What's your job /int/?

>>73216350
I flip burgers

I shitpost

>>73216350
>>73216350
Drug dealer desu

I'm your mom's bull

>>73216350
I'm a lecturer in mathematics

I stock

>>73216350
I stock shelves at a brewery.

>>73216747
What kind and where do you live

>>73217997
Recommend me a good calculus book.

>>73216350
metal worker

Generic office admin job

Contemplate suicide everyday

>>73218089
There are plenty in russian... Wtf check you course reading list.

>>73216350
Neet

>>73218186
What course?

>>73216350
I'm a web developer

I work in a hospital laboratory

i work with artistic children

>>73218245
The calculus course you dummy. If you want english the pirate the spivak calc.

I own a rent house and live off of it

>>73218245
thomas' calculus

>>73216514
>>73216686
>>73216747
>>73217969
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all me

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>>73216350
Security guard

>>73218327
This.

>>73216350
I'm unemployed right now. I used to work as an adviser in the ministry of finance.

Now I just want to finish my degree before I get something more.

Accountant

Designer earning twice as much as German average

>>73218337
>>73218299
Thanks lads

>>73218427
How much do you get /m?

I work in a greenhouse

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Hopefully by next week: baker.

Wellbeing analyst. Ironically I've been depressed for the past 5 years. Enjoy the job though.

I borrow money from the government.

>>73218095
Which metal? What exactly is your work?

>>73218789
Enough to get by.

IT consultant/Java developer. Make as much as $6.5/hr.

>>73218741
Spivak's a meme, don't do it.

>>73218915
He writes songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6st8B25oGM

>>73219027
No offence but I dont know who are more irritable people in a company:

People who """"""work"""""" in HR
or
IT consultants

>>73216350
I'm a database admin / business intelligence analyst at a small IT company.

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>>73216350
>What's your job /int/?

>>73216350
university student

>>73216350
sous-chef at burger king

Plumber

>>73219142
I don't know what is IT consulting in UK, but here I invent some IT shit, present it to potential customers, sell it, then develop, test, deploy and support, all by myself and our team. You need to be jack of all trades and it's very hard work, not meme job like HR.

>>73219612
It's exactly the same in the UK, but consulting generally is a bit of a catch-all description, so can be seen either as kind of wishy washy or 'uses lots of buzzwords' management tier.
He's an accountant though so thinking outside the box not his strong suite lol

Part time student, and I'm in a welding program so I don't even have any homework, just safety tests online

neet
locomotive engineer assistant

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Physicist. I suck at my job though lmao. Technically I'm a Physical Technician but whatever.

Pretty much all I do is diffraction grating and simple quantum cascade laser shit. It's really not that hard it's just 3D vector shit - just trig.

Whatever FUCK MY COCK WOOOOO

Boom operator for porno filming subcontractor

i fix tv's, computers and shieet

>>73220391
That's some nice high res png image of pepe

3° Sargent, Army.

>>73220553
It's all yours my friend.

I'm a writer for the New York Times.

Package sorter.
Fuck Harley Davidson and their bullshit boxes. Put the labels on top you dicks.

doing a PhD in materials

>>73219612
>and support
You see this is the problem. It's all well and good to change the process/improve the infrastructure but in my experience they a really shit when it comes to support. Usually fobbing off people to call the designated support teams and never acknowledging that maybe they did a half arsed job in terms of making sure all the issues were ironed out after installation. Fucking pisses me off.

But yeah HR is where idiots without any real skills end up. The entire function is based on bullshit.

>>73220892
Do you enjoy materials, anon? Seems interesting to me.

>>73221514
>but in my experience
Mate, you just admitted you're an accountant.. In other words, an office junior with professional certifications. A literal pen (quickbooks) pusher. Your shitty experience directly reflects upon your shitty company and it's decision makers.

Now forgive me while I laugh at your """experience""" LMAO

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>>73221822
>an office junior with professional certifications.
?
Most CEOs have some sort of accounting qualification, and the FD/CFO is always one of the most important positions in any company. Now stop being a bellend.

>>73221951
Yes, as in
>I've had a really interesting life, have some expertese in x, so I'll become a lifecoach
vs
>I'll become a lifecoach lol
See the difference? You're the bellend here btw. The reason I bully you constantly isn't the fact you namefag, it's your truly abhorrant posts.

Don't get me wrong, if you were out on your own and dealing with small companies at the same level I would have some serious respect. Also, if you worked for one of the big 5, I would kind of respect that too, in the sense that "yes you're generic as fuck, but you're clearly capable"


Now remove your name and/or fuck off back to r*ddit

>>73221640
I do, I'm pretty happy with the project. If you're interested in doing it, I'd say go for it. It's generic advice, I know but if you have any questions I'll try to answer.

>>73222202
>t. bitter IT consultant

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>>73216350
Web developer. Trying to make my own video game and become an indie game developer full time. So far I'm not having any success.

>>73222330
Nope, I'm a landlord. I live very close to you, too, before you get all classist as you tend to.
>B-but a director or C*O is one of the most important roles in a company!!1
lmao at your life wasteman

shill globalism by that i mean i work in a warehouse

>>73222378
unemployed would've been easier to type

>>73222484
kek

>>73222438
>I'm a landlord
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh lawdy

>>73216350

Diesel mechanic

>>73222438
how much do you charge to rent out your rectum

>>73222484
No I mean I'm an actual web developer right now, I'm employed and make money doing that. I'm unsuccessful at trying to make a video game though. I've been failing for about 2 years now, I can't get anything to work.

>>73222577
Read as: retired
It's obvious you come from cash too, but it's not really something to laugh at.

The reason I took your shitty bait and responded to the Russian in the first place is because I felt truly embarrassed sharing your flag and wanted to clear the air.

>Rus anon: works on his own terms and provides employment to others
>Vs (You): rich shit with shit for brains so became an office junior
Hmm

>>73222709
for yanks it's free bby :3

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software engineer, mining industry

I sit in a comfy office far away from it though. Don't know the first thing about procedures other than the way they interact with our software

Idk whats the occupational title for someone who is depressed and slowly building up courage to kill himself

basically that

>>73222790
Why

I make interfaces mainly for industrial stuff. I was lucky to be hired for a £ salary instead of ₽ right in 2014.

>>73222790
please don't, you seem like a geniuenly kind and intelligent soul.

Fabrication and welding

>>73216350
codemonkey

student
will work in some economy/ finance stuff prolly
am a seller at times when im needed tho

>>73216350
Architect

>>73222729
What kind of game are you trying to make ?
Hope it's not some mobile shit.

>>73216350
Profesional loser

Don't got one

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>he has a job
Normies out!!

theatre technician

>>73216350
investment advisor

>Bomb maker

>I make bomb threats for a living
Professional hostage taker

Language teacher

Account executive at a Fortune 500 company

>>73226331
I see what you did there

>I make bomb threats for a living
Professional negotiator

>>73216350
I'm a college student, studying Industrial Engineering

>>73226331
Same (well, TA)

Not even meming

>>73216350
maintenance at a hospital

i fix watches