Ivy league universities

>>73164904
Why do Americans wank over universities so much anyway?

It's not like law in one is going to be that different to law at another. You still have to learn the same shit, no matter where you go.

>>73165027

It's just bragging rights at this point though, and unfortunately employers actually give a shit. You could be a brilliant physicist but lose out on a job to some rich mediocre brat whose daddy could pay for a fancier school.

It's not like he's going to be studying in a STEM field or anything

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>>73164904
is this real

>>73164904
>>73165126
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-39492187

NO FUCKING WAY

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Now that you know the codeword to get into an Ivy league university, what are you waiting?

>>73164904
This is going to be interesting. Universities rely on popular belief in their value, and, as these academic weirdos further separate themselves from the majority of rational and intelligent people, they might lose quite a bit of their influence in society.
I can't imagine that hiring a Yale graduate is nearly as appealing as it once was. That famous clip of that brat screaming in a professor's face about how universities should be homes doesn't exactly serve to advertise for her value as a potential employee.

do they even read the statements? from what I've heard they're by far the least important part of the admission process, never will anyone ever get accepted based off of his statement

>73165386
do you know how PC major corporations have become?
They all have "diversity" HR programs.

>>73164904
Stanford isn't an Ivy League school.

Also we've been telling you all about California for years, this should not come as a surprise to anyone.

>>73165509
That trend is reversing. Also, being tolerant =/= #tolerantorelsewepunchyou
People want employees who work well with others, not activists who will imagine insults and be constantly offended.

>Stanford
>Ivy League

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>>73165670
Keep telling yourself that

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>>73164904
>be american
>get BLM'd

>>73165709
Stanford is ranked higher than every ivy league school with the exception of Harvard. it carries more prestige than an ivy league degree these days

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>>73165670

>>73165719
>>73165829
Memes are memes. Good job.

>>73165829
>>73165719
Maybe whites should stop sucking and letting chinks and Poos steal their jobs

>>73165829
>>73165719
>creative faggot types who make computer toys are fruitcakes
How is this supposed to be relevant for most American workers?

>>73166780
that's only a slight exaggeration of real life.
Many HR of large corporate give racial/gender quotas to fil in.

>>73167171
Proof? At most, it's a handful of companies which don't actually employ that many people. The 1% circle jerking amongst each other over how progressive they are is of little concern to me.

>>73165386
>they might lose quite a bit of their influence in society.
Yeah lol no.

>>73164904
please help me
should i save this in the england folder
or in the america folder?

>>73167301
that's what a friend of mine which work at the HR of JP told me on fb.

And to be frank I wouldn't see why all the other IB boasting about diversity and shit 24/7 wouldn't do it.

>>73165107
This.

>>73167511
>IB
Do you see how my point in this post >>73167477 applies here? We're talking about an extreme minority of the American workforce.

>>73169835
This pic
>>73165829
originally was posted in the Microsoft blog. It's not a small company you now.

>>73170037
>118,000/319,000,000
Yeah, they're not that big, and they're part of an industry that skews progressive. The tech sector represents an elite, disproportionately immigrant section of the workforce.
You can get away with bullshit like this in the Bay Area, but there are states with laws against this type of thing. I don't think most Americans would feel too badly if SF got nuked.
Please nuke SF, Russia.

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>>73164904
Pic related, these SJW classes are popping up everywhere

The USA is definitely in the top 5 most cucked countries with Sweden, UK, Canada and Germany

>>73165719
Good job Ubisoft getting rid of the niggers.

I work in math-finance field. More chicks than you'd suppose (30%), 0 blacks , 0 Indians working with actual money (a couple of computer janitors), maybe 20% Chinese. The rest are Anglos and Jews. I'm the only Irishman I've met since undergrad calculus.

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>>73172812
I needed an arts credit, so I signed up for a "Women in Arts" class without so much as a second thought.

You think I fucked up?

>>73172812
>1.8 GPA
>All fucking babysitter classes
These are the people who are telling us how to have opinions, everyone.

>>73167477
What? Why should it go in the England folder?
I put it both in my "American education" folder and my "SJW" one.

>>73165027
Because people will respect/hire the brain dead retard who went to harvard instead of the genius who went to a outback community college.

No one respects Ivy League in academia anymore and this is why

>>73172724
>118,000/319,000,000
Most of those probably work in call centres in India too

>>73165719
"The best decisions are always made with a diverse group of minds, not necessarily a talented or passionate one."

What a load of shit

>>73172812
That pic is almost 20 years old.

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lol academia

america is bad

>>73164904
you realize that to get in, there are different components right?

gpa + SAT + personal statement = your admission chance

he probably had a gpa and sat high enough that even if he got 0 on his personal statement he'd still get in

>>73175007
>Because people will respect/hire the brain dead retard who went to harvard instead of the genius who went to a outback community college.
This is what brainlets actually believe.
FACT: people without a university degree are 90% more likely to commit crimes than people with a university degree
Community college does not fall into this category.
Harvard is so good because it's full of rich people, so the contacts and connections you make there will guarantee you to get rich.

>>73179214
He was also probably what they needed to get their Muslim quota, since most Muslims disdain education

>>73178444
I really hope someone ranted about that. "Designed by committee" is code for 'doesn't work' for a fucking reason.

Brb filing transfer applications right now

#BlackTranniesMatter

#BlackTranniesMatter

>>73179214
Except none of that applies to him

>rich as fuck parents
>still somehow enters into the muslim quota/affirmative action

Fuck off leaf

>>73164904
He has a house with a pool in New Jersey and has his picture with Obama and Hillary, the real reason he was accepted is because he is rich and a minority.

>American """"""""Universities"""""""""""""""

>>73172812
Honestly, I think our current climate started in colleges a while ago and finally made its way mainstream.

>>73165321
My skin is still a hideous white

>>73165126
yes

>>73164904
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THESE SJWS. SAME FOR YOU ALT-RIGHT KEKS.

>>73179472
>>73183411
I think what he put is dumb as shit but if you read the article >>73165160 he is a wizard and already has his own marketing consultant firm and is already accepted to Princeton and Yale.

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>>73172812
>algebra
>F

>>73184082
reading articles is overrated

>>73166860
What did we do? We aren't the ones raping your women, or stealing and ruining your communities?

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>>73164904
It is a smart move no matter how you look at it. The boy should use this chance and develop further.

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>>73183333
Do something like #blacktransbodiesmatter and it might actually work.

>>73184082
Writing #blm 100x on an application should get you rejected no matter what

>>73184257
Probably but they probably figured he was too good to pass up when he was a shoo-in. I doubt it resonated with them, more like "uhhh, let's just discount that."

I'm wrighting my "Putin, Putin, Putin" essay now. Meet you in Russian senate.

>>73183411
that does apply to him you fucking retarded monkey

all those schools look for is gpa + sat + personal statement

under represented minorities = niggers and spic only, religion doesn't play a factor, he'd apply as asian or caucasian

>>73164904
Sweden tier

>>73164904
well he is smart manipulated the retards

>>73164904
He also had super high grades and standardized test scores.

>>73176268
>No one respects Ivy League in academia anymore
Found the community college loser.

>Stanford is Ivy
Swedish education everybody.
>>73179414
>FACT: people without a university degree are 90% more likely to commit crimes than people with a university degree
Cetacean kneaded. I don't believe this since this is not how real statistics are written; and even if true it wouldn't say what you think it says.
>>73173840
In theory it should taste like what it says on the outside of the can. In reality, yes you're going to be miserable. They'll talk little about women in the arts and it will be a lot of paintings of vaginas, apropos of nothing, while the professor talks about how frightened men are of talking about pussies. As if there's somehow a point to what she's saying.

>>73184082
Marketing Consulting really is just posting on Twitter and Facebook. A little posting on peak hours and not marketing using memes. Or so from what I've seen doing freelance work for those places.

>>73189190
He worked for Clinton's campaign and he did a ted talk and is a known activist.

>>73164904
As in write it out or just wrote it once and then copy pastad it 99 more time?

Because if it's the first he deserves the acceptance.

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>>73189209
Did his TED talk consists of repeating the same meme phrase 100 times?

>>73165719
Looks like they found a backdoor to institute segregation.

It appears he had other qualifications besides writing a slogan 100 times.
Not that it's not a dumb thing to do for an application and a dumb thing to accept in one. Just putting that out there.