/cum/

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nice

Fuck Drumpf

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Koreans are disgusting.

They're almost as bad as C*tholics.

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bebbi

might commit suicide

>>73228964
I went to an instructor briefly, she taught me the basic postures. You can learn them on your own, but it's nice to have a guide.

Most of the work is managing your breathing

>>73229038
that kills people

>>73229030
is that a ghost?

>tfw I was planning on trying to get with two girls but that'd take too much effort but can't really decide which one to stop talking to

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emily

>>73229038
please don't

>>73228994
what does alligator taste like?

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Reminder that they drive on the left in the US Virgin Islands

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>>73229035

>>73229071
crocodile

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C*tholicism is a meme religion.

Teacher asked if I was going to prom in front of the class

>>73229071
I tried alligator jerky once and it tasted like chicken with a hint of fish.

>>73229092
*steals your maple syrup and pours it in your regular parking spot at Hortons so your car gets stuck to the pavement and cant leave*

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>tfw too fucking retarded to remember the difference between crocs and gators

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Religion is a meme

Among the top 20 OECD countries, the US has:
The highest poverty rate both generally and among children
The highest income inequality
The lowest contributions of its GDP to social programs towards the worse off citizens
The lowest amount of paid vacation days and maternal/paternal days
The lowest score on the UN's material wealth for children
The lowest social mobility
The largest public and private costs towards medical treatment of its GDP
Moreover, the US has the highest:
Child mortality rate
Frequency of mental illness
Frequency of obesity
Percentage of citizens who do not receive medical treatment because of its costs
Uses of anti-depressants pr capita
The US now has the shortest expected life expectancy at birth (except for Portugal and Denmark)

When it comes to the environment, the US also
highest emitter of carbon emissions per capita
highest consumer of water per capita
The lowest score on World Economic Forum's list over environmental efforts (except for Belgium)
Biggest environmental footprint per capita (except for Belgium and Denmark)

>>73229077
literally a violation of the geneva convention to drive on one side of the road in one part of a country and the other in another part

americans are war criminals

>>73229139
[citation needed]

>>73229139
Finally, the US suffers from
The biggest frequency of non-ratified international agreements
The lowest allocation to international development assistance and emergency help
The biggest international seller of arms and weaponry
The lowest score of student results in mathematics
The highest drop out rate in high school (except for Spain)
The highest frequency of homicides
The highest amount of imprisoned citizens both generally and per citizen
Then, the general things off the top of my head:
Staging coups in Iran, Indonesia, Cuba, DRC, Chile, Afghanistan, Nicaragua
Vietnam
Iraq
Afghanistan
Crazy gun laws that won't even get changed in the face of children being murdered
Climate change denial despite the country being the biggest GHG emitter per capita
Rampant consumerism & commercialism of everything
Taking away the vote from convicted felons (seriously what the fuck?)
A large part of the country condones torture
The death penalty
The prison industrial complex
Private healthcare
Pollution
Hating their poor as if it is their own fault for being in the situation they are in
High exploitation of natural resources
White supremacy and its complete oppression of Black citizens

>>73229135
I'm pretty sure that alligators are a subspecies of crocodile.

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>>73229030

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>>73229038
Is something the matter? Can I give you a hug?

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>>73229086
Stop right there! *points at you*

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butt

>>73229139
Even being last in OECD isn't that bad

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>>73229176
>>73229139
Genocide of Native Americans,
Chattel slavery,
Housing laws and segregation
Guantamo
Severe hypocrisy of ideals (freedom, justice, liberty, etc.)
Supporting Israel
Using its foreign aid to Uganda to promote evangelical Christian morals to sex (abstaining), thus throwing the country back in its efforts to curb HIV.
Drone strikes (imagine how the US would react if another country were flying drones of its country and extrajudicially killing its citizens)
No due process for non-Americans
Celebrating violence and murder (see the hypocritical public reaction to the killing of bin Laden)
Marshall plan impeding democracy by suppressing communists for running
Shitty TV with billions of commercials every five minutes
Militarized police force
Air conditioners for everyone, everywhere
Cars for everyone
Shitty collective infrastructure
In this so-called Land of the Free you can't even drink in public
Inherent aversion to socialism and left-wing politics. The left is non-existent in the US.
Broken two-party political system (it's certainly not a representative democracy)
Christian right-winged nuts with political and economic power
Boot straps rhetoric
The American Dream is childishly naive and completely overlooks social environmental factors
Supporting Saudi Arabia
Spending an insane amount of money on their military
Fighting against the right to abortion
NSA and surveying everyone, especially non-Americans

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>>73229214
>right
>to abortion

I could literally HEEM all of Mexico with both arms behind my back

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Die

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I honestly deserve more (You)s, just reading through that shit made me lose IQ points.

Gimme more (You)s

>>73229318
Here

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>Illinoisans all have terminal autism due to living in a giant cornfield and breathing in pesticides on a daily basis

73229318
Sorry, amigo, but I'm all out.

>>73229214
>>73229318
Mildly trggered/10

pretty tired of this existence desu

>>73229392
whytebois btfo

why are white people skinny?

>>73229402
quite the disorienting existence 'tis

>/cum/ is dead
Guess I'm leaving until night time. Maybe it'll be alive then.

>>73229422
They can afford to not eat fast food every day.

>>73229422
too poor to afford food

>>73229331
Crazy to think outside the nigger infested shithole that is Shitcongo, the majority of the state is full of actual working class farmers.

>>73229422
beta genes

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Reminder that Tokyostan and Burgerlandia are neighbors

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>>73229204
>that tan line

damn yanks and their damn taxes since the 1920s

damn yanks

>>73229135
crocs are salt water and alligators are fresh

both live in the florida keys and I think that might be the only place where they both reside

>>73229422
Buying more food than I need to survive is a waste of money. I need 2000kcal a day. Why eat more unless I'm doing strenuous activity (which i'm not because i have a comfy office job)?
>>73229392
>Tyrone want boom boom
made me kek for some reason.

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What do you think about this girl (male)?

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>>73229487
damn yank

>>73229609
>made me kek for some reason.
probably because you're dumb as shit

haha jk friendo forgive me ;) ??

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>tyttö(poika)

>>73229628
just terrible

>shitty kid that no one paid attention to

>decided to become a girl so they could attention whore

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>>73229645
I hate Americans so much

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>>73229604
these also live in the everglades people import them from their third world countries to sell, and eventually people get bored of them and release them into the wild

>>73229675
Joke's on you because it actually it a girl, but she's just a dyke.

>>73229713
>Joke's on you because it actually it a girl
this much was obvious

>>73229735
Not so obvious considering I posted the same girl in /cum/, told them it was a girl, and then said I fooled them and that it was a tranny. They believed me that time.

>>73229762
>retards believed that the girl with a square jaw is a tranny

shocking, do tell more pet

>>73229604
I saw some crocs at Turkey Point power plant.

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Going to get chicken strips in a bit.

>>73229850
I bet they can't microwave them as good as mommy

>>73229850
please don't ree at the cashier this time

>tfw ran out of dark roast K-Cups
>have to settle for medium roast

>>73229891
>using kuck cups

what the fuck is a k-cup

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>I drink anything but super dark coffee

>>73228994
>Floridans
>human

>>73229925
It's like a J-Cup but Korean

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>K-Cups
what's wrong with you

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>>73229924
They're convenient.
>>73229925

>>73229891
>K-cups
The croc shoes of the coffee world

>>73229947
oh those things, they seemed decent, my friend bought one and almost convinced me to get one

>>73229935
>not drinking blond roast for the extra caffeine

>>73228994
Once hung out with some rednecks from florida and all they ate was gator and all they drank was moonshine

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>take off my shoes after a long day
>mfw smell of my musky socks gave me a boner again

How was your day?

>>73229968
they're kind of dumb, but I like using them for ramen

>>73229980
They seem like decent fellas.

>>73229947
>They're convenient.
so is a regular coffee maker

I also like pressing buttons when the computer says to not to because it makes a noise

>>73229980
always warms my heart when a Euro actually does interesting shit when visiting here

>>73230001
Which regular ones are good?

>>73229985
Today was okay.

>>73229985
I talked with some cute girls today
>>73230001
Not as convenient.
>B-but they'rem more expensive!
I don't mind paying more for more convenience.

I need a drink or like 8

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The superior method of brewing coffee

kcup users will be lined up against the wall in the near future

I drink my coffee black, because I never grew accustomed to the taste of sugar and milk, each time I had one I've had it black

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>I don't mind paying more for more convenience.

>>73230055
I used to drink my coffee with sugar until someone on 4chan said that drinking coffee with sugar was for sissies, so I stopped.

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>I'm too poor to pay for convenience

>>73229993
Tbh I am used to drinking with 16-19yo lightweights and they starts dropping dead by about 2 am after 6 beers and half a liter of moonshine
>>73230014
Also did donuts in 2500 ram

'bout to wind down and watch some of the ol' 'ruto 'puden on the 'flix, whenst've i awake i shall mayhaps get myself some food from thine 'hortons, yes

I'm sleeping with my window open tonight

>>73230107
I do that every night. It's very comfy.

>>73229049
I've heard they also make sounds while blocking your way.

>>73230117
You live in new mexico no shit you're going to have your window open

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>>73229059
yea, I know

>>73230144
People usually have their window closed and blast the AC, leaf.

>>73230107
Last time I closed my window was last hear

How many coffees does /cum/ drink? I drink 4 double decaffeinated espressos per day. I spend about 50 francs/dollars per month on capsules. Should I buy a portafilter machine?

>>73230151
wonder how she would look without makeup

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>>73230151
good post

*climbs in a Canadian's window while they're sleeping*

>>73230174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF0w4GLkZJU

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>>73230168
>I drink 4 double decaffeinated espressos per day

this does not sound healthy, stay safe

>>73230186
*fucking kills you*

>>73230162
That must cost a fuckton of electricity

>>73230200
still cute as fuck, very nice

>>73230168
I drink about 2-3 black cups a day. Sometimes more.
>Should I buy a portafilter machine?
Ya.

>>73230205
It does, but it's the only reason people even live in the southwest.

>>73230186
*suddenly wakes up and rapes the American*

>>73230247
bit gay

>>73230186
*wakes up and accidentally sucks your dick*
Goddamn it, not again.

>>73230168
2 cups a day
One when I wake up and one with my after lunch snus

>>73230230
Doesn't it get cold at night in the desert

>>73230168
I drank a pot a day when I had a working coffee maker, but now I just go with a large cup from a local shop in the morning.

cause im losing my sight losing my mind wish somebody would tell me im fine

coffee is muslim food

food?

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p i z z a n i g h t

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>>73230247
whatchu think you're doing, pal? leave my gf alone

>>73230270
In the winter and fall. It doesn't get too cold during most of the year.

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costco pizza is lowkey lit, there, i said it

Never really though about how my coffee is made
I put one portion in the filter thinghy, put the filter thinghy pack in and press the button
Then a few minutes later there are 2-3l of coffee ready to go
Usually somebody else has done it

Sucked a dick for a bus pass today then decided just to walk home

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>>73230339
my high school used to get Costco pizza for their friday pizza lunches

gave some faggot my spare bus pass for a blowie lol

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Alright buds it seems like the Quebecois mulatto isn't here
Which girl seems better? Might have to stop talking to one of them if it takes too much effort to talk to both.

>>73230324
It seems pleasant, plus the rocks are orange, I've never seen rocks as brightly orange as those found in the southwest

>>73230369
right

>>73230369
left for fugging right for friendship and fugging

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>>73230355
>friday pizza lunches
this is why america is dying

>>73230369
>a slut or a pure gf with a nice house

:thinking:

>>73230369
kill yourself

>>73230355
What state did you attend hs

>>73230406
>pizza friday is haram in Canada

>>73230422
California.

>>73230406
you're right, they should do what they do here and have pizza every day!

>>73230422
Cali forn I A

>>73230419
But I don't want to.

>>73230427
>>73230436
I guess that's one based thing about California

I DON'T WANNA DIE I DON'T WANNA DIE SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO

>>73230424
No, on birthdays the birthday boys/girls bought timbits for the class

the end is near

>>73230424
In Canada it's traditional to have pizza lunches on Thursdays

If I died, who would enjoy my massive porn collection

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>>73230501
>porn

>>73228994
>implying you wouldnt
gator tastes good

Asians all look alike

>>73230369
left

>>73230475
>>73230476
And I'm assuming there was no such thing as Taco Tuesdays in your schools with such a low Mexican population?

>>73230501
leave it to needy kids without internet

>>73230545
Mexican tacos are wholly inferior to Tex-Mex tacos

>>73230533
Indians look nothing like the Chinese

>>73230545
I can't recall ever having a taco tuesday but the number one concern is all of the children is getting force fed this shit

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>Why yes, I do use "Asian" to refer to everyone from the Asian continent and not specifically Eastern and South Eastern Asians.

Just got back from awesome mexican food in mexico city. Im now really craving the chile and lime now. American Mexican tastes kinda bland now. Rip burritos...

Can any mexibro give me any good mexico cook-fus or recipes for stuff like chilaquiles, tacos and shit?

>>73230599
Who IS he?

73230617
Gas yourself.

>>73230545
who needs taco tuesdays when you have alternative natchos as an option every day

>>73230639
I support this

>>73229071
Chewy Chicken

>>73230617
Wow, your are so refined!

Play dough went out of business fyi

>>73230715
chicanos did this

>>73230369
Something about the girl on the right rubs me the wrong way. Perhaps it's the somewhat-complacent look on her face, she seems stuck up and it's a bit intimidating. She seems higher class, but the girl on the left seems nicer in her picture. Perhaps more slutty, but likely easier to talk to. If she wore something nicer I'd give her a higher rating by ~2pts. than the girl on the right.

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>>73230617
>liking mexico city food

Yes i do like my food condimented with shit and smog, why?

>>73230649
taiwan when will you into full recognised independence and UN member?

>>73230715
Looked it up, couldn't find anything about it.

>>73230715
crying right now RIP childhood omg nostalgia all 90's kids will cry at this

>>73230617
Carne en su jugo (meat in your juice) is pretty good, easy and fast to make

I thought mulatto was explicitly a word for european + african

>>73230763
mu·lat·to
m(y)o͝oˈlädō/
datedoffensive
noun
a person of mixed white and black ancestry, especially a person with one white and one black parent.

>>73230737

The touch of food poisoning was icing on the cake

>>73230741
After the Sino-American War.

>>73230168
Isnt drinking decafinated espresso like drinking alcohol free beer?

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im hungry

Thank god there are no taylorfags here

>>73230302
>coffee
>food

I thought the "American education" thing was just a meme

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>>coffee
>>food

>I thought the "American education" thing was just a meme

>>73230893
>not drinking food and eating water
Canadians everybody

>>73230419
You still didn't tell me about why I should kill myself.

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You know... young rich niggas... we ain't never had any old money...

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>Thank god there are no taylorfags here

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>>73230568
That's a pretty spicy meme my dude

anyone else disappointed they remoced bannon from the natty sec council

Around how many Mexicans post in /cum/ excluding that cara-posting fag?

Rate my Drumpf impression

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sscaowHrv4

ok guys im back sorry if you missed me

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>>73231040
Do I count?

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need a brit bunny gf lads

>>73231058
eehhh

>>73231040
About tree fiddy

>>73231050
very good mister president

>>73231081
its ok conneticut i still like you

>>73231076
Mmmmmmm British grills

>>73231092
I like you too

>>73231082
I see

>>73231040
Only one mexican exists in this world, basically all mexican flags are samefagging

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>Mmmmmmm British grills

am i the only one who pronounces board names as slash board name

>>73231114
I'm the only mexican in this world

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>am i the only one who pronounces board names as slash board name

I don't mind mexicans

>>73231161
Are you me?

>had a to spend $1500 at the hospital because I got lockjaw from eating a huge burger
were the euros right about us?

I pronounce OP as in the sniper from Counter Strike

>>73231154
No, everybody with autism does that

Really tantalized at the idea of learning Chinese desu

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>Mexican tacos are wholly inferior to Tex-Mex tacos

>>73231174
Nope, I am me, pretty sure I am samefagging the thread for my own (you)s

>>73231200
t. Ping

>>73231207
disgusting

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Sup lads, I'm new in here.

I hope I can meet you all so we can have a great time together.

HA HA HA HA.

>>73231200
If you can handle memorizing hundreds of little moonrunes, chinese is actually pretty easy, grammatically.

>angry Mexican can't accept the truth about tacos

When is the "Mid-Atlantic" meme going to die?

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>>73231232
I agree, my Mexican friend.

>>73231255
there are worse things in the world

>>73231258
Delete this image right fucking now.

>>73231232
Welcome noob

Lurk a bit before posting

>>73231263
Nico deserves abuse.

>>73231262
No there aren't

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>>73231232
Please take me back, I'm tired of Gringolandia, but my family has been here for 3 generations already.

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Aw shit, guys. I think Van Jones may be right about Susan Rice and Bill O' Riley.
Also;
>Pres. sayd that he changed his mind on Başar al-Assad
Military action against our guys?
>Bannon getting the boot from the in–crowd by request/demand of Gen. McMaster without resistance from Trump
>Trump and Merkel agreed to co-operate on Ukraine

«The President of the United States Donald trump in a telephone conversation with German Chancellor Angela Merkel discussed the conflict in Eastern Ukraine. About it reports a press-service of the White house.

NEW: White House provides readout of Pres. Trump's call with Chancellor Merkel; topics included Ukraine, United Arab Emirates. pic.twitter.com/Zrr1QUrlFa
— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) 5 April 2017 g.

In the release notes, the two leaders also discussed the situation in Afghanistan and a number of other issues, representing mutual interest. Trump and Merkel agreed that they would co-operate and co-ordinate their actions.»
— They agreed to remain in close contact, — stated in the message.
The Establishment is taking-back the place that it held at the core of the American Federal State's structure before Obama's departure?!

>>73231306
who

thanks me too

>>73231258
dumb nicoposter

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What a wonderful world

Hahaha can I just get a cup of ice water

Sure just pull up to the first window

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1kwdrEek50

>tfw you finally understand the lyrics

>>73231300
Stand your ground soldier, we need you to make a couple of babies in order for you to complete the mission

>>73231337
>white people

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>No.73230599

>>73231353
>Cette video n'est pas disponible.

:(

>>73231337
You can't expect having cummings as a last name and not get molested

>>73231383
What you say

>>73231393
The video is not available.

>>73231399
Excusez-moi?

my phone battery is starting to go, charge it 100% and it does at 35% a few hours later

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>>73231366
No puedo mas con estos pinches gringos cornudos. Los odio todos.

>>73231406
This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't enslaved their ancestors

>>73231422
I CAN'T LOOK AT THE FUCKING VIDEO, JIM-BOB

>>73229947
Wasteful and shit coffee. Our quest for "convenience" has no end

Honestly do we need fifty fucking states? Might need to trim the fat a little or make a few of the square ones agree to unite. This is all gettng out of hand.

>>73231314
the black Democrat who's on CNN and worked for Obama.

>>73231425
such is the life of an Android cuck

>>73231449
Que

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gonna go play egg mania at a bud's house
see yall next time
>>73231425
make sure it's never charging overnight or for an unnecessary period of time. that's how I screwed my ipod touch battery up.

>>73231426
Why? I'd expect third gen immigrants to assimilate well, what state are you from?

>>73230016
Get a hand pour maker of some kind. Few moving parts, good coffee, and will last a long time

>>73231425
Maybe you got too many apps running in the background? Check your battery usage in the options menu.
>>73231464
Apple has the same issues shill
>>73231475
Case in point

>>73229947
They're great.
Granny bought me one a few years ago.
Use it almost every day.

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is this guy really a /cum/ster?

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the bf

>>73231353
>"Travis Scott - Goosebumps ..." This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by SME.

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Why wouldn't you just use a re-usable K-cup

>>73231479
Texas.
I've lived in a majority hispanic cities/neighborhoods my entire life, but I still had to interact with these cucks every day for school and now work. I unironically hate all white people now.

>>73231541
If he was he would accept my friend request on Facebook

>>73231556
doesn't this defeat the purpose?

just brew some coffee at that point

Jesus H. Christ just use a pour-over or a french press you lazy shits

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>>73231541
Yeah, that's me.

>>73231573
>just brew some coffee at that point
But that's exactly the purpose you nitwit

>hanging out with good friend
>"did you see dave chapelle's new stand up?"
>yeah those were great
>"yeah they were good but I didn't like his trans jokes"

Then they suggested we watch the new Louis CK special.


WEW

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>I just got another 100% in a math exam

>>73231584
but it's a pseudo-brewing process, a SCHOCESS, if you will

about to poo

Too many Californians ITT

>>73231622
send pics

I want see them die

>>73231594
>"yeah they were good but I didn't like his trans jokes"
what kind of person says this

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i have asthma buds

>>73231300
>>73231426
I need source on those cucky comic cartoons.
>>73231594
>>hanging out with good friend
>>they
did I miss a line when more joined in?

>>73231637
this

>>73231657
that's fine

this is fine

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Alizee tbqh buds

>>73231657
oh

are you lads circumcised?

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>>73231641

>>73231657
which end do you suck on

why are brits so obsessed with american dicks?

>>73231693
no

>>73231695
Did they make the South Vietnamese flag from this

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>>73231695

>>73231708
They want to give us the succ

there are some /b/s that will delete your thread
fuckin cucks

>>73231708
just heard they've had a little bit lopped off for good measure
is this true?

>>73231651
I was hanging out with my friend (female) and her boyfriend. I honestly didn't even remember the joke because it was such a passing joke but apparently they didn't like it.

It's a bummer, she was always pretty cool and not super PC either but ever since this election she's been skewing tot he left. She even invited me to join her and her boyfriend to go to protests after election day. I said no of course because I unironically voted for Trump.

>>73231664
I said they because my friend is a female and I know when you post about talking to a female. Well a female and her boyfriend.

Open your heart
let the sunshine in

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>>73231406
why would you post this you fucking autist

>>73231730
Yes.

>>73231657
you'll outgrow it

i really like girls

like really even like them even

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>>73231737
okay I will

>>73231737
[sunshine intensifies]

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I REALLY want a 5/10 gf my buds

>>73231773
why do you like girls? do you like them because they are cute and/or they make your peepee feel good?

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>>73231772
what do you mean
>>73231705
your fat cock

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“Hi, my name is Bill O' Reilly. Allow me to reveal my pot o' gold to thee, slovenly wench.”

HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT
HE LIKES GIRLS
I BET HE DREAMS ABOUT KISSING THEM TOO
LMAO

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turned on NPR this week
>a punk band member who is trans now is on talking about how unaccepted he was by the punk community and how he was an anarchist
>the host kept calling him a her
>played his terrible tracks

>>73231798
>this is a 5/10 in yankistan

>>73231803
pls no

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>He likes girls

>>73231803
Are you the mulatto?

>>73231819
vapeman posting is illegal watch out for the ban

>>73231802
yes and yes

>>73231798
her face is a 3 but that body is a 10, bless

>>73231563
Well, not trying to defend them or anything but most of the cities close to the border have fat walmart americans that are mostly rude, but texas is pretty dope once you get to austin or houston

I know Im not gay because I can't stand being near guys for too long. They smell horrid like sour milk

>>73231854
I know I'm not gay because I have never wanted to suck a dick

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>>73231829
yeh

>>73231854
personally, i shower, but i agree with your statement

I know I'm not gay because I enjoy sexual intercourse with members of the female gender.
>>73231878
Your skin is really light for someone who's half black. I expected you to be more Arab looking.

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>>73231872

>>73231604
So what?