/brit/

maisie

>>73170318
>>73170404
degenerate little runts

need a hug

Animaisie

are ed

the hero that never was
we would have been transcending into the 4th dimension with an Ed Clegg coalition

Having spaghetti and some fish for tea

>>73170423
Absolutely not. Doing autistic things on speed is the best use of it. Really lets you get the pleasure in the little things.

Is radical centralism neo-structuralist, post-structuralist or post-post-structuralist?

>>73170486
Tin of spaghetti hoops and fish fingers?

>>73170495
neo-struc

certainly isn't post-struc you mong

>>73169364
>>73169364
>>73169364
>>73169364

>>73169364
>>73169364
>>73169364
>>73169364

in here lads

>>73170495
your skull is going to be post structuralist if you ever post in my presence again

wish we could have Ed back

he would have been tough enough

>>73170512
fuck off already

>depressed and crying in the morning

>excited and energetic now

Why?

>>73170495
it's pre-structuralist

>>73170415
Are David > Ed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=napJRAtcWXE

>>73170502
Imagine how many cocks she's had in her mouth

>>73170533
umm depression? idk(oc)

>>73170507
Spaghetti, homemade tomato sauce and some tinned herring :/

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lib dem surge

business idea: at a time when negotiations are still going on, put aside the rhetoric and get round the negotiation table

that Yank is a proper sad twat ain't he

>>73170561
like the thought of kissing her after she's sucked a few lads off desu

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>>73170502
Nearly forgot about this goddess

Would unironically pay over £300 for a night with a body like that

>>73170561
if this is your first thought when you look at a pretty woman, you're gay

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based Farage

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opinion on this place?

>>73170593
negotiations like brexit? Ed is the hero we need

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>>73170415
tragic

Kendrick Lamar is apex reddit
I'll stick to Young Thug thanks

>>73170625
ah yes nigel farage the person in charge of the royal navy this is all his doing

>>73170626
Quite possibly the most literally who country on the planet

dark chocolate is arse

>>73170626
heard its not a nice place

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Pie-chart for anyone who wants to know more about me

>>73170561
that's why i'm scared of having my first kiss with a woman

the thought that she's already kissed other men and sucked them off makes me feel queasy

>>73170671
Believe you meant to say It's not to your taste but It's fine that other people enjoy it

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>>73170631

>>73170614
CUCkOLD

>>73170671
like books and wine it's one of those things people only pretend to like

>>73170626
>Irfara valley
>Naryn
>Talas
>Fergana valley

/aesthetic rpg names/

>>73170671
t. literal child
if youre over the age of 20 and still not eating dark chocolate you are a failure of evolution and a blight on humanity's progress

>>73170688
I've never used another porn site bar pornhub
they all have such bad layouts

>>73170614
cuckold.

>>73170736
Good lad

My palate has recently matured to accommodate dark chocolate as the preferred choice

>>73170626
Unironically the best Central Asian country. The others are corrupt shitholes.

>>73170614
Cuck

>>73170736
gimme milk chocolate, milkshake and turkey dinosaurs with smiley faces erryday bro

>>73170671
Sainsburys 72% Dark Chocolate masterrace

watching videos of cyclists being knocked over

absolutely love seeing those runts squirm

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>english classical paintings
>english cuisine
>english hedonism
>english beach parties
>so and so, english chess grandmaster
>english ballon d'or winners

>>73170614
cuck

>>73170614
Cuckold

>>73170671
absolute runt

>>73170688
pineal gland status: in cryostasis

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>>73170772
living the dream

dont reply to it

>>73170766
redpill me on it

i cant even tell what the people look like, some look relatively white, some look arab, some look like chinks

>old thread deleted after it reaches bump limit

ah yes good work janman

>>73170804
you won't be laughing on the day of the clamp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCV5XWiW6gc

hmmmm

>>73170502
Who is this seamon demon?

>>73170614
t.watches black men penetrate his gf

>>73170831
Genuinely could go for this rn

>>73170831
Pretty much all i got fed as a child

No wonder I'm a 5'6" runt

New Kendrick is utter shite, production is a joke

Come on, he does features on MAROON 5 songs, lmfao

>>73170614
T.cuckold

Just cast ice barrage for the first time ever

Not sure how I feel about this living in London malarkey. On one hand I've now got a genuinely well-paid and fulfilling career, rather than earning minimum wage in a pub. On the other hand I live in a small shared flat in an urban sprawl and won't be able to get even a halfway decent unless I'm earning at least £50j.

>>73170835
https://foreignpolicy.com/2015/09/30/central-asias-island-of-democracy-is-sinking-kyrgyzstan/

>>73170831
Going to get some smileys 'morrow now

>>73170671
End yourself.

White and milk chocolate just tastes of sugar and nothing else, dark chocolate actually has flavour.

what did you lads have packed in your lunchbox?
I had a muesli bar and chips for little lunch and a sandwich and fruit for lunch

>>73170614
t.cucked daily

>>73170709
I used to care if a girl was a virgin or not before I lost my virginity, but now I can't even grasp why that was important to me in the first place

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What's this I hear about Ed Milliband "re-inventing" himself on social media lads

>>73170614
Back to cuckshed

I voted Labour in the 2015 general election haha, was such a clueless runt back then

if libertarianism is so wonderful then why has every successful society in human history relied on authoritarian regimes?

>>73170888
>there are white people who choose to live in london

for what purpose

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the so called london 'trification

got a big will

>>73170926
I voted UKIP

>>73170835
it's a bit of land where various peoples live.
a buffer state
uhh
yeah

>>73170908
Sandwich, muesli bar, Frube, apple/orange, sometimes some other misc thing like a couple of mini scotch eggs if I was lucky

>>73170614
Somewhat cucky

>>73170614
enjoy licking the bull's cum out eh??

WUBAALUBAA DUB DUB!!!!!

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Getting this spagbol show on the road

>>73170888
Yeah my colleague who used to work and live in l*ndon says he straight up saves double what he was in london, while living in a great place that has a pool and gym with his bf, eating at the restaurant every meal, etc. You're cucked hard by the good Mr. Rosenbergstein.

>>73170625
>inb4 they overheat again

want to be an alcoholic

>>73170985
Stop using metal cookware in your saucepan you mongoloid

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>>73170831

>>73170985
looks like onions

cuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckccuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckuckcuckcuckcuckcucuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckccuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckccuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcucuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckccuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckcuckckcuckcuck

>>73170614
C U C K

Find it very sad when posters on here just jump on the gimmick wagon/try and get included in the screencap
Very reddit-y behaviour.

>>73170985
where's the rest of the sofritto?

keep us posted x

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"But, am i tough enuss- tough enough? Hell yes I'm tough enough"

>>73170831
needs more turkey twizzlers

rosenberg architects have just asked to demolish all the churches in my area and replace them with mosques.. hm what could this mean

>>73170932
To have a genuinely well-paid and fulfilling job rather than working in a pub on minimum wage.

>>73170998
When I was applying for jobs the only one that gave me an interview, out of about 30 applications, was one in London. Didn't have much of a choice desu, plus I earn about £5k more than the other jobs were offering.

>>73171015
>implying I'm the only one living here

I'm obviously using a wooden spoon you absolute spastic

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I'm a proud working class man but I'll be voting for mummy may in the next general election.

Only she can deliver the Midlands engine we all need and desire

>>73171002
it's a bit expensive and you spend a lot of time being tired but apart from that it's alright

get to pretend you're Hemingway or somehing lol

>>73170985
Not enough onions or oil to get a good sauce going

TRY AGAIN YOU DUMB FUCK

>>73170875
Working class?

i like looking up the nicest hotels in the shittiest countries i can think of

interesting that some of these war torn places actually still have nice hotels and stuff

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>>73171021
Looks more like spagbol now

Need a french gf

>>73171090
its not actually them though, its just the yank companies that put them there

>>73170939
i don't get it

>>73171099
looks more like a chilli lad

you need more tomato, plus some bacon

>>73171111
don't we all

>>73171099
looks like poo haha

>>73171070
May's government has done nothing to alienate the working classes, really

meanwhile UKIP is a joke party that's falling apart and Labour makes UKIP look like it's thriving

>>73171090
learned the other day that the nicest beach in haiti is literally owned by cruiseship comanies and its strictly forbidden for haitians

>>73171129
OMG THIS
LOVE BACON

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wew

Used to have a kyrgiztan gf tbqh. Looks like a comfie little soviet paradise and a good place to raise solid soviet children.

>>73171124
good point. im just surprised they are still operating and functioning

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Lack of sleep causes false memories, decrease in productivity and increases your chance of dying by 15%

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Work just hired a cute asian lads, trying to hold my spaghetti in.

>>73171077
Im using a jar sauce, not creating one. Just wanted some onions in there

get drunk after 2 beers

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are nige

>>73171148
Absolutely cannot stand those buzzfeed quick recipe video things where they literally just take as much bacon and cheese and jalapeños as they can and stuff it into something else

>>73170926
so did I, because I'm smart

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central asians > other asians

>>73171070
The main reason I dislike her is because of her cowardice. She never speaks on any issues that are at all controversial and she never stands up for anything that takes any political courage to speak in favour of.

She wasn't elected and in no way has she proved herself as a competent leader so far. Would vote Tories next election if they were to have anyone else but her as leader.

>>73170985
put a bit more oil in there la'

also I hope you're using passata for the 'ol bolognese (tinned tomatoes a shit)

>>73171160
they're the most democratic country in central asia

>>73171212
Central Asians are white

>>73171195
same lad. no longer get invited for drinks after work

>>73171148
Rarely eat bacon desu find it tasteless.

Why would you have a bacon sarnie when you can have a sausage sarnie?

>>73171212
a lot of body fat

very masculine like brasilians

>>73171191
>Im using a jar sauce

STOP.

>>73171175
quite scary how often i forgot what im doing

>>73171191
you despicable runt

>>73171191
Doesn't really count as cooking then does it?

>>73171215
she's not a coward she's just shy x

Shall be working on my side skills to improve my worth on the job market.

Oh hang on no I mean I'm off to watch to footy with the lads, bettering yourself is for poofs.

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>>73171175
>tfw sleep too much

>>73171180
yellow fever nonces out

>>73170614
Cuckold

>>73171215
>She wasn't elected
not an argument, we vote for parties not PMs
no one voted for David Cameron either except his constituency

>chrome ran out of memory
not my fucking problem, sort it out

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>Meanwhile michelangelo was painting the sistine chapel.

>>73171191
>browning some mince and onions
>boiling some spaghetti
>cooking

Pick one

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*reaches moscow*

right lads let's turn it around this joke's gone too far

>>73171267
haha like this post

>all these pretentious pseudo master chefs in /Brit/

Always makes me laugh

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anyone been to central asia?

strong desire to go to Kyrgyzstan now

>>73171191
runt

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haha guys le cuck meme xD

almost bid 10k on a painting today
might become an art dealer when i grow up

>>73171271
It is.
We might not actually vote for the person, but we do end up doing that anyway. That's the reason we talk about people like Jeremy Corbyn being "unelectable".

So who's going to tell all the old working class people the days of being paid a princely sum for doing some repetitive manual labour job are never coming back?

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got so many memes from the last election

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In school I would nick food from other kids pack lunch bags, would steal a pack of crisps or choccie from some scrawny pasty bully victim almost every day hahaha, once I stole a yoghurt and there was an ''investigation'' to find who it was hahaha

Was always funny looking at him from across the canteen at lunch time, them searching for their missing food and looking distraught whilst I was fucking eating it hahahaha. Got such a kick out of it, as well as the free food of course

Was a bit of a bully (grew up in Kent btw), fuck the privileged middle class wankers with their mummies pack lunches

>>73171319
I used to work as a chef at a 5 star hotel

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>>73171353
a simpler time

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Spagbol is reading lads. Added some cauliflower and chilli just because

>>73171373
cunt

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>73171345
Anyone who bids 10k on a painting, seriously needs to get their medulla oblongotta checked out. In this day and age, there's no need to buy paintings..just print them out on paper and look at them with those beady eyes of yours

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hmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUrxdSORO2Q

>>73171348
nobody

don't you know we're leaving the EU so we can get those jobs back you fucking idiot!

>>73171429
>phoneposting

>>73171323
>>73170626
my gf unironically comes from there

going to visit her family there in the summer lmao

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me on the left(wing

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You can see they both want to die

>>73171429
>added cauliflower
What's your mental malfunction?

>>73171482
terrible image
>tee hee women for themselves!!1!
the only time I have related to ed before

>>73171373
CZECHLAD!

>>73171482
remember when people actually thought that this was some kind of feminist victory?
couple years down the line and nothing's changed

>do a fairly uncontroversial post
>come back to hundreds of (You)s calling me a cuck
this blew up RIP my inbox!

>>73171451
this

I've printed out all my wall decorations from my laser printer. If the art itself is more expensive than the frame then you've fucked up 2bh.

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>>73171429
>added cauliflower

what is christ's name do you think you're playing at

not even him but

>>73171476
why? cos it's a plate of food not carefully plated for instagram? fucking nonce

>>73171501
why wouldn't you? might as well improve the nutrition of the meal

millipede was our guy

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>>73171477
>tfw good at nothing

>BBC

I think it's time for a name change

29c tomorrow

>>73171429
That spaghetti looks fucking vile, genuinely looks like you've strained Heinz spaghetti

>FOX news
do they realise they named it after an animal?

>>73171534
It was literally all me bar 1 other reply lad. Used my phone to spam you

>>73171561
why are all you yanks obsessed with black cocks?

>>73171561
or you could stop being a filthy minded yank

>>73171534
first time i've been on /brit/ and have witnessed MASS reddit-posting

>>73171476
Tastes delish though mate. Wasn't aiming for presentation

>>73171540
>>73171501
What's wrong with cauliflower? Nice and healthy and actually goes really well in this

Never been NEET, never really got the wageslave thing before. But now I do - just been told I can no longer do my early start-early leave working pattern anymore. So I now have to travel to work in peak commuter time when it's three times as crowded and everything runs late.

Plus I no longer have the hour in the morning before anyone else arrives to catch up on admin stuff and clear low priority emails before office hours start and I have to do my actual job.

Never missed a deadline, never spent that time sitting around and not working, never handed off work to others because I was leaving. It just helped me be less stressed out and as a result more productive.

So I am a slave because the opinion of my manager objectively trumps my own wellbeing, despite there being no tangible benefit to him except that he got a word in his ear from his boss about me leaving before what they considered appropriate in a professional environment.

Congrats NEETs, I surrender. You win. Cannot wait until this grinds me down so much I'm no longer able to resist jumping under the train.

>>73171554
God you sound like my mum

>>73171608
you have really got to go back

Bit of a proto-fascist tbqh lads.

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miss me yet

http://www.itv.com/news/2017-04-04/jeremy-corbyn-media-utterly-obsessed-with-question-of-my-leadership/

post your dindins lads:

>veg saug*3
>pasta
>pesto
>spinach
>kidney beans
>broccoli on the side because health memes

>>73171638
working's fine so long as your manager isn't a cunt

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>>73171682
heh, nothing personnel

cauliflower in fucking spag bol jesus wept

not a word, won't even be giving you one of those half-arsed at symbol replies

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>>73171477
>>73171477
I hate this dumb "Oriential spiritual" bullshit wrapped in a fancy bow tie with empty words on top (pic related)

Just figure that out on your own

who else living /lifeontheveg/?

>>73171697
ordered a meat feast pizza from a takeaway

>>73171697
that's not a meal that's a couple of things off the vegetable aisle in tesco

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what was his fucking problem?

buying a car

someone explain engine sizes to me

>>73171711
>why yes i do follow established recipes to a tee as if nature intended them and any variation of such simple cannot work, it's absolutely disgusting

literal spastic sheep

>>73171760
that's bants

>>73171694
haha
p'rhaps because you are without a doubt bombing harder than al qaeda in the early noughties?

>>73171752
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

>>73171724
think ive mastered vibration already

>>73171724
what is vibrations even supposed to mean

>>73171778
You want a 1.2 if you live and drive in a city, a 1.6 if you mix and match, and a 1.8 if your driving on all country lanes and motorways

>>73171724
Far eastern philosophy in general is primitive.

>>73171778
bigger = more power

oi lad pass us the aux

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzEPuqBOGnI

woiiiii

virgem

ed balls day on the 28th lads

>>73171780
> cauliflower in spag bol
> thinks he has room to call ANYONE a spastic

you're like those autists who are so autistic they don't realise they're autistic and they think they're normal

>>73171780
gonna beat you with a truncheon for violating the natural law of pasta you freak

>>73171692
john money

>>73171760
KEK

good lad

>VILE TEXT

ahh yes so vile a bit of playful sex bants with an of age girl hangings too good for him

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Ah yes science. They couldn't come up with a cure for something as simple and widespread.
Why does the hair around the ears never fall off? At least you'd save the hassle of shaving yoir head if you go 7. But no, nature has to be cruel. Wonder if it could be cloned and transplanted obver the rest of the head though.

>>73171806
what about 1.4 and 2.0

>>73171752
hahahaha yeahmate its so fucking based seeing children foaming out of their mouths from a chemical attack

https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/849205200992841729/video/1

FUCK YEAH HAHA MUSLIMS KEKE PRAISE

>>73171692
The guy who also came up with the idea of "everyone is masculine and feminine at the same time" also committed suicide

Otto Weiniger

>>73171778
higher engine size means more power but also more fuel consumption and higher insurance
lower engine size is generally the opposite, but you can buy small engines with turbos that make them just as a quick as the big ones but without the increase in MPG consumption (they are more expensive to fix if the turbo gets fucked though). I'd recommend looking for a 1.4 turbo because the insurance and mileage will be decent while it'll still have a kick when you need it to.

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WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Being naughty and browsing the chon at work

need a succ and a cuddle

>>73171867
side hair protects the ears from sunburn

and yanks act like we're the ones living in hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUrxdSORO2Q

buying a lappy battery replacement

I have 2 options
1 is to get the manufacturer's replacement
1 is to get a generic branded replacement, that has more capacity, but a lower price-per-capacity.

The generic one isn't some fake chink one that will explode from what I can tell and the company it comes from seems to be a subsidiary of duracell, and comes under a British company's warranty.

But I could play it safe and just get the manufacturers replacement, with less capacity, a higher price and with the same warranty (buying off the same website)

what do lids.

>>73171852
literally not an argument

I've just eaten it whilst you clearly haven't, and it tasted great.

>>73171902
don't reply to it

>>73171874
2.0 is fine in the latter category, but a bit much for a first car.

1.4's are a scam

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>>73171905
aren't crocs bigger than alligators

>>73171755
it's all food though haha, no murder involved at all which feels pretty good

I remember the 2015 election

Felt sick when I saw the exit poll. Expected a hung parliament.

@73171918
actual worm

do not reply to me again

>>73171897
fuck off bob

>>73171724
>he isn't spiritually enlightened
Read Jed Mckenna (Jed not Terrence) for a western perspective on this shit. It's the real deal.

>>73171697
mighty meaty from dominos

>>73171968
bread is so bad for you

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>yank trees are adapted for cars

Wtf ?

>>73171866
flattered you're still using that pic

>>73171968
quite expensive no?

>>73171953
you can only murder people, honey x

>>73171949
yes but they're very far away from the relevant cities

>>73171960

Blair getting elected PM for the first time was pretty euphoric tbf

>>73171916
with these things it's usually better to go with the manufacturers one, especially with it being your laptop. sure you're paying a bit more but hey more peace of mind and less explodey

>>73171963
>calls me a worm whilst desperately squirming his way out of having to provide an actual argument

pottery

i'm a 3rd generation irish immigrant

>>73171709
Spencer's a spastic. He's not even a fascist. He's barely white supremacist.

might inform the big lads over at /ita/ about what has been transpiring in this thread

>>73172004
they've cut through that mechanically, sweetie x

>>73172004
> massive beautiful tree
> ahh yes let's chainsaw a hole in the bottom yeeeehawww murrericaaa

>>73172017
maybe YOU can only murder people
i can murder any of god's creatures with a swift punch to the neck, i just choose not to

>>73172019
is all the dangerous shit in the northern territory

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39490433

1. The kid was called Reker, good name

2. If the attackers were white we'd have their pictures, but because it was Croydon we all know they weren't. Shame the BBC is so biased.

*opens up a halal dominos a mile from you*

>>73171916
laptop manufacturers take the piss with their prices but sometimes have a chip on the battery that prevents you using a generic replacement.
check the reviews/compatibility of the generic one and if it all looks good then go for that one.

>>73171874
1.4 will be petrol, 2.0 will be diesel. if the 1.4 is a turbo then they'll have the same power but the diesel will still get better mileage and have cheaper insurance. Diesels need long journeys to run properly through, as driving it on short journeys will eventually kill a few parts.

>>73172067
says the country that already destroyed all their trees hahahahahah

>>73172028
i tend to the same logic

but that usually applies to say buying a 10 pound chink battery off goodbattery.com.uk, as opposed to buying a battery from a duracell subsidiary which is comparatively priced to the original.

I'm thinking that I might just never use the battery either and only insert it if I'm going to actually move it around, since I pretty much just use my laptop as a desktop

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https://soundcloud.com/worsethanthis/d-r-o-w-z-y


feel like the ol """"life"""" is going nowhere fast

>>73172108
we gave them humane deaths instead of mutilating them into spectacles for tourism

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>>73172014
you made it?

love toads desu

not a fan of halal meat at ALL
really important to me the manner in which my dead flesh of a sentient being ends up on my plate

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>>73171905
>

thanks /brit/+/o/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-39493854

>(((Drumpf)))

how fucking dumb were /pol/ to fall for his tricks

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swear i just heard a bomb go off

>>73172147
good lad. halal meat is disgusting. should be banned.

>>73172152
Horses kill more Aussies than sneks

Stop this anti-snake propaganda

How are you celebrating may the Fourth this year?

the germans keep making ominous dateposts

>>73172147

i'm not a fan because muzzies are filthy, smelly bastards

>>73172129
oh right I hadn't read your post fully, I kind of stopped at "that has more capacity, but a lower price-per-capacity."
when I had to buy one for my old one I was in the same position as you and I went with the reputable non brand and it's still working fine 2bh

>>73172180
someone was setting fireworks off last night at about half 12 and for the first six bangs i was petrified

>>73172192
all meat is disgusting. should be banned.

>>73172225
woah umm racist much?

>>73172218
probably gonna work then play pc games or study, the same as i do every year because i'm not a fat cunt

>>73172015
I'm on 800 quid a week

>>73172083
no the spiders and snakes are everywhere but i'll take them over bears and big cats

>>73172253
>should be banned.

That won't work. Just play the long game like they did with cigarettes

>>73172192
why do people get so upset over halal meat?

>>73172180

where lad?

bought some chinky battery replacements for my camera once instead of the branded versions and you can feel just by holding them in your hand that they're 50% lighter

damn chinks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-39490648

gonna eat halal spag bol with cauliflower for dinner lads

really need to do some uni work lads but i just cannot muster the motivation to do it. any tips?

>>73172264
and you can't afford something a little bit less runty than dominoes?
cook your own food you fat cunt lol

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>>73172067
It's California. Those Redwoods are literally everywhere

Tallest living things on Earth

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>>73172215

FUCK OFF SNAKES OUT

>>73172278
fuck off rasheed

>>73172278
Because /brit/ is a sikh general so none of us can eat halal or kosher meat

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>>73172289
>aha what you gonna fuckin do about it mate? jog on

>>73172293
same lad
5 days to do the ol' diss' and it's going fucking nowhere
i'll hit word count but it's gonna be shite desu, can easily see it knocking me down to a 2:2 and i was on for a first :/

Rorke's upset about something again

I wonder what it could be.... certainly not brown people I'm sure

>>73172314
>starting a new line that isn't a new paragraph
pleb. hope he got marks taken off for that.

>>73172293
Don't bother, uni is a waste of time and you'll just end up in a job you hate but have to do to pay the bills anyway

Go take some taxpayer-funded MDMA and shag the tits off some slag

>>73172270
never thought of the bears. id probably snake proof my house and go with that as well
weird how aus has all those critters but no large land predators

>>73172307
what a retarded post

cooking a decent meal would easily cost less than a dominos

>>73172322
I'm not a Muslim. Just don't care about animals

>>73172289
who can blame a kid for not wanting to go to school

>>73172310
me in the middle

>>73172360
unlike you i didn't choose a meme subject.

gonna eat dominos halal meat feast with cauliflower spagbol on the side under a redwood tree getting cucked