/brit/

Posting in this one because fuck Germans

anime sucks willy

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jewish gf

this thread was created before the other one desu

>>73222222

ANIME

got no one to talk to

>>73222183
i suck willy :D

germans out

>>73222183
i want to suck your willy

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a british thread for BRITAIN

need a bf

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>>73222183

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this thread is gonna die

Reply to this post IF you're straight but would let a gay lad suck you off

>>73222422
It will be old new next time

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>>73222452
NO

>>73222441
Am a straight lad but would suck a willy if it looked nice
For instance: http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1491408817549.jpg

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>posted on /adv/ for advice
>everyone just used my thread as an excuse to post about their own problems

@73222441

I am straight and would not do this.

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>>73222147
not gonna lie that all black look is pretty sleek

>>73222488
You're gay mate

>im not gay but i do gay things
hmm yes i see

spend all my time fantasising about being creative instead of being creative

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Cartoons

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>>73222217
cor shes giving are sara a run for her money, used to have a jewish friend of mine who used to tell me to degrade her with anti semitic remarks because it turned her on

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Karen is the official anime of /brit/

K-ons need not apply

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Just before 06:00, while Hood was turning 20° to port to unmask her rear turrets, she was hit again on the boat deck by one or more shells from Bismarck's fifth salvo, fired from a range of approximately 16,650 metres (18,210 yd). A shell from this salvo appears to have hit the spotting top, as the boat deck was showered with body parts and debris. A huge jet of flame burst out of Hood from the vicinity of the mainmast, followed by a devastating magazine explosion that destroyed the aft part of the ship. This explosion broke the back of Hood, and the last sight of the ship, which sank in only three minutes, was her bow, nearly vertical in the water. A note on a survivor's sketch in the British RN Historical Branch Archives gives 63°20′N 31°50′W as the position of the sinking.
Hood sank with 1418 men aboard. Only three survived: Ordinary Signalman Ted Briggs, Able Seaman Robert Tilburn, and Midshipman William John Dundas.The three were rescued about two hours after the sinking by the destroyer Electra, which spotted substantial debris but no bodies.

i will trace ur network wich u r usin n find were r u now so dont block dont ignore.ok?

>>73222217
would demolish her cunt from behind while singing the anthem of the soviet union

why are the chinks so based lads? looking forward to a more chinkified world

Am I getting old lads?
https://www.strawpoll.me/12684848
https://www.strawpoll.me/12684848
https://www.strawpoll.me/12684848

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have I been in the wrong thread this whole time

>>73224296
gigg'd at this post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM0mjukDGRw

/brit/ approved tune

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anime

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sue

constantly worried someones got my passwords and is just fucking with my accounts and stuff and i'm too lazy to check

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Sargon.

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Cute!

>>73222593
*swoons*

allison brie ( *_*)

managed to get some morons personal information I'm always subtly fucking his life up but he never notices haha

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Ladies and gentlemen, the poonited sharts of arsemerica

>>73224647
>half of /brit/ is underage b& or northern
colour me surprised

>>73228114
*beats her up*
*loots demon's great hammer*

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>>73228119
need an erizabeth gf

*scratches right below the tailbone*
*notices ass cheese stuck under nails*
huh..

>>73228140
UIUC lad?

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Hmm...

doing a miss

/leftypol/ could be kill soon lads

bit fucked that after 30 years of internet there isn't a definitive leftist board

>>73228173
thats a healthy attitude

>>73228190
bring war to /pol/s door lad

>>73228119
asians are disgusting they look like fish people

>>73228190
it's called "Facebook", check it out

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>>73228144
FOY

>>73228206
woah chill out with the racism bro

>>73228173
reminder: she has had more sex than you and can prove it

>>73228206
wrong again

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>>73228173
A gentleman?

>>73228082
nice

>>73228236
Come on now mate, only a couple of (young) lads in /brit/ are ACTUALLY virgins, everyone else is just kidding

>>73228236

that's not impressive for relatively attractive females

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how's my bio looking lads?

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if you're not on this list you shouldn't be posting in /brit/
nz comes under aus and germany should be france

>>73228220
facebook is the runt farming ground

>>73222488
that's a very ugly willie
t. have seen thousands

>>73228278
That is NOT your bio, do NOT attempt to steal content from others

Ireland is unable to produce orginal content

>>73228190
isn't it back now? why is it kill

>>73228315
remember seeing this retard's tweets here before

is this a parody account or is she actually stupid

>tfw used to post kpop desu lads with the squinting liverpool fan pic but now have a Korean gf

Can't believe there are ACTUAL virgins in this thread

Suspect they don't even know the secret handshake

its almost alarming how many vaginas i have seen on a screen vs how many i have actually seen

>>73228285
>Favourable to Ireland

Plastic paddies are a fucking disgrace

>>73228285
Don't let the leafs see this

>>73228285
why do people in this country love australia so fucking much? the infatuation is fucking nauseating

is it just retarded normies who can't think of anything except MUH SUN MUH HEAT

pinching nipples

how mad would you guys get if i became a tripfag that pretended to think that all of lifes problems would be solved by yoga and tried to force the yoga lifestyle on any poster who asks life advice and did that for like 4 months

>>73228352
too late, now i'm here forever

will someone teach me the non-virgin handshake please don't want to make a of myself

>>73228322
the board owner wants everyone to migrate because hes mad as fuck that /leftypol/ was in the last batch of boards to be restored after the hack

bunkerchan is the alternative but it looks absolutely shite. there is a sticky up about it

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>>73228140
alri lad

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ol' janny ban me for postin that fine ladies snatch two days ago.

i'm here to take the thread hostage, nobody move

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>The USA won WW2
Some non-yanks actually believe this

>>73228304
You've made an enemy for life

>>73228353
big, warm, out of the way (literally everything here isn't) filled with a familiar people and culture

>>73228332
haha good lad
chinese gf meself

made te

>>73228353
shhh don't worry mate, there there she'll be right shhhhh x

*slides my cock into your arse*

>>73228406
gimme cuppa te

>>73228383
just got a phonecall from him asking you not to do this anymore mate
not very nice

>>73228365
civilians can buy those at auctions

>>73228353
who would you put as your number one

>>73228373
handshake has different rules depending on whether youre shaking a mans hand or a womans hand

mans hand: non virgin shake is strong eye contact and a firm grip, imagine if two hard penises were locked in battle

womans hand: you just stare at her, then stare at the floor, then as you get closer look at her a gain, then look away, then when youre within 3 or 4 feet of them you look at them one last time emotionless then you look away

>>73228379
Are real principled lefties so thin on the ground that they all have to congregate in one place?

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>ireland

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>>73228420
no

>>73228398
don't believe this

>>73228398
>muh lend lease

>>73228448
you would've lost without lend lease

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>>73228399
Eat shit, you are QUICKLY become worse than leafs

>>73228398
heh... lets not get into this this right now


*clenches fists and grits teeth at you*

>>73228463
you wouldn't even exist without us so it's no biggie

>>73228468
this is the best post I've seen all day

>>73228425
New Zealand

anyone want to play panpingo

is phimo about

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Business idea: pretend to be a feminist to get pussy

>>73228398
well they played their part, only literal sheeds believe otherwise

>>73228434
imo yes because /leftypol/ itself is half the size of 8pol which itself is much much smaller than /pol/

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Could really do with a cuddle

>>73228468
Huh that brown blob looks like the remains of your uncle after he was blown to bits :)

*screams in pain as you finger my willy*

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>>73228483
fair dos

>>73228511
*snuggles up to you*

>real principled lefties
hurts to hear the lads say this
i just want some centrist bros to discuss health policy and environmental regulation reform post-brexit with
everyone on the internet is gay :(

any yanks in here

is it impolite to talk to a friend for the first time in more than a year to ask to buy drugs off of him?
"hello mate how are you, I was wondering if I could buy some md?"
is that rude?

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feels good family

>>73228522
https://www.reddit.com/r/sounding/

not a fan of bjs honestly

>>73228527
the land of opportunity...
for sheep and cattle farmers
lol

>>73228539
go to r/ukpolitics

>>73228379
hmm, doesn't sound good

/leftypol/ was on the rise too

>>73228559
yeah costco is better

>>73228571
agriculture was a great deal 100 years ago

where are you all from?

t. NY

>>73228559
hmmm i think i can convince you otherwise ;)

>>73228566
ahh fuck i wish you hadn't done this

>>73228571
kek we do buy a lot of lamb from there don't we

>>73228589
I am from Missouri

>>73228353
>>73228400
The culture is on point. People are happies in warmer countries so you get to enjoy that spring summer liveliness all year around, we Brits only get to experience for 2 months of every year.

They have a phenomenal nature and wildlife, mad beaches with monsters waves and a fucking sweet electronic music festival scene where everyone engages in dancing n shit.

All we have in the UK are shitty Ed Sheeran festivals, and that guy looks weird, I don't like him one bit.

>>73228468
>you are QUICKLY become worse than leafs


literally impossible 2bh, no one else is on that level of redditry

>>73228204
nah that just ruins everyone's experience, leftypol lads don't want to be surrounded by pol types and pol types dont want to be surrounded by leftypol lads

>>73228589
I'm from reddit

>>73228589
south best

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>girls are wearing flip flops again
>foot fetish has amplified 5x over the winter

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No one taught me how important it was to love my body. Therefore, we cannot blame ourselves for our inability to do so. Most of us grew up surrounded by unrealistic and often unhealthy beauty ideals, and they were even more negatively reinforced by our favorite tv shows, magazines, celebrity crushes, and most scarring of all? Our friends, siblings, moms and dads.
Remember that learning to love yourself and your body is a process of repairing all of the self-loathing and insecurities that have been built over our entire lifetime.
You are progressing every day you wake up and hope to love your body more. Be proud and patient with your wonderful, beautiful self

>>73228539
>discuss health policy and environmental regulation reform
sounds boring as fuck and papering over the cracks of the world will not solve anything

Met one man in my travels from new Zealand and he referred to his home country as an isolated shithole

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where to be born index

>>73228401
Post pics

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>>73228589
oh... just a place in the south east

>>73228613
yea but Ed Sheeran is sound though, especially recently

>>73228589
Yorkshire

In Aus and NZ apprenticeships are generally only available to local residents. Is the same true for the UK? Can someone from the isle of man or channel islands do an apprenticeship in the UK?

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>>73228599
why

>>73228529
*holds you tight against me*

>>73228613
it's too warm there though

and they're all normie cunts

>>73228635
that bulge better be a tucked cock

>>73228635
would slap her tiny asian tits around

>>73228635
hate this calvin klein gimmick

so fucking ugly

>>73228639
worth a shot though eh
would help if people actually cared about policy but you're right, its not that fun

who the fuck is Ed Sheeran

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Today I am fabulous
Today I am a rockstar
Today I am my own cheerleader!! Today I went forward in my recovery
My mood has been all up and down.
The last couple of weeks have been hell.
... but today, even though I had a good cry and just wanted to lie in bed and fester, I didn't stay there!!!!
Now that is a BIG first for me!
Usually when something happens that drags me down, I just stay down and I don't know how to get back.
Today I ignored the crappy thoughts of self hate, took some fab pictures (first in a long time) and put my productive hat on.
I cleaned
I washed up
I did all my chores that I've put of all week
I did my uni work!!!
And although this might not seem like a lot, this is a MASSIVE ACHIEVEMENT for me!!!!

Remember to recognise and celebrate your achievements!
Even in the shitty times.
No matter how big or small they are!
Think of 3 things that went well today (I promise there will be loads even if you don't see them)
You've got this! And so have I!

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redpill me on Cornwall

>>73228662
Glorious North Yorkshire, i hope.

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is this attractive to straight men?

>>73228712
historic celtic nation, victim of the english

>>73228702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjHr-6Zl5P8

tune

>>73228678
*bites your ear*

>>73228727
yes

>>73228713
I wish, South Yorks here lad :/

>>73228727
don't know

Waiting for the Muslim remake of Father Ted

>>73228663
there was a guy from jersey at uni and I think he was paying home fees, I would assume other things are the same if that is the case

>>73228757
That's a shame mate.

>>73228727

Decent that, sunshine.

>>73228783
4 lion

>>73228670
big things underwater aren't ideal

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>>73228727
no but this is

>>73228727
>>73228727
>>73228727
would you fuck this regardless of the face?

>>73228727
very much so

>>73228820
pretty much

my parents play the lotto all the time so theres a chance i could be a millionaire without doing anything one day

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>>73228808
what sort of things

>>73228814
why I prefer men

>>73228727
yeah i guess? just a bagina and bumhole

>>73228727
what the fuck, the vagina is on that side of her bum?

>>73228820
yes

>>73228843
do gays like trannies?

>>73228820
probably

>>73228839
those sorts of things
man made things, they make me uneasy

>>73228727
>an australian girl in britain

>>73228849
>i guess

So you dont even know. pretty simple question mate, shouldn't need to walk you through it

>>73228808
/r/thalassophobia
/r/TheDepthsBelow
/r/submechanophobia

whenever i want an anxiety attack

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Tiffany Marie Jeffers was a mother to two beautiful young girls. She was very outgoing and the kind of person to be outside doing things. Although she was quite the tomboy and got her hands dirty, she could clean up quite well and look beautiful. She was currently attending college to obtain a degree to be an artist. drugs got in the way and took her down the wrong path where she saw the only way out was to take her own life. :(

>>73228740
wow now an ed sheeran song is in my head. NOT happy

last night you were in my room
and now my bed sheets smell like you

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>>73228883
oh right

>>73228727
what exactly am i looking at here? why does shehave two buttholes

Moderate use of alcohol, break, THC, codeine, and perhaps more alcohol soon.

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>>73228870
some do but unlike 95% of the lgbtbkjfdslbjfsdqq+ community my sexual preference is actual men stead of """"""""men""""""""""

>>73228944
bit gay lad

>>73228922
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>2 swedish regulars in /brit/
>1 is bent the other is a scat fetishist haitian
ahh yes

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My Sweet Elizabeth Ann, I brought you into this world when I was 18 and I couldn't wait until you were older and I would still be young and we could go on adventures together for the rest of our lives. I've been with you longer than I had been alone when you chose to leave. You are the bravest person I've ever met. How hard it was day after day for you to watch yourself disintegrate into despair and slowly watch yourself die. I watched you fight and I watched you hold on,for me………It was an honor to know you. I will miss you every single minute until we find each other again…..I love you you so much. Mamma

>>73228922
do pussy juices have a smell??

>>73228933
*stares at u*

lads I was drinking a lot last night and ended up cutting my wrists like a retard

Now I have these big cuts there

How can cover them up because I have work on Friday?

>>73228944
So are you gay or something?

>>73228727

why the fuck is the bagina an inch from the bum hole
why is the bumhole above the bangina


why is mother nature so fucking stupid

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>>73228944
I like regular guys too. Well, the guyliner sort of disproves what I'm trying to say, but that was what was cool in the '00s.

>>73228996
yeah, but not much if she cleans properly. smells a bit like pool water imo

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>>73229005
>lads I was drinking a lot last night and ended up cutting my wrists like a retard

>>73228989
really didnt expect this sort of emotional impact when browsing /brit/

love night /brit/
more gay lads, more fun stuff, more jokes
less angry rorkes and rasheeds arguing about muslims and brexit

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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOnUPRBhPJg

>>73229021
extremely fucking gay

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>>73229031
we all do stupid shit when we're drunk l-lads

>>73229005
tight turtle neck sweaters with long wrists


itll be a good look on you

>>73229005
wear a long sleeved shirt or jumper. Please go and talk to a therapist mate, not normal to cut yourself when you get drunk

>>73229021
Wore eyeliner and tight pants in middle school

>>73229005
hahaha my gf did that when I was 14
Come on give us a blowie

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HEY Marcooooooooooooo
Lindsey wants you to lick her bumhole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y83l9TNgQS8

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>>73228999
*stares back*

>>73228963
>>73229014
being gay is a chore when basically ALL swedish male faggots are effeminate whores. straight men were false advertising for this cesspit of fem faggotry
>>73229021
found in britland you have lots more masc fags than us

>>73229021
im going to start wearing this "guyliner"
maybe girls will like me more if i wear it


>>73229062
super faggy but very /fa/

>>73229070
would love to do this

>>73229062
Me too on a few rare occasion and fingernails painted black.

>>73229067
"I'm sorry. They're Australian, they think's it's all fine"

classic

>tfw you become aware of the fact that girls can push poos out by reaching in their vagina and pushing down with their fingers

mad

>>73229083
it sounds gay but I did it for a girl

tfw no boyfriend

>>73229041
Don't even bother checking this during the day.

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>>73229091
dived with a whale shark once

wish benders would stay in their containment board

even more annoying than /r9k/ and /pol/

>>73229073
>found in britland you have lots more masc fags than us
Noticed this desu lad. I've got a gay mate, never even knew he was gay until i walked in on him getting noshed off by a rugby player.

>>73229107
I can push poo out by putting my finger up my bum and sliding the poo out

>>73229107
No they dont

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_k6dzJSOIg

Deano the video

>>73229067
>ywn lick her bumhole

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>>73229057
That would look pretty shit

>>73229058
Nah I only do it when I'm drunk
[spoiler]i'm a alcoholic[/spoiler]

>>73222147
Why does every deano buy BMW or Mercedes or Lexus?

>>73229107
I can do that by reaching into my bollock cavity and pushing down

>>73229128
umm rugby is for straight people hun
he musta played league

>>73229134
>They dont

They can, and im sure its happened before

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/848701201315188736

he really knows his fanbase

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Our 27 year old daughter-so loved and never to be forgotten-she had Bipolar I and was misdiagnosed only after becoming addicted to rx painkillers. She lost her battle after fighting to get off the pills but lithium took her artist abilities away...

>>73229148
>i'm a alcoholic
all the more reason to talk to a therapist or doctor. Come on lad, it's literally just like an hour a week to go speak to someone and the benefits could be massive

>perfectly good thread
>a fucking leaf enters

>>73229148
>can't even do spoilers right

Do us a favour and finish the job next time

>>73229158
Yeah he played league of legends as well.

>>73229107
no way thats crazy. hilarious if true though


prove it

>>73229149
yes because lets buy a toyota

>>73229016
>why the fuck is the bagina an inch from the bum hole


i think about this too
id have a yeast infection or whatever the fuck every week if I were a girl

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>>73229165
BASED

>>73229174
appreciate it but I have no money for therapists

>>73229196
>can't even wipe his arsehole properly
grim cunt

>>73229210
Doesn't the nhs cover tbat

>>73229160
I know they can feel it through the wall if there's like a massive shit but I highly doubt that happens

>>73229005
Are you depressed?

>>73229219
that*

had oral thrust for about 4 years lads
they still won't give me a fucking antifungal pill and nystatin just doesn't work cos it's too far down my throat

just remembered that when I went to australia and I had a concern or needed help, whenever I asked someone they replied "she'll be right" or "she'll be right mate".
what do they mean by this

>>73229194
Why not buy a Toyota?

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LANCIA

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>>73229165
thank you mr president

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Willy was a very talented guitarist and bassist and performed in bands most of his life. A dear friend of his said he drew creative communities of people around him wherever he went. He was also a very devoted and loving son who is greatly loved and missed by his mother.

she played the fiddle in an irish band but she fell in love with an english man

>>73229217
I have never wiped front to back and im not starting now

>>73229210
NHS is free m8, a gp can sort it out for u
>>73229107
>first braap posting
>now this
why is 4chan actively trying to make women repulsive to me

>>73229232
i don't think so

>>73229219
Last time I went to the NHS they sent me out because they didn't believe my arm was broken since I wasn't crying about it

Turned out it was and I never got treatment for it

Fucking muslims

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>>73229210
>money for alcohol
>no money for therapist

>>73229245
ere you that will be right

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Tyson was a wonderful son. He was full of life and love until he contracted schizophrenia around 19. He suffered with this dreadful disease in loneliness and isolation for 3 years. He finally realize that he would never lead a normal life and decided to end his life. He shot himself in the head on 28 November 2007 and changed the lives of everyone who knew and loved him forever.

>>73229275
lol look at him!!

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>>73229194
literally the best car brand. has most reliable cars now and forever more

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America

>>73229259
mate, seriously, could you stop posting these? really making me sad.

>>73229245
>what do they mean by this
she'll be right mate don't worry

what's that? a gf? why no, i do not possess one of those

>>73229321
answer>>73229245

>>73229293
does a therapist accept payment in 4 litres of strongbow per session

>>73229225
seen girls on reddit say they do it

>>73229303
where is this why does it look so unamerican

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>>73229298

>>73229332
means either 'i am indifferent' or 'it is inevitable'

https://youtu.be/nYiOCctlPR0
has limey banter gone too far?

>>73229349
kssksskssksskss
kssksskss
kssksskssksssksskss

>>73229259
>>73229297
Are these real or are you just making them up?

>>73229339
No, only lambrini

t. therapist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STsUCCPLcEo

>no welsh gf
>no deano welsh lads

are these deanos or worse?

>>73229245
probably just means "don't worry about it," either means it will sort itself out, or a general encouragement

>>73229349
free my gato

>>73229349
khajiit is innocent

>>73229346
Boston
>why does it look so unamerican
Because you built it

>>73229345
you've seen girls on reddit say they've pushed shit out by pressing their vaginal wall? i need a link for this why are girls so fucking disgusting

>>73229349
whats with the weird face in the background? looks fucking creepy desu

this programme contains strong feels and scenes of no gf

>>73229385
new england best england

>>73229387
honestly it'll be hard to find it again but it was in one of those threads

>What's something gross your sex does, that the opposite sex has no idea about

>>73229374
Welsh accent is fucking terrifying

>>73229395
what face

>>73229285
Next time you harm yourself, do enough that you pass out and require medical attention, then you'll probably HAVE to go to therapy

>>73229408
i think the best thing men do is pee in the shower or blow their nose in their hands in the shower

girls get grossed out when they hear that

>>73229349
that face in the background scared the shit out of me

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Is there any way to get the yanks out of /brit/? can we speak in another language or something? 日本語 oder deutsche maybe

>>73229385
by unamerican I meant why does it look so nice

>>73229410
the like old guys face in the black bit
looks messed up

>>73229365
heh that is like soooo something a therapist would say

>>73229285
>self harming
>alcoholic
>"i dont think im depressed"
you're a prime mong, mate. Go to a gp and say you think you are depressed or you think you are mentally unwell or something. They will ask you a load of questions and then suggest some next steps for you, probably focussing on helping you with your alcoholism first and foremost

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>Liechtenstein competed at the Summer Olympic Games for the first time at the 1936 Summer Olympics in Berlin, Germany. Six male competitors took part in five events in three sports.

>It was only at these games that Liechtenstein realized their flag was identical to the flag of Haiti, prompting Liechtenstein in 1937 to add the crown found in their current flag.

>>73229432
>he thinks women dont piss in the shower
lol
>he blows his nose in his hands
fucking disgusting,you animal

>>73229446
yes, because you built it

>>73229440
Filter them.

>>73229434
>>73229449
Put a red circle around it

>>73229349
oh man that face is so scary, its demonic

looks like hes holding up a picture now..... "everyone who can't see this face will fucking die"


holy cannoli

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>>73229362
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>>73229380
>>73229382
>>73229395
>>73229434

>>73229472
does California have a distinctively different feel from the rest of the country (assuming new england does)?
if not, is it because of lazy spaniards who never built anything

>>73229507
the cat did nothing wrong

>>73229507
>it's closer in this one
stop

>23andme says im genetically predisposed to being shorter than average
>im 6'3
get FUCKED, dad, get absolutely FUCKED

>>73229346
>>73229385
its philly

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>]
wat

>>73229529
Did it also say you're genetically predisposed to be dumbass?

>>73229507
>>73229539
ksskssksskss

>>73229540
god i hate canadians so much

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>>73229461
I don't like to be a bother Tbh

I would feel silly

Think I'll just follow this guys advice>>73229423
and go with whatever happens