How do I get an American gf?

>>73203952
Tell them you have a BIG BRITISH COCK.
Our girls love BBC.

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>>73203990
But my cock is very small

>>73204071
Didn't say you had to tell the truth.

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>>73204100
But she'll find out eventually

>>73204207
>That reaction pic
So your true face finally emerges, huh, Hameed

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>>73204301
I was just kidding I actually have a really big dick

seconding this

>>73203952
>go to america
>speak with a english accent
It's not that hard you beta cuck

Why the fuck would you want one?

They're awful.

>>73208001
Can I do it too ?

>>73203952

be a millionaire,works with every nationality

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How do I get literally anything besides a leaf or burger gf?

>>73208037
>french
You will get girls, but I am constitutionally obligated to beat the champagne out of you if you ever use your effeminate accent around me.

>>73208037
yes

you can't get an american gf if you have an uncut goy cock