/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

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zelda games feeling a bit elder scrolls and i kind of like it

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>>73263414
You are like a little baby.

Watch this

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STOP DRINKING MILK, IT'S RACIST

>>73263579
i've only done the zora area and I'm currently dicking around in the desert with walrus surfing

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emily

I want to breed a latina.

Im home
Finaly in my own bed

eating chinese brevs

Hey guys haven't been to /cum/ for awhile. You guys ready for the draft?

i thre up on myself
also i may have pissed ny oabts

just threw up again

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wtf america?!

>>73272580
god I hate drumpf so goddamn much

the neighbors think i'm a neo-nazi :/

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nofap day 11

South Dakota is a nice state with beautiful nature and good people.

>>73272617
how ya feelin bud?

Remember when republicans thought Trump would keep us out of war? Hmm...

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I love these flag meme images

>>73263580
I go through about two gallons a week. I feel like milk is one of my main source of calories, if I replaced it with water I'd probably be malnourished

gonna post a picture of my ice tea

get ready

>>73272637
spiritually pure

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aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAA

>>73272593
thou be damn right yank

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>>73272663
I hope that's lingo for dick

Wish I was from the South so I could use y'all without sounding pretentious desu. It's just such a convenient word.

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My iced tea

>>73272710
>I wish I could sound like a redneck without looking stupid
M8...

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Hahaha hey guys remember when trump said he wasnt going to go to war? Hahahahaha.

>mfw yankees will waste their precious tax dollars by literally blowing their money up

With one missile strike, Trump just wiped out 8 years of Obama hedging and waffling.

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>>73270082
>haven't been to /cum/ in a while
You are a mere baby, watch this

>>73272710
not a single human bean sounds pretentious saying y'all

I only say it ironically

t-minus a few minutes

>>73272698
nope, just good ol fashioned iced tea

>>73272716
stop pretending to be me

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/850165874224840704

>Started taking anti-depressants a month ago
>suddenly I feel like I did when I was a kid
>actually enjoying and relaxing hanging around playing video games with buds
>im not even on weed or drinking alcohol for the last month

Kinda wish I had some weed though desU

Is Drumpf a Russian puppet or is he trying to go to war with the Russians?

If you're a soldier or own a drivers license you're fucked for WW3

>>73272736
Tumblr! Shill! Libtard! Get out!

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>>73263177
How will dr*mpf tards ever recover?

>>73272770
Depends what day you as the left

>>73272766
Which antidepressant? SSRI>MAOI

>>73272736
they showed pictures if dead kids the bad guys killed on the news, literally nobody cares and the leftists can hide their failed agenda to come out with the next gimmick in 4 more years, people will unironically forget everything that was done by then.

Threw up AGAIN help

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>assad protects cucktians
>gets backstabbed by one

>>73272803
stop drinking

>>73272798
prozac

Drumpfags nowhere to be found. BTFO!

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>I use the word "cuck"

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>>73272766
I have plenty of weed that I will never use. I don't like how the smokable kind makes me feel, I only use sucker edibles now. It's all yours in exchange for a kiss.

>>73272803
literally me

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>>73263177
This is what happens when Reddit summons a Chaos God.
No more King Dedede days folks.

I don't care that he's bombing mud people desu

if you don't want to go to war you're a cuck

>>73272851
rude

>>73272803
Are you ok? do you need a tummy raspberry to help you feel better?

>>73272817
i have but i think im going to have a seizure

Good night /cunt/

ok im going to go take a picture of my iced tea, get ready twerps

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>>assad protects cucktians
>>gets backstabbed by one

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>>73272841
NO deal

I'm not a WHORE

>>73272851
You wouldn't care even if the country DID go to war, though.

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I have so much anime pornography, you guys

how the fuck do I stop

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>>73272816
this desu, that's what he gets for protecting kuffar, if I were him I'd deport them all back to Armenia or send them to Europe

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Wait Trump only bombed them AFTER they used chemical weapons? Why am I supposed to care? Are you people pro-chemical weapons or something?

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>>73272883
Stop watching anime.

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>>73272883
it's called hentai. get it right, you nerd.

>Sacacrapmento

>>73272878
The USA has spent most of its history at war, I don't know why you expect that to change.

>>73272883
>2.18GB
>a lot
Have you saved only pictures and no videos?

YANKS

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

The world would be a lot better if you killed
>all Jews (even the ones who aren't religiously Jewish)
>all Muslims
>all blacks
>everyone with an IQ below 90
Y/N?

Sacramento and LA is probably the core reason people hate Mexicans so much.

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mfw when the baseball game is on a

>>73272936
B-but we're not going to war because Hillary was gonna start a war! This whole bombing thing is just some kind of shill being taken too seriously!!

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>>73272948
I'm here eating some yummy ice cream cake!

Yummy yummy cake! God Bless America!

I hear the cry of my ancestors. I hear Dixieland's soul speaking to me. The death of the Yankee nation it upon us, thanks be the Lord.

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>>73272946
I have webm snips of certain scenes, but I don't keep videos since only certain parts will do the trick

>>73272949
What does it look like!? Gosh!

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>>73272928
Varg commands you to stop watching anime. You better listen or he'll stab you 23 times (in self defense, of course).

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>>73272949
Kill all Christcucks desu, all the worlds problems from collapsing the Roman Empire to today is cause of those stick worshippers

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>>73272877
Is there something wrong? I promise that I don't have cooties. Just one little kiss and you'll have earned yourself lots of sweet jazz cabbage!

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>>73272949
>everyone with an IQ below 90
>mfw that would eliminate most republicans

>>73272971
I wonder how the US could go to war when Russia is still in Syria without starting a war with Russia too.

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>Syria LITERALLY gases a shit load of civilians
>Trump bombs the air base where said chemical weapons where launched from
>warned Russians of the attack beforehand so they could leave the base
>Anti-Trump people think anything about this is bad

What the actual fuck? You guys support gassing civilians just so you can justify your hate for Trump? The fuck is wrong with people today?

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>>73272928
delet

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>You look outside
>see shooting starts
>suddenly a bright light in the distance
What do you do?

>>73272996
>STOP watchig anime just as a manga I like gets one
shant
>>73273021
shant

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/its-time-for-scotland-to-find-a-new-home-in-canada/article34583830/
what canadians actually believe

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>>73272948
>And also to end terrorism of all kinds and all types.”
>“We ask for God’s wisdom as we face the challenge of our very troubled world,” he continued. “We pray for the lives of the wounded and for the souls of those who have passed and we hope that as long as America stands for justice then peace and harmony will in the end prevail.”
I regret supporting Trump.

>>73272871
I'm waiting.

gonna be real disappointed if we aren't all dead in a couple months to be honest

>>73273050
>terrorism of all kinds and all types
THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE PLANET

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>>73273038
Fucking incredible post holy shit you guys look at this fucking baby

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>>73273060
You ready for this?

>>73273107
pour it fag

mountain dew voltage

>>73273107
that's a big cup wee man

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>go to snack shop
>instead of getting cookies
>I get apples and pretzels
everyday getting stronger budds

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>>73273134
o-o-ok

>>73273146
4 you

>>73273167
livestream the next one

>>73273107
>no lemon slices

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fUCK I PSILLED THE MOUNTAIN DEW ALL OVER MY BNEW BED

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>>73273042
Don't be a beta male loser who removes himself from the gene pool. Stop watching anime,

>>73273009
>You guys support gassing civilians just so you can justify your hate for Trump?
really wondering what he meant by this tbqh famalampai
more a matter of him having to backpedal like mad on cutting support for syrian intervention and jumping the gun on direct attacks

>>73272825
Based

fuck, i needed WW3 to start in a month so i would be further away from the draft order

>>73273167
dibs on that glass

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>>73273182
setting up a periscope rn

>>73273213
U U U U

>>73273203
Fuck the draft.
I'm not dying for the deep state.

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>>73273159
Good man.

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srs question, if someone insults you as a 'joke', but it comes off as hostile, is it more mature to laugh it off, or tell them to watch it?

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I hate my roommates gf, she is always fucking crying and I mean always as in every moment I see her she is crying and pouting and screaming. Always whining too, she's probably the most annoying person I've ever known. He needs to dump her ASAP or the move the fuckout

>>73273197
>more a matter of him having to backpedal like mad
Why does he have to backpedal? He set a red line, they crossed it and now he will take them out. That's what a president is supposed to do, not spend 10 years in a country pussy footing around.

Obama didn't do shit when they used chemical weapons, Trump said he would not stand for it and he, unlike Obama, is a man of his word and took action when they crossed the line.

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I am going to chop off one of my own feet to dodge the draft
Good plan yes/no

I want to be drafted and be the guy who controls drones and shit from far away like in Ender's Game

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>>73273167
That's good.

>>73273236
Be silent and look at them as if you've let down their expectations

>>73273260
No.
Just go commit a crime.

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>>73273247
Sounds like a crazy bitch. That shit NEVER ends well, and the worst part is no matter how much you're warned, you never realize your situation until it's too late.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12693051

>>73273247
Really hate grown people who act like children desu
My sister is the same way
Whenever she's around, I can hear her crying and whining about everything

>>73273260
shoot your foot

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if you guys get drafted, what role will you most likely end up as?

>tfw only know bakery and warehouse worker

>>73273260
just be me and be a manlet with asthma

>>73273282
the US army doesn't have penal battalions?

>>73273267
I feel like that's the worst option because it shows you were hurt but have nothing to say

>>73273290
>can't add answers
leafboi

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>>73272949
Put that edge away, there are baby Canadians ITT and you're scaring them
>>73272998
Catholics are by no means Christian, and there is not a single verse supporting their distorted and malicious doctrine.
The vast majority of the Christian world today vaguely resembles Christianity at the time of Christ, and there is not one single major denomination with practices and beliefs based solely on doctrine. You would be very surprised by how deformed modern Christianity is.
Christianity being the scourge of a religion that it has been for ~1700 years is entirely due to the effects which Christendom has had on it.

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>>73273283
She had mental breakdown and missed a semester of Uni and her parents now have to pay another 35000 dollars for her to attend another extra semester, she is fucking insane. Everyone tells him 24/7 to break up with this bitch but he wont.

gonna go public on my periscope for an extra special pour

how do you guys watch it?

>>73273290
>not in a NATO country
It feels good to be in a neutral country

>>73273306
I'd probably aim missiles from a drone because I have spent thousands of hours doing similar things in video games for the last 20 years.

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Gonna go play the last GTA V mission.

>>73273311
It's the best option because it makes them feel bad if they actually care about you, and if they don't, they get no reaction from you and they question themselves

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>>73273306
if I don't end up getting to be a guy that sprints around the battlefield with a shotgun I'm just going to tell them I quit

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>>73273324
Ok nvm

go search MrTeaUUUU. I'll be live and start the special pour after i get like 3 or 4 viewers

>>73273306
some medical thing
assuming it's available (why wouldn't it 2bh) and that I score high enough on asvab -- if they even do that. At least I'd get a pension.

>>73273324
whats ur user

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>>73273352
>not dying for the jews

>>73273306
Medic desu.

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>>73273365
I would lay down my life in their defense DESU

>>73273306
MILINT Preferably

If I'm a draftee I'll probably get shunted into a logistic or combat role

what should the motto of "1st /cum/ infantry division" be?

>>73273306
I scored real high on the ASVAB test in high school, so I'll get a cushy job in the medical field or in the air force, while you losers are all in the fields driving trucks and taking fire. :P

>>73273389
don't reply to non-/cum/ flags

>>73273290
>against Russia
Since I was a kid, I've always maintained that I'd go to war for my country in a heartbeat, IF it was just, and for certain if the US was being directly threatened. Fuck fighting Russia though, we don't need to fight them.

>>73273306
>tfw archaeology and linguistics double major
Cannon fodder

>>73273389
>tfw no gf

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just told my bitch that she was the only reason why i haven't killed myself so she broke up with me

>>73273363
MrTeaUUUU

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Get ready America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU

https://www.periscope.tv/MrTeaUUUU

>>73273389
"Traps are gay"

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>>73273389

"Vivere et mori ad infantem"

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>>73273409
The invisible hand is the free market and the roads would be built

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Proverbs 25:5

It's time to take a page from the Good Book, buds.

what does the front page of reddit look right now? might go have a looksee

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU10b8C9orc

BANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>73273449
*arent

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you will never guess what I just discovered I left in my room before going back to college

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>>73273389
"Með lögum skal land byggja."
With law shall a country be built.

>>73273480
give me some

what is so special about the us firing missiles at syria i thought they did that all the time

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>BREAKING: 50 US tomahawk missiles struck aircraft and runway at Al-Shayrat airbase
>US envoy:We are compelled to take own action if UN fails in Syria
>SAA denies chemical weapons attack in southern Idlib
>N Hama: jihadists retake Maardes town, hit SAA with suicide bombing
>DeZ:SAA advances 400m in IS held cemetery
>IS still holds it's ground in Palmyra, hoping to repell SAA advance en route to Arak
>rebels bomb largest Christian city
>Report:270000+ Syrians have right to bring families to Germany
>Erdogan:next stage of Operation Euphrates Shield will include Iraq
>At least 58 dead & over 200 wounded in rebel-held Khan Shaykun due to chemical weapons
>119+ Saudi soldiers and mercenaries have been killed by the Houthis in 2017
>31+ killed, 40 wounded in IS attack on Tikrit
>IS raid in Yemen leaves scores of Houthi troops dead


English translation :3?

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>accidentally deleted eportfolio

I'm not making it again, Digication is fucking retarded and every college that uses it should be burned to the ground

>>73273503

VERY uncalled for

>>73273331
I didn't play the last mission of San Andreas for about half a year because I didn't want that the game was over.

>>73273515
Sorry bud

>>73273514
this

>>73273480
A tissue you blew your load in

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I honestly love how we keep defying world expectations. They launched chemical weapons thinking we wouldn't do anything lmao

>>73273568

I dont use tissues, you nonce

I was going to ask her out today, but I got up before her and I didn't want to look like I was waiting for her so I just left

fucking icetea queer

I hope UUUU all enjoyed :D

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>>73273520
You get 3 possible endings

>>73273576
you nonce

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somehow I knew he was gonna show his dick the very moment he mentioned he was gonna livestream

fuck 'em fuck 'em fuck 'em fuck 'em

>Russian forces were reportedly warned ahead of time.
https://www.rt.com/news/383782-us-strikes-syria-tomahawaks/
Looks like Drumpf is a Russian puppet after all....

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>people went in to a tripfags livestream
>willingly
>knowing that it was gonna show his penis
>people wanted to see a penis
>of a tripfag

>>73273596
I tried keeping it out but my balls shriveled from the cold and it slipped when I tried pushing them in. soz

>>73273596
And you still watched it.
That's kind of gay if you ask me.

>>73273675
it's just guy stuff, bud

Is trap porn still gay if the girl (male) is fucking a girl (female)?

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>He's looked at another man's penor

H Y P E R G A Y

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do females know that we look at their butts?
is it normal to just blatantly stare or should I really strive to be more subtle about it?
I mean, what did they think would come from yoga pants? I-It's not my fault

DIE YOUNG

>>73273736
>do females know that we look at their butts?
Yeah.
>is it normal to just blatantly stare
Yeah, but it makes women uncomfortable if they notice.

>>73273736
Girls look at guy butts too.

FEELIN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

>>73273736
>do females know that we look at their butts?
Yes

>is it normal to just blatantly stare or should I really strive to be more subtle about it?
Blatantly staring is kinda weird if you're ugly, be subtle about it if you have to stare at butt

>I mean, what did they think would come from yoga pants?
Comfort?
They don't wear them to be sluts 90% of the time

I have a good butt
Im not a homosexual

>>73273764
This desu. It's completely normal for people to check out other people.

>>73273764
rly? I have never once caught a woman staring at my thicc manlet butt

hey

BEEN TRYINNNNN TO MEET YOU

>>73273791
Don't mean to be rude, but do you stare at girls you don't think are pretty?
>>73273794
cum lol

Daily reminder to do your squats if you want a good manbutt

>>73272665
Really?
I tried the nofap meme and just wanted to fuck everything

HEY, MUST BE A DEVIL BETWEEN US

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>>73273810
sometimes. only if they are staring at me first.

>>73273736
>do females know that we look at their butts?
I know that it happens but I never notice.

>>73273764
It's probably not as common, I've never done it personally.

t. person who is leaving the thread now

OR WHORES IN MY HEAD, WHORES AT THE DOOR, WHORES IN MY BED

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haha

>>73273835
If you're both checking each other out, why don't you go talk to them?

screaming at /pol/

>>73273856
>going to /pol/
Don't do that.

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>>73273849
looking back, I've actually tried quite a good number of times to hit on women. they've all either had bfs or weren't interested, but I made a lot of friends from it. I honestly won't feel too regretful about that when I'm older.

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nothing comfier than coming home after going for a swim

Are we gonna die? I'm scared, but at least my autism and mental instability prevents me from being drafted.

>war declared
>all the able-bodied american men go to war
>all that's left behind are the millions of obese, overweight and mentally incompetent
>these people keep procreating while millions of able americans die

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>>73273856
>tfw trolling /pol/ by requesting proofs of no casualties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF7B5PbSSiE

raining outside

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This man is an esports professional and probably makes more than you.
How does that make you feel?

Gonna dodge the draft and fuck yo bitches while you die for Israel desu

the draft is the only way to kill feminism

>>73273910
You forgot about all the rich draft dodgers

>>73273910
this is how gf 2017 happens

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>>73273924

>>73273908
this is ignorant, but I honestly can't understand why everyone is freaking out. haven't we been launching strikes at the syrian government for years? I know this is a big attack, but it's not like we were set out on killing russians.

Russia has shown some balls over the past few years, but overall they are still on the backfoot when it comes to geopolitics. If any big war happens, barring nuclear weapons, it would be just an invasion of russia across the european plain. I would absolutely hate for that to happen because I like russians and have friends there, but it's not like we're gonna get attacked

that sounded pretty dumb
sry

>>73273924
depends on the game, if it's assfaggots then i'm pissed

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>>73273948
This is his girlfriend, by the way.

>>73273779
Bud, if walking around in speedos felt super comfortable, I still wouldn't get upset if everyone was staring at my penor or butt.

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L O L

GOOD JOB, DRUMPFTARDS

>>73273978
thanks :-)

>>73273978
>Schumer

I hate this fucking ZOG piece of shit faggot so much. I hate his fucking weird face, I hate his whiny fucking victim-complex oven dodging voice. I hope he fucking dies.

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Eating tendies

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Smelly caaaat oh smelly caaaat

I'm gonna build a bunker ouy in the desert and dodge the draft in it. Who wants to join me?

all slavs need to be rounded up and put into concentration camps immediately

>>73274002
Very nice. What are you dipping them in, if you don't mind me asking?

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>>73274001
Me too, Schumer is the dirtiest fucking kike NY ever produced

>>73274007
..is that it's tail?

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>>73274015
>come live in my compound
>what could go wrong?

>>73274018
all slavic women need to be rounded up and sent to me immediately

Interesting true story. The teacher of my English course has a friend whose family moved to the USA when he was a child. The Vietnam war happened. The friend was Swiss and not American but the USA forced (or still forces) foreigners to go to war. The Swiss went back to Switzerland as a refugee and didn't go to the USA for more than a decade.

>>73274018
That's a bit rude.

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>>73274027
Your tears

>>73274042
It'll be fun. I'll invite all of /cum/

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WTF I LOVE DRUMPF NOW?!?!

>>73274043
we have a pretty long history of doing that desu. during the civil war, the north grabbed boat-loads of able-bodied irish coming to the country and tossed them onto the front lines

one of the few good things about weedman is that he probably won't get us in some random war and i won't end up getting drafted

probably

hopefully

>>73274028
I hear his whiny fucking sneaky, propaganda spinning, slimy smooth-talking shiny, silver-tongued voice spitting jew lies all the time on NPR here.

>>73274073
If America goes to war and asks Canada to help, Canada will probably agree.

>>73274064
US Policy is as follows

CBRN is retaliated by CBRN

Tomahawks aren't CBRN, it's letting Assad off light

>>73274073
yeah, you're safe. the canadian military has sent a decent group of spec ops to the battle of mosul though. I think you guys have about ~200 dudes on the ground, which is almost as large as the US force on the ground in that battle

>>73274035
It's a possom
I sprayed it with axe and then sprayed it with water so it would leave. Would've let my dog keep following it, but someone else's will (For the record i didn't spray it with axe because it smelled, it would help dogs find it) kek

>>73273002
im gay 4 pay

wheres the weed

>>73274085
i'm thinking if that happened it would be similar to canadian involvement in iraq/afghanistan, as in mostly peacekeeping operations and no conscription or anything like that

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>>73274053
I retract this statement I was using LE EPIC SZECHUAN SAUCE LOL GODZ NOT *BUUURP* REAL MORTY, YOUR PARENTS ARE FUCKING *UURP* STUPID MORTY, EVERYONES DUMB EXCEPT *BUUURP* ME

DOOLLAPOOPDAUBBAWUBBA

hoooooly shit dude

the muslims on my facebook are praising trump for attacking syria

>>73274097
I believe that doctrine ONLY applies if WE are DIRECTLY attacked with a weapon of mass destruction.

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>tfw can't stop listening to Bad and Boujee
Am I becoming a nigger?

do you think my immense autism will get me out of the draft?

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>>73274077
>tfw voted against in futility this election

>>73274115
T-trump is halal

>>73274130
You always was a nigger, Aquarius.

>>73274130
Niggers already moved on to Mask Off and Tunnel Vision. Get with the times, grandpa.

>>73274115
They're probably Sunni supremacists who want to see Shia, Alawites, Christians, Druze and Yazidis purged from Syria by Salafi death squads

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>Well yes, i like Rick and Morty. Why do you ask?

>>73274130
it's a catchy song don't be too hard on yourself

>>73274115
They're not real muslims. Moder muslims like myself are normal hard working people just like you. I even disagree with Muhammad consummating his marriage at 9 years old with Aisha.

As girls matured faster due to the harsh conditions, I think he should have waited til 12. A 12 year old girl would be equivalent in physical development to an 18 year old girl in those times and a man in his 20s would be the equivalent of an 18 year old dating a 16 year old today.

if my city ever got nuked i'm going outside when it hits and killing myself

NOT a fan of the idea of living in a nuclear wasteland

>>73274115
Because """""moderates""""" support the FSA and the other terrorist groups

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what are cum's demographics?
If I had to guess:
75% White
10% Hispanic
5% "White"
10% All other

>>73274148
I already have 100 repeats on Mask off too.

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>>73274126
Stop ruining my fantasies

DUDE CARTOONS FOR MATURE ADULTS LIKE ME LMAO

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>even /pol/ dislikes Trump now

>>73274197
I think your cat might be autistic.

>>73274184
>when you fuck up so hard even the most paranoid right-wing leaning people on earth turn on you

I think i might kill myself, I can't take my family making fun of me for voting for him now.

>>73274197
why you have a death rat in ur home

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pic is rare shot of a /cum/ meetup

>>73274166
40% hispanic 20% black 30% white 10% other

>>73274197
looks fucking huge

http://www.strawpoll.me/12693229
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12693229
http://www.strawpoll.me/12693229

>>73274214
me on the right

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>>73274214
Another picture of a /cum/ meetup

>>73274214
GABAGOOL x-D

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>die in swamp 3 again

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btw there is space in my basement for cute draft dodging american boys

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>lol.jpg

>>73274214
Y-you guys of /cum/ aren't mafiosi, right?

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hmmmmm

>>73274214
me on the right

>>73274263
>put in meme answer
>get meme results

>>73274237
>>73274214
if they straight up had a fistfight, my money would be on the italians desu

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>>73274233
>Two people put down Paha Sapa

k-on was such a great anime

>>73274299

step up nigga, gabriel dropout is kyoani's magnum opus

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>k-on was such a great anime

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>forgot new watamote chapter came out today
FUCK

>>73274263
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12693229
I count paha as white desu

>>73274255
No, we arent. But we want the name and address of the ghiacchieron gabbagool that told you this horrible rumour.

>>73274319
the most fun i have ever had was watching the hilariously bad english dub of the anime

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>>73274332

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I got my tastunoko stick working in MAME

my arcade cabinet is halfway there

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I switch up my style of writing in threads sometimes so people won't be able to tell it's me.

>>73274359
post the cabinet

kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16TEN4GNcMo

>>73274365
no one cares

>>73274365
honestly, without extra flags, nobody can identify you. don't sweat it

>>73274376

by halfway there I mean I can run my computer like an arcade machine now

Im too shitty at woodworking to make the shell

but now its at least a bit like the real thing

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>Still no Pennington County flag option

New

>>73274405
>>73274405
>>73274405

>>73274402
did you submit your own?

Why is the island such an amazing place to live? Although people are a bit weird and holy fuck the food's expensive