literally me irl right now edition
>>73182975
go to sleep small man
>>73182993
no i don't think so
>>73183048
alkoholik spotted
>>73183066
no? stop projection
>>73182975
Go to sleep, little boy
hahaha
>>73183488
>88
fucking nazi fuck off
balts are russian
>>73183867
Byelorussian*
>>73183867
And a nice evening to you as well, Poland
3D women are important.
Dead thread already
Far out I just woke up, and I'm going through the balt generals from last night. Why did ausnz get bumped off the thread again? What did we do?
>>73184779
I'm the fastest poster in baltausnz, I can speed it up if you like???
Just woke up. Gotta go do a blood test and buy my mum and I a coffee.
Gonna get a looooooong black
>>73184781
nothing, what matters is that we're back together, right?
Still haven't checked my work emails since monday last week. Probably have heaps of work to catch up on. :S
>>73184878
hehe they'll detect the thc in your blood wont they
>>73184890
No. I need to know why this happened so I can prevent it again in the future.
Interesting
>>73184923
No, I quit smoking 3 years ago.
>>73184931
it's a shit meme that's been around for some time.
>le split haha
just a way for some autists to prove that they're funny. ignore it
>>73184993
Fucking meme separatists!
>>73184948
i saw this in "narcos" (a netflix originals tv series)
>>73184206
Agreed. Here is a 3D woman who is Latino. That means this is actually an international post.
>>73185034
yes, agreed
>>73185128
>via 9gag.com
ok nevermind now i remember why we split
>>73184948
Hmmm, Hitler was right!
>>73185177
Don't be fooled, it's a pic I saved from a Latvian.
>>73185344
ugly bikini. 2/10
>tfw you're actually tired
didn't thing this would be possible at this hour
>>73185481
Hmmm, I think it's good. It doesn't try to lift her boobs up that much, but instead pushes them flat and together. I've always liked bikini tips that do that.
Gonna not wank for the whole week then drop a massive cum load on a prostitute Friday night.
>>73185715
you could also just make a cum tribute for your favorite waifu and save some money
>>73184206
>/baltnz/ /ausnz/
Don't even OP if you can't get the thread right. It's /balt/. Not /balt/ + /ausnz/ or whatever else.
>>73186396
who are you quoting retard
If a purely descriptive account of suicide is possible, where should it begin? While it is tempting to say that suicide is any self-caused death, this account is vulnerable to obvious counterexamples. An individual who knows the health risks of smoking or of skydiving, but willfully engages in these behaviors and dies as a result, could be said to be causally responsible for her own death but not to have died by suicide. Similarly, an individual who takes a swig of hydrochloric acid, believing it to be lemonade, and subsequently dies causes her own death but does not engage in suicidal behavior. Moreover, not only are there self-caused deaths that are not suicides, but there are behaviors that result in death and are arguably suicidal in which the agent is not the cause of her own death or is so only at one remove. This can occur when an individual arranges the circumstances for her death. A terminally ill patient who requests that another person inject her with a lethal dose of tranquilizers has, intuitively, died by suicide. Though she is not immediately causally responsible for her death, she appears morally responsible for her death, since she initiates a sequence of events which she intended to culminate in her death, a sequence which cannot be explained without reference to her beliefs and desires. (Such a case exemplifies voluntary euthanasia.) Likewise, those who die via ‘suicide by cop,’ where an armed crime is committed in order to provoke police into killing its perpetrator, are responsible for their own deaths despite not being the causes of their deaths. In these kinds of cases, such agents would not die, or would not be at an elevated risk for death, were it not for their initiating such causal sequences.
>>73186557
Probably taking your own life in one determined and voluntarily attempt. Smokers usually don't smoke with the intention of killing themselves, it's an unintended consequence of their behavior. I'd think that smoking is better considered delayed suicide by irresponsibility.
*chain smokes through today's 3rd pack*
>>73185529
Have a coffee mate.
>>73186219
Nah, when I'm gonna get paid over $15K over the next 2 weeks time I can afford the $90 for some fit asian hotel to milk the cum out of my dick.
>>73186396
Grrrr, don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
I wish I were a Baltic superhero.
Not again.
Bumping with foreign slag (international culture)
(safe for work)
>>73190471
Good post
>>73190454
If those tits aren't fake I'm a lizard
Hello!
I want an aussie to rape my boypussy.
>>73190606
They are fake, just like most of America.
May be moving to Sydney in July. And your thoughts?
>>73191439
What for?
>>73191474
My gf may be taking a new job there and my contract just ended.
>>73191505
Sounds neat.
Good luck.
>>73191520
Thanks mate. I would like to finally go to uni there if I can afford it but will most likely just keep doing more shit work and saving.
>>73191542
What're you thinking about studying?
>>73191744
Was thinking of Geology or Petroleum Engineering to get into that industry at a technical level.
Good morning, chaps.
>>73190471
I was a regular here before you and /balt/ + /auznz/ were born. Respect your elders.
Morning, cunts
>>73192693
Morning friend, how are you?
>>73192734
Good, considering the fact that I slept for 6 hours or so.
>>73192633
FOY
>>73192693
Good morning
THEY WANNA DIE WITH ME??
GONNA SHOOT ALL OF THEM
GET READY
just kidding lads
only DREAMT of shooting up my school
REALLY like being angry all day haha THANKS
is this what they call roid rage
she say im insane
I AM NOT AFRAID TO
DIE
Nose is all blocked up lads. I got sick somehow.
Mediocre thread so far
how do you deal with stress, noise pollution?
im working at office and theres alot of noise pollution, our secretary litterally cannot work without a radio making some kind of noise, she just bought a new phone, which rings every 5 minutes, and has an obnoxious pop music ringtone on full volume. She is loud and she talks Tuteish (russian and polish hybrid) with one of her college.
How do you not go CRAZY?! I started smoking because of this
>>73194447
listen to ur own music
>>73194470
can you do that in the office?
>>73194505
earbuds were invented for a reason
>>73194447
Complain to your boss bitch!
sickening anger
if someone pisheyd me right now I'd smash their teeth in
FURIOUS
>>73194598
come at me bitch
>>73183488
What's so funny
>>73194687
fuck off not in the mood
top of the morning cuntfags
>>73194447
First of all, what kind of a company is this? I understand loud speaking and occasional laughs, but radio and phone noises are completely unacceptable. Lmao.
>Lithuanian work ethics
>>73194753
this is why they kill themselves
>>73194761
No, they do that because their dairy products are inferior to Karums.
pros and cons of suicide?
>>73194447
>being too beta to tell her to shut her cunt mouth
>>73194784
Pros:
We won't have to tolerate you asking pros and cons of X every day anymore
Cons:
No reliable ways of accomplishing that, best case scenario you'll survive and everyone will know you're a pussy ass bitch, worst case you be a veggie lmao
>>73194753
>>73194787
The radio isnt loud, its very silent but its still there
But the phone and loud speaking is getting on my nerves especially when combined with the noise the printer is making ( im sitting next to it)
I just feel like I am not in the position to ask such things, especially since this woman does more work than me.
>>73194826
>every day
first time asking such a question
>>73194861
you should just tell her in a normal manner that it disturbs you, but knowing lithuanian women she will probably chimp out and tell everyone you are a rapist
>>73194861
How much money do you make there?
>>73194861
complain to your boss pussy bitch
>>73194899
>rapist
no thankfully accusations like that dont happen here yet.
>>73194903
very little 500 euros~ But if I start selling more Heat pumps I can make a lot more.
>>73194941
>>>73194899
>>rapist
>no thankfully accusations like that dont happen here yet.
>>>73194903
>very little 500 euros~ But if I start selling more Heat pumps I can make a lot more.
wagies everyone
thirsty teachers getting mad at me for not saying good morning to them
fuck out of here bitch might lose a tooth
not worth my breath
thirsty 9th grader chicks aswell
FUCK off let me sulk in peace
>>73195016
you are in 9th grade?
MOOODS????
Is it okay for girls to kiss other girls?
>>73195059
hello newfag
>>73182928
are baltic girls qt?
(dont worry i will never have one of my own because i am a fat ugly neckbeard)
>>73195071
4chan is not for underaged b&, "oldfag"
my ribs are nothing but an empty cage
>>73195075
your kind isnt welcome around these parts of the interwebs
>>73195099
>implying I implied that
>>73195059
newbies out
hate everyone who doesnt know everything about me!!!
hate looking at all these unfashionable retards
who the fuck matches red shoes with a green jacket
and WHITE JEANS
>>73195135
kiddies gtfo off 4chan. This website is too edgy for your soft brains.
>>73195156
your bait is WEAK
>>73195135
Good
Because I'm stalking you
i swear being attractive is a burden
every single girl looks at you
guys stop smiling when your eyes meet
theyre all so scared of me
>>73195231
i relate
>>73195197
пoшeл нaхyй cyкa.
cacи мoй бaлтийcкий Б Б Ц ХУЙ
im just too good for these people
all these manlets fixing their gelled hair before entering class
its a funny sight
the younger teachers are welcome to smile and say good morning
i know what they like
>>73195256
are you actually new then?
I just did pain pills for recreation for the first time.
Not even memeing. Maybe I'll post proof later.
>>73195300
Did you take them normally, or snort them?
pretty sure the russian teacher has a crush on me tbx
been saying things like "hes a pretty guy" and "i know he would know how to compliment a woman"
shes like 40 but pretty attractive, a milf
>when you get just the right amount of sleep
who else knows this feel?
>>73195348
don't care
>>73195348
do care quite a lot
>>73195387
I don't
>>73195387
>when I sleep way too little and have to drink lots of coffee to feel normal
ahhh yes
>>73195417
just go to sleep earlier ;)
>set clock to ring at 10
>it rings at 10:15
fucking chinkshit trash
>>73195348
Ask her if you can stay back after school.
>>73195102
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
>>73195449
you fell for the xiaomi meme?
>>73195477
didn't know nicholas cage was into anal insertions
>>73195520
huawei tbqh
>>73195333
Normally. I have 2 left of Vicodin I'm saving for snorting because I always wanted to try that.
Not trying to get addicted or anything just to say I did.
>>73195449
>Set clock to ring at 5:30
>it doesn't ring at all
>late to work
>get yelled at :(
fucking chinkshit trash
>>73195256
Foreigner, refrain from using our language, pls
>>73195542
Pls gtfo this thread. Im tired of seeing you stalker gopnik ass in here
>>73195539
Feelsbadman
>>73195570
were tired of you
>>73195592
STOP
>>73195570
You wanted to meme about that schoolboy game or something?
Stalking as unwanted or obsessive attention by an individual or group towards another person
>>73195667
im just protecting you so you wont get a ouchie butt in the morning.
eyyy ooh
YUH
EYY
EYY
Which Balt has the biggest cock?
>>73195771
probably me
>>73195240
No, you don't
>>73195771
that would be me
i control my own death
>>73195793
Wish I had you self-confidence at your age, mikoto
Is that true boys raised by single mum have mummy issues?
>>73195890
no
daddy issues
>>73195864
why
people call me arrogant and egoistic
If I have constant suicidal thoughts, does that make me culturally Baltic?
ACHTUNG
Why Estonia didn't reply "that would be me"?
>i got no reply from ruski
what the fuck
>>73195917
People at school?
No, it's just narcissistic disorder
>>73195979
sorry, I love you artusis u mean the world to me.
>>73196004
girls mostly
1 called me arrogant yesterday after i said she was
this got me mad btw but i didnt take it out on her i just agreed
and another one in riga
thats it really
>when you're too smart for your own good
a "sorry" won't fix this
i'm so fucking done with you
>>73196054
read the greeks
>>73196063
PogChamp
>>73196076
filtering your flag sorry
>>73196063
>viņš atkal posto savas pašpilnveidošamās grāmatas
prom žīd! prom!
Just saw a beautiful teenager at a bus stop I was driving past, she was 15 maybe 16
She had long chestnut hair, slim legs, a pale carnation and blue eyes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>73196057
s-sorry
How do I get a qt black haired Latvian gf?
>>73196280
I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate you as a poster and as a person.
>>73196187
did you fugg
Did anyone ever have std?
>>73196295
be rich
>>73196298
thank you
>>73196039
you're arrogant btw
>>73196315
>tfw poor
I guess it's never happening
have some music for replying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OcYQRDPks8
>>73196187
dumb pedo
>Tfw had a dream that I was rich and famous singer
-;-
>>73196365
Well why did she have to be so hot then
It stinks like shit, vomit and bums in the subway. Ew
>>73196408
You're famous to me, my friend
>>73196408
I have that dream every night
>>73196446
>>>/cum/
>>>/b/ed
>>73196358
hey, thanks
>>73196484
I'm tired of /cum/ the posters there are awful and boring
but it is time I go to bed
>>73196523
>free market
>benefits
We should stay split you cucks
>>73196531
sweet dreams bambino
i have arrived
>>73196152
grieķi nav žīdi
TU esi žīds
>>73195016
Send some of them my way will you
>>73196649
*sents police you way*
>>73196721
umm they 16
Oh shit I'm sorry
>>73196768
ok then send couple of those girls to me too
>>73196988
u cant even get a date with ur granny m8
theyd probably beat u up
they taller than u
>>73197022
what a cunt
eat shit and live mikoto
>>73197050
heh im an alpha not a cunt
mikoto is a cool guy
>>73197063
alpha who eats shit
so not so alpha
>>73197076
atleast i get to eat sum ass while u a virgin lmao
>>73196523
gyba prie rusa geriau buva?
>alpha
>watches anime
>>73197097
like eating some mans ass is an achievement
wow what a fag go eat more of that shit faggot
>>73197102
i DONT watch anime
>>73197122
lol virginwalk back to your room homophobe
I am very lonely. My imaginary friend is upset with me and will not talk to me.
>>73197100
Kyba*
>>73197164
can't come up with a good sentence.
I just btfo you little shit eating faggot
>>73197177
I'll talk to you
no wonder his own father left him, everybody would leave such cunt
>>73197182
ur a virgin
BTFO i win
>>73197262
cringe
you wouldn't win against me in a million years so keep dreaming
>>73197280
u wouldnt get laid in a million years, shortie
>it's a "two eternal virgins fighting" episode again
*sigh*'s'd
>>73197296
says the virgin himself
Daily reminder to stop eating poop.
The consequences of eating poop:
>you will stink long time after
>your stomach will be VERY upset
>poop has no nutritional value
>by eating poop you become a maggot level cuz only maggots eat poop
>nobody wants to do anything with you after you eat poop
>>73197321
that's exactly what poop internet defense force wants me to think
gtfo shill
>>73197349
the jews have you by the balls
>>73197310
>no u
LOL
BTFO much?
>>73197375
not true, i've redpilled myself by eating shit
>>73197375
and you got jewish balls in your mouth
>>73197321
Poop is what a person's body couldn't absorb. Therefore only the strongest would feed on it.
>>73197382
just admit the defeat mikoto you already lost
>>73197416
>i-i win
lmao ur delusional
just like a kid who says "i don't want to play anymore" after they're "it"
>>73197211
Hi, what do you think of my pumpkin? Her name is Myrtle.
>>73197441
I like how one eyebrow is higher than the other
Anybody here had any success with Tinder?
>>73197499
ye, found ur mom on there
>PUSH ME INTO THE PUSSY
do you want to be a giant dildo for whales?
>>73197513
how thicc
>>73197393
and you got mouth that has jewish balls on your face
>>73197499
I'm afraid it's mostly village girls and no sophisticated, anime-loving city girls.
>>73197499
i've had success with ur mum
>>73197479
she's a cutie ain't she
>>73197547
>sophisticated, anime-loving city girl
> /balt/
>>73197582
is this that racist and xenophobic guy?
>>73197604
no
>>73197547
but village girls are the best girls
>>73197582
Leading researchers agree admiration of the anime is a sign of superior intellect.
>>73197646
>>73197644
fuck rural white ppl retards
Had some snags with baked beans & a hash browns for dinner. What about you guys ?
drinking birch sap
should i wait for it to go sour or finish all of it today?
>>73197717
been getting a bit constipated lately so I had a bowl of oats
>>73197797
brother?
>>73197797
Oats?
>>73197797
Do you mind?
>>73197797
I see you have some oats brother.
>>73197797
I require oats, brother
>>73197797
I am parished brother. Would you be as kind as giving me some of those oats?
>>73197797
oats i require
>>73197797
Brother, I see you are feasting on oats. May I have some?
>>73197797
My brother. You done with this oats?
So the weebshits with their autistic separatism fit got shrekt again I see. Good.
>>73197797
A feast of oats perhaps?
>samefagging
wtf guys just go to maxima and buy some they're cheaper than beer
>>73197797
Oats is what I desire, brother.
I see you have some.
Alright, I've settled on a Firestorm Elementalist
Wish me luck lads
>>73197985
are you refering to oats, brother?
haha oats LoL
thinkin bout goin to the store to get some icecream and gaietys. hows it sounds boys?
>>73198086
could you bring me some oats, brother?
>>73198086
me too. get me some oats aswell. brother
>>73198097
Can you hush up about the Oats please.
>>73198136
once I satisfy my hunger for oats, brother
is jascha heifetz the only significant classical musician from /balt/?
>>73197945
What would you say if I told you that a weebshit merged the threads again?
>>73198136
did you say
OATS
>>73198097
>>73198128
what are oats?
also if this post ends in dubs im gonna kick my boss in the nuts tomorrow rofl
Redpill me on oats
my dear brothers, this is an urgent and extremely serious matter, I do not have a lot of time before I will starve, therefore I beg you, to please, spare me some oats immediately
>>73198385
I have saved this image without permission, brother, I hope you do not mind
>>73198256
t's just a stupid tumblr meme
ignore it
>>73198451
Thanks. Hopefully it doesn't drag onto the next thread.
Imagine bleeding out of your dick once a month
>>73198495
got boner thx
reply to me right now
>>73198672
fuck!
okay!
javascript:quote('73198672')
>>73198563
hmm but revolution against what?
Nah I don't think so.:-)
im an intellectual
Fapping to this Lithuanian qt female right now. She's got a nice pink pussy I want to cum inside.
>>73198768
thsi
I am more intelligent than everyone else in this thread.
>>73198759
>3dpd
>>73198788
t. iq89
>>73198788
ur short though
L O L
>>73198788
i am vry dumb
>>73198759
i really like the contrast if pink pussy and dark skin
post link
>>73198819
this is a blue board
U U U U
>current year
>not being ascended
>>73198788
post your myanimelist then
>>73198854
what class did you ascend?
I made it to the astral plane but then i dieded
>>73198852
I was wondering the same thing
>>73198788
prove it
>>73198900
I don't know but I'm more ascended than you
Why are women such terrible people
>>73199169
pfff i bet you didn't even pass sokoban levels
the highest point of ascension is the bogdan plane
and im there already
>>73199255
Yeah welll I'm even higher than that
>>73199305
but... it would mean that...
tun tun tun tun tun tun tun dudu tun tun tun tun tun tun tunt dudu tun tun tun tun
it staaaarts with
one thing i dont why it doesnt even matter how hard you try
BUT IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
THINGS ARENT THE WAY THEY WERE BEFORE YOU WOULDNT EVEN RECOGNIZE ME ANYMORE
>>73199394
Proofs?
>>73199410
https://open.spotify.com/track/60a0Rd6pjrkxjPbaKzXjfq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
Reminder: I DO NOT listen to any music posted in this thread.
time to go an buy an arizona 2bf
>>73199471
Wow ur so special
>>73199542
Your mom said the same to me after I fucked her
HEY, HEY MISS MURDER CAN I, HEY, HEY Miss MURDER CAN I.
>>73199619
TAKE MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73199407
NOT THAT YOU KNEW ME BACK THEN
BUT IT ALL COMES BACK TO ME
IN THE END
>tfw i used to love this song
Happiness is finding a balance between giving and taking.
>>73199716
wow deep
>>73199684
WHOA OH OH
>>73199716
umm no
happiness is getting rid of any external threats by changing how you perceive them
new thread
>>73199786
>>73199786
>>73199752
That's what your mother said last night
>>73182928
>/ausnz/
?