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Manny Edition
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manchester is bradford light
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>>73205331
shit
may as well post in the retarded version
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will be miffed if the jannster has his fun with this thread
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ha hAAAAAAA
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Ambient techno is alright, but it would be much better with a donk
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bunch of silly willies on 'ere lads

bunch of outright TROLLS writing on WEBSITES with complete FALSEHOODS AND LIES

GET OFF OF MY "WEB PAGE" YOU STINKING GOOSE-RABBITS
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blue tits, lads
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>>73205331
>birt

FUCK OFF
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the FUCK is birt?
you've fucked it again lad
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Watching masterchef and you just know this fat cunt is a SJW
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ah yes
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canada has the best geese, don't they folks
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/04/comedians-tell-anti-brexit-jokes-damaging-careersas-audiences/
>Bremoaners are sensitive they said
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>>73205424
>watching masterchef
>feeling superior to ANYONE
sort your noggin out lad
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>>73205424
>2.19 MB
get out of our non-Korean internet Soong Man-Jeong
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>birt
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>>73205454
brexiteers literally can't handle the truth about the vote kek
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>>73205431
when canada sends its geese, they’re not sending their best. they’re geese that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.
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Proud to be Birtish
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DONALD TRUMP is fuckin PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

the UNITED KINGDOM is leaving the EUROPEAN UNION

WAKE (breathes) ME (breathes) UPPP (splutters out of mouth) INSUUUUUIIIIIIDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>73205454
brexit is literally a cult
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>>73205331
more like fanny lol
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Geart Birtain
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>>73205431
>>73205486
these two posts give me a fantastic idea. two donald trump clones debating against one another using the same exact speech patterns that the real drumpf himself utilises
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>DONALD TRUMP is fuckin PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
(reddit space)
>the UNITED KINGDOM is leaving the EUROPEAN UNION
(reddit space)
>WAKE (breathes) ME (breathes) UPPP (splutters out of mouth) INSUUUUUIIIIIIDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Might choose the easy way out lads (through the door, not the window)
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love wearing hats, me

gimme something to place on the ol noggin and I will place it on the ol noggin anyday
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>>73205468
>>73205506
more the fact that the uneducated fucking senile old runts voted for brexit and they're stupid enough to get offended by jokes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huEtJw7pfLk


outrageous tune
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bloody remoaners. britain should stay british.

fish and chips
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right fucking REEE i'm going to do my dissertation
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>>73205565
glad someone finally said it
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>>73205506
>imblying leftism isn't a cult
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The British monarchy is literally a cult
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>>73205623
brexit =/= right wing
it's more about people who care about sticking it to the elites than the welfare of our country vs people who trust the advice of experts
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>>73205615
Birtain should remain Birtish*
ftfy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9kjRaFiPQM
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absolutely cannot relate to any of the 'le white people' memes i keep seeing

are they just for yanks or?
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>>73205586
Jean-Claude, don't you have a small Mediterranean country to exploit?
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Imagine being the type of person that refuses to believe anything Western governments say but is willing to believe anything the Russian government says without hesitation. V v odd people knocking about these days.
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Bristol?
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have gotten bored of the internet LONG ago

I only ironically browse 4chan now
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based assad gassing people
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>>73205538
>you're a clone of me okay folks he's not real
>wrong! you're a clone of me im the real donald okay

ad infinitum
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>>73205586
have you considered that older people know how good things used to be and how shit they are now and how much of a threat the EU and globalism are to western stability and prosperity
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my favourite coworker leaves the job next week

no reason to keep working there anymore 2bh
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>ordered austrian paratrooper boots
>german ones (which look like shit) get delivered
absolutely fuming lads. Fucking cunts.
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Business idea: Australia plays off SEA, India and China against each other so that we can sell them all coal and take advantage of their instability for financial gain

Thoughts?
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sister just got herself a job in the big city, London that is
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Playing a bit of the ol' 'estiny
doing some 'allenge of 'lders
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>>73205712
retard
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>>73205586
>uneducated fucking senile old runts

They are the people who have watched as all the promises made over the decades about what the union was going to be and not be have been broken.
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>>73205704
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rate the ol acca lads
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>>73205749
More like a job on my big dicky
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>>73205774
they're just mad at their obsolescence lad, they should have learned how to use a computer
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Only people over the age of 40 should be allowed to vote
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>>73205786
west ham will fuck it for you
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39488149/kendall-jenner-criticised-over-pepsi-advert
>Kendall Jenner has been accused of undermining the Black Lives Matter movement in her new advert for Pepsi.
>It's been criticised for painting a "privileged, white" supermodel as a peacemaker between civil rights activists and police.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCEm21aTh5Q
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Only I should be allowed to vote
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>>73205786
0/10. Just lump on Jordan Women -2.5 from 1-0 up, wins.
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Manchester is a great city desu
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>>73205774
you mean the people who have lapped up Boris' lies for decades and have literally no clue about the union other than imagined regulations on banana curvature
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Assad gassed his citizens to force western condemnation, forcing russia to support him again
good play long term i reckon
shame about the whole war crimes thing but ahh well
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>uneducated fucking senile old runts voted for brexit
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U-UUUKIIIP?
The-the DAILY MAIL?
B-BLOODY RACISTS?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/04/comedians-tell-anti-brexit-jokes-damaging-careersas-audiences/
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>>73205839
cuck acceptance soon
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Oi lemme in haha
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*crawls towards you*
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head hurts so much
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>>73205890
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>>73205806
*entirety of /brit/ lounge suddenly stops talking*
*everybody turns to look at you*
mate...
*you find the silence and sudden room-wide attention embarrassing and begin to blush*
...oh god, how did you know I have a blushing fetish?
*I pull out my biggus dickus and begin stroking it like a diseased ox*
*everybody else joins in since I call the shots and lead the wolf pack*
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*votes against the interests of Britain*
*dies*
are over 65s the master trolls lads?
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barry manilow is gay lads

imagine my shock
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>>73205890
and yet these same people will whine and moan about "political correctness gone mad"
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>>73205712
>be 70 years old
>leave school at 14
>immediately receive a well paid job
>buy 15 houses for 10 pounds each
>40 years later they're all worth 800k
>charge millennials huge rent to live in them
>retire age 50
>take even more from young people in the form of pension

hmm... yes... very wise... really makes me...
hmmmm.....
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>>73205890
I think that might be the most hideous facial hair I've ever seen
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spiders are fine
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>>73205712
you fucking fool
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>>73205913
>le over 65s shouldn't be able to vote... they're going to die soon anyway
do you live in fucking kazakhstan lad? Life expectancy is far higher than fucking 65
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>>73205712
>how much of a threat the EU and globalism are to western stability and prosperity
lol
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>>73205927
you haven't seen mine then lol
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>>73205949
not in places like sunderland
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>>73205912
*overhears you use the term wolf pack*

oi lads who let reddit in

*you start fidgeting about*

i-it was just banter lads haha i was just trying to bait redditors

*i pick you up by your collar*

no time for excuses sunshine, you're out

*heems you and throws you outside*

one stella love, ta
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>>73205913
>going to have to work ourselves to death for their pensions
>they'll own homes they don't need while everybody else rents a cuckshed
>vote for parties which allowed mass immigration to start only to complain about it years later
>vote Brexit but they'll retire in France or Spain

Boomers have been playing 9D chess all along.
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>>73205866
VERY low IQ post
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>>73205890
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>>73205910

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rorJCGF1aM

BAD idea
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idea for an utopia: genocide all fat people
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>>73205949
What an odd reaction. I didn't see anything in that post that said over 65s shouldn't be able to vote. You wouldn't happen to be aged 65 and above, would you?
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>>73206001
and french
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>>73205922
There's a big difference between walking away from something you find offensive, and trying to shut down something you find offensive.
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business idea: enslave the french
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>>73205760
>>73205924
>>73205947
>>73205959
>t. 1st generation immigrants who only want more free shit
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>>73206010
sorry i've just heard that argument so many times that "its not their future" etc, i might have been a bit quick on the ol' trigger finger x
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>>73206001
feed them to the thin
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*lurks menacingly*
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Can you just let Europe unite for once, for God's sake

Imagine a united union, from Vladivostok to Reykjavik; from Svalbard to Sicily!
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>>73205922
>individuals walking out of a comedy show is the same thing as government and the media dictating what people can and can't say
fuck off hans
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>>73206029
FOY
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tempted to speak to the so-called "gf" today lads
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>>73206015
>>73206025
t. recognise themselves in the princess nokia tomboy song
even though theyre blokes lol
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>>73206041
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In a system with universal healthcare, why shouldn't fat people have to pay a tax, the same way smokers do?
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>>73206088
in a roundabout way they do because unhealthy foods are taxed more heavily
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>>73205350
t.
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alright lads gonna have a little experiment

If time travel has been invented before I die I'm gonna write a little note right now to come and post on /brit/ at exactly 15:39:00 on 05/04/2017 and tell you all what the future is like
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>>73206088
we have a sugar tax coming in 2018
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Business idea: bet against Rasheedas who can't play football instead of wasting money on accumulators
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>>73206088
i would support this
it's hard to enforce though
smoking is unequivocally bad for your physical health and you can just tax cigarettes
with food you'd have to determine what makes food unhealthy and that's less obvious

>>73206115
there's just a loose tax on sugar, there's no real fat tax in the UK/ definitely not in England can picture scotland doing something like that though
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>>73206139
>>73206115
That's hardly comprehensive though
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business idea: ship out all over 60s and trade them for (millions of) Syrians
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*heems the entire thread*

heh, nothing personnel kiddos
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>>73206088
sugar tax
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oh shit, just realised I have one of the new £ coins
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>>73206171
they try other things like banning unhealthy food adverts on children TV channels, a tax on things like McDonalds would be unpopular I guess
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>>73206226
post pics
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I wonder what the Great Wall of Texas is going to look like
if it's just some concrete shit and not aesthetic I'll be very displeased
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what is this thead title
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>>73206239
most of it's gonna just be a metal fence

concrete wouldn't be cost effective
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>>73206255
We fail
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lads, really hate having a 'social' phone but i like being able to look at the chon / listen to music while im walking around

reckon it's worth buying a second, much older phone that I can use to contact people I actually want to speak to? then use my other just as a means of looking stuff up online. dont want people thinking im a dealer though haha
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>>73206115
not really

shitty food is much cheaper than good food
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Business idea:
a tax on sugar
thoughts?
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>>73206255
http://www.thedtgroup.org/brain-injury/
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>>73206272
holy shit, people are still pushing this meme?
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>>73206155
>it's hard to enforce though
At your yearly checkup you get a certification from your doctor that you aren't a fat ass, and you get a tax deduction for it.
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>>73206238
And the new Scottish £5
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>>73206300
fuck off
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>>73206314
so there's basically £1 there in legal tender
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>>73206314
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Proto gf

Thoughts?
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>>73206272
prefab concrete panels are very cost effective
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>>73206314
RBS note looks much nicer
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>>73206283
to an extent but not really

you can buy a bag of pasta that will last you weeks for like £2, whereas one meal at mcdonalds is like £4-5

>>73206349
heh, yeah
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why do people keep posting pictures of girls with that dog rubbish, what the fuck is that?
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>>73205890
idea: stop injecting politics into your comedy
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>>73206283

Sure if you can't be arsed to cook.
Rice, lentils and good amout of veggies like cabbage, carrots and onions don't cost a damn.
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Out on the balcony having some lunch and doing a read
Very "chillaxed" as they say x
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>>73206403
It's a shit gimmick that girls have been using for a while now
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>>73206379
>dog filter
red flag, abort
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>>73206430
why the fuck do you have a balcony
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>>73206313
the systems are too disconnected and there's a potential financial or social incentive for your doctor to lie. Not sure it'd work
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>>73206387
looks disgusting
also it needs to have a flat surface wide enough to be walked on, in order for border control agents to patrol. My autism demands it.
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>>73206414
non-political comedy is so much harder tho
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>>73206403
Look who's come out from under his rock
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>>73206456
bit late to abort her desu
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>>73206456
Not until her vagina filters my penis
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>>73206403
>>73206449
it hides their big jew noses
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>>73206414
idea: learn to take a joke
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>>73206462
Why not x
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Imagine having an apartment that doesn't have a balcony

Who knows what they do in the UK
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>>73206505
pay up piggies
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if abortion hasn't been around for long then how do people know god is against it?
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>>73206414
Idea: right-whingers stop being triggered cucks
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>>73206524
You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
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>>73206474
>also it needs to have a flat surface wide enough to be walked on, in order for border control agents to patrol
not really true

Digital and drone surveillance does most of the work, agents just go out in their trucks to intercept people.
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>>73206544
>apartment
FOY
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>>73206544
why would you need a balcony when it's pissing it down all the time
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>>73206524
>Just over 16
Oh ho ho you're in for it now my friend

*Takes a deep breath*

JJJAAAANNNNNYYYYY
JAAAAAANNYYYYYYY
UNDERAGE, UNDERAGE PLEASE REMOVE DO SO QUICKLY
JANNNNNYYYY
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haha lads going to jail for 2 years haha
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>>73206551
exactly

how did they do abortions 2000 years ago
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>>73206524
>I'm actually just over 16
hope the janny gets you
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>>73206600
nonce
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>>73206600
Been noncing kids again bazza?
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>leftcucks

pathetic things
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>>73206600
what did you do you madman haha
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mad how people are so incapable of properly reading on here because of autism
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>>73206600
were you being racist in greggs again
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>>73206313

Why not just tax food heavier if calorie density exceeds X? That shit is already on the product information label.
With possibly exempting pure oils and dried fruit?
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>>73206524
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>>73206551
Because God told Moses murder is wrong.
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>>73206524
hope janny sees this post
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Ann Widdicombe's son is actually quite funny
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remember saying i was 17 on the chon once and getting banned for 30 days, appealed it by saying i made a typo and the silly cunt believed me hahaha
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>>73206484
you can actually tell who's related and who's the in-laws
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>>73206627
>>73206628
both wrong sheed

>>73206648
>>73206652
Accessory to armed robbery
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>>73206666
enjoyed this post
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>>73206644
Woah... it's almost as if you need to actually read beyond the headlines to understand... crazy....
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>>73206668
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNY
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he was obviously saying that he isn't a teenager in that post, think you all need to take your aspie pills to be honest family
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>>73206700
>she just lied in her t-title goys

actual retard you are
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>action posting longer than 3 lines
It's a no from me
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>goys
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can't stand my flatmate
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>>73206689
accessory to the armed robbery of a kid's virginity? grim, can't believe I share a board with such filth desu
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why doesn't anyone EVER reply to my threads
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need a 2B gf
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>>73206689
tell us what happened lad
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>>73206767
alri Rabbi we apologise
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>why yes i am a leftist
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gimmick idea: put the song you're listening to in the name field
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>>73206730
Guardian writers don't write their own headlines.
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>>73206828
trip-hop is for boring wankers
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Say you want to be a solicitor and a barrister, which is better?

Solicitor who then does barrister qualification, or barrister who then does the solicitor conversion course
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>>73206653
Because eating calorie dense food is not the only reason people are fat.
People over eat foods that aren't necessary unhealthy, people don't exercise, etc.
Also there are plenty of calorie dense foods that a perfectly healthy person would have legitimate reason to buy.

It's a great ideal if your goal is to increase tax revenue, but as for actually targeting the problem, it doesn't do it so well.
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>s-stop saying goy you racist
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>why no I'm not am a leftist
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*kills you with kindness*
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>>73206851
Law academic at a prestigious institution
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me driving the tractor
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>>73206653
it shouldn't be the states job to force people to eat healthier
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>yes hello fellow leftists
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>good goy.jpg
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>>73206863
appalling post
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>>73206848
agreed
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>>73206906
It should be if the state is responsible for their health care.
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really cringy when people try to talk about politics on a night out when you're trying to get off your nut and have a good time
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>im a leftist
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literally don't know what to do with my time lately

how do you 'tists do it?
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>appalling post
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Almost that time of year to throw money on the horses
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>>73206906
do what I've been saying for years and get rid of the NHS then
only unemployed Pakis need be concerned about it
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me on the left
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>Brexit: Theresa May suggests free movement 'extension'

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-39498647

>yfw you realized that everything is going to stay the same post-Brexit bur the UK lose more representation and protection of the European institutions
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>>73206962
Just had my afternoon Irish, it was a very smelly one
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>>73206957
fuck off Deano
>>
irrational fear of fat people lads
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>>73206813
worked with someone who robbed a a hsbc bank/branch they ratted me out not much to say
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>>73207038
free movement is the only thing worth keeping
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>>73207036
too cartooney, too polished

dont like
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Th' tootsies 2bh
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>>73207062
it isn't irrational the fear them desu
>>
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/849049663244308480

wonder if she offed herself
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>>73206944
>>73206995
no
my point is that the government shouldn't have to make laws and taxations about peoples diets
people should learn to eat healthily from education
and society as a whole should encourage healthy eating
and private companies should stop making shit like bread and crisps since they're shit

the government shouldn't have to do this, everyone else should
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>>73207036
why is the British territory sign facing towards the rock
you fucked that one up lad
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>>73207068
noncing a bank robbers little sister is never a good idea
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off to "cook" some "sausages" lads
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>stop being racist you bad goy
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this was my prediction the day before the election
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>too cartooney, too polished
>dont like
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>>73207068
did you steal your flatmate's swipe card and hand it to him?
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>>73207038
it's a transitional arrangement, we'll ideally be in EFTA for around 5 years while we sort out trade deals with the EU and other countries
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>>73207110
haha you were wrong about New Hampshire you faggot, Drumpkins BTFO
>>
sold 12 items on ebay and the only 2 who tried to fuck me over were both names like mohammed and grsveicks
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>>73207097
>people should learn to eat healthily from education
People should learn a lot of things from education. Doesn't mean they will.
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>>73207138
racist twat, #wereallimmigrants
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>>73207126
nah told the clerk I was a kraut and they called the police on me for plotting terroist attacks
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This.
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>>73207150
well if we put all of the dumb people into special work camps and remove them from society...
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insult my cartoons? it's beatdown time
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>>73206906

Eating bad causes negative externalities if the extra illnesses fatties have have to be treated by the NHS.
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Brexit already crumbling

What will brexiters do now?
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>>73207133
We're not going to be in EFTA
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this.
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the absolute sheedery in this thread
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>>73207179
Agreed.

#brexit #strongerin #eu
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>>73206554
Why do lefties always call people cucks?
Projecting much?
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>>73207068
t. Jaymi Evans
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>>73207227
fuck merkel
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>>73207188
You could try, but somehow it always ends up with the dumb putting the educated into work camps.
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>>73207138
i was going to say "muslims are just brown jews" but refrained because it would be very racist and offensive haha
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>>73207179
I don't understand this particular brand of remaincuck. There is nothing wrong with arguing to rejoin/not leave the EU, but spouting off about a lack of mandate or saying that the referendum was invalid just makes them look idiotic and literally seething
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>>73207227
drumpf got so cucked that day

hilarious
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giz a rating lads
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*fucks merkel*
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>>73207068
how did you help them
how much money did you make had you not been caught
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might order pizza tonight and binge watch season 2 of iZombie
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just made this OC, r8 lads
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>>73207272
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>>73207267
But he's right. There quite literally no mandate for leaving the EU.
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>>73207209
yes, but the nhs should just say "sorry you're not looking after yourself, we're not going to help you"
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>>73207286
why would you do that to yourself
>>
Is britain just memeing on gibraltar or is it serious?
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>>73207304
>binge watch
are you a girl?
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>>73207227
such a misogynist
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>>73207087
wondering if I care

(don't)


>>73207097
>bread is shit
>believing this utter meme
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>>73207333
deadly serious
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>>73207333
We'll almost certainly have to give Gibraltar back to Spain to secure a deal with the EU.
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gettin' a 'ly 'se o' the ol' 'bin lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M15_ic8b4rk
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>>73207348
n-no
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>>73207333
Very serious
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/passengers-removed-from-easyjet-flight-after-gibraltar-row-breaks-out-a3508096.html
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so tru lol
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>>73207333
fully serious

we're now a country who will only defend our land from countries who have smaller militaries than us

see: Hong Kong and the Falklands
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>>73207333
we're going to bomb Madrid so hard it'll make hiroshima look like a fireworks display
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>>73207247
sheed
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>>73207361
No way that's going to happen
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love it when I find a privately educated knob of a colleague when to an ex-poly

fucking cunts
>>
>>73207356
oh
>>73207361
ah
>>73207372
hmm
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>>73207324

Tad mean innit.
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>>73207351
bread is shit and his little nutritional value
it just makes you fat
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>>73207383
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>>73207333
serious
it's british territory
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>>73207406
Spain will veto any deal that doesn't include ceding sovereignty of Gibraltar back to them
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>>73207431
alberto barbossa made this
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>>73207383
this is australia right?
>>
I wonder how many people though Britain would nuke Iceland during the cod wars hmm.. ( it didn't happen btw)
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>>73207429
sure, but people should be told "hey dickheads, stop harming yourself and gain some self fucking control"
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>>73207361
wrong
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-europeanparliament-idUSKBN1771C0
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>>73207361
what makes you think this
the govt will remain a policy of self determination no matter what and i don't think the gibraltans are taking kindly to the spaniards perpetual attempts to bully them into joining their country
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>>73207281
Seriously so brave.
pretty inspiring, i might do the same to my hair.

chicks dig sensitive guys, it's like candy for them.
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stay woke my niggas
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>british ibiza
who would want a normie-ridden degeneracy central on the mediterranean sea
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reminder that you share /brit/ with this half baked twat, mugged someone making a deposit and thought he could get away with it hahahaha

http://www.greatbarrobserver.co.uk/man-charged-with-robbery-at-hsbc-bank-in-kingstanding-as-police-issue-appeal-to-find-second-suspect/story-30083557-detail/story.html
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>>73207459
the cod wars sounds like a shitty ios video game haha
>>
>>73207472
>>73207489
See>>73207452
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>>73207509
this is a bizarre comic
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>>73207430
eat bread every single day and I'm not fat
carbs are good

carbohydrates are energy and energy is good

bread has been a cornerstone of european diet since before the romans
/fit/ mong
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>>73207313
poolusional
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hmmmmmm?
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ah yes that name
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>>73207516
lmao what a turborunt
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>>73207452
The US will veto any deal which takes Gibraltar from Britain
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>>73207516
so many easier ways to get a bit of cash ffs
>>
>>73207542
what an idiotic statement
>>
>>73207578
The US isn't in the EU.
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>>73207579
Name seven.
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>>73207528
disagree

making a post on 4chan doesn't make it so
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>>73207555
he's right though

brexit is fucked and corbyn is useless
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>>73207602
actually it is
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>>73207464

Why not do that through taxation?
It's not like the general populace is particularly good at thinking the future prospects of their actions. Else we'd never have anyone crying about not taking insurance or not investing when they were young and had money to spent.
>>
business idea: a venture fund that only invests in fast/casual food businesses
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>>73207602
and?
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>>73207516
>>73207570

holy shit if you actually believed that post you are a bunch of spastic runts


literally you
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>>73207609
The UK will be bankrupt without a deal with the EU. We'll have to agree with whatever the EU wants from us.
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>>73207602
that's completely false
>>
>>73207509
trying to understand what's going on here
all i can see is russians angry about something and pretending not to be like usual
>>
>>73207087
fingers fucking crossed
>>
>>73207622
shouldn't have to
>>
>>73207616
Corbyn is a tory plant who was shit from the start and brexit is far from fucked
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>>73207673
it wont happen
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>>73207625

I could imagine the bank "financial advisors" offering something like that with at least 2% running costs.
Bunch o' vultures.
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>he believed the bank robber post


fuck me you dense cunts should be culled polluting the gene pool
>>
>>73207673
how will we be bankrupt? No deal will be BETTER than the current deal, the budget contributions cost more than any savings from the so called free trade
>>
>>73207673
>The UK will be bankrupt without a deal with the EU
No we won't. A WTO rules scenario would be far from ideal but loss of passporting isn't really a big problem and the we don't actually have to put tariffs on anything
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>>73207692
Poland and NATO are doing military excercises during the Russian border

Russia doesn't care because they're building a bridge to Crimea instead

there's a whole series of these comics in Russia
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>>73207333
brb becoming a politician in Gibraltar
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You know you're middle class when you're fully grown and your parents still cook for you.
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>>73207702
so they planted him in labour in the 70s for this exact reason

they really were playing the long game
>>
/birt/
>>
>>73207673
It's not like you have zero leverage over the EU.
They have to give you at least a somewhat reasonable deal. Although at the same time they have to pretend to be as unreasonable as possible to keep other countries from wanting referendums.
>>
>>73207773
I WAS RAPED STOP DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT STUFF
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>>73207773
Your parents don't cook when you visit home?
>>
>>73207773
still chose tuition fees though

daft slag
>>
reminder that UK tourist spending is far more important to the spanish than potentially owning gibraltar

they have more to lose than any other EU country if they decide to take a hard stance
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LOL
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>>73207773
but spaghetti is better with mac and cheese
>>
>>73207773
what was the domestic abuse? did her dad go off at the dinner table over israel or something
>>
>>73207752
>>73207751
Having no deal with the EU will mean paying back the EU £60 billion plus we'll lose hundreds of billions from loss of trade and passporting rights, as well the tens of billions we'll lose from ending free movement.

All this on top of the huge deficit the Tories have run up means bankruptcy for the UK.
>>
time to do some streaming on the ol' twitch
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>>73207759
qt
>>
>>73207797
We essentially have negative leverage over the EU.
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>>73207859
it's over, Trump is finished
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>>73207875
not arsed, when society collapses I'll just hunt and eat middle class people
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>>73207773
>domestic/sexual violence

Horse shit
>>
ah yes the smelly serfs don't understand the EU so they voted to leave
>>
imagine not living in a global city of at LEAST Beta- level
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true
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>>73207797
>They have to give you at least a somewhat reasonable deal
wrong
>>
the korean gf has compiled a list of things she wants us to take when we go to korea, so far it consists of:

This is England 86, 88 and 90
Creme eggs
Choccy orange
Pot noodles
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The EU is finished lmao
>>
>>73207950
Pretty much.
The leave vote was a coalition of thickos and traitors.
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>>73207978
...what?
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>4pm
>all the underage get home from school
>massive pro-EU sentiment appears from nowhere
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>>73207797
>They have to give you at least a somewhat reasonable deal

Wrong. Read Trump.
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>>73207978
ah yes, a captioned image on the internet
mountains of wisdom in the impact font
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Can't wait for Frexit. Then the EU becomes the 4th Reich and falls apart
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>>73208020
The anti-EU sentiment is from the people without any jobs or education.
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>>73208069
wrong
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>>73208012
The point is that Trump is a liar and his supporters are delusional twats who believe everything he says
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>anime
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>>73208100
Just like the brexishiteers and Theresa May
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>>73207978
>we'd save a one-time cost of $20bn by cancelling a project that would help save us $80bn a year
Lefty economics, everyone.
>>
>>73208100
at least he isn't a paedo
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>>73208065
Fuck off Vlad
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>>73208100
i get it now very profound
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>>73208100
>t. rasheed al-rahman
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>>73208065
An EU referendum will never get through the French parliament
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>>73208100
wtf I hate Dumpald Drumpf now
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>>73208124
>project that would help save us $80bn a year

i'm guessing you pulled that out of your arse
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I voted for brexit like any good citizen lads
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make a new and fucking spell it right
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>>73208163
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>>73207968
>>73207968
>>73207968
>>73207968
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>>73207875
>Having no deal with the EU will mean paying back the EU £60 billion
Why? If there's no deal there's no deal, so e'd be under no obligation to pay the EU anything.
>hundreds of billions from loss of trade and passporting rights
What? No, getting around passporting is incredibly easy and there'd still be huge amounts of trade with Europe.
>huge deficit
https://www.poundsterlinglive.com/economics/6493-uk-current-account-deficit-at-lowest-in-years
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