/brit/

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cara

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>rorke bashing edition

>>73214993
when it was white, detroit was an amazing city

all i want to do is wank

Is it true in Bongistan you don't have to attach a picture of your mug to your CV when applying for a job?

If ur going to remain "neutral" in the instance of U.S imperialist aggression against the DPRK ur no comrade of mine

having a think about whether sara takes it up the arse

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jewish gf

>>73214954
just buy new eggs you dafty

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/04/05/politics/trump-syria-comments-response/

can't believe /pol/ actually fucking fell for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-o2nnDF_So

woah did this video save anyone else's life?

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the gf just got approved for an AmEx black card, she was so proud she just begged me to take a photo!

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>IMAJUN MAH SOUP RISE WEN THA TULLERUNT LIFT ATTAK ME FOR BEIN OOT REET

imagine being so autistic that you save pictures of frogs on your computer

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Rorke's Drift painting is literally my desktop wallpaper

>>73215105
back to r/socialism

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this ones a thinker

>>73215135
>we beat literally spear chuckers

ah yes

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>>73215113
this

>>73215094
why would you do that lmao

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>>73215046
Stop posting her shes a fucking ugly fridge dyke. Rachel Riley is our waifu.

>>73215094
Yes. The only time you'd really bother to do it is where it would serve you as an advantage i.e if you're a woman who isn't fat and is under 30.

>>73215094
you'll get laughed at and had your gormless mug passed around the office to laugh at if you do

>>73215111
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/849380006023319552

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>Me on the left when people are making good, wholesome posts
>Me on the right when a lefty starts posting, or someone posts anime

>>73215163
they had guns you twat

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>>73215134
shut up yank, you're not in this picture for a reason

>>73215135
good lad

was shaving my balls today and cut myself twice

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>>73215032
no so nice i would postulate, probably got kids
cant be helped

playing this at my funeral when i die in a few months of lung cancer lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6XhVj5GF0I

bit gay i know but has nostalgic value

>>73215194
that could be anything desu

>>73215094
Yeah, it's also illegal to ask for your age or date of birth at any point in the job application process. Was a bit weird having to put a photo and marital status on my CV when I applied to work here.

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>>73215163
150 men, 4,000 spear chuckers

>>73215194
Bet she got wolf whistled once

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my uni campus is comfy

>>73215206
didn't have a clue how to use them, used to point them in the air and wait for the bullets to drop like arrows lmao

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Aphids are eating my basil plant, lads.
REEEEEE, etc.

Prepping the dick

>>73215236
didn't put a photo or marital status here, still got a job 2bh

idiotic HR practises can fuck off

>>73215123
really dont know what to think about the assad situation now. Don't know what viable alternatives there are to him.

>>73215251
waste of space

should just a bunch of tower blocks

i love how much yank unis spend on sport too

The Russians had Assad do another chemical attack to test where Drumpf's allegiances lie.

Turns out it's with the Yank globalist establishment. That's why he's got rid of Flynn, got rid of Bannon and filled his cabinet with billionaire globalists, sucked up to Israel and now is gunning for war in Syria.

He cucked Putin.

>>73215135
>Rorke's Drift painting
post it

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>>73215208
Yanks are only slightly better than paddies

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NEED a riley bf

>>73215183
>>73215186
>>73215191
wew
here your CV goes straight into the trash if you don't attach one. many companies don't want to hire overly ugly people and save themselves the time of telling to gtfo in person.

>>73215135
step it up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Blood_River

Eating some lovely basil in this bender's garden hahaha
Hope a ladybird doesn't find me

Always have purple bags under my eyes no matter how much sleep i get. Anyone know anything that might help? Is it a moisturising issue?

>>73215266
sorry for your loss

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>>73215266
call them gayphids

if you hurt their feelings maybe they'll go away

>>73215251
is this one of those dry campuses where you cant drink?

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>>73215184
Good post.

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the Jewish States of America

>>73215277
best thing to do would be to tell Putin to fuck off and install a pro-Western dictator tbqh

released a bag of aphids in this runtoids back garden

>>73215251
Looks nice

>>73215285
a lot of them earn profit off sport

>>73215307
>trash

FOY

>>73215311
>Casualties and Losses
>3 wounded / 3,000 + dead

Lost it

>>73215362
>runtoids
West Brit

really gets the neurons pontificating

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491417237941.webm

not a fan of this living gimmick

>>73215251
Is that Montana?

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-syria-idlib-idUSKBN1770YU

do you think Putin wants his money back?

>>73215344
You can literally legally smoke weed (weed shops) and drink on campus

>>73215113
unironically shagged a Jewish girl last week who's only home for 2 weeks from Israel where she teaches English haha

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>>73215297

>>73215251
I love Wyoming

>>73215307
literally chad: the cv stipulation

Rosy has disappeared
Wonder if she got in trouble with HMRC

Favourite subreddits lads? for me

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/

>>73215349
love that style of dress

>>73215359
>install a pro-Western dictator
wouldn't care a great deal about the affiliations of the dictator so long as he was secular and maintained stability. Which assad did do prior to the war but if this chemical attack was actually him it's beyond the pail

>>73215251
>tfw uni buildings are just dotted around a city

sort of wish we had a nice comfy campus

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>>73215251
>>73215251
also loads of fit slaggy girls go here as well

>>73215307
I didn't like it at first but the idea has grown on me since it forced me to actually try to take a decent photo and now I have one.

>>73215422
what did she think of your uncut goy cock?

>i will never be able to watch the sopranos for the first time ever again

feels awful

>>73215464
im on campus and it's boring and shite. Cant wait til next year when i move into the city.

had to attach my passport photo for job applications in Seoul and Paris

Felt quite good desu because i got literally instant replies for both haha

>>73215401
clearly says Colorado on the football pitch you spastic

>>73215445
wonder how the findom fetish is viewed in the law

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me and my runts

>>73215445
nah
someone probably doxed her and showed her parents what she was doing

>>73215445
just imagined Rosy about to be sentenced for tax evasion by a fat judge only for him to let her off scot free and for it to be dramatically revealed the he himself is one of her pay pigs

Getting dark out. Time for closed curtains and light on.

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Conference call with the Dubai office in the morning, lads.
Bit nervous, desu.

>>73215530
alright shetland and orkey isles

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kuroneko best girl

>>73215349
She must be the sexiest brit girl alive. Most of our women are trash.

>gas attack
>Syrian rebels inform western journalists/intel since there's hardly any westerners in regime areas
>they blame the regime
>western media announces it was Assad

>>73215544
eat a conference pear

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brain in overdrive

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r8 tea

>>73215251
what's with all the yellow walls/red roofs? looks mediterranean and really doesn't fit

feeling pretty good lads i've just topped up the ol leccy key

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>>73215583
Nigella is still the British milf queen

I am not a racist I just think Japanese people are the master race

imagine living in some runtoid family in the 1800's where you and your entire family live in 1 room and you have to listen/smell/watch your parents having sex every night

that would fuck you up surely

the bf made spaghetti bolognese and some garlic bread for tea
was very nice

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the absolute state of /int/ outside of /brit/

>>73215508
our campuses are just cities built up of only college kids

any store you go to is employed by college kids, all the bars and pubs only have college kids.

its like a college only town. really comfy 2bh

>>73215591
yeah i am doubtful, especially as russia also says syria had no planes in the area. Where is the "it was assad" info coming from?

>>73215631
think working 12 hours a day in the coal mines from age 7 would do more desu

>>73215583
>>73215628
>sexiest Brit girls
>both jewesses

hmm

>>73215359
>and install a pro-Western dictator tbqh

ah yes cos that's worked well in the past

the only future of Syria is federalisation with regional leaders

I think the Pepsi advert is really good

>>73215563
Yorkshire. Still light where you are? Maybe it's 'cause this is a north facing room and it's a bit cloudy.

>Assad a good boy, he dindu nuffin !!
even Trump admits Assad is a genocidal cunt now

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>>73215594
???

>>73215673
anglo-jews are the strongest race

>>73215631
wow this really made think

never thought about this before

how did it work? maybe they didnt have sex at night?

desu i know embarrassingly little about how much of life worked in the past

>>73215655
had a little giggle tbf

>>73215684
not him and also in the 'shire

it's getting a bit dark but i'd say we've still got half an hour before curtain time

>>73215494
well she's British, didn't even say anything about it, didn't even think about it desu

>>73215687
Hello Al-Qaeda supporter, I have reported you to the police

>>73215594
Laughing

>>73215670
yeh lol fair

would kms for sure

>>73215687
>if you don't unquestioningly believe the rebels you are le evil genocidal dictator
give me an actual source for thinking assad did it that isn't rebels.

what subreddits do you browse? here's a multireddit of the ones i like for you all to have a look at x

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians+Boxing+CasualUK+CombatFootage+CrazyIdeas+Documentaries+FashionReps+InternetIsBeautiful+JoeRogan+MMA+MapPorn+SelfSufficiency+Showerthoughts+SubredditDrama+androidapps+badhistory+chromeos+conspiracy+dataisbeautiful+europe+explainlikeimfive+india+nottheonion+shittytechnicals+soccer+syriancivilwar+theocho+todayilearned+transit+ukpolitics+weightroom+worldnews/

>>73215621
>He asked for this change from the conventional English Collegiate Gothic (like the existing Macky Auditorium) because he felt it would better relate to the Boulder setting and the more proper use of the local sandstone. The Regents accepted his argument, and the first building for liberal arts classrooms and faculty offices was constructed in this style in 1921.

Fifteen other buildings in the "University of Colorado Style" (Tuscan Vernacular Revival) were constructed between 1921 and 1939.

Idk. i agree though, it doesnt really fit

business idea: move The Guardian back to Manchester

>>73215679
>ah yes cos that's worked well in the past
you're right, it has

>proposes balkanisation instead
literally SCREAMING

>>73215673
rachel riley isnt jewish though

>>73215668
Assad has chemical weapon storages, couldn't have been anyone else!
>despite opposition groups having taken over chemical weapon warehouses years ago

>>73215621
spanish revival/mission architecture was HUGE in the west during lots of the 20th century

>Lee Rigby killer Michael Adebowale moved from high-security prison to 'softer' Broadmoor

thank god x

>>73215266
bit gay

>>73215760
give me a source for thinking the rebels did it that isn't putin

>>73215679
ah yes break off rojava from the rest of syria, despite the fact rojava is literally the only part of the country that actually makes money, yes leave them to starve ah yes good solution

>>73215774
>Riley describes herself as a "non-religious Jew" and "pretty atheist", having been married in a civil ceremony. She has from time to time assisted in the pronunciation and spelling of Yiddish words on Countdown

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>>73215673
Rachel riley is a jew?

This... this isn't true..... it can't ......

>>73215772
balkanisation worked in the balkans

>>73215826
ah okay so it's just the rebels word against russia and syria?
i'm going to trust putin over al qaeda, thanks

where do i buy modafinil from ?

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ah yes Jewish university professors

insanely bored

>>73215847
>>73215855
>>73215673
well even if she is i quite like jewish women, they have nice boobs

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>>73215826
Watch some of the videos. First responders running in with no gloves and flimsy masks. Would be dead.

>>73215764
do people here literally unironically browse reddit?

toxic narrative of the brexit campaign

>Moscow offered an alternative explanation that would shield Assad: that the poison gas belonged to rebels and had leaked from an insurgent weapons depot hit by Syrian bombs.

this is the best explanation Pootin can come up with. I wonder if Assad chimped out without Vlad's approval this time.

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>>73215812
Says the bender without a herb garden.
I bet you buy your herbs in little plastic packets from tesco.

>>73215673
jewish women are nice

jewish men? nah

>>73215930
yes you autist. its a good aggregator site

jews are like russians

men are hideous
women are beautiful

Gonna start an Infowars like show and hire a girl to be the host. Ill be swimming in money from thristy rorkes wanting their view validated

>>73215968
you have to be overwhelmingly bent to eat anything green

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>>73215930
yep, get over it autist

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>tfw remembering that you have a horrible personality and no one wants to be around you or speak to you much less have a romantic connection with you

>>73215764
>>73215930
>/r/CasualUK

GOOD LAD

top banter

>>73215998
Is there an example of this principle working the other way around? Beautiful men but ugly women?

watching very fake information about Assad being shilled through islamist factions and their western sympathisers makes me question other "established factual war crimes". namely the holocaust

>>73215930
no, just ironically

>>73216046
UK

>>73216023
How To Win Friends And Influence People by Dale Carnegie. Most useful book I ever read. Changed my life.

>>73216046
The English.

Assad forces and the rebels are as bad as each other

>>73216085
summarise it there la

some shite about taking interest in what people say? lmao

how are roads built?

I've got a door bell attached to the front door of my new house. I've had 7 visitors this week. Not a single one of them has rung the door bell.
They keep knocking next to the door bell.

This is what Trump's UN ambassador said about the Syria attack:

>"When the United Nations consistently fails in its duty to act collectively, there are times in the life of states that we are compelled to take our own action."

/pol/ actually thought Drumpf wouldn't start ww3

>>73216046
Spain

>>73216085

DUDE LISTEN TO PEOPLE LMAO

rebels are innocent
they the good guys, now just send more weapons so they can liberate themselves


t. the rebels

>>73216046
uk+ireland

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>>73216018
Yer mum gargles goblin cocks, does make make her a lesbian?

>>73216085
Tried it but gave up.

>be genuinely interested in other people and what they have to say
This advice is total shite. You cannot choose to be interested. That's like saying "choose to win the lottery".

really - and I mean REALLY gets the ol' noodle soup stirring

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/63jgts/flaming_hot_drama_in_which_a_muslim_teenager/dfupt2x/?st=j15buyc7&sh=7692646f

>>73216108
Private companies hire private contractors who hire private suppliers who in turn hire private wage labourers to lay the materials out in the correct order on the ground. No idea how we would do it without the government's help.

>>73216140
>>73216156
I guess some people are beyond help.

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You will never be a cowboy or bounty hunter in the wild west.

Why even live?

>>73216139
>Latinas
>Ugly

wut

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the (((gf)))

>using a small pocket knife to remove dead bits of skin from my thumb as part of my compulsive skin picking
>knife slips and inserts itself into my thumb beside the nail

fuggggggg

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>>73215604
howling, hope she got banned because i reported her

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>>73216133
the UN has been a running joke for a long time now

remember when the dutch peacekeepers did nothing while a genocide happened right in front of them?

>>73216139
fuck off spain is an example of fit women

>>73216213
ghastly belly button

>>73216207
go and do it in Ethiopia or something

>>73215094
I had to give my photo for my application to train to be a teacher.

>>73216239
It's refreshing to see kt outside of /mu/

Time to admit that Trump has been cucked by the globalists. He's their puppet now.

who /london/ here

>>73216288
kensington mentioned

>>73216286
Hasn't he abolished the TPP though?

Really wish we could colonise again.

Would have a comfy time establishing British culture, industry and society in an exotic third world country with my private company mates

Finally quit the drugs and got over the withdrawals, lads.

Took me a long fucking time. Probably been through withdrawals 10 times in the past 8 months.

I really feel amazing and so happy like I can't ever remember feeling while sober.

Met a new girl at work today too and I'm taking her out this weekend. So happy right now.

>>73216263
I hate blacks.

lads: lying on CV - yes/no

if yes, how much?


I want to add some extra-curricular shit like being part of a society at uni or going on one of those 'feel-good charity jollies' in Malaysia that some of my mates did in school

>>73216315
Hillary Clinton was going to as well.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/aug/11/hillary-clinton-vows-to-kill-trans-pacific-partner/

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>>73216286
He was always their puppet, he is literally a billionaire New York liberal who has donated to Democrats for decades and had them attend his wedding(s). /pol/ was just retarded and attacked the actual conservative candidates like Cruz and Huckabee.

>>73216347
I tend not to

but i know very successful people who just bs their entire cv.

>>73216313
did you ever speak to a chinese girl? lives in kent now

only ask because i know girl who used to speak to a lad from kensington, looked like he might post on /brit/

>>73216357
>hillary-clinton-vows
Oh well if she VOWS then why would anyone not believe that?

>>73216333
all the more reason to go hunt them dead or alive for money

>>73216347
Just say you went around the world. They can't trace that unlike charity work.

>>73216347
It is fine as long as it is stuff they can't or won't check.

>>73216328
WOW DUDE YOU ARE SUCH A BADASS DRUG FIEND HAHA CHOOSE LIFE YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN xD

>>73216328
Thinking about getting into hard drugs myself. By getting into I mean abusing until I kill myself.

>>73216347
i didn't, i'm not a good liar

>>73215236
>>73215275
>marital status
wtf? that is literally worse than hitler.

>>73216347
yeah activities are fine, just don't lie about a job tho

plus don't make a general cv to send off to 5 different places, you'll need to change it slightly for every position

also downloading a cv template would be a big help because it makes it much more presentable

>>73216252
this

>dem drunk polish doctors

how often do you redose with coke

>>73216389
it's been unpopular for some time amongst liberals and conservatives, (((they))) were always going to kill it, wait a few years and then try it again under a different name. Trump will do the same.

>>73216347
bit of an elaborate lie to say you went to Malaysia lol

>>73216432
You have to give your marital status for most jobs in the UK tbqh. Employers like married people because they are less likely to do things like suddenly quit.

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>ghastly belly button

>>73216347

lying about one of those:'a time where you worked as a team' is alright imo. Lying about a Job or qualifications is a terrible idea

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>>73216432
>tfw when had to put 'Hugless Virgin' on my CV

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>>73216239
I'm an environmental consultant, and my company works with the UN periodically.
I can't comment on their peacekeeping operations, but they do fund some good work in the environmental, water/wastewater, infrastructures, and agriculture sectors. They are a difficult client though. Guilty of major scope creep. You sign on to do the things in the terms of reference, and they try to push you to keep doing more for no extra money. World bank and EBRD are the same.

>>73216434
>don't make a general cv

fuck sake, i do this. I usually have a tailored covering letter though

>trump fired bannon

lmao drumpf was a fucking mistake

>>73216347
some guy on my community service course got 200 hours for lying about a reference on his CV

wouldn't risk it really

Had a pretty miserable first 20 years of my life

Hope the next 60 are alright

>>73216526
whatd you get done for

>>73216523
guess he got a call from israel

>emergency siren goes off
fuck fuck fuck what's happening
>weekly test time
almost had a coronary

>>73216505
desu i have 2 cvs
one for random jobs

one for smart people jobs

i do change them around depending on the job, but usually this means just emphasising certain experiences or competencies over others.

What shall I have for dinner lads? I've already had pasta today

watching WWE lads

kurt angle is back? remember watching him growing up

greetings fellow lads

paris is actually an alright place

>>73216526
Screaming

who should I play as in civ 5, i am bored to the gills

>>73216552
possession with intent

>>73216544
The first 20 are the best so it is all down hill mate.

>>73216501
>bachelor - never married - never been in a relationship
I had to put that on one of mine for a company here.

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>>73216523

the puppet becomes the puppeteer

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>>73216373
Press pushed Trump during the primaries at the behest of the Clinton camp, because they were sure she could beat him. Remember how the press started framing the general election as Trump vs Clinton long before he was nominated?

>>73216569
pulpo gallego

Could be doing with some sex

>>73216481
>>73216501
here it's basically illegal to even ask about it in an interview. you would never include it on your cv. bit surprising that it's allowed in europe as i always felt you lot erred on the side of greater protections for workers.

>>73216594
Download Papal States and Religious Victory mods. Play as the eternal Catholic.

>>73216594
VENICE

>>73216418
Don't do it, lad. People care about you.

>press 't'
>bunch of old watched threads show up
>/int/ - Why are jewesses so fucking hot, ...
why tho

>>73216394
is shit like 'I go travelling' 'I go skiing' 'I go to the gym' even useful though? surely that's the sort of nonsense you add when you're 16

>>73216395
It's a pretty entry level position, can't imagine they'd check my name against the register of a uni society 2 years ago or on a charity trip I supposedly did in 6th form (2013)

>>73216434
nah I wouldn't lie about a job, and yeah I know - thankfully all the jobs I'm applying for are pretty similar. I've got a good template though, cheers

>>73216462
it was a real trip that happened, I just never went on it

>>73216618
Expensive 2bh

>>73216604
What?

You hardly remember the first ten, and most of the next ten are spent being an awkward teenager finding your identity in life

>>73216641
not a fan of the venice meme
>>73216639
might do this

>>73216559
you only need to change it each time so that certain key industry specific words pop up frequently for bots to recognise

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me on the right

>>73216662
boiled potatoes then

anyone in brighton want to listen to slanted and enchanted and shoot h with me?

>>73216662
paella

>>73216456
until the bag is empty

>>73216594
play kaiserreich instead

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This is the girl I used to work with at ASDA before I quit and became a NEET.

I had a big crush on her.

Do you lads thinks shes fit too? I can provide more photos.

Rate out of 10.

>>73216615
Yes, I do remember. I was shilling for Santorum and then Cruz once he dropped out.

>>73216456
stop once you have none left

keep fantasising about flying to america, taking a long drive and just shooting myself somewhere

sick of being unable to tell if im just a needy cunt or im genuinely surrounded by wankers

>>73216744
standard british chav bint

>>73216712
nice arse

>>73216744
fuck off pakipoo

>>73216742
but I only have mild autism

>>73216712
This whole women getting drunk meme needs to die. They can't handle it and invariably end up embarrassing themselves far worse than any lad ever would.

>>73216719
That's an option I guess, cba cooking it though

black X6 = phantom
white X6 = panda

>>73216712
"maybe if I crouch down and empathise with these bints one will somehow have sex with"

why are people so transparent and easy to read?

t. pawnmaster

>>73216744
>I can provide more photos
do so

want freinds but don't want any at the same time

>>73216801
Yeah but they're easier to have sex with

>>73216744
that's hannah T and she's an actress

>>73216794
quite good

>>73216794
went to school with her in cork haha

>>73216794
>slavs
>white

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*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*

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>>73215251
Bottom left building with the oblong white piece (it's the roof to a bike shed) is where I went to lectures, top left where the river bends, with the court with two parallel paths with a horizontal intersection was my college

Kinda miss it now

>>73216794
you cannot post that

>>73216856
He's a big guy

>>73216810
He's just concerned but not so concerned as to put out his fag and move any close. Seems a normal reaction

>>73216856
those pixels look suspect to me

"Make America great again" is a Russian slogan. It's a Nazi slogan being pushed by Russia.

>>73216856
what happens to these lads with horrendous HGH guts when they stop lifting and juicing? Surely their organs don't shrink back to normal?

>>73216831
t. ched evans

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>>73216810
>>73216885
also had to cop a feel of course

>>73216831
Women don't need to get drunk to get frisky; a decent buzz is more than sufficient

>>73216712
Why is she crying blood?

Ched Evans did nothing wrong

>>73216862
>Cambridge

Only for people not smart enough to get into Oxford.

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>>73216904

>>73216924
fucking hell what a rapist little runt

would unironically beat him up

>>73216885
He's not even fucking remotely concerned; he just wants to shag either of them.

>>73216842
Yes she aint professional shes going to drama school. She left when i left.

strange to think we're all gay on the inside

>>73216772
sounds like a very good plan desu, might join

>>73216933
It's all or nothing bud

>>73216951
still can't believe janoy actually competed

got a subway with double meat, fuck me lads im dying

>>73216951
GOLEM GET YE GONE

was my birthday last week, grandmother who couldn't spell my name right until 2 years ago sent me a card with the 99p label still on the back, would understand if she was disabled or struggling with money but she is arguably healthier than me and owns 3 houses, only live 10 minutes away from her and she still posted it. nobody else bothered and my parents said they'd do something and then never did haha

should just get over it but even I made more effort for my family's birthdays when i was a teenager. sorry for the blog post but i have no mates and wanted to tell someone

>>73216962
Yeah he's concerned he won't get a shag tonight. Seems a normal reaction

>>73216991
t. rapist

>>73217032
I live on my own. Didn't get a card, text or HB post on facebook.
Such if life in your 20s as a shut in depressive.

>>73216772
same but its hard when you actually think in practical terms. you can't get a gun that easily as a foreigner

Lads remember The Gummi Bears from when you were a kid? Remember that "Gummi Berry Juice?" I just had a sip of cheap perry and it had the same effect, my face contorted, I went hyper and started bouncing all over the room. It's not even strong stuff (half the strength of wine) but it's tart as fuck. I feel a lot more productive now that's woken me up.

>>73217080
go to a range and blow your brains out right there, no?

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>>73217032
mine's thursday. Taken it off my facebook and that - it's just less painful to have nothing and go by unnoticed than have 2 posts on there haha

>>73217123
rude

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gf's in a lot of debt lads

>>73217112
>Gummi Bears

Oh you must mean Bompibjornene

>>73217051
why are black people so dumb?

>>73217112
haha ok mate

*walks off and talks to someone else*

>>73217151
yeah because white people never write dumb shit on facebook right

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>>73216948
>Oxford
>STEM

Pick uno

>>73217123
sad-looking british man turns up to a range alone, i'm going to give him a gun

>>73217071
Bit too far

hey baby i hear the blues a'calling
tossed salad and scrambled eggs

>>73217125
happy birthday lad

haha agreed though, i have it on there but none of the family members i have on there even said happy birthday wahey

always do the stinkiest poos right before bath's

>>73217150
Yes.

>>73217151
genetics

*rags shit to death*

>>73217186
>He fell for the STEM meme

Not smart

>>73217190
you can't fake it? do you even depression?

>>73216948
>Only for people not smart enough to get into Oxford.
You're literally not allowed to apply to both.

>>73217210
hope you do a shower before your bath

new

>>73217229
>>73217229