why don't you come to brazil and fuck our pardas?

>>73213677
What's a parda

>>73213729
new race we created

because they wouldn't fuck me

>>73213729
Catch-all term for any mixed race.

>>73213757
Parda means brown, you're already brown, so you didn't create anything.

>>73213677
Because even a Romanian slut rejected me.

>>73213779

This

Brazilian women are too dominant.


t. Work with them

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>>73213677
>tfw good mate from Brazil
>tfw told girls there about me
>tfw they start adding me on social media and start messaging me asking if I'm thinking about coming over in the summer

they want the BBC (Big British cock) lads

>>73213868
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardo_Brazilians

>>73213919
>Brazilian women are too dominant.
sounds perfect desu, wonder if they like shy British guys

>>73213961

No.

t. That

>>73213953
they want the big british P (passport) but who cares?

>>73213919
My mates mum is Brazilian and she intimidates the fuck out of me

>>73213919
How is that bad

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>>73213999
Fine by me

>>73213999
how far are they willing to go for a passport? would they do the same for a Swedish one?

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>>73213999
UK has no future and it's an overcrowded expensive backwater, why would they want a passport

>>73214098
They don't want another 3rd world passport

>>73214098


It is well known that Brazilian women are Sven lovers, especially if they have pale hair/skin/eyes

>>73213677
Whats a good place for a mexican to visit brazil? Some place with all the stereotypes including samba, capoeira beaches jungle friendly and joyful people and girls like that?

>go to BR
>all qt's have like 10 monkeys around chimping out
>somehow manage to get near a qt and start chatting
>jealous friends and exbf start pushing me and shouting
good luck trying lads

Because somewhere in my genetic code there is some dark or black genes that would react with her genes and we'd have some african looking baby and it would not be fun

>>73214181
Rio is the designated stereotypical touristic spot but for the jungle you would need to go to the north.

>>73213677
I don't want to get killed

>>73213677
I don't touch animals

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>>73214144
funny man

>>73214163
i don't have any of those features and no money either

good question
how much for one?

>>73214399
over nine thousand bananas

>>73213677
Can they handle the BBC?

>>73214399
showing your passport

actually, estonia... just lie you're swedish

Come to Brazil.

>>73214338
T.Abdul

>>73214268
And theres some place like that that is not a tourist trap? Something a little less known or famous just among locals

>>73214527
well I do still have a EU passport

>>73214776
nobody knows estonia they'll think it's something like ukraine

I have a feeling they don't like Americans down there.

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>>73213677
>mfw she turned around

the only sex that actually matters is with your life partner

>>73213677
who dat fluid druid

>>73214816
aight
i think i'll still take my wallet just in case

also post more semen demons like the OP

>>73215090
This

I don't want to catch teh AIDZ

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>>73215801
Then you better get the fuck out of United AIDS of America.

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How can I get a Brazilian gf?

>>73215801
men don't get aids
>>73215873
be foreigner

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>>73213677

>>73214739
The historical cities.

I will, when I get enough money.

>>73213953
Dam an people say be white there.
Heard some documentry of black americans going to brazil

>>73214739
I don't know much about brazil I live in the midwest and only saw the sea once, kek

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My company will send me to our dependency in Sao Paulo for two weeks and we will visit one of the places on the picture.
Where do we have the best chances?
And What is your advice on Sao Paulo?

>>73213677

Because I don't want to piss my genetics down the toilet

-t. Dutch/Anglo/Irish

>>73216387
All those places are really located on nowhere land 2bqf. You should focus on big capital cities, if you want to experience real brazil 2bqf. Also if you go to São Paulo City go to Santos, which is the nearest beach and it's a really cool town.

>>73216387
You have the best chances anywhere, it's only a matter of what type of girls you want to fuck

you will find pardas in those cities up north and more "germanic" white but still hot in the south
>>73216447
you don't have to impregnate and marry her

>>73216472
>you don't have to impregnate and marry her

that's what they expect

>>73216387
>not going to the capital of SP
why
what do you work with

>>73216471
Promissao has 40k, so we had hoped to find at least something there.

How are my chances of getting robbed? Is it legal to carry a gun as a foreigner?

jfc that webm really shows how far a good face and hair can get you
her body is completely average yet I could bust nut after nut to her simply cause she's fuckin beautiful

>>73216079
>trashy bimbo whore with ass implants
as expected of a shartlander

>>73213953
big british cash

>>73216549
We will be for a few days in SP to give a course on our newest products and then visit some companies that use them.
There will be locals from SP with us if needed, but I'm not sure if we want to be seen by them banging random chicks.

>>73213677
Sauce?

>>73216582
>How are my chances of getting robbed?
Since it's a countryside town, I would say veeeeeery low. Brazil's countryside can be incredibly safe compared to the big cities.

>Is it legal to carry a gun as a foreigner?
Lol, no dude. Not even brazilians are allowed to do this, why would you think a foreigner would have the right?

>>73216582
>Promissao has 40k, so we had hoped to find at least something there.
40k town is a really small town m8, sure you are going to find something to do but not in the same dimension as capital city, São Paulo has 16 million people lol, most capitals have more than one million people, and each one got a really distinct culture
>How are my chances of getting robbed?
It always exists, but you shouldnt let that let you down lol, also if you get robbed just give them everything and get on with your life. Don't let it bother you
>Is it legal to carry a gun as a foreigner?
kek, you want to be killed?

>>73216859
Why are you reaponding to Sudacas?

>>73216961
>a sudaca asks, "why are you responding to sudacas?", and he waits for an answer

>>73216961
Because I'm not a pussy cucked faggot

>>73216901
there's hot girls everywhere in brazil, the size of the city will not be a problem

>>73213729
"Pardo" means literally "brown". The Brazilian government is racist enough to deny proper words for mixed people like "mestiço/caboclo", "mulatto", "cafuzo" or "trirracial".

>>73216387
>>73216800
These cities are really friggin' tiny, I don't know what you work with but generally almost all business ventures are centralized in the big cities.

>>73217066
Yes making more niggers is what alphas do.

>>73213677
i wasn't sure until she turned around

PHWOAR

>>73217495
Degenerate subhuman.

I doubt OP is Brazilian. It's the same Portuguese with Brazilian proxy.

I will revenge, just wait moor.

>>73217735

Nah.Everyone knows brazilian girl CRAVE european SUPERIOR cock.

>>73217735

Cuck fetish? Or ultimate beta? He is literally doing propaganda for these whores get green card.

>>73217804
I just want to help /int/bros wtf?

I don't need BR Chads fucking them exclusively

>>73217879

And? What the fuck you will gain if these whores get green card, go to first world and you stay here?

>>73217917
less brazilians in the world

>>73217958

Actually you are making more Brazilians, retard.

>anon getting defensive about some random favela whores
I would understand if OP was the "south brazil is white" autist but who the fuck cares about the faveladas?

>>73218017
how? are you fucking dumb? if they stay here they'll breed full monkey brazilians while in the 1st world they'll breed educated half-brazilians

>>73218024

This. I don't give a shit to black women. They can get all of them.

>>73218072

>faveladas
>civilized

No fucking way.

>>73218072

Fuck off. I don't want to our image be ruined like Mexicans when I finally move to a first world country.

bumb

Why are brazilians so hairy if the temperature is so hot?

>>73217516
The shorter term for this is British.

>>73221823
why are spanish men so bald when it gets so cold in the winter

https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.strawpoll.me%2F12683907

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>>73213677
my god

>>73213677
how much?

>>73222080
Because he got divorced 3 times and lost 5 houses to ex-wives