branches edition
free jazz is good sub-edition
first
weebshitters go get a job
>>73200244
notice the repeating integers of my post
i've pooed in the shower before
business idea: move to kiev
What's your favourite colour
anime
business idea: bash the fash
business idea: move to kev
Rate the burger I just made for lunch:
(in order from top to bottom)
> Top half of bread bun
> Home made garlic and basil mayonnaise
> Caramelised red onion
> Stilton cheese
> Beef burger itself
> Bacon
> Lettuce
> Sliced tomatoes
> Tomato ketchup
> Bottom half of bread bun
I'd give it a solid 9/10 personally
>>73200258
stop trying to quote your own post you fat fucking mess
>>73200272
purple
Business idea: stop procrastinating and finish watching this episode of The Simpsons
>>73200299
ketchup or catsup?
>>73200299
> Bacon
FOR (fuck off reddit)
I deleted a really important file on the networked drive and I don't think it had been backed up yet. I'm off today and I KNOW I'm going to be getting loads of emails asking me what happened. Daren't check them.
>>73200299
>sliced tomatoes and ketchup
>ketchup and mayonnaise
>mayo on a beefburger
not a fan
mayo is for chicken
>>73200317
ketchup...catsup
ketchup... catsup?
ketchup..? catsup?
ketchup....catsup
>>73200350
What was on it?
Why was it so important?
I'm sure they'll get over it if you just close your blinds, get comfy, and ignore those pesky emails for a day or two. Yeah, I'm sure it'll all blow right over. :)
>the autism 'NO THIS IS HOW YOU DO THIS' argument incoming
I really fucking hate /brit/ when this happens.
>>73200317
>>73200340
>>73200352
really godawful posts
>>73200299
swap out the ketchup for siracha sauce, remove the bacon
>>73200403
alri rasheed
business idea: become a chicken kiev
>>73200350
Souds like you're worried.
I recommend How To Stop Worrying And Start Living by Dale Carnegie.
>>73200395
your burger is shit
reminder not to respond
>>73200418
alri bruce
alri alri alri
>>73200436
pretending to like hot sauce is textbook rasheed behaviour
>>73200403
absolutely awful idea, awful
>>73200391
Loads of personal details of individuals that I'd spent the whole morning calling around and collecting and that people will need to access today.
student loan came in so i bought some honey which costs 13 pounds
who here /moneybags/?
>>73200271
you take that back
I sleep in a racing car, do you?
>>73200448
now la's (yeah)
what's sounder than being sound
>>73200459
silly twat
>>73200449
I'm not pretending
>>73200450
Suit yourself
>>73200482
no i sleep in a bed with my waifu
>>73200482
I sleep in a small bed on my own
really fancy a bloody mary
>>73200423
Have you read that? I downloaded it a while ago but never got around to reading it.
Kind of figured that self help books are a bit of a waste of time desu
getting embarrassed about past incidents
ever had a girl rip out your heart and stomp on it without her even realising what she's done to you?
>>73200459
>honey which costs 13 pounds
why?
>>73200536
no, i'm too intelligent for females
Was unironically homeless last year lads. Lived in a tent for a few weeks haha
>>73200536
never given anyone a chance to do that to me, it's not worth the risk
>>73200536
nah im not a pathetic sack of shite like you
>>73200536
no I'm gay and too intelligent for females
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTkxW7g-t4A
>>73200553
that sounds kind of fun, did you have a fun adventure out there in the wilderness? tell us about it, la'
>>73200536
i keep away from females now.
>>73200595
more like they keep away from you
>>73200594
it was pretty shit desu, was freezing cold and I pissed myself one night so the whole tent stunk of piss from then on.
>>73200580
anime
>>73200629
bring any ladies back?
>>73200489
loud sound!
>>73200626
i'm tall, intelligent and good looking
'no'
gf just bought 9 pairs of pants
Think it takes me about 5 years to purchase that much underwear
>>73200653
I can't hear you
why does rorke hate iphones
What intellectual pursuits are you currently engaged in?
>>73200629
and then what happened :o
>>73200580
The Simpsons was never funny
>>73200671
too intelligent for pursuits
>>73200673
council gave me a flat to live in
>>73200524
don't sweat it lad, you're the only one who remembers them x
was singing a song with nige but he fucked it
Watching Rick and Morty
>>73200673
I shat myself and the whole tent smelt of piss and shit
>>73200671
hmmm
shitposting at work
Alri lads, you talk shit but I know it's because you are suffering awfully inside. So here is a little something for you.
Are you in London during #Songkran? Celebrate the Thai new year at Buddhapadipa temple in Wimbledon on 9th April. Free entry
>>73200671
writing a dissertation
>>73200671
reading about political theory in my spare time.
>>73200671
none atm, wbu
>>73200543
its really nice honey
>>73200671
Reading through my old journals
>>73200580
>come on kids, let's go home
>we are home
>that was fast
giggled
*sweats it*
40mg amphetamine sulphate straight up the shitpipe
ahhhhh yessss
here we go lads, heeerEEE WE GOOOO
>>73200671
studying engineering but i hate it and want to change course x
>>73200755
Doing a novel
don't reply to him lads
>>73200671
shagging the bf
heard some kid having a tantrum then a loud smack and now he's stopped
could this be proof that domestic violence works?
>>73200671
Listening to podcast about housing policy.
Should be studying microeconomics.
>>73200804
Posting this indirtectly gives him attention, please refrain from this in the future.
If you have any further queries, please do not hesitate to ask.
just booked a cheap flight to Germany next week and an airbnb for three days
who here /globetrotter/
Business idea: niggers
Thoughts?
>>73200795
what sort of engineering?
>>73200802
publish what you've written so far to /brit/
>>73200838
airbnb sounds very sketchy
>>73200751
>>73200748
*replies to both of them*
>>73200804
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>73200863
>what sort of engineering?
mechanical. Want to change to computer science
>>73200868
don't waste my time please
>>73200864
yeh im sure all the millions of people who have used the service all had a really sketchy time
>>73200841
Love it. How soon can you deliver?
>>73200831
You don't learn anything from listening to a podcast once without taking any notes, revising them, or testing yourself on the knowledge that you THINK you gained from it.
What an utter waste of time.
>>73200837
he's too stupid to realise it though and chimps out every time he gets ignored, until declaring that he's too good for us and will never come back, only to return again the next day to brag about the life of a balding 33-year-old backpacking paki sex offender.
>>73200863
It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a women on the other side of the world over the internet
Had a very sketchy time on airbnb
>>73200671
unironically video games
>>73200917
i love memes!
Lads.... Szechuan xD
ree ree ROO ROO MUMMY I NEED A POO POO
>>73200864
it's got good reviews and a white German woman owns the flat so I should be OK
had a dream where I was a girl again lads
*scuttles around in my cage, rooting through the damp straw with my snout*
snunfnfnn... grrr.... *sniff, sniff sniff* ..... hmmmm
*snaps up a worm I find slithering in the mud*
gromph nom nom mmmm
>>73200965
*bangs on your cage*
HEY
QUIET IN THERE
>>73200935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aDIxFieYEt
>>73200838
off to italy this month to a large villa
>>73200934
I like the show but the followers are quite annoying.
>>73200944
Had a dream where I was filming five young children gang up on Tim Allen
One of them grabbed a large knife and jumped up to slit his throat, at which point he passed of the knife to his mate who severed the head completely
Then I woke up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFOX8GJ3mgA
good news lads, pepsi has saved the world
remember when 200kg posted a vocaroo of his voice? holy shit he got slaughtered for having such a shit voice. Imagine a high-pitched Welsh accent being said by someone with a cold. absolutely horrendous sounding voice. no wonder he's never dared to do the same again.
>>73200990
*gets on my hind legs and chitters up at you, baring my muddy teeth*
Happy birthday titcow.
think I might have diabetes
pretty much all of these symptons apply to me, could it be anything else? feel like a lot of people experience stuff along these lines
Being excessively thirsty
Passing more urine
Feeling tired and lethargic
Always feeling hungry
Having cuts that heal slowly
Itching, skin infections
Blurred vision
Gradually putting on weight
Mood swings
Headaches
Feeling dizzy
Leg cramps
>>73201052
everybody has these
>>73201052
i really dont care
>>73201052
see a doctor that bulk bills
dont think the diabetes test should cost anything, well at least my gp told me i didn't have diabetes for free, not sure if that's how it is with all of them.
>>73201052
not a single word
>>73201052
Mum made me go doctors to get a diabetes test a couple of years ago because i had a few of the symptoms, turns out it was nothing
What's your favourite colour? :^)
>>73201136
dark red :3
>>73201136
purple
>>73201052
think you might be gay
symptoms
you
austrian para boots just arrived lads :)
>>73201136
don't have one
>>73201136
spilt normie blood
>>73201136
black
australians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcgh5Gurr8U
>>73201069
>>73201125
ah good, had me worried because I have maybe 90% of them but I'm not a fat cunt
>>73201090
is it just a blood test? how much would it cost?
>>73201136
your least favourite colour
>steals someone's post in the same thread
>get more (You) 's than him
heh
>>73201052
thought the same myself
turned out to be a thyroid deficiency
Reminder: The Gael and the Aussie run /brit/. British "people" are just guinea pigs for our experiments
odds I fap
>>73201215
i do this a lot. always fun
How do gf's even happen
How does sex happen
These are the questions
>>73201194
i don't actually remember, i don't think i was being specifically tested for diabetes but it must have been a concern from the symptoms that i had at the time because he mentioned that i didn't have it on one of my doctor visits.
probably was a blood test
accidently did a /brit/ post in /dbt/ haha
>>73201282
ahaha how embaressing
Too many Australians
>>73200523
Read about a third of it. Very good so far. Didn't realise how much energy and enjoyment of life I was throwing away on pointless worrying. The stories about what worrynig has done to some folks are heartbreaking. Whole lives completely ruined for no good reason.
When a girl tells me she's single I just hear that as a challenge to get her to cheat on her boyfriend, and makes me feel amazing when I fuck another blokes gf, even though I know it's fairly reprehensible hahaha
>>73201258
If those are the questions then where are the question marks?
>>73201332
FONT
>>73201332
If she's single she doesn't have a boyfriend you spastic runtlet
How do you guys keep your downstairs parts fresh for the day? Like in the shower/ bath?
Always get towards the end of the day and i'm sweating and smelling like a brute.
>>73201308
Give it a few hours they all fuck off to bed and this place improves 1000 fold.
>>73201336
i edited his post and got rid of them
hehe
>>73201325
probably wont bother reading it because i'm not an anxious mess at the moment, could be using the time to do something so much more productive with my time.
bullied on /dbt/
Too many brits
>>73201363
t. fat cunt
couldn't imagine sweating in your weather
got ohkod by ofieris lads
fuck them
>>73201363
im not a fat cunt
>>73201409
foy
>>73201423
but you can't reference properly lmao
If you think about it, being self-sacrificing is kind of a shit idea
>>73201423
alri fat lad ahaha
hope i get another shot at life, but not as an insect or some other shit tier life form
>>73201423
calm down tubby
where were you when pepsi ended racism?
https://twitter.com/_TARYNitUP/status/849378436577669121
>>73201484
mountain goat would be very comfy imho
Feel like pure poo
hate it
bit sad that I discovered the pepsi advert from straffo's tweets
>>73201495
Love it when big corporations try to pander to SJW mongs and coloureds and the SJWs turn on them
love it
>>73201521
*pulls back the fat pads covering your ears*
you're a tinge overweight lad haha
called a house full of lads at the call centre today and they invited me to move in
>>73201495
must be weird having protests in every city literally every day
>>73201572
are you projecting?
Just remembered my school was opposite a Catholic school
Never once interacted with one of the papist fucks. It's weird, hundreds of kids right there and was never friends with any of them
*moves to the midlands engine*
>>73200671
waiting for my mate outside the library while carrying 5 kilos of literature on the Spanish Civil war
>>73201583
>taking /brit/ banter personally
alright chubs calm down there heh *rubs your belly*
>>73201594
>welsh west midlanders
Received docs for muh bike. Going to the airport customs office now. So stoked brah
>>73201626
>port rasheed
hate it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_(Nation_of_Islam)
really makes you think
>>73201626
t. Rasheed
i'm in love with the shape of poo
your breadsticks smell like you
>>73201641
Rorke
>>73201052
you think thats bad? i've got stage iv non small cell lung cancer with mets to brain and lymph nodes and neither my doctors nor my fellow posters will believe me
ADORE it
Just remembered my school was opposite an Islamic school
Never once interacted with one of the paki fucks. It's weird, hundreds of kids right there and was never friends with any of them
>>73201650
really annoys me how muhammed ali is still revered today despite being involved and propagating all this cult shit
AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER
>>73201626
Are you the son of an ambassador or something? What's your story?
>>73201363
I like putting a dab of talcum powder on my balls.
>>73201626
do people really obey these licensing laws in ethiopia?
In china nobody gives a fuck
>>73201687
And you wonder why I'm a narcissist? It's because of YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!
>>73201691
Not everyone in poor places is poor, m8.
>>73201650
fuck white people lmao: the religion
>>73201672
isn't not befriending them a crime in the UK
Food: Walkers cheese and onion
Status: Packet opened
Current activity: Crunching
>>73201687
>>73201729
fascinatingly good posts for britishmen
>>73201650
>estimated membership between 50-80 thousand
>meanwhile the KKK has an estimated membership of 5-8 thousand
which one do we hear about constantly?
>>73201716
Not sure what you mean. As in vehicle registration? Yeah, you'll get fucked. The bureacracy here is nuts and the consequences are extreme.
>>73201731
I know, that's why I'm wondering what your story is.
>>73201650
http://tarekfatah.com/why-does-pakistan-seek-a-war-with-india-its-ghazwa-e-hind-stupid/
>>73201731
do u own slaves?
actual idea: Chew nicotine gum when doing something I want to do more in future (for instance reading a textbook or doing work). That way in future I will associate the nicotine cravings with doing that activity
>>73201650
>Elijah Muhammad also asserted that some of the new white race "tried to graft themselves back into the black nation, but they had nothing to go by." As a result, they became gorillas. "A few were lucky enough to make a start, and got as far as what you call the gorilla. In fact, all of the monkey family are from this 2,000 year history of the white race in Europe."[2]
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>73201761
hopefully nation of islam and blm kickstart the racewar soon
>>73201653
which shape of poo
got an itchy bumhole
me on the left
Done two quite decent sized poos today
I must've been full of shit hahaha
>>73201766
shouldn't u be careful of criticizing the government?
just made a rather nice cream of avocado soup
>>73201779
My parents grew up with slaves actually. The Oromo people used to be enslaved by the people of Tigray and Amhara. Colonel Mengistu and his communist regime ended that in the 70s I believe.
>>73201761
How many people has the nation of islam lynched
>>73201855
somehow doubt the ethiopian government is monitoring his 4chan posts
>>73201855
>>73201883
4chan is blocked here. I'm on clover. Feels devilish
>>73201731
the chinks aren't necessarily poor, they just dont enforce some of the laws out of convenience
>>73201883
I'd still be paranoid if I were in some 3rd world cunt with a corrupt government.
Ah yes the great British inner cities
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4552627,-2.2406586,3a,45.6y,282.4h,73.44t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sF4kO9wDJlUT-HyvfdYqMCg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>>73201860
wtf i love communists now!
>>73201871
dunno
>>73201914
nice house mate
>scroll down the front of /int/
>no less than 5 (FIVE) threads where people are talking about that turk autist in germany who thinks he's greek
has he taken over /int/
>>73201793
wiggas
>>73201914
why do british people park on the footpath?
>>73201951
hes not even funny
his threads get so many replies because hes an inside joke
>>73201980
Because it is in an inner city city ghetto filled with pakis
mi wan play Squad but the 1 Australian server is full
>>73201985
Wank: yay or nay
Love the rush of excitement and giddy happiness I get when I pull down the gf's pants before sex to reveal her pussi hehe
love when a rare flag drops by for a chat xx
>>73201980
narrow road probably
>>73201985
>>73202010
Sorry didn't meant to reply to you xx
>>73202010
Yeah go ahead mate :)
love apples
>read bbc article on st petersburg bombing
>they literally spend a couple of paragraphs damage controlling for islam (b-but central asians join isis for reasons other than religion!)
love men
the myth of the noble normie
when did people stop saying "I love it when" and changed it to "I love when"
I fucking hate it when people miss out the "it"
Reeks of yankism to me
>>73202069
bit gay
Joanna Newsom's 'Ys' album is really good lads
Had a terrible night and just lying down listening to that a few times, v comforting imo
>>73202067
the bbc is a national embarrassment
>>73201914
did anyone ever claim british inner cities are anything other than total gash?
Taught the gf to say "Bath" instead of "Baaarth" like some bent southern Oliver
feels good
> mfw a pAPIST looks at me
might harve a barth, lards
Absolutely irate at the treatment Moyes is getting.
The English media loves a good character assassination
honestly lads what the FUCK do i do
this 16 year old is utterly beautiful and I'm starting to really like her but she's 6 years younger
and she has a BOYFRIEND
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>73202067
>bbc
DOWN'T MAKE ME SAY IT
>>73202085
Are you repressing your sexuality? Do you really believe that you cannot love men without desiring sexual relations with men?
>>73202084
>when did people stop saying "I love it when" and changed it to "I love when"
early 80s i believe
can't believe i've been using the picture capchas for so long
classic is so much quicker and if you get it right it actually accepts it rather than making you do it again
feel like a right mong for only just figuring this out
gonna take a baff m8s
>>73202135
pAPISTs, because they aren't as evolve- civilised as we Protestants.
>>73202154
not a fan AT ALL
I won't be taking part in it
I am positive the yanks are behind it
JUST
>>73202146
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_nonce
Working out in the shed
Decided to dabble in a little bit of industrial espionage
NNNNNNNIIIIGGGGEERRSSSSSSSS
>>73202168
classics used to be much easier, it was always a 3 or 4 digit number
now they've got all these weird words in all sorts of fonts and I DON'T like it
Just had a wank at the back of tescos car park and cummed on the steering wheel
post deformed frogs
love when autists get upset
On the so called lunch break as they say
>>73202146
ask her what happened at school today and let the terror wash over you
>>73201902
We had a small scandal here because your prime minister got his Master's from Tampere University of Technology and they wanted to give him a honorary degree.
>>73202200
>>73202179
can't wait until his does a full ben garisson and becomes a /pol/ spokesman
looks like he's currently at the neonazi stage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_DIeKRFRTU
tune
>>73202196
only recently found out we're helping digitise whole libraries by solving captchas. makes me feel like i've achieved something when i do one now.
>>73202168
>>73202196
Legacy never works properly for me
I always get the jumbled up letters which are a lot harder than the pictures
>>73202227
if my body reflected my mind I'd look like this
>>73202226
The current PM Hailemariam or Meles?
hmmm...
>>73202203
> 30 minute lunch breaks
I NEED AT LEAST 60 MINUTES TO DIGEST MY MEAT AND POTATOES BECAUSE I AM A MAN!!!
Picture captchas are piss easy if you aren't a mong
captcha seems to think streetsigns are vehicles... interesting
*notes this down in my "how to disrupt skynet" file*
>>73202240
picture captchas would be better if it actually worked properly, but it's fairly arbitrary as to whether it accepts your answer or not
>>73202200
frenchmanwithdowns.jpg
>>73202179
soz lad
>>73202179
>that headshape
JUST
>>73201766
>the consequences are extreme.
Like Saudi Arabia tier or what?
>>73202253
sheffield straight out of left field
might batter my ISP desu
had enough
banged a girl in a hostel bed, in the toilet, on the roof terrace and in the staff quarters once
>>73202272
shaved my head once. found out i have a skull shaped like a lightbulb. haven't shaved it since.
>>73202253
this madison ivy seems to appear a lot guess I will have to check her out
>>73202252
Hailemariam
>>73202253
why does everybody love lisa ann and madison ivy?
>>73202203
Same
I sit in my car though because there are normies in the lunch room
>>73202180
>16 years old
>nonce
FOY
>>73202259
3 times out of 10 the picture captchas are just plain wrong.
I suppose they don't have the programming down to a T.
>>73202299
plebs
>>73202302
it's legal here too but it's still fucked
>>73202299
high T
name one Canadian ITT that you actually like
exactly
>>73202315
no it's not
>>73202261
You just need to know the tricks, for example you only need to select 3 even though there's usually 4 or 5
>>73202253
is she /ourgirl/ lads?
>>73202336
i should ask the same about aussies
>>73202336
coincidentally it's also the same amount of australians I like
Looks like Spring was only temporary. My city is slowly regressing back into late winter. We'll probably have snow this week.
It snowed once in June when I was in Middle School. This place is far north even for Canada.
>>73202336
Nova Scotia
SHHHHH!!!
>>73202359
man like dj vang
>>73202253
>indian
dirty bastids
>>73202253
>lestah
they weren't lying about the paki thing were they
>>73202315
ay but she is without doubt one of, if not the most beautiful girl I've seen
she's like someone out of a Bergman film
smoked mackerel
>>73202371
FUCK OFF
>>73201495
howling that someone exec though this commercial would be a success
>>73202359
>>73202384
all me
>>73202412
parma ham
>>73202388
>>73202388
recycle
>>73202429
>>73202429
>>73202429
>>73202412
tired
>>73202445
wired
>>73202371
haha you better not talk to me til i've had my coffee haha i'm mad i am