>tfw no Portuguese gf

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>>73270229
Here's a QT Portuguese girl

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. . . just go to Portugal? It's right there, Anon, a plane ticket from Britain to Lisbon can't be expensive.

>>73270229
Actually sir, my Portuguese friend told me that their women are incredibly autistic. You see, he told me that there was this female, whom a Portuguese man was courting, and they were about to fuck.

Well, what ended up happening is that the female bit his penis as she was sucking it and he told her he didn't want to fuck anymore.

So, I wouldn't really date one if I were you.

>>73270316
w-what?
>>73270294
doubt I could get one desu

>>73270229
>he wants a hairy gf with whiskers

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>>73270316
>the female bit his penis as she was sucking it

Holy shit, I NEED and Portuguese gf now

>>73270348
Yes, it's all true. It's why my friend doesn't date them. You really should date other women aside from those in the Iberian peninsula.

EYO WHITE BOY KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OUR PRINCESSES

>>73270506
>be portuguese
>have gf
>get your dick bit
Kek

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>>73270403
Moorish genes are the best genes

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it´s dificult to someone even compete with portuguese women

>>73270403
>>73270566
Stay away of Europe both of you newworld colonials.

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>tfw no girlfriend :(

>>73270566
it's really pity what the portuguese crusaders did in the Reconquista

>>73270506
>implying that the portuguese boysss aren´t wuiiitee

>>73272455
You're right, they should have stayed in the north instead of risking their lives and depleting population from their homelands.

>>73270229
>tfw no gf that celebrates Easter

>>73272519
The north had a high pop density, the reconquista was a natural process of retaking lands that were european since ever

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>tfw no qt kuruminha

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>TFW
>NO
>KAZAKH
>GF