Addicted to Ritalin edition
fuck lads
anime
opinions on this place?
4th for el salvador
>first
had sleep paralysis last night
scared to go to sleep tonight hahaha
A bit lean rn lads ngl
jewish gf
>>73179997
I <3 Osh
whine pon mi cocky gyal
>>73180002
Kalium Kalzium
Eisen Magnesium
Carbo-Hydrat Protein
A-B-C-D Ritalin
>>73179997
the ole gf is from there 2bh.
the personal library
>>73179997
do they celebrate easter?
fun fact: you can get lung cancer in 1 day from standing at the tower bridge junction
Triples and I don't get more rum
>>73180019
phwoah nice pair of of jewish tits with the bug puffy nipples
a bit of bush too
loverly
>>73179997
land of the Kyrgyz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Zf5VFLbhk
>>73179997
Looks like a made up fantasy map.
>>73180092
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=936
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=936
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=936
password: Lads
>>73180007
i get it at least 3 times per month. in fact, it's so common for me that i even enjoy. the amazing feeling of falling infinitely... truly, that must be how death feels like.
just dont fall asleep on your back.
the personal library
this is a NEW generation with NEW ideas doing NEW things for NEW people
ummmmm don't like it sweetie??? ugh deal with it!
>>73180101
>>73180092
both me
>>73180039
>>73179997
not even joking la' she spent her teenage years in osh.
was telling me all about the conflcit between uzbeks and kyrgyz.
Any lads get their fast stream feedback today?
How did you all do?
Scooter benders btfo
https://youtu.be/f5Zf5VFLbhk
Creasing
>>73180107
alri
>>73180035
do people really find che guevara attractive? is that why women lefties love him?
looks like a scruffy runt
>>73180141
erm already posted mate >>73180088
i even got double dubs
>>73180136
holy shit fuck off your fast stream shit
>>73180112
cheers la
i only seem to get it when i've been very unhealthy
>>73180116
We need a fucking world war.
>>73180136
no one cares fuck off
>>73180152
thanks, didn't have that toad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvQPiDEXYQU
my fav peep show scene 2bh
don't watch or reply if u've never watched peep show
>>73180170
So you did
Good taste
>We need a fucking world war.
>>73180189
Didn't get your fill of running away last time?
DO
NOT
REPLY
TO
IT
cheese on toast.
>>73180116
>(((Stienmetz)))
PURELY COINCIDENTAL
>>73180213
np lad
what do hash browns taste like lads
you arrive at exmouth station
Cucaracha Cucaracha hoo hoo hoo hoo
>>73180136
didn't check.
i passed anyway. gotta do a final assessment - studying a lot for it (but apparently its a piece of piss)
in a dilemma about dropping the current job but we'll see how it goes.
>>73180250
this is indirectly giving it attention you idiot
>>73180173
>>73180199
Bit rude 2bh
>>73180245
Seem to recall blowing you cunts away.
>>73180283
go to mcdonalds and try one
>>73180277
>>73180290
Which one did you get? I wanted diplomatic but didn't get it. Passed communications and commercial though. Might fuck off the commercial because I hate maths.
where does gordon ramsey get the confidence
>>73180327
cant afford fast food la' you think i live in fucking denmark or what
Ey up lads. Got 3gs for £15 today. Pretty happy
Failed my driving test AGAIN
was doing well until near the end when the examiner asked me to merge left and right and this one cunt behind me was going fast and freaking out trying to get ahead of me so I accidentally cut him off and failed because of that.
Who is the cuckold of the political world?
>>73180291
its not because theres always one retard who replies.
>>73180391
donald drumpf
>>73180391
john bercow
>>73180391
corbyn. "lol we shouldnt have northern ireland". "lol white ppl suck i love migrants".
>>73180389
haha
>>73180378
Probably his big balls
>>73180389
thats what you get for being a fucking chink la
>>73180391
Tim Farron
>>73179925
Wish I could have the compassion and mindfulness of a ritalin high all of the time
>>73180349
kek
>>73180391
The European Union
>>73180456
stop trying to /brit/, hernandez.
watch out for the shaq attack
watching the new episode of designated survivor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC8i0gt5m-Y
most painful thing i've ever watched
>>73180379
hash browns cost like 79p here. thats like 1 buck.
you cant afford 1 buck just to try something new?
>>73180391
churchill
>>73180503
HEEMING
>>73180486
what's that toad?
private property?
You know what we haven't argued about tonight? Ireland.
>>73180373
economics one (only one i was in the running for)
relearning 3 years of economics now for the assessment centre.
>tfw didn't pay any attention to my faststream application (didn't even know which streams i was in for)
>tfw was tempted to not bother going becaues i already have a nice job
>tfw didn't prepare at all
>tfw passed it
>>73180456
in Canada we have 3 tiers of tests
I've already done 2 and can drive anywhere I want, but you need to complete the third within a certain time-span or else they make you start all over again which is absolute bullshit.
just a bit of banter
ritsu is best girl and my digits will prove it
Had a diamond tattooed on the side of my neck
>>73180489
sorry but i'm /brit/ now
>>73180558
social ownership?
>Why yes I would like to work twice the hours for half the salary in the public sector rather than apply for a real job in the private sector
Fucking laughing my arse off at these so-called students.
>>73180553
not really sure tbqh, looks like some kind of imp or something
>>73180572
the gift that keeps on giving
I'm so angry right now
might go squirrel hunting in the rain with my slingshot
>>73180503
Can't stand Ramsey. I bet he's the sort of cunt that pisses sitting down.
Thinking of getting an ISA
>>73180707
return to reddit
Kyrgyz gf wants me to go visit her motherland
SHANT
Thinking of getting an IRA
>>73180703
doing it for free
A bro tier religious group from the Punjab?
>>73180462
>>73180740
why not
>>73180727
dont take out your childlike ineptitude on innocent animals.
i missed ONE lesson of college to go to an interview and my attendance is now 98%
H E E M I N G
why does deano love ralph lauren polos so much
the only time that I've not used 4chan in the past 11 years is when I had a gf
what happened to boxxy
>>73180782
they're guilty of crossing my path
>>73180605
I was pretty much the same for the assessment centre, didn't prepare at all, it probably showed. My feedback thing was basically "rubbish at analysis but really good at communication and teamwork".
All I can do is talk. I won the group thing though, got my primary idea through as the main proposal.
A republic, perhaps?
>>73180811
died in a grease fire
>>73180727
why do you want that license so badly if you can already drive after having passed the tier 2 exam?
>>73180768
we wuz kangz
>>73180703
>tfw i made this to tease my chinese skypefu and people saved it
:3
>>73180811
dead meme
>>73180843
*blocks your path*
Just woke up from a coma after 100 years
Anything changed?
>>73180916
yeh
>>73180916
not much
>>73180853
A pyramid, perhaps?
>>73180854
good lad
>>73180777
dont like democratic countries
>>73180671
delete this
>>73180852
because I need to get it before it expires or ill need to start over
plus its like 100$ every time you take a test.
Just sprayed my underparts with a bit of Eau l'Deano.
>>73180820
i thought i failed the AC, was very surprised to see i'd passed.
My analysis exercise was a shambles.
I didn't win my group exercise and I didn't realise we were meant to organise it amongst ourselves
But I absolutely murked the presentation/interview thing (in terms of communication and analysis) i reckon
really cba for this next AC though
>hour long interview/presentation session
>literal exam
>literal essay
ffs ;_;
>>73180903
*secedes*
>>73180853
>>73180916
not much. america broke stuff again.
Ahh yes, another Spotify Discovery playlist of awful trap jingles that all sound the same
>>73180916
We won the war.
Lost the Empire though.
Also, we've been on the moon.
>>73181031
>praha
A priest who published 95 theses?
>>73180935
the south will rise again
>>73180973
lucky she covered her eyes
>>73180916
muslims are now the enemy
>>73181031
alri czechlad
someone post the kinder egg toad
>>73181048
It's 'raha now la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8
If I see one more Scottish tweet I'll go fucking ballistic
>>73180990
>>73180991
oh yeah it is toblerone hah
16° C can't fucking stand this cold weather
>>73181086
I do not like radiohead
>>73181037
>we
>>73181081
alri
>>73181143
'sheed
>fast stream lads
>distant family member in it
>everyone's smashing it
>didn't pass the first stage
ah yes... this surely bodes well for my career
>>73181086
>>73181052
Very good post
I was right all along...
>>73181168
Fast stream is a meme.
>>73181103
my old cat's deaf and meows loudly if they can't find anyone in the house
>>73180970
Might be worth checking your feedback. It's pretty in depth and basically said what you were shit at.
The communications assessment thing is alright by the sound of things. Hour presentation where you have to argue your case, hour interview, and writing some stuff up in a way that's clear with good grammar and spelling.
I got this for scores, which is kind of shit 2bh.
>>73181194
why is it so competitive then?
harpsichord>piano
dont even try to prove me wrong
have some amazing scarlatti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhQMapIYjoA
>>73181194
this
the other people at the assessment centre were like people working in call-centres and applying for tescos grad schemes.
hardly venerable.
>>73181168
fast stream is a waste of time
shit pay and a ridiculous assessment centre. Unless you get into diplomatic stream wouldn't bother - everyone only gets into the civ service to get into the private sector anyway
>>73181113
>>73181178
A big guy?
>>73180916
not much
america became the most powerful country in the world, arguably one of the most powerful in history
They created some of the most innovative pieces of technology the world will ever see.
They dominate culture and are the entertainment powerhouse of the world. People will be studying this masterpiece of a country for 100's of years wondering how we were so dominant and ahead of our time
They'll look at the moon and notice we were there. They'll see the world wide web and its expansions and be in complete awe of our advancements
In the end, they'll see a film called Interstellar. What will eventually become a cornerstone of western art, a nearly perfect visual. Historians will be blown away by the way it perfectly encapsulates human nature, our sense of adventure, our perseverance, and most of all, our love, the thing that transcends space and time
Literally shaking writing about Inception.
https://youtu.be/NPqY3mz0fLw
>>73181230
Low barrier to access. Literally any mong can apply
>>73181247
that's what i wanted to do lol
>>73181260
literally me
redpill me on the toad
where did it come from?
>>73181228
where can i access that?
i don't think they released mine yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Ym355OBg4
https://www.youtube.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Ym355OBg4/watch?v=G0Ym355OBg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Ym355OBg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Ym355OBg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Ym355OBg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Ym355OBg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Ym355OBg4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Ym355OBg4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Ym355OBg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0Ym355OBg4
official /brit/ banter overlord
>>73181259
don't care
>>73181202
very nice but
>they
odd choice of pronoun
>>73181270
>tfw failed the first hurdle designed to weed out the mongs
fuck it i don't care anyway but just annoyed i'm too much of a runt to get considered
me taking a bath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CkZ0-hRqdk
>>73181253
for you
not a fan of interstellarposting
>>73181317
Just get a real job and count yourself lucky you didn't get sucked into the memescheme.
>>73181272
get in through the lower levels then, work your way up - you can still apply whilst you're employed there, if you keep fucking it at least you're working towards the same goal, albeit slower
>>73181296
aussies I think
>>73181326
greetings from MOROCCO
I'm MOHAMED
nice to meet you.
i'd like to make new friends and know new peolpe and cultures.
of course i want to practice english .....
what do you think ? would you like to chat with me?
Interstellar has, so fucking THOROUGHLY, driven me to an entirely new dimension of emotion. The characters and story are easily the absolute best, I've EVER seen. The special effects are jaw-dropping. The scientific accuracy is perfect. Literally perfect. The film drives you through intense emotion like no other film, dare I say it, ever will. There's one scene, which I will NOT spoil, that literally had me shaking in my seat, overwhelmed by a sense of pure intensity. My heart was ready to go out of my chest. I was sweating and breathing harshly. And when it ended, I was crying at the newfound realization of what a single scene can do.
>>73181372
Aussies, you say?
>>73181247
Literally all I wanted was the diplomatic, but since I've not got it I'm just going to start the fast stream and apply for other shit elsewhere.
I'll probably move abroad to some meme country like India for a while.
>>73181297
Go to your applications, and then view results. There should be "FSAC feedback" at the bottom.
>>73180916
we're mates with germany, we invaded afghanistan again, russia had a whole thing but it's over, big bombs exist that could end most of humanity if 10 or 20 were used at the same time, all your friends are dead and the UK is now a feeble middle power with no real influence
world population has tripled/quadrupled
just waiting for radical elements of the pakistani or iranian military to hand over nuclear material to terrorists. surprised it hasn't happened already 2bh.
>>73181433
>I'll probably move abroad to some meme country like India for a while.
how come lad?
>>73181379
noice
>>73181086
>>73181468
I'm qualified in shipping stuff and since I'm a Brit I'm in demand abroad and can work my way up fast.
ama
>just waiting for radical elements of the pakistani or iranian military to hand over nuclear material to terrorists. surprised it hasn't happened already 2bh.
how tall would you say far right is?
>>73181343
yeah i will do
of course you hate the civil service danelad haha, not bloody free market is it
>>73181344
might do
actually just thinking of doing a big direction change towards something i enjoy/have always been interested in. Degree is wrong but the love is there so i'm going to do that
>>73181474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS0XiOLW_Qk
holy shit. interstellar is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created
people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film
tears were streaming down my face by the end. fucking brilliant
>>73181514
Girl on left:5'11
Girl on right:6'4
>>73181499
fair play
what sort of shipping stuff? as in the verb 'to ship' something or as in ships
>>73181428
perhaps
>>73181514
About this high
>>73180107
more lads join plx
>>73181514
Feminine ' Penis ''
>>73181562
Nautical. I used to work in the merchant navy. Just finishing a degree now so I can work ashore instead.
>>73181461
middle eastern nuclear physicists get assassinated an awful lot desu
Mossad keeping the lads safe
>>73181565
Tell me more.
OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS
I'VE FOUGHT FOR MY MEALS
I'VE GOT MY BACK INTO MY LIVING
Bet anon just lost 28k
>>73181544
In 200 years they will divide the epochs of cinema into "Before Interstellar" and the "Golden Age of Cinema."
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=936https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=936https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=936
>>73181595
based mossad
some poor lad just lost out on £28k after cashing out at £1500 on a £5 bet
tragic
>>73181682
never listen to /sp/
i told him to keep going tbf
>>73181592
shiplad?
missed you x
Honestly ponder as to why the world is fixated with the primitive regressive backwoods shithole known as the land of 'ire' because its inhabitants are permanently drunk and pissed off to no end til they leave the fucking place
Swear if cunts didn't emigrate Ireland would have a booming population, that's how much of a hole it is
>>73181708
Aye.
I'm still here.
someone recommend me an anime to watch
To shreds you say?
>>73181636
>>73181433
ahh found it
they're saying i was shit at the group exercise (which i agree with) but did well in the analysis exercise (weird becasue i felt that was my worst one)
they said you're very strategic and analytical, but you need to improve your teamwork skills or something. Reckon the whole being analytical thing is why I passed the Econ thing.
never been in the women's bathroom, what's it like?
>>73181734
sabagebu
>>73181703
i told him to cash out and now i feel guilty
Has anyone noticed that the slightly above average people are the best at timed essays? I've never met a le'genius that was particularly good at timed essays.
>>73181603
Some yank said that they didn't celebrate easter so some australian spammed the entire board with the easter toad to the point where australian ISPs were banned from making threads for a period of time
>>73181753
anyone got any screencaps of great moments of /brit/ history? a catalog filled with /brit/ threads, perhaps?
>>73181760
stinks like shit
>>73181825
why on earth would i do something that autistic?
>>73181825
doesn't exist
>>73181788
interesting
>>73181819
>>73181682
>>73181703
link?
>>73181825
have one but never posted it for fear of being called autistic
>>73181825
What great moments? They're all shit.
anyone have the screenshot of when dark moot hacked 4chan to stalk a female trip
>>73181754
Yeah, opposite of me then. I was shit at all that but teamwork and communication was good.
What scores did you get? Just curious really.
>>73181514
wtf you would think these are tumblrites
why don't brits celebrate independence day?
>>73181893
yeh
Jesus Christ lads
Guy on /sp/ just lost 27k. He put £5 on a 14 bet accumulator and cashed out at 1k. He just needed united to equalise to win the full bet and they did it with a last minute penalty.
>>73181873
>>73181911
We do. Just on June 23rd.
>>73181911
we will starting from 29th March 2018.
get get get got got got blood rush to my head
I'm noided as fuck brah!
>>73181907
They are. You don't recognize Antifu and her pals?
>>73181894
strategic to objectives : 2.8
analytical: 2.7
teamwork: 2.3
leading/communicating: 2.5
so 10.4 in total.
>>73181921
then he didn't lose then, did he? still gained 1k
>>73181926
A wall?
>>73181893
>>73181978
no? who is the qt on the right
Gründlich durchgecheckt,
steht sie da, und
wartet auf den Start.
Alles klar.
Experten streiten sich
um ein paar Daten.
Die Crew hat dann noch
ein paar Fragen, doch --
der Countdown läuft.
>27k is a yearly wage for most /brits/
hahahah what the fuck.
>>73181979
Better than me then. You should have applied to other stuff.
>>73182000
cheers
Could get behind immortal technique if he didn't try to interject ridiculous communist conspiracy theories and politics into every rap
His non political raps are very good
>>73181996
taco trucks?
business idea: move to kiev
>>73182015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRq4EAbhheE
from this video 2bh
how tall do you think she is?
>>73181954
So he bets on 0-1 in the 74th, and a goal happens in theh 74th so he has the chance to cash out low or risk there being another goal and losing it all to get the full 28k?
i've had a tooth ache for months lads
going in for surgery soon...
>>73181996
still lost 27k just because he clicked his mouse once
>>73182037
'fraid I would hello... you but I'm afraid myself of whether the university could read what happens on this quest wifi
>>73182046
back to /r/socialism, dumbfuck
>>73182078
I had toothache for months, eventually the tooth fell out and the pain stopped, didn't bother with the dentist
>still havent had a jewish president
not happy about this
>>73182000
>23,000,000 posts
/int/ was much simpler then
>>73182025
i applied for a fuck load of stuff iirc
only one of them accepted after the video interview, ie the econ one.
reckon its because my answer for the 'innovation' in the video interview was about me coming up with an economic model (probably put me out of the running for everytihng else lmao)
>>73182046
>what's racist about trump?
>really? *laughs*
>>73182105
Not correct.
>>73182091
Classic autismoyank
Now get off this fucking general and do some work
couldn't live without porn
>>73182118
>we are now on 73 million posts
christ
>>73182000
>FWG
wew that was a long time ago
>>73182041
Gangs?
>>73182093
I'm not that guy
>>73182140
Rescue your father
>>73182131
true story
>>73182065
no he bet on the outcomes of 14 games at the start and cashed out for 1.5k when 12 of them were right
then tranmere scored to make it 13/14 and then united equalised in the last minute from a penalty to make it 14/14
>>73182017
that's above the average wage in the USA?
>>73182190
yanks get paid way more for skilled work
>>73182114
>>73182151
indeed
new episode was shit
>>73182190
yanks are fucking rich lad.
like if you ignore meme cunts like luxembourg and monaco and norway, americans are the best paid people on earth PPP
>>73182168
>fuck drumpf! these girls are so awesome XDDD how cute. drumpf is a fucking racist
>>73182121
Probably, yeah.
Ah well. Honestly I'll probably not get through into anything at this stage. I can't do maths, my application form will be a load of shit for communications, and generalist looks like it's going to have a high pass mark.
So fuck t.
>>73181996
Opportunity cost mate. He lost 27k.
Touch my tits please, lads.
>>73182237
>>73182211
reeeee fuck the yanks
>>73182237
why dont companies here pay as much?
>>73182211
>>73182237
But Yank expenses are often higher.
>>73182231
fuck off it was good
>>73182272
wrong
>>73182143
I think once /pol/ got legitimate flags they started migrating here
>>73182272
$4.5k pa on health insurance, perhaps?
>>73182114
should've been Bernie
>>73179925
Where do you get ritalin?
>>73182302
Health insurance alone costs more than my monthly discretionary spending.
>>73182190
average wage here is around 30-50k
Just want to say, because I feel I owe them for 5+ years of quality headphone sound quality, that Sennheiser are amazing and can't recommend them enough.
>>73182229
when I looked at yank wages I felt like I was in the shoes of a 3rd worlder
>>73182295
muh markets
muh time wasted creating unconvincing drama over the surgery
>>73182351
>not even at bump limit
why
>>73182333
>30-50k
that's a big difference
>>73182325
Do litearlly any europeans understand how health insurance works in the US?
It absolutely does not cost more than your discretionary spending, that would be absurd.
Basically anyone with a full time job has their health insurance covered by their company
>>73182342
>>73182338
.0000002 USD has been put into your account
>>73182377
I would say 40k then
>>73182382
>For 2012, the previous report, annual premiums for employer-sponsored family health coverage reached $15,745, up 4 percent from 2010, with workers on average paying $4,316 toward the cost of their coverage.
haha
bizarre
>>73182250
I'm in dilemma if i actually get it.
Already in a very good job as it, not sure about dropping it.
>tfw had a nightmare about the fsac the other day
I dreamt i was in an exam and i had to read like 10 pages of thick text and i knew the answer, but my hands were broken and i couldn't type
>>73182272
PPP my man
>>73182316
a similar amount of your tax could be going into the nhs phamo
>>73182271
taxes are higher here
costs of living are higher
>>73182272
nah their health insurance is covered by work, their cars are cheaper, houses are cheaper, petrol is cheaper
>>73182377
It's 51k
>>73182438
**a vastly larger amount of some rich cunt's tax
>>73182463
>household
ahhhh yesss
>>73182323
>Go to Dublin with some friends
>watching Rogue 1
>put my feet up and it's the left of some guy.
Alright it was a dick move I'll admit
>The guy doesn't look bothered in the slightested
>Movie ends and I'm walking out
>Angry Irish man walks up to my face and gets super fucking pissed like in that video
>Didn't say or do anything other than apologise since Irishmen are known scrappers.
I was really surprised since he literally didn't do anything or seemed annoyed. It's like he suppressed it and exploded