Why don't bigoted euroshits see us the way Americans do?

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this is ow i see Englishmen

because they were not founded by brit ideologues

>>73166342
>sweden

>>73166286
Because we've seen you.

It's okay I don't like you either

>>73166390
seriously the right pic of OP is pretty accurate . I know because i have observed brits during brecause on vacation

>>73166629
breakfast*

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i searched 'the british' (demonym, plural) and this is what i got

>>73166650
me on the left

everything is uglier up close

Because we actually get to meet you. The majority of Americans only know Brits from Doctor Who gifs on tumblr and Harry Potter.

>>73166707
That's wrong
Brits and Americans are probably meeting all the time

>>73166707
Not really, there are lots of English immigrants here. Many of them are even white.

My last boss was English.

>>73166286
I've lived in Britain and it was more like a middle ground between these two.

>>73166286
Experience

>>73166794
This

>>73166286
because you don't come to out soccer matches?

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>>73166794
Visiting London was a mistake. I nearly laugh myself to death every time they complain about us having an immigration problem...

>>73166286

Because poor, lower class people go to Spain for their holidays.

>>73166883
utterly disgusting

>>73166883
to think this is britain ncncnc baka

>>73166883
i think i puked a little

>>73166286
i think it's like a scale of manliness

americans are obviously the manliest nationality so we view our english cousins as dainty, upper class fairy boys

brits are in turn much manlier than faggy continental europeans, so to them they appear brutish and intimidating

it's all just a matter of perspective. i'm sure there's an even more pussy nationality that's so feminine that they even view europeans as barbaric. canadians maybe.

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>>73166286
we've seen you in person

>>73166286
because you are the actual shits

>>73167526
we're no more feminine than Americans since we're literally you

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>>73167526
>americans are obviously the manliest nationality

>>73167526
you're also retarded because you can't see what the picture is implying

>>73168112
Don't you know that being fat and ugly is manly in America? All it's missing is a brown stain on his pants.

>>73167526
I actually agree with this. I generally view Europeans to be more feminine. But Brits are the least feminine of Western Europeans.

Eastern europeans are more manly than us though it goes

Scandinavia<Germany, France< Southern Europe<British Isles<Canada<US<Eastern Europe

>>73166286
Left picture is middle class and right is working class.

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>>73167526
>"hey guys it's time to listen to my opinion!"

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>>73168239
>Scandinavia<Germany, France< Southern Europe<British Isles<Canada

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>>73166286
Why are mean brits not seeing us like the japanese do?

>>73166445

Dutch people are pretty gross overseas too.

>>73166286
That is not how we view englishmen you roodypoo

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>>73168327
Because you're not an anime and indeed not a girl

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>>73168237
this is how i unironically view your average scandinavian.

>>73168281
Don't you know reality is always aligned with american /pol/ memes

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>>73168239
Which is odd because whenever you need a super-manly actor you always get a Swede.

>>73166286
Because we're close enough and well travelled enough to actually know what you're really like.

>>73168311
you could fit australia in there past Canada- nearly tied with the US. NZ is more feminine though.

>>73166707
No it is class, if it was cheap and affordable for warehouse workers to go on lads tours in the US they'd soon change their mind but as it is they mostly interact with middle class people. Also Europeans don't notice all the normal middle class brits on holiday because they're being reserved and shit.

>>73168400
You've probably never even met one so what does your opinion matter

>>73168353
it is how your women see us though

t. bongoloid tourist

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who says I don't know your true face my good man

>>73168419
Except Lundgreen isn't even the most masculine man in that picture.

>>73168400
nothing wrong with this picture

>>73167981
Quebec makes you a little bit gayer because they're French.

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>>73168458
Like you can speak anything regarding what a woman thinks kek

>>73168503
Surely you're not talking about the Italian manlet?

>>73168458

>your women

you don't own women, lel

fucking muslim :D

>>73166707
Fucking this best post

>>73168454
I've met them in Uni, they've all fufilled that criteria and then some. Tbh I gave them the benefit of the doubt because they were overly flamboyant.

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>>73166707
Not really. Brits only really visit NYC. I've never seen a Brit outside the East Coast before.
And they're usually older people with children, or obviously middle class bourgeois shit.

>>73168529
Quebec is fine. Toronto is where the fags live.

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>>73166650
>brytyjczycy

>>73166707
True.

I've never met a british person in my life.

>>73168400
>>73168588
which is more disgusting?

Also because of reality tv

>>73168588
I would imagine lots go to LA because omg so glam! the films and that!

>>73168580
Your lie is getting more and more obvious, didn't you watch Pinocchio?

>>73166286
They live close enough to you that your human trash can visit. We just see BBC/movie Brits.

>>73167526

global pokerface.jpg

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>>73168642
>visiting any west coast state

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>>73167526

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>>73166650
i've tried to do the same, had to append "people"

in 2007 an ethnic Ukranian Paraguayan woman who was sitting next to me in a train (in Barcelona) realized I was from Argentina and she begun talking to me about how much she misses Paraguayan men (who are mestizos and behave like constructions workers who whistle at every +6/10 woman on the street, very non feminist and macho) and hates European metrosexuals, and that she has problems hooking up because men here (in Barcelona) are too gentle, and they advance slowly when dating.

I think she was the kind of slut who can only get wet with a very violent wife beater style man, and then says "all men are the same" when she ends up with her faced crush, but its true Europe has the most "gentle to women" men in the world.

>>73168700
"omg like lets go to california i bet you see famous people everywhere and omg perma TAN! Fab!

>>73168638
The Brits

There's nothing disgusting about the swedish picture, they're just feminine.

>>73168739
Yeah, typical Ukrainian metros...

I'm noticing a few discrepancies in her story.

>>73168630
>>73166784
Which is the truth?

>>73168836
America is a big country
both can be true

>>73168443
This is the most accurate post

>>73168887
>>73168836
Germanon gets it

I have lived in Chicago and Milwaukee, big metro areas. Never met a brtish person. Lots of germans, poles, italians, fucking hordes of albanians, and tons of asian people

>>73168836
I have met many british tourists. They outnumber the next closest tourist demographic 3-1.

I work in a harbor town on long island.

>>73169081
Bullfuckingshit. I live near you, and most European tourists are Germans.

>>73169081
My sister got YANKED and is moving to Long Island next year

>>73169150
they're the number 2.

I'm in Northport where are you?

>>73169158
brits aren't that bad here.

>>73168887
for you

>>73169204
I am in Brooklyn, you peasant.

Some yank women almost had a panic attack when she heard my accent in Texas - if you go to isolated areas you'll practically be a mini celebrity

loved that trip

>>73169158
She's getting a Long Island in her pussy lmao.

>>73168543
United Statesians are little brown manlets, so that's what they tell themselves is manly.

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>>73169214

>>73169243
I was in Breukelen earlier today as well.

>>73169243
>peasant

says the williamsburg trash

You're not even that close to me

>>73169312
>leaving Scandinavia out
nice meme map

I should write an article that exposes the crassness of the typical brit, so no one is fooled into thinking they are trustworthy based on some idealized fantasy

>>73169268
haha ill tell her that joke

>>73169389
>leaving alaska out

I concur

>>73168503

he is actually

>>73169439
where she moving

>>73169482
Long Island, it is where her husband is from.

>>73169553
nigguh where north shore or south shore?

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>tfw privately educated
>tfw posh upper class southern accent
>tfw yank girls fall for me every time I've been over there

The world is in my hands, lads

>>73169593
I don't know but he is fairly well off, not rich but upper middle class, well educated.

>>73169729
ah good just be by the water and it's great.

middle island is pretty shitty. and don't go to jones beach, Robert moses is far superior. Fire island is the best, but it costs money.

>>73169659

I'm half English, i use my posh southern accent to charm North Americans and my French one for the English slags.I can't lose.

>summer noon, walking down the street, minding my own business
>OI C'M OVER 'ERE I'LL BLOW YA
>FUCK ME IN MY PUSSY
>SHOW ME YOUR WILLY


>Why don't bigoted euroshits see us the way Americans do?

gee whiz, beats me

>>73169927
Lower class scum go to cheap holiday locations like Greece, Spain and Portugal while middle class, respectable Brits go across the Atlantic. Stick your hotel and flight prices up and they'll stop coming

not that hard to figure out

>>73169659
>>73169807
Enjoy your clap

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>>73168439
Its ok mate we'll save you in the end

>>73168400
They look so cute and happy though.

>>73168588
That is going to be a hideous mutant grandbaby

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>>73169927

>>73170159
>Typical middle class photo
>Cletus over there thinks its not manly

Makes you wonder

>>73170324
what

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>>73168754
California is actually a gorgeous state, as are Oregon and Washington. Just gotta stay out if the cities in California. Pic related is camping off the road on the coast of Oregon, bluffs right down to the water.

>>73171042
>being on the west coast
>not throwing yourself over those bluffs

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>>73167526

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We see you in your country, they see the rich cunts that fly for business.

Barely met any yanks here desu

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>>73166286

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>>73168734
Iktf
inb4 phoneposter

>>73171459
They go to London, Edinburgh and York.

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>>73171584
I added people. Lel.

>>73166650
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>>73169807
have you tried french accent here? for some reason it comes off as a stuckup douchey euro since we get mostly snobby french as expats in english canada.

quebecois accents are alright though and its seen as the opposite outside of quebec, ie rustic.

>>73166883
They should be turned into ashes

anyways this thread is retarded and you could have answered your own question with a little bit of thinking.

Brits that come to America are generally more wealthy and educated so that's our perception.

The less wealthy Brits travel around Europe because it's cheaper.

why are britbongs always so fucking loud?

>>73173899
they're drunk

>>73168400
that looks adorable

>>73166286

What's wrong with the guy enjoying his vacation

>>73169327

I drove down Harlem ave today, were you nearby

> bigoted euroshits, they said
> we are classy and phlegmatic, they said

http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/5554565

>>73167526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kEzCztPbeA

We only see you in movies, Europeans see you on holiday

because you are moroccan tier people

>>73166883

Reminds me of when Messi went to London and was the only white man there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq6c_BHDTI0

they even had to disable the comments

>>73173899

Autism

>>73166286
left
>snobby cunt
>using walking stick when he doesn't need one
>wearing a bow tie
>gay dog
>probably counts carbs

right
>lads that shave their heads because they are not vain about their receding hairlines
>enjoying the sun
>watching the footy
>have good dogs like pitbulls and staffs.
>eating a full english not counting any carbs

the english are boring and ugly people
everything about your people and country is shit

>>73176243
Brick lane is called curry mile.

>>73166286
You're here every fucking year for your holydays, don't pretend to be something else.

i knew this sicilian drug dealer/bikes stealer who lived one year in spain where his "job" was pickpocketing drunk englishmen

>>73166342
>non-brown eyes
Um, but he's white?

>>73176761

those are brown eyes he has just aged cataract eyes

>>73166784
>Not really, there are lots of English immigrants here
Where do you live? I live in PA, and only ever met 2.
One was some chick you transferred over during my junior year and she started going on a rant about "stupid Americans, and fuck the US", because she accidentally spilled her Skittles.
Really pale, very thin (almost skeletal), with dyed purple/auburn hair.

The 2nd was a elderly woman at my college's book store. She had proper posture, and wasn't fat. She blended right in until she spoke with her very obvious Brit accent.

All the brit tourists I've met were cool.

The most obnoxious tourist I've ever met was Canadian