>>73238406
What edition is this?
>>73238455
I'm not allowed to tell you
Sorry
>>73238455
my edition
Just came back from the psychiatrist,
AMA
pls let this be at least a decent quality thread
>>73238474
what kind of mental illness do you have?
>>73238474
get any decent prescription meds?
>>73238474
What was the verdict?
>>73238455
identical numbers edition
Next bus in 20 minutes lads
>>73238528
Ohhh you've made a mistake anon.
>>73238501
Asociality and being morbidly afraid of women
>>73238504
Sadly she wants me to try yoga or some other shit like that to improve my mental wellbeing instead of meds
>>73238510
There's hope apparently
>>73238528
Do something funny. Like burn down that building
>>73238559
>morbidly afraid of women
what was her reaction when you told her that? what did she say?
>>73238559
What was the conversation like? Did they expect you to open up the batting about what you were feeling, or did they just ask you questions like they do in the movies? Also
>Sadly she wants me to try yoga or some other shit like that to improve my mental wellbeing instead of meds
>yoga
Hmmmm.
>>73238559
>being morbidly afraid of women
Xd Please tell me you are just joking
>>73238596
She just looked at me and tried to be sympathetic I guess
>>73238603
She just let me talk about what came to my mind, sometimes she would push me into a certain direction like for example my love life or my parents
Then sometimes she would make comments and suggestions what I should do
Fuck me its already thursday
>>73238675
Yes, another week of your life gone to waste.
>>73238656
>Then sometimes she would make comments and suggestions what I should do
did she tell you to "just be yourself?" what suggestions did she give besides yoga?
>>73238692
Meh. Im not complaining
>>73238694
Things like what I should say to my parents if they accuse me of being a failure, how to not get as nervous around other people and things like that. It wasn't so unhelpful 2bh
Who is that autist in the other thread spamming kranklis images?
>>73238782
Ur mum rofl
Thoughts?
>>73238816
Nice doggos.
Laying in bed with a blanket on. Who else is comfy here ?
>>73238824
cunts, i bet they wouldnt do that if their grandpa wouldnt had died in gulags
>>73238824
Typical nigger subhumans
>>73238843
Not /comfy/ at all, I can feel a shit coming on.
appreciate my doggo mems
>>73238528
Hmmm what were you doing there? Went for a walk?
Ask an Aussie who unironically went to Latvia (and some other parts of Europe) a few months ago anything
pic is from Riga
>>73238843
Was laying in comfy bed for too long. Need to get out and make some breakfast xd
>>73238916
what was the absolutely best thing in Latvia while you were there?
>>73238890
Nah I was waiting for a bus
Why, you know that place?
>>73238916
And some shithole I got lost in, probably Lithuania
>>73238966
The language is top tier, I don't think foreigners can truly understand how great it is just by reading 4chan shitposts. Riga itself is incredibly beautiful
>>73238735
>what I should say to my parents if they accuse me of being a failure
>how to not get as nervous around other people
do elaborate on both pls
>>73238916
Are they really as tall as they make out on here?
What did you think of the snow and the cold?
Did you see Mikoto?
>>73238916
Pcutre looks like a scene from a zombie movie. Cant say I dont like it.
>>73238993
you mean the language sounds beautifully?
>>73238974
Yeah of course. There's a massive park nearby. Also NVSPL.
>>73238999
nice
Estonian Orthodox cemetery full of dead Russian immigrants
>>73239010
Yes but all Baltic languages are really nice
>>73238974
Just hang tight I'll come pick you up with my car. Be there in 10 min.
Once, a long time ago, Prussians were baltic :/
>>73239110
I'm in a bus already my pham but thanks anyway
>>73238999
Yes they are usually pretty tall
Snow gets old quickly when it's everywhere and just becomes part of the background
No
>>73238843
Me, under the blankets nice and cozy
>be mikoto
>be beautiful and intelligent
>>73239262
GREAT post
>>73239126
cute jpg
I want the next season of HWNDU to start.
I keep checking the live stream link daily.
>>73239598
I googled it but nothing meaningful came up, whats i Hwndu
>>73239598
I hope it's in Lapland like people have been suggesting, that would be god-tier
still free
haha i love dog memes
>>73239929
ye they're pretty cute i like them as well
>>73239954
they hit two places at the same time, your cuteness satisfaction and funny satisfaction
>>73240002
very true
you almost got quadruple digits as well
>>73240118
wtf
Girl (male)
>>73240397
still would 2bh
>>73240430
>ywn pinch her nose and cheeks
why even live
>>73240457
fly to turkey and reap her(him)
*binks*
>>73240457
she flat as a board, useless woman how is she gonna be able to raise healthy children?!
*bunks internally*
>>73240502
>flat as a board
that's hot though
>>73240502
>woman
>she
>she
>she
pick 1
>>73240571
>she
Pick this one.
>>73240534
its a girl, antanai.
>>73240527
might be hot, but she is fundamentally useless as a baby factory, if you dont value that, well - more power to you
>>73239135
wtf you stood me up you bitch
>>73240612
wrong choice
>>73240613
>flat women can't have healthy children
>women can have children
>>73240662
FUCK!
>i'm autistic
>>73240667
>implying flat women can have healthy children
titty milk is very important anon
>I
>am
>woman can do (something)
ughh.. just stop right there, I already know you're wrong.
>
>
>>73240736
They can screw things up Heeyyoooo
>>73240736
having children is about the only thing women can do.
>>73240819
but also about the only thing you can't do
bink-binks-binkis
correct?
>>73240883
bink is bunk binkas'd
>>73240883
binkas bunkis binkus
>>73240883
Neprisikiškiakopūsteliaudavome
>>73240883
binkisis bunkisis binkasis
isnt it?
forgot to tell you all that for me it's cofe time
>>73241019
xd
>>73240883
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AePP6nAPE5
>>73241059
no offence but you are schizophrenic right?
>this picture is illegal in russia
lol
>>73241121
What makes you say that?
Who is watching stargazing live?
>>73241164
So is existence of independent baltica
>>73241059
>bunkrus
>bah-nkris
>k-uah-nklis
>behnkis
>>73241059
hey nice voice dude the vocaroo was even kinda funny
7/10 i say
>>73241224
It's not mine, it was some guy that read out a balt thread a while back that I saved, I thought it was funny so I post every now and then.
>>73241263
Yeah it was me
>>73241263
let me retract my statement then
5/10
I think im going to explode.
>>73241019
Yees i also
The krinkled krank
kill all gays
Binkis pimpis
>>73241298
let me retract my statement then
3/10
fibre to the meme
binkis bunkis kumpis kimpis pimpis pumpis gumtis gimtis tintis rintis
*deletes his post*
hehe now it's gonna look like that retad was taking to himsefl
I shall send a flock of birds (kranklic and binklic species to be precise) to Australia, to hover above Australia at all times. The birds will have satellites on them. This will bring a new era of fast internet for Australians.
Thoughts?
>>73241549
Thanks
>>73241549
now delete your pot so it looks like he was thanking no one like a mongoloid
do australians have penises?
*deletes pot*
>>73241591
How do I delete my post?
Edit: found it
Quality of the thread?
Also
Did my dog posting improve it?
>>73241639
1 flag
2 no
>>73241639
>Did my dog posting improve it?
Dog posting always improves threads.
>>73241639
5/10
see
>>73241672
im almost out of dogs
AND I ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING WRONG YOUVE BEEN PUTTIN UP WITH MY SHIT FOR WAY TOO LONG
she find pictures in my e-mail i sent this bitch a picture of my dick
lol no
Check
>>73241823
lies
24/7, 365, pussy stays on my mind
Delete yourself
hoes like vultures, wanna fly in your Freddy loafers you cant blame em, they ain't never seen versace sofas
AND I ALWAYS (YEAH) AND I ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING WRONG
why do latvians eat poo?
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
Let's have a toast for the douchebags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can
god kanye is a fucking lyrical genius legends i could listen to shit 24/7 365
>tfw ur not living in a timeline, where nazi germany won ww3
why even live
i do not associate with niggers
how the fuck does he even come up with this, every word is so simple yet so complex and they come together so well WTFFFFF
need to know yee's secrets
>>73242045
ww2****
fug
THE CHOKES AND THE SCREAMS DO YOU EVER WONDER WHAT IT ALL REALLY MEANS
mona lisa come home you know you can't roam without cesar
see the play on words there?
you cant ROAM (as in Rome) without Cesar
like how the fuck does this just come to his head i could sit here all day and not come up with a bar that great
how to make a latvian? take niggers half brain out and make him buy niggers music haha
stop listening to nigger music it makes you stupid
tfw superior intelect makes me the subject of discussion in every thread
latvians more like shortvians lmao
>>73242196
ur smol
ever notice how intelect is made up of /int/ and elect
im the elected president of /int/
whoa....
>>73242180
slavs are white niggers which explains their affinity for rap music
this seems like a good time to say goodnight /balt/ have a good day.
people dont go to zoo to watch animals superior intellect
my brain hurts from all this fuckin thinkin and analysing yeezys bars
>>73242222
good night also nice njmbers
>>73242222
dont leave on a note of quads
>>73242222
Alright thanks for hanging out with us. Peace
>>73242222
im gonna highlight some of the rhymes in this bar
and weathers so *breezy* man why cant life always
be this *easy*, i get a call like where are you *yeezy*
wtf if you havent listened to late registration then you should drop everything and go listen to it now
this one is hail mary by one of the greatest urban poets: 2pac
"CATCH ME FATHER PLEASE CUZ IM FALLING IN THE LIQOR STORE"
do you have e-residency?
if you didnt notice it it was a double entendre, his life is goin downhill because of drinking and hes in a liqor store falling
>>73242367
no i was born in here
should become a lyric analyst for money sm h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlezA08_QjI
tune
>>73242367
how much for a kpop idoru wife?
>>73242100
>>73242100
>>73242100
>>73242100
last post is truth
>>73242439
this sucks
>>73242447
you can succ my dicc and i'll get you one
>>73242487
i aint no mf faggit
>>73242466
shut the fuck up you didn't even listen to it
>>73242500
yes i did and it sucks
LISTEN to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmjpp0_6kb0
listen to that track and tell me it's not a fucking musical masterpiece
tell me its not genius, tell me it's not a modern classic.
i dare you
>>73242535
okay time traveler
or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymSgls0Ce24
like you must be retarded if u dont think this is genius in its own right
>>73242405
that's gud sadly south korea have no embassy of estonia but latvia
>>73242640
yeah everyone knows that latvia stinks
>>73242599
this ones bad desu
>try to tell my granny to use less oil (literally a puddle all over the pan)
>gets mad, tell me it will stick
shes literally using a nonstick pan and like 100ml of oil for every food she makes
she doesnt even know how to cook chicken breast
she just took the whole piece
>>73238559
>Sadly she wants me to try yoga or some other shit like that to improve my mental wellbeing instead of meds
yoga only helps against old age pains
also
it's 90% of attendants in yoga classes are women
>>73242692
you guys don't like them?? i thought all baltic countries are get along as well
>>73242447
sorry i don't know the magic
>>73242874
we are like south korea and latvia is north korea. Latvia president is mad, wants to attack us. They are very poor, we send them food to calm them down.
>>73242874
my family tried to jump over the fence into estonia to escape the regime but got shot and now im in a forced labour camp in the shitposting division
https://youtu.be/9wMizV1KG-M
they fucc?
>>73242945
>>73243063
i don't know if you two are joking on me now but i'm quite interested in baltic countries
>>73243406
google "latvia potato"
its true, you get all the info you need about latvia
Everything getting more expensive, food in western europe is cheaper than latvia.
send food
Hey guys. I'm back.
>>73243406
>i'm quite interested in baltic countries
that's quite autistic to be fair buddy.
>>73243618
please, spare me some oats brother, i am starving
>>73242945
>>73243063
probably the two best posts this general has produced in a week
one of them is by mikoto as well, this is how far we've sunk.
>>73243653
Got no oats. But I'll send you a hot cross bun.
(^:3 (the 3 is bunny ears)
>>73243726
you're my savior, thank you
>mikoto gets credit for all your good posts
>>73238406
i was outside smoking when something bit me on the ankle and it stung like fuck
its been an hour now and it doesn't hurt but there's fluid sort of flowing out of it
does anyone know what that might have been? can't be a green ant like i thought it was
>>73243759
Anything for lithü
Thinking about getting my ear(s) pierced. How are ear piercings viewed in DaBaltics?
>>73243823
What color is fluid?
>>73243871
clear so it's probably white blood cells or w/e, also i know i said it didn't hurt what i should have said is that it is hurting less
xyu
>>73243852
only gays get their ears pierced wtf
>>73243823
it was snek
>>73243909
Yeah sounds like your white blood cells going to attack whatever the creature left in you (poison or just saliva).
I'd wash the area with some disinfectant and go to bed.
>>73243823
pee on it then suck out the venom
>>73243957
ah well i had a good run
smoking kills
Everybody knows the house prices is fucked because of the chinks, right?
Why don't we just ban the chinks?
>>73244096
>smoking kills
heh nice 1
Velykos?
>>73243479
Basically Latvia was one of the countries that didn't fair well as a Soviet satellite country. So there's been a series of jokes/anti-jokes about how poor and cold Latvia is. A core part of the humor is that Latvians cannot afford basic sustenance, hence the "no has potato, is cold".
The broken English is likely because that's how most Americans imagine people in former Russian satellites live.
1 this?
>>73243643
of course i'm being autistic as well as a normal koreanfag
>>73244168
KONICHIWA CHING CHONG SAMSUNG
*marks this thread as his*
>>73244168
>Soviet satellite country
Wrong
>Russian satellites
Right
>>73244215
i was here before you
>>73244168
>1 this?
>as well as a normal koreanfag
i can't understand what the fucc u tryna say
Latvia - North Korea
Estonia - South Korea
Lithuania - Japan
Poland - China
heh mikoto at it again the madman
>>73244253
kim jong poosay
>>73244253
impressive, very nice
>>73243944
Wtft? But I am not gay! Wtf?[
>>73244147
Because I'm guessing the chinks' investments give money to the government through big tax rates.
Plus Politicians don't really care about housing affordability. Why would they when they're all old, have houses and are paid fat stacks of cash?
>>73244258
I can see where the top two are coming from but how did you come up with the bottom two?
t. posting analyst
>>73244253
whoa you proxyfag still alive?!!
>>73244199
ayo hol up
>>73244221
>>73244258
hmm...
>>73244307
I understand it. Its not about a concept or issue, its about a feeling. And I'm feeling whatever's feeling.
>>73244297
>Wtft? But I am not gay! Wtf?[
Well
Here people who get ear piercings are either leftist tumblr extremists or gays (or both)
But you anglos aren't really white so it might be different for you
>>73244345
That's deep brah
latvians make more than lithuanians
latvia was the most advanced soviet baltic state
>>73244427
yes because riga was like the 15th largest city of the soviet union or whatever, so of course a lot of resources were put into it
drive outside of riga and the country is empty
>>73244460
riga>all of lithuania
LOL CANT MAKE THIS UP
>>73244297
Well, every country has its civil war. Maybe our time is coming.
>>73244506
delet this
>>73244510
ye 20 million australians versus 1400 million chinks who's gonna win hmm
>>73244562
rekt
>>73244562
remove lietu*a and its good
>>73244539
Really makes me think.
>>73244510
Good thing I've been practicing my killing skills on cs:go. My kd ratio is 0.8! Chinks won't know what hit them.
>>73244215
mark with what?
>>73244625
1938 Yellow River flood was a much bigger failure and much more hilarious desu
Say lithuania is good contry pleas thank you
I'M THE D E
I'M THE D E V I
>>73244427
Then where's your literature?
>>73244807
said
>>73244849
in libraries?
>>73244849
Lmoa russtvia btfo how sill smalllkoto EVER recober he CANT
>>73244745
Why anime of course.
>>73244849
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_and_Peace
>>73244898
oh, i see
sorry for interrupting you
>>73244906
Dostoevsky is better though
I have autism
>>73244980
Thanks
I'M THE D E
I'M THE D E V I
I'M THE D E V I L
THE DEVIL
i guess i'll watch some porn
>>73245071
no!
>>73245071
me too
I don't understand this /balt/ + /ausnz/ meme
Can I see some Baltic internet speeds please
I want to see how they measure up to my speeds
>>73245240
once you understand you will see God
>>73245256
Ping
23 ms
Download
18.32 Mbps
Upload
17.05 Mbps
Shitty forest WiFi I swear some of these days I WILL get fiber.
faggets
>when you want to make a very funny post but your ISP fucks up and it comes through too late
>>73245256
just a cheapo internet
Thoughts?
>>73245378
>>73245448
Thanks
>>73245545
costs 1k AUD an hour right
>>73245545
your ISP actually named themselves Aussie? is this a common thing there to use slang words as company names :D
>>73245545
God damn, I gotta move to Melbourne.
>>73245256
u mad witeboi
>>73245545
>Faster than 92% of AU
i'll need a moment to think about this
cheapest option and also wifi
this ookla site is fairly interesting imho
>>73245620
Is that Photoshopped?! How is that possible???
>>73245676
>lauķis
lmao
>>73245754
uni internet
but we actually do have 1gbps options for home
>>73245620
WTF!
>>73245781
>uni internet
no it's telia you dumb fag
>>73245754
https://www.telia.lt/privatiems/internetas/planai/sviesolaidinis
it's 20 euros
>>73245574
It costs me $75 + $10 for the VoIP. I get 1000GB of data per month.
>>73245600
They are a true-blue ISP, I like them because they are one of the few ISPs that still have Australian call centres
>>73245614
Gippsland
>>73245770
man ir 3 dzīvokļi 3 pilsētās bomzīt
apnika klausīties krievu valodu rīgā :]
>>73245781
We could've had 1Gbps internet in the future through fibre but then we opted for shitty fibre to the node
>>73245815
>data caps
LOOOOL WHGAT
>>73245808
>20 euros
On my home Wi-Fi (Australian invention) and I'm crying.
>>73245817
Naukšēni nav pilsēta.
wtf is wrong with lattelecom
what does everyone use now
>>73245545
>>73245898
kas?
>>73245867
telia are kikes, there's other isp where you can get 1gbps cheaper
skynet for example offers 1gb for 12 euros
Gonna take a couple painkillers and some drowsy antihistamines and go to a deep sleep. :))))))
>>73245948
>trusting a company called Skynet
its official latvia is shit
fastest i can find right now is 600mbps for 19 euros at balticom
and their coverage is shit
but how come we still have 6th or 7th fastest internet in the world
>>73245948
>anything but telia
Enjoy the downtimes.
>>73245988
a-are you gonna die?
this is what happens without competition
>>73246024
because those ultra-fast connections are probably only available in commieblock infrastructure and latvia is one big commieblock ;)
but yah to be fair only servers need more than 100mbps
>>73246070
Nope, I'll wake up after 9 hours of peaceful sleep. I need it, I should get some proper sleeping pills.
Unironically big fan of the smell these busses make
Smells like pepper
>>73246202
are you a time-traveler
what kind of bus is that wtf
>>73246202
>using your phone while driving
reported to police
>>73246232
i don't know the model i'm not autistic
also why time traveller
>>73246241
oh fug
>>73246241
i'm on break right now, fug off
>>73246202
>left-hand drive
>>73246257
its a bus from the fucking 30s wtf
last time i saw one of those was in a museum
>>73246296
>>73246296
>>73246296
NEW THREAD
Looks like a normal bus.
>>73246310
tad early
>>73246318
>312 replies
just in time
>>73246361
you posted it at 309
i'm onto you