/brit/

weirdos OUT
/brit/ is a normie thread

Mandarin sounds like a strange yank japanese sims language

If Scotland leaves, that's up to £230bn less on the balance sheet, and potentially the loss of nearly all of our oil and gas supply, right in the middle of the time when we will be ripping up all of our trade deals with those who could supply us.

How the fields would be split between the two would be another messy negotiation right at the time we are trying to cut from the EU. But as far as I know almost all the oil falls within Scottish jurisdiction.

In short, it would be a fucking nightmare of the highest proportions. Factor 8 on the fuckup scale.

>>73224216
so he's an actual billionaire jew. bit unbelievable.

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Time for some toads I reckon

>>73224285
>But as far as I know almost all the oil falls within Scottish jurisdiction.
Wrong.

>>73224226
You can do. Might be worth picking up an armour set quest that you like if you fancy, but you will be literally untouchable with full alchemy. Ursine looks very effay if you like aesthetics.

>>73224252
>being this far behind in the Tim saga
he has kids and an ex-wife, they used to live with him in High Wycombe

I enjoy /brit/, but I miss the days when Europeans didn't have acces to the Internet, when it was just an American thing. It used to be filled with so much memes and joking -- everyone knew about them, but it was a secret. You guys are all right, but the other Europeans and South Americans ruin the experience. I'd give anything for those days back.

there's about 2 people here that have the exact same posting style as me. not happy about this one bit

>>73224316
thanks for the advice lad

>>73224306
Actually it does sweetie

don't care

might be one of those two

2004-2009 internet was peak comfy

Wasn't completely primitive and was relatively empty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1FaRCRgXHc

need a foodie bf

>>73224362
You're welcome. Enjoy it if it's your first playthrough. Genuinely quality game.

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>someone asks me a question
>i hear them clearly
>instinctively say "pardon?"
>answer interrupting halfway through their repeat
NEED to stop doing this

>>73224285
indyref2 storm has passed 2bh
jocks just want a peaceful life.

only thing that will change it now is if things get worse (like incoming recession) it will scare us off independence for good . but if things get even worse than that (brexit failure, tory hardships of the 80s) then we'll be pushed to independence at all costs

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Me in the sloth

"Watchu saying white boi?"

How do you respond?

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>>73224364
Wrong.

>>73224285
Fuck. We're really finished. Can't believe people were duped by farage and his unholy league of brexiteers

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how did it go so wrong?

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STAY SEE DO LEE

>>73224368
I promised we would use this thread. Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia Jeremy, welcome to the real world.

>>73224390
>everyones a nonce
>about 70000 trojan horses per computer on average
>peak comfy

>>73224410
me in the wrath

>>73224327
>no screenshots
>believing a mentally ill fantasist

>>73224205

https://www.reddit.com/r/streetfoodartists/

>>73224402
yea thats rude

>>73224419
You just proved my point. All the oil sites are under Scottish rule

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Spent the past two hours partially listening to jordan peterson videos

Third eye status:wide open

dont even think northerners have contactless yet

>>73224449
>>>/pol/

>>73224394
he's so stupidly chipper all the time and oblivious to the bemused and annoyed looks from the chinese. pretty funny.

>>73224390
When I was young and retarded I thought an email address was something the government gave you when you grew up.
I never played any games/used forums/interacted with people back then. I really regret that, I missed out on prime comfy.

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>>73224419
looks like more up top not including gas

>>73224494
Northerner here, we do.

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*blocks your path*

>hey anon, we are making Britain great again. Help us to kill these disgusting wizard subhumans

what do?

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>>73224450
tim was a successful manager in the IT industry before he went mad

is it really that mental to think he lead a normal life with a wife and kids too?

>>73224494
Northerner here, genuinely don't know what that is.

>>73224475
>Southern most ones are on par with Newcastle
Erm, no sweetie.

>>73224507
Highly amusing but also disturbing at the same time

>>73224504
You are forgetting that half of those belong to Norway.

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>73224507
That's really sad.

here's what happens if Scotland leaves

1. They realize that nobody really cares about them

2. Their tourism industry basically becomes non-existent

3. They all try to start speaking Scotish again, but they fail

4. They try to make their own currency, but they fail

5. They realize that they can't base their entire economy around one export (oil) or they fail

6. They have the world's weakest army

7. They become known as those kilt wearing freaks

8. The EU forces them to accept 10,000,000 African immigrants by 2030

9. The Stuart family tried to reinstate Catholcism as the state religion

10. Everyone of wealth moves to England

11. All their companies are owned by English companies

12. They become as irrelevant as Ireland, but without the charm of the Irish

>>73224501
thats a good thing mate.

the amount of bollocks you chat on the net as a teenager is embarrassing/cringey as fuck when you get older.

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>>73224394
>overenthusiastic Yank slugs
Hate it, HATE IT

>>73224548
what about a trap?

>>73224515
>>73224505
scratching my arse on this one

>>73224427
He would would have been p handsome if he didn't have odd eyes. Christ, is it just hygiene or does mental illness actually effect your physical appearance.

Anyway, I hope Tim has good friends/a support structure, genuinely feel bad for him.

>>73224574
is it a qt trap?

what did you eat for dinner lads?

pasta here

>>73224507
It really disturbs me that you could literally just lose it any day. Imagine knowing Tim before he went mad then watching his youtube videos now.

>>73224427
Fuck, I have the same eyes as he does and have a gf who is pregnant. Fuck.

>>73224504
you are forgetting about new discovery at shetland or orkney i forget which.

but anyway oil is irrelevant. the price is so slow the SNP can't use it as a bribe and people are woke to how volatile it is .

indy isn't happening until things get bad and then worse

>>73224581
he literally doesn't speak to anybody properly apart from his bears

he treats everyone else with suspicion and detest because of his illness

why are the chinks so based lads? looking forward to a more chinkified world desu

>>73224581
>does mental illness actually affect your physical appearance.
in a way, yes

tim obsessively shaves every day and then coats his face with bio oil
and he doesn't eat too healthily so he's fat and sweats a lot

>>73224610
You're literally two steps from talking to a stuffed moose and harassing a Paki dentist to deaht

who here /vile slug of a creature/

>>73224606
What if this is the best your life is ever going to be and next week you'll be sweating in a tiny flat talking to stuffed animals about your paranoid fantasies?

>shaving every day
christ what torture

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imagine that the pre-mental tim was a pretty well rounded intelligent chap you could go and have a pint or two of pale ale and have a laugh with

>>73224681
I have to be clean shaven for my job.

got called a vile slug of a creature at greggs

>westerners who go to countries like china and just record the things they see

very disrespectful. hm yes weird man pointing camera in my face without saying anything whilst I cook

poured some of my mum's trusty g & t into a glass and got the ratios wrong desu feel very sick

>>73224698
the chinese do the exact same thing over here

>>73224698
ever seen chink tourists??

>>73224695
Yeah me too but I shave literally twice a week. Maybe I have child genes

Got a feeling that Tim is a bender desu

>>73224729
If I push it I can go every other day, but it is noticeable I have not shaved.

>he has to be clean shaven for his job

ah yes the runts

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>>73224731
don't think so

>tfw asked in the wrong thread
please advise
https://www.strawpoll.me/12684848
https://www.strawpoll.me/12684848
https://www.strawpoll.me/12684848

>>73224750
You swarthy fucker

Might send something to Tim again

t. the lad who sent him pictures of kev and pakipoo

JANNY

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Yank bird sent me this on tinder lads, what should i say?

oh, tranny spam has begun lol

>>73224785
you do know he's moved from spracklen house right

YOU ARE NOT PORN JEW

Do you think mental health can be reverted as easily as it starts?

>>73224795
FOY

>>73224785
42 Amersham Hill HP13 6PQ if you're interested

don't know which flat though

I shave everyday, it's not exactly hard you daft cunt

>>73224596
maybe :3

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work of art

if you stop posting about it, he will stop

>>73224814
no, once you've got it you've got it for life

>>73224795
>tfw no libtard Yank gf

>>73224802
Yeah, I've got his new address

>>73224814
No. It's like trying heal a huge scar on your leg while walking around 24/7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbgWjujwvwo
vintage choone

>>73224814
short answer yes with an if
long answer no with a but

>>73224795
tell her the uk doesn't work like that, and besides you just want to lick her arsehole

>>73224563
>1. They realize that nobody really cares about them
It's hard to see EU not caring for them. Spain can't disrupt brexit negotiations on its own, doubt it will scupper scotland renetry especially since it will be considered a special case having been in the EU in some capacity.
>2. Their tourism industry basically becomes non-existent
baseless assertion. the islands are the strongest locations in the UK
>3. They all try to start speaking Scotish again, but they fail
irrelevant
>4. They try to make their own currency, but they fail
at worst it will use the euro. which isn't even that bad before anyone shouts muh greece
>5. They realize that they can't base their entire economy around one export (oil) or they fail
can't and won't. the economy will be more or less the same as the rest of the UK
>6. They have the world's weakest army
they'll contribute to NATO
>7. They become known as those kilt wearing freaks
irrelevant
>8. The EU forces them to accept 10,000,000 African immigrants by 2030
peripheral countries will always have a hard time attracting migrants
>9. The Stuart family tried to reinstate Catholcism as the state religion
irrelevant
>10. Everyone of wealth moves to England
proofs???
>11. All their companies are owned by English companies
they will still have scottish offices. new companies will come and go . market will remain the same. rich people on either side have too much riding on it
>12. They become as irrelevant as Ireland, but without the charm of the Irish
ireland's position would actually be a step up 2bh

the globalists have really done a number on the weak minded masses haven't they lads

I like being clean shaven but I just cba to do it every three days, which I need to in order to keep it smooth

Hate having a beard

>>73224834
It's flat 2

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skyping with the brit gf

>>73224902
Shane not

>>73224844
post legs

>>73224795
Call her a cuck t bh, it's the only reasonable response.

>>73224671
If this is the best it gets I'll welcome insanity's sweet embrace and buy some bears in bulk

very glad i have webms and gifs filtered right now

>>73224795
How do I find Yank girls desperate to flee the USA?

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reckon it's that time of night

>>73224847

Looks nice but not too fond of bikes that make you have to wave your arse in the air though 2bh

>>73224938
I'll take you to Build a Bear Workshop myself

>>73224795 who knew getting yank gfs was this easy

FUCK religion

Doing a very important poll lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/12684909

http://www.strawpoll.me/12684909

http://www.strawpoll.me/12684909

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>>73225003

No

https://youtube.com/watch?v=o1GQehNcZZw


Great watch

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>>73224952
toadposting time?

>>73224909
Same t bh
End up doing it once a week in the end.

>>73224692
strange how he still sounds normal. can't function like a regular person but then he starts singing, making weird repetitive posts and photographing soft toys

probably what he has isn't that bad just like OCD or something

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>>73225036
alri

>>73225032
PJW is gonna be found inside a suitcase tomorrow morning

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crep check

>>73224795

Might be difficult lad... But you might want to try and talk some reason to that woman.

>>73225002
Her dick is black as fuck

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>>73225003
this
would love to see every religious building reduced to rubble, every religious leader imprisoned and every religious book burnt to ashes

pjw lives somewhere closeby

>>73225058
>>73225032

he's such a fucking pseud

T O A D S

Do schizophrenics without help keep getting worse?

>>73225088
it's natural for genitalia to be darker than the rest of your body

>bday last year
30 people said happy birthday on my wall
>this year
no one said it

what went wrong

gonna jump out my mum's loft desu

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>would love to see every religious building reduced to rubble, every religious leader imprisoned and every religious book burnt to ashes

>>73225098
yes

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>>73225057
the wife of a former president?

>>73225113
bye

done some research and it turns out that 67% of /brit/ can't drive

>>73225098
tim doesn't have that

>>73225045
Nah, he's a full blown schizo. He thought the dentist next door were conspiring with a delivery company to "time things at him" and "mess him around".

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>>73225095
>>73225136

>>73225125
you can hatpost all you want lad, but it doesn't change the fact that religion is cancer and utterly laughable

unless you've been indoctrinated into it, I find it baffling that anyone could be religious

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>>73225091
good post

mum's loft is the new basement

>>73225149
*doesn't

>>73225150
t. Tim

>>73225153
he doesn’t hear voices or have hallucinations, he isn't schizo.

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>something something Facebook birthday look at me I'm a faggot! I'm not copying this shit

dad used to be a nurse at a mental hospital and he reckon's tim's just a knobhead and not actually mentally ill

>>73225197
I share a room with my little sister and sleep on a mattress on the floor.

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>you can hatpost all you want lad, but it doesn't change the fact that religion is cancer and utterly laughable

>unless you've been indoctrinated into it, I find it baffling that anyone could be religious

>>73225214
>dad used to be a nurse
bender

>>73225214
your dads a bellsniff mate

tube workers and nurses are the kindest people on earth

>>73225208
Not all schizos have that.

>>73225235
haha
funnily enough my dad is bisexual

It's always a Mick hatposting atheists. Hmmm

much more convenient for the cheeky ol' cide

>>73225271
the turbororke mick needs to fuck off

>>73225270
FOR FUCKS SAKE

hate my life tbqh lads

>>73225214
>his dad is a poofter who used to inject nutters in the arse with tranquillisers and serve them tea
literally worthless opinion, tell the old nonce to kill himself

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>the turbororke mick needs to fuck off

I hate seeing myself in the mirror. Wish I could have been born as someone else.

>>73225197
mum's loft is the new punk rock

>>73225301
>yacob
>meyer

fuck me sideways

>>73225214
whats your other dad do

>>73225301
>a patriotic british gentleman that doesn't sing to the tune of globalism is what I hate most about the UK

hmmmmmm really makes you think

>>73225346
my dad has a black gf

>people who read whilst walking

?????????????????????

>>73225323
Greater London

being a virgin is the new punk rock

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snapping a picture of my nightly lavish raw grounded beef piece of candy. uploading to /brit/. enjoying the delicacy, deploring e-coli cucks.

>>73225301
>(((Yacob Meyer)))

every time

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desperately trying to resist the urge to spend a weeks wages on chaturbate trannies

again

i need help

What's this 'the new European' newspaper I keep seeing everywhere all about

>>73225323
haha same
I wish I was born a girl

>>73225399
not him, I actually look good in a mirror

>>73225438
>in a mirror
hello, foreigner

as it's high and has windows

off down the drug dealer, anyone want owt?

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>this man has had sex and you haven't

>>73225391
What's it to you mate?

dog just pinned me down by my shoulders and licked my face for 10 minutes
when i tried to escape he humped my shoulder
dogs were a mistake

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>tfw didn't experience the 60s and 70s
>tfw didn't experience all the vibrant scenes
>listen to rock and jazz
>party every day
>travel around Europe with a group of friends
>tfw I'll never OD on heroin at the back of some nightclub in berlin around the time the wall was taken down

>>73225473
my cat pisses outside
then it cleans itself and sleeps on the settee

>>73225460
pint of ket

You can see the outline of Tim's cock in some of his early Instagram pictures and it actually looks pretty meaty

>>73225452
its grammatically correct, chesheed

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>>73225480
>ywn grow up without the internet
>the internet will never go away

Just saved Britain from aliens again, no need to thank me lads.

>>73225480
barely anyone lived like that
the sixties were normal for most people

>>73225480
>le wrong generayshun

>>73225441
>>73225495

>>73225410 here

got HER to waggle HER willy personally just for me before haha, i am dead inside

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>>73225514
tim's got a tiny willy

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>>73225514

>>73225465
i have but not since like 2014 or 2015
im only 19 and i havent had sex for over 2 years haha :P

why is tim so fascinating to you people? can't you just let someone be mentally ill in peace?

>>73225516
No native English speaker would say that.

>>73225533
thanks

>>73225558
might as well end it, never going to break out of a slump like that

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about to cop these replica vans for just over a fiver aha x

>>73225543
HOWLING
stop watching porn, christ. Nothing wrong with your sexuality, but your porn addiction is clearly out of hand if you're spending a fucking week's wages you bellend

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Very important post, please notice.
Is this guy white?

haven't had sex in over 3 years now

might just do an ol' k of the ms

>>73225558
My friend broke up with his gf and keeps moaning that he hasn't had sex in a month, Feel like punching his fucking face in.

>please select all hamsters
>not a single hamster
Fucking captcha dumbshit

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need a yank uni gf

>why yes, I do indeed have pictures of a mentally ill man's crotch saved on my computer!

>>73225613
Yea sure

>>73225545
tim's THICC
>that waistline
unironically a bit jellly. How does he not have lovehandles?

>>73225514
link

>>73225578
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_a_Mirror,_Darkly

sad!

>>73225548
mymans got b8 mantoes seen

>>73225602
what's this la?

Who is more mentally ill? Tim or the people who obsess over him?

>>73225646
oh that's an old picture
he's a lot fatter nowadays

>>73225613
he's got blue eyes so yeah

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what alternative even is there to "in a mirror"?

not sure why hes so obsessed with me

>click verify once there are none left

>>73225652
remindin me of "a scanner, darkly"
interesting film

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>>73225613
close

should i make cornwall or the isle of man a merchant republic in my game of ck2 lads

>>73225660
it's on taobao lad

tonnes of chinese factories making quality replicas of clothes and shoes

business idea: spam easter threads next weekend

>>73225666
still, very impressive genetics for almost anyone who doesn't exercise and live on a modern diet to not have love handles

Not sure why he's so desperate to hide the fact that he's an immigrant.

Anyone got the picture of Karen with Dresden in the background

>>73225693
You forgot japan as Honorary white

>>73225665
well i cant speak for the rest of us but yes i am indeed on the autism spectrum
still i would hes more mentally ill

>>73225611
see, i tried that, went about 4 months without it but then i realised that my life is boring/depressing without it

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feels really good family

>chinese stores
ah yes
>please give five star or master kill me

What is the most british pet?

Wish I would wake up dead lads.

>>73225749
hello liam

>>73225714
are you the "in a mirror" lad? genuinely can't think of an alternative
on a mirror? that doesn't sound right

dumped the chinese gf lads

>>73225728
>Japan
>caucasoid

>>73225749
>wikipedia

>>73225754
an ugly overly inbred dog with severe health problems

a perfect analogy for the country as a whole

hello world

>>73225754
An Indian girl

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on the train

>>73225797
give desi gf

GUYS
I just had a chat with two chicks in the airport from NY and it was cool then they got up to go and get in their plane

And

Wait for it

I ASKED FOR THEIR FB AND NUMBER
I don't even know what we're going to talk about KILL ME

>>73225754
a pakistani/bangladeshi

>>73225694
iom

WE'LL COME THEM NORTH OF THE ZAMBEZI
TILL THAT RIVER'S RUNNING DRY
AND THIS MIGHTY LAND WILL PROSPER FOR RHODESIANS NEVER DIE

Is it possible to befriend people if you have no interest in reality TV and also aren't autistic in sports knowledge?

I watch football. I support a team. I do not want to talk about who we might be signing from the Polish division.

I do not watch Made in Chelsea nor have any interest in doing so.

I don't think the Tory party are literally fascists and I do not think black people are human.

Why are normies so unfriendable?

>>73225813
>that lard arse

>>73225824
proud of you! doesn't matter what you talk about, ask them out for drinks or something :)
well done lad, glad you did that

Oi!
*gestures at you*

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>>73225754
cavalier king charles. mine has severe heart issues and regular epileptic attacks due to inbreeding, see >>73225792

>>73225767
chesheed is from the north, an area with a high concentration of british pakistanis

his dialect is very different to ours

>>73225838
woah
you the autistic lad?

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>>73225819
NEED the BWC

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>>73225709

>>73225824
>asking for their FB

retard. so weird

>>73225838
ah you want a smart centrist friend
they're hard to come by these days

feel so incredibly alone in the world no matter where i go ahaha

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>>73225792
like this one but worse?

new chelsea stadium is very peng

>>73225739
Everyone is on the spectrum you brainette

That's why it's a spectrum

>>73225870
and yet he's got a girl's number and you havent
do NOT bully my friend

>>73225824
You asked for both of their FBs and numbers?

emotionally scarred

might do a 'cide

>>73225767
A native English speaker would say "I look good in the mirror", not "I look good in a mirror".

It's one of those things you'd say if you learnt English as a second language by studying it rather than learning it intuitively from birth. It's technically correct but it just doesn't scan.

Lmao watching videos of this guy ejaculating on random people in public

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NEED a brexit-voting gf

>>73225838
>I don't think the Tory party are literally fascists and I do not think black people are human.

this racism is why you have no friends

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alright lads.
Be honest.

Am I white?

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>>73225889

Hope Tim doesn't fuck the bears

is ADHD real, /brit/?

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housemate has wronged me for the last time

time to start pissing in his ribena

>>73225915
>"I look good in the mirror",
this literally sounds pakistani or something an indian would say

>>73225905
have a gf that probably wouldn't be happy with me getting random girls numbers

>>73225936
You know the truth in your heart.

>>73225915
i wouldn't notice the difference desu. I guess "the" does make more sense as it's implicitly understood that you have one mirror in your home, in the bathroom or something.

>>73225824
are you a brit abroad?

>>73225848
>ask them out for drinks
Lad. I'm in the airport heading back to France, they're going on a holiday to Iceland

When are we ever going to meet?

But thanks for being proud, made me smile

>>73225870
See the reason above

>>73225928
The Tory party aren't fascist whether you like it or not tubby.

>>73225946
nah in the mirror is right

suck my asshole

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>>73225943

Jokes on you, ive been sticking your toothbrush up me bum m80

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sometimes I like to squeeze my manboobs and pretend I'm a girl

haha?

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>>73225889
Know that feeling

wish I could get killed in a terrorist attack

>>73225889
I think you have depression

chesheed is azad kashmiri

"I am from London"
this literally sounds pakistani or something an indian would say

>>73225908
Yes, I said facebook or phone, in a better way

>>73225746
oh, cheers lad

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>>73225943

>>73225824
>Drunk in a club
>Randomly have confidence I never normally have
>Start chatting up an Arabic girl
>Get a taxi back home with some friends and her
>She kisses me
>She asked me to write down my name on a tissue so she could add me on FB
>Next day wake up post-drunk state
>Returned back to my normal autistic state of being
>Check facebook
>She had added me
>I accept
>Never talk to her again
Ah yes, fuck my life.

>>73225976
>When are we ever going to meet?
oh well then just dont worry about it, no point in even thinking about them from this point on. But you did get some practice in for when you meet a qt french girl or something, asking for numbers is an important hurdle to get over.

>>73225991
not true i would smell it

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>>73225722
ye

>>73226014
oh thats not that bad. i thought you said

"Can you give add me on facebook and give me your number" because thats asking a bit much from a stranger

>>73225946
"Take a look at in a mirror mate"
"Take a look in the mirror mate"

indians are good lads, literally european but just dark

>>73225969
Well half French half Brit yeah

>>73226004
nah

ditching all my friends cos of my dissertation
haven't seen anyone who doesn't live with me in like a month

>>73225889
Same. I can be surrounded by people and still feel alone.

i hate my father

>>73225993
I used to do that but now I'm so ashamed and disgusted that I don't like being topless for any amount of time

>>73225985
>>73225996

ah yes, /brit/

>>73226046
a french gf

Greater London is either from Eastern Europe, India or the Middle East. Haven't pinned down where yet but I'm working on it.

Leaning towards Russia though because he gets so incredibly offended whenever I suggest it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc6J5rlKhIc

>>73226114
>>73226114
>>73226114
>>73226114
>>73226114

you're not the champaign yank are you? seemed like you just got to the US

>>73225905
>>73226034
>>73226046
Thanks for you support lads, I was panicking a bit.
Not used to doing that

They were pretty qt as well, especially the blonde one, I think it was Rachel

>>73226056
I have the same feels and I have depression