/brit/

Wish some Paki would randomly kill me in the name of Islam for a few reasons.

1) I wouldn't have to live any more.

2) Rorkes would use it as an excuse for more Rorkishness.

3) Always wondered if you instantly lose consciousness if you have your head cut off.

Does Michael Curryworth sound like a made up name, lads?

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ah yes autism

lads
Why are Americans so obsessed about el GANJA?

I've never heard one brit push for weed legalisation and near everyone I know has smoked it. Most smoke it consistently.

Why isn't there a push for legalisation here?

bring back /birt/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VFtBq5KZT8

zuid afrikaanse tune

cheshire is either from kashmir or punjab, can't quite pin it down

>>73226136
>3) Always wondered if you instantly lose consciousness if you have your head cut off.
nah i dont think so theyre doing a head transplant in italy soon iirc

>>>>73226031
>Girl kisses you
>Adds you on facebook
>You do nothing
Lmao, fucking runt. You deserve to be alone.

>>73226165
DUDE

>>73226165
le kush le smokeit xD 420 duuuuude so blazed man xDDDDDD legaliseit

yanks are insufferable. just get some dodgy ket like the rest of us

>>73226188
FONT

Christ that Pepsi ad could literally be satire. I was half expecting Chris Morris to appear and say something like "Pepsi. Drink us or you're twats"

>>73226165
because it's already easy to get and you'd have to be some sort of drooling retard to get caught so whats the point

>>73226165
war on drugs
in most first world countries if you get caught with a bit of weed you get a slap on the wrist
in the usa you get thrown into a private prison

>>73226165
their prison system is much harsher than our own. If you sell weed there theres a serious chance you will be locked up

>>73226165
middle-aged, middle-class people here smoke weed

What music do you like to listen to when falling asleep?

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This guy slaps your gf on the arse, what do you do?

>>73226165
Legalization is more of a safety issue, no point in doing it if the country is already safe as a whole.

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>>73226114
STOP MAKING /BRIT/ THREADS

>>73226165
Because it's functionally decriminalised here

>>73226232
You literally elected a PM based on weed.

Am I to presume that the punishment is equally severe in Canada?

Why does the King of Jordan speak English with a British accent?

>>73226251
I HAVE NO PORT BUT I MUST EXPORT

>>73226245
grindcore

>>73226165
>go to amsterdam
>every coffee shop is absolutely filled to the fucking brim with chavy brits
>all of them are high as fuck and look like zombies (pale, fucked up teeth, red, dead eyes)

Yeah brits arent obsessed with weed at all mate! they just travel to amsterdam to fill up coffee shops because the environment is nice!

>>73226245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIYLbf-qHfY

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rate the fit lads

1/2

Btw not only did I talk to some random grils in the airport, I also had my first wank at some normal porn today!

Am I slowly getting towards the sheeps' path?

>>73226275
half english

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Wtf i love America now

>>73226165
its loosely enforced so theres not much reason for a strong legalisation movement. americans have a 3 strike rule to worry about

>>73226303
whats the plan tonight lad? hitting the frats again?

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>>73226288

>>73226303
brewed in toronto so they can call it imported. guinness pulls the same stunt.

>>73226275
Probably educated there/ studied there
Just like many members of government of prominent figures in the Middle East

>>73226267
nah, we're just so close to legalization that we want to seal the deal
also the weed platform is a meme, it wasn't responsible for getting JT elected

>>73226165
We consume it at a higher rate than anybody else and we have no drinking culture.

>Why isn't there a push for it here
Isn't your government actively finding new "legal highs" to criminalise all the time?

>>73226320
its loosely enforced, decriminalized, or legal in the majority of our country.

>>73226361
Yes, but I for one love the nanny state.

>>73226173
I've already said that I'm Asian, Sherlock.

>>73226370
but the DEA is still within their rights to push your shit in for having more than a few grams

>>73226251
you can get fucked, synthwavelad is the answer to the danelad cancer that was destroying your country's reputation on /brit/
>>73226279
love you m8, also love that cheeky little i have no mouth but i must scream reference you cheeky little bugger

>>73226361
>Isn't your government actively finding new "legal highs" to criminalise all the time?
yeah hopefully
legal highs are bait as fuck and you can buy them in shops haha

>>73226361
no, they did the opposite. They banned everything and then went through and found the things they thought didn't need to be banned lmao

>>73226245
William Basinski

>>73226403
Yeah sounds dodgy as fuck desu

and it's no nay never
no nay never no more
will i play the wild rover
no never no more

>>73226398
can't tell if you're winding me up now

>>73226293
thought you were joking, but you're rigth

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Muna_al-Hussein

>>73226245
BvB

>>73226448
yeah i don't really mind it, would prefer people to get real drugs if they want them or no drugs if they cba

basically all that legalization will entail in canada is giving every adult the privileges of a green card and telling the police to stop raiding dispensaries that are already all over the place

we're that close

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>>73226165
>near everyone I know has smoked it. Most smoke it consistently.
utterly fucking degenerate

>>73226165
I've never smoked weed in my life.

>>73226245
not music, asmr

>>73226245
I listen to whale sounds and computer typing asmr

>>73226507
>>73226512
What is asmr?

>>73226245
Synthwave

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>miss me yet?

>>73226499
what do you want?

a blowjob?

Business idea: start a charity walk where only terminally ill or incredibly old people can participate, call it 'The Walking Dead'

>>73226525
anal sex massively rough

>>73226491

haven't you ever smoked weed?

>>73226532
No, the thought of oral sex disgusts me.

thinking back to when I used to bait him with the puppet flag pictures. hmmm

>>73226531
"Why should I do all the hard shit?"

Ahh yes.
Our hero.

>>73226535
LOL
x

Is it fedora to smoke with a fag holder?

absolutely hate weed, makes me have a panic attack every time
quite jealous of people who can smoke it and just feel relaxed and happy

>>73226525
Soft sounds to stimulate your brain

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>No, the thought of oral sex disgusts me.

i have transcended worldly pleasures and meditate for 12 hours a day in /brit/ threads

>>73226525
just sounds that make you relax, people whispering and stuff
pretty autistic but prettaayyy prettay good

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>Business idea: start a charity walk where only terminally ill or incredibly old people can participate, call it 'The Walking Dead'

>>73226550

not very open minded are you? perhaps smoking a bit of so-called "weed" would change that...

>>73226568
yeah a bit. Do hate the way fags make my fingers smell though.

>>73226572
tried smoking weed while playing battlefield 1

couldn't stop thinking about how horrifying trench warfare must have been

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>Is it fedora to smoke with a fag holder?

>>73226572
different strains can have different effects on different people

What's goin' on 'ere? This is supposed to be a high class bureau de change, not some two-bit Punch and Judy show on the seafront at Margate.

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>>73226550
I think we all know who's behind this post.

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Howling

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having a crywank to lewd memories of my only ever gf

>>73226544
nope

>>73226626
strains are a meme in the UK
it's just weed here

>>73226631
Nah, he is more socially successful than I am.

dont know what it is that I lack that makes me seemingly incapable of living a normal social life

Javert did nothing wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urxk4mveLCw

>>73226525

some new fetish

A girl had ovary cancer and she was terminally going to die. so she was going to have ovary implants surgery. When the day was that she was having her surgery she said goodbye to her family and told her boyfriend she loved him. She came out of the surgery and had no cancer because she was cured. She saw her family then asked where her boyfriend was and her mom said wait didn't the doctor tell you who donated the ovaries? like if you love your boyfriend

>>73226611
I know and it reduces yellowing. Plus I haven't been smoking long and occasionally a bit will still irritate

>>73226620
Actually made a bet with a friend that an Aussie would do a hatpost. Thanks, you just won me a fiver

>>73226645
>my only ever gf
FONT

literally everyone i know that smokes weed is lazier than the people that dont

I get that it relaxes you, and you do it when you don't have other things to do, but it fucking makes you lazy, full stop.

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Is suicide the cowards way out? Is it selfish?

Do either of those things even matter once you're dead?

>>73226652
grim
you can at least choose between indica and sativa i hope?

>>73226652
It's a meme everywhere
Who gives a fuck

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>dont know what it is that I lack that makes me seemingly incapable of living a normal social life

>>73226662
Probably looks? Good looks= confidence so here you go

Ruri Saijo is so hot. Best jav star

come back chesh

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Just copped
What do you lads think?

got econometrics test tomorrow and ive done fuck all

wait what happened to cheshire?

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>low quality fedora3.png

>>73226679
I have set out a number of red lines for my life goals, if I reach one of the red lines without having achieved it then I will kill myself. That is my plan for life anyway.

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>Actually made a bet with a friend that an Aussie would do a hatpost. Thanks, you just won me a fiver

>>73226693
there is good weed, and bad weed
the rest is fedora, literally anywhere
like the yank said

>>73226675
is there no respite for the failed normie?

>>73226334
Probably shagging bare birds out at the bars again lads then smoking a full pack of $5 cigarettes

>>73226679
no, no,

no

>>73226679
Does anything matter?
>inb4 nihilist
>inb4 someone posts it to MAKE FUN OF ME

>>73226724
bailiffs

>>73226731
Is that pic you Zhang? It's got slant eyes

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goodnight /brit/

>>73226679
Most people commit suicide for serious reasons. Disgraceful to call them "cowards" imo.

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>>73226695
this
this is the guy

>>73226617
did a howl at this
>>73226626
as the other lad said all we have in the uk is "weed", skunk technically as all of it is grown under UV lights. I've heard hash is less severe and i might try that in future though

>>73226679

yes

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>hey brooooo this indica is way fucking different than this sativa broooo

>like one totally fucks up your mind and lets you chill, while the other one lets you chill and you feel it in your body hahahaha

f>uck yeahhhh dude they both make you relax and chill though.
>oh dude and music sounds hella nice on it

>idk im a lover, not a fighter.

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>Is that pic you Zhang? It's got slant eyes

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>Does anything matter?

>>73226789
>>73226813
stay safe

>>73226693
>indica and sativa
literally memes, theyre all the same

>>73226679
no but it is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. I am severely depressed as diagnosed by a doctor and suicide just doesn't make sense to me. If you have a shit car you don't just burn the car out.
>is it selfish
I think yes.
>Do either of those things matter once you're dead
yes

>>73226785
haha good post

>>73226770

not cowards but a lot of people who commit suicide, statistically speaking, have a low IQ

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>not cowards but a lot of people who commit suicide, statistically speaking, have a low IQ

>>73226785
>f>uck
embarrassing

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-party-ken-livingstone-latest-jeremy-corbyn-nazi-zionist-comments-jews-israel-palestine-a7668326.html

oyyyyyyyy veyyyyyyy

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the gf(male)

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>-d-d-donald you have to give us a d-d-deal! Im b-being really s-s-serious this time!

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>>not cowards but a lot of people who commit suicide, statistically speaking, have a low IQ

>>73226841
Suicidal people are actually concentrated at the extremes, smart people and stupid people have a tendency to kill themselves. Average people don't.

should i take a modafinil tablet, lads

>start only wanking on Friday nights if it looks like I'm not going out/potentially gonna have sex(always, haven't had sex for the last year)
>Lose interest in porn and don't watch porn at all now

Hmmm

>>73226729
this seems poorly thought out. more like an excuse than a motivator

>>73226894
not at this hour lad

>>73226875
donald t____?

>>73226860
>>73226881
>samefag hatposting one quote
woah, i cant keep up with the latest innovations in Aussie shiteposting

JANNY GET IN HERE YA FUCKIN CUNT

>>73226906
It is just fueled by self-loathing.

>>73226898
good that you don't watch porn, but wanking is normal. If you're not wanking at all it might be a sign of low test. Do you exercise? it could get some more test in your system x

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>>73226886

> smart people have a tendency to kill themselves

not so smart now, are they?

>>73226911
BLROMBF

>>73226894
Genuinely grim, literally just makes me want to shit

donald dusck

>>73226910
i've already taken a few ritalin, shan't be sleeping for a while anyway. Modafinil hasn't really had an effect on me before and i want to see if it alters the ritalin effect

Just had some "Bob Marley Blaze-it" strain of the Sativa variety. Vastly different then the "Tangerine Dream" of the Indica variety. I specifically requested it from the Pakistani fellow that I buy it from in the Wetherspoons toilets.

>>73226829
indica vs. sativa is pretty significant
indica gets you stoned
sativa gets you high

Does swallowing another man's semen increase your test?

>>73226862
hahaha dude i was high as fuck.... [8]

Australians are destroying this thread

>black people are incredibly social
hahahaha
>always joking around
>putting a smile on people's faces
not like the white manz whose always dour and uptight, lmao whitey tryna get some puss he tell a bitch "hello miss, would you like to abscond with me for dinner and pleasantries in my hotel suite?", bitch give him that stank face cuz he so wack. Nigga comes up, "aye bitch lemme holla achyou" bitch be like

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the yanks

>>73226970
only if consumed via the anus

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> indica gets you stoned
> sativa gets you high

hmm...

Do you know what a tyranical, authoratarian, fascist looks like?

He goes by the name of Donald T

>>73226927
Yeah I do exercise. Tbh I don't look like I lift at all but I'm quite strong (deadlift 230kg, squat 175) and im 6'0 84kg.

But I was just on /gif/ and didn't even get a boner.

Not wanking makes my voice deeper which I like. But maybe I should wank more.

>>73226911
donald, This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word – I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey, Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins
"In the Air of the Night" about that guy who could've saved that other guy from drownin'
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is
You could've rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I loved you, Slim, we could've been together – think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep
And you dream about it
And when you dream
I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you
And you can't breathe without me
See, Slim--shut up, bitch! I'm tryin' to talk
Hey, Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see, I ain't like you
‘Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more
And then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

Watching match of the day with the bf x

>>73226970
Duh, it's like double the man

>indica gets you stoned
>sativa gets you high
wdhmbt?

>>73226996
Donald Trump?

>>73226999
lies, gays don't like football

>>73226988
Don't like the feeling of being anally penetrated by a hard prick though.

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>the irish are still butthurt about a little yank banter

sort yourselves out ffs

>>73226996
Donald Elephant Tusk?

>weed smokers
FOB
*sparks up a fat spliff of soap bar*

>>73227032
>gays don't like seeing hot sweaty men charging after a ball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w1rTnWUGj4

what the fuck was her problem?

read my first book lads
only 120 pages and it took me a week

>>73227025
DON'T SAY HIS NAME

>being a weed pleb
smdh, everybody i've smoked with here has a good idea of what strains they have and dealers often have menus

>>73226989
>>73227021
stoned = relaxed
high = excited
of course weed isn't necessarily just one or the other, different strains can have different ratios

>>73226997
mirin those lifts
yeah maybe up your wank dosage, but don't do it to porn

>>73227047
?
>>73227025
?
>>73226998
?
>>73226996
?

>>73227066
gays tend to like rugby, if they like sport at all

>The French invented the myth of their own liberation

French resistance is a complete fabrication

>>73227042
*holds you down and forcibly dry-fucks your arsehole*

>>73227093
Quality post

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I'm consumed by loneliness. I long to be loved.

once tried prostate masturbation
managed to cum but i don't understand the hype, the whole time i felt like i was about to poo myself even though i had no poo in me

>tfw can't even squat body weight below parrallel
just fuck my wife

here dealers just look up the most popular strains on leafly and then say thats what they've got

>>73227090
Cheers

Just wish I actually looked big. No one believes me when they ask how much ai lift and I tell them.

Gonna try to have a wank now

how do you get the ex-gf to knock it off?

>>73227129
I know this feel.

>>73227149
font foy

>>73227133
don't worry about it lad, if you're progressing then you shouldnt be sad about it.

>>73227139
Ahhh yes, the North

>>73226834
>suicide just doesn't make sense to me
it didnt to me either but as ive grown older it's become more understandable. I used to think if there one thing I won't do in life it'll be end it, even if im rock bottom you can only go up (btw im not/never been suicidal or diagnosed as depressed, im perfectly content with life)
>>Do either of those things matter once you're dead
>yes
but there's just absolute nothingness once you're dead. yes you can think about how sad your family will be, but does that really matter? I mean you simply don't exist you can never experience anything again. and they'll eventually move forward live their lives out
of course I agree with the poster that often it's permanent solution temporary problem, but get sometimes experiencing nothing may be better than experiencing just the worst distress to you in a situation

just my thoughts, been thinking about stuff like that recently

mongs

>>73227108
ow
ow
ow stop hey
ow
owie

>>73227087

you know that's probably just a marketing tactic and he doesn't actually know unless he grew the weed himself, right? when i still smoked weed i had a dealer like that but dropped him immediately because he was probs full of shit, and the prices were lower elsewhere.

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>>73227094
turkish oil wrestling is pretty fun for gays to watch and it's an actual sport mind you

>lifting

irrefutable sign of a runt

>>73227129
Caaaaan
Anybodyyyyy

howling at the idea of some gchq agent assigned to trawling 4chan for rorkist extremism and seeing posts like >>73227130 and >>73226970

cheshire

>>73227226
is an ugly cunt

>>73227197
T*rks really are just completely fucking detestable

annoying, slimy, arrogant, benders, smelly and ugly

>>73227226
cheshite

>>73227197
what is going on here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0w0Vn4q1Q

When I was sixteen, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to be a hundred. Now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end, really, or what hand will guide us there. A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that man can also move himself, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever you are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be kings or men of power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

runtshire

>>73227168
haha i've never been able to do it
i'm working on it though just have runt bow legs/whatever the other one is
outer quads stop about 3 inches above my knee

>>73227226
is a qt and i wish he was my bf x

for example, the shatter i have right now is a high THC pure indica, amazing stuff, lasts for hours and is sedative without being too debilitating

>>73227188
medically sourced lad

>>73227237
Calm down sargon

cheshire? more like cheshdire

lmao!

>>73227176
>does that really matter?
yeah, absolutely. You could make the same argument about a million things in your life, "i'll never see the consequences so does it really matter". To kill yourself, you've made a concious decision which will absolutely destroy your family and those who care about you. Whether or not you're about to see the consequences doesn't matter imo

>>73227270
You're not at a wine tasting, you're getting stoned in your underpants

Utter fucking mong

>>73227270
>high thc pure indica
the literal only possible remotely plausible difference is the thc:cbd ratio
high thc indica is bullshit

>>73227270
mate im going to be honest i literally dont care

>>73227273
quadroon of cuckkad probably likes turks

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>tfw everyone is being mean about your county just because of some redditflag user

>>73227270
howling at you

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>>73227237
well
>>73227241
t*rkish oil wrestling
no homo of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzx0HTCuydg

who here /soapbar/?

Is it even possible for one person to fully understand all the events of World War 2

How do people have the spare time to spend hours fucked out of their mind on drugs?

>>73227309
hey chesh :3

>>73227309
what, the uk? or somewhere else?

>>73227321
Not really

>>73227316
i meant why on earth are they wanking each other off on the field

Fucking despise Canadians
That was the worst post in the history of posts

>>73227321

I think Anthony Beevor is closest anyone will get.

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> listen dog.... haha indica vs. sativa is pretty significant like a whole nother stratosphere maaan

>indica you see, it just gets you stoned, like chilling and hanging and relaxing hahah maybe watching an epi of rick and morty lol, maybe listening to some chill music

>sativa bro, this shit gets you fucking high. like you'll be awake and excited and stuff haha maybe some more upbeat shit like house or something idk whatever you're feeling haha

>>73227321
people do PhDs on like one week
probably not desu

>>73227309
Greater London

>>73226499
You should. It takes your mind off things, but don't smoke while stressed, you will lose your ego for a bit

>>73227338
He said county not country

>>73227358
I'm always stressed.

>used to love smoking weed
>now it just makes me anxious
wahhhh

>He has still not converted to the One True Orthodox Church

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noetoc2W4Pc

>>73227321
Not down to every skirmish, no.

>>73227351
I find Beevor a bit lightweight if I'm honest.

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>>73227343
because they are slippery as eels and the inside of their pants is the sole way of them to get a grip. bit of willy fondling doesn't kill anyone, however

>>73227280

I think in a lot of cases they think the family would be better off without the so-called "victim" because they're such a burden, which is probably true in some cases but most families would be devastated.

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>>73227184

>>73227280
I do agree it can be selfish, I guess I was wondering if it really matters if it's selfish?

anyway, I've not been in the situation and I hope I never am, I'm just trying to empathise with someone who is at a point where taking their own life is an option.

>>73227270
this is the worst post in the history of posts

WELL

IMAJOIN

MOI

SUPOIZE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1GQehNcZZw

the two best reasons to smoke weed are that it makes music and wanking better

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>>73227404

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>>73226114
Is there a better app to make friends on than omegle? Hello Talk is okay but it's mainly japanese people not saying very much

>>73227289
>>73227301
>>73227313
my weed is better than yours

>>73227296
sativa vs. indica has nothing to do with thc concentration

>>73227382
>tfw live in the anglican termite colony
>tfw no beautiful aesthetic religious history to your country
>tfw all the churches are shitty little stone and flint shithouses

>>73227321
Nah. Even people like Kershaw only know small parts of it. It encompasses too much

weed makes you lazy
it's fun for a bit, now i just feel guilty on all the stuff i'm not doing whenever i'm stoned
stopped a while back, don't really miss it

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Really wish I had a bf lads

why is Wales so comfy?

>>73227419
cucknadian weed is shit

>>73227397
nah, i can't imagine that being the case. Like if your mum was ill or something but there was every chance she would pull through, having her die would be the devastating

>>73227439
same

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weed you say?

weed just makes you feel drunk but the sleepy/nonresponsive sort of drunk which is rubbish

>>73227439
>tfw new first bf and he's well decent in every way except he uses his teeth while blowing
literally the only rule to blows

>>73227439
are you a girl or nah

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>>73227441
it's green, spacious and there's not many foreigners

>>73227376
About what doe blud

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>>73227455
glad somebody understands

>>73227439
>>73227454
please be girls because i need a gf

>>73227466
fuck sake

>>73227483
Everything, I am a very anxious person.

>>73227419
ummm... yes it does? that's literally why they're different

>my weed is better than yours
woah dude... totally radical ha

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Stop doing drugs.

Stop smoking.

Stop drinking alcohol.

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>>73227396
i thought turkey was islamic

>>73227503
Chill out loooool

>ywn argue about the north with cheshire in person

why live

>>73227510
Alcohol is Germanic though. Literally the purest white thing you can do is drink Buckfast.

>>73227451

obviously, i'm just saying that's probably how some depressed suicidal runts feel.

xans>weed

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tfw nuclear engineering major

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>>73227511
torkey despises faggots, you'r point?

>>73227510
>Stop doing drugs.
>Stop smoking.
no :^)

>>73227499
>>73227470
I'm whatever you want me to be ;)

>>73227510

Stop browsing 4chan.

>>73227507
weed has so many more components than just thc and cbd
indica/sativa ratio is pretty unrelated to thc and cbd concentrations

>>73227528
oh yeah probably, felt like that when i was a little kid haha

>>73227517
I don't care about the North, you're right: it's shit.

Doing a poo and there was a giant spider in the corner. Looked away for 3 seconds and its gone. This may be my last message

>>73227584
wrong again

you lads ever considered the fact that you might be attracted to men but are heavily repressing it?

Wait is service charge the tip? You don't have to pay it?

>>73227587
spiders are bro tier

>>73227534

don't get addicted la x

literally been to buckfast abbey lads
my ends-ish
did my nativity play at the hall there a fair few years back
ama

>>73227618
>russia today
>leftist
hmmmmmmm

>>73227510
this tbqh

>>73227526
Alcohol is degenerate. Should be banned.

Also milk is more white.

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>>73227545
th-this is a bit fucking gay innit?

>>73227620
yeah stopped it a while back, had work to do and they're literally stupid pills

>>73227629
It has loads of leftists on
Used to watch some them quite regularly

>>73227618
why the is RT on there? it's not lefty pseudo-intellectual shit

>>73227596
no im not attracted to blokes
but i dont like conversing with or being around females socially so in that sense i would prefer to be gay

>>73227596

no h-haha

>>73227534
>extremely addictive drug > less addictive drug
ah yes

scafell pike

>>73227636
>Every white civilisation has brewed alcohol right from the Stone Age
>HURR degeneracy

I'd like to see your logic

>>73227596

sometimes yeah

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>>73227614
thoughts on my post

RT is literally - LITERALLY - Russian propaganda.

>>73226303
tried their original flavor and it tastes like homeless people beer with fake orange flavor sprinkled in


is this better?

anyone done 3peaks lads?

Girls want equality but are still shocked when you want to split the bill

>>73227618
my dad starter pack haha

>>73227664
>Every civilisation has brewed alcohol right from the Stone Age
ftfy

>>73227648
RT has loads of leftists

cheshire is a nice place

>>73227667
like a 3/10 or 4/10. very boring, pretentious, uninteresting

>>73227671
My dad

>>73227668
nah bro it's pretty based they tell the truth and don't afraid of NATO

What footy team does Cheshire flag poster play for?

>>73227671
My Mum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar9qA3WJInk
>ywn comfort winona and tell her she's pretty enough

>>73227716
sunderland

>>73227676

I'll start paying the bill when I'm paid the same as a man for the same job.

>>73227676
I went on a date with a girl once and I offered to pay the bill and then she insisted on paying the whole bill.

>>73227691
It's ok

>>73227704
sounds like a fucking top bloke

>>73227717
sounds like a fucking top lass

>>73227664
it's disgusting and rots the mind

>>73227618
the one that got me to laugh was the young turks

>>73227596
I watch gay stuff very very rarely, trap stuff sometimes on /gif/ and normal stuff the majority

I used to think I had gay tendencies but just the thought of thick hairy man arse just puts me off, much like a story I read one about a confused guy out for the first time or whatever and a whiff of man musk on the dance floor in the dark, a bloke on his neck, was like an epiphany for him, a wake up call and he was like nah fuck this

homo is a spectrum, like most things