> tfw even escort rejected you

lul

>>73202785
Iktf, when I tried to lose virginity desperately I was rejected by a prostitute and we spent all night drinking and talking and she offered "staying friends". Not a bad thing actually, I don't have any other friends or a gf so she sometimes makes me company to go to movies or concerts.

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>>73203544
>when you're literally the beta orbiter of a prostitute

>>73202785
Are you Arab? I heard prostitutes reject Arab men in Europe even if they pay more

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>>73203544

>>73203544
>>73203659
Ouch...

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>>73203544
>>73203659

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>>73203544

>be Russian
>get friendzoned by prostitute

>>73203544
This can not be real Sergei

>>73203544
How does this even happen?

>>73203544
fake

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>>73203544

>>73203544
Blyat what the fuck man?
>>73203659
Ehh. Ive seen worse. Met a whore once with a bf. Not sure how that works

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>>73203544
>Getting friendzoned by a hooker.

>>73204230
>Not sure how that works
He loves the money she brings more than her. Common sense lad.

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>>73203544
this is a really funny joke, who said russians can't be funny!

>>73204306
>gf gets fucked by other guys daily
>this is ok

>>73203544
op here, well at least you have a female friend ( if you are telling the truth), all i get is rejection soon as they see me. Should never listen to the escort meme.

>>73204399
There's literally nothing wrong with letting your gf fuck other guys.

>>73204512
Shitty bait but it could work on /pol/

gib french gf
i want to make little normans with her

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>>73203764
>>73203659
>>73204258
I don't feel friendzoned because I do not dream of any relationship with a hooker and don't even want to be friends with benefits because she is too "dirty" for me and probably has HIV. But I actually enjoy going to places like skating rinks or aquaparks where she takes me (she always pays for herself btw) and where I never would go alone. I have unrequited love with other person — my doctor (picrel). But we discuss only consistency of my feces and how often I poo, I don't know how to turn this talks in a romantic way.

>>73204512
Oh ok. Ill note that down

>>73204635
>But we discuss only consistency of my feces and how often I poo
>I don't know how to turn this talks in a romantic way.
Kek. I dont think you can go back from that

>>73203544
Don't worry, mate. I have friendzoned a Russian girl, so the cosmic balance is mantained.

>??????
How can you get rejected by a hooker
They only want your money
Unless you are poor

>>73204927
Maybe he is a Muslim

>>73205009
What's the problem being Muslim?
He gets rejected because of his religion?
That doesn't make any sense

ITT: newfags

>>73204635
you can't be real

>>73204927
>How can you get rejected by a hooker
it's not the regular hooker but high level escort, they choose their client because they have so much demand. Basically before the meeting she checked you and can say no, that's what happened to me. Im not even ugly, im fit and young (27). Fucking whore

>>73204635
Are all Russian prostitutes that chill?
I want to have a cool Russian platonic female friend when I go visit.

>>73205094
I only fucked 40 euros pussies so i had no idea those kind of hookers exist

>>73204927
I was rejected it's me posted above. She was very drunk and said I'm not in the mood to have sex now and started crying and whining about her life instead. I couldn't get any erection in such circumstances to rape her at least. Sure I didn't pay her money for that night because I hadn't any fug.

>>73205094
Same here man, except I'm 26.

I was told that I will have a hard time finding a girl because younger guys, especially fit ones, have too much stamina. Most escorts prefer old fat guys with tiny dicks for easy money.

>>73205324
Where the fuck did you even find her?

Was she a low cost hooker lol?
How much were you going to pay?

>>73205336
You just have to ask for a quicky
Tell her that if she does a good job the faster she will get her money
Unless you pay her for the hour which is the most common in my country

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>tfw live in a country where prostitution is illegal
>will remain a virgin forever
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>>73205580
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIFE IS TRULY STRANGER THAN FICTION

>>73205410
Randomly, I was driving through town at night and she stood with raised hand on sidewalk. I thought she was hitchhiking and stopped to give a ride but she said that she is prostutute and came on call and nobody opened door and client don't take the phone so she is looking for another one. I thought it was my chance and took her home. She asked 3000 rub for a night (now $50 at that time $100) I didn't research market so don't know if it's a good price but for me it was reasonable because she was in early 20's and good looking.

>>73205633

Have you tried with any other whores since or has the whole experience ruined it for you?

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>I'm gay

>>73204635
she's pretty

>>73205580
>>73205626
Is prostitution considered a crime against nature in your cunt?

>>73205678
I fucked negress in USA. She had weird smell and pink feet and palms. I feeled zoophiliac fucking an ape.

>>73205931
kek

>>73205768
Does five dollar footlong have s different connotation in Greece?

>>73206034
We don't have subway in Greece.

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>>73203544

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This is too fucking much, this is fucking ridiculously funny

>>73204230
That's her pimp. That guy has dozens of "gfs"

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>>73205931
Why would you fuck a negress?
You wanted to be like Danila from Brother 2?

Anyways, you have to be very lucky with black girls, most are ghetto and smelly, but there's some real qt ones too.

>>73205931
coal minners btfo!

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>>73206326
>tfw funyy russian anon is shitposting
>tfw im not

one day i'll be dead and everything will be over

>>73206698
Tell me your tale then Frenchman

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>>73206951
nah i know you guys will laugh at me, i know how pathetic im, i should never tried to contact beautiful escort, this was a mistake, im a mistake.

>>73207198
Come on kop1, catharsis is good.

>>73207198
come to america you stupid fucking frog
you can BAGUETTE literally any girl you want no matter how autistic and rude you are
just play up your accent

>>73207198
Maybe i will laugh, maybe i will feel sad, maybe both, depends how bad it was

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>>73203544
holy fuck ivan

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My 2D husbando has a gf
>tfw cucked by a drawing

>>73206621
Just wanted to put a mark on my checklist, I don't have any fetish on black girls. Now when fucklist is finished (only thicc latina left untried) I want to try all the drugs except injectables, but too afraid of dying from NBOMEs.
>>73206698
Not a single lie in this thread. My only friend is a whore and I dream about relationship with infectionist but too shy to ask her out after discussing color and texture of my poo.

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>>73205633
>now $50 at that time $100
This is the funniest part of your post.

>>73203544
>she sometimes makes me company to go to movies or concerts
Hope, you don't pay for it....

>>73209195
He already said earlier she pays for herself

>tfw never even tried to ask a girl out

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>>73209864

>>73209864
same desu

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>>73203659

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>>73202785
just go a gf(bic related) ama
anddon forget to bee urself

>>73212437
> be yourself
You want us to keep being an autistic beta fag? 0/10 shitty advice

>>73212437
What the fuck is this?

>>73212668
my gf

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>>73215759
If that's your gf, than this is mine.

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>>73203544
>>73204635

>>73203544

Fucking hell man

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What's wrong with you cunts

Just ask a girl out go drinking with her

Badabing badaboom

You are no longer a virgin

>>73216542
But if she's so easy, where's the value of conquering her? Anyone can do it.

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>>73203544
>literally friendzoned by a slav prostitute

>>73203544
Theres more wen then men in russia wtf

>>73212668
Captain Tunisia and his white slave.

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>>73204635
>>73203544
why are russian posters so fucking good?

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>>73202785
>checking out escorts online
>"native finns only"
and people say racism doesn't exist

>>73217381
Must be difficult being a Swede in Finland.

>>73203544
Do you pay for her cinema/concert ticket? If not then it's ok in my book

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>>73209864
Same.

>got raped so not a vrigin
pretty good feel lads

How do you find a prostitute? I would go to one but have no idea where to find them

>>73217832
Only once. I took LSD and wanted to trip while watching Power Rangers in 3D and she said that it's weird shit for kids and refused to go. So I resulted in bribing her with paying all expenses like ticket, popcorn, fuckloads of beer, taxi and stuff because I didn't want to go alone. Every other time we pay for ourselves separately.

>>73218319
Isn't any black girl wandering on streets after dark a prostitute in USA?

>>73218608
I actually live in a city with a lot of black people. I'll just find one and ask if she wants sexy time

>>73219341
As I was told by prostitute patrons you need to ask if she works in police first. Cops can't lie on duty and will tell if they are. I don't know why do this though, seems seeking for paid love is a crime in USA (at least in Florida where I have been)

>tfw too escorts have asked me to go out after having sex
>tfw still live with my mom so I had to reject them

Did I do right, /int/?

I'm 30 years old...

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>>73219799
>Cops can't lie on duty and will tell if they are.
>he fell for the "we have rights" meme

>>73219856

two escorts*

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>>73203544

>>73204118
It doesn't.

>>73219856

They asked you out on a date?

>>73220241

Yeah, they both told me something like "we should go out somewhere later if you wish".

They even offered me their personal numbers.

>>73220332

Fuckin a whore so good she wants more is pretty alpha but you kinda killed it with
>tfw still live with my mom so I had to reject them

>>73216699

Exactly sex is overrated believe me

>>73220332
You must have felt special, as did the other 30 beta males they did that to.

>>73203544
damn bro :(

>>73219879
So this ritual makes no sense? Russian immigrants taught me to do this with whores. Is seeking for a prostitute really a crime in USA/Florida?

>>73220588
Yes, it is a crime

>>73215798
omg, so pretty... more pls

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>>73220633
Land of """"''freedom""""""

>>73220523

Escorts are fired from their agencies if they give out their numbers to clients because of the insecurity of Mexico so I think it's pretty weird if they are willing to risk their numbers for me... But whateva...

>>73220443

I'm moving out soon so I'm likely to end up dating an escort since I can not into normal relationships with other women.

>>73205931
it was all good fun until you revved up the racism engine

>>73220588
Police officers are even allowed to lie and have sex with whores just to catch them in the act.

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>>73220671

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>>73221776
>1776

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>>73203544

>>73221400
I'm not racist, but sex with a black woman is really disguisting expirience, the worst in my whole life. It's even worse than my youth when I was punk and we made mohawks with vomit and played "freckles" (it's is a game when group of people shit in one big pile and then stay around it and throw bricks. The one who get the most "freckles" wins.)

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>>73222459

>it's is a game when group of people shit in one big pile and then stay around it and throw bricks

Russia...

>>73222459
>>73222459

>russian "humour"

>>73203544
>>73204635
This should become kino.

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>>73222617
>he didn't play freckles in his teens
Come get some nerd pussy

http://www.dofiga.net/interesno/pisya-shubin-k-uspehu-prishel-14-foto/

>>73222617
He is not joking such game existed.

>>73208642
I have done a fair few of the drugs but I've only fucked white girls

>>73203544
what a pussy

>>73222780
>>73222834
retarded games for retarded children to be honest, somebody believes the stories and tries to do them.

You wouldn't believe the stories about games they used to publish in Yugoslavia

And then after a few weeks they discovered it was just a journalist who ran out of things to write and invented some stories.

>>73223506
It is punk culture, dude.

>>73223506
I've never seen a Serb disagree with his Russian overlords before, this is strange.

>>73225486

It's called having a discussion, although as you're an American, I understand how the concept eludes you.

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>>73203544
This is so sad I just forgive Russia for MH17.

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>>73222459
>russians are less civilised than africans

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>>73225979
We don't negotiate with terrorists.

>>73203544
That's nice

>>73203544
wtf, do you think this will work in aus? i want a friend too...

>>73202785
are you revolting or something, OP?

>>73203544
kys. immediately.

>>73203544
I'd honestly like to befriend a prostitute, must be cool

>>73203544
Sounds fun and a facinating experience to get to know the criminal underground from a safe distance.

I decided some time ago to visit a prostitute to lose my V card
I choose a thick milf with big tits
Long story short I played with those melons and that ass for a while, but couldn't get.. really hard, tried a few positions,couldn't ejaculate and ended fapping a for a while. She even left for some time while I was fapping alone on the bed. At least I finished in her tits but it took me a while. I still feel bad, I really like milfs but couldn't get it up.
Such a bittersweet experience, I want to off myself sometimes when I remember it.

>>73204635
Having a hooker for a friend seems very fitting for a /r9k/ type.

>>73203544
Heт.

>>73203544
>the descendant of Vikings and Slavic warriors
>descended from a guy who raped 3 women at once in Berlin

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>>73205324
>I couldn't get any erection in such circumstances to rape her at least. Sure I didn't pay her money for that night because I hadn't any fug.
Holy shit man, stop. It is 0:30am here and I laugh so hard I woke up my neighbor's dog

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>>73204635

>I was rejected by a prostitute
really makes me wanna think...

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>>73204635
>>73203544
I don't know whether to laugh at you, feel bad for you, or be impressed that you're able to be this positive

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>>73204633

>>73232604
laugh into your sleeve, 4:30 here all asleep

>>73203544
>this guy and rasputin were born in the same country

>>73205064
Hookers in burgerland will reject black guys, Arabs, and Asians because they either don't pay or literally try and beat them up. Imagine it's similar in Russia.

>>73231619
thats pretty normal bro, happens all the time on first times or the first time with a new partner

the good thing about getting accustomed to your own hand is that you can reach pornstar tier and go all night. after about 10 minutes the girl will be dead and you get to toss her around and have your way with her

also no fap will get you goin when its time and you wont have to worry about premature ejaculation, but if you do, fuck it, you got yours

>>73204512
whys it always an american posting this?

>>73203544
you can't be fucking serious.

>>73222580
this is just punk thing, y'know.

>>73209864
yep, same