Say something nice about pirateland

I met one nice somalian once when I was in high school she was friendly.

Other than that I think the devil himself put your people on earth to torment human kind.

What is there good to say about Somalia, really...

You tell me some good points

>>73175760
Much nicer than living among swedes in Minnesota or Sweden.
Violent Swedish thugs will beat you and rape you there.

>>73175864
kek
we are not devils, there are some nice people who come from this country.. what was that somalian dude you met name?
>>73175870
isnt your country immigration minister a somali dude. now say something nice leaf.
>>73176148
whats the somalis in minnesota like? are good citizens.

>>73175760
nice colonial troops to conquer ethiopia

>>73176247

It was a she and it was Nastexa or something pronounced nestea like the drink

>>73176612
fuck Ethiopia...the italians did a bad job colonising this country.

>>73175760

they will have a place in paradise with allah

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4374836/Somalian-asylum-seeker-rapes-two-elderly-disabled-men.html

>>73175760
Post pic of your house

>>73175760
Nice culture but idk if it's stolen from the Italians and arabs.

>Family oriented
>Egalitarian
>liberty
>Single religion and race

>>73175760
Please you fucking disgusting pirate nigger go immigrate in Sweden and enrich them to put their pathetic culture and country to the ground, in this land you can murder and rape with no consequences

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>>73175760
It looks kind of like a high heel shoe.

*****
how do u have internet access??? proxy????????

>>73176963
25% of the traffic on /int/ is from China so yeah, it's probably a proxy.

>>73176722
yea thats a common female name here. did you end up fucking her.

>>73176247
Mostly stupid and dysfunctional, less violent than American blacks. All are illiterate and on welfare. American blacks hate them.

>>73176782
damn thats pretty crazy, i dont trust the dailymail though.
>>73176813
no im not using proxy. im on 4G wireless network.

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>>73175760
i never thought I would have the opportunity to use this

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>>73176963
Somalia has 1st world internet only thing they're decent at

WE WUZ PIRATEZ N SHIET

>>73177024

Haha we were 13 at the time I don't think I would have found the right hole!

What brings you to /int/ if I can be so free to ask

Is piracy still a real thing?
and since I was a jerk before I will say one thing I love about Somalia is the facial structure of the people very beautiful.

>>73175760
Is there even any part of the country that's considered safe?

>>73175760
You're awful, awful people

>>73176963
>>73177156
true..im using 4g right now

>>73177292
The area outside of the blue parts.

>>73177274
>he didn't lose his virginity at 12
weew

>>73177340
Just...how?

>>73177292
no burgerbro.
>>73177308
i know that nigel. i really do.

>>73177342
you mean the sea?

>>73177105
well, whatever
I really hate your people, and hope the worst for you. I think Somalia may be the worst country in the world.
I'm, sorry.

The women eat our Big Macs and balloon up in their jilbabs, look like human sausages.

>>73177429
kek

How is the American intervention in Somali viewed by the locals?

>>73177429
Well yeah, but these sort of things lose their impact when you explain it.

>>73177447
you'd think a huemonkey would have some empathy.

how many sweds do you plan to enrich ?

>>73177448
Why the fuck do Somalians love mcdonalds so much?

>>73175760
Post picture of your area

are you in hargeisa? im guessing you are since its the only place you're not going to get bombed by al-kwanza-mc-allah-jihad

>>73177718
He's not Russian so I don't think he's gettin bombed

>>73177533
I respect the honor of Caribbean pirates of our Central american neighbours.

>>73177718
Isn't Mogadishu secured (well for a local)? Either that or he's up in the north

>>73177447
What Somalians have done to you?

>>73177412
telecommunication is advance in this country. read about it.
>>73177447
>Brazil
the poorest country in the world. you fucking shemale.

When will Somalia get its own Atatürk?

>>73175760
Do somalians can still speak italian?
These dudes were quite fluent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiAIswl9AvQ

>>73177889
Lost art

BIRTHPLACE OF MEN

MY ANCESTOR :)

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>>73177886
It already does.

>>73177873
Redpill me on Somaliland

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>>73175760
I don't think there are worse people than somalis

Probably shouldn't even call you disgusting creatures human

I honestly don't consider Somalians to be human

>>73178247
>>73178265
lol.

>>73178265
Is it true? are they actually coming and setting shit on fire?

>>73175760
Why did you export butt pirates to Germany? One raped two paralyzed men.

>ywn be born Somalian
>ywn be born truly free
>ywn hunt down w*sterners with your pirate friends
why am i alive

>>73177487
i welcome it...but Americans should have stuck to their mission and not abandon it after few casualties. this place would have been a tolerable place to live by now.

>>73176247
>whats the somalis in minnesota like? are good citizens.
They stab people in malls roleplaying as ISIS.

>>73175760
Not human

How do you View Europe/USA?

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Is this map accurate?

>>73178279
To be fair I think all people outside of the Nordic countries are uncivilized barbarians

>>73178286
Some of them are actualy less violent than the Arabs, but the problem with Somalis is that they're just really dumb and look like aliens.

>>73178339
Next time they hopefully do a favour for humanity and just use ICBMs to wipe you off the map

>>73178425
every somali map is disputable depending on who you show it to.

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Any less well known parts of Somalian history you know about?

>>73179292
we once had the second strongest military in africa.

>>73175760
history is too harsh on this place

>>73179396
How do you even manage to afford internet in that place?
How do you even have internet providers there in the first place?

>>73179673
we have optic fiber.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-26973587

>>73178184
Essentially like black lives matter

Can you timestamp, please? It would be nice with a window view...

>>73176247
The Somalis in Minnesota are generally better then the actual blacks living there and they make some nice gyros.
They use a bunch of welfare and stuff and there are gang problems.
Overall better then Blacks.

I once saw a documentary about iron smithing techniques in africa made by experimental archeologists and the traditional village community that assisted them seemed nice enough and glad to have some of their heritage highlighted.

Letting somaliland go be independent in order to defuse some conflict, yay or nay?

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>>73175870
Well, she went back for more BBC

>>73180162
somaliland is not independent. yet.

>>73180338
whos that qt?

>>73179891
omg i can't believe you've been using dial-up up until 2014
but then again it's somalia after all
and also when reading that article i noted that majority of people who use internet there are using it mainly from internet cafes
are you posting from an internet cafe right now?

How big is your cock?

>>73180470
no that bit of information is not true.

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>>73180145
Yep, most discrimination against the akhis is from American blacks. Something about a race that looks like one of those sky dancers that appeals to the Swedish psyche.

>>73180426
Amanda Lindhout
>"freelance journalist"
>Kidnapped by niggers in Somalia
>Raped erryday for 15 months
>Ransom paid by Canadian taxpayer
>Goes back for more

>>73180483
bigger then your dads. are you a tranny by any chance.

>>73180370
But would it make things less complicated in your opinion or be worse for anyone as the central authority seems more competent?

>>73180746
savage

>>73180746
serious, guy

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>>73180076

>>73180681
which one?
dial-up or internet cafes?

>>73180704
she must have had good dicks while here.

>>73180746

you have to admit saxiib that brazillians make khatar!!! trannies tho, i always look em up on xvideos when im tired of lesbian stuff. where abouts in somalia you located though, most of my family is in hargeisa.

>>73181061
kek

>>73175760
Apologize for Captain Phillips (2013) now.

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>>73175760
>pirateland
Lel no, we are pirate kangz now.

>>73180338
I just googled her and read her story. What a fucking retard, what do these people expect to happen when they go into the world's most dangerous places? And then she goes there AGAIN

She deserves everything that happened to her.

how dangerous is your country?
more dangerous than us?

post pictures of your neightborhood.

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>>73175760
How about an alliance?

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this is a timestamp photo i posted last year in /pol/ and /int/. thats the allyway next to my house.

>>73181263

the 4 yonkous of the modern pirate world are somalia, malaysia, nigeria and the philippines, inshallah we will find the one piece!

>>73181342
OMG look that S H I T H O L E

worse than any poor house in Northeast Brazil

>>73181342
how is pirate life? and good wenches and rum to share around?

>>73181342
Damn, impressive. How's your daily life there?

>>73181561
survival.

>>73181616
Can you give some details? I already saw a documentary about Somalia and I was pretty... shocked

>>73181342
I just want Somalia to be carpet bombed until there are no Somalis left, then turn the whole country into a wildlife reserve

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What is your hobby if you have any?

>>73181616
You are part of a greater family clan which makes things a tiny bit easier?

>>73181701
That's a funny way to spell Russia.

>>73181685
imagine the favelas but 100x worse.
>>73181701
i feel your pain sven, but that wont happen.

>>73181755
yes, life is much easier depending on what tribe you hail from. big strong tribes shit on smaller ones.

>>73181389
Gotta find that Yamashita's gold man all because you jobbed to the IJN.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamashita%27s_gold
That aside these last few years we even have pirate syndicates which sends their degree or diploma educated men to work for shipping companies before drugging everyone and stealing everything in international waters.
In one incident the captain and navigator was a pirate all along and even Singaporean companies were fooled.

>>73175760

How religious is the average Somali?

I've heard that most Somalis used to practice Sufi and traditional forms of Islam, but Wahhabism has become more popular. Is this true?

>>73182087
What clan are you?
I'm Majeerteen.

>>73182516
i'm hawiye.

>>73182087
Who is in charge? The oldest ones or the richest ones?
Do you pool ressources only in times of need to help someone out or are you in a constant arrangement as trust is high enough?

What age did you lose your virginity?

>>73182695
So you live in the South?
What city?

I correct myself, I just read hawiye are like 25% of the population, I always thought clans were just a few hundred people strong, now my uestions dont make sense anymore.

>>73175760
It is cancer

>>73182983
around 7 years old to a 21 year qt.
>>73183001
i live in halacdheer

>>73183024
but each collective tribe has many sub-tribes.

>>73183215
>around 7 years old to a 21 year wt.
damn black nigga

does everyone own a rifle?

>>73175760
when are you moving to sweden?

Do you have a question for us Somali?

You guys should really read about it. In the absence of a state Somalia really developed a ridiculous telecommunications sectore.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communications_in_Somalia

OP, what is your clan?

Can you take a picture outside your window with a timestamp? Nobody is gonna go to Somalia to try and track you down or something.

How did you learn English?

Have you ever left Somalia? I like how your country looks like a 7

What do you think about Ayaan Hirsi Ali?

>>73183721
yes, what is it like fucking a white qt?
>>73183936
will do that tomorrow, its 1am at the moment.>>73183943
thanks kiwibro, i taught english my self, plus im a school teacher.
>>73183954
shes just an attention whore, nothing more.

>>73184167
>yes, what is it like fucking a white qt?

tight very very tight also the pussy doesn't smell as bad as other non white girls i've been with

Do you live in Mogadishu? Also are you a Muslim, and if so, are you practicing? Also, what is your native language?

>>73176782
The sex drive of somalis knows no bounds.

>>73184291
let me marry your sister maltesebro.

best historical country?

What do you think about marrying a girl that had her Vagina carved out by razors blades, one day?

>>73175760

I live in New Sweden and so I interact with your people regularly. You are some of the very worst people on the earth.

But I have just one nice thing to say about the otherwise god-forsaken Somalian people, and it is this: You dress fairly well, when in this country anyway.

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>>73175760
I like the Somali flag.

>>73184951
Do you actually live in the cities or the suburbs?
Because I live literally a few miles from Little Cedar.
They aren't that bad and they work a lot harder then the actual nignogs.

dope thread.

pls post pic of a more open area outside.

>>73185107

I live in the cities proper.

In my personal view, there are two types of niggerdom: basketball american niggerdom (drugs, north side shootings and the like), and Somali niggerdom (botched attempts to fly back around the old country to start wildin' out back over there).

Somalis are better behaved than other blacks most of the time, while here (except when they're not, of course). But they also have absolutely no understanding of the flow of traffic (remarkable since so many are cabbies). Drive through one of their quarters on a Friday and you'll see. What I mean by the above is that it's safer (for now) to move through one of those quarters than, say, along Lowry at 3 AM. I wonder what the critical mass for a no-go zone is; it must entail a certain cultural permissiveness which Europe has simply allowed. I'd like to believe that even Minnesota authorities (by dint of being American authority figures alone) would absolutely not stand for that shit in the literal sense, but we'll see.

As I said, at least they dress nicely.

>>73185389
My bad man.
You described them perfectly.

At least the ones of you who actually try are better than even our homegrown niggers.

>>73184951
How did so many wind up in Minnesota?

>>73178353
Only one mall in Minnesota famalam

>>73185667

I think the federal government had a meeting with all the states like 25 years ago or something and basically said, "Okay guys, we need to take some. Don't look at me like that, we're taking some and that's it. I would like a volunteer. If I don't get one, I'm picking one."

Silence.

"I'll use the dart. I need someone to step up. No? All right, here we go."

Uncle Sam takes the dart out of his dart case, aims it right toward the middle of the big map in the big fancy board room. It arcs up and connects right straight up the middle.

"All right, then. Minnesota, you've got the duty."

"FUCK!"

>>73175760
Decent people, feel bad for your cunt
Is it scary to go outside?

these creatures how often do you guys see them on the streets.

>>73186267
White women? Nigga, they drive the bus, bring the mail and fill your teeth in these lands, man.

>>73186267
What creatures?