CARA edition, our girl now and always
anime
suzy
>>73230952
Cara is a hog nosed bint
#weareallphimoturtle
>>73230922
part of me wants to be recognised here but yeah the reality of that is pretty grim
babestation
>>73230952
would rather the one on the left nglty
can't breathe lads
Business idea: just ignore Scotland from now on, nobody in the international community would give a fuck
became a bit of a personality a couple days ago. if you aren't a real niqqaz hour poster you wouldn't know
People seem to be either outraged that the westminster thing happened, or totally blasay about like, like they'd taken Khan's "Terrorism in London is inevitable" digest.
And the stigma that you're wrong to be outraged that something like this could happen, for reasons I'm unsure of.
I know we're a stoic country, but we have to at least try to make sure it doesn't happen again.
>>73230998
im autismoyank/should i shave lad
This looks perfect for my wife's son
I genuinely believe in karma and reincarnation
phimo and turtle are different ppl
t. insider knowledge
does the aussie that was posting beanbags count as a personality?
>>73230983
Most sensible post made in /brit/ in eons
>>73230952
cara has a beautiful voice tbqhwy
>>73230987
need to have a sex weewee in her hair 2bh
>>73231024
alri phimo
in 2026 alex jones will put together a small army and march into washington DC to take back the republic
would appreciate an answer to my posts in the last thread if I'm being honest
we should all trip up and become personalities
brilliant idea
>>73231049
point me in the right direction champ
>>73231049
Yeah, get better pets you fucking doorknob
>>73231054
that's not a trip
>>73231011
considering that statistically less than 1 in 10 brit flags posters are Scottish you're probably right
UIUC lad here
Going to the pub to meet a tinder date then pump her full of my superior British seed
You jelly amerifats?
>>73231044
nah im the other
HandsomeTallFunnySmart lad
phimo lives in Brisbane, he hangs out w/ some other banelad - both of whom I WILL clobber first chance i get
turtle lives in Sydney and is so far as i know a nice young boy
>>73231032
bit too posh for me
although I will say she doesn't give off the daddys girl stuck up dickhead vibe that a lot of posh grls do, despite being 10x posher than most girls with this voice
you know the type, those mannish girls with blonde hair at your northern unis who smoke fags like they're going out of style
>>73231001
Babestation noises
>>73231072
Not really no
cara bare bum
>>73231072
no midwest girls are atrocious.
also mate youre riding in shotgun, so is your mate coming along to watch?
Also, its literally dark out and has been for 2 hours
wish i was gay lads
feel like i can never trust nor truly sympathize with a woman
who /afl/ here?
late night chunes edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYe0k6OzTz0
>>73231032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpG9CzSmcew
>>73231096
wanked to it before
would happily silence all American posters ITT with a drone missile strike
>>73231084
grim
>>73231072
>using acronyms
The most obvious sign if a yank, you lot really love your acronyms
im the coolest person in the thread
thats not an opinion or a boast its just statistical certainty
>>73231080
>>73231113
he really is a brit
and its easier than saying "University of Illinois Urbana Champaign"
would happily silence all australian posters ITT with a solar flare
cannot fathom the American Mentality (TM)
>>73231106
that's the aflw silly! x
>>73231104
was lying I was never going to respond
>>73231120
What makes you so cool?
>>73231108
>>73231130
OH FUCK OFF
lads please go to /fit/ and rate my tinder profile
>>73231120
>statistical certainty
>>73231122
really good pehpeh
>>73231111
>implying you wouldn't cum if this tiny bum was sat on your face
>>73231132
ok gunna kms now
just want you to know you were the straw that broke the camels back
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ZJ4LIDZBU
>>73231166
Haha cya
>>73231095
any benders care to share their thoughts on this
howling and screaming
why are brits so racist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ao_ht92fww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ao_ht92fww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ao_ht92fww
>>73231120
I used to have objectively hot girls knock on my door at 3am, come in for a shag then leave.
I am way cooler than you
>>73231072
America looks absolutely grim in all but the most staged and edited photos
would well bonk ameriWANKERS in an instant
half-witted YOKELS should FUCK OFF
*flips the bird from passing car*
!!!
>>73231193
yeah mate this definitely happened aye
>>73231164
right guess im having a wank then
>>73231198
your face looks grim because it's ugly
tiny bums are the best desu
>>73231166
lol
>>73231222
*forces your head*
>>73231182
the average gay man is far less loyal emotionally and physically than the average woman
>>73231217
literally did, the fact its beyond your realm of possibility only enflates my ego further
>>73231208
ok fine i was getting kind of tired anyway....
good night.....
>>73231193
i had the same except they were fitter than yours, started knocking at 12am and theyd shag lots of times and stay
how tall is cara?
>>73231229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ao_ht92fww
>>73231246
>stay
beta
has anyone read the tobacconist by robert seethaler
>I used to have objectively hot girls knock on my door at 3am, come in for a shag then leave.
listening to doe or die
>>73231198
>staged and edited
>>73231250
bout 5'8 or 9
objectively short as fuck for a supermodel
>>73231261
the fact it actualy happened and is less believable than atlantis to you only makes me feel better
>>73231252
everything youve done ive also done but done it more better
>>73231270
Everything that isn't just some trees looks grim
>>73231266
good song/ album
>>73231072
clean your car
>>73231276
what about subjectively?
>>73231270
alaska is comfy desu
>>73231270
grim
>>73231270
>americardboards
>>73231290
tbf he posted a picture of central illinois. which in my opinion is literally the ugliest place in america
driven on that some road before and want to blow my brains out. most of america doesn't look like his picture, nor does it look like mine
>>73231290
>>73231310
tfw one of those houses in the united cuckdom would be 1 million+
*doesnt brush my teeth for 9 days*
*sneezes in your face*
anyone here have family that also browse 4chan
this is literally middle class in the UK
fucking sad
>>73231321
illi is right up there with indiana for the least aesthetic states in the nation. Illinois is 95% empty and Indiana is literally just roads.
>>73231323
And also likely not just be a shitty prefab wooden barn
>>73231333
*contracts SARS*
>>73231323
you can buy land in the northern poowerhouse for nothing, similar to these houses being in the middle of nowhere
have you ever watched grand designs?
>>73231338
>rick and morty and adventure time themed homes
what in the fuck is this reddit shit
PEAK district desu
>>73231298
same as objectively
>>73231338
i would fucking stab someone if they painted either of those murals on my house
christ
>>73231378
grim as fuck. where is this?
>>73231344
none of those are prefab. bricks are still used in those houses, you can see on the one on the right
>>73231359
house prices here are better. you cannot even argue against that
>>73231378
how much do one of those little stone houses cost
>>73231338
it is literally upper class in America
>>73231391
Arizona
might need surgery
>>73231400
well that wouldnt make much sense now would it!?
>>73231397
you want the price in burgers you fat cunt?
reddit and morty
>>73231412
Ah yes, screenshots of lists from Wikipedia... ah... yes...
>>73231400
looks more like poor black neighborhoods of baltimore
>>73231419
SCREAMED at this post
>>73231428
>muh hdi
Slimy smelly poo stuck to my bumcheeks
>>73231396
yeah but those houses in the middle of nowhere wouldn't cost 1m, I remember an episode of grand designs where a poortherner bought a similarly sized block of land for about 200,000 pounds and most of the original building was still intact
house prices are cheaper in america partially because so many people live in the middle of nowhere while in europe and here people want to move into the cities, driving up prices
73231412
oh it's you again
shant be giving you any (You)s
>>73231428
HDI has literally nothing to do with what we were discussing though, are you actually this fucking retarded?
We make more money than you here, if that neighborhood is middle class in the UK, it wouldn't be upperclass in the US
how about posting a list that actually makes sense with the argument. Jesus fucking christ people on 4chan are stupid
Where to be born index, you aren't top 25, while were 16. I can point lists that don't fit the argument as well!!
Screen just went orange
>>73231428
old data you've got there
latest HDI has america at 10 with britain at 16
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index
your country is grim as fuck
Oh my dayz this guy
Jesus christ fuck off you idiot
>>73231478
you lads should look up to your superior aussie overlords
they are, by literally every metric yanks post, always better than you
>>73231503
they absolutely are. they live in the greatest country on earth
Great idea: yanks fuck off to /cum/
>>73231519
no you go to bed now
your whole country is a steaming pile of shite
>>73231519
you yank off to cum because your gay lol
The quintessential Yank post
>>73231519
Can't
Filtered it
>>73231478
>We make more money than you here
>>We
those figures are hilariously inflated by your megarich, if you include levels of inequality (IHDI) america vastly slides in those rankings
amazing how badly you've fucked it given how gifted you are with natural resources/ land
josie more like hosie (ho as in prostitute)
>>73231458
true. we have a lot more land per person here.
after college I want to buy land for dirt cheap somewhere in the forest and build a $15k triangle to live in. would be comfy
>>73231532
yet heeyah you ahh dahling
have you lads heard rosy's voice?
makes me want to jizz my pants desu
>>73231544
>Y-You can't count the good parts in a fucking "median" study!!
jesus fucking christ. kill yourself
>>73231545
More like the hosepipe i use to garotte you if you ever say this again
>>73231478
I would rather be a dole scrounger in the UK than a middle class suburban yank, so fuck off you sack of human shit
now this next part of my post is directed to my fellow UK humans, lads I just got the weirdest ban message, Said i was banned when I tried to post.
looked at the post that banned me, was a fucking eternal fifa thread on spee from 2015 ( i never made or posted in these threads)
can someone explain to me what just happened????
I have to get up early tomorrow to make bread
>he doesn't own land
what the fuck
>>73231586
What kinda bread?
>>73231585
And i'd rather be a middle class suburban yank than a dole scrounger in the UK,
so I guess were at an impasse
ah yes i remember the old addage
don't throw stones at yanks in wood houses
>>73231598
Sourdough bread
>>73231585
What happened is you got the IP of someone that was banned, it's pretty blatantly obvious.
>>73231585
Dynamic IP. Your IP address changed, and you got one that once belonged to the anon who made that post.
>>73231606
Yummy
What for?
73231532
your whole country and the people born in it are steaming piles of greasy shite
>>73231621
For eating you silly goose
>>73231621
>Yummy
yeah you would say that you fat yank CUNT
>>73231582
just get out of here you frothing retard don't want to see your shit posts
found the gf like this
>>73231582
isn't eat a mean study?
what are those
>>73231599
I said fuck off, don't ever reply to me again unless you want your jaw shattered into 4 pieces you shit
>>73231612
well sorry im not some tech savvy nerdoid
>>73231613
Thing is tho, i dont think my IP is dynamic, I've had to serve my bans in the past
yanks in
and yet you're still giving him attention like a true brainlet
>63%
>>73231634
Haha oh yea :3
>>73231635
>he doesn't find sourdough yummy
I feel bad for you desu
I'll say a prayer for your tummy tum later
might produce some boy cummies to be completely honest lads
>>73231652
it's 44% now
>39% white
the city of the poonited states of shartmerica
>>73231670
>>he doesn't find sourdough yummy
i do i was just being mean for no real reason, im sorry x
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OL DAYS
>>73231652
>>73231690
>39%
lol no. its closer to 25% that are only white
>she has tattoos
>>73231643
How long were they? Doesn't necessarily mean your IP can't change.
Good night boyos
>>73231700
>septum piercing
>choker
rate the 'der
opinion on chokers?
>>73231691
It's ok
We can split that lad's bread later if you know what I mean ;)
>>73231715
is that mio or azunyan
>>73231670
>prayer
yeah you would say that you deluded yank cunt
>>73231720
>smokes
>short hair
>>73231722
wait holy shit, joe?
without further adieu
>>73231725
like half a grade above putting a dog filter on your own photographs on social media
>>73231722
Post Facebook message
>>73231754
yeah hello mate
>>73231760
no it's my mate talking about his experience in korea, not /brit/ material
>>73231735
The small and cute one
when was the last time any of you genuinely literally prayed
such an alien concept to me
doing a depression
>>73231775
Post email
>>73231779
dont remember if i ever did outside of primary school maybe, even then it was just the lord's prayer
never prayed for anything specific
>>73231722
>Doesnt have an iphone
Why do autists do this?
do an occasional howl when i realise little yank baby penises get the ends cut off, and that theres a decent chance any american flag in here is missing a part of their penis
bit sad but also quite funny
>>73231779
All Americans pray every day.
>>73231779
every night and morning
iPhones are for benders
>>73231779
when my dad died
>>73231789
for the record i was VERY happy with it
>>73231779
I do not pray because a am an athiest and a enlightened invididual with hieghtened intelingesc :))))
>>73231817
It's not working ha ha
>>73231800
fuck off billionaire
>>73231779
2006 when my mum made me do it because her friend's mum was dying or something
>>73231833
Hmmmmm.....
>>73231804
imagine trying to wank without a foreskin
seems uncomfortable/painful
dumb christfags
>>73231858
Who is the richest person in the UK?
>>73231874
the queen
That's enough if this "dinner" business, mother. I have serious matter to attend to. *leave halfway through a family meal to sit alone in a room*
>>73231874
The Chuckle Brothers
>>73231874
a guy who has a loving wife, 2 children, a stable income and hope
ohh... you meant money? of course you did haha
not too sure, not too fussed about that stuff
>>73231892
dying at this
>he doesn't follow the teachings of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior
lol
>>73231779
Idk
Never did it genuinely in school when they made us, but I do meditate often now and "contemplate" things which is sort of similar
>a guy who has a loving wife, 2 children, a stable income and hope
>ohh... you meant money? of course you did haha
>not too sure, not too fussed about that stuff
>>73231874
Richard "'galise it" Branson
went from smoking two grams a day to a few hits
>>73231908
>not seeing a blatantly ironic (and very funny) post
ah yes the yank mind
>a loving wife, 2 children, a stable income and hope
>aspiring to this
maximum plebeian
Mistress T is ugly
DUDE WEED LMAO
>get three (you)s on my post
>not 1 (ONE) actual rate of the tinder profile
bit disappointed
whenever I try to breathe using my diaphragm I gag
>>73231936
agreed but would love to have a go with her
I bet if we rebranded Christan prayer as Bangladeshi connected-palm chakra alignment meditation we could have 70% of atheists doing it within a year.
>>73231954
(You)
>still no broken english slav gf
rooooooooo
>>73231907
>>73231862
>>73231832
>>73231818
>>73231817
>>73231797
all decent posts
>>73231846
fucking gobshite that belongs on reddit
>>73231957
she would probably force you to drink her nasty yellow wee while calling you a pathetic loser
>>73231985
all me
>>73231976
Excellent post
>>73231985
distasteful post
>>73231959
lol you don't actually believe in a sky daddy that controls the universe do you? bizarro yanhsheed
daily reminder that atheism is a meme
>>73203544
HOLDEN CAUFIELD IS IN RUSSIA
hottest thing ive probably ever done is swallow 3 guys' loads at the same time
i didnt even know their names lol
>lol you don't actually believe in a sky daddy that controls the universe do you? bizarro yanhsheed
But in all seriousness, God does exist. How else would the universe have been created?
Won't even be bothering to 'dora that, far too lazy of an attempt.
>>73232017
hoping you're a bloke and not a girl who could feasibly be my future gf/wife
>>73232014
>>73232018
what's with the godsquad on tonight? i can never tell if yanks are doing ironic christianity or unironic christianity, the fact i even have to think about it is embarrassing for your entire country
>what's with the godsquad on tonight?
>>73232038
lad stop bullying him he clearly literally has autism as he can't sniff out hatbait that is this blatant
Please don't post gifs. I have epilepsy
>>73232038
The great thing about god is that he loves you whether you believe him or not :)
>>73232038
it's all ironic mate i think
>>73232066
alri kurt eichenwald
having sex with the gf
> i can never tell if yanks are doing ironic christianity or unironic christianity, the fact i even have to think about it is embarrassing for your entire country
>>73232072
True this, we are all born muslims and allah loves us all
>>73232083
pics
>it's all ironic mate i think
there are definitely unironic trump supporters here so it isn't a leap to believe there are unironic christfags either
Daily reminder that there are multiple secular sources that support Jesus's existence and crucifixion
wait i meant "too" not "either"
>>73232107
oi please stop baiting the yank hes throwing a tantrum and filling up the thread with hats
>>73232084
tbf he looks dapper af
>>73232107
I am an unironic Trump supporter. I can't wait to vote for him again in 2020
awkward rlly
don't diagree with leftists ideologically, but hate them immensely because of their attitude
If other lefties didn't exist I would absolutely be a leftie
>>73232115
>jesus existed so the bible is real
hmm
mad that people can read the teachings of Jesus and then the teachings of Mohammed and come away thinking the latter sounds like a more reasonable, good person.
lads is one of you fucking with me on the /fit/ thread
Picking my scab lads
Might give it a little nibble too
Baby it's a violent world
still pray every day. edgy twats you lot
>>73232115
muhammed existed as well mate, what dya make of them apples?
>>73232137
don't think that happens much at all desu senpai
>>73232140
yeah its me
Too smart to not believe in God
Mindlets can't fully comprehend Aristotle
>>73232133
what do you mean by this?
>brits say "oi" to their friends and acquaintances, while in public sometimes, also they say other words that I do not
haha wow what a wacky place
>>73232135
strawman
>>73232152
legitimate argument
listening to early 2000's vocal trance
>>73232146
so this is the kind of degeneracy that goes on in /brit/ threads
>>73232167
foy
>>73232146
oh, my sweet summer child
>>73232156
yeah stop it
>>73232160
>philosoleaf crawls out of the woodwork to defend his delusion
haha
>there are definitely unironic trump supporters here so it isn't a leap to believe there are unironic christfags either
>>73232137
Most muslims don't really have a choice since apostasy is a crime
Bit silly when you need to kill people just to keep them from converting
Irish RAUS
>>73232154
Actually it's happened millions of times, because Jesus is present in the Quran and is a canonical part of Islam.
Thick cunt.
>tfw regularly move religious texts to the fiction section in the library
all religions BTFO
>>73232166
I think i dislike self-righteousness and to drop a buzzword "virtue signalling"
I like honesty and your leftist/reddit/numale/proud of their own cowardice types just don't have those qualities
>>73232198
rasheed
>>73232217
have you tried radical centrism lad? it's the new smooth jazz
>don't diagree with leftists ideologically
>>73232185
Only deluded one is you, the Prime Mover is the most rational stance on creation
>Day off work
>>73232217
>i have fallen for /pol/ memes
ahh yes
>>73232252
stream
>>73232237
hmmm... yet for some reason scientists are still giving it a proper good think through
have you told them about this philosophical proposal? i'm sure they'll bow down to your superior mind
leftists dont give a fuck about anyone
its a prestige game with them
they would eat their own shit if it was the hark at thou thing
>>73232227
>calling somebody a sheed for criticizing Mohammed
Will cave in the empty cavity that is your skull and do a monstrous shit in it if you reply to me again.
>>73232137
bibles are banned in muslim countries
why do we only project politics as left and right when there are countless dimensions of political spectrum?
Duh, stay out of Riverdale!
>>73232260
don'tgo on pol
>>73232263
nobody wants a stream
>>73232283
you don't need to go on /pol/ to be influenced by /pol/
>>73232293
I do
>why do we only project politics as left and right when there are countless dimensions of political spectrum?
>>73232260
>the left is self righteous and annoying
>wow if you think that you must be a /pol/ alt-right nazi
ah yes, really disproving the point there mate
>>73232233
>>73232233
t. the same yank who consistently (for seemingly months now) uses fedora posting in nonsensical contexts
>>73232293
I meant stream your piss onto me face
>>73232275
because theres a war on
and its getting fucking annoying tbqh
only runts care about politics
>>73232296
nobody else wants a stream
http://www.strawpoll.me/12686388
why are attractive women never posted on /int/? It's always asian ones
>only runts care about politics
Why are brainlets so obsessed with "scientists" (the word always being thrown around like they're some small shady cabal sitting in a smokey room deliberating on spiritual questions)? Make your own fucking arguments, you've never read an academic journal in your life.
>>73232331
???我很漂亮
>>73232347
Yes I have
>t. the same yank who consistently (for seemingly months now) uses fedora posting in nonsensical contexts
> was the most confident today that I've been in months
> talk to a blue collar guy real confident like
> he looks at me like I'm a ghost and walks away
It's back to being a depressed loser, I guess.
>Why are brainlets so obsessed with "scientists" (the word always being thrown around like they're some small shady cabal sitting in a smokey room deliberating on spiritual questions)? Make your own fucking arguments, you've never read an academic journal in your life.
>>73232354
don't know what these moon runes say and don't care
>>73232295
Yeah because they're a board on this site you mong.
antidepressants have fucked my sex drive something fierce
>>73232362
nigga be defining irony
>>73232362
t. yank who doesn't fucking reply to ID's for context
>>73232275
Because parliament
Torys sit on one side and Wigs on the other
find right wing people unpleasant, usually selfish, arrogant, unironically racist and generally regressive. Not that it makes a difference but, they tend to be pretty stupid/just uninformed as well.
this is based on a pretty in-depth interaction with right-wingers on a daily basis. I'd agree with some of their points if they weren't all pretty much like this
>>73232323
Majority says yes
>>73232347
*tips fedora*
>>73232396
do NOT care
>>73232303
was talking more about the nu-male/reddit stereotype
i admit that leftists are self-righteous but the same is true for anyone who dedicates a lot of time to reading about politics
>nigga be defining irony
Calling up some scientists and going to ask them to sacrifice some chickens to their super-collider for a good crop this year
>>73232347
haha, i read academic journals on the daily mate (i'm the lad who said "scientists")
>make your own arguments
why would i possibly think i have a valid opinion on the origin of the universe? it's fucking bizarre how anyone who isn't a physicist thinks they do
uni library quit subscribing my favourite meme journal
>>73232396
>>73232396
reactionary tripe
>>73232376
中文很好。为什么你不看?
>>73232396
yeah this one's going firmly in the "shan't, don't care" collumn.
What if Allah was one of us?
>>73232408
>nu-male/reddit stereotype
tbf this does exist to a degree, though it's more of a generational thing (and the leftist stuff is more to do with the fact that young people are generally leftist)
have a voracious sex drive but can only get hard to porn
probably will kms soon
>>73232401
>45 posters
>5 yes votes
10 and I'll do it
>>73232431
He would be a Canadian shitposter
>>73232433
new thread
>>73232396
im not right wing
i just know that immigration is a plot by jews to get a monopoly in three digit IQs and don't want my country to be brown
>>73232426
>>73232421
>>73232404
it might be good for self-reflection if you think about it lads. Ignoring opposing viewpoints is a one way ticket to anger and confusion
>>73232419
No you don't, you're just some NEET up at four in the morning. Fucking wanker.
Scientists' opinions on spiritual matters are utterly irrelevant unless somebody is advocating a 6000 year old earth.
>when a sexist racist insults nu-males
http://www.strawpoll.me/12686388
http://www.strawpoll.me/12686388
http://www.strawpoll.me/12686388
make thailad stream again
>>73232293
I WANT A STREAM
maybe later when there's more normos about