/cum/

scraped my knee really bad trying to skateboard when I was 14, then scraped the wound off a few weeks later. Never rode a skateboard again.

>tfw no gf

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>>73191966
wrestling

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have i been memed

are brown girls best girls and nobody ever told me? I literally can't think of a flaw if you find one attractive

>>73191988
ive gotten so many gnarly skateboarding injuries

my ankle makes a funny click noise when i bend it because i rolled it really bad on a bowl once when i was about 14 too

>>73191990
Why don't you actually link it next time?

>>73191988
pussy

who /rock bottom/

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who else is /severe weather/

>>73192023
I prefer soft bottoms

>>73192011
>>73192021
Skateboarding is fucking lame anyway. Bicycling is the mature patrician's pastime.

>>73191988
When I was 8, I put a rock on one side of a flat piece of wood and launched it in to the air. It hit me on the forehead and have me a huge gash, so now I have a big ol' scar above my right eye.

>>73192003
What is the logical inconsistency cuckold?

>>73192045
Progressed to cycling when I got older, but I'm not a cuck so I didn't stop boarding the second I saw my own flesh

>>73192023
ill put my cock in your bottom

wish I wasnt such an autist. I really want to approach some cute girl but I literally have no idea what I'd say past "hey". I have 1 more year left in college and its going to be all for naught

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i've never actually been depressed before and i don't even know if that's what this is but it feels weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeL8dwO18Qc

>>73192064
I got doored once on my bike and had a really nasty cut on my head

>tfw watching fandub of anime
wow this is fucking ass

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emily is cute but a little horror

*makes your waifu my waifu*

>>73192087
your lucky you didn't die desu

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>>73192089
>watching anime in the first place
>>73192080
Just be yourself.

>>73191994
>tfw wrestler

>>73192082
>hasn't spent over half his life with chronic depression

I don't respect you

https://xhamster.com/movies/6576625/bbw_having_a_quick_vape_-_vaping_fetish.html
hmmm

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*reaches a maximum speed of 10 km/h*
*attempts and fails a kickflip in front of stacey*

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I just passed my exam with flying colors

Taking a poo. Glad I remembered to grab a fresh roll on my way to the toilet from the computer otherwise this could have been very messy.

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>>73192125
i don't even respect myself

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don't know what to post

>>73192132
haha, my man! let's hit those showers.

>>73191994
Almost forgot Kony 2012 was a thing
Cant believe it was 5yrs ago

Went skating last week. I forgot how bad I am

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>>73192132
>tfw got a 99 on one of my exams in a class where the professor grades on a curve
>the rest of the class did poorly

my sister is obsessed with getting everyone to "chip in" for big gifts

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Us desu

>>73192187
me on the left

>>73192129
there were never girls at the skatepark

>>73192187
>playing gameboys together
nah

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>>73192155
*smacks ass*
>>73192167
Sorry you didn't get 100% you were so close

>>73192057
A cuckold is someone who fetishizes being romantically rejected by his woman for a better-looking or more charismatic partner. But if you've never had a romantic relationship then it's kind of like being cockblocked by almost every adult male alive.

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>>73192205
>it had 100 questions
>I got one wrong
>tfw retarded

did people actually eat their lunch in the bathroom during high school?

>>73192120
Do you ever get a boner? I would with all that tight lycra and all them strong men.

>>73191988
When I was a 8 the kids on our street always used to do bike races, I ended riding full speed into steel mailbox and slamming my head against it

>>73192224
I just had a table to myself desu
Without that I would have eaten in the bathroom for sure

>>73192187
this made me have a hearty chuckle and reminded me of the "good ol days"

>>73192224
I used to sneak into the secret dungeon basement under the school theater and play with the fencing equipment

>>73192213
So you're saying since you've never been in a relationship you're the worlds greatest cuck?

>>73191988
Me n the other neighborhood kids would always do BMX on this construction site near where we lived, good times. Lots of injuries though especially when I tried doing ramps

Business idea: get a white gf and make her watch me have sex with black girls

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>>73192187
>kindergarten
>natsukashii

>>73192247
Lol I got my dick wet, idk about you bud. Also >being this buttmad

>>73192232
My brother was really really mad at me once and chasing me on his bike (I was on my bike) and I wasn't paying attention and slammed into a small wall with handle bars straight to the nuts.

>>73192213
No, a cuckold is someone who's wife cheats on. A cuckold fetishist is someone who fetishizes it.

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Have a rare Sabina on the house, but DO NOT SHARE.

>>73192270
Got road rash on my nuts once trying to take a jump down a hill, I ended up having my balls shredded by my tire.

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Me and the buds

>>73192277
literally looks like every other gook ever

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>>73192289
>balls shredded

>>73192224
I hung out at a table with alt girls

>>73192253
kek I used to do that to until one time I get the ground and my handle bars went right into my chest the stabby way

>>73192275
Yeah, I was going on the colloquial definition of the word. Although you could argue that cuckold also means something entirely different on mongolian pottery forums.

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>>73192302
You say that like it's a problem

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>>73192037
>it completely missed my county in Arkansas
>tfw I really like severe storms

>>73192269
No ones mad, I'm just curious because after I pointed out you were a cuckold you seemed to get defensive and went grovelling about gfs and virginity.

>>73192224
I ate at a table with my friends :)

>>73192230
No. I'm mostly trying to survive so no time for sexual thoughts

>>73192327
chad

>>73192320
I prefer people who have small quirks about them that make them stand out.

>>73192327
browsing /cum/ at the table doesn't count

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>I prefer people who have small quirks about them that make them stand out.

>>73192332
Yeah but I mean you must jerk off about it later r-right?

>>73192224
>live 8 minutes from school walking
>cycle there in 2 minutes
>go home and make myself grilled cheeses and smoke weed and play computer games

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kazakh gfs

>>73192324
I don't blame you, I'd be mad if I never had a gf either.

>>73192338
what if she had a cock eye? my ta is a qt asian with a cock eye and I never know which eye to look in

also do cock eyed people see in both directions or what?

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Summer soon, buds

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This is a true American

>>73192363
ugly retard

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>>73192370

>>73192358
American schools are usually cunts about going off-campus to get lunch.
I remember my friend left to get pizza and one of the administrators said not to because it would compete with the lunch program.

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>This is a true American

>>73192382
:^)

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>>73192386

>>73192363
I have a gf though, I told you this from the beginning when you first aksed. You must be very insecure if when someone points out to you that you're a cuckold you immediately start calling them a virgin and asking them if they have a gf when will never change what you are. As if that's the only way you can defend yourself is hoping the person is as sexually unsatisfied as you are

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>>73192360

>tfw

>>73192390
Why do idiots speak like their experience is the common experience through the entire country?

I use to go off campuses every day for my high school, I would go home and jerk off and smoke weed for lunch all the time. There was a McDonalds right down the street too.

not having an asian gf is suffering

Business Idea: Gain a lot of weight, grow a neckbeard, and take pics of myself and post them to an anime imageboard

>>73192390
>land of the free

i was allowed to leave campus during the 15 minute recess

poopy penis puff pastry

>>73192412
>>73192360
>>73192320
>>73192277
stop posting this girl shes not attractive.

>>73192410
Lol I'm just fucking with you bud

business idea: drop out of college and get a job

>>73192438
don't know if you're memeing me or not

>>73192441
So are you a cuckold?

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>Accidentally smoked crystal meth
I thought it just had a lot of crystals

>>73192450
She's literally not attractive

Business idea: drop out of college, quit my job, and ride the rails across the country

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>>73192377
hey thats priddy good

>>73192450
honestly feel bad for you if the girls in edmonton are so beat this girl is even close to special

i wouldnt give this girl a second look in the metro

>>73192457
200%

>>73192465
anon...

unironically want to go to thailand just to take some uppers and fuck some hookers

>taking drugs in thailand
Isn't that a death sentence? lol

Any meth or cocaine users here?

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FUCKING HOOKERS SHOULD LAND YOU THE DEATH PENALTY YOU MISOGYNISTIC PIG!

>five different people post five completely different people
>anon responds thinking they're all the same person

ah yes

>>73192417
You think I don't cover my ass with subjective wording?
>usually
I went to different schools in different states my entire life sweetie xx

>>73192494
no

>>73192495
arr rook same

>>73192495
arr rook same

>>73192522
so you WERE memeing me

>>73192495
arr rook same

>>73192512
I went to 35 different highschools and they all contradict what you said

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gf just sent me this

>>73192543
umm... no honey lol Xx

>>73192548
down syndome face

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YOUR MOTHER'S A FAGGOT, YOUR FATHER'S A FAGGOT, AND YOU'RE A FAGGOT! FAGGOTRY IS PASSED DOWN THROUGH GENETICS! DON'T HAVE CHILDREN! THEY WILL BECOME FAGGOTS! FUCKING KILL YOURSELF /cum/

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>tfw you successful meme somebody who was suspicious that you might try to meme them

sick and tired of alberta

the strongest of memes can't hide the fact that this place is a shithole

bc is the best province

>>73192548
She's fat and ugly.

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>>73192522
>>73192530
>>73192538

You're telling me the all asians look this good?

>>73192558
faggots can't have kids
checkmate, redskin

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>>73192132
gj bud

Is Manitoba nice?

>>73192548
Cutie English

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>>73192589
yes

>>73192571
she looks ok. like a 7/10 i guess. nothing special

I'm a dude
He's a dude
She's a dude
We're all dudes

>>73192148
come on man, i thought you were going to make it
what happened to the job and the moving-out-of-florida thing?

>>73192608
hows it goin bud

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>>73192571
all me btw

>>73192608
HEY

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>>73192599
You're crazy, she's the prettiest girl in China atm

White "men" with yellow fever are pathetic.

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>I will never be a raincoat model

>>73192571
looks very average, no facial features or anything

>>73192637
chinese have shit taste i guess

i see prettier girls every day

>>73192637
But she'a Turkic, not Chinese.

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>>73192567
This made me laugh so hard I was crying

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>that feeling you get when you comb your beard

It's a pretentious feel, but a good feel. I wish everybody could feel this feel.

>>73192674
looser

post songs you can relate to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

>>73192686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UZsvm8RVAQ

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What came first

The weeb or the anime?

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They don't up and call me the mercury boy for no good reason.
>>73192686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

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>>73192630
Flags don't match

>>73192645
>>73192655
Post a prettier girl (protip you can't (bonus protip not possible))

>>73192660
they are not exclusive

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>tfw out in the real world
>think of a /cum/ post I posted
>start laughing hysterically
>somebody asks me what I'm laughing about
>obviously can't tell them so I look at them and keep laughing
>they probably think I'm psychotic no

>>73192686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqDaoMtIujs

>>73192710
>Flags don't match
wrong

>>73192716
are you retarded? just remember some good standup routine you autist

>>73192717
meg was my first waifu

metal as fuck desu

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Nyos_disaster

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Are you a gangster?

>>73192741
I'm very bad at lying I am not convincing at all so I never try it

link me somehing interesting to watch on youtube

>>73192768
youtube.com/watch?v=fP6IOM4qcYk

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Does anyone else think they pay attention to a girls nails more than normal?

>>73192710
She isn't Chinese.

>>73192768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVbU1zYoq7w&t=1s

>>73192768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcBkhWiOJsU

>>73192768
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChBsOxskMpDmBAsgJ91fKcg

>>73192768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oK6Rs6yFsM

>>73192768
https://youtu.be/UAQZaUixmpA

>>73192686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
This is me. Literally me. No other song can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This song could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this song is me. This song is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this song is not me is beyond me. If you compared two wavelengths of me and this song side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely listen at this song every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically hear this song every time I sing to myself in the shower. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I sound to this song. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this song is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this song and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this song is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first heard this song, I had an existential crisis. What if this song was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this song actual became aware of my existence? Did this song have the ability to become self aware itself?

>>73192780
girls doing their nails beyond simple nail polish is a turn off for me

i like them to be clean and short and undecorated desu

>>73192768
https://youtu.be/k6zVmxp6dOM

Every single video on this guys channel.

>>73192768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX_wprkggoE

>>73192743
>he's had multiple waifus

Pretty pathetic

i have entered the inner sanctum

>>73192825
sorry, this is the sub-inner sanctum

>>73192768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s

>>73192780
I like it when girls paint their nails

It's gotta fit them though

>>73192815
jamaican patois have taken over toronto and london christ alive

how did the WTC collapse and not damage any other buildings?

>>73192816
now senpai i dropped her once i got into anime, she still is my disneyfu

>>73192851
controlled demolition probably

>>73192850
Real London or Canadian London

>>73192851
how don't your legs collapse when you get out of your chair nerd?

>>73192778
>>73192783
>>73192790
>>73192791
>>73192793
>>73192794
>>73192810
>>73192812
>>73192842
interesting

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>>73192710
I knew you couldn't do it

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>>73192863

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Look at this fucking cat

Kimitake Hiraoka

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>>73192613
i still have the job but this depressive episode just hit me out of nowhere like a train and at a bad time so i'm just not in a good way right now
i just need a week or two to get my head straight
my manager's not gonna be happy with me taken so much time off work but i need it right now

>>73192859
London, ON is 82% white. I was talking about the London in England

What college do you guys attend/attended?

>>73192825
GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW

Give me one (1) good reason why race mixing is bad. MUH FEELS is not a good reason btw.

>>73192860
ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>73192881
Oh :/

I don't like that answer

>>73192894
(You)

We only use the word 'race' because we are arrogant to see ourselves as greater than animals. We use it to replace the word species.

>>73192886
Some technical Uni, they have us working like mules

>>73192877
You better not be talking about me

>>73192869
That's a doggo

>>73192886

a real shitty one

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>>73192894

>>73192907
What the fuck is a technical university

Sounds very touchy feely, do they have penis inspection day?

>>73192899
Why? 82% white cities are a rarity in america?

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>>73192886

the kind where people treat me as royalty or as the worst person that have ever existed after they know where i go.

>>73192906
Retarded logic

>>73192932
No because England is getting less English

I don't care about Canada

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>>73192932
No

>>73192886
Public

>>73192926
>What the fuck is a technical university
I don't even know myself
>do they have penis inspection day?
Every Monday my dude

>>73192935
So it's a prestigious school?

>>73192917
>californian """"""""education""""""""

>>73192946
wot makes ya fink dat mate, sauf london is plain english innit

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>>73192947
hell will ya look at that

>>73192917
Real talk, UCs are some if the best public schools in the country

Hopefully you're not at a CSU

>>73192966
shut up

>>73192878
Hey I've been there before. If you want to shoot the shit we have a discord, but it's up to you bud

I learned so much about you america thanks to John Oliver

>>73192974
>White extinction in your lifetime
Feels pretty good

>>73192957
That's pretty awesome dude

I'd definitely hire someone from a technical university

>>73192994
kek

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lads....

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>shut up

>>73192994
he really educates me a lot about durmpf

>>73192995
Truth is, one day we will be able to choose all of our children's genetic features

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it happened....

>>73193005
Did he kill his ex wife?

>>73193005
is it time for the brendan renaissance?

>>73193005
awright wee man

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>white people think john oliver is funny

>>73193033
not necessarily funny (don't really get british humour) but rather he's informative

>>73193033
he's hilarious

>>73193044
His show isn't meant to be taken seriously though

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>>73193033
>hear my dad laughing at something on his laptop
>its john oliver

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What's /cum/'s opinion on these thots? Left or right?

>>73193055
>streaming
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR

gonna watch the amy schumer thing on netflix

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Theodore Roosevelt

>>73193064
left but with black hair
>>73193070
watch dave instead

>>73193064
Left

>>73193070
Why? It's so bad that you can't even laugh at how bad it is.

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>Wittgenstein or associated philosophers
The world moulds the individual and everything can be interpretational, but it doesn't mean that we shouldn't strive for success or abandon all individuality
>Feminist hack, 2017
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS FALSE
SUBMIT TO FEMINISM NOW

>>73193109
some trash is worth experiencing

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I'm really conflicted if I should travel solo somewhere this summer.

I have the money, but I've never traveled solo before and don't have any specific plans. What do?

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>>73193064
left.

but right is more inviting, although i cant put my finger why.

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being le awkward is fashionable to normies
none of them are really social freaks

>>73193044
>but rather he's informative
Poe's Law gets stronger and stronger with you leafs.

>>73193120
you'll be okay

>>73193120
go to alberta, /cum/ loves that province for some apparent reason

>>73193026
yes

>>73193079
>>73193102
>>73193125
By the way, left is more leftist than right. She has a pro Syrian refugee cover photo.

>>73193125
she's a slut, left is pure
>>73193064
dont touch left you bastard

>>73193145
k

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>>73191966
ATTENTION CITIZEN, ONE OR MORE OF YOUR ACTIONS HAVE BEEN DEEMED INAPPROPRIATE BY IMPERIAL LAW

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>>73193146
Why not?

leftists should die tbqh

>>73193145
she just needs a man to straighten her out

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>leftists should die tbqh

Don't touch me.

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>>73193162
you dont deserve a female with empathy

Have you ever took a shit in a non traditional place

I once took a shit in the back of a strangers truck in a parking lot

>>73193177
Care to explain why you've written this statement which is, quite frankly, rude?

>>73193173
>.gif

>>73193184
i took a shit in a lake when i was 10

>>73193173
nice try faggot
recognized the thumbnail

>>73193192
you're a sociopath, you called them both thots (right is a thot though tbf) and posted their pics on 4chan without probably even a second though

fuck right and move on, left is a pure qt and you dont deserve her

>>73193184

At a target, worst shit of my life.

WTF do you put in your food america.

>>73193033
he's funny about 2/5th of the time

>>73193064
left for life, right for the night

>>73193212
corn syrup

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>>73193208
I don't actually know what thot means.
>you're a sociopath
Sorry but I've never gone to a psychiatrist to be diagnosed as a sociopath, so your statement is invalid.

AMERICANS APOLOGIZE TO JUAN >>3192934

>>73193145
I don't give a shit, I don't need my relationships to be echo boxes, do you know how insufferable it would be to be a couple who all day just shit on conservatives, or shit on liberals and pat each other on the back on how correct they are.

>>73193233
i dont give a shit about your delusions, just focus on the girl on the right, she will put out far more quickly anyway

>>73193127
Exactly, if they were to ever be in a truly awkward situation they would giggle with their friends after the fact "omg that/he was sooooo awkward!" They think they're weird because the don't only listen to drake or because that one time justin bieber made a dank pop song "lmao i never thought I'd like a justin bieber song xD"
Fuck people.

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>>73193247
Good points, tbqhwy. Maybe I will talk to left more. She seems nice and isn't bland like the girl I went out with on Sunday.

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>mfw cute boys

>>73193275
>i dont give a shit about your delusions
What delusions?
>>73193324
Paha "I like dicks in my anus but I'm not gay" Sapa

>>73193324
why is the drool the same color as the tongue

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Albuquerque has sex with plants

>Albuquerque has sex with plants
What the hell is that even supposed to mean?

I NEVER KNEW SOMEBODY WOULD DO IT
I NEVER KNEW SOMEBODY COULD DO IT
NEVER DREAMED SOMEBODY WOULD DO IT
>>73193368
plant fucker

*plays some royalty free music for a few seconds*
hey howsitgoin buds
after 18 or 19 minutes of meditation I've come to the conclusion that you guys keep posting the same (worst) girls just for (You)s
see ya later buds
*plays royalty free music for a few seconds*

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>Albuquerque has sex with plants

ewwwww

>>73192982

haha

hahahahaha

>>73193385
wants plant are good to fuck?

didn't watch coraline

nothin' wrong with a lil' plant fuckin'

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>>73193392

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Don't really care if you meme about me having sex with plants to be honest, family

>>73193465

wait wut

what the fuck have I missed now

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good night

>>73193480
night friendo

>>73193473
Paha "I like men but I'm not gay" Sapa said that I have sex with plants and a couple of people repeated it.

>>73193473
he rubs his cock on aloe

>>73193473
He sticks his dick in whaturmelon

gonna have a cheeky wank then go to sleep, hopeful the sirens wake me up in the morning

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imagine living in the desert where everyone lives in a bungalow and drives trucks

the southwest should be nuked

I agree.

>>73193530
Also if you nuke the southwest, you'd kill the girl you're telling me to stay away from.

overflow new thread

>>73190410
>>73190410

limit

>>73193423
t. gardener