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Future funk edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BSJAAo1uNY
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Fuck Drumpf
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wtf i cant believe that drumpf is deporting undocumented americans.....
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>I didn't vote for Trump
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I have 336 files in my bery pink folder and counting
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>>73225244

macross is a drug addict amerindian looking dumbass.

t. have the displeasure of knowing him.
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>>73225238
>>73225231
>>73225207
Remove white and add country/state of heritage to be more interesting, and look at your mothers/fathers side of the family
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>ICE breaking down door
>try to get documented before it falls
>Paperclip office assistant gets in the way of the .docx
ugh
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I can't believe there are people here who dont remember the first post they saw on 4chan
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>>73225309
Dump pls
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>>73225244
Future funk is fucking god-tier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrZOwY04YPs
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>>73225332
That's me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc
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>>73225332
It was probably some dumb advice dog image macro on /b/, who cares?
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>>73225365
>>73225244
What is future funk? Is it the new vaporwave?
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How old are you nerds?
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>>73225425
>2015 was 21 years ago
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Who was in the wrong here?
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>I voted
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>>73225425
>being a newfag on post-2010 /b/
Can't think of anything worse to be.
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>>73225200
I tell girls I have Polish heritage and then ask them if they want to try my kielbasa.
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>>73225439
It's like a much more fast paced vaporwave. It's made by remixing 70's/80's disco or funk music.
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>>73225461
I'm 57 years old.
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>imports thousands of spics into already blue states and lowers the quality of life in the process
This will surely help up win the election despite the popular vote not mattering.
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>I don't vote
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white power.
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>>73225461
Just turned 18 right now this very second
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>>73225461
42
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opened up my backpack and found the apple that's been there since 2014
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>>73225557
So you weren't 18 when you posted two minutes ago?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>73225461
Will be 19 in 4 months
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>>73225461
celebrating my 29th birthday for the 10th time
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>>73225584
>lost my phone a couple of years ago after its battery died
>found it in my backpack a month later
Epic
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>>73225544
this
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>>73225656
>>73225544
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deja vu
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I hate KKKrackers
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hitler was cool
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I have never seen such an awful collection of shitposts.

What would you guys do without me.
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Hello guys I need your help. I'm listening to these lyrics:

Coolin on the scene like a horse in a stable
A brother got ill and tried to snatch a fat cable
I stepped back, like it wasn't no thing
I Punched him in the jaw with the fat gold ring
I had an ace in the hole when it came to that
Yo Z you was packin? You know was strapped
Posse kept rollin it was hard to get with 'em
So I stepped back, and unbuttoned my Lee denim
They kept coming, just like I figured
So I stepped back, and started sprayin niggaz
What a way to go out, out like a sucker
But I'm on track, like a Long Island train
that can head up your mission, suckers who be dissing
Always on my jock like a snake always hissing
Grabbing and tapping me like Luther Vandross
Take me to the bar for the drink and make a toast
Givin best wishes to the best MC

What the fuck is this song about? There's so much slang I can't understand half of it
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>>73225461
When I was born the Soviet Union was still around.
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let's stop talking about race
we are all one race. the north american race
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>tfw I
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It's a really nice day out today
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Holy crap Trump is meeting Xi tomorrow. Trump is going to get clobbered.
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My dick is 6.3 Inches long
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>>73225721
reminds me of this guy
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>>73225744
There is only one race, the human race
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73225775
Good post, Zhang.
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>>73225766
until you came along...
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>>73225730
I don't know, ask a black person
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future funk is life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SSV_jImO9c
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>Holy crap Trump is meeting Xi tomorrow. Trump is going to get clobbered.
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>>73225798
>>73225793
>>73225787
>>73225784
pls help
>>73225730
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>>73225793
And only white people are part of the human race.
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a girl (female) kissed me earlier :3
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>>73225798
>>73225815
I'm serious. Trump hasn't even appointed senior positions for the state department yet. He is woefully underprepared for this.
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>>73225844
Are you going to give her the fucc?
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>Sorry, I only talk to minorities
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>>73225866
Most likely.
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RELIGION
>redditor begins creeping to the edge of their seat, excess saliva production begins
IS
>the redditor is all teeth, grinning maddingly, pulling their hair out in anticipation
BAD
>the redditor ejaculates and cries tears of joy, their gleeful furor has no bounds, the redditor thrashed wildly drooling in ecstasy
SCIENCE
>just as an adrenaline dump was about to take place, the redditor begins howling madly at the word 'science' a metanym for their failed aspirations
IS
>the redditor writhes with pleasure on the floor, knowing what comes next
GOOD
>shock and awe. If the redditor is in a group (unlikely) it's pure bedlam. Horrifying laughter, bodily fluids/material everywhere the redditor may become violent in their ecstasy, some redditors endure seizures at this point
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>>73225730
just a nigger saying he assaulted/shot some people
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>>73225906
Nice desu
I'm going to try to give a blonde qt I'm talking to the fucc
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>>73225730
He was relaxing, somebody did something wrong and a fight broke out, the fight escalated into a shootout and afterwards they celebrated in a bar because the rappers side won.
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>>73225730

>Coolin on the scene like a horse in a stable
The singer is waiting in a horse stable, and he compares himself to a horse in a stable
>A brother got ill and tried to snatch a fat cable
His brother picked up an electrified wire while trying to steal some copper to make ends meet
>I stepped back, like it wasn't no thing
The rapper himself was not electrocuted, so he could step away and avoid electrocution
>I Punched him in the jaw with the fat gold ring
While his brother was convulsing violently he tried to quickly separate him from the live wire by throwing a punch
>I had an ace in the hole when it came to that
>Yo Z you was packin? You know was strapped
Calls up his friend Yoz, a central Asian eletrician, for assistance
>Posse kept rollin it was hard to get with 'em
He keeps calling people whom he thinks may be able to assist, but they are all really busy
>So I stepped back, and unbuttoned my Lee denim
He is preparing to help his brother himself
>They kept coming, just like I figured
Volts
>So I stepped back, and started sprayin niggaz
>What a way to go out, out like a sucker
He screams for help, calling out all over the street, but nobody is coming. He thinks it is the end
>But I'm on track, like a Long Island train
>that can head up your mission, suckers who be dissing
>Always on my jock like a snake always hissing
By pissing on his brother, his piss stream transferred some of the electric energy into his own body, saving his brother
>Grabbing and tapping me like Luther Vandross
>Take me to the bar for the drink and make a toast
>Givin best wishes to the best MC
He goes for a drink, exhausted from the ordeal, wishing his brother the best for his recovery in the hospital. It's going to be alright.
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My biggest secret is that I unironically listen to mostly future funk desu. I can't even talk to people about music anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S482JBoCmw
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NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA BITCH NIGGA
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>>73226029
love that song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
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>>73226029
good post
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>>73225955
Wow thanks a lot! You just made my night.

Would you do another one, if I asked kindly?
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If I have a white son I'm naming him Tyrone
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>>73226058
Thanks I typed it all by myself
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>>73226073
sure. as if I have anything more pressing to attend to.
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>>73225972
wow how ironic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJAQ1Ogng_s
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day drunk desu
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All of you

KYS.
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>tfw slowly becoming attracted to my brother
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>>73226129
Wait a second, don't you already have a girlfriend? What are you doing kissing other girls?
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>drunk posting

embarrassing 2bh
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>>73226129
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>Notice me! I'm a avatarfag!
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BEST BOL TIEM
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Unironically.

This is the worst thread we have ever had.
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>>73226159
My flag is blue while the other's is green. And he's a dirty fucking slav.
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>>73226213
build wall spic
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I destroy sodomites and anti-whites
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>>73226213
it's better than last thread which ended with bunch of white supremacism
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>>73226230
But you're both from Sacramento County. Does he not use the city flag?
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>>73225775
It's gonna go nowhere, except maybe something awkward might happen.
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>>73226268
>Does he not use the city flag?
Nope.
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>>73226097
So tell me, when you took a practice scholastic aptitude test
Did you know the answers or did you guess?
You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans
And act all over bad to jack up your sound scan
What's the matter with you?
How come you rhyme monosyllabically?
Has atrophy stricken your entire vocabulary?
Your style's like a garbage can
It's meant to be taken out on a weekly basis
Ever since you first reckoned
You been in a state of suspended animation
You invoke snuffaluffagus and australopiphecus
Me crazy, you abacus but enough about you let's talk about me
And how single-handedly
I redefined the entire science of radioastronomy
Even Nobel prize winners questioned my notions of reality
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I'm really considering to biy some chaturbate tokens. I've been obsessing over a girl.
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>>73226213
what about now?
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>>73226339
post her profile
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>>73226308
Oh. Did you ever meet? You guys live in the same city.
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>>73226356
even worst now
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>Trump starting ww3 in Syria over probably orchestrated attack

First time I've regretted voting for him.
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>>73226358
pic is u getting plowed by me
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>>73226368
>even worst now
is this southern english?
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HUGE ZIT ON MY LEFT CHEEK

SEND HELP
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*pops the zit*
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>>73226358
No. We haven't communicated very much :/
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So I've come across the term "Yankee". I noticed that some Americans call themselves "Yankee" but others find it offensive. Is it a slur?
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>>73226369
you didn't vote for him cuck
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>>73226431
Refers to Northerners here. Refers to Americans everywhere else.
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>>73226431
on par with being called a nigger
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>>73226431
I AM NOT A YANKEE THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
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>>73226426

No problem.

This city is smaller and there is an anon who also lives here but he is a douche.
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>>73226357
No I won't let you have her
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>>73226441
I actually voted for him twice. and bought the matching hat.
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>>73226274
David Loevinger: It takes months of preparations and negotiations to set up a summit where you have real deliverables and they just don’t have their team in place. They haven’t yet expressed an over-arching China policy so the risk for the new administration is you do it too quickly and it’s kind of set up more favorably to what Xi wants than to what the new president wants.
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>>73225332
My name is John and I hate every single one of you
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>>73226431
It's mostly a term for those from the North East. It's quite antiquated though.
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>>73226431
Southerners don't like being called yankees because it reminds them of northern supremacy.
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>>73226431
Yankee can mean lots of different things depending on where you're from.

Southerners consider all of the north east to be yankees, while a new englander would never call themselves a yankee because of the new york are the true yankees
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yankee doodle is gonna go to town on your butt lol
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>>73225461
24 going on 40
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>>73226431
>is it a slur
no, it's just what those of Northern culture are called, so when Southerners are called it by foreigners we get butthurt. It's like calling all Germans piefke or something.
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>>73226452
>>73226459
>>73226462
>>73226479
>>73226487
>>73226490
Didn't expect that many Yous. Thanks for the info
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>no gf

>no job response

>no weedman
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>>73226479
>antiquated
t. never been south of Pennsylvania
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>>73226479
>it's quite antiquated
lolwut
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the new gf
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>>73226584
Oh my bad. I just assumed because of how lame it sounds calling someone a "yankee"
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I can't believe my fucking Dad threw away my luscious spaghetti which I took the labor to make for myself when I was hungry. And he just throws away the fucking leftovers without consulting me.

I really hate baby boomers
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>>73226607
*fuggs her*
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>>73226330
This one is too disgusting to cover in full
>How come you rhyme monosyllabically?
>Has atrophy stricken your entire vocabulary?
>Your style's like a garbage can
If you really must know, he is mocking someone suffering from severe developmental issues. It's a disgusting rhyme
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>>73225332
It was a roll thread, why would I remember that?
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>>73226616
what a very west coast thing to think
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>>73226607
look at that gross crusty wenis. yuck.
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possibly one of the dumbest things i've seen this week so far

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/03/29/mexico-just-invented-cloud-that-rains-tequila.html
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>>73226649
:3
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How many guns do you own, /cum/?
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>>73226607
she knows that she can eat right, now that she isnt in the camps ?
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are we going to war in syria or what?
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I've never owned a gun and never even shot a paintball gun. What do you have to say about that?
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>>73226709
have you been living under a rock?
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>>73226685
4 and ill be buying 2 or 3 more shortly
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>(120) /int/ - /cum/..
when you don't seem to give a shit about cum anymore
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>>73226762
???????????¿¿¿
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>>73226668
>that badly photoshopped angel
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>>73226762
Osama bid amasO
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https://twitter.com/RonPaul/status/849706739314417664
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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/teen-repeats-blacklivesmatter-100-times-on-stanford-application-gets-accepted/

So I could have gotten into my preferred school by being an annoying cunt?
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>>73226835
>by being an annoying cunt?
yes, by being muslim you would have been an instant in
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>>73226835
no, you're white
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>>73226874
>la county flag
>white

anon.....
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>>73226899
>thinking I have the autism extension

wew
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I did it I bought the tokens
Now to see if she'll notice me
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non-extra flag users are ruining /cum/
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>>73226969
Why would she notice you? There are plenty of guys giving her money.
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>tfw i would love to buy a clutch band shirt
>tfw no decent merch store in germoney
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>>73226969
Have your fun, but don't waste too much money, anon.
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>>73226969
good boy
tip enough and she'll write your name on a dry erase board
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Is a non-asian gf even worth it?
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>>73227018
Actually at the moment nobody is giving her tokens

>>73227034
I will

>>73227038
She doesn't have one
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Good night chaps
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immigrant power rankings
Euros > Asians > Hispanics > Jews > Muzzies > nigs
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>>73225244
*slows music down to make it sound like vaporwave*
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>>73227115
Oh. Is she small time? I've never used Chaturbate.
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>>73227138
this was uncalled for
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>>73227023
u can buy everything from chynuh
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>>73227199
Relatively
People are just chatting on her channel
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>"Hey dad, how did you meet mom?"
>"I met her on the internet."
>"You mean one of those online dating website?"
>"No. She was showing her pussy on a website called Chaturbate and I gave her money."
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>>73227220
how? you were 2nd place, relax
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Holy fuck non white people smell so fucking bad. Remember proper hygiene you animals
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I think I'm going to smoke a little bit of weed and relax.
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>Good night chaps
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>>73227248
I'm a muslim
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would bill clinton fuck a trap?
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>>73227307
salam alaikum friend, please don't bless me outwardly and curse me inwardly as your holy book permits, inshallah
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>>73227317
yes
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>>73227239
Haha whatever dick
Why do you assholes always have to simplify and make shit stupid
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>>73225461
i turn 19 this month
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Declaring the humanity and value of black lives is necessitated by the painful reality that the collective humanity is frequently denied when perpetrators of violence enjoy impunity
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Y*nkeedoodles
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>>73227414
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Who is your non-existent waifu? I call Princess Daisy, but the "basically just a Latina Peach" version not the recent pastey whitey one
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>>73227414
dumb clay poster
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im still perplexed by the smells that come out of my ass sometimes
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>>73227478
Hex.
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>>73227478
Daisy isn't a Latina, you dumb Californian
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How come there are no racial slurs for Canadians?
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>>73227529
she lives out in a desert and has brown skin. could be Arab but thats still good enough for me
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>>73227529
Mediterranean is basically the same
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>>73225906
That pussy has to beat his wife to feel tough and has a ray rice jersey to hide his tats
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>>73227543
Canuck is basically the Canadian version of Yankee.
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>>73227555
>she lives out in a desert and has brown skin. could be Arab but thats still good enough for me
Literally incorrect.
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>>73227543
stupid canuck
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we need to go to war in syria

i just did my research and it looks like israel is being threatened so its war
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>>73227543
A F L
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>>73227393
happy birthmonth
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a f l o r i d a
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FUCK DRUMPF
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>>73227601
her country is basically Egypt.
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>>73227414
Can you be a niceposter for a change? The Coraline avatarfagging otherwise isn't fitting. If Coraline posted in /cum/ she would be a niceposter.
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>>73227633
He's fucking himself enough lately
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>>73227634
>being so ignorant about the lore of Mario
Dumb Californian. Her country conquered the desert part and it's ruled by a different vassal.
https://www.mariowiki.com/Chai_Kingdom
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>>73227478
the wife
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>>73227633
You forgot to say fuck white people you racist mysoginistic nazi trash
How about YOU get back in the kitchen and pick me some cotton on your way over you stupid cracker?
Check your privilege
>>
>>73227606
war would help the chances of me getting a job, so i would unirnocally support an iraq 2.0
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>>73227695
>oriental style
so shes south east Asian then, even better
>>
>>73227741
>south east Asian
It's literally based on China.
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>>73227703
Nah, some of you white people are alright. Fuck Drumpf though.
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>>73227478
Alpha. I'm more drawn to the comfy life that pervades her manga tho
>>
>>73227741
Also
>thinking her ethnicity is related to where she's from in Mario
I suppose you think Mario and Luigi are both Japanese and not Italian?
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>tfw when it gets dark at 8'oclock
The season has truly end my amigos. Back to feeling like shit again
>>
>>73227752
>>73227782
she has brown skin and is sexy af, thats all I care about
>>73227775
at first I thought you were calling me alpha for liking Daisy
>>
bruh this trap mix bruh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MykbR9_aUa8
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>>73227804
>she has brown skin
Are you literally retarded?
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I voted for Trump
I'm worried people will find out
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>>73227656

did you watch coraline?

she is not nice at all.
>>
>>73227819
she has brown skin in some incarnations, faggy mcfaggerson
fine, I'll switch my waifu to Princess Jasmine
>>
>>73227833
>punches you and causes irreparable brain damage that will only be magnified with age

it was her turn bro
>>
>>73227833
>tfw pretty much my whole family voted for Trump
>>
>>73227769
>Nah, some of you white people are alright.
Woah woah woah did you just assume my race? How dare you you fucking nazi! I'll have you know I'm a proud tranchinese man.
What next, you're gonna tell some of "you people" to get in ovens? Fucking Hitler. I hope you die a slow painful death.
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hmm
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I'm the only one in my family who voted for Trump
>>
>>73227974
Where did you get this picture of me?
>>
my brother and I and his gf voted for Trump. I'm CHI btw. My gf supported trump and has parents from El Salvador but she didn't vote
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>I'm CHI btw
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>>73227974
>only one cute girl and she's still a 6
>>
>>73227974
scratching my head at this one
>>
>I'm CHI btw
Ah, yes. California.
>>
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>>73227846
I guess you're right. I saw it in theaters when it first came out but
>February 5, 2009
it's been a bit longer than I thought
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>I'm CHI btw.
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>Arkansas
>>
>some liberal said on election day "if you're a latino who voted for trump, well... don't be upset if he deports your family"
really wish someone would have told that fat fuck "my family isn't here illegally you retard"
>>
>thinking of taking a qt to see Ghost in the Shell because she said she wants to see it
Should I? I think the movie looks terrible.
>>73228062
Pretty sure that was Cenk or Ana from TYT, right?
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>tfw I voted for Trump and yes on weed

You may say I'm a bit mischievous
>>
>>2996
>>
>>73228092
it was Chunk, I saw it in one of those "best of TYT election day meltdown" videos
>>
>>73228092
Go watch something else
I watched it on saturday and it was pretty bad
>>
>>73228122
kek
>>
>>73228092
don't set a precedent where you take her to shit you don't want to go to
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>voting anything other than third party in non-swing states
>>
>>73228181
nothin porsanle
>>
>not writing in your vote for Harambe

i thought I was with tru memers
>>
>>73228167
How is taking her to one movie I think looks bad "setting a precedent"?
>>
>>73227974
bit of racemixing and in a few generations some of these could become white
>>
>>73228219
heh
>>
>>73228180
wot
>>
lads, remember 9/11? it went something like:

2996
>>2996
>>
They don't like me in this CSS server I'm always in
>>
>>73228226
if you sit through two hours of shit just to sit next to a "qt" girl, you better believe it won't be the last two hours of shit you sit through
>>
>>73228294
I kind of want to see it as well, though. Just to see how Hollywood managed to fuck up an anime.
>>
psadrn wish i was ugly as my personality
>>
One of my professors broke up with his girlfriend and you can tell
>>
>playing cs
>>
realized i have more trap followers on twitter than underage girls
at least four traps have followed me today alone

might me easier to get the gf (male) online than the underage gf

or i could stick with the 19 year old spic girl who loves mishima
>>
>>73228388
does he randomly yell "fucking cunt" in the middle of lectures now?
>>
>>73228456
>or i could stick with the 19 year old spic girl who loves mishima
Do that instead of being a degenerate manfucker.
>>
I only like drinking around my close friends because I'm a bit of a lightweight.
Two pints gets me talking a lot
>>
>>73228499
>drinking alcohol
Fucking degenerate scum
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>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
>>
>>73228456
>19 year old spic girl who loves mishima

why do girls pretend to read?
>>
I don't know how I would drink around other people
I'd probably be good at it though. I can knock back whiskey pretty good now
>>
>>73228495
idk worried she might want me to go full primary colors and fuck dudes too
>>
>>73228536
the after effects of the nicotine buzz makes me feel depressed. Also makes you smell terrible
>>
You know, I kind of want to get with a girl I know and then stop talking with her just to make her bitter.
>>
>>73228537
why do girls pretend to like anything??
>>
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>>73228579

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it makes you smell!

And? Was life a contest about who smells the best?

>it's effects make me depressed!!!

It does not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>>
Why do girls pretend to have personalities when all they should be interested in is having sex with losers who sit inside of their parent's basements all day and complain about women?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEG2VTHS9yg
>>
>>73228536
I used to smoke but I got to the point where after I smoked one I was planning out and anticipating when I could smoke the next one and that just killed any joy from it.
>>
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i finally got my switch!
>>
I had swamp ass for like 4 hours today. fucking terrible
>>
>>73228647
fuck off feminazi cunt
>>
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>>73228660
Nice. I finally got a used 3DS from my local Gamestop. Can't wait to play Monster Hunter.
>>
>>73228637
>being this assertive about a disgusting and unhealthy habit
I think you need a cigarette right now bruh
>>
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>BING, BING, WAHOO!
>>
women are golems
>>
>>73228687
>this is the fag who argued with me over Daisy's skin tone
nice Jewfro fag
>>
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>women are golems
>>
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>>73228687
>*coin noises* *coin noises* *exclamation of joy*
>>
>>73228687

Is supposed to be like IMG_XXX not IMG-XXX dumbass.

>that keyboard

not surprising
>>
When I see women my age I think they look older than me
>>
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>>73228715
You wanna fight me, faggot? My bro and I are ready.
>>73228726
My iPhone must've had a glitch with the filenames.
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>>73228688
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>>
>>73228730
because they do
>>
all i want is weedman to be back so i can smoke away my lonlieness
>>
Grandma gave me a muffin that had bits of nuts in it. Driving to the hospital but I might die so don't wait up buds.
>>
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>Well, yes, i smoke. Why do you ask?
>>
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Hey buds, waddaya think about my new shirt?
>>
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>I smoke
>>
anyone have that pic of the black gentleman in celtic attire?
>>
>>73228817
he's celtic you racist
>>
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>>73228817
He's not black, he's Celtic.
>>
fucking teenaged cunts
>>
>>73228853
thank
>>
I want to go to a concert but I'm too nervous
>>
MY GYM IS ALWAYS FUCKING CROWDED I JUST WANT TO LIFT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Done with yoga for today
>>
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some fat ugly cunt today with nasty facial hair came up and called me sir and asked me if i play magic. then he saw someone else and called them sir and wanted to discuss religion and philosophy with them. a walking stereotype
>>
>>73228687
if you think about all of his money spent on gaming shit, he could have spent that on a vacation
>>
>>73228864
fag
>>
I have never been to a gym in my life not counting the mandatory health class I took freshman year of high school
>>
>>73228687
>>73228724
>>73228762
>>73228806
Canada must be a manchild's paradise
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>I do yoga
>>
Obama era, I was actually cool with America. Like yeah, the country still had its problems but at least there was some self awareness and Obama didn't even act like "I can do no wrong". There was basically a sense of professionalism and hope in the future.

Trump getting elected sent that all flying backwards though. The fact 62 million people are ok with all his bullshit rhetoric makes my head explode. The USA produces many great thinkers all the time. Yet how come no one has thought of way of dismantling the Republican party or at least make them look unelectable?

If something like Trump where to happen to Canada, it wouldn't be about politics. We would have to start questioning ourselves "are we still Canadian after this?"
>>
>>73228920
It depends how north you go
>>
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butt
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>>73228903
How did you get started doing yoga?
I've always wanted to try it
>>
>>73228957
COUNT STEP EVERY MAKE
>>
every gym should have a gas chamber next to the showers so people that constantly tell people about going there can dispose of themselves
>>
>>73228957
>count
>step
>every
>make

What does it mean?
>>
New
>>73228994
>>73228994
>>73228994
>>
>>73228993
Read it backwards.
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