/brit/

>>73195995
Nans wanted to leave mostly though ahah

>>73195995
is she locked in there for her safety... or for ours?

>>73195995
Should have made it girly yanks edition

watching nigger porn

>>73195995
dead mans shoes

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https://archive.fo/fO06g

absolute state of sweden

>>73196031
I was reading about that, its scary.
>Swedes want to know when you poo

>>73196031
>archived
Good lad

From last thread:

>>73195262
There are plenty of valid excuses for not knowing what a drug will do to you in the long term. A sheltered or foreign upbringing, a new drug on the market, a drug dealer lying to you or lying about what drug he's giving you, that's off the top of my head.

I agree with your solution though. The current policy is totally counter-productive. Banning and lying about relatively harmless substances like pot and shrooms makes a mockery of the wider anti-drug laws and education, and criminalising drugs forces the whole thing underground where users are afraid to get help, and where there's zero regulation.

If they were honest about drugs there would be a lot more soft drug use but way less hard drug use, which is where the real damage is done.

>>73196018
Did every nan vote to leave?
No?
Well it's a good thing this is just one nan isn't it retard. Jesus christ British """"""""""""education""""""""""""

Date arrives any minute

Not so sure about this, just want to go home and watch a movie

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>>73196031
>when all the conspiracy theorists of the early 2000s were right.

Downloaded the 'der again but i have no recent pictures. Felt like a fool taking selfies so i just gave up
tis a lonely life for me

>>73196096
whys she sucking a cat

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>>73196020
Nan Cage

>>73195919

From what I've read for a lot of the time at work (usually 11pm-7am) it's relatively quiet so you have the opportunity to work on other stuff (which I plan to), or just watch anime, play games, do w/e.

It's probably not the same at every hotel but most night auditors who share their experiences at work on reddit have mentioned lots of downtime (like hours every shift), so it sounds like a good job for now at least.

>>73196104
To get the taste of dog out of her mouth.

>>73196107

also saw some hotel chain advertise $24/hr so that's not bad and i could probably live off that while i work on studying to securing a better job.

People not welcome in Brit
>brexitards
>racists
>islamaphobes
>people that don't listen to bbc asia
>people that don't listen to radio 4
>people with blue eyes
>aussies
>yanks (they kill the umma)

People welcome in Brits
>people of colour
>gays
>transies
>jeremy corbyn
>canadians

>>73196031
those ppl are idiots

>>73196031
>the employees all volunteered to do it for free
what the fuck. I'd expect at least some form of payment for this

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>>73196136
oh hello rasheed

>>73196149
>>73196150
if you aren't doing anything wrong you have nothing to worry about :^)

>>73196136
>Radio 4
Ahahaha fuck off. Can't believe my dad listens to this rubbish. "Women's hour". What on earth is the point of that

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>>73196136
thanks mate

>>73196136
>people with blue eyes
ur racist ):

>>73196136
People not welcome in /brit/: You.

People welcome in /brit/: Everyone else.

>>73196149
>The workers volunteered to have the microchip, which is about as big as a grain of rice, implanted for free.

Dude they didnt even have to pay. It was a FREE microchip. What kinda idiot says no to a free microchip?

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>>73196167

>>73196020
old people tend to bite others under stress

>>73196150

> >the employees all volunteered to do it for free

I would imagine that those who didn't lost their jobs lol

>>73196183
>gif

Fuck off

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>>73196173
free you say? well that changes everything!
I want one now!

Just did a shit

>>73196197
*Nips you*
*Clack clack clack*

the bender with the shit gif gimmick is back

>>73196031
Unironically becoming a weird twist on 1984 but with state mandated bulls

>>73196199
i'd take the job loss. Fuck that.

>>73196199
>so sven, you refused to take the microchip?
>yes sir
>are you planning to do a secret poo, sven?
>n-no sir
>there is literally no other reason to reject our microchip
>b-but-
>tell me about your plan to do a secret poo

>>73196227
Exploit him for (you)s.

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>>73196031
>Get doctor to take it out, put it on a ring
>Stick ring on desk
>Go for hour long poos
>4 hour lunches
>1 hour elevensies
>Do 1hr of actual work a day
>Get raise for productivity!

>>73196248
>gif

Fuck off

>real aussie shitposting hours

I'm out.

>>73196238
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos.
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs.
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these
bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them.
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

>No food for 48 hours starting last night

What do I eat once my hours are up?

*PTHHHHHBBRAAAAAAAPPPPP*

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>>73196287
fried curds

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>>73196274

>>73196283
>gif

Fuck off

>>73196274
Reminds me off the time i was awake for 144 hours on a methamphetamine binge including a massive 2 day LSD trip in the middle, now that was a rush. A rush and a half.

When I was 14 I drank three liters of wine and then did buckets of amsterdam quality skunk until I was too fucked to stand up, then my mates started pumping lungs into me so I could keep buzzing hard. Did about 200 lungs, would have kept going if we didn't run out of weed.

You or any other pussies who post in /brit/ has ever known a rush like that.

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Tried these yesterday lads

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>>73196312
gassed kurds?

>>73196344
味道怎么样呢

>>73196271
Better than yank hours from 3am till about 7am. Some proper cringeworthy posts.

what the fuck is wrong with swedes
http://www.rfsl.se/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/RFSL_Nyanl%C3%A4nda_broschyr_2016-03-03.pdf

rewatching this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZSzvuXMpoc

It is so beautiful

>>73196378

The meat was pretty nice but too much gristle.

eye won't stop twitching

>>73196413
Stayed up all night to watch this. When my county came in at >50% Leave and I knew my vote was counted. Damn it felt good.

in the cyberpunk future, the currency will not be microchips but (you)s
gimme three (you)s for a quarter they'll say

>>73196437
where's my 8.3c

penis IN vagina? can't say I have heard of it

>>73196433
massage the muscles below your eye with your finger

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Should I watch Chelsea - City or Arse - Wet Spam?

>>73196437

Will the currencies have pictures of bumblebees on them?

Haven't pooed in two days now I have really bad poo pains

>hear angry shouting from dad
>think something's wrong
>turns out there was a gay fella on tv

>>73196485
Shong down some apples or plums.

>>73196287
That would make a good /ck/ thread.

Spinach basically cleans your insides, it's very good for the digestive system. Creamy chicken soup might be good. It's tasty, easily digested, good amount of protein etc., and the cream will line your insides, protecting it from whatever shite you're gonna pour down there afterwards (eg booze).

We should honestly try and make wearing an onion on your belt the new fashion style.

What a gaggling bunch of stupid, useless cunts the Scottish are.

Isn't it interesting that the inside of an arse looks like a beautiful rose?

>>73196433
I always get this before exam season

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I'm watching a horror movie where an intelligent guy loses complete control of his life and is tormented by misfortune until he questions everything he's ever believed in.

Near the end, and it seems like a glamorous interpretation of my actual life.

My life is literally an even more tragic version of a horror movie.

got the cock out for the korean gf

>>73196354
Oh, that's what Erdogan meant when he said he had some suprises for the west.

want to make cold brew coffee but don't have a mason jar
hm, don't really want to go out today to buy one either

>>73196344
figured they only used them to make stock

>>73196502
sometimes forget i share /brit/ with council estate pikeys

>>73196552
we invented mason jars

>>73196575
/brit/ invented mason jars?

>>73196575
don't particularly care

>>73196585
I'm role playing countries
>>73196595
yes you do

>>73196609
Bender

>>73196630
cuck

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>>73196031
>tfw I didn't want to trust that aussie website
>tfw I googled sweden microchip
>tfw it's actually true
I'd like to do the usual SWEDEN YES but honestly this is just sad

getting rude in here. off to bed. busy day tomorrow!

>>73196573
>le progressive southern man
Epic mate.

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>>73196585
The Free Masons invented the Mason Jar.

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>>73196668

>>73196690
t. pikey

>>73196668

>>73196274
you have problems

Just did an immense tortilla wrap poo

>>73196690
I'm not a fan of gays on TV either desu, but if your dad shouts at homos on the TV it's safe to say he's probably a pleb. Further confirmed by you just affirming you are northern

>>73196729
reddit

Edward Hyde Clarendon was an English statesman who served as Lord Chancellor to King Charles II.

He was loyal to the king and built-up the royalist cause and served as the chief minister after 1660.

He was the maternal grandfather of two monarchs, Queen Mary II and Queen Anne.

The diarist Samuel Pepys wrote thirty years later that he never knew anyone who could speak as well as Hyde.

He found it hard to forgive anyone, even a close friend, who fought for Parliament, and he severed many personal friendships as a result.

He detested all the Parliamentary leaders, describing Oliver Cromwell as "a brave bad man".

Hyde was not closely involved with Charles II's attempts to regain the throne between 1649 and 1651. On the Restoration of the Monarchy in 1660, he returned to England with the king.

Clarendon was accused of arranging the King's marriage to a woman he knew to be barren to secure the throne for the children of his daughter Anne, who was bethrowed to the king's younger brother, the Duke of York (the future King James II)

the gf is a lefty but she loves making fun of black people on tv

just lost in chess again

le sigh

>>73196749
also reinforced by the fact his dad is at home watching telly at 9.30 on a wednesday morning

>>73196769
>lefty
>racist

does not compute

>>73196769
stop corrupting her

somehow bit my lip pretty bad at some point while asleep. big scar and a blood stain on the pillow

freddy kruger must be out to get me. only logical explanation I can think of

>>73196763
I like these /brit/ history posts. Interesting and educational.

*snuffles at the lock on the door of my cage*
snff... *sniff sniff*... grrr *hic*
*sits down on the rotting straw and sighs deeply*

>he's reading posts

laughing

>waiting on a date
>10 minutes late I send a text saying where I'll be inside
>"Are you with anyone?"
>Confused
>"Yeah sorry I'm going to to be late :/"
>Wait another 10 before sending a text
>"How late?"
>"About two hours"
>Realise this is a complete dead end
>Tell her I might reschedule another time then
>Texts me "all good" as though she was forgiving me or something

Shan't be calling her again that's for sure

>>73196810
you dont know many working class folks do you lad

Just tried Disaronno. Tastes like Dr. Pepper with something missing (Cola I presume). It predates Dr. Pepper by a couple of centuries, and considering sodas descend from seltzer cocktails, I wouldn't be surprised that Dr. Pepper is actually based on Disaronno (or a similar Amaretto).

Just an informed hypothesis.

>>73196769
why does it matter what hand she writes with?

how do I learn japanese

>>73196854
unlucky turtlemong

I keep waking myself up with my snoring. Not normal rhythmical snoring though, weird noises. Like a sudden snorting, grunting, groaning noise like a half-man, half pig might make when startled while eating. I have my bedroom window open when I sleep and I'm sure the neighbours can hear it.

>>73196841
Never read a post in my life. I have a browser extension that reads posts for me.

>>73196856
leftism is no longer economically viable

keynesianism has shown to be far superior

throwing support behind leftists these days is just being anti white

>>73196891
keynesianism is left you fucking moron

too many putrid farts this morning.

>>73196891
never been to kenya so don't know much about it desu

>>73196891
Keynesianism is literally the only sane post-pubescent economic model. It's so heavily lambasted by the left and the right because extremists are idiots.
>>73196913
Supported by centre-left governments, but the model itself is radical Centrist.

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Prince Rupert of the Rhine, commander of much of Charles I's cavalry, is often considered to be an archetypal Cavalier.

Rupert was a younger son of the German King Frederick V and his wife Elizabeth, the eldest daughter of James I of England.

He was a soldier from a young age, fighting against Spain in the Netherlands during the Eighty Years' War, and against the Holy Roman Emperor in Germany during the Thirty Years' War.

He served under Louis XIV of France against Spain, and then as a Royalist privateer in the Caribbean.

Aged 23, he was appointed commander of the Royalist cavalry during the English Civil War.

Following the Restoration, Rupert returned to England, served as the first governor of the Hudson's Bay Company.

During this time, Rupert also formulated a mathematical question concerning the paradox that a cube can pass through a slightly smaller cube.

To the younger members of the court the prince appeared increasingly distant—almost from a different era.

>>73196854
FONT

>>73196031
how can people be this fucking stupid, like what actual benefit can these idiots derive from their workplace knowing these things

>>73196933
And yet it failed big time in 2007. Thanks neolibshits!

>>73196933
>the only sane post-pubescent economic model
that's why no country actually uses a pure keynesian model right?

Boring thread


Talk about your latest poo instead

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>Shia LaBeouf Movie Sells Just One Ticket in the U.K.

>>73197034
>had no advertising, nobody knew it existed
>he bought the ticket
>somehow this is a headline

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Margaret Hewes is often credited as the first professional actress on the English stage.

English drama had suffered greatly during the English Civil War and the Interregnum, being banned by Cromwell's government.

This ban was finally lifted upon the Restoration of King Charles. Charles was a keen theatre-goer.

One famous incident occurred when a play which King Charles II was watching suddenly stopped. When he sent servants to see what the problem was it was found that the male that was supposed to play one of the female parts was still shaving.

Hughes was also famous as the mistress of the English Civil War general and later Restoration admiral, Prince Rupert of the Rhine. She was reportedly also involved with Charles II himself, if only briefly.

What do people think of my Amaretto hypothesis? I'm drinking some 'Sronno at the moment, and it literally tastes like Dr. Pepper sans maybe 2 or 3 ingredients. I'm certain Dr. Pepper is based on an Amaretto.

Amarettos are an Italian herb and spice infused liquor.

>>73197034
It was only shown in one cinema in the middle of some bumble fuck town

alri thailad

what phone do you lads have? looking to get a new one

>>73197068
alri

fuck off thailad

>>73197073
nokia 3310

>>73197073
iPhone 7 Plus (Jet Black)

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>>73197082

Have to do the dishes AGAIN. Small price to pay for living alone but still, it never fucking ends, I swear.

>>73197055
This is a blue board mate, janny is on the phone right now

>>73197073
banana phone hahahahahaahhahaahah brring brring

>>73197055
>English drama had suffered greatly during the English Civil War and the Interregnum, being banned by Cromwell's government.

Why was Cromwell so anti-fun?

Just blasted a fragment of crusty snot out of my nose and it landed on the tip of my penis

>>73197116
Just buy paper plates

>>73197073
Nexus 4

It's a good ol phone

>>73197116
get a dishwasher you mong

why doesn't thailad just go fuck his paki namefag bf

>>73197116
buy paper plates and plastic cutlery you wank stain

>>73197130
*licks it off*
hmm

>>73197116
just eat off of the floor

>>73197161
>andy the algerian
>having friends

>>73197196
redundant 'of'

> not doing your dishes while you're in the shower

does anyone actually know whether thainonce is a paki or not? wouldn't be surprised. pakis love the kids

>>73197126
Muslims have Salafists (Wahabists are a type of Salafist), Jews have Hasids, Christians have the Puritans/Evangelicals.

Of course, I'm not saying the three religions are equal. Muslims have the highest share of and the most dangerous loons. But on the anti-fun front, all three religions field an impressive outfit.

>>73196485
Alright lads me again, just had a massive explosive shit. It was like a dry cork of shit that I had ti squeeze hard to get out then loads of runny mushy shit came out afterwards, it stank.

>>73197210
redundant 'post'

>>73197215
Thailad is a white rorke

drinking a room temperature ale right now

>>73197215
confident he is

>>73197234
Sounds nice

>>73197116
Just use one plate, knife and fork instead of letting the sink fill up

>>73197235
yes i suppose your post was redundant.

>>73197248
bigger than 90% of /brit/

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The royal baccarat scandal was a British gambling scandal of the late 19th century involving the Prince of Wales—the future King Edward VII.

The scandal started during a house party in September 1890, when Sir William Gordon-Cumming, a decorated lieutenant colonel in the Scots Guards, was accused of cheating at baccarat.

On the first night the guests played baccarat, and Stanley Wilson thought he saw Gordon-Cumming illegally adding to his stake.

The family members asked the advice of the the Prince of Wales, and confronted Gordon-Cumming and pressured him into signing a document that declared he would never play cards again.

Gordon-Cumming demanded a retraction from the Wilson family, whom he considered to blame for divulging the news. They refused, and he filed a writ for slander in February 1891.

Edward was called as a witness, the first time the heir to the throne had been compelled to appear in court since 1411.

The atmosphere at trial was described as being like a theatre.

None of Gordon-Cumming's close friends spoke to him again, although some relented after Edward's death in 1910.

He never re-entered society and the prince "declined to meet anyone who henceforth acknowledged the Scottish baronet".

>>73197215
thailad is white but the algerian nonce posts under a thai flag too

>>73197258
i was referring to yours you redundant runt

>>73197281
your life is redundant

>>73197277
There's currently 3 regular Thai flags

think my depression has reached the point where it's overridden my social anxiety so i no longer care

>>73197292
where's my payout then?

>>73197293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYeaFMHfMRE#t=175

Can't enjoy horror movies anymore.

There is nothing scarier than my life.

>>73197315
Same, haven't showered in 4 months.

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>>73197339

>>73197327
right here
*drowns you in a sink*

is pre packaged sliced bread, baked sliced? the individual pieces have no fray at all to indicate being cut. even when you get it machine cut in a bakery, you can still see where the serated blades cut the bread. with the packaged stuff is looks as smooth as sliced cheese

>>73197268
Me on the chair half asleep

business idea: not telling you what cos it's a good 'un and you'll nick it

Dear Bongs

Here is an opportunity for you to make friends with distinguished Hungarian anons and ask any questions about Hungarian culture and traditions you may be interested in.

Please keep it civil.

>>73197291
>>73197291
>>73197291

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>73197342
that must feel horrible

>>73197357
They cut it with a katana

>>73197268
Harsh.

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Sir William Alexander Gordon Gordon-Cumming, 4th Baronet was a Scottish landowner, soldier, adventurer and socialite.

A handsome, arrogant man, Gordon-Cumming was a womaniser, particularly with married women.

Sporting Life described him as "possibly the most handsome man in London, and certainly the rudest."

His liaisons included Lady Randolph Churchill.

He is best known for being the central figure in the royal baccarat scandal of 1891.

A friend of Edward, Prince of Wales for over 20 years, in 1891 he attended a house party at Tranby Croft, Yorkshire, where he took part in a game of baccarat at the behest of the prince.

During the course of two nights' play he was accused of cheating.

>>73197379
My face had developed a protective crust from the sweat.

having thought about it further, i realize there is literally no possible way it could be baked sliced. how the fuck do they get the slices so smooth?

>>73197448
Watch a how it's made video on it lol

>>73197406
I wonder if Stanley Wilson framed him for cheating because he was cucked by this cad. Either way, I feel a lot less sorry for this prick getting ostracised now.

>>73197355
you struggle to drown your endless sorrows let alone me you runtish little mollusc

never respond to me again

>>73197448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UjUWfwWAC4

>>73197473
abo

>>73197473
abo

>>73197357
>>73197448

On a scale of 1-10, how stoned are you

so depressed i'm not afraid of anything anymore

that said, i shall not be going out of my way to take unnecessary risks

>>73197483
>1000kg, that's almost a ton
metric cucks btfo

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>>73197365
fuck off

/broat/ forever

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Evelyn "Daisy" Greville was a British socialite

Beginning in 1886, she became involved in affairs with several powerful men, most notably the Prince of Wales.

Lady Warwick began an affair with Lord Charles Beresford. The Prince of Wales made the situation worse by hinting to Charles that his position in society would be endangered.

This angered Lord Charles enough to push the Prince of Wales against a sofa. The Prince forgave Lord Charles for his actions, but it placed a definite strain on the friendship of the two men.

Her main flaw when acting as a courtesan for powerful men was that she lacked the ability to keep her affairs private, earning her the nickname, "The Babbling Brooke."

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i only shower once every 2 days

>>73197483
>Machine cut

FUCK OFF that's the machines they use to cut it in the bakeries. I am looking at this Hovis seeded loaf and it is as flat as a mirror surface with no crumbs or sticky outy bits or anything. I'm not fucking having it. There's something they aren't telling us

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39480846

state of the beeb, domestic abuse dressed up as some sort of eastern curiosity

Business idea: use my wit and charisma to acquire Newtown arthouse gf

>>73197597
they use a laser lad

having a wank

>>>/s/17402201

>>73197615
Islam is just beyond third world

>>73197570
complete minger tho

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With the shortage of affordable properties and houses in the UK, ex council style houses are becoming a premium to buy. I personally see them as ugly and drab but appreciate the space and plot size. Does anyone have any examples where people have spruced them up (especially from the exterior) and made them look uber modern?

>>73197615
>guy divorces you
>only way to remary him is to marry someone else first and get a second divorce

What sort of batshit logic is that?

Morning lads hows it foing?

Any other male girls here?

>>73197615
they really are desperate to defend primitive muslim culture aren't they. so many wild claims with 0 evidence to back it up.
>It's a practice the vast majority of Muslims are strongly against and is attributed to individuals misunderstanding the Islamic laws around divorce.
oh yeah? well prove most muslims are strongly against it.
state of this fucking country.

>>73197633
It literally looks that way. Tiny little seeds are sliced right through the middle and everything. Fucking impossible with those serrated machine driven blades.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73197535
easily an 8 and pretty sleep deprived but the issue is no less valid as a result of this

>>73197655
>>73197664
>>73197681
>Rape victims should marry their rapists, Malaysian MP tells parliament

more islam_irl

sigh

>>73197365
fucking awful choice my man

>>73197661
Hard to make yours look nice when it's attached to a shitter

>>73197697
Maybe they'd freshly changed the blades when they cut your loaf so they were extra sharp

>>73197720
Then stay out, paki bastard

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>sigh

>>73197672
y-yeah uh m-me
*tucks minge*

>>73197615
and will anything be done about this? will it fuck.
will anything be done about all the other shit muslims get up to? will it fuck.
criticising Islam is racist remember. i need to leave this place pronto.

fedoraposting is the GOAT gimmick

>>73197615
Ah yes, here we go. Rorkes come out to play at 10am every weekday. How curious

haha that'll be hatted

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Should refugees be grateful?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/04/dina-nayeri-ungrateful-refugee

>But what America did was a basic human obligation. It is the obligation of every person born in a safer room to open the door when someone in danger knocks. It is your duty to answer us, even if we don’t give you sugary success stories. Even if we remain a bunch of ordinary Iranians, sometimes bitter or confused. Even if the country gets overcrowded and you have to give up your luxuries, and we set up ugly little lives around the corner, marring your view. If we need a lot of help and local services, if your taxes rise and your street begins to look and feel strange and everything smells like turmeric and tamarind paste, and your favourite shop is replaced by a halal butcher, your schoolyard chatter becoming ching-chongese and phlegmy “kh”s and “gh”s, and even if, after all that, we don’t spend the rest of our days in grateful ecstasy, atoning for our need.

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>Ah yes, here we go. Rorkes come out to play at 10am every weekday. How curious

>>73197782
I wouldn't consider myself a rorke, but I'm not overly tolerant either

tfw intolerant marxist

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>tfw intolerant marxist

>>73197782
yeh we should ignore those horrible cultural practices, right? get fucked you evil cunt.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39498647

Ahhhhhhh yess our country back fuck the romanians and bulgarians and polskis

>>73197735
i don't want to be part of your shit attempt at recreating the glory of /broat/

go back to your ded thread

Ah yes, it's the Rasheed putting in his 12hour shift on /brit/ reeeeeeeeeing about rorkes again.

/brit/ is entering a (You) crisis

too many selfish pricks here if anyone wants me I'll be over on /ic/

>>73197900
think its just a troll 2bh mate. just ignore it.

>>73197838
reckon we would have never left the EU if it stuck to the based pre-2007 borders

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The idea of travelling for the sake of curiosity and learning was a developing idea in the 17th century.


The Grand Tour was the traditional trip of Europe undertaken by mainly upper class European young men of sufficient means and rank.

Though primarily associated with the British nobility and wealthy landed gentry, similar trips were made by wealthy young men of Northern European nations, and by some South and North Americans.

A Grand Tour could last from several months to several years.

Grand Tourists would return with crates full of books, works of art, scientific instruments, and cultural artifacts.

An anthropologist, [Maximiliano E. Korstanje] argues that the Grand Tour emerged in England because its cultural roots came from Norse Mythology.

Norse culture is the only one where its major God, Odin/Wodan, travels long distances to learn the customs and habits of humans. In the Ynlinga Saga, Odin/Wodan is described as an ongoing wanderer whose hunger of adventure and risk has no limits.

>>73197844
You need to be open to new ideas and new friendships, Ahmed.

>>73197915
You mean the pre-2004 borders?

>>73197905
>the fucking sticky is a fedora with a pipe
keking

>>73197932
that would be a cool trip to do nowadays 2bh. might a visit or two in France on the way too.

Maisie is literally perfect. Can see why that Australian lad was so obsessed.

>>73197983
wish her phone would get hacked 2bh

>>73197977
lovely
https://youtu.be/SmMxJz9oOMg

Love having big shits

>>73198017
screaming

>>73197983
what ever happened to him? i reckon he killed himself after her nudes got leaked

>/Brit/ is a rorke general during working hours
Hmmmm makes one thunk

Why is Farage going off in the EP. It's like he wants us to get a bad deal so he can leave the country

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Berserkers (or berserks) were champion Norse warriors who are reported to have fought in a trance-like fury, a characteristic which later gave rise to the English word berserk.

In battle, the berserkers were subject to fits of frenzy. They would howl like wild beasts, foamed at the mouth, and gnawed the iron rim of their shields. According to belief, during these fits they were immune to steel and fire, and made great havoc in the ranks of the enemy. When the fever abated they were weak and tame.

It is proposed by some authors that the northern warrior tradition originated in hunting magic.

Three main animal cults appeared in the Northern European folklore: the bear, the wolf, and the wild pig.

It is proposed by some authors that the berserkers drew their power from the bear and were devoted to the bear cult.

The bear-warrior symbolism survives to this day in the form of the bearskin caps worn by the guards of the British monarchs,[5] the Royal Life Guards and the Queen's Guard.

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>>73197796
she's got some fucking nerve

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i'm so sad

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"Still throwing spears?" (Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit in March 2002)
"If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting)
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?" (Speaking to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland)
"It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (in 1999, referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh)
"You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift)
"You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (in 1993, to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary)
"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands)
"You managed not to get eaten, then?" (in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)
"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
"Brazilians live there” (On key problems facing Brazil)
"Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?" (Sharing a joke with a blind, wheelchair-bound girl with a guide-dog)
"In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation."
'Ever been on a plane before? It was just like that.' (To the leader of Paraguay when asked how his flight was)
'Deaf? I'm not surprised with that bloody racket!' (To a class of deaf children sat next to a brass band)
'Do you have a licence for that?' (To a man in a motorized wheelchair)
'If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.' (To British students in China during Royal visit there in 1986.)

>calling /brit/ a rorke general

its just a general cess pit desu

stop fucking posting walls of text nobody is reading them

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>>73198141

>>73198130
chin up la'

things will get better if you work for it x

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£5 bet returns £522.73

Wish me the best of luck lads

>>73198141
/ourguy/

you lads talking about socialism again? fuck sake /brit/

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The swastika design is known from artefacts of various cultures since the Neolithic, and it recurs with some frequency on artefacts dated to the Germanic Iron Age.

The early Anglo-Saxon ship burial at Sutton Hoo, England, contained numerous items bearing the swastika.

The Swastika is clearly marked on a hilt and sword belt found at Bifrons in Bekesbourne, Kent, in a grave of about the 6th century.

It's theorized that the swastika symbol was associated with Thor, possibly representing his hammer Mjolnir - symbolic of thunder.

The runic inscription on the Sæbo sword (ca. AD 800) has been taken as evidence of the swastika as a symbol of Thor in Norse paganism.

>>73198182
yeah keep posting these, see what happens. dickhead

>>73198141
>"Brazilians live there” (On key problems facing Brazil)
The Prince of Banter

>>73198182
the kitchen tiles of my old house had curly swastikas on them

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>>73198141

>>73198017
Look at Paris there is no civilizing a savage give me one chance I'll turn them all into ashes.

doing an imagine about giving birth

fucking terrifying when you think about it desu, VERY glad i'm not a roastie

>>73198141
Posh twat

>>73198240
it's literally the only reason women live

from a biological standpoint

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>>73198141
When you looked this good and took the Queen's virginity when she was 13, you get a lot of latitude in your attitude

>>73198240
It's not that bad. I had plenty of gas and air.

>>73198240

think they have some natural mechanisms to quell any fear. just hurts a bit

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>>73198141
>"You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift)

>>73198240
but I have to deal with beeriods every day until my manopause

roasties have it ez desu

>>73198168
Gambling is for runts

>>73198388
Literally everyone in the north gambles. there's more betting shops there than there are people. but still probably not as many as there are scrap yards

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why does /his/ hate britain so much lol

>>73198141
based

>>73198442
/his/ is populated with third worlders and germans

>>73198442
because they are ungrateful

>>73198442
success breeds jealousy

>>73198141
>"Brazilians live there” (On key problems facing Brazil)

HOWLING

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>>73198141
"It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of."
On the U.S. Apollo program


"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed."
In 1981, in reference to an economic recession

"How can you tell the difference between them?"
Said to United States President Barack Obama after being told that Obama had met with the Chinese ambassadors.

"Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut."
Said at the University of Salford to a 13-year-old aspiring astronaut, who was wishing to fly the NOVA rocket

"There's a lot of your family in tonight."
Said in November 2009 to a Mr Patel (a common Indian Surname) at a reception for 400 British Indian businessmen at Buckingham Palace.

"You look like you’re ready for bed!"
Said in 2003 to President of Nigeria, who was in national dress

""Oh, what, a strip club?"
Response to Elizabeth Rendle, a 24-year-old, who, when introduced to the prince, said that she worked as a barmaid

"Constitutionally I don't exist."

"Have you run over anybody?"
Said to the Mayor of Waltham Forest who uses a mobility scooter

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everyone on omegle wants the my deets and says "you're the only good person I've found on this site"

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Time for a mini Babybel.

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>>73198469
>"There's a lot of your family in tonight."
>Said in November 2009 to a Mr Patel (a common Indian Surname) at a reception for 400 British Indian businessmen at Buckingham Palace.

>>73198518
>>73198518
>>73198518
>>73198518
>>73198518

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>>73198469

>"You look like you’re ready for bed!"
>Said in 2003 to President of Nigeria, who was in national dress

>>73198442
leftist board

>>73198478

talked to some Lithuanian gal on omegle years back

she gave me her facebook and told me to add her but she was a bit heavy so I didn't

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>>73198538
This.

>>73198523
Bit premature.

>>73198478

do you do video or text?

>>73198575
Whatcha gonna do about it fatty?

*jabs your jowls*

>>73198551
keep making friends with 17-18 y/os. Can see why people only fuck around with people their own age or older now

>>73198581
Text, Havent been on vid for 6 years, it was 80% people wanking last time I went on it

>>73198560
communism is the most meme ideology ever

>>73198469
Posh twat.

>>73198442
succ

New

>>73202388
>>73202388
>>73202388
>>73202388

>>73198141
>"In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation."
But viruses aren't even alive. The more you know.