad was claimed to have attained and become a sort of polar axis of the universe channeling the light of creation (like a Bodhisattva almost).
I think Christianity has forgotten this though it was more common in the past, ultimately though, Jesus is unattainable for man since he is God, unlike Muhammad.
its much more broad as well, sort of like Protestantism where any man can be "holy" and the higher ideas aren't locked up behind all sorts of theological gibberish which require a lot of education and reading to understand.
I don't like how cultish it is though and the severe degree of communal brow beating to keep everyone subservient and ideologically streamlined, its the main reason there have been so few schisms in Islam but it also creates a sort of hive mind mentality where people are utterly dependent on the social system to the point it invades every aspect of life forever
a big reason why Islam is so shit now is because the social hierarchy of the past has utterly broken down
the emphasis on Muhammad being just a man, flesh and blood is very important as well, I think these ideas, developing in conjunction with Buddhist and Hindu ones in India came close to a very profound realization, yet never had that chance to fully develop
in the west I think this same ideal is developing once again, in the Americas specificity, which is very good.
Stop talking to yourself
>>73275520
no u
I'm seein double
Four thailads!
Make that 5.
Seven!
Nine...
10
Legs 11 :3
a dozen!
Unlucky for some...thirteen
14 (don't know bingo calls)
Stop this shit.
>>73275591
NEVER break the combo
How many of us are there actually? 5?
>>73275599
4 tops
I'm moving to Vietnam exactly because there are too many Thaifags here
>>73275595
It wasn't me
NYAAAAAARRRGHHHH
>>73275620
Thailad > Vietfam
>>73275625
GoHok! (lie)
>>73275628
kek
>>73275620
I'm thinking of going back to 'Nam desu
>>73275628
Is this a macro for ANTS?!
>>73275635
Any plans for songkran?
>>73275650
I bet you've got a DICK for ants
>>73275651
Dunno, apparently they've banned water pistols this year or something
>the leaf likes islam
in other news water is wet
Business idea: we should all move to South East Asia, and /brit/ can become /asean/.
>>73275678
that's a load of bollocks. Have you not seen them selling them everywhere?
>>73275689
Fuck knows
What are you doing for it?
>>73275703
dunno yet, the novelty wears off after a couple of times. Just enjoying the time off. Check out Silom, it's always mad there.
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>73275720
Lets go down there 2g4 <3
Post your LEAST favourite gimmick
>>73275747
Alright, put your phone in something waterproof btw.
>>73275755
>Post your LEAST favourite gimmick
The European Union
>>73275767
Bring your gf and her fittest mate ;-)
>>73275755
cuckio meme
>>73275791
>her fittest mate
none of her m8s speak English though. :/
>>73275808
oh fuck off
>>73275811
I can still vibe with them.
doing a monstrous red curry laced poo lads
sweating like an irishman before benefits day
tell us if your bumhole stings afterwards could ya?
>>73275853
I've got a good one in mind if you don't mind the language barrier (not getting past hello). If she'll come anyway. She's fucking peng but a bit daft/mental
>>73275883
>She's fucking peng but a bit daft/mental
Love mad bitchez, the more of her rocker the better. Hope she comes.
>>73275912
She had a pet baby piglet, whoever sold it to her told her it would never get bigger. Walked it around on a lead until it got bigger then she gave it to a farm.
>>73275932
555 Cannae wait to meet her if she comes
>>73275875
yeah she's stinging nicely
got some curry left over so I'm gonna have another go at it soon haha
BASED Michael Caine voted brexit
>>73275955
All I'm thinking is she's not from BKK so might be going to see family for the holidays but not sure. The city really empties out over songkran, it's amazeballs.
hm yes the thailads personal blogs
yes
>>73275974
So did most old people, his wife is also a paki and he probably wants more pakis in the country.
did my first poo with glasses on
>>73275992
pls subscribe
I feel quite tired today, not enough sleep. Maybe I'll nap later on.
we should be like India and heavily promote Latin as a universal language just as they do with Sanskrit
>>73276000
how was it? make much of a difference to the poo??
dad is bantering mom again
>>73276015
they almost fall off when i bend over, that's about it
>>73275814
looks weird2bh
>>73274188
hello
>>73276030
*battering
haha oops
>>73276030
*berating
haha oops
>>73276030
bashing*
haha oops
need to breed with a hips gf
>>73276090
*hippo
haha oops
>>73276090
that isn't hips it's fat you nigger
>>73276099
>Witnesses a man who can shoot fire out of his fingertips, a super stretchy man and some Alien fetus thing
>still denies the existence of aliens
Ah yes
Thoughts on this show?
>>73276120
>scully.jpg
good post
saw maybe 10 minutes of an episode. worker lad almost raped a lass
>>73276120
>still denies the existence of aliens
biggest thing that irked me. 9 seasons, 2 movies, and a miniseries and yet nothing really fuckin changed.
>>73276120
Thought I'd like this then watched the first episode on Amazon and it is very dated.
Hello, Brits. Can you tell me something? Does anyone live on those islands near the western coast of Scotland?
is blackadder a good show
can only get off to the kink.com and facial abuse
state of my head
long live the Republic!
>>73276155
Yeah
>>73276151
probably a few i don't know, why?
>>73276149
The episodes about the overarching plot and conspiracy are good desu but theres a bunch of crappy or just average stuff too. I saw some watching order that cuts out most of the shit though
>>73276151
They're called the Hebrides. Vikings took it over before it was taken over by Scotland
>>73276183
is it true that season 1 is shit though
>>73276204
It's not as good, but it's not necessary to watch
TERRIBLE habit of forgetting to reply when i intended to
>>73276151
https://youtu.be/zdWZX6JFxqk
>>73276204
fuck off spic
Going out on a date tonight, but I just want to go home and play videogames instead
>>73276204
I dont remember it being bad and its only like 6 episodes a series.
>>73276231
no no no, let's not discuss british culture on /brit/
FOY you twat
just did a virgin wake
gonna virgin walk to the bathroom, do a virgin wee and virgin brush my teeth
>>73276241
/brit/ is a white general
>then why are you here ameriga isnt white lol
>>73276216
thx bby
>>73276239
i'll give it a chance only because I found it on the 'tube
Virgins are literally subhumans
GETTING EXCITED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr0e9OdKf9o
watching mad men lads, first ep. let the costumes (such good fashion back then desu) I am getting intrigued by these characters so far. Christian Hendricks is a Goddess
>>73276263
typing it in greentext doesn't shield you from the truth Daquan López xxo
>>73276272
Ah yes let's elect trump because if Hillary is elected she will escalate the conflict in syria. Trump on the other hand will focus on fixing the internal issues of his country and adopt a sensible, balanced international policy (like letting the un and international investigators investigate the chemical before coming to a conclusion). You are cucks and your with gaping assholes from too much israeli dicking for too long. Thank you for your attention.
>>73276285
t. an unironic, literal shitskin
The UK government has backed Trump’s decision to order the missile strike, calling it
>“an appropriate response to the barbaric chemical weapons attack launched by the Syrian regime.”
https://youtu.be/SU9TatBIeUs
>>73276232
nothing wrong with that, if you don't see the date going anywhere it's pointless going
Would rather have a friendly Puerto-Rican with an interest in British culture than a miserable Ameri-wog 2bqh
Not a fan of the racist yank bullying the Puerto Rican desu
>reminder the singer of this nice pop band went to jail for literally fucking babies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6FyvK4DO6U
>>73276328
>>73276329
>>73276322
She seems nice enough and I wouldn't mind putting my penis in her, dates just never seem to go well
>>73276187
>>73276155
>>73276228
OK, thanks
she wants a man from llanfair
>>73276337
Ian did NOTHING wrong
>>73276348
bit repetitive don't you think? don't you get bored?
>>73276328
that's understandable. you don't have to deal with any spics in the uk
>>73276155
Overrated desu, the first series is awful.
Lads what's the most painless way to break a bone?
I have a motorcycle so I'm considering crashing on purpose
>>73276337
phew, good thing I have good taste
>>73276376
this isn't a country though, this is a british general on an international online forum :)
>>73276379
Jump off a wall and land on one foot
puerto ricans have literally never done anything wrong
>>73276411
no, if he knew how bad spics are he wouldn't want you here either. and if he had seen your canada tier shit posts (not shitposts, shit posts) you you have made in the past, he definitely wouldn't want you here
Get a load of this bullshit m'dudes
It's April
>>73276411
you seem like an nice lad with an interest in British culture so you should stay
the yanks can fuck off though
>>73276328
Back off. We won them fair and square.
>>73276445
who is that?
>>73276471
me
snowing out right now
>>73276489
bit cold out
>>73276443
>and if he had seen your canada tier shit posts
what makes you think he hasn't? aren't you the guy who spams about the left and the cuckio meme? you're not any better
>>73276446
gracias
spike heels make a hole in a lifeboat
squatty potty is NOT effective
>>73276445
Nuclear winter is a bit early
>>73276519
>you seem like an nice lad
I know you don't speak english but shit, quite obvious he doesn't know you
>everyone who posts under the same flag is the same person
this must be your hispanic intellect kicking in, very smart
baffles me that there are still young people that smoke
BAFFLES
am currently in Indooroopilly cinema lads and ladets AMA
>>73276558
i smoke but I also wish to die
>>73276589
post brisbane bf arse
YO LISTEN UP
HERE'S A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD
>>73276597
That's mine lad
>>73276558
it makes you cooler. FACT.
why is laughing universal across all languages?
>>73276557
never said everyone who posts under the same flag is the same person. Jumping to conclusions, classic American
but you always post the same way, use the same insults and even the same pictures. Unless there's more than one retard posting at the same usual time, which would be disappointing but not surprising
>>73276616
You will FUCK OFF and GO to the CARA edition