/brit/

doing a depression

/broat/

do do do dod do

I'm not fat, but the amount of ARSE sweat I generate when doing a wank

I had to upgrade from a blanket to a towel on my chair for when I do a wank, otherwise it just soaks straight through

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>tfw too depressed to wank

Based Nige
https://youtu.be/Gk70CLQumyA

not a single brit

>>73198518

>>73198543

>>73198553

>>73198577

>>73198606
all me

>>73198602

how often do you get a real person on text?

seems 95% bots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzdXdl3Q2ME

this is my favourite simpsons scene

>>73198615

fuck off back to the_donald

>>73198659
this
fuck drumpf and fuck white people

>>73198641
bit gay

>>73198659
Does this even make sense?

too many aussies for my tastes

any good films lads?
got the day off and I can't be arsed to go anything really

alri thailad

>>73198694
What you into?

>>73198691
*shoves my willy in your face*

how do you like this taste?

AWW SON OF A HAZMOT
WE'RE NINE YOTZ TO STARBURST
HEZMANA!
WALTZING MATILDA!

>>73198694
Lars and the real girl

>>73198697
alri

>>73198659
>The only lefty is here during non working hours
Hmm makes me think maybe rorkes are all unemployed losers

phimosis and turtle sitting in a tree

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thairad!

>>73198730
I'm literally at work rn, u?

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when will it stop hurting lads?

>>73198748
I don't believe you rorke cunt

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>>73198746

>>73198732
H-A-N-G-I-N-G

>>73198754
it doesnt lmao

>BBW
>plus-size
might want to use these in future x

>>73198703
Tarantino is my favourite producer by a mile, so dark comedy stuff I suppose
>>73198715
I'll have a look, ta lad x

>>73198763
that's fine

>>73198754

when I bounce ya head off the ground

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Hello is this the designated latex gfs thread

>>73198775
ah yes, the ol' fat fetish, shall be engaging in that right along

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>>73198800
no

only arse gfs allowed

ironically enjoy real [spoiler]aussie[/spoiler] hours

ed and jordy sitting in a tree

>>73198800
no, shoo

>>73198823
doctor pavel i am C
I A

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ᵗʰᵃᶦᶫᵃᵈ

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Rinse FM
BBC 1Xtra

All day every day

>>73198683
He's referring to r/the_donald, a subreddit. It's the only one in which redditors are allowed to deviate from the SJW narrative without being silenced by mods or collective downvoting.

Unfortunately there's no way to tell if that Aussie is a hysterical SJW, triggered by Farage and trying to build/expand one of their internet echo chambers here, or if he's just a troll winding you up. Poe's Law is a real fucker in these relatively neutral forums.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

If in doubt, just ignore them. If they're sincere, engaging them will derail the thread. If they're trolling, giving them (You)s will just encourage more.

>>73198841
This made me think

Mmhhh nootka

Woke up to the lovely voice of Frank Ocean today. What are you guys bumping?

>>73198857
hm yes read this post

>>73198697
>>73198746
>>73198841
just fuck off

Upgraded on the flight home lids, woi oiiii

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNjgzzmMYu8

>>73198850
2spooky

>>73198857
>Poe's Law is a real fucker in these relatively neutral forums.
I always said if people didn't stop larping we wouldn't be able to tell the "just pretending to be retarded" people from the genuine mongs. NOW LOOK

>>73198857
thailad is a rorke though

need him out of business sunshine

>>73198891

low test beta

>not liking thailad

paki

almost replied to a brit haha

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https://youtu.be/nR_myjOr0OU

>>73198778
In Bruges

>>73198639
bout 1 out of ever 6 times

>>73198857

/r/The_Donald banned me for having a different opinion, it's an echo chamber no different to any other subreddit.

how come there are no alt-right bands?

thailad is an example of why multiculturalism doesn't work, he hasn't integrated into Thai culture at all. Probably even gotten more English than he was in England

>>73198942

Racists are known to have a low IQ, and an even lower emotional IQ.

>>73198877
Wasn't talking to you though was I? You think everyone here is posting just for your personal amusement?

why did trannies become a thing all of a sudden?

there's always been cross dressing weirdos about what we're witnessing these days is far beyond that

>>73198942
https://youtu.be/E3cFiWtcT4k
https://youtu.be/KxoJ4s01UHw
https://youtu.be/KX3uCmbFUFg

>>73198942
because the alt right is populated by robots and untalented normies that do it for he attention

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>tfw no brit bf to roleplay the battle of agincourt with

>>73198968
they were always there my friend :^)

>>73198966
wind your neck in lad
nobody cares about your subreddit drama

>>73198942
No good alt-right comedians or writers or actors or directors either. Makes you think.......

>>73198987
*pushes you into the mud*
*cums on your face*
heh, nothing personal, frog

>>73198968

They aren't a thing outside of this website and a few niche subreddits, perhaps try leaving your room before making assumptions next time sweetheart.

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wish i was a french lad

baguettes and yummy wine haha x

*hands you a pepsi*

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>alt-right anti-immigration rorke
>lives in thailand

reminder that the US used nuclear weapons on civilians during ww2

>>73199009
me in the middle in an hour haha

DENPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX_baFXsS5Q

>>73198942
There might well be, but if they express those views then it won't be reported and they'll be blacklisted, so we only hear about the ones who say what the media wants people to hear.

Same with actors, scientists, writers, you name it.

>>73199009

> be french
> go outside
> get cancer from all the 2nd hand smoke because smoking is still "cool" over there

no thanks

>>73199016
i imagine he's only anti-certain people. just like Thailand.

>>73199016
>>73198956
>misrepresenting the facts
:^)

>>73199015
ah yes, that first sip of the day

>>73199009
Thinking about doing a move to France and getting myself a nice French bf desu x

stuck talking to an indian bloke on omegle

too cowardly to click stop

>>73199006
there's all sorts of court cases and legislation dealing with them

if they were just a niche group on tumblr then that wouldn't be the case

>>73199015
thanks lad
*sips*
FUCKRACISM yo

ONE LOVE ONE PEACE

wish I was in the elite

*hands you a vanilla pepsi max*

>>73199009
Wish i were Irish desu

>>73199047
enjoyed this post

>>73199060
imagine being irish

>>73198996
How do you know I was talking about subreddits if you didn't read my post?

>>73199047

that's sweet x

no, YOU'RE sweet xx

>>73199066
quite grim really

>>73199069
said i read the post didn't i

the bf bought a vibrator so he's been using it on my penis
very interesting

>>73199047
I know that's you david

wish i was pakistani

>>73199084
touche

*sips distilled aspartame*

If you asked the majority of Thais whether they wanted Thailad and other whitu piggus in their country nonceing and shagging ladyboys and generally not integrating they would say no.

He probably gets racially abused every day and despises Thai people.

>>73199066
quality

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I need to pretend to like soccer. help.
what are some good games coming up I can watch with her? I told her I follow premier

>>73199023
Citation needed

>>73199082
would rather be scottish desu

*sips distilled fentanyl*

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this should be an interesting wank

>>73199131
spacker

doing a severe emotional anguish

do french girls kiss your cheek when greeting? :3

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>He doesn't like free jazz

>>73199107
>soccer
not until you use the correct word

>>73199108
>actual holocaust denier
You disgust me bigot

>>73199148
fooh bow

>>73199131

don't die aha ;) x

>>73199095

dont know who the fuck david is

my name is dean

Organizing a snickers treasure hunt at the uni

>>73199142
Get into NLP. Very good for making you feel better.

>>73199160
google: premier league fixtures

Arsenal and Westham is probably the one to pretend to be excited for.

>>73199107

are you sure that's a so-called "she"? looks like a "he" to me

>>73199173
What uni

>>73199146
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElboblbolbklobloblolboalboalololopopopopopopipipipipipipipipipipipipowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thank you goodnight btw shitkins invented jazz
t. free 'jazzist'

>>73199185
thanks
>>73199189
oh fuck off

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>>73199107
The Seattle Sounders are having a showdown this weekend against the Miami Blackbulls that should be freakin' epic. Those Blackbulls just don't give a crud who the heck they have to steamroll to get through to the playoffs

>>73199200
best post ever

Ken Livingstone speaks the truth and gets censured for it???

>>73199185
>not City and Chelsea
utter nonceicle

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>>73199146
my first itunes purchase back in the day was unironically the essential collection of art pepper, still holds up exquisitely today

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Wish I was a cute catgirl boy

>>73199222
good shout, this too Mr. Yank

>>73199224
reddit: the soundtrack

>>73199107
shes probably a meme fan anyway

dont sweat it kiddo

Does anyone know which part of what Ken Livingstone said wasn't factually correct?

people who get angry simply have too low an iq to understand the world that surrounds them, feel sorry for them desu

>>73199222
it will be a dull game

>>73199235
nonce

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>>73199200
>whites invented jazz
THE TRUTH ABOUT JAZZ

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>>73199259
bad shout

>>73199190
my uni

>>73199200
>FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElboblbolbklobloblolboalboalololopopopopopopipipipipipipipipipipipipowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thank you goodnight btw shitkins invented jazz
>t. free 'jazzist'

stopped reading there

>>73199246
that he called himself a doctor was the first giveaway

>>73199171
alri deano

business idea: do the same shit some other twat does but better

>>73199200
sorry but blacks did invent jazz, just like every musical innovation to come from the united states of blackmerica

except grunge which sucked anyway

nobody listens to jazz except nerds

>>73199240
shan't be discussing the intricacies of pepper's musical talents with you

>>73199143
some do but i don't, it's disgusting, think of bacteria on cheeks

>Cotton candy (also known as fairy floss in Australia,[1] candy floss in the UK and New Zealand) is a form of spun sugar.

F A I R Y
L
O
S
S

>>73199261
nobody said that, niggerboy. it's that niggers love to shout about how they invented jazz n sheiit all the time

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>Does anyone know which part of what Ken Livingstone said wasn't factually correct?

Business idea: get some wanker to pay me

>>73199292
Lot of poofters in Australia, male population is very effeminate.

Double J on the tele

>>73199301
surely going on about something they actually did invent is preferable to 'we wuz every civilisation on the planet n sheeit'?

>>73199282
alri my son

got a big fat wiener 'twixt mine thighs

>>73199301
oh do they? Black's here are p chill desu

>>73199292
does this come as any surprise when our national food is called fairy bread? you're probably a southern fairy yourself

>>73199285
>>73199261
ah yes, shitskins invented trumpets, trombones, saxomophones, and all that other tinkly winkly shit that orchestras had

>>73199171

do u live in ryde

>>73199312
i'd fucking outman you any day of the week you limpwristed pale cunt

>>73199285
>niggers invented techno
>niggers invented rock
>r-rock was derived from black music therefore rock is black!

>>73199292
Better than CANDY (FOY) floss tbf

>>73199292

>candy

grim

>>73199346
inventing a musical instrument =/= inventing a genre
fool

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>>73199292

>>73199304
Ah, great point. Fedora posters like you should be banned from the site

>>73199350
bondi

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> Fedora posters like you should be banned from the site

>candy floss
>candy

ahhhh yes so australia is the last bastion to not be a USA cuck

good to know

>>73199340
Caribbean niggos are ok

>>73199371
>techno
funk with bleep bloops, y'all just stealing more black inventions white boi
>rock
yes they did

>>73199379
ah yes, shan't be standing on the shoulders of giants today, we WUZ kangz

now that the dust has settled, are sweets, candy, or lollies the correct terminology?

>>73199371
editor's note: nignogs actually did invent techno, just not very good. white subgenres were miles better

>>73199396

hmm, idk u

>>73199383

they're lowkey hella yummy

>>73199292

> candy floss

FOY

>>73199413
sweets

candy is the yank version and lollies are the ones on a stick.

>>73199413
lollies

sweets are what victims of child molestation would call them and candy is for fat yanks

sick of clicking these fuckin squares to do the captcha

ar0000000000000000000000000000000000

Wow, did not expect that kind of aggressive defence from the Aussies

Delicate little buggers aren't they

>>73199400
we are though

Need an australian fairy bf

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>>73199413
lolis

>>73199413

lollies obv?

>>73199412
>artists aint shit, the inventor of the paintbrush is my godfather of expression

>>73199434
use the legacy captcha then

>tfw nobody will swap a shift with me

People are cunts I ask for one fucking favour ;_; will never help any of them out

>>73199422
>they're lowkey hella yummy
are you admitting to loving a gaytime?

WHERES PHIMOSIS IM GONNA HEEM THE CUNT

invented a new genre of music, big bowls of water smacked semi-rhythmically

eating candy, more specifically a lollipop. a lollipop is like a popsicle except it doesn't melt

>>73199456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pq8TFptKR4

gaytimes are unironically excellent tbqh

>>73199449
You can't on mobile though

At least I don't think so

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>>73199383
>"""Streets"""
>uses the same logo as Wall's
freaking my noggin

>>73199478
you can

musical genre idea: playing the same note on lots of different instruments at once for 5 minutes

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE I CAN SMELL HIM

>>73199476

how did they get away with this?

>>73199484
Well slap my arse and call me sally. Why did I never press that settings button

Good to know all these Aussies love a gaytime

bunch of poofs

>>73199456
an ice cream named after your sex life would be called the non existant

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>>73199483
just figured out the other day that UK woolworths is some literally who company and our woolworths is a megacorporation comprising half of the australian supermarket duopoly

>>73199522
woolworth's is american you dumb abo

I'm here lad

IF ONE OF YOU MAGGOTS ARE HIDING HIM ILL FUCK YOUSE ALL UP THE ARSE

>>73199483

they're owned by the same company, just different marketing tactics.

joe cocks

love gaytimes

>>73199522
Woolies in this country went bust years ago and it wasn't a supermarket. Don't even know what the fuck it was really, it used to sell toys and clothes and pick'n-mix sweeties. :/

>>73199522
It wasn't a literally who company it used to be one of the staples of the British high street but it collapsed and now it's some literally who online based company

>>73199539

you would fuck us all up the arse wouldn't you ;oo

I WAS IN THE FUCKIN ARMY NO ONE GETS AWAY FROM ME

>>73199547
pick n mix is the only thing I remember ever getting from woolworths except maybe pokemon booster packs

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>>73198800
yes
ignore the mongs x

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>>73199522
white people shop at aldi tbqh

>>73199563
My nana bought me a PSP from there the day they came out after school :3

>>73199535

shut up fat yank go fuck off back to ur own general fucking obese cunt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woolworths_Supermarkets

>>73199483
>he's never been abroad and seen "Lay's" with the Walkers crisps logo

>Another influence came from the harmonic style of hymns of the church, which black slaves had learned and incorporated into their own music as spirituals.[32]
ah yes, white people

>>73199566

i like shopping at woolworths because they have lots of bro-tier indian employees, or at least i think they're indians.

>>73199566
aldi is the fucking best tbqh
their tomato and mozzarella triangoli is to die for

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What supermarkets do Yanks have other than Wal-Mart? Do they completely dominate the market?

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>>73198800
the latex gf

>>73199611
>>73199566

fuck off shills

>>73199611
>tfw work at Aldi

Our £3.09 pizzas are fucking ace and better than those £5-6 Tesco ones

>>73199634
christ, what a fucking unfunny post

>Unilever is a Dutch-British transnational consumer goods company co-headquartered in Rotterdam, Netherlands and London, United Kingdom. Its products include food, beverages, cleaning agents and personal care products. It is the world's largest consumer goods company measured by 2012 revenue.

>eat literally ANY food
>get ANGLO(dutch)'d

>>73199543
DISRESPECTFUL post
this is a DISGRACE
this poster does NOT represent BRITISH VALUES

>>73199641

> premade supermarket pizzas from anywhere

grim

>>73199641
are those the big oval shaped ones?

because the big oval shaped aldi pizzas are fucking lush
probably the best supermarket pizzas I've had

>>73199629
I remember one called Walgreens when I was there. Don't think it compares in scale to Walmart tho

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>>73199634
interesting

>>73199629
this is what I've picked up from consuming american media

whole foods is waitrose on steroids
you have trader joe's but I dont know anything about that
target, bestbuy, again only names to me

>>73199641
what are the nicest things to get from Aldi? some things are unironically peng but other things are absolute dog shit and taste as cheap as they cost.

their moser-roth chocolate is absolutely god-tier

>>73199585
ended up at the duopoly page and they listed bunnings and some chain I've literally never heard of or seen called mitre 10 which is apparently just as popular, is it just because I live in canberra? what the fuck

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitre_10

>>73199635
10 cents have been deposited into your woolworths insurance account

>>73199635
fuck you this is the only job I've ever been good at

>>73199641
Used to have to walk an hour to the nearest shops, they built an aldi 5mins away. The best/worst thing to ever happen to me, Aldi bourbon is beautiful and cheap as fuck £11/70Cl

>>73199634
exceptional post

>>73199629
kroger, publix (personal fav), aldi, k-mart, ingles, super target, costco, sam's club, bj's, piggly wiggly, the fresh market, whole foods, etc
there's a fuckton

>>73199660
Yeah exactly the ones that no plate was ever designed for and the ones just the perfect length to scan twice at the checkout (always double check your receipt). But their absolutely the best supermarket pizza you'll ever buy and they're so fuckin cheap

>>73199669
thought wal-greens was like the equivalent of boots, mainly a chemist and toiletries place
>>73199678
always thought target and best buy were like curries or PC world hmm

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>>73199695
>piggly wiggly

>>73199682
mitre 10 are giant lad how have you not heard of them

>>73199680
prosecco

>>73199695
>piggly wiggly

lifes a bitch and then you die
thats why we get high
cause you never know when youre gonna go

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> tfw you've fucked your entire life up by the ripe age of 20

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>>73199695
>piggly wiggly

>>73199695
redpill me on bj's

I DIDNT SERVE IN EAST TIMOR FOR THIS FAT HEAP OF SHIT TO LAUGH AT ME

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>>73199708

coles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> woolies

literally fight me if you disagree

>>73199720
ah yes, negro """""""""""""""""""music"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>buying any frozen pizza that isn't ristorante
the STATE of you runts

>>73199680
The pizzas, the chocolate, anything new we get in on the special buys meat and fish section, the Belgian buns.

All good stuff. But yeah some of it is toto trash like the crisps. Never buy crisps from Aldi

>nip out to get persona 5
>they want 45 quid for it
Shan't be paying that for a game that came out last year.

piggly
wiggly

>>73199720
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHfTB0ZXzD4

>>73199709
apparently there's 1 location in hume which is some shthole suburb nobody cares about, huh

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>squiddly diddly in piggly wiggly

>>73199734
not as good as costco

>>73199724
ahh yes happy birthday :)

>>73199682
>>73199709

I've heard of mitre 10 but I've only ever been to bunnings because they're closer to where I live and I can get a snag on bread when I leave.

>>73199695
>ingles

Like El Corte Inglés in Spain?

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>non-ridged crisps
literally what is the point

>>73199747
I actually quite like Aldi own brand crisps, especially the prawn cocktail flavour

>>73199778
yeah bunnings and their snags are better than mitre 10 but mitre 10 are still well known. their mascots are those two dogs

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>>73199695
>yanks complain about how brits constantly talk like they're children but they've got a supermarket chain called piggly wiggly

ah yes

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>Persona 5

>>73199695
trader joes is the best desu

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>nip out to get persona 5

>>73199741

woolies > aldi >>>>>>>>>> coles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> IGA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest if there are any

>>73199792
ultra-pleb

>>73199745
Were not talking about frozen you spaz

Frozen pizza is absolute bottom of the barrel

kettle ready salted >>>>>>>> anything else

IF WALSHY WAS HERE HE'D FIND HIM HE'D FLOG THE CUNT

>>73199819
>aldi

now i know you're taking the piss

http://www.towsleys.com/pigmw/default.aspx?p=viewitem&item=MWPG022OP&subno=&showpage=2&subcat=

>Yanks actually wear clothes with supermarket logos on them when they don't even work there

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>Frozen pizza is absolute bottom of the barrel

>>73199839
i'll assume you mean cheddar & onion
but yes kettle chips are the undisputed champion

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>>73199805
>trash can = wheelie bin
>pulp = juicy bits

>>73199853
>paying an extra 50% for no reason

aldi is the thinking man's supermarket

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>>73199809
>>73199815
>Being an EOP

WALSHY WAS TOO GOOD FOR YOU PISSWEAK BASTARDS ANYWAY

>>73199853

Coles is shit tier but tries to pass as similar quality to Woolworths, at least Aldi knows they're shit tier and reduces their prices to account for the low quality goods.

why doesn't the new world produce any cheese

>>73199879
emergency oxygen pack?

>>73199872
juicy bits sounds nicer than pulp

Enjoying my Vanilla Pepsi Max (Maximum taste, no sugar) very much

>>73199872
Oh that reminds me, the orange juice at Aldi is also excellent. It's essentially Tropicana but a third of the price

feel like every song in my library can be interpreted in such a way as to goad me into suicide

putting the holding fee down on a house today lads x

Hate when people think they are the police.

>be at bank
>need to show my passport for something
>passport is a bit tattered because it soaked whilst i was in a tropical rainstorm on my travels.
>went to the embassy whilst abroad to see if i needed a new one and they said its fine and ive travelled on it without issue since
>bank clerk takes off with it
>hear her talking to her colleague about it
>get up and walk to where they are
>she asks why my passport is like that
>i say it got damaged whilst i was travelling but the passport office said its fine
>she starts picking at it with her nails and says did you cellotape it back together
>i say no that plastic bit is on all passports and you should probably not pick at my passport because i dont need it to get more damaged. Are you a bank clerk or a customs agent. Give me back my passport now before you break it

Cant stand shit like this

piggly wiggly edition next

>>73199870
nah the ched in kettle ones is too strong for me

going to do a big fat poo in a minute

I can feel it knocking at my door

aldi=lidl>co-op>tesco>m&s>morrisons>sainsburys>waitrose

quit gaming because i was addicted and it was decreasing the quality of my life, but i've just replaced the time i spent gaming with browsing 4chan and watching documentaries... should probably do something about this haha

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me in afghanistan circa 2002

>>73199919
maybe you shouldnt have a wet passport to begin with, did you ever think of that?

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Oh dear

>>73199897
>any cheese not from Britain or France
binned

really want this fucking masters degree to be over already

just want a 9-5 job and to be a fucking normie, not a poverty stricken student wreck

>>73199895
>>73199878
aldi serves runt fodder to its runt patrons. coles deals only the best knowing it serves the true patricians

>>73199948
i was 7 in 2002, too young to enlist in the armed forces, you see

>>73199919
runt life

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>>73199897
>never tried of coon

peasant

>>73199949
Im not applying/paying for a new onejust because my current one doesnt look nice (but is valid)

>>73199936
browsing 4chan and watching documentaries is still far more useful than video games
video games have absolutely no application outside of video games whereas you may learn a few things watching documentaries (I won't say you can learn things on 4chan because people will greentext it with bradley pictures)

>>73199951
not a word

>>73199985
bit racist

>>73199919
had a similar problem but even more galling because it was some lowly fucking cashier at Tesco express questioning me on the condition of my passport asking me if I'd put it through the wash when I was trying to buy alcohol. No I just travelled a lot and it's well fucking worn and yes a bit water damaged fuck off

>>73199969
when you cant find a job you will just be a poverty stricken wreck

>>73199985
>cheese named coon
do you have milk named 'lebbo' too?

>>73199948
>ywn be an operator

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>73199146
free jazz is shit

WHAT'S THE DEAL with places not accepting out of date IDs? I mean, it's still me isn't it? good gracious!

>>73199980
hmmm yes i see

>>73200013
no their milk's called 'we literally used to steal abbo babies and call it humanitarian'

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>>73200026
your shit

>>73200027
my passport pic is me before puberty LOL

>>73199926
bitch needs boobs on her chest ... PRONTO!

>>73200048
>abbo
>abboriginal

>>73199951
haha

we're fucked aren't we

>>73200057
so from 2016?

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>>73200050
delete this image

>>73200000