WTF WHAT IS THIS? WHAT HAPPENS HERE?

>>73202817
strikes

>>73202817
That's the latin american country of France.

Best Latinamerican country

future colony of Brazil

>he wasn't aware that France is partially a South American country and borders Brazil

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>tfw France borders Brazil, not Argentina

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Thankyou France for braiding my 8 year old daughter's hair

Oh look another thread about that shithole...

Every week, there is a cunt who asks what happens in that shithole...

>>73203123
>>73203155
>>73203189
It's not France. It's a vestige of our colonial empire which we should let take their independence by their own and become the poorest country of America with Haiti.

>>73202817

They're batshit crazy

>>73203359
This thread is not about metropolitan France

>>73203413
>we should let take their independence by their own and become the poorest country of America with Haiti.
yes one more state to our glorious empire

>>73203413
>it's not France
it's an integral part of France and part of the EU.

>>73203413
It's France, just like Martinique and Guadeloupe are too. You can't simply pretend they're aren't part of your country just because they are poor and black/brown

>>73203500
So was Algeria until 1962.

>>73203536
and?

>>73202817
It's the richest region is south america

>>73203528
Nobody considers them French. We call them Guyanese and Antillese, not French. Most French people can't even place Guyana, Martinique and Guadeloupe on a map.

>>73203582
>>73203413
gib territory

>>73203331
why did you vacation there in the first place?

>>73203582
not detecting any arguments in this post

>>73203114
That's why it's full of niggers

>>73203413
What a coincidence, Haut and French Guiana are both populated by ...

>>73203582
How the metropolitans see them is irrelevant. They vote, have seats in the parliament and act just like any other province. Juridically speaking they are French
>>73203607
Nigga shut up. We are in no shortage of black people, there is no reason to claim that area

>>73203757
t. Chimpanzillian

There's a social crisis over there right now, they are demanding a few billions from the mainland when they also want more autonomy. Kinda ridiculous.

>>73203582
Is it relevant to see as a territory? Ehat I mean is as a French citizen would you pay to take vacations there for the beach, jungle, towns etc. The only person I saw from French Guyana was actually white.

Also, are there a lot of jobs as an engineer there since you have all those spacelaunch installments?

>>73203828
cut them loose, give them to us

>>73203854
Fuck no, I want to keep my spaceport >:(

>>73203582
What race are they?

>>73203114
There are some badass legionnaires stationed there. 3REI irrc

>>73202817
>>73203413
where will you launch your rockets from then?

>>73203413
>>73203582
Dont listen to this guy, he has autism.
It's not his fault :(

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>>73203886
we got 200 million badass hues too :D

>>73203582
>>73203413

THIS

>>73203528
But they aren't

this happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5hQ2QsUdZc

>>73204023
gib territory then

>>73203670
Lifou has a natural sheltered deep water bay suitable for vomiting out a cruise ship full of bevans on a short holiday from Sydney or Brisbane

>>73202817
The French Foreign Legion (dunno about the army) uses that place as training for war in jungle terrain, served you boy.

>>73204023
it objectively is though

>>73202817
Honestly, I've no idea

>>73202817
There was a really nice Asphalt 8 route based there

Nignogs that complain that they are poor
Should be neutron bombed

>>73202958
damn

Good place for space shift launch

There is GOLD there, but Brazilians are stealing it

>>73209696
>A territory with gold and a major country wanting the gold
Where i heard that before?
Looks like we're like Portugal now

>>73202817
Spaceship and illegal BR's

>>73202817
Will they vote le pen?

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They're a money sink we keep because they give us a strategic place in SA and is well positioned for the Space program.

It is a relic of when France was a major player and wanted to lead an alternative to the US and URSS during the cold war.

>>73210906
>>73210858
There are just as many illegals from Surinam, actually.