/brit/

shit edition

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are we going to war with spain?

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marion

Hello Nederland

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Beaches and parks, the shade of a tree
Hot days and hot nights
I've held your hand and I've watched you sleep
In your arms I have cried
There never is much time between
Hello and goodbye

just bought some mandarin (or satsuma) fanta

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How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.

How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.

London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.

What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole.... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.

I'm not a dole monkey, I'm a student

there is a world of difference

>>73248995
fuck off with this autism already

All Karin posters are qt fem bois

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Kekistan: Persian for "Land of Kek".

Kek: a malevolent God of recurring digits venerated on the web forum 4chan, invoked for his blessings, which if recieved, are believed to alter the course of history.

"Kek": a corruption of 'cake', from a DC comics illustrated novel for children wherein the villain Lex Luther steals a ration of 40 cakes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMX6H6YY1M

I always fall for the overly dramatic shit ahaha x

>>73248926
t. abdul, posting from his £1250 p/m "studio apartment" that he shares with his eleven stong family from pakistan

>>73249011
Reddit

>>73249011
fuck off

listening to a bit of Prodigy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_OhMJrw6H8

got cold dead eyes lads

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UK is the most boring country in the world.
Sheep's, root beer, locomotives.

what sort of person would want a right wing (masculine) gf?

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its already mid-april
hows /gf2017/ going

>>73249047
me too mate, snap!

wahey!

>>73249057
>Dutch man posting hills

I can just sense the envy

im not sick but im not well

>>73249057
>root beer

what?

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Think I've OD'd on (You)s lads

Started 3 bait threads on /pol/ today and went to bump limit on each

Fucks sakes

do they play snap in Australia ?

>>73249133
>>73249120
>>73249112
snap

>>73249120
what is your life, mate?

might start drinking now

What are some other overrated meme conurbations besides London? Obviously Paris, New York, and Rome. Tokyo for sure. Los Angeles is another good example. Not sure about Sydney, I think aussies are a bit too down to earth to get carried away with such delusions that the whole world revolves around the city they live in.

>>73249120
Here's a good one; post an image of the American Flag and just say '>56%'

>>73249074
Started the year as a khhv

Now I've kissed, held hands, hugged and had sex, all with my gf.

If I can do it, you all can.

>>73249027

t. Mike, posting from his mum's council flat in Nottingham while he makes up a bunch of 'job seeking activities' to receive his £57 a week

>>73249120
/pol/ (You)s are only worth 1/10th a yank (You) which is 1/4th a normal (You)

>>73249173
t. 18 year old

>>73249120
i could repost this image and claim the same

>>73249120
What? (OP)s aren't the same as (You)s

Also link the threads

what does it mean when a hospital is a "university hospital"

do they get students in there to watch the surgeries like in the olden days haha

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM4vblG6BVQ

h o w l o n g

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Welcome in the UK lads.

struggle to meet girls I even like

The entire world literally revolves around Sydney

Not that I'm sure a world even exists beyond the city limits. Probably just a computer program for my amusement.

>>73249175
I mean, that isn't me at all, but if I was given a choice between the two situations, Mike is the clear winner.

>>73249173

did you have any realisations that you would like to share mate?

>>73249120
Amusing how /pol/ screams about shills when 99% of people there are just from other boards, fucking with them.

>>73249133
the card game?

going for a cheeky STD test next week

>>73248976
hot fash desu

>>73249162
Berlin
San Francisco

>>73249120
give us some bait ideas lad I want to get in on this

>>73249175
N O T T S mentioned
O
T
T
S

>>73249207
wew, that is deep.

>>73249207
looks like something reddit would wank over

>>73249057
A lot of Brits really like peace and quiet, we actively seek it. Maybe having a very turbulent history breeds a lot of folk who want to avoid too much excitement.

the hottest most qtiest girl you know excretes hot stinking steaming shit from her anus every day

>>73249219
is penrith considered sydney?
what about liverpool?
what about the shire?

The Dutch "language"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAwi9j2d_YI

>>73249246
get an indian proxy
make a post defending hillary or claiming trump is insane for thinking obama is wiretapping him

then delete your post and post it again with a UK flag

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>>73249199
I shilled for the whole thread, not just the OP

Here's an example, I am an artist tb h

did a 'press

>>73249282
none of that counts

>>73249278

doubt it somehow

>>73249278
wish she would do it on my face

kind of feel like a bit of a scumbag getting drunk to drown my sorrows ahead of this ct scan, feel like i should be living healthily,i realize whatever damage is already done but its the principle i suppose

ah well, what a life

>>73249207
dont think thats a pic from the uk

>>73249283
Very "Brabants" accent.

>>73249278
>every day
lol who poos every day

>>73249319
no other country uses double yellows mate

>>73249283
its literally "lower" german

>>73249299
says who

>>73249349
me

>>73249246
The best one at the moment is being pro-Assad. They're sensitive because their God Emperor just came out with a statement on Syria identical to Obama's.

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Just saw this on the 'book

smdh

>>73249336
i'm a 3 a day man desu

>>73249340
wiki says they do

>>73249349
me
t. Inner West pro

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any of you bongs have that4 panel image of james mcavoy in filth about to watch some porn and then a nigger shows up and the last panel is him saying fuck off

Going to go sit in the park and read my autist book lads, ta-rah

>>73249243
Good ones.

>>73249409
wiki is wrong

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>>73249278
us on the enlightened path that is 2D laugh at you.

>>73249417
yep

>>73249421
Nice day for it.

posting on my phone from the garden. just out here with the dog, smoking a fat one, drinking a cold one. quite enjoying myself tbphwy

>>73249384
wew your anus must be in ruins

>>73249162
miami

business idea : recycle human fecal matter

>>73249318
ct scan for what?

>>73249439
hiding your patheticness behind ironic humour is still pathetic mate. just in case you didnt know

>>73249467
*jumps out of the bushes, knocks your drink over and bites the cigarette out of your mouth*
hehehe!
*squeals hysterically and scampers away across the lawn as you yell incoherently*

>>73249074
I feel like if all goes to plan I might be ready for a gf early next to mid next year.

>>73249499
chest ct

suspected lung cancer

>>73249480
he has lots of fiber

you should be pooing at least twice a day

>>73249528
you finally bullied a doctor into scheduling it for you?

want to visit yankland desu, the landscapes are great
not stay there mind goodness no
yank slags arent too bad either

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>"the 20s" will soon refer to 2020s

>>73249480
i eat tons of fruit and veggies lad, my anus is fine

>>73249538
>you should be pooing at least twice a day
utter bollocks

>>73249538
>fiber
fo foy

>>73249492
Not sure what it could be recycled as. Maybe if there was a process to remove all the poison and toxins and stuff there may be potential fertiliser there.

>>73249528
suspected on what basis? how old are you? if you're under 30 it is terribly unlikely to be cancer.

t. smoker who has been coughing blood for like 3 years and had two ct scans

>>73249558
>yank slags arent too bad either
comments on americans as a whole always feels wrong when they have a significant population of nearly every ethnic group on the planet

>>73249545
that's right

no in honesty one today was really nice and understanding. i honestly feel i definitely have it and its all quite surreal

>>73249596
its a gimmick mate. hes just fishing for (You)s

>>73249500
can't joke about nuffin these days

>>73249581
What is it?

really hope this guy has aggressive lung cancer so he stops posting soon

>>73249596
lack of appetite. never feel hungry.
rib pain and vague back pain
bad cough in morning

its either cancer or something masquerading cancer

>>73249626
fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojYK6CW8gdw

main singer is a tranny now. crazy world ennit lads.

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Anyone else eat their own bogies?

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>>73249630
MUH NHS!!!

>>73249502
you would never be able to. i would toe punt you straight in the face before you were even out the bush. cat like reflexes, elongated muscular legs

>>73249651
seems like a natural evolution iah

>>73249626
A Londoner discovering that there is an actual world outside of his cramped little hole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS4taDYkKZM

hmmmm

>>73249596
and 26 btw

brief and not heavy smoking history

>>73249626
a GMO

i fucking hate how you all talk
every single British accent is fucking disgusting

i rarely talk because i realise i sound like all you retards

>>73249652
yeah when I was 8

>>73249646
you don't have cancer or anything close to it. yes you should be living healthy. living unhealthily would cause literally all of those things

lung cancer lad thought it had metastasised to his brain because he had a headache

>>73249652
you got bullied didn't you james

Just had a browse through /toy/ lads. Bit of an odd board, doubt many of them are over 15.

>>73249630
bit impolite m8

>>73249683
hard times for stormzy it seems

>>73249653
tf is that supposed to mean

>>73249652
Never understood it. People who do it don't completely repulse me, I'm not squeamish about seeing people do it, but it's just never struck me as potentially edible.

>>73249613
hope it works out for you

i'm worried i might have an STD

>>73249701
well doctor today was concerned enough, especially by the lack of appetite. i hope you're right m8

>>73249417
even before i was racist i used to think the same
nothing worse than some fit bird going at herself only for a nigger to walk in
I can't self insert to that

>>73249652
They're just so damn tasty and when I don't have a hanky I can't really dispose of them any other way.

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>>73249729
It's a meme

>>73249695
some of them are alright but i get the same feeling hearing most of them

>>73249735
Reckon it's because some people just produce more or harder mucus which you can't blow out and it's uncomfortable if you don't.

Stopped for a week once, I couldn't even breathe through my nose.

>>73249596
dad's 50, smoked since he was 13, now smokes filterless fags haha

he started coughing blood recently, bit worried

>>73249717
I would've fucking loved /toy/ when I was a kid. Used to spend hours drooling over the toy section of the Argos catalogue.

>>73249758
doctors are required to take precautionary measures when presented with certain combinations of symptoms. you went on google, saw the symptoms of lung cancer, likened your to them, told the doctor you had the symptoms, the doctor sent you for a ct scan to ease your mind and cover their back in the event of the incredibly unlikely. literally been there done it

literally crying

tears all over my keyboard

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>Rosario Dawson's body in THAT scene in Trance

Jesus lads, muh dick

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>>73249811
Battery on low m8

>>73249844
genuinely a 10/10

ahh... noo.....

>>73249832
well i had to see like literally 10 doctors to get one to take me seriously so its not they like give them out, thats how concerned i am

>>73249844
>liking muffs
>liking black women
very sure you'd hump a dog if it gave you a look

>>73249834
Have a cup of tea and tell us all about it.

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is this accurate

wish I could clatter every German that posts in /brit/

>>73249804
i can't even watch the news without focusing on how shitty everyone sounds


especially when they interview some mong off the streets

>>73249683

>black people

>>73249695
a very rude american said british accents sound like we're storing food at the back of our mouths and i keep hearing it in that way now

>>73249810
ive been coughing it up for three years. after several scans and blood tests, the doctors think my lungs produce a lot of mucus because of smoking and various food intolerances, i constantly clear my throat and cough. This has made a minor tear in my respiratory system somewhere, which wont heal because I keep having to clear my throat.

>>73249717
What's the saddest board on here?

I reckon either /mlp/ or /cgl/

>>73249914
never truly got on board with the cuck and pepe era tbqh

>>73249914
Pretty much spot on

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>The Census also showed that 17.3% of the population were born outside the State

>>73249914
2nd era was the best

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most comfy place to live in scotland?

>>73249934
he's not wrong
i have to live in fucking Yorkshire of all places

at least it's better than most southern accents and RP

>>73249883
yep
>>73249906
nothing wrong with a bit of hair. besides she's not even black, she's hispanic

Snapchat is just a symptom of the overall disease of technological progress. Any return to morality or modesty is wholly dependent upon wiping away at least a hundred years of technological progress. The camera, in particular, is one of the greatest evils perpetrated upon mankind.

>>73249964
who cares this place is shit

>>73249982
those american spics mingled a lot with slaves and dark natives
but regardless if its not white its not right

been watching videos about moles all day

quite furry and cute little things

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i love mummy

>>73250004
you cant say this kind of stuff without explaing why. it doesnt make you smart

>>73250004
You're not wrong but you'll get hatted.

>TOP LADZ
>B-BANTER

no wonder people fucking hate us

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Who wants to live in the UK?

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>Snapchat is just a symptom of the overall disease of technological progress. Any return to morality or modesty is wholly dependent upon wiping away at least a hundred years of technological progress. The camera, in particular, is one of the greatest evils perpetrated upon mankind.

>>73249975
in a shallow grave

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>>73249903
if you continually go to a doctor they will of course send you for a CT scan. CT scans cost thousands of pounds, of course they don't just hand them out to anyone with a cough. In fact they would usually do a chest x ray first, and only do a CT scan if that found something. surprised you even got one based on your age and those symptoms alone. you don't have lung cancer mate, not at 26.

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>>73250041
really odd image this

>>73250056
self hatred is pathetic senpai

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>no wonder people fucking hate us

>>73250062
i wish no one.

>>73250095
i don't post shite like that thought

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>>73250101
MUH tika masala. It's British not Indian.

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>>73250033
That's where you're wrong, racist mong

do you ever have the thing where youre sat at the computer, then very suddenly your eyes start stinging badly and watering. and this doesnt stop they keep hurting more and more and eventually floods of tears are streaming down your face. it doesnt end, the eye-pain and tears keep increasing until you splash and rinse your eyes with water. the pain is quite severe, its as if someones adminstered soap directly to your eyeballs, and the watering is so heavy that you cant see by the end of it and your whole face is wet
how often do you get that

can't believe steampunk is still a thing

>>73250004
good post

>>73250031
im not a nihilist
kill yourself loser

Things which should be banned:

Television, besides news and historical/scientific documentaries
Video games, besides grand strategy
The internet, besides Google Scholar

Debate me

>tfw you don't have enough karma on reddit and everyone thinks you're contributions are worthless

How many bongers think colonization was a mistake?

>>73250168
it's reddit: the genre

saw LOADS of proto-pakis coming out of the primary schools today
bit of a shocker

>>73249979
I live in Yorkshire and I love our different accents, for the most part. Always wanted to travel to the USA and when a Yank asks me where my accent is from, say "Game o' Thrones."

It's the only time I've ever heard anything remotely like my rough Hull accent portrayed in popular culture, other than Gorgeous George in Lock Stock, and maybe the odd episode of Jeremy Kyle.

>>73250089
i've had a chest x-ray already. was clear but its they're accurate and symptoms persists. and lung cancer does still happen in young people sometimes. again i hope you are right but i feel rough.

>>73250163
do you cut onions on your desk lol

why havent you been worrying about STD?

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>>73250004

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>>73250181
>The internet, besides Google Scholar
But 4chan is the only community I've ever been apart of, or even felt apart of. I literally don't know what I'd do if it just got shut down one day. I reckon I'd feel an actual sense of grief or loss.

>>73250181
>presents not a single argument, asks for debate

Business idea:
Scrap Sats
Make kids take GCSEs at 13-14
Make kids take A Levels at 14-16
Make kids go to Uni from 16-19
Boom.
I just saved the government a shitload of money.
Also
>Cut 100% of government support for the elderly
A sixth of gov spending goes towards old people which leads to people screaming that we need more and more shitskins.
If we cut support for the elderly and tell them to save for themselves - our dependency ratio will vanish and we won't need Ahmed and his 8 kids who can't read.

I should be PM tbqh.

>>73250220
*they're not accurate

>>73250181
Things which should be banned:

You

>>73250181
Why should things you don't like be banned

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>>73250189
Inbreeding was a huge mistake on this island.

>>73250150
im not racist coloured girls just aren't attractive

>>73250234
Ok, include anonymous social media then.

>>73250181

the internet should only be available in regional central libraries for specific, actual important uses.
social media was a mistake.

>>73250041
Haha, looks like a promo shoot for a sitcom.

>The Snarling Buds of May
I could totally write tabloid headlines.

>>73250181
Books: All except for The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins.

interesting how religious people can claim moral authority despite their faiths having been instrumental in the deaths of countless millions. insulting arrogance of the highest order.

>>73250273
It's not that i don't like them. I like all of them. But I recognise the effect they're having on society and I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

>>73250283
>immediately adds exceptions to his original statement when challenged

>>73250219
honestly, without sperging out
i find that people force their accents here way too much
I like my accent when it comes out naturally when speaking
but that's hardly ever the case

Ask someone who is actually inbred anything.

Happened because my parents didn't know they were part of a family tree, when I was born they took me to the doctors and they said it was most likely inbreeding to blame. Upon further inspection they realised they were related.

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London is pretty comfy, but I'd rather live somewhere else in southern England. The north, Wales, Scotland, and especially Northern Ireland can fuck off.

>>73250181
modern news isn't worth shit

>>73250181
nah stackoverflows and github should survive

>>73250338
I like to think of myself as a very flexible person. I don’t have to have one specific way, and if the world changes, I go the same way, I don’t change, well, I do change, and I am flexible, and I’m proud of that flexibility

>>73250365
how close a relation are they?

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>>73250366
>london
>comfy
agree about the south though

>>73250353
>everyone with an accent is forcing it
uh no

>>73250365
what abnormalities do you have

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>London is pretty comfy, but I'd rather live somewhere else in southern England. The north, Wales, Scotland, and especially Northern Ireland can fuck off.

>>73250365
literal abnormie twat

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When inbreeding goes wrong.

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>tfw working on easter so I won't be here to celebrate with my /int/ friends

reeeeeee the sun outside is making me feel bad about being inside

why can't it be cloudy

>>73250365
When the oceans rise because of global warming, you'll be thanking your webbed feet so don't be insecure when all the lads laugh at you, just keep thinking about how they'll be drowning while you swim past at a leisurely pace.

gott mit uns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F25pc-hb4PQ

>>73250365
what do you mean? are you retarded?

>>73250430
>everyone with an accent is forcing it
i didn't say that

>>73250465
godless heathen

>>73250465
what does "easter" even mean? the friday, sunday, or monday?

>>73250220
you had a chest x ray which was clear, you carried on complaining, getting sent for a CT scan, costs the NHS thousands of pounds, literally just showed you a chart that shows it's almost entirely unheard of.

https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/lung/statistics/age.htm

> 0.2% of U.S. Males will develop lung cancer within 10 years after turning 30
>0.2%
>OVER 30

stop being so one track minded and letting your anxiety get the better of you. the NHS could use a break from unnecesery expensive procedures

hey

> Americans call pasta "noodles"
> "hey cody pass the lasagna noodles"
REREEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEE
*picks up keyboard and flings it across the room*
EEEREEEEEEEEEERR

>>73250163
Only when I'm tired

>>73250533
actually I think they're correct in the usage of the term noodles

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I'd rather be Irish than British.

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been witness to yanks actually defending cousin interbreeding on a few separate occasions

hope they were baiting

>>73250163
try blinking

>>73250520
fuck off fuck OFF FUCK OFFFFF rrreeeeeEEEEE

>>73250517
seems like the selfish prick is set on wasting thousands of taxpayer pounds. what an absolute cunt.

>>73250533
that's correct though

>>73250513
Thursday in my case

>>73250436
club foot, lazy eye, webbed feet, severe fetal alcohol syndrome, graves disease, got an extra hole in my head that I like to put a candle in, severe weaboo syndrome

>>73250533
>brits pronounce pasta "pah-sta"
>"oi liam put more hp sauce on the pahhhhh-staaaa"

Currently enjoying a pint with an old mate

Me a fascist and him a commie
There's a lesson you lads could learn here

>>73250220

could be some other cancer like Lymphoma

>>73250548
>>73250579
OOOOOOUUTTTT GETT OUTTTTTT

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>>73250551
>press F

>>73250163
occasionally when i've been doing it for a long time or its late at night
whenever I yawn my eyes start watering a lot as well

>>73250551
dont think theres a difference

>>73250585
>got an extra hole in my head that I like to put a candle in
whaaat?

>>73250353
I think my accent has been affected as much by the media I watch than by local dialect. A lot of people say I don't have a strong Hull accent and think I'm from somewhere else, when really it's just that I don't interact with local people that much. Half the time I hear someone speak, it's received pronunciation from the BBC or some other accent. So my accent leans naturally away from the typical Hull accent. I also deliberately try to enunciate clearly sometimes because I'm a lazy speaker, and have to consciously avoid mumbling or slurring.

I love to hear a really thick regional accent, especially from Britain, and especially from a woman. Such a turn on. I find myself attracted to all kinds of weird women because of that. Sarah Millican's Geordie accent for example.

>>73250588

be normal?

>>73250586
nobody does that

>>73250586
literally only 1 way to say it

>>73250629
Yes

>Met a Dutch gayboi online
>He's in my city
Should I go for it?

>>73250533
>cody
laughed at that name choice

>>73250585
ah.. the north
fascinating place

>>73250586
we say paster actually. you know, with an added 'r' you yanks keeping harping on about.

stupid yanks cant even be consistent with their shit-tier banter.

>>73250637
literally heard you do this, you cannot fool me
>>73250639
yes, and it's certainly not the way you do it

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>me a fascist

>>73249975
Edinburgh

I don't like dark beer.
Will I survive anywhere in Europe?

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Why are white boys in the UK scum like immigrants?

>>73250517
ive given him this whole talk before and he concluded "eat healthy and exercise? ive already tried that shit!" before going to the doctor the next day.
he also never before revealed that he had an x-ray done, let alone that it was clear.

makign paster

>>73250627
well anythings better than RP

you don't want to sound a wanker that's reading out the news

>>73249975
wtf is that international boundary

>>73250664
>paster
too bad the "r" is muddled by your inbred accents, so it comes out sounds like pahsta

>>73250665
oh fuck off
pasta rhymes with rasta

>>73250682
>london's entrants for the tour de france

>>73250674
stupid boy

might become a rasterfarian

>>73250665
we pronounce it the same, you retarded shit

>>73250591
bloods are clear

>>73250714
i already said you have shit-tier banter. i didnt need another example of it.

>>73250723
ooohh im afraid it doesn't sweetie xoxo

>>73250586
No we don't what are you on about.

Only ever heard yanks pronounce pasta as paaa-sta.

strong >tfw no gf dream last night lads

will this torture ever stop

>>73250751
it does though

is lung cancer lad an extension of the "paranoid lad thinks he has pinworms" meme of 2015?

>>73250567
easy. it's not fun thinking yourself into a pit of despair, convincing yourself you're dying of cancer. i wouldn't say he's a selfish prick, he just wants to know he doesn't have cancer.

that being said, he doesn't have cancer, i can say it with as much certainty as i could anything. hopefully he will listen. if he's reading this he might also consider a CT scan is a very heavy dose of radiation, something like 100 times more than an x ray, and they inject you with a dye. terrible thing for the body to go through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq3U-aCPSoo

>>73250744
no we don't 'sheed
>>73250750
and i didn't need to be reminded of your god awful pronunciation, but here i am
>>73250781
one of your countrymen literally outed you in the thread lmao
>>73250785
no sorry lad

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yWCNoTX29W

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>My granddad is 91 has smoked all his life and he's fine!

>>73250821
yeah it does though
see >>73250805

>>73250782
no cos ur dum lol

>>73250787
think its just an elaborate gimmick desu. culminating in fabricated CT results saying he does in fact have cancer. that will be a fun twist.

Shan't be acknowledging the posts of any narcissists who do multiple reply posts like it's their AMA

>expecting autismo yank not to be autistic
he can't keep getting away with this

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V4QETOxFTL

https://youtu.be/WcB74-s9MVo?t=98

cheeky bum jiggle, literally in love with jade

pasta rhymes with rasta
cretin rhymes with get in
book rhymes with fuck

>>73250805
>>73250843
Close to the way we pronounce it. You cunts say "paster", but it comes out "pahh-stahh"

>>73250858
runt

>>73250869
2/3 aint bad
last one is for northern monkeys

>>73250871
nah it rhymes with rasta innit

>>73250869
"buck"?

>>73250517
it happens man. i'm very worried. think what you like

>>73250823
k e k

what the fuck is this yank on about?

>>73250894
absolute state of your pronunciation, shan't be acknowledging any further posts from you sorry

>>73250892
>>73250898
how else do you pronounce book?

or are you one of those weirdos that just takes boo and add's a k on the end?
because that's wrong and sounds funny

>>73250869
dont like the luck of this post desu

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>yanks pronounce twat as "twot"

could never live with yanks because of the fucking annoying way they speak

>>73250907
Something Italian.

>>73250927
book rhymes with cook

bewk

>>73250869
last one nope

>>73250700
True, they sound more machine than human. A study said that people are much more likely to trust a salesman or TV/radio advert if they hear a regional accent than if it's received pronunciation.

People using RP are considered more intelligent or better educated, so ad/PR men will often use that when trying to convince an audience using "science." Regional accents are considered more trustworthy, so that's used to convince people when "speaking from the heart."

cooking up a jawn like pasta

>>73250965

>>73250935
positively MOOING

>>73250947
cook also rhymes with fuck

>>73250927
i can't explain through letters why you're pronouncing it wrong
can't think of a word where northerners pronounce "u" correctly

>>73250979
"cuck"?

>>73250935
was so confused by this in Easy A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL_sMtQoRGI

>>73251013
yes that rhymes with cook and fuck and book too

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>fook

>>73250979
cuck?

>>73250671
Don't hatpost me

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>Don't hatpost me

What would the UK do if their entire supply of tea vanished for one month?

>>73251097
Switch to coffee like real men

>>73251097

drink liptons

>>73251094
Stop that

>>73251097
>scotland claims independence
>political revolution
>monarchy is overthrown
>brenter

>>73250900
the most common early symptom of lung cancer is coughing blood, and you aren't even doing that. you're being such a hypochondriac. if you wont believe 10 doctors, a chest x ray, multiple charts and statistics, will you even believe a CT scan? maybe you should be asking yourself why you're incapable of accepting the reasonable truth, and obsessed with the idea you have lung cancer. Phobia of illness it pretty common, and treatable with anti depressants.

>it happens

to something less than 0.05% of people in your age bracket. to people experiencing a wider range of more severe symptoms.

lung cancer just isn't a cancer that young people get. small cell carcinoma is developed through lung trauma, it doesn't just appear. large cell carcinoma, which is something like 100 times less 'common' than small cell, is also only common in older people, in fact i'd bet there hasn't been a recorded case of someone having large cell carcinoma in the last few years at least, and that's the only type that can develop spontaneously without trauma.

what makes you think you are one in literally probably more than a billion? it's literally (LITERALLY) as unreasonable as thinking you could guess someones entire phone number