/brit/

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH shIIIIIIItttt

fuck humans and FUCK humanity desu

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marion

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this guy comes up to your gf and slaps her ass
what do you do

my name jeff

Is Kitnermitchell a U.K. born last name?

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Need a dutch gf

http://www.nature.com/news/young-poo-makes-aged-fish-live-longer-1.21770?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews

do you remember Technoviking

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>>73246976
drop him like a pack of bricks

Just eaten avocado and quinoa salad

Turning into an insgagram babe haha xx

Are there any blacks in The Last Kingdom? If not I might give it a watch.

Britain is on the verge of a civil war, the Brexitmongs and the radical centrists will soon engage in battle most foul.

>>73247025
yeah why?

>>73247050
cant be doing with turtlemongs ugly face staring back at me each time i open the thread

>>73247050
NEED a deranged short haired gf who will castrate me in my sleep for talking to another woman

>>73247063
No

>>73247023
is the person on the right a girl?

if phimo never posted his tiny deformed disgusting phimotic penis then he'd be completely anonymous still. what a retard

>>73246975
stop posting my waifu

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i finished it. is this short for popular games or the norm?

>>73247105
If you are Korean please tell me how I get a Korean gf

When does a town become a city?

>>73247129
>27 hours

no that's not short unless you're a weeaboo who players those shitty jrpgs that take hundreds of hours to complete

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are lasses at the aintree races

>>73246985
fucking HOWLING at this post hahahahahahaha

10/10

brilliant

well played lad

you sir are a gentleman and a scholar

>>73247074
just knew he sued the guy who took the video clip
and suddenly i feel so old

I heard the phrase "go easy on me, i'm a child of divorce" somewhere and i can't remember where

>>73247111
i am still anonymous

>>73247129
If you want long games play the witcher 3

The NHS is clogged up with sickly and bored old people who want joint replacements and a chat, not young healthy immigrants.

>>73247147
When the population goes over 250,000.

>>73247157
I would bash the bitch on the left

>>73247175
most overrated piece of shit game ever. boring as fuck

>>73247172
was conceived while they were seperated haha

Really want to buy some branded beer glasses for my favourite beers but feel like spending £38 for 5 beer glasses might be a bit fucking stupid

drastically tired

>>73247200
kys

>>73247133
i can give you a good tip be good looking and gentle

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>>73247209

>>73247173
no you're not. you have an identity that people here recognise you by. that is not anonymity.

>>73247147
If it has a cathedral it's technically a city no matter what size it is

>>73247147
when it has a cathedral

>>73247050
thought this was me looking at the thumbnail haha :/

>>73247147
when the queen decides it

t. she made my town a city in 2011

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>>73247229

brits idolise Australia but there's plenty of absolutely grim places

>>73247227
>kysXD
reddit
fuck off

pooing out of my anal orifice

>>73247073
CIVIL WAR FACTIONS

Pick your side lads

Centrist Soldiers - radcial centrist Eurofederalists
Monarchist Militia - centre-right Brexiteers
Loyal Legion - fascists, anti-EU
Civic Company- liberals, civic nationalist, pro-EU
Revolutionary Republicans - socialists, Eurosceptics

>>73247192
>>73247238
>>73247239
>tfw 120 thousand
>got a cathedral
Exeter CITY wins again

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>>73247258

>>73247266
best orifice for it lad

Finished The Sopranos lads, is Tony dead?

>>73247262
fuck off reddit

>>73247262
>le reddit bogeyman

delet urself

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>>73247284

>>73247258
disgusting makeup
horrible
christ that pale one is minging
what are they wearing

women are disgusting

>>73247212
Go 'round the charity shops. Loads of beer glasses in those sometimes, never more than a quid each.

>>73247238
>>73247239
common misconception but untrue

>>73247238
>>73247239
>cathedral

What a stupid rule, new towns will never build one anymore

>>73247254
Cool, what city?

>>73247301
>>73247284
>>73247258
>>73247229
>>73247209
stop

>>73247278
i choose allah (swt)

>>73247228
>good looking
ughhhh
i have had korean girls call me a gentleman though

not gonna post anymore

here are the rest

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4385858/Aintree-gets-fashionable-start.html

>>73247313
fuck off you pseudo-intellectual QI-watching reddit factoid twat

My credit card bill was due today

So time to start spending again
Looking at about 100 quid on skin care products from Amazon

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Bought myself a pastie and I'm gonna eat it by the river hehe

Wish I had friends

>>73247312
No the point is I want specific ones for my specific favourite beers

Sick of drinking good beers out of plebby Carlsberg or San Miguel glasses

>>73247338
lmao they probably thought you were a right beta, lad

>>73247259
yeah, the places we're we form ghettos

>>73247357
Durham?

Don't engage it

>>73247350
The reason I know it is because my city has a cathedral and only became a city officially in 2011 because the queen decided you twat. It's not based on having a cathedral

>>73247375
desu I was with my then gf at the time they said it so I'm not a megabeta

The paki builders are smoking inside the house and leaving their fag ends about

>>73247362
Oh right. You'll probably have to get it online at a premium then, or visit a brewery. What beers in particular are you looking for?

>>73247357
fuck off porridge

Who /lives in a non-white neighbourhood/ here?

Literally have to walk past a massive mosque to go to Tesco and they hardly stock anything with pork in and have a massive halal section.

Cucaracha Cucaracha hoo hoo hoo hoo
Cucaracha Cucaracha hoohoohoohoohoohoohoo

>>73247434
That's it yeah, they're German and Belgian beers so I'll have to buy them online and they're expensive :(

Leffe, Franziskaner and Paulaner

>>73247394
don't EVER tell me what to do

>>73247424
alri lad haha

I have not seen a single attractive woman in the thread :/

hungry

Doing some tibia exercises

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>>73247493

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>>73247493
I'll fix that

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CHOOOOOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n47zg51Vmm0

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emily

aha
the new xbox is just like the new ps4

bring out the gimp

>>73247511
you cant exercise bone

>>73247294
yeah lol
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22980414

>>73247511
Working on your pk skills lad?

>>73247437
why the fuck would you live there? disgusting animals

>>73247537
exercising my bone right now lad aha

>>73247437
I live on the outskirts of paki territory

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>>73247493
*stares at you*

Saw on reddit people making fun of guy reading a book on a train. I mean wtf is that actually considered not normal?! I see people reading books on the tube and buses all the time smdh

>pop spot on my back
>gremlin falls out

worried lads

>>73247531
in that they are both significantly shit in contrast to a PC?

>>73247545

>disgusting animals

Would rather live amongst Muslims in world class global city than amongst disgusting dole scrounging northern chav monkeys in a jobless shitty podunk town.

>>73247592
reddit isn't fucking normal

the biggest fucks on 4chan are better than average redditors

>>73247587
*turns into stone*

>>73247607
yes

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>reddit

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>>73247545
cor imagine a 3some with are sarah and ashley rae of communism kills phwoar

>>73247632
objectively true statement

>>73247592
Only freaks read on the train

So one skinny patchy bearded virgin reading a Witcher book

>>73247629
Same

>>73247607
Virgin

Just had an exceptional bit of sex with a woman

>>73247644
end this meme 4chan is banned at work

>>73247666
What was his name?

>>73247629
Why are those the only two options?

London is disgusting, so is most of the North. There are areas in the UK outside those.

>>73247437
used to, lived in a tower block in hulme, manchester

the only other white Brits in the block were a group of gay/transvestite prostitutes who lived down the hall who worked from their flat who used to spend their time playing lady gaga at deafening volume, doing meth and shagging clients, with the occasional fight or argument on the stairwells

comparatively the non white residents were alri I guess

>>73247681
Oliver

>>73247476
Good taste.

I think I've seen Leffe and Franziskaner glasses at local bars. Hoegaarden ones are easier to find and I've drank out of a Blue Moon glass somewhere near where I live. Proper trendy new cocktail bars. Those kinds of glasses get me a bit worried about the centre of gravity but they look good and feel good to drink out of.

>>73247644
why the fuck would you grow a "beard" like that

>>73247666
which of these foine oirish lasses was it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FQBHbqHZo

>>73247537
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tibialis_anterior_muscle

>>73247666
IT WAS A SUCCUBUS KILL IT ARGH

>>73247700
Gay twat

i think that skirt wearing paki just unironically called me a virgin. i don't think i've been more amused in recent history.

>>73247526
whos this bint

>>73247684

London is a world class metropolis

Everywhere outside London is objectively shit, fuck off irrelevant small town cucks

>>73247738
me x

>>73247730
he can be quite mean at times

Hairdresser told my dad her daughter saw me the other day and that I've gotten fat.

I don't even fucking know the hairdresser's daughter.

>>73247707
NEED to marry an Irish country lass and have big family and work on the farm desu senpai

>>73247706
weak chin

>>73247707
>irish """""""people"""""""

>>73247629
secret: young pakis and chavs are the same people in different skin

don't tell anyone

>>73247705
>>73247476
Leffe is cheap and nasty in Belgium. The Brown version (bruin) has food colouring in, and the blonde version has loads of sugar. They are shit tier beers tbqh

>>73246927
Alright lads

Plans to get forty (40) black swan class sloops to make the navy larger

to replace our 13 duke class frigtes will be 8 type 36 frigates and "more than 5" type 31 frigates

>>73247758
'flix & 'ill?

>>73247730
I don't really do skirts desu

>>73247772
Mean but honest

>>73247741
oh fuck off you soft cunt

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the horror

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>>73247730
lol he school'd you, make you embarrased and redface like all you pigskins whites do when put in your place. You froze up while he made a fool of you, walked off with your head down cus you're too much of a pussy to stand up for yourself, now typing on the internet pretending your all hard.

>>73247435
Im not he

>>73247824
ewww u creep

>>73247832

Fuck off you ignorant leave voting sub 30k earning example of irrelevance personified

>>73247815
cornetto while you're there cheers mate

>>73247834
LISTEN AND BELIEVE

>>73247840
Fuck off cunt, I would beat the shit out of you and all you paki twats

>>73247834
women can also rape men and get away with it

>>73247883
DONT TOUCH MY WEAVE

>Liking and sharing stuff from one of those shitty 4chan meme pages on normiebook

I'm acquainted with some right runts

ahh yes, tapering off one useless SSRI and starting a different SSRI

if this doesn't give me any positive effects in 3 weeks I'm going to fucking bin them. I want my sex drive back and being depressed honestly isn't even that bad once you get used to everything being grey.

>>73247730
yeh he's an unlikeable cunt then wonders why he has no friends. what a freak. he should just jump off a bridge 2bh. dont think many people would care/notice

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>>73247917
Which one?

Been on Sertraline for a year nearly now, been fine for me

>>73247899
Come on then pigskin, have lash if you have the balls, I'm sure your ex castrated you when she left you for a black bull tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TTa_KefmI8

>tranky

what does that even mean

>>73247955
what the fucks is wrong with him

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>a-at least I live in a world class global city

>>73247741
London is an absolute shit hole outside of several small areas. Average vehicle speed there is 8mph, London rush hour is 7am to 8pm. The tube is overcrowded, stinking, filled with literal rats, constantly breaking down, experiencing delays, going on strike. Literally all of the suberbs are populated by immigrants, it has the highest crime rates in the UK and europe, highest gun crime, highest knife crime, housing is abysmally small and ludicrously expensive, air is polluted.

Literally, why, why the fuck would anyone live there? You could earn a smaller wage with reduced cost of living in somewhere that isn't a LITERAL overcrowded hell hole filled with people that hate you, or at the very least, do not give a single fuck about you

housemate said she had the impression that I always had a new girl on the go
really not the case but I was flattered

>>73247916
>breathing the same air as admins of facebook meme pages
sickens me desu

>>73247939
going off citalopram (did absolutely nothing to my mental state but made me get really fucking hot sometimes for no reason) and onto sertraline

wahey sertraline buddies

>>73247917
>>73247939
taking SSRI's won't help you

>>73247879
Go get in in your diesel submarine m8

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>>73247802
ahh yes look at all that sugar

you realise people value life way too much when they'd rather let animals suffer than euthanise them

>>73247972
He is a literal paki, he wants to be one of hijab wearing girls.

>>73247999
> putting apostrophes on plurals
my fist can help you

>>73247939
sERTRALINE FUCKED ME UP BIG TIME.

Oops, accidentally left caps on. Would've corrected it but in context that looks quite funny. But seriously though, that medicine made me hallucinate harder than any acid or shroom trip, and I still hear voices sometimes. Absolute nightmare. Glad it works for you.

>>73247984
is she fit

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>>73247997
good luck m8, I take 100mg
>>73247999
It's helped me loads this past year

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>tfw pakistani
>tfw you to bully lil white bois in secondary school

I love how you white cucks get all red when you're upset

>>73248053
hmm maybe but not my type

>>73247741
london is literally a shithole made for inbred pakis and cucks

>>73248044
I sometimes feel a bit tired and spaced out, plus the usual difficulty wanking, but aside from that yeah it's been fine, even at 150 mg

>>73247738

looks like miss alice
some mfc model
not as hot as she used to be tbph

>>73248031
don't care

>>73248056
don't care

>>73248069
fake news

>>73248044
don't care
>>73248084
yes

>>73248044
haha cool

hope it does that to me

>>73247926
I don't have friends because most people are mean

>>73247840
Don't bully but yeah he is a coward

>>73248084
explain in more detail

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>tfw white

>tfw fucking pakis girls and beating up pakis


how does it feel rasheed

Got an uncomfortable amount of 17 year old friends on interpals

>>73247974
people are forced to move their for work or were unlucky enough to have been born there so pretend like its a decent place to hide their poor choices in life.

>>73247974
deep breaths mate, don't let it get to you

"You need to learn to be happy and content with what you've got"

T. Guy with friends, a girlfriend, a car, his own place, and a career

>>73248136
>friends
lol

>>73248044
i was on that for 8 weeks and when i had literally no reaction my gp moved me to an snri
feel like he really didn't give it much of a go

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>london is literally a shithole

>>73247997
currently on max dose of 20mg citalopram. Only problem it's given me is that I find it hard to cum, then I found out it's also prescribed for premature ejaculation. It's stopped my constant panic attacks and endless feelings of despair, though.

>>73248125
lmao how do you whitebois fuck when your dick is like 1 inch, nice fantisies. meanwhile your sister gets fucked by the group of pakistani chads in secondary school

My
WIFE'S
Son

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.0865468,-0.265144,3a,29.5y,296.49h,66.39t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sDzSpyJyx7fPVlZ2ytnbUUA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>73247870
got enough straw men there mate?
pipe the fuck down raheem

>>73248136
17 is within the prime of female lives

live in a 99% white village. The only coloured works in the village shop. Despise most of the people living here though. They're all brexit voting OAP mongs or farmers.

>>73248190
40mg is the max dose of citalopram m90, it's what I'm coming off

>>73248167
Doesn't mean you shouldn't attempt to acquire all those thing.
You should be happy while you are doing it though.

>>73248118
gangly finnish lass
gf of one of my friends
she has a very fit coworker that she brought home last night though

>>73248069
had this paki kid in my boarding house
Nobody liked him
people used to pelt him with ham and scream allau ackbar at him at midnight, or burst into his room and flip his bed over
worst thing was he was a snitch but didnt stop people, annoying fucker

>>73248179
Ah yes, most people live in Canary Wharf and are bankers (with bloody big bonuses)

>>73248179
Why does London have such a shit skyline? I'm not asking for nothing but commieblock but I would like some damn skyscrapers

>>73248201
BIGGLESWADE MENTIONED

>>73248094
I went and checked out the dosage they gave me (I still have the box for some reason). It was only 50mg. But the hallucinations, the paranoia, and the insane logic that was going through my head, it was like a stereotypical "bad trip" like you might see in a film. Total freak out. Have you ever taken acid or shrooms? Because my theory is that it triggered an acid flashback or something. I've never had a bad trip but I've tripped pretty hard back a bunch of times in my wild days, and it was a similar (though far more powerful and negative) experience.

>>73248196
pakis have tiny willies though, not even a good baitpost

>>73248224
are you turtle?
is she taller than you?

>>73248179
yeah those few square miles of non-residential land really helps your point. fucking idiot. most of london is grimy polluted non-white dump.

>>73248234
It has some, and I think they are building a bunch ATM

>>73248257
yeah
don't think so, wouldn't affect it though I like girls that are taller than me

>>73248201
still looks white just not pasty white

just sent the potential gf desu when I meant t b h

>>73248273
That's the price of living in a world class global city.

>>73248313
>t. wog

>>73248201
literally same colour skin as the bloke you dunce

>>73248246
>Have you ever taken acid or shrooms?
Nah, never done any drugs lad

>>73248317
JUST PART AND PARCEL

>>73248142
I can understand why people would live there for work, with saving money and moving away as soon as possible in their mind. That's what my dad did. But how anyone can live there and call it a 'world class city' and describe it as a nice place to live is beyond me. It's a fucking shit hole in almost every convievable respect. The other capital cities in Europe are all nicer.
>>73248150
I'm just glad I don't live there
>>73248176
This picture just proves london has (some) (reasonably) aesthetic skyscrapers, like nearly every major city. In fact, Londons skyline is pretty mediocre when compared with most notable capitals.

>>73247972

>WAHAHAHAHA SOME OF THE KIDS ARE BROWN I'M TRIGGERED

>>73247974

>London is an absolute shit hole outside of several small areas.

Not true

>Average vehicle speed there is 8mph

True for cars but the public transport is world class so it's irrelevant

>London rush hour is 7am to 8pm.

No it's 7-9 and 5-7, hardly unique

>The tube is overcrowded

True in rush hours, the rest of the time it's fine

>stinking

Not true in the slightest

>filled with literal rats

To the extent that all underground metro systems are, but it's not at all noticeable

>constantly breaking down

Not true in the slightest, it's actually an incredibly rare occurrence

>experiencing delays

Nope not true at all, in fact this more than anything else betrays the fact you don't live in London and are basing your experience off your small town and it's shitty national rail service. The most you'll ever wait for a tube train unless there's been a disaster is 10 minutes and it's normally more like 2 minutes.

>going on strike

Only a few days out of a year and they will always run a reduced service rather than shutting it all down

>Literally all of the suberbs are populated by immigrants

Some suburbs are and some are not

>it has the highest crime rates in the UK and europe, highest gun crime, highest knife crime

This is objectively not true, the crime rate is lower than cities like Manchester or Glasgow

>housing is abysmally small and ludicrously expensive, air is polluted.

All true and these are the downsides of living in London, the price you pay for living in a world class city

1/2

female doctor i saw today agreed to give me a chest ct

thank god for womens empathy

tbqh im very low right now i either have cancer or something masquerading as it

>>73248315
if she asks tell her it means desu and dont explain further

>>73248351
>some

>>73248331
nah i barely have any body hair

>>73248107
No you don't, it was traumatic. Although there ws a brief window where it was enjoyable in an exciting "whoa I'm actually tripping right now" kind of way. Gave me some cool stories for /x/ as well.

>>73248176
I only took it for a week before it hit me like a truckload of bad acid.

Just bit the bullet and spend £38 on beer glasses lads

feel like a mug 2bqhwy but i'll forget this feeling in a few days and have some nice beer glasses for the forseeable future

>>73248351
>1/2

dont bother posting the rest. i really dont care

>>73247974
>>73248351

2/2

>Literally, why, why the fuck would anyone live there?

-World class museums
-World class art galleries
-Internationally famous tourist attractions
-Varied architecture
-Extremely wide range of food options
-Nightlife
-Wide variety of people
-Great public transport
-Well paying and plentiful employment opportunities
-World class theatre

The list goes on and on

>You could earn a smaller wage with reduced cost of living in somewhere that isn't a LITERAL overcrowded hell hole filled with people that hate you, or at the very least, do not give a single fuck about you

No one gives a fuck about you mate, welcome to the real world, not everyone is your friend and that's ok. The great thing is in a vast city like London there are lots of people to become friends with :)

>>73248351
WHY DON'T THEY BUILD SOME MORE FUCKING HOUSES, PROPER FUCKING HOUSES ANYONE THE GOVERNMENT PRIVATE COMPANIES FUCKIGN REEEEEE

>1/2
shan't

>>73248379
i hope they're crystal or you got mugged the fuck off mate

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>1/2
absolutely lost it

oo

think I have food poisoning

>>73248354
hmm, the second you get a scan you start entertaining the possibility that it isnt cancer

>>73248222
My mistake, escitalopram. Although I was led to believe they were basically the same

https://www.drugs.com/dosage/escitalopram.html

Maintenance dose: 10 to 20 mg orally once a day
Maximum dose: 20 mg orally once a day

>>73248385
just letting you know i read
1/2

>>73248351
>the state of Londoners

>>73248351
>public transport is world class

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>Hunkerin' is, in particular, the name applied to the American fad of resting in the squatting position in the late 1950s.

>Hunkerin' had been in use in many cultures, particularly in Asia, for centuries when it suddenly became a fad in the United States in 1959.[12]

>people hunkered for hours on car roofs, in phone booths and wherever people gathered.[12] Life referred to it as "sociable squatting". Different styles of hunkerin' were reported as "sophisticates" tended to hunker flatfooted while others hunkered with their elbows inside the knees.[13]


Hmmmm

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the world is a vampire

>>73248343
Good call, if you're needing psychoactive meds. I took allsorts back in the day. Lot of ecstasy, speed, every kind of weed. Constant alcohol binges might've made my brain a bit more vulnerable as well.

Had a nightmare I was being hunted by an Australian hungry for my blood.

>>73248385
>>73248423
2/2

of the posts you just made

I want my baby back (baby back) baby back (baby back) baby back (baby back) baby back

>>73248432
Fascinating

*walks away and speaks to someone else*

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>It's a northern dole monkeys get triggered when confronted with London's inherent superiority episode

>>73248420
why would it specify orally
are there any antidepressant suppositories?

post depressingly beautiful music to goad me into suicide lads

>>73248379
I would've spent it on the actual beer myself, but then I'd have nothing to show for it. Good for you.

>>73248397
just beer glasses mate. course i got mugged off

>>73248443
Your mum's a vampire.
Cuz she S U C C

whose bright idea was it to make oral and aural sound so similar

When I was in London a paki security guard asked (as I was entering a museum) did I have any pocketknives hidden on me
cunt thought I was a pikey

>>73248479
you sound really interesting

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How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.

How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.

London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.

What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.

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Kekistan: Persian for "Land of Kek". Kek; a malevolent God of recurring digits venerated on the web forum 4chan believed invoked for his blessings, which if recieved, are believed to alter the course of history. "Kek": a corruption or 'cake', from a DC comics illustrated novel for children wherein the villain Lex Luther steals a ration of 40 cakes.

>>73248476
*Hunkers in your path'

>>73248481
heard this on rick and morty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPD-a1FjUtU

*gives you a cheeky smooch on the cheek*

>>73248481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpYTLbcuxgg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhY4m6TFVmM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTtFIL6LHLw

>>73248530
PAKI VS PIKEY
WHO WINS?

>>73248481
I know just the track but I'm not posting it because I don't want you to kill yourself. I tried once with an overdose, and when I thought I was going to die I regretted it so hard, you have no idea. Will never even consider that again, no matter how bad things get. They always get better eventually anyway, or did for me at least.

>>73248558
reddit

>>73248544

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>73248558
wew i'd kill myself if i was that ugly too

>>73248553
*knees your nose*

just had a visit on over to the /r/europe

what a disturbing and creepy place

>>73248481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIppK6kDCUM

>>73248544
uhhmmm they actually mean the cotswolds sweetie try again kay xoxox

>>73248585
puppet

>>73248432
me on the left doing a thunk

>>73248584
oh go on

>>73248624
krill

>>73248577
the Gael every time. No question.
Also the state of london, they search your bag for bombs every museum you go to.

Kekistan: Persian for "Land of Kek".

Kek: a malevolent God of recurring digits venerated on the web forum 4chan invoked for his blessings, which if recieved, are believed to alter the course of history.

Kek": a corruption of 'cake', from a DC comics illustrated novel for children wherein the villain Lex Luther steals a ration of 40 cakes.

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growing my hair out so I can get a fat chebbed goth gf

>>73248666
can you do us all a favour shut the fuck up

dont care i said i dont care I SAID I DONT CARE

>>73248544
How does it feel to derive your superiority complex from the overcrowded, massively overrated meme conurbation you live in?

>>73248351
>Public transport in London is world class
Abslutely howling. Have you been to any other capital city in Europe?

Literally everything I said about the tube was true and experienced by myslef living there for three years.

https://www.indy100.com/article/the-most-dangerous-places-to-live-in-the-uk-in-four-maps-and-charts--WyZ_x_PkrgW

Literally all London, then Glasgow in 4th then Belfast (BELFAST) in last at 10.

All the reasons you gave to live there are applicable to other cities, which aren't shit holes like London.

>>73248685
blimey

when did you realize the PC in front of you is more worthy than yourself

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wanting to kill yourself is a sign of intelligence

>>73248721
I use a mac

No wait! So you're a northerner, are you?

>>73248699

wouldn't know, not from manchester kek

>>73248685
phwoar i wouldnt mind having a little nibble on them norks

>>73248685
she's not exactly fat m8

>posts that are more than 2 lines
is there any better way to determine if a post is reddit, and therefore not worth reading?

>it's an "englishmen bicker over north/south" episode

autism. many such cases!

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>>73248769
Black cock

sister just came into my room and asked if i want to join her and he bf for a bbq in the garden

fuck off i'm trying to hide from the world and shitpost on /brit/ not join your normiefest

did you know nick cave has written two movies
they were both decent too

>>73248735
hmm

a PC means a personal computer where "mac" also belongs

>>73248544
How does it feel that I didn't read a word of this nonsense, and London remains a crime ridden shit hole filled with terrorists?

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>>73248721
Now I'm imagining a japanese lad bowing solemnly to his IBM.

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>>73248767
her chebs are

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Kekistan: Persian for "Land of Kek".

Kek: a malevolent God of recurring digits venerated on the web forum 4chan invoked for his blessings, which if recieved, are believed to alter the course of history.

"Kek": a corruption of 'cake', from a DC comics illustrated novel for children wherein the villain Lex Luther steals a ration of 40 cakes.

Fixed: formatting and spelling.

>>73248689
Someone needs to be the resident 4chan historian. The future generations must know what came before to overcome what comes after.

>>73248792
post sister

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>>73248792
Put paprika all over the food

example:
>>73248544 is absolutely not worth reading and its more than 2 lines

want to get an external SSD but I need 4TB of storage and that's expensive

might be time to get... a job

>>73248792
sounds nice

i don't even notice when i ignore essay posts i just do it subconsciously

>>73248784
No one is doing this. It's literally just;

>Everyone calls London a shithole, because London is a shithole
>Londoners call them all Northerners, despite half the people calling London a shithole also being from the south

>>73248865
Use a bunch of rewritable blue-ray disks

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>>73245377 →
In the Quran, The God says that is better NOT to marry with marriable consanguineus people (cousins)

So that is a result of a fucked up culture, not islam

>>73245249 →
For the muslims, "Christianity" is a fake version of what Isa/Yoshua/Jesus (peace be upon him) has been preaching
that's legitimate though, cause what you see today is a result of the shitty Nicaea council, where there was a pagan ideologies influence,

Muslims of today are in a really bad state, mostly because they are fought by satan (jinns or humans that act volounarily against The God, ex: zionists &/ free-mansons)
Today they can't even speck for themselfs..

You want to know how muslims...? Then just wait. Following future big disorders in the middle-east they will be able to retake they control.

>>73248792
go out you autistic cunt /brit/ isn't going anywhere

>>73248865
what requires you to need such size?
extreme read/write job?

>>73248865
>needing a 4TB SSD

Fuck off computer illiterate

>>73248926
>>73248926
>>73248926
>>73248926
>>73248926

>>73248865
>4TB
>SSD
>Dolescum

seriously

>>73248928
Yeah mate, he has an extreme read/write job, which is why he's saying he needs to get a job

Don't try to spin some shit about 'well I actually meant job as in...'

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>>73248839

>lydia lunch

didn't she get btfo by joe rogan of all people?

>>73248865
retard you only use SSD to boot

>>73248056
also on 100mg, can confirm that apart from making my throat feel very tight on occasion it's some sort of wonderdrug for me

>>73247917
Don't be retarded

SSRIs are riot control pills that cause all kinds of side effects

The government gives incentives to doctors to prescribe them, they're giving you total shit because they get a bonus