>be american >have one shot at life >get shot

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>>73248344

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>>73248344
CANNOT BE FABRICATED

>>73248344
Thanks for making my head spin with all this thinking

>>73248344
oh Germany you are so funny hahaha :)

>>73248679
t. Bilbo Baggins

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>Be me
>have one shot at life
>Miss and hit myself.

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>>73248906

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>>73248344

>>73248344
>be polish
>have no chance at life
>get shot

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>be american
>get shot
>shoot back
>they shart

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>Be European
>Have no shots in life.

pretty fucking EBIN

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>>73248344

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O say can you seeeeee, by the mart's early shart

there is no other country on the face of the earth that gives a person so many shots in life.

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>>73249529
WHAT WE PROUDLY HELD IT
TO RELEASE IN THE SHOPPING MALL

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>>73248344

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>>73248906
>>73249165
>>73249447
>>73249540
AMERICAN "HUMOR"

>>73249774
italian "people"

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>>73248344
>be american baby boy
>give a tip to doctor

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>be an American "tough guy"
>drive automatic like a little girl

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>>73249820
>be american
>want to fight back
>shart

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>They aren't stopping.

>>73249886
>be italian
>try to comeback
>spaghetti

fuck everyone in here except:
>>73248906
>>73249165
>>73249198
>>73249447
>>73249477
>>73249540
>>73249820
>>73250008
>>73250046

All this Autism in one thread.

>>73249774
Tbqh, joke about a lot of shots in life was kinda funny

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>>73248344

Your gunna regret this thread when the anglosphere teams up and starts a trade war

>>73250145

Stop trying to be relevant

xD

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>be european

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>be american in a bar
>order a pint
>get shot

>be african american
>be good at basketball
>why?
>because for them it's easy to get shot

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>Be European
>get job
>get half of money taken away from government

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>>73250191
>Expecting a little Englander to not be stuck in the past

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>>73250145
>be brit
>get car'd

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>be American
>slip on a shart in the mart
>break an arm
>have to work the whole year at Maccas to pay off the operation

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Wish I was American so I could get shot.

>>73250145
wtf I love the queen now

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>be american
>go to school
>get shot

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>be american
>get shot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCnLceh8SrE

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>Be British
>STOOL IN POOL

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>be american
>shot a double of shart
>in a mart

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>Couple goes camping
>a wild nigga appears
>with a machete
>threatens the couple and forces the girl out of the tent
>rapes her, meanwhile her bf is too scared to do something
>hiding in tent, maybe watching , like a cuck he is
>beeing polite as he is, he let's the nigga finish , before he calls the police
>police congratulates him , for acting reasonable

Germany reached new dimensions of cuckery

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4376376/Camper-23-dragged-tent-raped-Germany.html

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DELET THIS THREAD STOP MAKING FUN OF USAUSAUAUSA WE EARNED OUR INDEPENDENCE AND SAFE SPACE AND WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD IF WE WANTED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73250973
put the gun away!

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>>73250973
>be american
>shot a shart

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>be american
>don't get vaccinated
>die of polio
>shoud've got shot

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>>73250145
To think that a stupid meme image about xbox achievements could propagate this far.

>>73255279
Dude's probably in his late 20's/ early 30's now

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>>73255763
Probably has that same smug look on his face. I would.

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>be american
>on my way to nearest mart
>have to shart so hard
>can't make it
>shart in parking lot
>the shame.jpg
>get shot and mugged
>ambulance comes
>don't have money for tip
>get shot again by the paramedics
>lie down on stomach thinking im gonna die
>luckily I have a real greasy burger in my breast pocket
>eat it to get shart superpowers
>hear rumbling in stomach
>suddenly asshole explode in a sea of shart propelling me forward
>shart sends me skidding down main street towards the hospital while shouting USA! USA! USA!
>get to hospital and they patch me up
>get bill'd
>have to pull quadruple shifts at the local waterplant to suck out poison from the dirty water
>get cancer
>can't afford treatment because my insurance company scammed me
>get shot

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>>73250341
>scotnigger still mad hes too cucked to get independence

>>73256710
>be norwegian
>trip and stub toe
>call paramedics
>no signal for 30 minutes due to blizzard
>get on phone
>paramedics will arrive in 40 minites due to blizzard and mountains
>get to hospital for bandaid
>get home 50 minutes later
>pay 50% taxes
>feelsHDI.3dmm

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Oh wtf? OP here

This was literally the first time I made a thread like this.
Why are the americans so fucking butthurt?
That was like the lowest banter ever and it wasn't even funny.
What kind of manchildren are you?

>>73257121
>Why are the americans so fucking butthurt?

probably sore from all the diarrhea

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>>73248344

>>73257121
>hey guys heres some banter
>hey you cant do it back
>youre j-just b-butthurt

>>73257270
what?

>>73250502
>Go to school

Uh you sure you're talking about America?

>>73256843

weak. You can do better Cletus

>>73257316
here i'll translate
>hey guys ill just invade poland
>hey you cant invade me back
>youre j-just b-butthurt

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just observing the banter

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>>73248344

>>73257445
aaah ok.

sorry then

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>>73255279

One shot of effective Germen humor.

>>73250936
You do know a penis is less dangerous than a machete, right?

>>73248344
>be Germany
>lost both world wars

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p-please stop

>>73258527
And we are still here and rich :^)

>>73258645
*stops*

>>73258692
thanks

>>73258805
"Haha you wished, kid" *shoots you anyway*

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>Have one shot at life
>Born white American
>Get circumcised
>Get shot

>>73248906
That's because you're so fat your gravity is stronger than Earths

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>be european
>have one shot at life
>get hit by a truck

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>actually, unironically being unitedstatesian
>*sharts*
>OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>tfw everyone makes fun of you but they keep your international burger marts in business

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>tfw if you say 'COMMON SENSE GUN CONTROL' in the US you'll get SHOT

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I agree there's too much gun violence in America, so the first step is to naturally get rid of what's causing the majority of the issue. We need to deport all negros back to their homeland of Africa, that would immediately solve most of our problems.

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>>73250270
Underrated

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>>73260944

Include me in the screenshot

>>73250145
Thanks dad