/cum/

Quebecois girls

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visit quebec to get your qt while you still can

>>73254928
are the best

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we can dance if we want to
we can leave your friends behind
cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they ain't no friends of mine

>tfw no gf

>>73254988
Stop watching anime.

How do I escape this place

>If you dont belong to a single language branch in the IE family tree, you are a meme nation.

That means you Slavs, Germanics, and Balts.

>>73254973

>3-4 hundred freedom dollars to fly over & stay in a hotel and look out my window at all the girls Im too chicken to talk too

nah

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>>73255055
get some liquid courage

the drinking age is 18 here

>>73255041
What about Romance languages? They're part of Latino-Faliscan, which is part of Italic.

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If someone that shares half a haplotype with you is assassinated, can you go to war?

>>73255092

what if I turn into a frog hating drunk?

>>73255124
Yes
https://my.mixtape.moe/rjlbed.webm

>>73255132
then you won't get laid unless you find a sympathetic anglo girl that also hates francophones

>>73255104
This applies to any language that doesn't have only one nation alive in its category.

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>tfw humans didn't evolve on the moon of a gas giant

>>73255191
So what you're saying is that your statement is retarded?

who here wants a hot n spicy McChicken

>>73255238
>tfw global warming killed our sister planet and we can't visit it
don't have access to my faces folder right now

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this is a japanese virgin

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>>73255336

succubus chan a CUTE

>>73255179
Plenty of those in Montreal.

>>73255446
i suppose

people that still care about the language debate should be shot though ffs

>>73255271
What I'm saying is you aren't a special snowflake. Especially not with populations/speakers of 100m+.

Majority is always retarded. Deal with it.

>>73255518
So, in other words, your statement is completely and absolutely retarded?

>>73255309
is that venus or mars

>>73255573
It's got to have the retard element if I'm responding to retards.

Letting Quebec speak French was a mistake.

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>make a completely nonsensical statement
>N-NO! Y-YOU'RE THE RETARD!

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>>73255639
>eradicate french from america
>get replaced by spanish

>>73255682
CHIs stop speaking Spanish after a couple generations.

time to order a meatball sub

Don't even try to hit on French Canadians as a monolingual pleb. You will be regarded as human garbage if you don't speak French.

La pizza del costco sabe a mierda

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:)

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*pops his collar*
*blocks your path*

>>73255764
Untrue, there are parts where significant portions of 3rd generation mexicans cant hold a conversation in english

*bullies the Pennsylvanian*

>>73255674
>board full of retards
>expects someone to just fly in and begin discussing astrophysics and quantum theory

Are you a drunken retard, too?

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>I was just pretending to be a complete and utter retard when made that nonsensical post! I'm smarter than everyone here!

>>73255872
stop it NOW

>>73255947
*doesnt*
Lol

>>73255859
This has literally never happened to me and I live in LA.

I've met latinos who can't speak Spanish by 2nd or 3rd gen, but never English.

Maybe your example is the exception.

>>73255939
You don't know me

*unsheaths Katana*

>>73255859
Not true. It's literally impossible to not learn English unless you don't even go to school.

>>73255993
It wasn't LA county. It was poor border counties, and some of the communities don't interact with anglos outside of government employees
>>73256043
>CHIs dont skip school

I don't like CHIs
Would prefer Frenchies

>>73256078
Skipping school wouldn't be enough. You would literally have to never go to school. I've met CHIs who have a retarded accent but none of them are unable to hold a conversation in English.

I don't like CHI
I prefer COFFEE

>>73256078
ARe you talking about Calexico and the areas surrounding it?

>>73256133
You're in mainstream society and attend school idk why you refuse to believe there unintegrated mexicans that drop out and dont learn english and commit crimes or do menial labour to make money

When I was in miami there were service sector employees that couldn't speak english

*sinks los angeles into the ocean*
*quality of life in the state instantly improves*

>>73256211
I never said there are no CHIs who drop out of school and live like scum. Maybe it has something to do with me living in northern California instead of southern California, but I've never met any second or third generation Mexicans who can't speak English. They would literally have to not attend elementary school.

>>73256308
You wouldnt be able to survive in northern california without english. These people live in shitholes near the border and never leave, if they wanted jobs in LA or somewhere else they'd have to learn English. By virtue of not speaking english you'll probably never encounter them

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>finally got a gf 3 months ago
>loss communication with my (male) friends because i dont want her involved but she insist

It's ok to not have a gf, bros

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>American modern action flicks

I fucking hate /brit/, can I stay here?

>>73256471
i hate /brit/ too

no

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>socks got wet

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>>73256438

>uni game room is just Smash autists and CoD/Fifa normies with the occasional Tekken/Injsutice match

>>73256506
if you're away from home i truly feel bad for you bro

>>73256471
Only if you agree not to say "lad."
>>73256438
>got a gf two months ago
>didn't lose communication with my friends because we have a lot of mutual friends and I'm not paranoid about my friends trying to fuck her

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I spent at least 2 hours making a picture for /cum/ yesterday and I'm still not finished yet. I'm pretty sure someone else could have completed it within 20 minutes or less.

There must be more to life.

brevs > bros > guys> lads > buds

Think I might go to psychiatrist to see if I'm a sociopath, buds.

>>73256535
you get CoD/FIFA normies? in my gameroom theres autists on CRTs playing smash and some permavirgins playing League or Dota on their laptops

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>brevs > bros > guys> lads > buds

>>73256612

no, he smash guys use their own CRT's

I think there might me maybe one guy on league, but they usually keep to their dorms

>>73256600
what about 'dudes'?

>>73256662
No, you dont get normies playing fifa?

>>73256662

the smash guys*

I think my T key is fucky

>>73256674
brevs > dudes > bros > guys > buds > niggas > lads

>>73256696
Normalfags play Madden here.

>>73256696

the normies are all playing CoD or fifa, and the smash guys have a small CRT off in the far corner

>>73256727

also madden, I forgot

>>73256727
Also can't forget NBA2K.

>>73256727
>>73256743
>>73256773
the austists are firmly in control of the game room

theres a big old CRT monitor that is constantly running smash duels/4 party matches and foldable tables where people LAN steam games on laptops

never seen a normie game being played in there

If America discovered intelligent alien life on a different planet and discovered space travel that didn't take thousands of years to reach it, how long do you think it would take for missionaries to start flying to it and trying to convert the aliens to Christianity?

If she don't get dick, she gon' have a fit

Smashing performance, poodles!

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>>73256857
Normalfags are in firm control here.

>tfw Im gonna miss the opening round of the masters

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What were the Latins able to wreck the other Italic people so handily?

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>>73256956
>madden 17
>halo wars 2
>Forza 6

I've never even been in the gameroom, its right off the main hallway and there are big windows so all the normies can see whose weird

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>tfw haven't played a console shooter in several years so I can't join the tournament and wreck everyone

>>73257004
etruscan space magic

Why are we allowed to smoke at 18 but cant drink until 20-21

>fw nobody has their DS anymore so I cant wreck them in LAN mario kart

>>73257106
none of those games are shooters

halo wars is a reskin of command and conquer
>>73257132
only clapistan prevents drinking until 21, drinking age in canada is 18-19

>>73257132
You need to be 21 to buy cigarettes in California now.

>>73257169
I know. I'm talking about the upcoming tournaments at the top half of the picture.
>April 21, 2017 - Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare
And I know what Halo Wars is. It's a babby-tier RTS.

>>73257228
i see, beat them in tekken then

>>73257294
I've always been trash at fighting games despite the fact that I've always been a Sonypony.

>>73257326
I've always found them boring

stop having brand loyalty when i turned 14

>>73257189
damn

Is chewing tobacco legal there? Here people just shove nose tobacco into their mouth because its illegal here

>>73254973
Good neighbors t'bh

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>chewing tobacco
>paying to get jaw cancer

>>73257359
I didn't really have any brand loyalty, I just always had a Playstation. I switched to PC when the PS4/XBOX One generation came around, though.

>>73255859
Bullshit

>>73257463
my first console was a ps2, then i got a ps3, but i was always idort

didnt buy a ps4 because

>payed online

>>73257404
>Is chewing tobacco legal there?
Yeah, why wouldn't it be? Why is it illegal in Iceland?

>my first console was a PS2

goddamn underage kiddies

>>73256211
>When I was in miami there were service sector employees that couldn't speak english
How do you know they're second or third generation?

>tfw my first console was an N64
>>73257507
I got a PS4 when it first came out but sold it after a couple of months of it collecting dust.

>>73257405
new england is based
>>73257549
I don't. But no one would ever get hired in canada unless they spoke english.

And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong
You been putting up with my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
Let's have a toast for the douchebags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can

[Verse 1: Kanye West]
She find pictures in my e-mail
I sent this bitch a picture of my dick
I don't know what it is with females
But I'm not too good with that shit
See, I could have me a good girl
And still be addicted to them hoodrats
And I just blame everything on you
At least you know that's what I'm good at

>>73257515
"to ensure a healthy youth"

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>>73257542
people born after the ps2 was released will be able to post here in a year

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>>73257684
>people born before April of 1999 can legally be in porn

>>73257625
>no one would ever get hired in canada unless they spoke english
Does Canada have official languages? Some states do, but we don't have a national official language.

>>73257717
>people born in 1999 haven't been virgins for 2 or 3 years

>>73257752
the official languages of canada are english and french. If you try and get hired in the service sector outside of quebec and dont speak english you wont get a job. Same goes for french in quebec.

>>73257752
Canada has English and French as official languages.

ive never installed about 20 of the items i own on steam

USPS still hasnt done anything about my package being delivered to ohio

>>73258043
>only 20
I have 131 games on Steam and have never installed most of them.

>>73258096
you're stupid

>>73258082
They won't.

t. Former distribution employee

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>only 131 games

lol

>>73258111
I bought most of them when they were on sale for a couple of dollars. I don't really buy games anymore since I realized that I stick to maybe three or four most of the time.

>>73258043
I'm at 141 games and play maybe 3 of them regularly. I only buy games if they're super cheap, though.

>tfw only really play EU4, CK2, and Overwatch
>used to play Binding of Isaac and CSGO but got bored of them

>tfw spent 50 bucks on a single game

felt like a kid again

getting real sick and tired of my cat, buds

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PERSONA

i didnt recommend "my summer car" and got downvoted by the community

what does smoking weed feels like?

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>is called the "Big Short"
>is actually about stockbrokers using credit default swaps, and not about them shorting stocks

Can any Americans enlighten me on what Hollywood meant by this?

>>73258247
Last game I bought was the new NieR
>>73258377
Wouldn't know because I'm not a degenerate

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>>73258349

STOP CHEWING MY WIRES FUCK

>>73258377
weed will turn you into an obnoxious cunt and make your dick fall off
source: had three friends who died this way

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>>73258377
>smoking the devil's lettuce

>>73254907
The frog is stupid but you're okay

>>73255309
Mars had very big nuclear exchange

>>73258475
What about me?

If black people is like monkeys, whys monkeys got thumbs on they feet?

>>73258393
On why the title is the big short?

>>73258544
I'll give you a big nuclear exchange
*unzips dick*

>>73258573
I guess... Would've wished there'd be more about shorting in there, what with that being the only way for a cheapo like me to win on the markets, but it doesn't at all deal with it.
I guess it's to do with it being a sexier title than "The Big Credit Default Swap".

Is it possible to starve yourself to skinny from skinnyfat
Not starve starve of course, but like 1500 calories a day and lots of brotein

>>73258646
>what with that being the only way for a cheapo like me to win on the markets

timing the market requires luck unless you have insider knowledge

>>73258667
Yeah, but you'll become absolutely skeleton tier because you'll have no muscle mass.

>>73258646
The word short means any bet against the market in financial jargon

>>73258667
I'm doing that right now, only eating < 1000 calories a day, so far lost 9 pounds

>>73258545
Ummm , excuse me sir, who are you

*continues to chew your wires*

>>73258704
>timing the market requires luck unless you have insider knowledge
True, and I can't pretend that I'd know enough about this anyways, but for now, I'm going about this thinking about how I'd ever finance myself, and shorting is usually where's there most leeway in what corporations will dish you out. and you simply have to bring a maintenance margin to the table.

>>73258715
Oh, that does make sense then. So anywhere with assymetrical odds on a stock you're buying?

>>73258799
Am I the frog?

Haven't seen an attractive woman in days

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>>73258775
>< 1000 calories a day
That's anorexia tier anon

>>73258437
>>73258882
What does chewing wires mean?

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>>73258894
Here you go anon.

>starving yourself when you're skinnyfat
Don't do that, you absolute retards. You need to exercise. Go running or something.

>>73258968
It means putting wires in your mouth and making a chewing motion

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>>73254907
>that comic
WAT Racing 2bh. The WAT stands for WAT Automotive Technology.

>>73258968
my cat likes to chew on the wires of my headphones

>>73259017
Get a spray bottle and spray it when it does that. I trained my cat not to bite mine.

>>73258997
Here we have animals that do that in cars. AFAIK they are called stone martens in English.

*fucks up your headphones*
Oops

How does one achieve "b yourself"?

>>73258957
Eh not really, I'm still eating a lot of food just low calorie shit

I don't get hungry or anything

>>73259139
Don't b urself until you get to know the person desu

>>73259139
Automatically maybe? I always wondered how you cannot be yourself. I also wondered why in movies people want to find themselves; to me it takes 0.01 seconds to find myself. I'm in my chair, I've just found myself.

>>73259005
The globalist have cucked your country hard

>>73259158
What do you normally eat in a day?

>>73259139
By doing you first. You do whatever the fuck you want not caring what others think

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>Arizona anon makes one post in this thread and leaves after nobody replies to him

>>73259139
You can learn to b urself if you just B.E. yourself.

>>73259290
she cute 2bh

>>73259221
It's funny because the US are far more reliant on finance and service instead of industry. Enjoy selling bubble tea at the mall from investment bubble to investment bubble while buying Made in China.

>>73259290
How does the flag extension thingy know where someone is from?

>>73259355
It doesn't. You set the region yourself.

>>73259377
So I could set it to Austin, Texas, Switzerland?

>>73259355
It doesn't, you set the flags yourself. Completely open to all sorts of pretense.

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>>73259216
then how come i don't have a gf yet

>>73259398
Only on mobile, but then the flags would be invisible.

>>73259242
>I drink only water, don't waste calories on liquids
>eat lean meats (non red) I'd have tuna or fish straight out of the can, meat from the packaging with no cheese or bread
>snacks are granola bars

A can of tuna is only 100 calories, i have tuna maybe twice a week, 2 cans at a time

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>>73257004
Umbrians/Oscans were uncultured hill people, semi-nomadic pastoralists. They had the military might, were known to be hardy and stubborn but weren't organized enough. The area was basically a confederacy of tribes and the Latins would conquer one area and scare the rest into submission.

Etruscans/Greeks were the opposite, advanced society but weren't as militaristic and were considered whimsical and soft by the latin people. Even centuries after the Etruscans were conquered people with Etruscan lineage/surnames would try and hide it because they didnt want to be perceived as weak. When they ran for public office they might even change their name or de-emphasize one part. it was the opposite for people who had samnite heritage who would use their ancestry to convince people they were frugal and tough.

Latins were the best mix of both, the perfect median. The slowly absorbed everyone else around them.

>>73259341
kek

>>73259290
Why should he stay if no one's gonna reply to him anyway?

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>>73259413
That's something I don't know either.

>>73254973
>that pyramidz

WI

>>73255037
easy. i just did for a month. came back and its shittier than ever.

>>73259290
I'm from Arizona but I'm not a big enough fag to advertise it like some redditor
That would be gay

Litterally doing nothing at work because the sysadmin hasn't gotten back

Is the stereotype that quebec girls are super hot just a meme? I've never been.

>>73259341
I'm not sure you understand how globalism works, my cucked friend

Embrace it, we are all heading in that direction

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>>73254973
I'd even stay indefinitely but I don't speak French and I'm socially retired as well as of mediocre attractiveness at best.

>>73259540
Phoenix?

Need a quebecois gf

>>73259504
you mean mountain? and its OUI

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What do you think about my small collection of /cum/ tinder posts and other pictures of gfs autists post on here?

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>make an informative post
>no (you)

Holy crap a funny german >>73248344

Shan't

>>73259693
Which was it? I am going to reply to it.

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Are opiods redpilled?
Currently listening to shoegaze and shitposting on fent
Levels of comfy that shouldn't be possible

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>>73259585
One condition: She goes trucking with me. The wide open road keeps calling.

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the gf

>>73259693
Because you're wrong about the Etruscans. Don't know enough about the Umbrians and Oscans to say if you're right or wrong, though. The Romans copied the Etruscan warfare style and didn't consider them weak.

>>73259727
The question to why the latins conquered the other italic and non italic people of the italic peninsula

>>73259763
Her shoes look almost brand new.

>>73259640
Yeah
Kinda would rather live in Flagstaff tho 2bh, less Mexicans

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>>73259763

>>73259438
So Latins were had a military and a strong organization and this let them win?

>>73259762
It's so sad the globalists are destroying this anons country

V_V

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>>73259792
You have no idea what you're talking about, once again people only know about memes when it comes to history.

The etruscans had a large influence on Latin culture and society but they in turn were influenced themselves by the greeks. In warfare the etruscans were considered lacking and more preoccupied with luxury and religion and whimsical soft cultural aspects in general.

During the republican era it is well documented that people with Etruscan heritage would try and de-emphasize it because the Romans viewed them as effeminate and soft. they were too cultured and the stereotype stuck.

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@73259957
>You have no idea what you're talking about
Literally correct since I have no idea about the history of pre-Roman Italy
Thanks for the free (You), fag

>>73259828
Consider the climate at altitude though. The winter and summer temperatures probably aren't even that crazy for American standards even though I find them uncomfortable, but regardless sunlight is a lot more intense, temperatures vary by up to 40°F over the course of a day, and Flagstaff has some of the highest snowfall levels in the US.

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>a literal autist from New Mexico has not one, but two gfs
>Placer has no gfs
Makes me think

>>73259957
t. Anon, BA in History from Oklahoma Panhandle State University

>>73259945
More like they were the appropriate median between cultured Greeks/Etruscans and rugged hill people like the Samnites/Umbrians. They were organized and militaristic at once, the etruscans and greeks were too preoccupied with trade and wealth and the other italic people were too rural and unorganized to establish themselves on any level

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Trump is meeting Xi today in Florida. What's tomorrow's headlines?

>>73259730
Drugs are bad for your body and mind.
Don't do them.

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>>73259953
Globalists are destroying all countries except for the ones that are already shitholes.

@73259998
Shan't be replying to you anymore

>>73260063
I go to a Private college in Massachusetts

>>73260076
>DRUMPF BTFO, Chinese century>>>Republican America

>>73260120
I feel it's accelerated in your country though

I genuinely feel bad

>>73260120
> except for the ones that are already shitholes.
Wrong. They're making them in to worse shitholes.

>>73260031
I'll take highest snowfall levels over highest temperature levels any day

>>73260144
t. Anon, BA in History from Wheaton College

Why do vidya james equate "sneaking" to "crouch walking"
That's gonna be hell on your legs after a minute or two, I don't care how buff or tough you are

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>america is the only one posting

>>73260052
i bet new mexico is decent looking

he's just an asshole that either suppresses or doesn't have emotions

>>73260190
Yeah, Phoenix was a mistake. Technically so was Las Vegas despite its contributions to popular culture.

When you lads are blaming globalists, which countries do you have in mind exactly? USA?

>>73260263
Nice sissy knees, sissy.

I don't study history and I've never even heard of wheaton college

>>73260067
How well were the Samnites/Umbrians trained in fighting and equipped compared to the Latins?

>>73260295
Anglos in general 2bh, they're the most susceptible to Jews and their economical shenanigans.

>>73260294
>despite its contributions to popular culture.
Lol

VERY angry right now

>>73260295
Jews

Wealthy Jews.

>>73260263
>he doesn't play stealth games with multiple levels of crouching/lying and movement speeds

>tfw gf said that everything was fake and that she was acting because she was too afraid of me hurting her, and that she loves me more than anything but doesn't want to be with me because of how much I traumatized her

How deep is Lake Michigan, lads?

>>73260397
What's the matter anon?

>>73260279
I mean I've seen him be rude to posters on here but never really anything more than that. Conway told me that he bullies him.

>>73260395
Many American entertainment legends grew to fame in Las Vegas, also it's an icon of liberality and promiscuity compared to stuck up orthodox Christian states with dry counties and bans on gambling and prostitution.

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The gf

>talking about posters who aren't even here
That's how I know /cum/ is more dead than usual
>>73260424
Average depth 279 ft (85 m)
Max. depth 923 ft (281 m)

>>73260300
Try crouch walking around your house for 5 minutes straight at a brisk pace and tell me how it goes
>>73260419
I'm playing MGSV for the record

>>73260562
>necklace
dropped

Kneel before your master loewe dog

>>73260442
Gave a girl a ride because it was raining
Asked if I wanted to hang out with her,b it i said I had work. And now my boss didn't even show up today.

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>>73260351
Hmmm, well the biggest disadvantage is the Umbrians/Samnites were a tribal people who formed a lose confederacy. Even after they were conquered it was still hard for the Romans to integrate the...they revolted after 200 years of being conquered.

Military they were well trained and even defeated the Romans badly on many occasions and made the Romans "pass under the yoke" at the Battle of the Caudine Forks which was a sign of submission and incredibly humiliating. the samnites also must have been highly skilled in iron working, they made some badass helmets

>>73260576
>Average depth 279 ft (85 m)
>Max. depth 923 ft (281 m
Thanks lad.

>>73260609
Your boss is fucking that girl as we speak, anon.

>>73260488
i dont give a shit about what he doesn on /cum/

he's ghosted his gf, real life friends before. the guy is fucked

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>>73260610
Example of Samnite winged helmet, they would later influence the ornamental helmets worn by gladiators in the imperial era

Just to be sure. You love me right? Right?

>>73260609
do you know her?

>>73260657
I'd have so many cavities without you boo

>>73260644
>he's ghosted his gf, real life friends before. the guy is fucked
Oh. Yeah, that doesn't seem very nice.

>>73260634
He's probably getting screamed at by his wife for leaving a glass on the counter and drinking himself to death as we speak

>>73260701
bit gay

>>73260654
those cat ears are KAWAII

>>73260713
Or he's having a three way with his wife and that girl.

>By 82 BC, the Roman dictator Lucius Cornelius Sulla conducted an ethnic cleansing campaign against the Samnites, after which they disappeared from history.
Bit rude, if I do say so myself.

>>73260690
Well enough that I have her number
Not well enough that I would feel comfortable texting her

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>>73254907
I dont get this comic

>>73260825
she's just some girl next door? if she asked to hang out 1on1 she's dtf

>>73260900
What's there to not get? Literally just b.e. yourself

Yeah Sulla is the prototypical Roman tyrant and probably set the precedent for the imperial era but after The Social Wars the people of the Italic peninsula started to think of themselves as from italia and not as separate people

>>73260825
Well then why don't you text her?

>>73260951
>the people of the Italic peninsula started to think of themselves as from italia and not as separate people
why were they one of the last european countries to federate then

>>73260982
I blame the Austrians.

I really like the instrumental of La Marseillaise, buds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g4fhqCSdLQ

>>73260610
>the Battle of the Caudine Forks
Should they have killed the encircled Romans? I have a feeling Romans either die or they'll keep attacking. They also didn't stop after the Battle of Cannae.

>>73260914
>>73260963
I'll captialize on it tonight
Should get a few more hours in here so people don't give me shit

>>73260982
I actually thought of adding that people still have incredibly strong regional identities in italy so that might not be true, but from that era on afterwards the internal tensions between groups on the italic peninsula disappears and the in-fighting occurs between military commanders on different frontiers.

Italy is the least genetically homogeneous country in Europe, the concept of Italia seems seems to be more a concept of the elite there that was only supported by the people in the 19th century to shake foreign rule

>>73261095
Sounds gay.

>>73261174
Here's a gay song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADMBnmgN2aQ

>>73261125
>Should they have killed the encircled Romans? I have a feeling Romans either die or they'll keep attacking. They also didn't stop after the Battle of Cannae.
Probably right? It was fairly niave of them to believe it wasnt just a temporary victory but at the time the Romans were just another Italic people they fought with from time to time. Raids and fighting was frequent. historically the men would stop farming and go to war every year and raid a few neighboring people.

>>73261135
is she cute

>>73261232
What about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZujhoHZBsg

>>73261144
I once interned with a qt italian girl from northern italy. She had dirty blonde hair and green eyes and freckles. Really cute. She made polenta for me.

There was a siciliano that was like 5'6 and really swarthy and hairy kek, always wore thick sweaters inside because he said it was "too cold" (the thermostat was set to like 22)

>>73261271
Red black and white are aesthetic, red white and blue is so tacky. We should change the blue in our flag to black

>>73261352
Yeah I'd say as a general rule the south is swarthier and the north is fairer but I know over a dozen sicilians that have blonde hair and blue eyes

>>73261232
m8 let me tell you something, I'm not even biased towards my own anthem because I'm incapable of feeling enthusiasm towards this cuck-up of a country, but the German anthem sounds dignified and portentous. The French anthem is just some flamboyant lilting.

>>73261254
P

>>73261455
norman rape babies desu

>>73261378
>tfw no American Empire with a black, red, and white flag

My mind is distressed. I can't think properly.

I bet Oyster Bay is of Sicilian origin

>>73261542
hit the vape

>>73261585
But I don't vape.

I love my country

>>73261542
Have some tea and watch some videos.

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>>73254928
>>73254973

>>73261678
do cool wrestling moves

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I'm not but I have a lot of siclian friends. Honestly Sicilians in general more often look whiter than people from Puglia and Calabria

can't sleep because my bed's on fire

>>73261688
I've been doing that the whole afternoon already. Did you hacked me?

>>73261732
Call firefighters

>>73261718
Do you know any Neapolitan people?

DON'T TOUCH ME I'M A REAL LIVE WIRE

>>73261750
дa

was looking at the map on eightchan's twink board and as it turns out everyone in the northeast and by the great lakes is gay

>>73261732
call fire fighters

if flame is small try to cook marshmallows or get a flame extinguisher from hallway

PSYCHO KILLER, QU'EST QUE CE

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>>73261707
*gets ready*

>>73261811
>was looking at the map on eightchan's twink board
fuckin homo

>>73261699
Wiew she looks fine.
>>73261732
Whut? You can't sleep because there might be a bed on fire somewhere in the world??
>>73261786
Okay send me some pictures of august ames.

>>73261838
good song

>>73261718
because the normans occupied the island

sicilians are north africans/greeks

>>73261811
Bit gay

From Campania? Tons, they are the most predominate Italians in the states probably and by far. They are also like Sicilians, usually swarthy but there are many of them who look very white

Ay I'm just lonely and sad and getting more bitter

>>73261848
proximity to canada causes homosexuality

this is a fact

>>73261871
Normans occupied pretty much all of southern Italy

>>73261957
fuCKING NORMANS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73261977
Reddit

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>>73261845
*watches with great anticipation*

My meds!! I need to take them in. Right now.

>>73262000
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>73262054
what did he mean by thisÉ

>>73262137
changez votre clavier tabarnak

the UK is full of fags on that map but there isn't a single Irishman

wow, looks like the Irish really are better than the Anglo

>>73261919
>>73262227
population density + they're not afraid of being open like you and conway

Canadians, do you have to learn French in school? If so, are you good at it? A lot of Swiss in the German speaking part of Switzerland (or maybe most) can't speak French after school.

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>>73261867

>>73262264
>Canadians, do you have to learn French in school?
Yes.

>If so, are you good at it?
No, I never paid attention.

>>73262264
canadian anglos have to learn french until grade 9 i think. most never really learn working french.

in quebec, all anglos are forced into french immersion which is much more intense and most come out fully bilingual

>>73262246
explain why there are two in Belfast but zero in Dublin

>>73262227
I was in Dublin during their gay parade... it was traumatizing

Trust me there are tons of fags there

>>73262032
ok

>>73262264
From elementary school to early high school you learn some French. Random words, some verbs and phrases but it becomes optional mid high school.

I became good enough to read a bit of French but the verbal training is non-existent. I've forgotten everything now and dropped it when I was allowed to. I would have liked to learn it but it's a bad class to take because it hurts your GPA if you aren't great at memorization or your teacher is an asshole who expects you to learn a Quebec accent out of thin air and gives everyone near failing grades on spoken French.

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>>73255336
Not for long, tho.