/brit/

el gato

real COMFY hours

aroooo normingtons are clonking again

ah yes, tony "the cuck" blair, father of modern mass immigration to the uk

Oh dear, it's time for Rorke and Rasheed hours again

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Thoughts on Cheltenham?

Cara.

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just put on a fresh pair of socks

>>73238419
yankee doodle

@73238438
dont have any

what is something a 'Rorkesheed' would say?

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just put in a fresh pair of cocks

glad the k poop autists don't post here anymore

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IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>>73238447
simon pegg said one of the first things he did when he got big money was to buy a years worth of socks so he would have brand new socks every day

the dream

>>73238462
Too many immigrants.

>>73238449
mickey mouse

really want coffee and bread lads but I'm too afraid to go into the kitchen

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>>73238475
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

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>>73238433
Are you... mocking me?

addicted to chubby gingers, don't know what to do with myself

>his phone is less than 5.5 inches

Howling

why are the upper echelons of british society absolutely saturated with pedos? I've had a taste of power and never once wanted to molest children

>>73238482
have have a fresh pack of socks and some brand new yet to be worn shoes

gonna be an amazing feel the day i choose to christen both at the same time

>>73238522
The only one I support is the indoor smoking.

>>73238522
people have some strange priorities

>>73238482
Don't want completely new socks desu because then you get all the bits coming off and getting in between your toes

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lets play a game
RATE
THAT
'DER

On the so called tea break as they say

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Got no money

Is Persona 5 good lads?

Hate the aesthetic but its got really good reviews and I don't mind a jRPG tbhwy

>>73238530
t. assistant store manager at lidl

>>73238538
yes, other people should have to get lung cancer too just because you want it

>>73238542
that's a man

can feel a headache trying to sneak up on me
NOT today, you little cunt

>>73238475
Anyone who willingly drinks skimmed milk must be removed from the gene pool

Always have a bottle of Dr Pepper every morning

It's so fucking good, it's like liquid crack

Couldn't get with anyone who didn't love a bit of Dr Pep'

>>73238522
Was there a list to choose from or did they have to come up with their own ideas? If it's the latter and 30% still came up with incandescent light bulbs it's bizarre

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>>73238525
mine is 5.7 which is the same length as my penis exactly

>>73238482
new socks are unironically one of the best things on earth

>>73238538
Vaping is taking over anyway la

>>73238551
aldi you cheeky cunt

>>73238581
tesco metro post

>>73238560
yeah its me
r8 it

support the death penalty

saves a significant amount of money that would otherwise be spent incarcerating a prisoner for life

>>73238558
Oh look, an American that doesn't understand the basics of health, there's a surprise!

FOY

>>73238558
Reminder that second hand smoking is largely overblown for adults

Smoke filled rooms do smell like shit though

>>73238546

Don't but mumsy is picking it up today while I'm at work. Also get it in argos much cheaper than goystop

>>73238568
just wait until you start injecting that shit into your bumhole

a whole new world

>>73238581
>Working at Aldi
FOB

>>73238568
very bad for you

>literally 10 years older than other posters in this thread
so glad i'm done with the worst parts of life

support summary executions

saves a significant amount of money in court costs, legal process and impisonment

>>73238616
>working

>>73238602
>Cases without the death penalty cost $740,000, while cases where the death penalty is sought cost $1.26 million. Maintaining each death row prisoner costs taxpayers $90,000 more per year than a prisoner in general population.

https://deathpenaltyinfo.org/costs-death-penalty

the scientific paper used to prove second hand smoking and thus fuel anti smoking laws was later debunked and redacted

just went into the kitchen and saw some worker with a big cardboard box, he bantered me about being a student awake before 12pm, i asked what he was doing and he said
"what am i doing?" and looked really pissed off then went silent
think he might be robbing the flat

>>73238628
And yet you are still here

oi is the Canadian artist still about

>>73238568

Like 500ml or a 2 litre?

>>73238530

Don't know. I'd like to know why the vast majority of paedo cases, rich or poor, seem to be man on boy.

Gay paedos everywhere

>>73238650
Prove it

And I'm not an intelligent man so you have to prove it in a VERY accessible way

What is the point of a kindle if you can download the kindle app on your phone and read ebooks on it?

>>73238628
on to the 2nd worst :)

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Mosley could have easily become Prime Minister had he stayed in either the Conservative party or the Labour party. He was becoming far more popular than Ramsay MacDonald and Stanley Baldwin.

He started the British Union of Fascists and in doing so made a huge gamble because while fascism was the new trendy thing in continental Europe it hadn't really been tried in Britain. Turns out it was a foolish gamble. In establishment parliamentary politics, Mosley had an opportunity to change the system from the inside and sway it in his ideal direction. By becoming a loud fringe movement, he allowed himself to easily be ganged up on.

The only people that have really changed British politics without being a part of an establishment parliamentary party have been monarchs, Emmaline Pankhurst and Nigel Farage.

>>73238670
alri (on vacation in florida)

>>73238646
part of the problem is keeping them on death row for decades while the inmate files dozens of frivolous appeals that sit on court dockets for years

need to make it like singapore where you're sentenced to death and then they kill you a few days later

>>73238682
genuinely nicer to read from

>>73238646
Thats an argument against bureacracy, not the death penalty

>>73238682
whats the point of kindles at all
can't put a kindle on a bookcase to make you appear smarter to others, not to mention make the room look nice

>>73238525
>he can't use his phone with one hand

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anime?

>>73238682
The screen is nicer to read from

BUT don't even bother getting a Kindle without a backlit screen, I regret it so much

>>73238530
you've got it the wrong way round tb h, power doesn't turn you into a paedo. Paedophiles are typically manipulative psychopaths so they are more likely to get into positions of power.

would unironically support murderers, rapists and violent criminals getting shot against a wall days after conviction but at the same time that would make us just like muslims or some other disgusting theocratic dictatorship.

now i understand why we used to ship them off to australia.

you know when you lads say 'would kill myself if i was X years old and still posting here' when someone old posts? what is it you think will stop you coming here when you're older?

>>73238628
Why was it shite?

>everyone on dad's side has a full and thick set of hair
>go through life thinking that whatever happens I'll never be bald
>hair starts to to get thin
>getting paranoid
>think about my mother's side
>grandpa was bald
Haven't returned a single phone call from me mum in over 3 months

haha what am I like

>>73238530
>pedos
fuck off yank

>>73238731
Would strangle

>>73238727
>Having small hands

>>73238628

You are 37 then?

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*blocks your path*
'chu lookin at whiteboi

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>>73238757

just realized a pedo fucked my pink colored asshole near the trash cans at walmart

>>73238762
Take a picture of your hand holding the phone normally and your thumb reach the opposite top corner.

Get to it. I have all night.

>>73238755
i dont know why they haven't killed themselves for wasting the best years of their life here.
makes sense for someone older to be here, but an 18-25 year old? full on pathetic.

>>73238751

Uh, not quite, Muslims do it to homosexuals, women who get raped and atheists/ other religious people. Not quite comparable.

>>73238751
Business idea: shoot lads against the wall a few days after they get convicted for being Australian

Keep the women as sex slaves

>>73238731
would knock her head clean off her shoulders

why does my fridge always make vaguely human-sounding gurgling noises all the time? keep thinking I hear someone bleeding out in pain from stab wounds or a car crash or something every time I enter my kitchen, but its just my fucking fridge

half-expecting it to start forming coherent sentences any day now

>>73238783
The only problem is that I myself don't have a phone that's 5.5 inches and along with that I also have small hands

Quite the conundrum when you consider my recent posts indeed

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Feed...meeeee

>>73238797

How would I know i'm not the fridge doctor

>>73238797
theres a interdimensional being called Zuul in there.

didn't use the internet at all except for checking email and listening to music when i was in my teens and early 20s

i was rarely not in a social situation during that time

you youngsters need to go out and live your life not post on this subreddit

>>73238828
woah

>>73238797
coolant leak, evacuate immediately lest you die of carbon monoxide poisoning

Met up with Thailad last night. He had too much to drink (and was on anridepressants I think). He started ranting about all the girls he had in the past and getting his phone real close to my face to show me their pictures "I swear this one was semi-finalist at Miss Khaosan. What do you think of that uh uh?". Told him she's cute it's cool lad let's just enjoy our beers and the game (they were replaying Leicester-Sunderland). I pretended to receive a text from my roomie telling me he lost his keys and needs me back home early (I don't have a roomie). Really concerned about thailad.

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>blocks your path

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187271329.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187352278.webm

>>73238797
old fridge used to literally scream like a thousand kids being set on fire at night

>there's an actual grandpa in the thread

need a pretty traditional wife with rich parents

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life was simpler in primary school when my mum organised my social life desu lads

https://twitter.com/oawoodward/status/849907246872104961


need a feelings are more important than facts gf

@73238864
seen it lad get some new material

>>73238864
cats are such tesco pets compared to dogs it's not even funny

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>>73238836
FUCK OFF

>>73238875
>need a feelings are more important than facts gf

that's the only kind of woman there is

>>73238858
Shit bants

>>73238911
dont fuckin reply to it

>>73238921
Ok

@73238858
fuck off everyone in the thread hates you and your posts are beyond embarrassing
ugly little mentally fucked cunt

>>73238883
big issue comment

btw, the select until there are none left captcha is faster and works now

>>73238883
hmm yes I would rather have an animal that smells like literal shit, barks for hours at nothing, destroys things by chewing on it, shits in the house unless you walk it, licks you with its bacteria infested tongue, etc.
awaiting your epic meme reply

you stole my heart and that's what really hurts

>>73238938
dont fucking reply to it

>>73238945
sorry la, I'm gonna need it for the surgery tomorrow

conference pear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeRc1UVC2NU

Jamming to this right now lads.

>>73238943
The alternative is a pet that doesn't even like you desu. At least a dog is affectionate

>>73238970
yeah mad for it mate

sniz on the reg

discourse satsuma

>>73238943
you mistake me for someone who gives a shit what yanks think lol
*flicks you on the ear really hard and your eyes start watering but you try and hide it*
heheh

>>73238929
alri thailad

give u a tenner if you bump off algerinonce

imagine having a willy over 3 inches while erect

lol nice wog genees

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>*flicks you on the ear really hard and your eyes start watering but you try and hide it*

>>73238978
you sound needy lad. big turn off.
*swipes left*

>>73238885
if it makes you feel any better i am now the biggest loser by far in /brit/ and my life consists of escapist fantasies and constantly reliving the past

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Oswald-Mosley/e/B00287UZ0I

might buy a couple of these

>>73239055
show arsehole

think the burger is trying to feel sorry for himself

dont encourage it

>>73239055
ha same

>>73238978
>the "cats don't like you, it just wants food" meme
ah yes
cats are social animals just like dogs and enjoy human company, even though they may be more independent at times.

>>73239055
hahaha bet you live in a shit state too

>>73239026
Hacking his mainframe as we speak

>Y
>FO


PICK BOTH!!!!

LADS

on your CV should you include extra-curricular shit?

JANNYYYYYYYY!!!!

>>73239118
yes
4chan and videogames is extra curricular

>>73239118
yeh. i put down how much i love wanking

>>73239118

I listed some hobbies and interests but I don't go full autist with it 2bh. I got some interviews even after saying I'm a member of a gun club.

I got a bone to pick

kekistan

>>73239161
how much did they speak about it to you? I do fuck all so I've had to make up some shit

People who I automatically look down upon:

> people who fervently follow sports
> religious people
> cat people

Just can't help but view them as lesser beings

>>73239175
*gets my willy out for you*

>I recently lost about 70lbs and am working towards more
get in on that or no? tbf her latest pic doesn't look too bad

>>73239118
literally had 'going for long walks' on my hobbies and interests section

>one in every four men in the world is a daily smoke

wew

mum's making me sign up for centrelink because she's running out of money lmao!

been a neet for like 2 and a half years and haven't received any centrelink payments for that entire time haha!!

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>>73239193
it's not your fucking match.com profile mate

How many cuppas you boys and girls had today?

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>>73239190
>flabby loose skin

>>73239209
wrong

>>73239181

Not once did they ever ask about my hobbies 2bh. Which kinda hurts. ;__;

>>73239193
Cute

Would love to go out on a long walk with you

wish india would hurry up and nuke pakistan. disgusting place 2bh.

>>73239216
0

>>73239225
Fuck off Drumpf

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-39510728

>>73239216
On my 4th cup o' coffee.
Gonna take a gnarly shit 2bh.

>>73239219
hmmmm

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>>73239193
>hobbies and interests section on a CV
did you really do this?

>>73239085
i like where i live
pinehurst nc

spend my time fishing and playing golf

>>73239216
Three

>>73239241
steady on son it's only 10:30

you must be bouncing off the walls

>>73239248

As long as your hobbies don't include putting spiders on your willy then I don't see why not.

>>73239248
yes. pretty standard m8

Have never and will never eat food from a local takeaway EXCEPT for fish and chips

got a feeling the 3rd world is going to enter a health crisis very soon. they have loads of fatties and smokers but lack the intelligence, discipline and health infrastructure to mitigate their effects like we've done in developed nations.

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Do I have to explain my lack of work on a CV? It's been >1yr now

I've been on Radio Garden for 4 nights now. Western Europe has the absolute worst stations. It's almost entirely impossible to find a station that doesn't just play Top40 or EDM. Why does one city need 6 Top40 stations? In other areas I've browsed, there's an obligatory Top40 station, and numerous stations playing traditional/local music.

90% of stations in western Europe are literally the same shit. What a shitty region of the world for radio. I'm disappointed.

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>Fuck off Drumpf

>>73239298
ah yes, radio garden aka reddit radio

>>73239298
loads of decent underground stations in the UK mate.

Boosting my GABA levels with a helping of hot buttery marmite toast

>>73239292
Say you were busy fighting with ISIS anf you'll get the job.

>This seems to be the lesson that New Zealand’s leader, Bill English, can take away after he dabbled in the kitchen and sprinkled his result on social media this week.


fucking kiwis

>>73239292
obviously

>yeah I had a great time actually, I had some money saved up and after the death of a grandparent I decided to use my windfall and travel the world, I figured I won't have an opportunity like this for a while - it was fantastic, I started in...

then nick some stories from /trv/ and pass them off as your own

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>Pakistan is an acronym, for Punjab, Afghan (the North-West frontier region), Kashmir, Indus (some say it's for Islam) and Sind. The "Tan" is said to represent Baluchistan.

>>73239298
>he doesn't listen to pirate radio


loooooooooooooling @ your "life"

>>73239338
I was thinking of lying like that, thankfully my father is self employed so I could blag working with him

>>73239351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7STdOBYHrw

>>73239287
why would hobbies ever be important

>>73239357
that works too, though I'd just stick that on your CV anyway to avoid the hassle

>>73239292
backpacking. everyone has gaps on their CVs, especially these days. you're not expected to go from one job to another in the space of an evening

>>73239339
its literally a non-country conjured up from the air by apathetic brits. what a shit-hole. glass it now.

>>73239331
haha fucking madman

>>73239339

Pretty sure the -stan is just a generic arab term for country or land.

>>73239403
delete this post mate

>>73239292
just lie

>>73239398
didnt copy the first half of the quote

fucksake

i give up

today is ruined

km

>>73239339
It also means "pure" in Hindustani (Urdu), the national language of Pakistan. So 'Land of the Pure (Muslims)'. As opposed to Hindus and Sikhs, which are impure.

oi lads anyone seen Brotherhood? any good?

>>73239400
he's right

>>73239331
this is why public figures are so fucking sanitized

cant find who can i vote for in the local election

wouldnt it be great to be very attractive but also a virgin? you'd have girls falling over themselves to be the one that takes it.

shame im neither of those things.

>>73239424
>>73239400
I mean you're right.

>>73239290
part of what makes the 3rd world the 3rd world is that they're in a state of perpetual health crisis but it doesn't matter because their populations are booming

>>73238522
there is literally nothing wrong with the death penalty
dunnk why its so drilled into people that its wrong

>>73239365
they're not really. it just gives them something to briefly gauge you on in the interview process to get an impression of the type of person you are/might be. they're not going to effect the outcome of the interview unless you put down you're into drinking all day and burning things

>>73239436
Vote Conservative. Every other party is trying to subvert Brexit or is irrelevant.

Even if you don't agree with Brexit, it's better for the process to go smoothly than have it disrupted by butthurt ideologues.

>>73239441
>humblebrag that you lost your virginity
alri lad, we get it

Parents took me out of school for holidays loads of times and it was fine. Think it's pretty horrible that you can get prosecuted for going off for a holiday now.

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1st,2nd & 3rd world are literal Reagan/Gorbachev tier memes.

fuck fuck fuck

this is NOT good lads

mum wants to start a daycare business at home and she wants me to not be there during the daytime

what should i do lads

>>73239490
We can stop beating around the bush and just call them Rich, not-Rich, and Poor countries. That's what we're actually talking about here.

>>73239510
get a job

>>73239510
Don't think the babies are going to take the piss out of you for being a fat NEET, they're just babies

>>73239510
tell her you can help around the daycare then secretly nonce the kids

Been trying to post a pic of the latest gainz but it doesn't seem to want to upload. So imagine the pic of a muscular bare chested algerian body with the following text:
I could methodically break your teeth, one by one, without removing my cigarette from my mouth nor getting any ashes or blood on my clothes

>>73239510
get a job and move out

>>73239510

Become the Pole.

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>>73239436

I have what they call an "eidetic" memory - I can recall memories in great detail

I don't really know how to feel about this. On one hand, I'm glad that I'm intelligent, but on the other, I'm just sad knowing there are things in my life that I'm going to remember and other people will forget.

Things like breakups are difficult for me because I remember every detail about the relationship. I was broken up with last month, and I can remember everything about the memories we shared together. I wonder if she's forgotten already. Forgotten things like how happy she made me, or how happy I made her... Things of that nature. Maybe she hasn't forgotten, but simply moved on. Guess I'll never know.

I'm glad that I'm intelligent but sad that I'll probably never relate to any girl I'm going to get with/have been with.

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what the actual fuck is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__hSB3zhN10

>>73239510
Kill self pls.

>>73239517
or just white - nonwhite

>>73239554
Ireland is a 3rd world country. So you just admitted Ireland isn't white.

>>73239517
eh, there's more to it than that, developing/developed makes more sense, countries like Nigeria are industrialising fast. Climate agreements are going to be absolutely fucked when more African nations start industrialising

>>73239522
>>73239536
working on it but i'm going for night jobs so i'll probably still be there sleeping during the daytime until i can afford to move out

>>73239524
the parents might though :(

>had my hours at work cut down by 2 hours a day, so naturally a pay cut too
>boss asks me to work all day next week because im the only one in my department those days

hmm, shan't be doing that, looks like you'll have to close early x

>>73239441
Some girls REALLY can't handle rejection it's ridiculous haha

>>73239552

not a selfish coward

>>73239537

not autistic enough

did a post
>>73239558

>>73239580
>Climate agreements are going to be absolutely fucked when more African nations start industrialising
which is why trump did the right thing by pulling america out of them. he's knows its utterly pointless and is just damaging his country by agreeing to them. better to wait till other countries are willing to join in then make it a team effort instead of a waste of money and time.

>>73239617
>Selfish
Literally reducing your carbon footprint by 40x if you kill yourself, thus saving the planet
>Coward
Taking control of your death is the most noble thing a human being can do.

>>73239510
I see no other option, you have to kill her

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remember me?

>>73239642
it will be too late, it is essentially too late now. Siberian permafrost is melting, the greenland ice sheet has melted at record levels. Perhaps we should all just have a great few decades and then call it quits

>>73239510
nonce a kid and get banned from working with them

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> *judges you by which pipe shape you chose*
Hmmm... yes. You're a twat.

>>73239683

reddit attitude

lost an argument on /out/ again

cunts

on the plus side, the world going underwater would really ruin a lot of normies' lives

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The gf lowkey inviting me to a 3some lads

>>73239708
churchwarden aka here

thainonce about?

>>73239714
have the argument with me but I'll let you win

>>73239510

lmao mosis in trouble now

>>73239709
how so? I thought reddit was all into transhumanism and fuck yeah humanity, Elon musk etc

>>73239708
For me, it's Bulldog.

>>73239708
i like the diplomat

>>73239510
threaten to kill yourself in front of her

>>73239748
where did the 'for me, it's x' thing come from? it's been popping up on /sp/ all the time recently

>>73239781
/ck/ you reddit twat

cant wait for climate change to wreak havoc
machiavellian chessmasters like me thrive in such chaotic circumstances

>>73239739
>>73239748
>>73239752
All perfectly twatish choices.

>>73239791
Sorry, I have Autism

>>73239681

ah yes, that boy

>>73239746

in almost every reddit thread i've seen about the siberian permafrost melting almost every post is fearmongering and circlejerking over how fucked we all are and how hopeless it all is when in reality the threat of clathrates is neither imminent nor catastrophic

>>73239708
i like the Prince

Would you racemix with a french girl?

Ah yes warehousemen and call center employees discussing climate change, geopolitics and the future of the nigerian economy, it's another episode of that

>>73239708
strawberry

need a cat

dont reply lads

>>73239840

no

>>73239863
no joke. literally unironically me on the left

I clicked on the cat, can we get more pictures of the cat?

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>>73239876
here's my kitter

>nearly recovered from cold
>starting to get a sore throat

wtf

>>73239832
no it's not the be all and end all but positive feedback loops have started, rates of most glacial retreats / iceberg calfing are at record levels. Clearly something is coming to a head.

Ah yes tripfag trying his hand at "banter", it's another episode of that

>>73239742

might still lose

have a room temperature iq

Got upgrad to business class lads hehe, slept 6 hours then a cheeky fry up in the arrivals lounge. Got the day off now and the weather is fantastic.

Gonna do some laundry, gym and read in the park ;^)

>>73239918
should have eaten more fruit as a child. glad my parents looked after my health.

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>>73239876

>>73239920
>tripfag
idiot

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>>73239876
>>73239912

>>73239941
*tips fedora*

I've been eating fruit and veg throughout my life.

>>73239919

This team of methane experts begs to differ, https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/5hwik7/aaas_ama_were_a_team_of_researchers_who_have_just/db3iw6k/

>>73239934
>laundry
FOY

>>73239990
then you're just a weak runt.

>>73239918
>having runt tier white blood cells

>>73239863
>wearing shoes indoors
Jesus, they do it in porn too

>Imagine you're having the perfect conversation with your ideal partner. What are you doing?

>Telling stories
>Debating
>Agreeing
>Making plans

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It's funny reading back my old comments in the archives. I could have actually written a total of 4 novels but instead I was just shitposting on 4chan.

>>73239993
that's a big willy

took the sleeping gfs neck in my hands and ripped each tendon out like tissues from a box of tissues

wtf where'd my posts go? I didn't delete them...

>>73240025
she looks so uncomfortable

Ah yes expressing your chagrin at seeing young proles who've been told that they live in democracy and that their 'voice' matters parotting some bullshit (without ever being paid to do so, mind you) that vaguely sounds like something a dickhead economist would say at davos, is an attempt at 'banter'

>he doesn't wear shoes indoors

HOWLING on a busy train platform

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>>73240031

>>73240053

Walmart can be scary

*rees*
ree

>>73240003
fite me irl
>>73240005
I'm an ex NEET, when I started leaving the house I kept getting colds, think my immune system is shit now.

>>73240084
*moggs*
mogg

>>73240081
that's target you utter weapon

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>>73240031

>ywn go to Princeton and row on the lake in the mornings

End it boys.

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>>73240114
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

New thread: >>73240123

>>73240024
The first two

Recyle if you want:

>>73238407
>>73238407

Finn got me.

>>73239997
thanks for the link. I'm not trying to overplay the clathrate gun hyp. But there is ofc more to it than that, climate change is going to fuck up a lot of developing nations and in turn developed nations (at least those with a land bridge)

>>73240070
気持ち悪い

>>73239849
Don't forget the unemployable. The unemployables are the backbone of this website. They're the real freaks.

>>73240025
Every shitposter is a budding novelist.

nu

>>73238407