Why do Americans smell like shit?

we don't puto

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>>73230847
why do mexicans smell like beer and takis?

>>73230847
They don't wipe the shit after sharting in the mart, and over time nano layer by nano layer it accumulates. Most Americans get used to the smell and don't notice but other people do.

>>73230863
CHI

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>make a little fart
>shit starts leaking out

UH-OH POOPSIE COMING BBBBBRRRRRAAAPP LOLE POOP IN PANTS NO DIAPER THAT'S FUNNY XDDDFDDDDDXDDDDDXFDD LELELELEEELELLLEELELE

POOP MISSILES ARE HOMING IN ON OUR LOCATION BEEEEEEWWWWWW BRAP BRAP BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP AGHHH IM HIT TELL MY WIFE I SUCKED A GUY OFF WHILE OVERSEAS LOLE

POOPASAUROUSREX SAY BRRRRRRDAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

POOP IS ICKY SMELLY STINKY YUM YUM IN MY TUM

POOP NUGGET HANGING FROM THE RIM OF MY POOPER LOLE

YEEEEHAWWWW ITS THE CALIFORNIA POOP RUSH GOTTA MINE FOR DEM POOP NUGGETS

DELECTABLE POOP WITH A HINT OF MINT OH WAIT THATS COCAINE LOLE

>>73230873
>they
>most americans

Look at your flag faggot retard

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their don't have bidé

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>>73230847
Who is that handsome Spaniard?
Pic related natural borders of spain

we like to be close to our nature

deodorant flavored soap perfume cologne are the symptoms of a society that sees people as objects of means to a consumerist end so that they are re-odorized to imply that people are better if they smell like flowers

keep in mind you should still be hygienic but not to the point of thinking that people smell is the worse thing in the world

>>73230932
Chill, smoke some kush bruh xD