/brit/

>>73172483
Up the RA

Anime

>>73172493
morr

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GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

OINK OINK SQUEEEEEE

Fuck off pikeys

Taxing goods with negative externalities
discuss

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anime

>>73172519
nah sorry lad don't think i have got any strafe atm

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It is Alice's birthday today

>tfw my street used to have a comfy river at the bottom of it before I was born
>tfw it was paved over with terraced housing

love snakes
hate spiders

will scream and consider suicide at the sight of a tiny spider

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goon for me boyos

>>73172519
>birmingham
bomb it all you want mate. its only muslims you'll be killing

oh wait, you wouldn't like that would you mr muslim cock sucker?

as usual its retarded yanks who reply to the baldy cunt. wish they'd fuck off.

the first 10 or so posts of every /brit/ thread are never worth reading

just full of attention seeking cunts looking to get le first post xDD!

>>73172537
yes

>>73172508
not joking though i have the techers m8

maybe if you treat me nicely i'll divulge how i game the system for free food and drink.

>>73172510
Go do you work if you don't want me replying to you

hey germancunt can you remind me of why that natural monopolies and transport thing isn't right?
I still feel natural monopolies are a thing but i'm not well versed enough to really have a valid opinion

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any man with '03 screenshots

Not sure if those bloke is triggered by the fact I'm getting meat on a pizza or the fact that it's dominos lads

ahahaha okay lads i need to go now and finish that essay that had to be in last friday wahey seeya

>>73172565
exceptionally skinny arms

>>73172614
what thing?

>>73172618
nonce

>>73172537
in an ideal world yes.
in a realistic world without perfect competiton and with knock-on effects in other markets a CBA is required.

>>73172618
fake

>>73172519
Good post

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>>73172618

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>tfw managed to doss my way through a top 5 uni and come out with a 1st

>>73172368
yeah its weird and ive never really sought out why that is
dingoes might legitimitely be the biggest land threat excluding crocs.

>>73172534
>>food artist creates his own take on spaghetti bolognese

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the gf

I average about £1 per meal, give or take 25p. Love being able to cook delicious food for myself.

Genuinely think I might buy a cook book lads

I like cooking, but can literally never think of stuff to buy/cook or what goes together other than stuff I like haha

>>73172677
and now what do you do?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39490324
>Web inventor Sir Tim Berners-Lee slams UK and US net plans

Last few years this dickhead has been getting more and more mouthy about internet security and privacy, like anyone gives a fuck what he thinks

>>73172639
his arms are fat compared to mine

>>73172677
and yet you still ended up frogposting on this Bhutanese wood carving forum with the rest of us

congratulations

Only black people prefer bum to boob.

>>73172554
happy birthday alice!

>>73172677
shouldn't have dossed before your 'bridge interview

>>73172695
>tfw don't have time to cook for myself
>Tfw too much of a cheap cunt to eat out everyday or buy ready meals

literally starving atm.

>>73172710
or just subscribe to cooking channels on youtube

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>>73172667
>>73172568
>>73172550
ER STRAFE ES

>>73172714
you stupid little malnourised rorke

>tfw my mum hates trump
>tfw my gf loves him

how do i reconcile these differences around me

i'm fairly mixed on my opinion of the man personally

>>73172668
I dont give a shit, im in retail banking and send the exact type of messages to clients all over the world to indians, chinese, and more.

All you do is ask for a follow up instead of sending paragraphs. Its a very normal work e-mail

Have you been employed for like a week you absolute moron?

>>73172711
unironically work at mcdonald's

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>>73172684
>crocs
>land threat

>>73172714
>bbc
shant be giving buzzfeed 2.0 any site visits.

My german skill has gotten good enough to shitpost on /deutsch/

>>73172710
http://www.reciperoulette.tv/

Save yourself the money

>>73172733
I literally manage oxbridge runts

autistic bunch

>>73172747
HEIL

>>73172723
post your noodle arms la'

>>73172771
die AfD uesz

>>73172686
yes?

>>73172747
>gott strafe england
>fist is punching scotland
lol stupid krauts. cant do anything right.

>>73172623
cos it's dominoes
i don't mind people eating meat lol it's just not the right choice for me :^)

>>73172643
the thing is that transport, especially rail transport, is a natural monopoly because the costs of building new lines is too high a barrier to entry or something and the shortest line will always have the lowest costs

said it a while back in defense of why britain should nationalise rail transport provision instead of just the network and you rebuffed me

>>73172735
>don't have time
yes you do

Impressed by the persistence of 'don't reply to it'-man. I literally have my own personal bot. Don't even try to pretend you're not the same person doi g that fulltime you irredeemable autist.

there's a site that tells you everything you can cook with the ingredients you have

can't remember the name of it though

>>73172761
Just change the topic if politics comes up

I think Gibraltar might be Spanish clay deau

>>73172639
lass at the club said I had tiny wrists when she was putting on my wristband
rude bint

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post yer toads

>>73172735
bulk cook then portion it out into meals. put said meals into freezer.
problem solved.

>>73172824
13 colonies are British clay

>>73172714
i care what he thinks and he makes very compelling arguments

>>73172790
no wonder they lost (3 times)

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peng

>>73172762
dont fucking reply to it you stupid yank cunt

>>73172824
As long as you still act like Hawaii and Guam are legitimate possessions, don't talk about British overseas Territories

>>73172744
I actually do subscribe to a few like sorted food, foodwishes, foodtube (jamie oliver) but I want an actual book I can just keep in the kitchen

think I'm gonna buy Marcus Wareing's "at home" book give it a shot, love him haha

>>73172796
i think i just mentioned that the trains i've experienced in countries with nationalised railways (france, germany, denmark) hasn't been substantially better or worse than in the UK with its privatised lines

i don't know enough about the area but doesn't the UK have several regulations on prices and such that take into account the monopoly power of franchises?

just choked a little while I was trying to swallow this room-temperature tesco vodka and it went back up my throat and into my sinuses

fucking hell that hurt

>>73172811
I googled your post and supercook came up
http://www.supercook.com

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hmm

>>73172824
it's been british since before america was even a country

>>73172885
the Leon cookbooks are good.

>>73172885
Buy a tablet you fuckwit

Cook books are for old ladies who are afraid of anything that doesn't have Anthony Worral Thompson's face on it

>>73172800
Nah working + studying for an assessment centre.

i ususally just end up eating like really basic food, despite being quite the chef.

>>73172765
they chill on land but they're better swimmers than runners

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BITTA CHORIZO

BITTA SWEET POTATO

BITTA COCONUT

IN THE MICROWAVE

FREE MINUTES

PERI PERI ON YOUR CHICKEN BREAST

UNDER THA GRIW

COCO BUTTA

IN THE PAN

ADD YER CHORIZO

ADD YER SWEET POTATO

AND THAT RIGHT THERE

IS LEAN IN FIFTEAN

If you want a rationale, it isn't very hard to see
stop and think it over
the guy sure looks like plant food to me

>>73172923
And they said Africans weren't smart. Racists BTFO

>>73172920
>>73172920
cheers la', have an extra (You) on me.

>>73172557

bit 'coming up for air'

Get all my news from Breitbart and Westmonster

>>73172957
don't post this

the amphetamine is kicking in

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>tfw scared to learn how to cook in case I waste the ingredients or break something

the amphetamine is kicking in

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BITTA CHORIZO

BITTA SWEET POTATO

BITTA COCONUT

IN THE MICROWAVE

FREE MINUTES

PERI PERI ON YOUR CHICKEN BREAST

UNDER THA GRIW

COCO BUTTA

IN THE PAN

ADD YER CHORIZO

ADD YER SWEET POTATO

AND THAT RIGHT THERE

IS LEAN IN FIFTEAN

lads what does sex feel like

>>73172904
yea it's got price controls and sheeit
How does the kraut one work? remember getting a DB train basically across europe once, harder to understand international networks

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>>73172773
>tried that
>literally just telling me how to cook a steak

>>73172864

more like fishy pong

alright wee man

think I'm having a stroke

>>73173022
actually, you're just a frightened manchild runt conjuring up excuses to justify your pathetic existence.

the amphetamine is kicking in

>>73173043
Anime

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

>>73173043
putting your willy in a fanny

the amphetamine is kicking off

>>73173082
quite racist this

>>73173086
yeah but what is the feeling

>>73173043
tingly and warm :-)

Reminder that New England > Old Englad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1mbxFsp2x0

>>73172744
MyVirginKitchen desu

>>73173082
Wow, cool quote. Is that from Trump, might add it to my twitter tagline

>>73173056

>he gets to tit fuck rosie jones

rrreeeeeeeee

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>>73172565
Hahahaha you should add suspenders to complete the dork-chic look.
Would literally suspend you in the air by that bunch of keys if I meet you hahahaha

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gonna make a tea, get a couple of choccy biccies and read this article

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/04/brace-belden-pisspiggranddad-syria-isis.html

hope poland and hungary get kicked out of the EU and it just becomes a western Europe elite club

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2xtWgBlzk

>>73173043
for me only initial entry feels good

literally can't feel my knob for the rest of it/

>>73173114
t. lives in neither

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>>73173071

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>>73173060
I know, and?

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looks like the anonymous mask

>>73173110
it's sort of like putting your willy in a warm, wet hole that sort of grabs onto your shaft a bit
during the act you feel very horny and happy and when it's over you feel nice and happy

>>73173153
t. phimosis

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>>73173161

>>73173145
>choccy biccies
end yourself, post haste

reminder that its very easy to filter by name and flag.

>>73173071
why does NI have two flags

>>73173184
Remember when polandball was good

CHOCCY MELK

>>73173156
You're right mate

>>73173147
would be banter, doubt it'd do much to quell euroscepticism in the racist countries though

>>73173153
stop wanking so frequently and with such a tight grip.

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>>73173184
alternative

>>73173183
not true.

I think i wanked my willy to death. Or I'm latently gay and don't enjoy vaginal intercourse.

probably a combo of the two.

>>73173043
depends who it's with and what your intentions are

if it's a one night stand and you're only doing it to get your dick wet it's pretty boring especially if the girl is useless (I get veeeery anxious about std's)

>>73173153
used to have this problem with sex (along with ED problems)

stopped wanking so much and watching porn, and started having plenty of practise at sex and it gradually got better

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>>73173218

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wish i was dead lads hahahaha

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>>73173239

>>73173250
same here lad, i've accepted the gay or asexual route. still end up wanking daily though

>>73173161
upset by this image
we are bigger and mightier than scuckland
also they fit the angry redhead description

>>73173267
always do a little sad at this post
got a lot of time for the french desu

>>73173255
>>73173231
yeah i know the solution.

but i don't have much access to vag anymore anyway so its back to elongated wank sesh's

>>73172762
Formalism is very important in the NGO sector. t. Been employed for 6 years.

>>73173180

>be becks
>spend every waking hour trying to suck up the establishment
>for a fucking meaningless knighthood
>they shun him all the same

what a fucking wasteman

>>73173289
>piece of shit

He's done more to deserve a Knighthood than fucking Andy Murray has

someone /redpill/ me on transgenderism please?

Hitler was a pretty cool guy

>>73173287
yeah but Canada, Scotland and America don't really have the same kind of cheeky rivalry on /int/ that Canada, Australia and America have

>>73173276
>fucking another mans asshole

nah mate youre better than that

>Asshole
>FOY
Nah most of the users on this website are american

>But we're in /brit/ you yank twat
Yeah but you can expect some spillover with this many users

>Yeah fuck off you fat cunt
Actually im pretty fit desu, probably in better shape than your skinnyfat self

>53%
Yeah but im white, so why exactly should that offend me? Probably whiter than you rasheed

>Just fuck off yank ffs
Nah im alright

>>73173323
A bit gay

>>73173322
by doing what? by making football more about off the field than on it?

>>73173322
nope

murray has won 3 slams and is the #1 tennis player in the world

beckham never came close to that. overrated goon

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>>73173267
do like the french

>>73173328
god she's ugly.

>>73173267
big big feels from this
eyes are watering

>>73173328
whats in his hand

>>73173328
>those feet

DISGUSTING

>>73173323
jealousy of the other sex

Really like how they've been getting creative with pill shapes and designs

Had a pink domino brick shaped one this saturday

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is the queen a deano?

>>73173345
FOB

>>73173355
>>73173356
Not for football, but he carried fucking London 2012 for 6 years in the build up.

>>73173328

stuck up cunt

>>73173367
i think its a thing you use to tag little circle metal thingies around a site that you're working security on to show you're doing your patrols
t. knower

>>73173372
fuck off

Oh my ass burns like fire!

What on Earth is the meaning of this!

Maybe muck wants to come out?

Next Blacked scene has a Japanese woman in it

Excellent stuff

if you want (You)'s, just ask a question about something controversial or topical.
or ask to be "redpilled" and you get a dozen posters who think they're the next gavin mcinnes

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>>73173409

>>73173441
RICED

>>73173328
i don't get why the jenner girls are famous

murry is an ugly scottish git

becks is a pretty english boy

I know who i'd rather have knighted

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>>73173450

>>73173467
i dont get why you're still alive.

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Just downloaded 'Pimp' by Iceberg Slim. Very enjoyable read thus far.

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>>73173267
all this comic did was remind me that the Eternal Jerry is Europe's greatest enemy

we should have made every German city reap the whirlwind.

>>73172864
phwoar imagine those dark nipples and nice dark plump pussy, bit of landing strip or bush on top

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>>73173503

>>73173510
not a bad book, good look at life back then.

>>73173527
and a dark equine hairy musky arsehole, yeah?

What's your opinion of willies?

>>73173510
serious question, with all the normie things that you do, why the fuck do you come to this shit website?

when I do normie things or travel on holiday, I forget that 4chan even exists, its just an irritating useless waste of time

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>>73173450

>>73173508
im temporarily comfortable

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>>73173538

>>73173541
dont reply to it

>>73173323
The redpill is that drug companies are probably (based on attendance to certain conferences) funding medical researchers to push it as a biological fact, when in fact the science is still uncertain at this stage. As a result it is being recommended as a legit medical thing.

nonetheless the diagnosis of it is based on psychology and the real redpill is that blocking hormones before puberty means ur willy doesnt grow big enough for them to make a pseudo-vag with. Many trannies suffer from other mental illnesses, many trannies sudoku even after the treatment, and one cannot ascribe that fully to discrimination (because it is even observed in supposedly liberal places like sweden and even amongst seemingly passable trannies)

Some people feel genuine transgenderism, other's clearly just get off to the buzz of it (crossdressing and shit)

In the meantime, the media is constantly barraging the general public with representation of trannies, despite them being like less than a percentage of the population, probably going far beyond just promoting acceptance to something else.

could easily evaporate any runt that tried to start anything with me

need australia to bring back preferential visas for brits

>>73173562
you could say that i guess

>>73173512
One of those people is not like the other

>>73172864
>9.9 million followers on instagram

literally never heard of her either, christ what the fuck is wrong with the world

just had a poutine with donair meat
quite peng

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>>73173534
surely not

>Sir Raymond Douglas "Ray" Davies, CBE (/ˈdeJvJz/ day-viz;[1] born 21 June 1944) is an English musician. He was the rhythm guitarist, vocalist, and songwriter for The Kinks, which he led with his younger brother, Dave. He has also acted, directed and produced shows for theatre and television.

Did this guy deserve one more than Beckham?

>Sir Bryn Terfel Jones, CBE (Welsh pronunciation: [ˈbrɨn ˈtɛrvɛl]; born 9 November 1965) is a Welsh bass-baritone opera and concert singer. Terfel was initially associated with the roles of Mozart, particularly Figaro and Don Giovanni, but has subsequently shifted his attention to heavier roles, especially those by Wagner.[1]

How about him?

>Dame Katherine Patricia Routledge, DBE (born 17 February 1929), professionally Patricia Routledge, is an English actress and singer. She is best known for her role as Hyacinth Bucket in the BBC sitcom Keeping Up Appearances (1990–95), for which she was nominated for the BAFTA TV Award for Best Light Entertainment Performance in 1992 and 1993.

Or her?

Point is he's a tool, but Becks has done enough to be Sir David.

>>73173599
why? its ridiculously easy already

>>73173579
urk. i have flags turned off, no excuse i know but its all i got.

redpill me on (you)s

>>73173534
>£7
crying

been getting slightly more normie lately

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>>73173593
*teleports behind you*
evaporate this!

>>73173590
big social liberal but also pragmatist here
think it's too much for sharon from northumberland who thinks herself pretty liberal but just can't accept a man dressing as a woman getting their willies cut off
think London and the social liberals are moving to the logical conclusions of their philosophy instead of considering whether it helps the goals they support

>>73173662
font

>>73173650
should have noticed the name 2bh. be more vigilant next time please.

>>73173654
okay, this is it:

>>73173565
Contrast, lad. The normie things are even more enjoyable when you wink to the abmnormie early 20-something you were, every once in a while.

>>73173593
you sound like a proper little angly manlet

>>73173673
This is hate speech against those who succeed in alternate or augmented learning environments

Delete it at once or I shall inform GCHQ

>>73173662
how so

>>73173231
>>73173255
Cheers lads, just got into a relationship myself and had the same problem as that anon. Didn't know having a good hard wank would affect how good sex feels.

>>73173674
not really sure i get your point?

>>73173723
bit derogatory to people with mental health issues. shall be informing the constabulary post haste.

am i retard for being skinnyfat but lifting on a cut?

just want to get rid of these love handles before summer and maybe build some muslce

>just eat at a maintenance
I've tried this and while I did gain muscle, i lost no weight in my gut or handles

>The war movie was only shown at one cinema in Burnley

the northern powerhouse

>>73173372
wish your ancestors had died when they got dropped off in the desert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4qQUz93P6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4qQUz93P6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4qQUz93P6Q

huge tune

>>73173648

he called the people in charge of awarding knighthoods cunts. He's never getting one now kek. Besides, any self respecting person would turn it down.

>>73173732
dunno but it seems like people are more willing to speak to me and be friendly, spend less time at the fringes of a group, girls introduce themselves to me etc.
think I'm just transitioning into an adult really

>feel like an absolute SCROTUM
>look through local "nightlife" pictures in the paper's website
>feel a LOT less scrotal
The sheer percentage of ugly people and how extremely ugly they are, leads me to believe it's a dodgy camera lens. There's no way some of these people really look the way they look in these pictures.

>>73173616
which one?

>>73173771
lol! love it barbra

hop the kids r well

luv Sandra & Davidxx

Remember when the stereotype about us was that we used to say sorry all the time? I swear that belief is dead now.

I don't know if I should be mad that Canucks have taken away the spotlight, or glad we're no longer seen as beta cucks.

>>73173776
no, in fact i would recommend you try to cut down to 12% bodyfat and from there bulk up. If you're skinnyfat i assume youre quite new to lifting, in which case most of the progress you will make at first is neural in nature, meaning you will be able to progress on a cut

>>73173801
most people in the UK are genuinely ugly lad

not really much competition

>>73173801
they may be ugly, be at least they have the confidence to get laid once in a while and actually enjoy themselves in the real world instead of behind a screen

Once, I tried to stick my willy in her arse, and it the inside texture of her poop-shute felt like the surface of brick or sandpaper

Didn't know if my bugger's head was hitting a massive wall of poop, or if that's what it anatomicallt feels like

She didn't poop before this

>>73173534
more like shit lepoop lol

>>73173818
really activates my carrots

>>73173763
just buzzin off the rit mate wanted to chat some shit
you havin a good night?

>>73173800
sounds like it has nothing to do with you

>>73173831
>we're no longer seen as beta cucks
mate we literally see ourselves as beta cucks at the moment. Have a look at the signs at protests etc. "i am a little upset"

>>73173776
here's a crazy idea - try exercising. i know it sounds farfetched but hear me out. Theres this new thing called aerobic exercise right, and the more you do it, the more fat you lose. unreal right? but it works.

>>73173854
anal often feels a bit weird

>>73173842
idk if this advice just sounds good because its what ive wanted to hear forever, but cheers for this

just seems like i look way shittier with a soft gut and waist area

>>73173854
Fucking gross. Is this the problems normies, especially gays, have? Your first hypothesis was probably correct.

>>73173831
the new lefty british middle class culture is supremely runtish
>le doctor le who and sherlock
>le tea and saying sorry all the time
>le so polite
>le keep calm and carry le on
hate it

>>73173800
what have you started doing different lad

>>73173883
it's a joke based on traditional british understatement

fuck off JF

>>73173854
>buggers head
>poop

Don't even try it lad, it's just a fact that Yanks can't do banter.

>always go past this social club on my way home from work
>went in for a piss last friday because i was desperate
>guy told me they were having some entertainment monday night
>went along by myself
>about 80 people there all looking at something
>think what the fuck is going on
>got a view of a makeshift boxing ring
>they were all watching amateur fights with middle-aged blokes knocking the shit out of each other

had no idea stuff like this actually happens, it was mental watching it i've never seen a fight in real life before

>>73173882
think I'm a bit more confident though

>>73173860
hahahahahahaha!!xx
oooo dont frget 2 send me pics of u nd billy bob on hols in tenerife, sounds lyk u had a fab time!! xD :P <3 xxxx

>>73173893
>the more you do it, the more fat you lose
literally not true if you're still eating more calories than burning
stop being a cunt and acting like you know what you're on about

>>73173913
i said sorry 3 times today when i almost collided with people while in town

>>73173893
you can lose weight pretty easily by just eating less though.

i also like lifting weights because I have no muscle

So in your attempt to sound like a smartarse you were absolutely no help. Im assuming youre a neet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPJrrkYT5Eo

>>73173852
Feel like this was supposed to be a dig at me but I'm actually a normie lmao

>>73173936
it'll pass

>>73173938
M-mum?

>>73173883
>we

remoaners aren't really british

>>73173913
this

>>73173918
but also this.
stiff upper lip and reserving ourselves, not showing too much emotion is part of our identity

>>73173854
>poop
why do yanks say this
just say poo
>>73173933
you sound very middle class

>>73173943
thats just being autistic
shouldnt build a culture around it

>>73173918
"traditional british understatement"
this doesn't fucking exist, it's shit from yank films about hugh grant etc and we have such a tiny sense of identity that we've latched onto it. Fuck off you cunt

>>73173893
Retard. Stop trying to help people when you don't know what you're on about.

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/brit/ is moving too fast rn

>>73173982
rasheed

>>73173739
yep, wanking too much literally ruins your sex life but luckily there is a simple cure

>>73173967
>>73173970
snap

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>>73173938

>>73173933

was it bare knuckle?

>>73173854
>>73173909
when i do anal the dildo is always clean when i take it out and i dont even do an enema

>>73174011
not having a sex life?

>>73173831
i think its because people say 'sorry' as 'excuse me'.
like 'sorry (for disturbing you), could you tell me the time'

whereas a yank would just walk up to you and go 'HEY DUDE WHATS THE TIME'

>>73173964
> on 4chan
> normie
Okay hun, keep pretending all your imaginary anime friends are real x

reckon maybe it's the new earring

>>73173904
no worries, good luck lad x
>>73173913
this, disgusts me to no end

>>73174023
hello nonce

>>73174017
crackle

lesotho seems like an odd place

>>73173932
Do my buggery stories bug you?

receiving a sound waves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWUVCew1Aw4

>>73173954
im unsure why you're so ignorant on this subject but here's some very simple tips:
1. eat healthily (hard for a yank i know but try it)
2. do cardio
im guessing you're a lazy sack of shite which explains the reluctance to get off your doughy arse and go for a jog but eating a few less burgers every week wont get rid of your love handles in time for summer.

pop

lesotho is actually an alright place

>>73173977
i'm lower middle

>>73174022
they have gloves with the knuckles exposed, so i guess so?

why do people love 'keep calm and carry on' so much?

why do they meme it into different contexts.

when i first saw it i thought 'hm that's interesting'
a few weeks later it was everywhere

>>73174032
Someone's projecting ;)

>>73173831
Have this older british friend at work, incredibly polite and pleasant. You want to hug him. It's just your younger generations that are fucked up. I blame americanization and the self help culture. Hurr durr saying sorry is tell for a lack of confidence and ten other tips to appear more confident and obnoxious.

>>73174033
maybe that's why girls are talking to you because now they think you're gay instead of a rape threat

i remember i once (or more like 3 times) inserted my fingers up my gfs arse as far as i could and could feel this hard, sharpish object deep in there. was i touching her poo?

>>73174052
picturing Brad from Cleveland calling someone a nonce irl and I'm howling

me having a fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M33klx-1_1k

>>73174094
>eat healthy
already do this, have been losing loads of weight
>cardio
Would rather just lift.

What do you not understand about what im saying? Losing the weight is not the problem , its losing the weight while gaining a bit of muscle

Are you honestly this retarded? You've already been called out for your bullshit by 2 other people besides me

>>73174112
bit of nostalgia (despite the fact it was never actually used), bit of nice graphic design, with a short punchy message that is easily adaptable

>>73174112
the blitz innit
stiff upper lip n all that

>>73174137
*shares*

reminder that Bremainers are the true patriots, the ones who listened to people more qualified to have an opinion than themselves who told them it was in Britain's interests to stay.
Brexiteers damaged the nation in order to feel like they were sticking it to the elites

>>73174147
umm his names liam xxx

NEW
>>73174230
>>73174230

>>73174159
>uuuuuuhhh can you call the police please, yep, call duh cops
creasing at this sperg

>>73174137
*shares*
*revs lorry*

>>73174174
lol how fucking shit is your metabolism? literally just move your fucking body until you start sweating. if you're trying to lose weight by lifting it wont happen before summer. you wont lose any muscle because you're already a fat cunt and have flab to spare.
Cardio is literally the quickest way to lose weight. stop challenging everyone who is trying to help and go fucking do it.

>>73174018
hehehehehehe dis is u bertie! xxxx :P ;)

>>73173372
cunt