/cum/

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Anime

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illegal in my cunt anime

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d-don't ignore this thread this time

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anime

>>73191192
Gostosa pra caramba, eu quero fuder essa trans, que delicia, ela geme gostoso, que rabo...

If you aren't a cartoon pedophile you will use this other thread.

>>73191966
>>73191966
>>73191966

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good night

What do you think I'm going to do to the girl that I need to stay away from her, anyway?

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anime?

>>73193582
pump & dump

>>73193582
nothing

>>73193600
What do you think I am, a Californian?

>>73193612

bit rude

>>73193612
an asshole

>>73193616
I still don't understand how you manage to be a virgin in California.

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manga

>>73193617
I can't deny that I'm not a good person, so you got me there.

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>>73193630

yee

>>73193589
my shower head unironically has mineral deposits
and sink
and hose
etc.

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>>73193659
good man

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I dont remember anything from this manga, but I remember reading the shit out of it as a kid

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Stop being a weeb.

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>i read manga as a kid

kys

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>>73193696
no

>>73193698
Ducky's VA was abused and killed by her father.

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>he didnt read manga as a kid

sad!

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>>73193719

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>>73193719
ah yes

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Good thread

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>>73193723
>worst girl

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Anyone here chop worms in two as a kid?

>>73193747

yes, urd is worst girl, whats your point

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>>73193750
me
>>73193753
you know what I meant

>>73193759

I honestly dont know what you mean

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the gf

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God damn why is /cum/ so dead?

Hmm...

>>73193783
turn on the news bud

What's with these cartoon characters? Their heads are huge!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

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>>73193783

Probably because you keep posting and scaring everyone away.

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>>73193805
Is it because I'm apparently a sociopath?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXiYpfR-cRE
*spoops around*

>>73193713
What is that supposed to be? Did she cum?

>>73193893
>Finnish reading comprehension
she pissed herself because she thought he was gonna cave her chest in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPCGR9_GdhA
*stabs you*

see ya at the next gangfight recital lads

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Last post before I go to bed.
Left or right?

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>fighting with knives marketed towards old women
heh chumps
probably illegal in your nanny state too

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NEVER EVER

>>73193966
right

>>73193966
left

>>73193966
Left-arrogant, insecure, secretly craves BBC
Right-brain dead, rides the cock carousel

never have i ever kissed a girl(boy)

>>73194002
Alright I guess this will be my last post but:
Left is a nice girl and I'd like it if you didn't imply that she's a coal burner

>>73190410
Hello I'm 1/32 American

good night /cum/, hopefully the tornados kill me when im asleep

>>73194043
ew
shan't be kissin you

>>73194025
She has major issues, that is clear enough. Look at how she holds herself, with her arms crossed tightly and knuckles tucked hiding. How she refuses to look at the photographer and how she wears a drab gray.

Mental illness. It's written all over her. Guaranteed some kind of ungodly fetish and mental issue

>>73194067
Then they're made for each other since the guy you're talking to is a sociopath.

>>73194067
or maybe she has autism and is a pure qt

>>73194067
At least she doesn't have red dyed hair, problematic glasses, is fat, or flesh tunnels.

If one of these applys to a girl, she has issues.

>>73194160
Flesh tunnels?

>>73194160
>problematic glasses
wot

>>73194217
probably what fat rolls are in krautspeak

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>>73194217
>>73194229
>dont even know hipster/SJW archetypes

problematic glasses are those rimmed glasses feminists wear

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>>73194217
I had to look it up, these disgusting ear rings that cause giant holes.

>>73194247
I kind of assumed they were sjw glasses, but maybe they just got in the way or something

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>get dark souls item randomizer mod working
>suddenly stops working after clearing taurus

now I gotta make a new seed, rebuild the file, and start from square one again

>>73194332
>frenchman is in heels and is still shorter

#shotsfired

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*blocks your path*

>>73194358
knock it off

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>>73194358

>>73194408
damn that's terrifying (◉༬◉)"

>>73194358
Are you ok?

my thumb's felt like its been asleep all day

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How do you take cold showers?

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The Red Ensign will fly again

>>73194609
i don't

>>73194609

I turn the cold knob instead of the hot one

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>I'm not antisemitic I just hate jews

>>73194694
go be a nigger somewhere else

>>73194645
explain how

>>73194690
I didn't know it was so easy

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we /dead/ now

>>73194822

RIP /cum/

trix were $2 at the depanneur

i got 2 boxes

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>tfw made connect four for java class
Fun assignment.

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stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/weather-channel-live-stream

hitler was cool

>>73194979
have toast with strawberry jam and no cheese

>>73195057
wtf is a primal domina

Ah yes, Okay- Cupid. Let's see my daily match!

>About me
Bisexual, Woman, Single, 178cm, "A little extra" build
Attended High school
Drinks socially, Does drugs, Doesn’t have kids and doesn't want them, Has dogs, Has cats, Libra
Looking for: People, near me, ages 20‑40, for short term dating, Casual sex, and New friends.

>My self-summary:
*** I have over 400 likes. I can't see them. Message me instead. If you give me one-word messages, sexually explicit questions/etc., or you're just rude, I will NOT respond to you. **** Anyways, I'm a fairly funny feminist who has recently realized that she enjoys waving at people more than your average twentysomething.
If you want to know more about me, just ask! :D
I'm also a part of the BDSM scene in Vancouver as a primal domina and a practising Pagan.

>I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food lol
Srsly? Pretty much anything and everything. I like passing time by daydreaming sometimes.

>Six things I could never do without
Coffee
Phone
Sweatpants
Fuzzy socks
Dogs
Oxygen lol

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>>73195088
Whatever this is

(I replaced post with >>73195089 because there was too much greentext in that)

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>>73195089
>178cm,

>>73195106
hmmm, if you want to get pegged she's the girl

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>>73195088
"To be sexually primal means that one allows their “animalistic” or primal self out when sexually aroused or during sex. The normal constraints of civilized behavior are dropped, and one allows one’s self to be the intelligent ape that one is.

Sometimes it means that t͟h͟e͟ ͟s͟e͟x͟ ͟a͟c͟t͟ ͟w͟i͟l͟l͟ ͟r͟e͟s͟e͟m͟b͟l͟e͟ ͟a͟ ͟w͟r͟e͟s͟t͟l͟i͟n͟g͟ ͟m͟a͟t͟c͟h͟ in which the stronger or more dominant subdues the weaker or more submissive. Sometimes it will be more playful. Sometimes it may get very dirty or painful. Sometimes it can be extremely gentle and almost non sexual or surpassing sexuality. One simply does what their “instincts” dictate.

P͟r͟i͟m͟a͟l͟ ͟p͟e͟o͟p͟l͟e͟ ͟o͟f͟t͟e͟n͟ ͟i͟d͟e͟n͟t͟i͟f͟y͟ ͟w͟i͟t͟h͟ ͟o͟n͟e͟ ͟o͟r͟ ͟m͟o͟r͟e͟ ͟a͟n͟i͟m͟a͟l͟s͟,͟ ͟a͟n͟d͟ ͟b͟r͟i͟n͟g͟ ͟t͟h͟i͟s͟ ͟t͟o͟ ͟t͟h͟e͟i͟r͟ ͟b͟e͟d͟ ͟o͟r͟ ͟t͟h͟e͟ ͟b͟u͟s͟h͟. Some are lycan, and some gorilla, while others may be more ferret or sea creature-ish. Some are more caveman. It varies."

>>73195157
so its like furries without the fursuits

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deep south bouta get BTFO by mama nature

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gonna do a cold shower because varg said so

>>73195176
>furries
>primal
the only thing primal about a furry is their smell

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>>73195236

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I'm having a coke and some choco chip cookies at 2:10 AM while planning to skip college tomorrow. Kinda comfy.

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It's time

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carcucks btfo

>frozen sausage patties in the freezer

>too lazy to make em because I have to stand by the stove and flip them

God dammit, why didnt I get a microwave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PL2HFLRMI0

>>73195343
>american
>doesn't own a microwave
Something's fishy about this.

>i'm lycan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUzUK-ZM3P8

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/montréal/

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Hey how do my fellow North Americans feel about root beer?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
OK! let's find out...
one
two
*CRRUNCH*
OK! it takes two licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop

>>73195579
its good

>>73195579
prefer coke, or 7-up, but if theres an open fountain ill make a mud of root beer, coke, fanta and 7-up

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>>73195579

ROOT BEER?!

>>73195614
Show flupunci.

>>73195579
I get it whenever I go to A&W or sometimes when they have the interesting tasting overpriced fancy rootbeers.

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>>73195614
>>73195622
>>73195625
>>73195677
Yeah bros I'm planning on eating a burger and some root beer this Friday I'm looking forward to it.

>>73195697
It's still weird to me how A&W and A&W Canada are totally separate entities.

>>73195791
How so?

>>73195614
hellfire raineth upon thee

SKATEBOARDING BUDGIES!
https://youtu.be/34t2p5i1kLw

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>>73195872
>SKATEBOARDING BUDGIES
wahoo!
>>73195898
yoohoo!

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post funny monkeys

>tfw you will never ever be this mad
feels relaxing buds

*dabs*

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>>73196218
probably a samefag memer pretending that depression's real

>>73196028
How did a white president manage to look so much more like a chimp than the black president?

shoot misidentified the flags
>>73196419
see
>>73195862

that ain't fudge

who is this german shartposter? Im having to filter germany now unfortunately but there are some OK german posters

Why won't you just leave /cum/ alone?

>>73196687
It's the Haitian.

You can just filter image.jpg until it leaves.

>>73196687
I don't even think it's German posters, probably some Turks.

>>73196753
i thought that was marshall islands formerly nicaragua

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Based Merkley

>>73196309
that's a very persuasive nigger facebook meme

Never seen a bluer sky
Yeah I can feel it reaching out
and moving closer

>>73196890
I am a nocturnal reclusive drug-addicted NEET
The best way to cope with my situation is to make fun of it

>Female family member moves something that had lots stuff inside it because she feels like it
>Some things go missing and gets angry when someone tells her about it

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>>73197010
give me her number

>>73197008
Frederik AuscheunBurg, What The Fuck your problem??

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Just bumped my knee on the wall while walking through my pitch black hallway
It hurts pretty badly but that's okay
I'll last to make it through another vain day

Do you think trump will be able to repeal/replace obamacare? If so, how? It seems the gop is disagreeing too much on what to replace it with

And how do they plan to do it without it being perceived as a betrayal by the many millions who got access to healthcare thanks to it?

>>73197508
>>>/pol/

>>73197531
>ever going there
It's a fucking beehive of nonsense

i need help

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>>73197638
my pet balloon animal will help you

business idea: drink to fall asleep

finding ways through the favorite tune play all day with my eyes closed

>>73197740
i do believe this gimmick belongs in /brit/

businesss idea: seizure

>>73198019
I had a seizure back in September

shall be having a seizure when i do pass out

>>73198115
careful
you would wake up physically and mentally disoriented for a few days. it won't be fun

>>73198164
im already physically disoriented i cant find m headphones

>>73198336
maybe they got stuck inside your ears

>>73198360
no i was tooo drunk to put themin at least thteoens i could find

>>73198415
perhaps being unable to find your headphones provides the opportunity for some soul searching

Do you believe the news on tv
don't you ever feel something's wrong
things you read, things somebody taught you
we are under their control ever since we were born
nobody realize we are living in a cage
it's a waste of your time trying to find the truth you won't
don't ever try to fight against it use your third eye to see and feel what is right

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>>73193816
Americans are sleeping post anime.

>>73199198
I'm wide awake. And I was in the dark with an open heart and I was falling hard. I'm wide awake.

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NOOOOOO
I'VE BEEN AWAKE ALL NIGHT AND NOW I'M GOING TO BE COMPLETELY NOCTURNAL AGAIN
I'VE BEEN THIS WAY FOR 5 YEARS AND BREAKING THE HABIT IS TOO HARD
ITS SO DEPRESSING

>tfw buy a pound of tendies from publix several times a week
>just went yesterday and wanna go again today
>scared the deli people will start to recognize me

>>73201695
>publix
Stopped reading there

>>73202447
>there
Stopped reading there

I wish I had mo watermelon

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>>73195214
>not having a cold shower because gavin mcimnes said so

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>>publix

>Stopped reading there

>>73202447
literally the best grocery store tendies you can buy

>>73202761
>literally
Stopped reading there

>>73202883
>>
Stopped reading there

@73202929

Stopped reading there

I should go to sleep
but I'm not sure I know how
unconditional love
I wanna lie next to you
and I wanna be everything you want me to

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Mmmmmmmm......assss

WHEN I SEE YOU I SURRENDER

post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk

>>73203546
Fuck you. Portuguese boat music is where it's at

So is facebook forced to delete "hatespeech" in the US too, or does this fall under freedom of speech?

>>73203546
>not listening to post-ironic fart metal

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>Donald Trump isn't a failed Jacksonian populist

>>73203797
I don't think they're forced to, but they delete posts that are against "community guidelines" which means whatever they want it to

>>73203374
>>73203295
BBBRRRRRAAAAAAPPT

Im here to save /cum/

>>73204053
no you're not, you're here to shitpost about leafs

>>73203898
Well that's okay, I mean they run the site, but fucking hell, our gov is forcing them to delete "hatespeech" now, and I don't even know where hatespeech begins.
I mean denying the holocaust has always been illegal, but is it hatespeech to say that some people don't belong here? And will the same rules apply for those who post death wishes to people like Trump, or the AfD? I can't describe how retarded things became here in the last years.
Eventhough they are massive leftists and sjws, this song is pretty good and fitting, eventhough I'm sure it's about the political site I'm on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu--RFgij2I

>>73204079
don't ever reply to me

Believe we should be intervening in Syria buds.

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>>73204244
(You)

>>73204275
take your neocon politics to >>>/pol/
this is a primitivist eco-fascist safespace

>>73204116
>our gov is forcing them to delete "hatespeech" now
wew

>I don't even know where hatespeech begins.
Wherever the majority wants it to I guess

>>73204116
>our gov is forcing them to delete "hatespeech

LOL

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>>73204349
Reminder that /cum/ is officially Ancap property

despite all these memes I unironically feel bad for Germans with all the shit that's going down

i aint got no sense of direction
mmmm
unconditional love

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>>73204453
>feeling bad for G*rms

>>73204275
What do you want to do though?
Support the "moderate" oppostion? We had this so often. We shouldn't intervene imo. We should support the neighbor countries with the refugees, but we finally need to make clear that europe is not going to become their new home. The conflicts won't magically disappear, no matter which party wins this war, there'll always be a loser that might try to get his revenge. It's sad, I agree, but we can't do more than that without causing even more trouble for ourselves and the syrians in the end.

>>73204410
It's not even funny anymore. Honestly, how can "we" complain about russia, turkey etc. when we aren't any better. It's so dumb, it's even worse knowing that both parties CDU and SPD will still get about 50% of votes together.

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>>73204411
judging by yesterday's poll, /cum/ is socdem/libertarian property.

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>>73204552
>this many commies in /cum/
We need a purge

>owning property
>"""ancap"""

*watches the same netflix shit*
*complains about the swearing*

Will have been 3 years since I last had sex in 1 month.

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>>73204674
>capitalism without property rights
You aren't too bright are you

>>73204657

I'm working on a presentation for Spanish right now about an imaginary train trip

It's easy but I fucking hate spanish work so much

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me when i see a g*ijin post

Taxation might as well be theft

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>UltraProgressive Globalism

>>73204552
I want to change my vote from MatPragTechDick to AbsMon

Killing commies isn't murder, it's doing the world a solid

i think im going to dirnk more now that im awake

Supporting Israel is the only moral thing to do

leaving israel to the ayyrabs is the only moral thing to do

>started taking anti depressants a month ago
>can slowly feel my over a decade of chronic depression shedding day by day

This is the first time I've ever had a somewhat normal and consistent sleep schedule and I'm actually excited to wake up and do things. This is some sort of miracle drug buds, the only bad thing is my doctor said they want to put me on it for at least a year and I have a feeling she's going to want to up the dosage.

>>73205445
conway i should have listened to you
why didnt i

Palestinians have no right to Israel's land

>>73205519
About what?

>>73205559
not drinking
i think pissed blood :(

>>73205584
Go to a few Narcotics Anonymous meetings

>>73205471
You can just say, "No, I think the current dosage is right for me." You know.
Also anti-depressants are usually a life-long medication.

Anyway, it can be hard to find the right one and dosage for many people. I'm glad it worked for you, anon.

>>73205471
I thought those were supposed to kill your benis

>>73205471
You're probably going to stay on them for a lot more than a year

anyone who unironically likes anime should be shot

>applying for a job
>position looks really good and I might actually have a chance at getting an interview
>uploading resume
>accidentally upload a PDF of some embarrassing absurd story I wrote when I was 14 and the fucking thing submits my application without any confirmation

thinki may have shit my pants buds

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>>73206123
What if you love anime?

>be canadian
>shart
>wipe with a leaf
>>73206164
lol

>>73206264
nobody loves anime

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>Wednesday morning
Why are you here?

>tfw actually sharted the other day for the first time in my life
That feeling of hobbling to the bathroom as liquid shit runs down the leg of my pants is not one I shall miss.

>>73206342
because i'm unemployed and bored as fuck

No matter what you think about its message, "Just Say No to the Psycho Capitalist Fascist Right-Wing Industrial Death Machine" is really quite a worthwhile album.

>>73206342
im a good for nothing loser and loving every minute of it

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hear me out, /cum/

I fucking white knighted for the first time this morning

>decide to go for a morning run
>stop on my way to safeway to buy some yogurt
>go to the checkout
>one of those sexy middle aged thicc (fat) black chicks with the "GURL, MMMM MMM" thing in front of me, looks similar to my celeberty crush Wendy Williams but shorter
>struggling taking things out of the cart
>grunting-tier
>penis demands I help
>offer her take her stuff to her car and load it
>says really loudly (sexily) "AWW SWEETY OF COURSE YA CAN, THANK YOU"
>she waits for me to buy my stuff
>help her push the cart to her car
>get to her van
>she opens the back
>see some mid build black dude, no older than 40 sitting in the passenger seat messing with his phone
>load all the fucking bags alone, black lady was fiddling in the front with her seat the whole time while the black dude was just trying really hard to stay out of my line of sight
>finally finish up
>"You're good to go" I tell them while I close the door
>black lady yells out "THANK YOU SO MUCH, SWEETIE!"
>they drive out
>eat my fucking yogurt and jog back home
>step in tactical dog shit while exiting the safeway parking lot and get them on both my shoes
>slide the tactical dog shit off
>smelling like shit, I run back home really pissed like sandy when that time spongebob and patrick made fun of texas

>>73206565
what did gnod mean by this

EIN REICH
EIN VOLK
EIN KAHR

>>73206708
Dunno. Maybe they are upset about taxation?

>>73206690
To me, in order to white knight, you have to be cock blocking a dude. What you did is more like cuckholding. You did all thr wotk and got nothing for it while that guy is going to continue to lay with her every night.

Le shadilay! Le praise kek! desu

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Who is this?

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>>73207402
Aya Shalkar

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>>73207402
its in the title

>theres a tim horton's literally less than 15km away
i'm loving ohio already

>>73207539
Tim Horton's sucks

>>73207563
this is true

>>73207539
I saw some people having sex behind a Tim Hortons out back next to the dumpsters before.

>>73206342
I'm at work. I just have nothing better to do right now

>>73207606
That was me.

>>73207606
Smashing some timbits

How is #asiangf2017 going lads?

>>73205763
Well I didn't want to be on them in the first place, but I decided to take the doctors recommendation as I've tried a lot of other things and nothing worked over the years. I currently take the lowest dosage available. I really don't know what 'normal' feels like anymore so if it can make me feel this much better with such a small amount maybe I've been missing out on much more than I know.

>>73205897
That's a side effect, hasn't happened for me yet though. Kind of wish it did so I would stop fapping so much. If anything it's increased my sex drive.

>>73206068
Could be, but I'm an adult and if after a year I think I'm okay without them I will stop taking them.

>>73207847
changed it to #browngf2017

brown girls are best girls

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#nogf2017

>>73195579
it's delicious

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>>73207954
>tfw haven't had a gf since December

bad b8 m8

hi

>>73208084
Hi

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thisis my favorite anime character
pls say something nice to him

>>73208114
I've been watching breaking bad with el gf and the one solace i get from living in this desert is that I can kind of pretend I live in the same general area as it

>>73208184
The one solace I get is that we're all gonna have to leave when it becomes too hot to live here.

>>73208228
where will you go? would like to go back to the pacific northwest myself

>>73208254
Well I'm planning on going back to New Hampshire when my grandparents die and I get their house.

>>73208228
>tfw you'll never live in ghost town las vegas by yourself
>you'll always be forced to live in no fun allowed and fuck freedom: the country

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My favorite anime could beat yours in a fight.

What should I make the next OP lads?

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>lads

>>73208742
An eagle and an american flag

>>73208742
Make it the reverse America's Peak image, then have the first reply being an American posting the original America's Peak image.

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>>73208742
terry

>>73208796
lads is the superior way of adressing a group

>>73208925
y'all > lads

>>73208925
>getting cucked by british culture in 2017
how pathetic can you be

>>73207402
My bf

>>73208970
>implying america isnt all about stealing culture

>>73208959
terrible post wee man

Brushed ny teeth in the shower and had a very enjoyable tickle when i rinsed my mouth

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>>73209021
might as well start sipping tea and not brush your teeth, you bongboo

>>73208925
chaps > lads

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>>73209079
Nice, might have to try this

>>73209150
>bongboo
if you had reddit flags you would know I truly hate limeys
but they do have funny words
>>73209160
no

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>>73209177
use selsum blue on your balls, trust me on this

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Yesterday I asked some american bros about Wyoming and living there. Now I actually want to try, but the plane from my country to Jackson,Wyoming is 2,5K€ and its only the out ticket.
I cant afford that, Is there a "cheap" way to go to the USA? years ago I found a transatlantic who used to go from UK to USA but only in few months...

>>73209326
London to NYC
MEGAbus to Chicago
Hitchhike or Greyhound rest of the way

>breaking glass ceilings in golf
>in a league entirely filled with women
muh agenda

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>somebody very knowledgeable about autism talks about it
>convinces me that what internet culture calls autism isn't actually autism
>tells me to take a test
>take it convinced that I don't have autism
>tfw everybody was right

Do you have autism too /cum/?
https://www.questionwritertracker.com/quiz/61/Z4MK3TKB.html

>>73209602
>below average

you're not showing your true potential, son

>>73209602
No, but my gf does.

>>73209547
this

t. knower

buds
pals
lads
mates
amigos
dudes
friends
friendos
y'all
y'all've'ya
Can't we all just get along?

in 4 years my campus became saturated with Muslims (arab and SEA) and now they all think they're so funny writing arabic on all the whiteboards and bathroom stalls

>>73209808
What about guys, you guys, or yous

>>73209753
is she single?

>>73209808
I shan't think so old sport

spell whomst've, nigga

New move whenever
>>73209950
>>73209950
>>73209950

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This is cosy.
>>73209865
youse guys

>>73209753
>my gf does

>>73209852
saudia arabians are the most arrogant and obnoxious people alive

thry should be gassed but good luck theyve built up genetic immunity after bathing in cologne every morning for the past however many centuries

do you wipe your ass front-to-back or back to front, /cum/?

>>73209602
What about teacher suspicions of AD(H)D as a kid?

I think it had more to do with not caring about school though (doctors didn't seem to care)

>>73209808
All y'all've us all ain't never gunna!