/brit/

Saw a bunch of guys in kilts walking round here lmao

>plastic jocks

Brits are extremely proud and arrogant and would interpret giving back Gibraltar as some kind of humiliation or bowing down. But they really don't give a fuck about Gibraltar, really, but they hate us with such passion due to all the stupid British Empire propaganda they still have, that they would prefer to see two historically European and christian cities in the hands of Morocco (which has an Islamist government now) before giving back Gibraltar to its rightful owners, in a situation where the inhabitants of Gibraltar would still have autonomy, retain the co-officiality of the English language and become members of the EU, protected by the EU laws.
I mean, it's so ridiculous that the discussion got to the extent of: <"Yes we will give Gibraltar back but only if during the diplomatical process you give Ceuta and Melilla to Morocco">, yes, with all the Spanish citizens there under the yoke of the muslims, like wtf dude, how can they be so despicable.

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Just had a wank and put my hand on my brother's door

shut-in brother just ran up to my door and then ran back to his room

not sure why

doing a depression

>>73190739
he set a trap

...Don stepped outside...

>>73190686
hopefully

plan to visit a few states down the line and time it so i can catch games there too
same goes with canada (though the dream is to move there one day)

a surprisingly catchy choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByBeuzs0lko

cannae decide whether to do a poo or not

>>73190778
>Update
are you the same one who posted johnny rebel yesterday?

just ran up to my brother's door and then ran back to my room for a laugh

>want a wank
>already in my nappy
such is life

>>73190775
Good luck bruv
I caught 2 Kings v Sharks games last season in LA including a playoff game

They're so fun

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>>73190796
maybe

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have just woken up from sleeping about 16 hours

16 hours of relief from the pain

manged to shave bollocks without spilling blood

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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post political choons lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9XNzcqA42s

>>73190829
wtf are you racist!?!

>>73190851
fuck off pierre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDjfEWPZFBw

gay brother has his nudes being sent around the other gays

this thread is missing canadian posters

>>73190854
nah, i just like political songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsKB7B-Ksyk

nazis had some good choons

>>73190877
are you a nigger

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsynSgeo_Uo

told a female acquaintance i'm a virgin and now i'm pretty sure she wants to fuck me

fucking roasties trying to steal my innocence

Are you a burger?

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Quite like the look of this girl

Thoughts?

>>73190972
She's all yours...

>>73190923
no

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OMGWTFBBQ

>>73191008
are you a paki

>>73190972
i could go for it

she's a bit late-90s-looking though

>>73191017
My roflcopter goes:

>>73191017
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

>>73191020
no

are you

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in 1972, the Amish (group of Protestants who refuse to use adopt into industrialization and live like it's the early 1800s) successfully defend their right to reject sending their children to normal schools

That would never happen today

I wish we could return to that "small government" feeling

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>>73191017
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!11!!!!

>>73191072
I'm black mothafucka. Ima cut yo white ass for talkin shit

>>73191081
do the fathers beat the kids for interacting with outsiders

>>73191081
>tfw no amish qt wife

might do a 'cide

listening to elliott smith at this time of night was a mistake

>>73191110
no

>>73190652
Why are British threads so...odd? They feel like pure streams of consciousness

>>73191106
post hand

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/pol/ absolutely entire BTFO

>>73191081
i wonder who the nanny statist cuck who brought them to court over it was

>>73191112
don't lose hope lad, you're twice as likely to find an amish qt now as you were 20 years ago

http://www.citylab.com/politics/2012/08/exploding-amish-population-bubble/2795/

>>73191017
WIN

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Playing drinking games in the frat house lads

>>73191159
the amish will be the last remaining white people in america

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>>73191017
so i herd u liek mudkipz?

>>73191128
Is your gf gonna stab you?

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going to bed

>>73191179
who the fuck pours like that

>>73191186
is he ok?

>>73191180
they're also incredibly incestuous

>>73191149
>>73191149
who did it btw?

or at least who is reported to have

>>73191179
>timberlands

not a frat house or at least not a fraternity brother

>>73191017
still my password for many things

>>73191184
>>73191017
>>73191087
>>73191163
why was the internet so autistic?

>>73191234
it's worse now because the autism has found causes to attach itself to beyond teh lulz

>>73191234
We were all 12

I still remember giggling with my friends watching OVER 9000!

>>73191217
>Theta Chi

DUDE BET THERES TONS OF WEED.

also does the US let you rent a car with just a UK drivers license or did a friend pick you up?

>>73191297
meant you
>>73191179

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ISHYGDDT is still the best meme desu

>>73191331
never heard of it

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>>73191149

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>>73191331
nah, best meme ever is baneposting

still fucking hilarious 5 years later, and it dominates /tv/ to this day. permeates other memes too

The real cultural divide in Britain.

>>73191356
yanks are behind every great 4chan meme

would be nice to be drinking all the time

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The real™ cultural divide in Britain.

>>73191356
how come reddit hasn't highjacked it yet?

>>73191400
too esoteric

>>73191356
rewatched that movie with some people one night and I was crying with laughter at that opening scene hahaha looked like such a freak

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>>73191400
it would be extremely painful

>>73191391
live in south wales, trust me it's not warm, sure is wet though

>>73191331
>>73191356
REALLY makes you think about the country of origin of these memes

>>73190972
has everything a woman should have physically as far as i am concerned, so yes

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>>73191369
But the bane/CIA scene involves a British and Irish actor

checkmate

>>73191341
this meme was at the very top of imgur last night

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>>73191017
>>73191184
>>73191087
the glory days are over, lads :(

>>73191400
they definitely have, tom hardy did an ama a while ago and it was all bane questions

>>73191436
british director too

Went a nice shop to buy some clothes but the changing rooms had 4 mirrors and I saw how ugly I am from 4 different angles then put the clothes back and went home.

making beens on tost

>>73191454
that was /tv/ raiding

>>73191454
that was /tv/ hijacking it desu

need a wales gf

https://youtu.be/H6_ox8SmvRg

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>>73191391
That's cute

who is awake

seems like /brit/ has one of the highest concentrations of oldfags desu

>>73191466
alri gordon ramsay

>>73191507
been on /int/ since before flags desu

>>73191443
was it? link?

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>>73191506

>>73191481
what the fuck

>>73191507
Seems like /brit/ has the highest concentration of FAGS

LOOKIN' LIKE A SCHOOL SHOOTER WHEN IM WALKING THROUGH THE HALL

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>>73191506

black folks that i hardly knew used to tag me in the school shooter white people memes on normiebook

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39494657

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>>73191391
cool and wet master race

>>73191481
when i was young, this was the kind off stuff I stayed up for until 1 a clock in the evening just for the tits when

>>73191615
need that hat

>>73191604
only black people I know are nerdy African twinks

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Drinking Burnett's from red plastic cups in a frat house lads before heading out to a place that does $2 beers all night and I'm gonna chat up bare yank birds

Love this country

nigger

havent spoken to the gf for over a week and shes sending me whatsapp messages saying stuff like 'what did i do', 'im crying all the time', and my personal favourite 'youre breaking me heart', what a fucking clichéd bitch

im an oldfag ive been here all summer

>>73191507
just the occasional case of nostalgia goggles

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>tfw went to a de facto whites only private school

>>73191640
West Africans are pretty twinky. Especially the ones from the Francophone countries.

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>>73191481
that is depressing

>>73191665
pathetic loser, coming to document the fact that you're drinking

did baked beans always leave a pool of watery juice
dont think they did

I only found out of about 4chan last week.

I daren't say from where.

>>73191696
i like how they call their fannies 'foofs'

v cute

>>73191688
What the fucking hell are you- you great, gangly, fuck-knuckle, twat, greasy haired, cunt-bag

>>73191736
a girl

>>73191722
what a boring post

>>73191753
a real girl would not be happy with going to an all whites school

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is she interested in the D lads? also need to pretend to know about soccer now

>>73191770
nice spic with a kid you've got there

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>>73191722
a site where one upvotes perhaps?

>>73191688
toff cunt

>>73191760
"If my daughter's going to an all white school, where will she guzzle BBC? - concerned father" - Me

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You lads wanna go to Outside Lands with me this summer?

>>73191791
Shhhh *indicates you keep it d/l*

>>73191788
asian but ok. and it's a chance to make the wife's son meme a reality

>>73191722
/r/the_donald, right?

>>73191788
she's an oriental you twat

>>73191814
you're as beta as it gets

seek help

>>73191770
ask her if her if her team won a touchdown at the big bi-monthy sportsball game

>>73191722
blacked.com comment sections?

r8 my thread lads
>>73191673

1 (you) = megaman won't run up in your yard and bring armsace get me

lads

dont want gf want crisps

>>73191814
single mothers are ALWAYS bad news, full stop.

>>73191822
>being able to differentiate between the different types of shit

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>>73191770
Send her this frog

still can't believe i got put in the fucking psych ward last month
how embarrassing

>>73191829
>>73191849
I'm kidding you mongos. It is her sister

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goodnight lads

tuck this toad in?

>>73191850
eyes as bad as hers ha ha

>>73191869
*Starts shovelling dirt over your grave*

Good night... forever.

>>73191869
He's already tucked in..

my sister can beat up your sister

i want to cum on a hot girl's face desu

>>73191863
as long as you're having fun xoxox

>>73190696
Hypocrite

reprogrammed the old SBE to heat the water 1.6 degrees further and pour for an extra 2.2 seconds than the factory preset. the results are overwhelmingly satifactory

wish i was a nice person and not a hateful spiteful bastard

i want a nice big fat juicy steak

>>73191950
I wish you were too.. jerk.

>>73191950
just be yourself

real depression hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjJ-hj01ihU

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>that shitty autismo waifu Canuck is making shitty autismo /cum/ threads

Big surprise there lads

>>73191951
had that for diner earlier

i fiddled around with my coffee machine and now it makes better coffee..

>>73191992
he's is the epitome of reddit

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playing a recording of a British cam girl's session for companionship right now

flag went

>>73192008
he* I mean

>>73192020
what did he mean by this?

i am enjoying a nice coffee...

>>73191843
that awful feeling when you're posting with literal children

megaman will fuck up /brit/

>>73192014
>she's only 6'2"
why is the world filled with manlets

>>73191481
these girls are so fucking hot

>>73192029
if u accidentally double click post it posts it without your reddit flag

>>73191997
was it yummy?

>>73192070
oh

honestly just get fucked then. dont need you anyway

>>73192070
>>73192094
fuck off reddit

>>73192079
ye it was quite rare inside

>>73192066
British TV has taught us they're not. You can have them

Played demon souls for 2 hours and got absolutely nowhere

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>>73192101

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Would stomp the humanity out of one of you while keeping two others at a distance with my arms.

>>73192127
good thing this is an image board not a message board

>>73192100
Bit rude

>>73192119
have you played the other souls games?

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>>73192152
so it's ineffective?

>>73192157
no he hasn't

>>73192094
Thailad what's up my man? Did they tell you that I pulled a professional hot chick from thai tv yesterday?

>>73192154
yeah well, not like i posted three times and got ignored or anything, IS IT?

bed

>>73192157
All but 3

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lol look at the clock!!!!!

>>73192176
they don't tell me anything m8

My gf has been on TV a few times because her m8 works in some shitty drama on channel 7 and dragged her in as an extra.

>>73192182
what are you finding difficult?

do you know about this?

http://demonssouls.wikidot.com/world-tendency

just reminding you all to ignore the balding paki as it really REALLY upsets the nonce

https://xhamster.com/movies/6576625/bbw_having_a_quick_vape_-_vaping_fetish.html

EXPLAIN THIS

>>73192192
DUDE

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>>73192192
It's May already?

>>73192219
you had me for a moment there.

never thought thailad would stoop so low as to buddy up with some insecure namefag paki
oh well

>>73192119
world 5 is the easiest, start there

If you don't like Theresa May, you really wouldn't like to meet Theresa June.

>>73192244
get out the commonwealth

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>>73192252
DELET THIS

>73192135
>more hair on his chest than on his head

Last five films you watched lads.

>Yi Yi a One and a Two
>The Red and the White
>The Witch
>Andrei Rublev
>Train to Busan

:^}

>Tfw not allowed to eat until tomorrow because of work

What are some good tactics for staving off hunger?

>>73192271
>interstellar
>interstellar directors cut
>interstellar with commentary
>interstellar behind the scenes
>interstellar while on acid

>>73192285
is that a tongue you cheeky cunt?

>>73192286
not being a wagecuck

>>73192271
cartoons are not films

the birds are singing outside lads, Its time to call it a night perhaps

*takes a deep breath (in)*
i WILL root a girl in her arse before i die i WILL
*takes a deep breath (out)*

>>73192271
what a complete and total faggot you must be

>Arrival
>Passengers
>Kingsmen
>District 9
>Why Him

Literally all shit apart from kingsmen and district 9. Gf made me watch Why Him

>>73192288
great post

>>73192331
you mean to say the birdcucks are at it again?

here the birdcucks do not start up until 5:30

ladrape.com

lads

>>73192340
>>73192288
samefag

>>73192339
at least he's attempting to better his taste

you seem content to watch the cinematic equivalent of drizzling shite

>>73192339

All of those sound like you'd forget them an hour after you watch them. District 9 is pretty decent though.

How accurately does this statement describe you:
I mostly frequent /brit/ because I don't actually care about international cultures but just want an easy going general discussion thread with similar people who understand my references/humor/etc.

been watching freaky eaters clips on youtube most of the night

>>73192405
Not at all.

I'm here for the rich community of namefags.

>>73192405
i literally only come to here to talk about politics because i was filtreted by brits on brit/pol

>>73192271
That new lebouf film
I was the only one in the sodding cinema

>>73192271
>Snowden
>Kidnapping Mr. Heineken
>The interview
>Why him
>The founder

>>73192454
Do you trip on /pol/?

>>73192477
prefer not to say

>>73192381
>>73192399
I literally just said they were all shit apart from district 9 and kingsmen. I was watching both for the second time.

>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>The Raid Redemption 1 and 2
>City of God
>Dead Mans Shoes
>28 Days Later

some of my personal tops in no particular order. lets hear yours

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>>73192483

>>73192197
Nice! This one has been on one of those game shows where they splash hot chicks with water and make them do physical activities that show their tits and asses.
I wish I would go monogamous tbqh (but not with this one). Tired of always trying to optimise the gfs. The paradox of choice is a bitch. Met another medical doctor and uni professor and she's just 28 and very sweet. She's the goal.

>>73192271
it
trailer park boys movie
exam
mad max (original)
ghost in the shell (original)

i think

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morning lads

uʍop ǝpisdn ʞlɐʇ :ɐǝpi ssǝuisnq

i unironically finally filtered the algerian

imagine being that sad that you think people care about these dull fucking stories.

jesus fucking christ

>>73192499
good list i enjoyed all of these except the raid redemption which i have not seen

>>73192528
You'll get tired of starting new relationships eventually and work on building something more with someone imo

The term Great Migration usually refers to the migration in this period of English settler to Massachusetts.

King James I of England made some efforts to reconcile the Puritan clergy in England, who had been alienated by the conservatism blocking reform in the Church of England.

After Charles I of England became king in 1625, this religious conflict worsened. Parliament increasingly opposed the King's authority.

In 1629, Charles dissolved Parliament with no intention of summoning a new one.

Many Puritans decided to leave the country. They hoped that this new land would serve as a "redeemer nation.

Migration continued until Parliament was reconvened in 1640, at which point the scale dropped off sharply.

>>73192575
if you like brutal kung fu violence it is second to literally none. any recommends?

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>What have you been up to lately, Anon?

>>73192499
would tell you but you unironically won't have hear of them

watching Fifth element

Ah yes, law school
Just spent an hour and a half discussing all the disadvantages various minorities and women face in the overly white-male legal profession

>>73192622
nice oversaturated labor market you're heading into lad

>>73192605
do you like classic kung fu films?
legendary weapons of china and 7 deadly venoms are both pretty rad

>>73192557
underrated post

reckon I could beat up the Algerian
he's thinner than I am but I'm probably bigger, I just never do cardio or cut

>>73192609
would kick the absolute shit out of you, you cock-breathed, pretentious, nu-male, piece of shit.

>>73192635
someone hat this man

The rapid growth of the New England colonies (around 700,000) was almost entirely due to the high birth rate and lower death rate per year.
Puritan hegemony lasted for at least a century.

In the area of education, New England differed from its mother country. The Puritan model of education in New England was unique, with the possible exception of Scotland.

These were men of letters. They had attended Oxford or Cambridge and communicated with intellectuals all over Europe. In 1636, they founded the school that soon became Harvard College.

John Winthrop claimed in 1630 that the society which they would form in New England would be "as a city upon a hill,"

>>73192665
highly doubt that lad

i'm 5'6 and built like an icelandic otaku

>>73192605
naked - gritty british drama about a vagabond
naked lunch - weird drug film similar to fear and loathing
brazil

>you will never watch kung fu with jennifer aniston

>>73192628
That stat is highly distorted, though. If you cut out all the people who:
(i) Go to a bad, 'money grab' law school because they couldn't get into a nationally-regarded one
(ii) Went into law to help further 'social justice' or some other lofty goal, without an intention of doing hard and arduous legal work
The placement rate of students rises dramatically. The only people I know who couldn't get jobs were super lazy, rode the bell curve hard and kept getting subpar grades, or aren't the type to work in law but used it as a finishing degree for womens studies/etc.

boyhood
kidulthood
adulthood

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that first sip of the day

>>73192701
have you seen ill manors?

>>73192701
these are great if youre 17

>>73192609
I listed tops you probably would have heard of. Ones you probably wont

>Voces Innocentes
>Sin Nombre
>Twenty Four Seven
>Sightseers
>Funny Games (original)

try me. as long as it's not some obscure arthouse shit or anime.

>>73192723
have never heard of any of these

>>73192723
seen sin nombre and funny games

liked sin nombre, didnt like funny games desu

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>>73192708
>tfw you spot the red bull car on your way to your workout

I must have had a dozen free sips this year so far. I have never paid money for red bull.

>>73192738
I did say.. They are all VERY good though, I assure you I would not mislead.

>>73192723
have literally seen all these

>as long as it's not some obscure arthouse shit
third cemented shut i see

>>73192744
did you dislike it because they broke the fourth wall? lots of people write it off there, but i liked it. added to the chaos imho

>>73192725
with the paddies on our side how can we lose

>>73192759
will definitely(read: maybe) watch them lad

>>73192777
i was actually fine with the film, and honestly that was my favorite part of the film

id have to watch it again, but I think I wanted to hate it since I had a housemate that was a fucking film major and never stopped talking about the movie

>>73192762
I don't know, man. Some David Lynch is very good, it's not like I don't see the appeal. I just like to get involved in a character and lost in a story. Not constantly read between the lines, watch something elevel times to fully 'get it'

>>73192723
>>Voces Innocentes
rubbish melodramatic trash, overdoes it immensely with Nolan tier music and overacting to make you feel sorry, feels like that white helmet (((Moderate))) rebel propaganda film
City of God but with boring charecters
>>Twenty Four Seven
never seen it
>>Sightseers
dull honestly, poor dark comedy attempt that wasn't really funny or interesting
>>Funny Games (original)
great slasher film but still gets incredibly goofy and far fetched with the excuses for gore and violence

>go to pub
>drink with lads have a laugh
>they insist we go to club
>every man for themselves as they all desperately try to pull
>I occasionally pull
>bring girl back and midfuck almost always think "how many dudes have they done with this"
>do it again the next week

bored of normie life, honestly think i need a gf pretty bad but can never find one.

need to hangout with my friends with gfs more often too, as they aren't obsessed with trying to pull every weekend.

In 2000, George W. Bush contended in a Weekly Standard article that there are two competing visions of internationalism in the 21st century: the "'global multilateralism' of the Clinton-Gore Democrats" vs. the "'American exceptionalism' of the Reagan-Bush Republicans"

In 2004, President George W. Bush said:
>Like generations before us, we have a calling from beyond the stars.. This is the everlasting dream of America...[9]

>>73192797
at least watch sightseers if you have a dry british sense of humour. it's so full of /brit/ autism it's just great

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I've always thought Spain is an awful country. Their language, their dress, their "cuisine". Blegh!

Godspeed England. You can take 'im.

>>73192849
Spain is my favourite European country honestly

wouldn't our shared language be easier if it was written how you pronounced it?

like a long E sound would be written with multiple Es. Like the long E of Employee. So the world Eat would be Eet.

or we could use accent marks over the letters. É

>>73192849
>american tier education

>>73192829
fuck off you know nothing contrarian leaf cunt. it's like you didn't even watch it, white helmets, nolan music, city of god? did you just look at the cover and see it is in south america and about a war?

>>73192848
yeh i will if i remember desu i dont doubt that i would like it

when the shit dies down what the fuck you gonna do

>>73192872
no

>>73192880
sorry about your shit taste bud
maybe stick to cartoons

Since we're listing our top five favourite films here are mine.

>Bicycle Thieves
>Offret
>Freaks(1931)
>The Master
>Through a Glass Darkly

>>73192799
people that talk all the way through films should be swiftly punched right in the mouth. pisses me off so much

>>73192922
hat

>>73192910
can't just come in here and wildly throw around your opinions without providing examples of what you consider good. oh wait it's subjective and no matter what you post some contrarian leaf cunt will always come and tell you why it's bad.

this series of events does not end with films

>>73192922
>The godfather 2
>Leviathan (Russian movie)
>Leon
>Lost in Translation
>Walz with Bashir

>>73192829
good post. sightseers seriously feels like a joke that went on too long, tiring

voces was a joke, unneccessary slo-mo and manufactured drama about a story that should be dramatic enough

damn it feels good to be a gangsta

>>73192960
ive heard of these films therefore you are a plen

sorry you have to be into 60's swedish dramas to post here

>>73192922
patrician tops. you must frequent /tv/ or other such elitist film forums. do you like anything made after 20 years before you were alive?

>>73192975
My Grandfather is into French Nouvellevage, Italian Western, Fellini and Bergman. Can he post here?

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>>73192951
>oh wait it's subjective
truth is objective sorry

here is my objective list:
Intolerance
Le Samourai
Conan the Barbarian
Les Enfants du Paradis
Demolition Man

>yanks and leafs forming opinions on British humour beyond Monty Python

let's not get ahead of ourselves now..

>>73192922
>The Master

More character study than story, honestly a sprawling and repetitive mess that fails to come together in any coherent way

just too amibitious.

Disappointed, your list was decent, but the Master just proves you have shit taste, but are desperate to be seen as a cinephile

>>73193027
It's mad that JFs still use this as a prime example of British humour and take the piss.. it's like what 40 years old now?

>>73193058
>he judges films on "story"
yanks...

I'm making the new thread right now and it's going to be a nice JF thread

>>73192880
I accidental deleted it but city of God rip-off refereed to sin nombre
I hate spic "woe is me" ham fisted political films

>>73193021
And i'm sure you formed all your opinions on those films yourself, and heard about none of them on Reddit.

>opinins are objective

kill yourself honestly

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>73193088
yeh

>>73193069
Mong.

The characters themselves didn't come together or create a meaningful sketch in any coherent way.

The story is just one of the reasons it was shit. The characters remain mostly unchanged and enigmatic.

Please come at me with something a little stronger than greentext, you literal pleb

In my very last say in Europe I returned to Madrid from Rome to catch my flight back home the next day. I went to a pub crawl where I met this group of mexican girls. I was so drunk when I met them and I managed to go with one to her hotel room.
We started having sex but I noticed she was getting shy and then she told me to leave, so she left with the blue balls hahaha.
I got in the street while still drunk and saw this hooker and instantly paid her for sex because I wanted to finish, which I didn't. She took me to a brothel and then we started making out. She didn't move so I was doing all the job.
That pissed me off so I started arguing with her. She even didn't let me to touch her!

After all I decided to leave and just asked her for directions to get back to my hostel.

At the plane my fingers still smelled like pussy!

>>73193077
>City of God spin-off
Dear fucking God kill yourself mate, leaf cunt

>>73193085
yes and I've seen every one and each opf them is enjoyable on multiple levels
all your Sudaca flicks were fairly boring and overbearing in their ultimately dull obvious message.
as for the others they are just boring honestly and try too hard to appeal to the the """intellectual""" hipsters. yet fail, no real passion
check out Tapu if you want good spic kinp

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brekky

>>73193013
yes for sure

>>73193135
Shit. Ambitious but in the end fails to come together in any coherent way

The mixture just doesn't work, its one that will leave critics scratching their heads for years

>>73193135
whats that book about? any good?

>>73193176
Shit. Ambitious but in the end fails to come together in any coherent way

The mixture just doesn't work, its one that will leave critics scratching their heads for years

The story is just one of the reasons it was shit. The characters remain mostly unchanged and enigmatic.

>>73193135
fairly boring and overbearing in it's ultimately dull obvious message.
just boring honestly and try too hard to appeal to the the """intellectual""" hipsters. yet fail, no real passion

They should ban Canadians IP`s for the benefit of the community, their retardation is outrageous

n3w
>>73193210
>>73193210
>>73193210

>>73193095
can you tell me about it

>>73193135
Meh.
t gets bogged down in aesthetics that are stimulating only for the sake of stimulation, seemingly without a flicker of thought behind them.

>>73193185
reddit

>>73193135
Disgusting, bean and cucumber as breakfast, dear god....

kasabian can fuck off as well