/brit/

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cara

>gf

could do with a willy suck to be honest with you lads.

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GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

>>73176724
great edition

What are some healthy foods that's not salad? I'm trying to be healthier but I've never eaten healthy in my life and can't think of anything that's healthy apart from salad. And I don't want to eat salad.

might just not leave the EU
thoughts?

My anus is really dry, like a Jew's humour. Should I moisturise it?

>>73176724
need me some nice big tit jewish gf

ᠲᠥᠭᠥᠷᠢᠭ

Just calling someone a 'paki' isn't racist

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lads...
I've cracked the code to goth gfs
you have to unlock Nick mode

Janny will DESPISE this

HOWLING

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4379380/Star-Channel-5-ihas-conviction-animal-porn.html

>>73176855
yes it is

business idea: deport all brexit voters to countries outside the EU

>>73176875
rasheed

consider myself a free market fundamentalist

If Leicester and Rochdale don't win then I'm betting my legs broke tomorrow by loan sharks

made a mistake at work again and the boss is going to screw at me tomorrow (again)

im pretty shit at my job but they're not going to fire me and i'll just keep trudging along.

>>73176857
seen her having sex desu

the nazis went wrong because they thought they were giving the german people exactly what they wanted

the communists went wrong because they thought they knew better than the russian people and could decide what they wanted

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it's all become clear to me

catching up with my pals Rickard and Mortimer

>>73176846
leaving st annes to join isis lol?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAP6yL-EdY8

need a joerg husband

>>73176978
Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).

>>73176822
just cut out carbs and excessively fatty foods.
my lunch today:
2 poached eggs
1 smoked mackerel fillet
2 carrots with low-fat hummus
some fruit
all stuff really good for you and virtually 0 carbs.

salad doesn't have to be shit either.
my go to salad is
cucumber
cherry tomatoes
peppers
spring onions
radishes
dressing: balsamic vinegar + olive oil (or whatever dressing you want, there are loads to choose from)
optional: feta cheese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypuaJLHK_LQ

TUNE

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>>73176724
wouldn't mind one of those
for the short period before which they are all kicked out

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>Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

>>73177006
Didn't understand a word of this you fucking nerd

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Done a cheeky trespass onto MoD property again lads

>>73177032
bet you brits pronounce hummus in a retarded way

>>73177006
>Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.
what does that even fucking mean?

>>73176991
ᠮᠣᠩᠭᠣᠯ ᠪᠢᠴᠢᠭ

>>73177074
hum-muss

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Downs D-D-D-Downs. I've got Downs D-D-D-Downs.
I've got Downs D-D-D-Downs. I've got...

Downs
Downs
Downs
Downs

Downs
Downs
Downs
Downs

Downs
Downs
Downs
Downs

Downs D-D-D-Downs. I've got Downs D-D-D-Downs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCe6e23yIT8

>>73177076
>>73177052
Hello brainlets

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>>73177068

every time i think of her i get this knot in my stomach

>>73176857
>you have to unlock Nick mode
how exactly do i do that tho

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>>73176724
>tfw no jewish lefty gf

>>73176893

just make them second class citizens with no right to vote for anything ever again.

>>73177054
your a brainlet

>>73177055
a place to spit out the cum

>>73177076
are you retarded?

now this looks like a job for me, so everybody
just vote to leave
cos we need a little
sovereignty
cos EU's so empty without me

pretty sure most people are closet extremists

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doing a hmm

>>73177068

me in my ghillie suit, in the bush, on the left

>>73177177
yes i am. so please explain the buzzword jargon in your post.

>>73177177
>i post incomprehensible shit and call you retarded for not deciphering it

>>73177212
extremely centered

EU? More like peeuugh

business idea: get rid of all forms of parasitism, only intelligent people survive and the average iq goes up by 20 points and we go to mars within a few decades

please remember
to tie a knot in your pajamas
single beds are only made for one

>>73177217
Ah yes the northern powerhouse

>>73177074
hum us

only mongs go "hue-mus"

>>73177032
>cutting out carbs
enjoy your no brain functio

>>73177240
Not my post.
And there's literally no buzzwords in that sentence, I think you're just illiterate.

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>>73177206
AND IT'S OUR, OUR OUR CUNT-UH-REE
YEAH
AND IT'S OURS FOR THE TAKING
IT'S OUR BORDER RIGHTS

How many Scots want to secede?

>>73177240
it's a quote some leaf posted here one night

>>73177217

hmmm. Glad I went to a 99% white catholic school desu.

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>>73177217

>>73177294
so you're unable to explain yourself then. thought as much.

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if only a woman's heart was as black and white as the opening move of a game of chess

>>73177316
1 - Nicola Sturgeon

>>73177316
53

Reminder to ignore all posters with non-UK flags on here.

might buy some fake designer clothes

>>73177316
We're not asking them

>>73177350
The sentence explains itself very clearly

>>73176724
I'd help her stop communism from killing...by inseminating her with new life, if you know what I'm getting at.

>>73177350
ignore anything known to be written by the philosoleaf
he's a nutter

>>73177255
>only intelligent people survive
what makes you think this would happen

>>73177383
hello nigger

>>73177396
no i dont. please elaborate.

>>73177410
Think she would have taken the hint

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>>73177236
too slow

>>73177410
she shouldn't have taken life for granted

>>73177255
Good luck.
Parasites are very good at staying undetected as well as being hard to remove.

>>73176866
grim

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DELET this

Lena Paul tbhlads

>>73177125
>>73176857
Come on, don't leave me hanging like a cunt m8

>>73177383
I'm a brit visiting Brazil lad

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>>73177436
Sure is dark in these bunkers lads

>>73177480
That's just because the EU is declining relative to the rest of the world.

I can't drive
FIFTY-FIVE

>>73177471
this is true

t. person who has had pinworms repeatedly

>>73177383
im a brit on vacation

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>>73177511
>>73177436

>>73177480
looks like this was made in excel

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>>73177525

learn to resize your shitty photos retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4QO2-JSCpw
quirky little choon for u lads :)

>>73177525
>vacation

rate the diet lads:

brekkie:
200g oats + 600ml full fat milk
lunch:
3 whole meal wraps with 33g of spinach and some goats/feta/mozarella cheese, balsamic vinegar in them.

and a tin of mushy peas

dindin
250g of chicken thigh spiced up grilled on a cast iron pan with half a red/green pepper
300g of rice boiled with tumeric and veg stock
100g of boiled brocoli
then a stir fry (in ) of 50g carrots, 100g cabbage, which i add the rice and 100g of petit pois

+ water

snacks = sunflower seeds or sesame seeds

alri lads what's gay?

>>73177597
Bland. Like your life and personality.

>>73177495
mate if I knew I'd be out right now breeding goth girls

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>tfw gf

Tell me the impression of Dorset, and it matches this music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQyR-FXJCLk

>>73177597
>boiling instead of steaming

neck yourself

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the goal

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me on the right

>>73177597
>balsamic vinegar in them.
sorry french dressing or balsamic vinegar

i also mix it up, having white fish some days instead.

>>73177636
for more exotic meals ill do with duck or quail or roasted guinea fowl and very occasionally a steak.

These are base ingredients, like some day ill do egg friend rice + chinese stuff

others i do more like levantine style cuisine.

I vary it in terms of veg and ingriedents up depending on this, but what i posted is the regular diet.

my diet
Breakfast: crunchy nut cornflakes, milk, glass of water
Lunch: tuna sandwich or beans on toast
Dinner: whatever mum cooks. (usually home cooked and wholesome)

tea and jaffa cake every few hours

rate

>>73177696
yeh that tune is the first thing that pops into my head whenever i think of dorset

Just spunked about a litre of jizz

>>73177704
you gay?

>>73177597
must be fuck all calories in that

bet you're a manlet

>>73177712
manchild-tier

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me rn

>>73177724
.... I cant believe in it

>>73177747
what gives you that impression?

Been reading r/theredpill. VERY enlightening about how you need to create abundance mentality etc

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the room

>>73177780
habeeb it

>>73177750
about 3400-3500
this is a maintenance diet

if i'm bulking i just eat extra tins of mushy peas and sardines (which are like 250 kcal a tin and go down real easy)

>>73177790
And what, pray tell, is abundance mentality?

>>73177790
>r/theredpill

>not r/seduction

loooool

Have you taken the synthpill yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpn06kFpLtQ

Weetabix and honey with semi skimmed milk

Fried eggs and sweet potato chips/Tuna sandwich/yakisoba noodles with fish fingers/

Mummy's cooking

Snacks include pears and apples, crisps thrice a week too

>>73177480
woah... the rest of the world is growing?

>>73177784
I'm VERY perceptive

My diet
3 litres semi skimmed milk
100g oats
80g peanut butter
Couple chicken legs
Banana
Whatever mummy cooks for me
Misc snacks

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>thrice

>>73177777

I came across your profile and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn't ask, so I was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals? Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonic but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to passionate make out sessions under the star lit sky, dry humping, fondling each others naughty parts inducing orgasms, and an abundance of new uncharted sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions.

just watched ghost in the shell, think i qualify as a rape survivor now

Fuck me lads, just had my first prostate orgasm.

It was fucking amazing, it lasted for about 5 seconds and my legs were quivering, I just kept leaking cum it was so intense.

>>73177969
pics

>>73177929
that bad?

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Rate my fupa lads

>>73177969
yeah it's a bit mental innit

can't really go back to normal wanking after that

@ 73177919
you should try using it, it rolls off your tongue nicely

>>73177696
this is the real dorset https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYFs4wHkJnE

>>73177969
enjoy your prostate cancer

>>73177861
There are lots of fish in the sea anon :^)

>>73177978
No, I did shave my bumhole though and I was watching myself in a mirror and it looked really sexy

>>73177993
I just want to do it again, can't believe I just had normal wanks up to now

>>73178043
If it feels like that I will enjoy it

>>73178068
you'll be wanting a cock up there next, battyman

Prostate orgasms:how do

reddit and morty was good

>>73178043
>>73178068
dont listen to him, prostate stimulation actually reduces the risk of prostate cancer

>Trump and Clinton got the entire population of the UK voting for them each

Bi' mental innit?

>>73178121
The thought does please me but I don't have the confidence to meet someone

>>73178134
substantiate your wild assertion.

don't see the appeal of h3h3, trotw or any other shit youtube channel

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>>73177704
ah yes

Absolutely disgusted at the homo in this thread

>>73178153
well, at least you admit you're bent. unlike the other bum-wankerers that blog about their homosexual escapades.

>>73178025
I cant catch what he is saying, but the sight is really great

>>73178121
bit homophobic

>>73177834
how much do you weigh?

shaving the butt crack is good, everyone should do it

Drinking navy rum and apple and blackcurrant cordial x

>>73178176
>>73177704
ah yes the std riddled tranny whore

>>73178216
i'm a 'let ok ;_;
but 85kg

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gonna cop this chinky replica

London is a disgusting den of usury and it MUST be burned to the ground.

>>73178200
basically his job is to go round and fine people who dont clean their dog's shit, spit on the floor or feed chips to pests like seagulls and muslims.

not entirely sure what actual jurisdiction he has over people, so what stops people telling him to fuck off is something i dont actually know.

>>73178293
>3500 calories maintenance at 85kg

wtf

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>>73178305
>suprmeme

so fucking lonely

@ 73178325
rorkesheed

>>73178305
>supreme
commit suicide immediately

>>73177992
I said DON'T google it you mong

>>73178305

>XL

alri fatty

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giving my willy a night off

>>73178373
>1 common interest

>>73178373
wot the fug

>>73178373
>1 common interest

Is it cock?

>>73178263
am completely hairless from the nose down
feelsgoodman

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Thoughts on this?

>>73178373
if you're a virgin past the age of 19 this is the calibre of "girl" you should be chasing

https://youtu.be/4jDe6cdIBeQ

>>73178406
you need to order one or two sizes above for chinky clothes

>>73178391
>>73178368
plebs

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*blocks your path*
>Umm anon the milk won't drink itself

>>73177637
god damn
are there many goth girls in Australia? Maybe in Melbourne?

>>73178263
>>73178439
the bf religiously removes hair from his body
it's like I'm shagging a woman at times

>>73178446
didn't open it so don't know

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Kinda miss the days when all I'd do was smoke weed and play TF2 :/

haha get in

just realised i'm a normie

Perfect time for this to come out

https://mobile.twitter.com/thepilgore/status/848888158926368770/video/1

COME ON YOU GERMAN CUNTS. LETS GO AGAIN

be proud of your hairy bits but keep them under control

>>73178561

Whats stopping you from doing either of those?

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Any of you lads done Ritalin before?- took it for the first time today (100mg) felt fucking insane for hours.

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>>73178584

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>>73177540
>>73177511
See you at the bottom lads

Why do poor people have such little self awareness? Always screeching at each other in the middle of the street or walking around looking like they've crawled out of a skip

>>73178597
Ah yes, Dunkirk. Greatest retreat in history.

>>73178621
don't like my hairy bits
thing were better before adolescence, I wish to remain there forever

>>73178584
How contrived. Sad!

>>73178623
VERY good point

need someone to slap my arse and call me a nigger

>>73178638
what a thrill...

>>73178584
why are cinemas screening a book aha

>>73178597

a film for Brexit® britain

>>73178643
Walked past a jobsite and the builders were stood screaming at eachother about to come to blows
Was absolutely screeching

>>73178657
Ah yes, Operation Barbarossa. Greatest invasion in history.

>>73178643
because their parents were either out drinking, robbing people or working two jobs and they grow up with a lack of morals as a result

>>73178704
creasing

oh wait no i'm not

>>73178691
show arsehole

>>73178730
At least we were going in the right direction.

>>73178584
1984 is boring as fuck

No idea why people think it's so special. Literally everything in it is basic as hell, amazes me that people find it mindblowing. Like yeah, wow, governments lie and control people, big news

I have Hellenic origins

>>73178742
reddit spacing

>>73178643
Because they're too busy working to care.

>>73178584
>go to """anti trump movie"""
>get redpilled

>>73178472
>copyposting from r9k

business idea: only swipe right on gingers

>>73176724
She went to my uni. When I saw her again on 4chan and recognized her she kinda asked me out but I was taken

She had a cute libertarian book/chat booth near the food court

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>tfw no talents and no motivation
>tfw need to revise for my final year uni exams
>tfw afraid i'll fail and end up having wasted my effort this year

>>73178800
*licks it like ice cream*

>>73178784
It was big when it came out and pretty much solidified those themes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQkEpQ_Qi60

Godflesh desu

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>black moth super rainbow
>tobacco

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bit obsessed with her

>>73178928
P O P P Y
IM POPPY
P O P P Y
THATS ME

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Wow. Haven't considered it this way before but now it makes sense.

Who here felt perpetually behind in schooling despite being considered somewhat intelligent whether true or not?

@73178928
fuck off ethan

>>73178928
i find her hot but at the same time i think she looks weird.

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>>73178875
Sort yourself out. Give yourself short term goals and stick to them

>>73178988
I felt intelligent and then realized I was perpetually behind

>>73178861
wew, need an ancap/libertarian gf

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business idea: work in a Parisian bar and spend my spare time taking photos on my Leica M6 and maybe find a gf like pic related

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>>73179015
i'll try

>>73178928
shes like a weird mix of /pol/ and /x/

going to bed lads

would somebody tuck me in?

screaming at the newtards who don't know you have to add boards. to the URL

>>73178977
well there is SOME truth to that 2bhwyfamalam
she couldn't help being born into chimps, might as well start off in a new country as an immigrant.

>>73178988
yes
until the last two years of uni where i was perpetually ahead.

just had a wank after not having one for a week

extremely powerful orgasm
extremely viscous
and lots of it

actually had to sit back in my chair for a bit

>>73179091
*tucks you in*
*proceed to wrap you like a mummy in your blanket*

>>73177068
>>73177436
>>73178638
what base is this lad

my ex gf left a bag of her clothes with me when she left the country and told me to give them to charity because she didn't need them anymore but i've been hanging on to them like a hoarder because they remind me of her

>>73179146

recently did one after an 8 day break, came on a printout of a facebook photo, and i filmed it

>Diesel-car owners have been reacting to news that they will have to pay an extra £12.50 to drive into central London.

cager ragers on suicide watch

>>73178977
i see a lot of these images and discussion which allege inbuilt/institutionalised racism/discrimination but they never go into specifics.

are there individual cases of racism? yes. are they bad? yes. should they be dealt with on a case-by-case basis? yes.

are there actual laws and regulations put in place by the establishment which discriminate against minorities? im pretty sure there are not and i'd like someone to find such legistation which actively promotes prejudice against minority groups.

until then, claiming there is widespread nondescript oppression is fallacious and should not be tolerated.

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>>73179057
You can do it. Your motivation will come from the small things that you achieve. Go to bed at the same time everyday, exercise, eat well, take vitamins. Set yourself a plan everyday and stick to it. Talent is just refined failure, if you keep practicing you'll succeed. If you fail, say to yourself you'll fail better next time.

Just missed two threads because I was playing Robot Unicorn Attack

I can't remember if I liked that song before, but I do now

>>73179297
dont care

>>73179297
AND ITS COLD
OUTSIDE

>>73179176
Alri Detective

>>73179176
greenham common

>>73179028
Are you a smartfag or richfag now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Mg6Gfh9Co

choon

threads a bit slow for 9pm.

>>73179447
my thoughts exactly

student normies too busy predrinking maybe

Just got back from my first date in 6 years, lads. AMA

>>73179489
what did he look like

>>73179489
how do planes work?

>>73179489
1. Twink?
2. London?

>>73179502
Was a lass. Petite. Short blonde hair and green eyes.

>>73179195
gf did the same and left some smelly socks and panties

got really sad when i accidentally washed them after throwing them in the laundry basket after wanking with them on my face.

>>73179489
Have you begin going over every detail to find what you did wrong yet

Put your self in to Assad's shoes. You have just stopped one of the biggest rebel offensives since Aleppo. Rebels announce massive in fighting in Idlib. Wide spread change in international support.

So with all these great things occurring you decide to conduct a chemical attack on a location with little to none military importance. Right, this makes perfect sense.

>>73179560
false flag by (((you know who))) tbqh

>>73179552
>>73179195
weird men

>>73179552
she is gone too?

>>73179558
No, went really well I thought. Was a bit nervous at first as I've not done this sort of thing in a while, but soon felt at ease.

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>>73179560
Cui bono...cui bono...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI

>>73179560
does Assad personally sign-off every military operation? what if a general or whatever decided to use chemical weapons?

>>73179627
the panties smelled of her clunge

used to get proper visceral wanks of me imagingin fucking her

i admit the sock thing is weird but i used to suck her toes alot so you know.

>>73179226

wish cagers had to pay the full cost of the damage caused by their disgusting, selfish habit

>>73179661
hmm

>>73179636
yeah
gonna go visit her though in the summer

always treat hybrid/electric cagers well

petrol and diesel cagers can wait in a long queue behind me :)

>>73179661
>clunge
shivers down the spine whenever i see or hear this word

>>73179560
They never controlled Idlib but they fought there way into Idlib and neutralized tons of FSA groups here. One of the reasons we supported Jamall Marouf and the SRF because they were the first FSA rebel group to successfully fight off ISIS in Idlib. ISIS definitely had a big presence in the province and even took over the FSA's primary arms warehouse and supply route there. The only reason ISIS didn't completely destroy the FSA in rural Aleppo and Idlib was because the Jihadist groups like Nusrah and Ahrar al-Sham ended up joining the FSA against ISIS after they realized they were next up. If it wasn't for Marouf and the SRF ISIS would have taken Jebel al-Zawiyah in Idlib and destroyed one of the last FSA controlled supply routes in the Northern part of the country.

Also not sure where you're getting that the rebels in the North were sent to the Southern Front. The Southern Front FSA groups are largely tribal and many are bedouin. FSA groups in Idlib or Aleppo would have no interest in fighting for groups 100's of kms away that are only trying to preserve their tribal interests. One of the reasons the SF has been as successful as they should be with the majority they hold over the FSA is because Jordan and the US can't get them to work cohesively since they're all playing power games amongst tribes. The rebels in the North want no part of that.

>>73179421
I'm a neet

>>73179706
lucky cunt

i am alone again

>>73179715
they are the worst though

>>73179661
the smell of a girls panties is underrated

loved the smell of my ex's fanny when she was wet

her panties all smelled of her pussy and have busted multiple loads into a thong she lef there

drive a diesel and there's nothing you can do against it apart from buying me a different car

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alri lads

having a remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6w7atxi0BI

>>73179715
>wait in a long queue behind me
uhhh I don't think so sweetie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY

>>73179661
Found some panties out in the woods once
Took them home and wanked with them

tek 'em out and RUB 'EM

SWAP 'EM REWND!

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STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX

>>73179733
yeah we didnt break up
>>73179769
yeah i used to do the same whilst she was at work

really brilliant wanks. I think they made the sex better as well

>>73179780
*buys you a different car*

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how do you deal with a crush?

CLUNGE

>>73179794
yanks are braindead

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>>73179782

>>73179844
Shag her

>>73179847
reckon this word needs to become the go-to /brit/ word for the ole ladyhole.

>>73179780
>>>/n/1060525

Anyone watching BBC2?

Fucking niggers man.

>hey /brit/ how's everything going today

>>73179894
that or flange

>>73179884
impossible. i have been clearly friendzoned.

>>73179925
>>73179925
>>73179925
>>73179925


New innit

doing a skank to Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE.

housemate just got charged £23 after ringing HMRC. Only called them for 20 mins and most of that time he was on hold lol

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>>73179875

alright wee man

>>73179850
no need to be upset, cyclecuck. it's your decision to ride your bike on the road :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XOufDx2sfY