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post birds edition
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real toadposting hours who tf up?
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susan
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going to the gym
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why do yanks always make the fucking worst threads
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>>73229638
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That suicidal drunk in the last thread got me wondering


Are there any lads with depression here?
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>>73229670
most of them are very new and came here from /pol/
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>>73229674
lmao
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>>73229674
nah i exist in a permanent state of euphoria
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>>73229674
yes
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>>73229674
Are there any lads without depression here
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>>73229674
>Are there any lads with depression here?
dont think so mate desu
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>>73229674
n-no of course not
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>>73229692
presumably because of God's blessing
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anime
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>>73229674
haha really mate? Don't bloody think so.
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>>73229674
well, i do mope around a lot and talk to myself about how much i hate myself all the time but roughly 2 days a week ill be in a good mood and i always look forward to those days
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>>73229670
>>73229681
>he doesn't like birds
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>>73229674
I don't even know anymore.
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manga
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>>73229674
Depression isn't real
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>>73229711
he's the normie one though :(

>>73229717
no, not because of any phony god's blessing
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12:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVEU6n2eKtg
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Videogames
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quite hungry
please advise
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and with one post, the thread was transformed into twenty peoples' personal blogs
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>>73229740
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>>73229674
saying you've "got depression" makes you sound like a number 1 gimp
i just feel very sad almost all the time
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>>73229760
>>73229711
do love a nice bit of wes anderson im ngl lads
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i like to say 'i've got the downs' as in i'm feeling down in the dumps
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>>73229764
>I just feel vary sad almost all the time but god forbid I seek any kind of professional help because that is what a gimp would do
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>>73229674
Is depression just feeling empty all the time?

Because I consistently feel like I'm on the verge of tears but never actually cry

What's that called
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ah yes, India
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>>73229783
please be in London
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>>73229751
mind virus
do not watch
literally noped as soon as i saw the setting
don't care that it's fake i do NOT want that image/noise/whatever in the ol' noggin
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>>73229784
being a sad cunt
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>>73229796
whom are you quoting
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>>73229810
you ya cunt
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Who here /different/
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I'm a Gurkha, ask me anything
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>>73229807
haha what a nice dog
love cute dog memes
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>>73229751
>>73229797
i want to open this but this other guys warning not to open this got to me


someone open it and tell us what it is
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doing an efukt
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>>73229818
Good film 二bh
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more sheep than people?
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Don't even think about responding to this post or else I'm going to delete it immediately
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>>73229818
wololooo
wololooo
wololooo
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might try to bring back my "there are no birds in europe" meme from a few years back
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>>73229829
ah yes, efukt aka reddit: the video hosting site
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>>73229826
I'm watching it now lad, will let you know.
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>match with a crazy girl on tinder
>she starts saying vulgar shit from start (which is good)
>suddenly stops talking
>come back hours later with a fucking What's Up video call
lel lads what the fug. We talked a bit, she said more lewd shit but I really didn't have the time for that


what do now?
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>>73229783
yeah pretty much you dickhead
now fuck off and never reply to me again
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>>73229818
toon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYZ40lDrqb0
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don't think Janny's going to be too pleased with this avatar usage
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>>73229847
>obscure, violent, depressing or otherwise unpleasant pornography
>reddit
hmmmm
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>>73229847
>hes never seen the prune brothers
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>>73229826
at like 12:20 it sounds like many voices whispering "faster faster"
i think its just one of those things where your brain tries to recognise speech where there is none
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>>73229847
woah bro you must be hardcore what video hosting site do you use?
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http://efukt.com/20667_The_Prune_Brothers.html


one of the best videos of all time
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>>73229864
>>73229867
yeah make sure to link some funny vids with le epic reaction clips thrown in "at this moment, he le knew he fucked up" "le what the fuck XDD" and epic fart noises
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MUH ALCOHOL
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>>73229847
I've been watching efukt since before reddit existed
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>>73229659
Bit early lad
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>>73229890
weak yank baby
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>>73229885
woah dude are you like an internet veteran? can you teach me some stuff i musta been doing it all wrong
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>>73229833
>>73229855
Was he gay?
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>>73229885
*clenches fists*

settle down now, boy...
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>>73229858
no one in this thread is avataring
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>>73229890
pretty grim being that light ngl
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>Try to read Wikipedia article on the Normandy landings
>Open a new tab every other sentence to another equally long article to get some extra context
>End up with 20 tabs of half read articles
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>>73229880
>>73229892
>>73229910
braappp hahahahaha simply epic toilet jokes
"surprise mothafucka" XDDDD
efukt is the best source of epic memes hahahaha
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>>73229936
you're embarrassing yourself
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>>73229920
just read a war diary mate theres loads online
more interesting imo

>>73229936
*enjoys things*
is that okay with you, big gay nerd?
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>>73229936
So this is the power of yanks
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i'm ashamed to be a goy

why couldn't i just have been born jewish ffs
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>>73229950
>>73229953
>>73229955
no, seriously guys, I love fart jokes and toilet humor, it is simply hilarious, I'm not joking
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MEXICO
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bully the heck out of this kid
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>>73229957

I think I'd have made a great jew. A jew to be proud of. Not one of them big hat curly hair jews though.
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>>73229849
>>73229849
>>73229849
>>73229849
lads???????????
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>>73229783

lmao unironically this
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Never gonna slag off yank beers again lads this is great
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that yank has just RUINED my day
was having a nice comfy time posting on the /brit/ with a lads now it's all over and i'm going to have to go to bed mad
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>>73230015
Que pasa amigo?
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>>73230015
wait before you go make sure to watch that one where the guy farts while fucking that girl hahaha now that one was epic
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>>73229783
don't say this here!!!!!!!!!
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>>73229969
It's not funny it makes my willy hard. Who looks at porn for laughs?
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>>73229849
unmatch
delete her number
destroy your phone
eat your simcard so they can't track it
kill your parents
move to a new coutnry
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Islam is exceptional
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>>73230006
lmao meme 330ml
don't understand the point of these
such a waste of bottles
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>>73230033
woah dude... why are you so mad? it's just a website with some funny videos on it haha
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DUDE ALCOHOL CONTENT LMAO
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the best efukt videos are the trolling of wannabe pornstars videos
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>>73229826
Yeah, mate. Probably best not to watch it. i just watched the whole thing and regret it.
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>>73230036
kek she is quite crazy indeed
she said I look dumb, I think she uses drugs
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>>73230031
m-me...
m-m-me dijo que efukt es reddit :(
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going to ask a random girl to suck my willy out of pity

preparing for a no though
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Still fucking seething about that Canadian post earlier
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>>73230053
what? I love efukt. every video should have epic reaction clips thrown in every 5 seconds
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the best memes are those posted once or twice a lightyear
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>>73230057
those are fake just like every single "reality" porn video ever

wizen up cuck
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>>73230074
>ahmed
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>>73230060
w-whats so bad about it

what this guy said >>73229869 doesnt sound that scary 2bh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcpjTeXvg2k

need a slag gf that cheats on me with a deano
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>>73230078

Evrn if its a no atleast you will asked becsuse she might say yes and then you get a blowy
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>>73230091
>>73230104
imagine being this autistic
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>>73230104
enjoy uncomfortable behind the scenes porn desu
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Just realised that due to my bed being up against the wall I can only get out of it on one side
It is quite possible that I have been getting out on the wrong side of bed for the past 3 years
This must be the root of my depression
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>>73230076
Do t let autismo yank get to you lad
He feeds off of negative energy
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>>73230097
the best memes are the ones posted by a queer
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>>73230121
GOOD post
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>>73230121
woah same here

left side worldwide
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>>73230112
It's just the immersion, watching it in a room with no light and headphones on. Was papping it.
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>Do t let autismo yank get to you lad
>He feeds off of negative energy
>We're all friends here on redd- I mean, /brit/
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>>73230121
No you're just gay
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if you live in the west it is racist to assume white is the default race
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>>73230123
why is he so mean :(
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>>73230121
put your pillow on the other end
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>>73230121
pretty good post. hope its original
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>>73230121

Turn your bed the other way around (even if its still against the wall its the ither side) and see if your mood improves.
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>>73230141
kek
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>>73230158
>>73230121
what autism is this? what difference does it make?
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>>73230121
fuck, same

my bed also has a big metal rail by the wall so im basically locked into getting out on the wrong side of the bed too
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>P-P-P-PP-P-P-P-PPPLEASE STOP TELLING ME TO STOP BEING A MANCHILD AND GET MY LIFE STRAIGHT AND TAKE CARE OF MY PROBLEMS INSTEAD BITCHING ABOUT IT WITH THE LADS AND--- WAHHHHH ;____________________; ^^
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>>73230170
>hes never gotten up on the wrong side of the bed

lucky bastard. normies get out
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>>73230170
think you're the one with autism mate
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>>73230170
Its technically the otherside of thr bed because the bed is turned around.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZp_axebSfQ

tunee
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>>73230171
Are you a baby?
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>he's here
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>>73230193
woah no need to shout mate i can hear you just fine
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ok *takes in a deep breath*

im totally going to watch that scary video. but first i need to go get some cheesecake....
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>>73230158
Is it the side relative to the bed that matters or relative to the room though
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>/brit/
>/breit/
>/bredit/
>/breddit/
>/brit/ is just a shortening of /breddit/

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>73230193
who are you quoting
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i larp on a few different subreddits as a hardcore feminazi sjw and salon recently emailed me about writing for them

bit mental to think i could get paid for essentially shitposting
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doing an /r/efukt browse
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>>73230225
post bread
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business idea:

everyone that buys lotto tickets should get an equal cut of the final jackpt
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>>73230215
okay


>>73230236
/brit/
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>>73230225
>/brit/
>/birt/
>/brit//birt/
>/britbirt/
>/breitbirt/
>/breitbart/
woah...
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>>73230225
its actually a breitbart forum exclave, thats why we're all so well versed in current events and trump support
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>>73230221

Relative to the bed because he doesn't get out of his room he gets out of bed.
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>>73230256
who specifically
you angry nobody replied to you earlier or sumfin?
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love studio gimli
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TgK8UvCoOo
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>>73230197
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>>73230293
that's because you have asperger's you fucking mong
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an alien that was yelling like a loud raccoon in an echo chamber just floated by my house at the speed of a car 2bh
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>>73230299
would love to take an axe to its skull
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on episode 3 of madmen

its p good, but I think the main reason 4chan (rorkes) put it in the same leauge as sopranos or the wire is because trumpets the whole women are shit, black people in service roles only, cigarettes and whisky aesthetic

>>73230193
this post cuts deep my man

don't do this again unless you want to hurt my feeling
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>>73230305
that the one that makes your pee smell?
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>>73229847
http://efukt.com/21958_OK_SO_WHOSE_NEXT.html
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>>73230319
>people stand around in suits talking and smoking fags: the show
ah yes... shall be devoting 40-50 hours of my life to this fine endeavour
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>>73230319
ah yes people liking things is because of Rorkes and the past having occured in a different manner to the present is extremely problematic
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watched brotherhood today

(sequel to kidulthood and adulthood by noel clarke)

enjoyed it alot, pretty good film 2bh
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do actual hot girls bring random guys home from nightclubs?

i mean not skanky hot girls but intelligent one
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>>73230340
XD
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i hope that in the future they invent food that tastes like cheesecake or donuts but theyre actually low carb and packed full of all of the essential nutrients that your body needs.............
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>>73230366
I'm sure yanks will still find a way to clog their arteries
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>>73230362
yeah as far as intelligent independent ones, they still do, just nowhere near as often

maybe like 2-3 times a year. Its usually on a special occasion. Like their birthday, or they are in a different city, or a big celebration
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>>73230356
I think you misunderstood me

I didn't say it wasn't worth enjoying

I just don't thing its ultimate tier-1 best of all time television, unless you want to disagree with the fact that 4chans userbase is had a significant racist component
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>>73230362
No
You will never find a worthwhile girl at a club
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>>73230347

I watched an episode once and it made me do disappoint that i really wanted screwdriver my own kneecaps off.
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>>73229920
thats how you read wikipedia, used to spend a couple hours everyday pissing down that tunnel of shit
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>>73230287
>>73230319
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>>73230319
>>73230391
>redditspaced
imagine my surprise
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>This woman was overwhelmed with emotions when she visited her son's burial site to mourn. Robins were special animals between her and her child, so when she saw one perched on her son's headstone, she saw it as a sign from her son and reached out to touch it. It landed in her hand and she began crying tears of joy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNQTpYJJRgQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZp_axebSfQ

nostalgia tune
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>>73230362
>Intelligent girl
>in a club
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>>redditspaced
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swear ever homie up in this joint who had a problem with carbs or bread

I will fucking kill you, do you understand
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The Americans, Mad Men and Homeland are all meant to be banging but i just couldn't get into any of them desu

Wonder if i'm actually just a runt who pretends to like good films but actually just wants reasonably fast-moving but pseudo-intellectual shite
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>>73230387
in a couple of decades we're going to have nanobots that could transport oxygen through your lungs if you do get a heart disease and your iphone will text that info to you then you can walk to the hospital whenever you feel like it and get them to print a new heart from your cells and put it in non-invasively
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>>73230440
>That'll be $6,700,000, plus tip
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I don't visit reddit so I don't know if what I post is reddit or not

how would you know unless you browse reddit
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>>73230453
leafs want to batter this with a piece of wood for sport
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>>73230390
saddens me to think this.

women are a waste. they have such problems conditioned by society.

>>73230392
>>73230425
your opinion is irrelevant.
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>>73230459
>Redditspaced
sure you don't pal
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>>73230440
>couple of decades
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>>73230439
have not seeen the americans

enjoyed season 1 homeland
liked most of season 2 but quit the show after that

just doing madmen now, enjoying it so far


am patrician btw x


if you want to know whether you are a runt or not all you have to ask is: did you r8 for a few dolllars more
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>>73230464
Theyd have to travel far because looking at its orientation its atlesst in Australia.
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>>73230439
None of them are good
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Australia is an enclave of humanity in this world
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could easily annihilate anyone who in this thread right fucking now
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>>73230409
Warms the so-called cockles
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>>73230391
And I really wonder how white men enjoying white men doing white men things is at all different from [any other race] enjoying [any other race] doing [any other race] things, let alone worthy of mentioning.
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i could never work with computers because they are incredibly restrictive

they don't allow for novel concepts or 'outside the box' thinking as it were
you HAVE to do it in a certain way or the computer won't respond there is no doing it your way or doing it a better way because it simply won't function

here we see the limits of logic and what a machine world really means for us
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>>73230439
hear hear
i'll add the sopranos and season 2 of the wire to that list
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>>73230477
You're entire life is irrelevant
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>>73230499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XOAMZp5XC8
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>>73230498
agreed. and you're the type of guy that thinks sin nombre isnt just a city of god rip-off
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>>73230519
nice neckbeard bro
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>>73230505
i don't follow
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>>73230519
STOP FUCKING REPLYING TO HIM
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Mock me for phoneposting if you must, but one day posting from phones will be cool.

And that day I'll say "I was posting from my phone before it was cool".
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AGEEN AND AGEEN AND AGEEN
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>>73230439
the americans is pure garbo that only appeals to boomers because "le epic cold war"
not worth watching
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEIC0IYZSng
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>>73230553
...unquote
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>>73230547
Alright grandad
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>>73230483
>did i r8 for a few dollars more
refuse to watch westerns desu, don't understand why they're a thing
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>>73230532
I'm sick of your moaning about impossibly trivial things, like sort yourself out
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>Stop replying to him

Why? Him and poleaboo are the most interesting characters on /brit/

Lisicki has been slipping lately tbf, he never tells us about his life anymore. liked his honesty when things were going bad
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>>73230532
Is he wrong?
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>>73230562
dont talk to be about genghis khan boy

I know more than you ever will
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>>73230554
terrible post, reeks of Putinboo
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omg where's all the black people in this tv show!?

i absolutely will not stand for such a lack of diversity
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>>73230579
>honesty
its a character
same as poley and pakinonce
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I was never able to find anything that clicked with me until I discovered the amateur section: pages and pages of videos featuring young actresses who looked and acted like they could actually exist outside the glossy pages of Playboy, situated in plain bedrooms and filmed with a handheld camera or fixed tripod setup. Compared to the perfectly sculpted moaning sex goddesses and spacious mansion sets I was used to, it felt authentic, candid and natural; it was just what I needed.
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Jesus, won't you fucking whistle
Something but the past is done?
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got into a heated argument with the dollar store manager today
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reminder that autismoyank feeds off negative energy
do not feed the troll
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>>73230576
then you are a certified pleb sunshine, I mean no offence, just is what it is. Enjoy what makes you happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPnR7C8mZQ
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Beginning to worry nothing will ever warm the cold, cold cockles of my heart.
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>>73230583
Not correct.
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>>73230598
good song.................


my assassin in ragnarok online was named "sober" heh....
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>>73230603
tell us what happened lad
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>>73230576
you need to raise your test levels lad
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tried visiting /cum/ a couple of times
its really boring
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>>73230579
2bh the one thing that has happened is HIGHLY doxxable wish I could say 2bh

involves police
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>>73230627
Just like late night Brit when it's only Americans talking about what they've consumed lately
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>>73230603
bout what
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>Talking with friend about how whales have sex
>About to make a joke about his mum's fanny being as wide as a whales
>Remember his mum died recently just before I press send
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>>73230627
just ate a cheesecake and smoked some weed and yeah i agree with you, i think its shit because of all the canadians and because posters who would willingly associate with canadians are also pretty boring.
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>>73230634
It is pretty well known that canadians are the worst posters on this entire website, especially /brit/
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had a sub earlier
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>>73230621
He told me I had to leave me bag up front. I asked if he would hold it behind the counter because it could easily be stolen. He said no. I put it at the front and tell him it's on him if it gets stolen. He proceeded to use unsavory language and kicked me out
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>>73230634
well it's 3 in the morning nearly and still a fair few brits here
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>>73230625
don't think it's to do with that lol, i just don't fantasise about a mostly fabricated 20-30 year period of american history where le big strong men had guns and gave the bandits what for
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>>73230666
piss off
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>>73230627
don't, it's just 15 or so boring cuntish teenagers talking about the weather and how they want to nonce anime girls
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Black kids i hardly knew from school used to tag me in those "white people school shooter" memes
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>>73230606
>now we start
>trumpets
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>>73230627
why do you think they come in mass here lmao
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>>73230674
did he call you a nigger
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>>73230684
This is even more funny that when you posted the same thing last time
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>>73230684
you should have shot the school up tbf
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>>73230689
no but I called him an action bronson looking fatass
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>>73230628
lad I know you go to liverpool uni, Come to my boxing gym so I can give you irreparable brain damage
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going to bed

cya
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Had some oreos and a soda
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just taken some modafinil and had a coffee
who here /absolutemadman/
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>>73230688
>in mass
you stupid
IDIOT
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>>73230710
good day
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>>73230688
not in mass usually the ones who cant deal with how shit cum is
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we are consuming too much lads

the earth is dying
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love it when some cunt tells me his test levels are fine and then proceeds to criticise a genre for having firearms and strong male leads in it
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>>73230714
had an atarax and 13 units of alcohol
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>>73230684
Good post.

>>73230702
Fuck you have a sad fucking life.
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Pretty cold tonight
Good time to watch anime
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>>73230688
>>73230726
"en masse" you absolute mongs
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>>73230719
mate can you please stop insulting me?
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>>73230738
>atarax
good lad
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>>73230742
the only thing in mass here is you fat boy
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Wanna hire a prozzie lads, should I spend the least amount possible on an absolute munter or go all in on a hottie?
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>"en masse" you absolute mongs
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>>73229674
at these hours yea
not me though I really enjoy my life, despite my Vness and that I'm just generally a creepy dude
creep people out, make people sick to their stomach
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>>73230764
never said in mass, that was you cunt
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>>73230738

put on some carmex and had 6 or 7 pieces of cake
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>>73230738
>anxiety medication and an allergy treatment
seems like an odd combo.
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>>73230744
Dont worry i got your joke even if those morons didn't
Yanks have a lot of mass
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>>73230730
don't blame me son
my carbon footprint is negligible
I don't buy for vanity or unnecessary bullshit I won't keep

I don't drive any distance that can be cycled in under 90 mins

laziness and ignoranc will be humanities undoing
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want to have plants in the house but they're all poisonous to my pets
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please stop being rude? thanks
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>>73230771
the only thing in mass here is you fat boy
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>>73230774
antihistamines potentiate any downer
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>>73230786
what the hell kind of pets do you have?
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>>73230786
get some pets thay are able to handle being outside for more than ten minutes without dying
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>>73230768
looks like brazil

>>73230778
based
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>>73230800
VERY good post
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post tights lads
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>>73230780
hope you're using a solar panel to post this
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canadians are fucking awful
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cat ate my weed plant
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>>73230786
Stop owning retarded pets
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>>73230808
snek
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>>73230803
yeah i have heard they work as an off switch for some stims, like moda funnily enough.
It's still weird to me how the histamine system has these very different functions
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>>73230815
looks like any mall
>>73230820
good post
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hello the australian are here
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>>73230818
Mine are in the wash sorry x
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>>73230837
alright mate how you goin
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prove me wrong
I dare you
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>>73230837
phimo or turtlemong?
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cant imagine that people actually sit down and watch netflix series for 8 hours

people who are to lordly for TV and netflix, /tv/, watch entire seasons in one sitting of the sopranos, GoT, breaking bad, etc... as if it were different. this is the behavior of a woman
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>>73230822
you fucking fool
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>>73230831
sneks try to eat plants?
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>>73230858
they're the same person
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>>73230846
alright'

>>73230858
neither
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easter soon
delicious chocolate eggs to commemorate the ressurection of a judao-christian martyr
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>>73230858
same person
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>>73230869
>neither
dont care then
go away or come back when you have a recognised personality on /brit/
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>>73230834
I agree. I can't take opiates without an antihistamine because of the massive histamine release, but the combo puts me to sleep.
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>>73230815
post bunda
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>>73230875
He's a handsome lad why does he post here
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night lads
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>>73230774
i get it for my shit-tier skin (eczema) though its anxiety properties make it slightly comfier, Its supposed to help you sleep but really it just makes it hard to wake up and makes you lethargic as fuck the first half of the day

>>73230757
what did you mean by this
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cant decide if phimoturtlemong is really handsome or just average/maybe a bit ugly
he's definitely got an interesting face, if he wasn't so short i reckon he'd be a good model
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>>73230864
yes huny he like it
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should I shave?
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>>73230861
I was growing it as a house plant but it started flowering :/
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>>73230901
he's unconventionally attractive. He could unironically be a model
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>>73230888
If i ever became a brit personality id have a good think about my life, realise the STATE of it and promptly off myself
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>>73230888
*starts impressing my personality onto /brit/*
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>>73230913
too short lad isn't he like 5'7 or 5'8? you have to be 6' to be a male model
i agree though, he's handsome in a weird way
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spoke to a 50-something millionaire on /b/ once
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new numbers just came out, china just TRIPLED their military spending. getting really scared for ww3
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>>73230910
you only have yourself to blame for that
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>>73230930
doubt you did though desu
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>>73230901
lets av a look at his phimo
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>>73230774
unless by odd combo you're wondering why they would make such a drug, in that case I would say its an old-school antihistamine and the anxiety effect is likely accidental, much like how tramadol was initally developed as an anti-coughing drug and not a painkiller
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>>73230896
he's an autistic homosexual
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>>73230896
the phimosis has made him a social outcast
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>>73230952
>>73230952
>>73230952
>>73230952
>>73230952
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>>73230930
had a millionaire gf once
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pretended to be a 50-something millionaire on /b/ once
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>>73230944
Perfect
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>>73230928
unfortunately like most people who post their pictures on the chon he has that narcissistic look (centred around the eyes) but also the pout iirc
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>>73230930
i knew a 60-something millionaire

he asked me to be a male dickmodel/rapeboy for his prozzie firm

said no ngl
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who the fuck cares about anybody that posts here, shut up you binters
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>>73230983
foy
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