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* sips you a cup of tea *

+anime
-muslims

>>73159112
I'd vote for this.

>he thinks fat smelly paki is an insult

hjowling

alri! sleepy time! who wants to see me off?

>>73159112
would take 1000 mosques over 1 anime shop

Even if you don't think the BBC is biased you have to admit the quality of their website has dropped in the last few years

used to check the bbc regularly but switched over to Reuters now

>>73159101
>moreover my opinion is backed with evidence

Kekking at this arrogant paki

>he thinks being a cuckold is an insult

looooool

jealousy is a diseas sweatie... get well soon :) x

Only allow mosques if they're contained within a furry sex shop desu

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>would take 1000 mosques over 1 anime shop

really dont understand why people are so keen to defend such a shitty ideology which is objectively detrimental to our species and planet. cannot fathom this intense level of cuckoldry.

1) White Europeans weren't really as involved in slavery as people are led to believe because a) Africans were largely responsible for the African slave trade and b) Islamic nations were much worse about it than Europeans.

2) The Inquisition and the Crusades were justified by Islam expansionism.

3) Islamic countries have committed more and worse genocides than anyone else.

4) The Native Americans exterminated themselves via natural disease vectors and cannibalism. Also they sacrificed children.

5) The U.S. incorporated some Iriquois traditional into the U.S. Constitution.

6) Britain led the global abolitionist movement.

7) Asia was completely unstable and uncivilised until secular democracy came along.

would only allow mosques that convert all those nasty old dilapidated churches that are never even used anymore

>>73159108
The hardest right the BBC go is shilling capitalist crap like The Apprentice and Dragon's Den.


>>73159157
It has. Their news coverage is pretty second-rate, really lets them down.

>>73159182
excuse me but that is bloody rashul discriminshion

Have to send a letter

Don't even know where to get a stamp from

What am I like

>>73159107
sip is the wrong verb to use here, either [pours you a cup of tea] or [sips a cup of tea]. one cannot "sip you" a cup of tea

the crusades were justified because umm - there brown@???

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do people with photographic memory remember coming out of their mums pussy

>>73159157
because they've filled their ranks with uneducated tumblrite minoirties and feminists who write blogs instead of experienced and professional journalists.

>>73159182
Because they cannot ever bring themselves to criticise anything they associate with brown people as they've persisted in this idea that anyone who does is a racist, and being a racist is worse than murder and child rape.

>>73159234
*sips you in the jaw*

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>>73159112
inspiring post

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dog died lads

https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/847528686593159169

> this is what the average /pol/tard looks like in a real fight

gona have some lunch and crack on with uni work

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>>73159233
hmm... how about... the post office?

a lot of rorkes out today
though tbf it is the middle of a working day so that's probably it

>>73159270
oh lad come here xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

>>73159251
>>73159250
>rorke tries desperately to understand why people don't agree with him
sad!

>>73159140
>would take 1000 mosques over 1 anime shop
good post

>>73159270
Good. One less dog to cover the streets with shit.

>>73159270

look on the bright side, at least now u can get a cat :3

>>73159270
Are your burying it, or cremation?

>>73159285
Yeah, that would make sense. I'll have to find one first.

the /brit/ shitposting corporation is biased against radical centrists

>>73159233
Reminder that stamp prices went up, so take 65p instead of 64p. You can thank the Brexit mongs for that

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>this rasheed losing his shit over people having opinions and views he doesn't like

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>>73159233
that's legal tender that

>>73159273
>gets the guy on the ground
>kicks him in the head
>punches him in the head like 5 times
>still doesn't knock him out

howling. if you get in a real fight and it goes to the ground this is what you do

https://youtu.be/_qVKGcz0reI?t=35s

>>73159301
>>73159305
fuck off
>>73159306
cremation I suppose
>>73159290
oh lad

bit strange that muslims post here when all they receive is abuse. runtish lot aren't they.
bit like the aussies here.

Is there anything more runty than people who watch videos of fights?

>working class vote against their interests in voting Tory
Why the fuck do they do ghis. Fucking idiots

>>73159364
rorke

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>>73159351
Did he die

ok congratulations to everybody for figuring out that one side is rorke and one side is rasheed. might i remind you that the political spectrum is 3-dimensional and theres plenty of room in the radical center.

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>>73159364
*clicks reply*
*takes 45 seconds to write reply*
*clicks post button*
*smiles at the camera*

rork

>>73159397
Cheers Nick/Tony
we were getting a bit tribalist there

so er i said iwas going to sleep but nobody took notice
just going to repeat myself

>>73159351

> the white guy is more savage than the black

hmm, made me ponder

>>73159423
fuck off

>>73159397
grand scale post, am I right to assume you study in a Russells Group university?

>>73159423
goodnight bucks

>>73159423
*strokes your hair*
night night sweetie

>>73159437
>Russells Group
hehe

>>73159437
they actually named those universities after me. i'm russell.

>>73159449
>>73159436
>>73159456

ni

think we should just gas all the racists

*puts phone on vibrate*

think we should just gas all the 'sheeds

>>73159506
woah
you'll be the first to burn come the day of the ultra-radical centrists

>>73159461
my dog died you senseless half-witted jackal, do NOT NOT laugh at me

>>73159437
It's actually Russells' groups m8

Friend of mine, sex is child inside
Adored by that sex, soaked in wine
The dark world we hide
Paint the child to entice...

Rain, suicide is rain in pain
Suicide is rain in pain
Falling into gutters, they splash their remains

What is night without stars?
What is dark about the heart?
What's in the park, we're not there anyway

Rain, suicide is rain in pain
Suicide is rain in pain
Suicide is rain in pain
Suicide is rain...

I can't be bothered, I can't be bothered, I can't be bothered

hmm, this website seems like a good place to brush up on my debating skills. yes, yes, i think this'll do quite nicely.

>>73159423
night

>>73159525
it's not bad desu
nice to argue with people with fundamentally different values to you

>he doesn't have political views on every extreme of the spectrum thus averaging him to the centre
Howling

>>73159437
>rorkeposting on 4chan on a tuesday afternoon
i doubt it

>>73159554

objectively false

go on, just try to back up ur claim with scientifically sound evidence, i dare you.

i'll wait

>>73159575
>it's tuesday afternoon

Fucking hell where did the time go

want to go back to the halcyon days of runtposting

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just went outside in shorts
was fucking freezing

Girl invited me to dinner lads.

Should I still pay for it?

/brit/ is the only thread on this site worth frequenting tbqh lads

>>73159588
nice is subjective bro
why are aussies so anti-intellectual

is fuath liom fear gorm
tá se uafasach

>>73159631
no

>>73159631
either go halfsies or if she pays for it, say you'll pay for the next evening out.

> paying for dinners out just because you're a bloke
outdated and sexist concept desu

>>73159631
splits

Why are Indians so racist?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-asia-india-39415903

its pew-tin not poo-tin

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>>73159641
clearly someone hasn't seen the mugi general on /c/

Real Reddit hours on here.

>>73159672
Men earn like 70-80% more though

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>>73159630
i think 19 is the hottest we've had this year
i was sweating my bollocks off walking back from uni earlier with my backpack

>>73159684
Mugi services nigger dick.

>>73159712
ah yes this is definitely right

might shave the hair off the hump below the back of my neck, looks too hairy desu

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>>73159712
>believes in the wage gap

>>73159722
canterbury mentioned

>>73159631
you'll get meme answers but lad, yes you should unless she explicitly and clearly insists she pays half

Paying for dinner is a suggestion of desiring sex.
Doesn't necessarily entitle you to it but if a girl pays for your dinner she wants you to eat her muff t b h.

>>73159679
poor education and angry about their lack of economic wellbeing
usual reasons

business idea: start a business and only employ women to save 30% on salaries
guaranteed to work exactly like that

>>73159722
its weird how adaptable humans are to the point of not being able to tolerate normal temperatures somewhere else

>>73159684
she is so soft

if infinity goes outwards what's to stop it go inwards?

>>73159679
if and incident happens between people who are not the same, it is always racist.

>>73159754
don't want a job and want to eat muff where do i sign up

>>73159757
World superpower by 2020

infinity isn't a spectrum its just a definition

>>73159784
Fancy giving my cherry end a little kiss?

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>why yes, i do come on /brit/ for serious discussion

infinity is a state of mind

Conservatism is the new gay

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meant to search for brit in the catalog but mistakenly typed in brot and found this post

>>73153832

what a brilliant display of autism from your friends in the southern hemisphere

poo poo. wee wee. willy bum.

infinity is a big ball of timey wimey stuff

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>>73159833
thought provoking posts

ahh yes it's the monging rorke rasheed paki who babestation php developer 40k a year

just smashed my cup of tea on the kitchen floor
fucking hell

infinity is well defined in complex calculus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMAkegZuEjM

>>73159893
everyone who has ever watched doctor who is a nonce and a redditor

Here's my key philosophy
A freak like me just needs infinity

>>73159833
It's actually a top class acid house track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVJ7KQPoNMM

infinity is a life with no gf

>>73159933
good post

>>73159924
t. nonce redditor for getting the reference

i merely watched it to be ironic

>>73159924
im both of those but never watched doctor who
checkmate

ill me your freak-a-zoid come on and wind me up

autism isn't a spectrum its just a definition

>>73159933
choon

listening to foo fighters

>radical centrist

what could be radical about being too much of a fanny to commit to one side of the fence or the other

wasteman alignment

Rorkeism rots the brain

infinite tea? sounds good to a brit like me! [american laughter]

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really like this place, and i appreciate all of you lads. You're all nice :)

/brit/ is probably the most meta community you can find.

Judaism is cancer

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>tfw he lied

>>73159989
>gif
fuck off

>>73159977
there is no fence

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>>radical centrist
(redditspace)
>what could be radical about being too much of a fanny to commit to one side of the fence or the other
(redditspace)
>wasteman alignment

parkway drive > bring me the horizon

(australia > britain)

>>73160000
laughed and then literally gasped when i saw your numbers
what does this mean

>>73159989
These "domesticated" foxes always seem way too hyperactive and twitchy. Think they've got a way to go yet before they're as good as dogs.

>>73160000
those quads

with those quads

think

woooah

>>73159981
>don't get infinite tea
>kill a bunch of people and start a new nation
Americans

>>73159993
post ironic isn't that funny after the first joke. Thats why /brit/ will never be a 4 star general

the ol' willy is itchy again

>On October 3, 2015, Turley announced that she was seeking $75,000 a month as part of their divorce settlement. According to court documents, Turley, who was already being paid $20,000 a month, needs a higher payment to maintain her quality of living. She claims her finances are down to only $30,000.

>Turley said that Frusciante was worth $14 million and she was entitled to more money saying that together the couple employed a team of personal assistants, and owned three homes and a private music studio.

>A week later Frusciante responded to Turley's demands saying that he refuses to pay her any more money and that she is also seeking $2,600 a month for gifts and expenses for her adult brother. He also said he was done footing the bill for her musical career saying “I don’t know if you can call her recording efforts a hobby or a past-time … but it seems improper to characterize Nicole as a professional musician.”

>On October 19, 2015, a judge ruled in favor of Turley saying Frusciante had to pay his former wife $53,000 a month.

Who is getting married?

>>73160000
Nice digits lad, check mine too? xx

>>73159892
good post.
I like the way it subtlety mocks the faux-intellectual nature of the preceding posts.

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>>73160000
what does it mean... WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAAAANNNNNNNN

>>73160017
>unironically liking screamo

>>73160029
You say that but /eire/ is a 2.5 star general so who the fuck are you to talk.

gf is texting me about her poos again

>>73160000
dooping mental digits there my bro
KEK has truly blessed all of us this fine day hehe :P

>>73160058
it's soothing for a change

>>73160066
>gf
>poos
it's a bloke mate

wow

after having sex with my friend who's a furry yesterday
I woke up today and I had morning wood
I've not had morning wood for a very long time

I think I'll meet up with him again later and have some more gay sex

>accidentally bite lip
>lip gets swollen
>bite lip again because it's swollen and in the way
>gets more swollen
>never ending cycle

>>73160069
haha a fellow KEK fan I see :D

welcome to the fold deplorable

>>73160090
did you poz his neghole

>>73160010
you just sunk my brain battleship

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>parkway drive > bring me the horizon
>(australia > britain)

>>73160101
we took turns

>>73160090
morning wood is about needing to piss while you're asleep not about sex

>>73160090
>I think I'll meet up with him again later and have some more gay sex

bit gay lad

>>73160043
Not me. No one will let me.

>>73160060
/éire/* was literally 4 star until the skype group came back a few weeks ago
fucking weebs. Atleast /brit/ has fuck all anime pedos

just wanna die lads

>>73160096
Do this a lot with the inside of my cheeks (mouth not bum aha you naughty boy)

every qt woman you see in the streets or online has been stuck clutching at the walls, sweating, straining on a toilet pushing out a grotesquely oversized brown monstrosity out of her bum mere centimetres from her fanny
she may have done it just moments before you saw her in fact, the residue wafting within her panties just waiting to rush out the moment she takes them off

>>73160125
I haven't had my first piss of the day yet though
I just had a rather nice stiffy in bed when waking up

>>73160126
nah think you're a bit quick on the trigger with that judgement

MAYA won't load aroooooo

>>73160139
/eire/ was, at the very peak, perhaps 3.5 stars.
It has always been a rather mediocre general and I feel like 3 stars is an appropriate indicator of it.

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gonnae get a burrito for lunch but have a cold sore

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>>73160139
anime is not for pedos

>>73160090
remember to use protection :)

>>73160152
To think that to virgins this is a revelation

Women poo just as much as men

They also do big massive stinky farts

>>73160017
tame impala is the best band to come out of australia
prove me wrong

>>73160177
me too, can't decide between a chicken one and a pork one
opinions?

>>73160179
>pedos
fuck off yank

>>73160144
same
made the mistake of agreeing to do something next week which will keep me away from my room for 4 whole days

>>73160152
ruined my gimmick

>listening to songs made after 1990
*rattles your cage*

>>73160139
>Atleast /brit/ has fuck all anime pedos
urm, no sweetie :)

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>>73160152
fucking love you bruce

>>73160195
bit of both

>>73160192
Can't name a single other Australian band desu

Except the ones that did that do do dododod dodododododo I come from the land down undeeer song

Can't name them either

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rendering a scene

>>73160235
ummm thats NOT allowed?!??!

>>73160224
>not listening to 90's trip hop
what did he mean by this?

>>73160224
*realises that despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage*

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Time to push my Wednesday date to Thursday to make room for this one ahaha

>>73160236
ac/dc is the first one that comes to mind

>>73160236
>Can't name them either
unemployed women

>>73160227
need more sweetie posting

>>73160270
dont care ed

>>73160236
Men at work is the name

Pendulum are also from aussieland, made some great year 9 bluetooth choons

>>73160000
this has been the worst year of my life

>>73160270
few sandwiches short of a picnic are anna

JF-free time on /brit/ soon. Looking forward to Leafs and Aussies fucking off.

>>73160236
hilltop hoods?

>>73160236
colin hay is american

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>drinks date

>>73160268
quality post

>>73160308
one aussie is ok but yeh the rest are shit-tier posters.

>>73160195
i get chicken most times

>>73160312
hes scottish

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opinions on this film

>>73160315
Where do you bring your girls then Daveo?

>>73160270
does she literally have special needs

>>73160308
i much rather prefer them lads than rorke posters

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>>73160297

rediscovering australia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

>>73160312
wrong you fucking moron kill yourself

the presets had some dance hits
empire of the sun
flume
powderfinger
silverchair
midnight oil

>>73160338
She's got special needs alright

Special dick needs

>>73160336
sex dungeon

top Australian bangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lofgud4wLLo

>>73160358
got tickets to a midnight oil concert later this year

>>73160358
>powderfinger
more like powerfinger when i finger your mum haha x

>>73160308
Canadians are literally British though????

Lads gonna buy a bottle of Laphroaig

Islay 10 year single malt or Select? which one is better

>>73160331
dislike gleeson's kid

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>Me after pulling a former professional hot chick from thai tv earlier today

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bisha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wycjnCCgUes

class

>>73160192
jason donovan and kylie minogue did a decent choon

>>73160370
harris visited my primary school once
jake the peg > tie me kangaroo down sport btw

Putting a few cups of water in the microwave. Anyone else want tea?

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>>Me after pulling a former professional hot chick from thai tv earlier today

what do you blokes think of this runt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wKzyIN1yk

>>73160410
did you get nonced?

*investigates the straw further with my snout*
gromph...*sniff sniff*...
*squeaks happily as I find a partially soggy wotsit hiding under my bed rags*

>>73160403
what is this boring numale shit

>>73160308
>he didn't mention algerians :3

>>73160412
Only drink tea that has been roasted over a fire in steel.

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>>73160410
>harris visited my primary school once


>>73160403
one of TI's two good songs

>>73160416
crap

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>drinks date

dont reply to it lads

>>73160432
it's very nu male uni lass tier band

Why do white women love black men so much? I'm gay and think they look awful.

>>73160416
great voice, looks like a twat

guilty pleasure top 40 shite

>>73160424
no
he seemed like a nice bloke, showed us how to use the wobble board

So what I'm gonna do right, I'm gonna
>>73160585
yeah what's up lad

>>73160451
what's the other one la

>>73160470
they don't, stop reading /pol/

>>73160470
no one cares that you're gay.

>>73160459
where you taking your date then la- oh.. *sniggers* oh aha *snorts* oh sorry mate thought you were someone else

about to do a wicked post lad
do NOT check the catalogue

I'm gonna like, just wait for it
>>73160585
What I'm gonna do is

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>>73160470
they don't its just confirmation bias from redpillers

*steps on the pedal I nicked from my mum's sewing machine*
*two rooms away in the kitchen you hear the microwave roar into life and begin revving loudly as I play with the pedal*
*winks at you*
cuppa?

>>73160483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2lzmpEs29M

Legit if I boil up some water and make Pine Needle Tea does anyone want pictures.

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fuck off jfs

>>73160533
nah we're alright Ray Mears

>>73160535
a few of these are me

>>73160460
No worries m8. Just wanted to mention the pull of a chick who's been on tv. It was quite epic. Can't post pics and don't have time for a field report. We'll catch up tonight (Bangkok time).x

>>73160535
t. paki

>>73160518
fantastic post

>>73160533
legit dont care

>>73160516
funny that the lowest men's response rate is higher than the highest women's response rate

>>73160529
also decent:
New Person, Same Old Mistakes
Love/Paranoia

reminder than you can filter by name and flag lads. its very easy.

>>73160543
>>73160562
alright I'll be back in 10 minutes don't post anything too spicy without me

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In brum lads

>>73160377
>>73160377
nobody can help me with my very important question?

>>73160578
my condolences

What I'm gonna do is reply to myself
(the fellow below here)
THREE TIMES IN ADVANCE
YES IT'S TRIPLE OR NOTHING
Yes hello there Mr
>>73160585

God I can get this right, wish me luck lads

>>73160535
'rke

>>73160580
really have no idea what you even meant by it

>>73160568
his entire second album is great

>>73160486
tbf i see loads of white women with their ugly black kids where i live
see more of them than actual black people

lol

>>73160580
spirits are shit until you're 80 years old and all your tasebuds have been eroded away

buy tesco's cheapest vodka and have done with it

>>73160578
read this in an indian shopkeeper's accent

>>73160516
>black men respond most to asian women

strange

tame impala seems like a massive beatles rip off

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>>73160587
everyone get a good look at this fucking mong

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>they don't, stop reading /pol/

>>73160636
NEED to pull her dress up and fuck her there and then

>>73160470
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

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>>73160578
theory: the building collects radio waves from the stratosphere and then amplifies them towards shoppers which subconsciously makes them want to buy more things

>>73160636
christ I would love to suck a pint of milk out a fat pair of knockers

>>73160610
tastebuds grow back

>>73160377
the whisky drinkers only post at night like the other day

>>73160604
never gotten around to listening to much of their stuff, just this album and a couple others from here and there
got them saved on spotify and everything might do a cheeky listen

>>73160660
*turns to my pet bird and whispers*
no they don't...

>>73160340
Yes, and we all prefer you pakis to fuck off to currychan

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>women don't know what they want nor what's best for them

>>73160600
i want to buy a bottle of laphroaig scotch

at tesco they have two bottles, one called islay single malt and one called select

dunno which one to go for surely someone in here is a scotch drinker

>>73160679
'ke

Think I've been chatting up a tranny lads.
Don't I look like a right muppet haha

>>73160693
im a teetotaller
sorry mate

>>73160470
Ah yes the gay brit conservative with borderline racist views. Why do all brit homosexual I meet seem to have dopted this persona lol
I am howling

>>73160486
I see all the time in the streets, Black man white woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNOllWX-2aE

hate that reddit canadian

if he actually comes back with his fucking pine needle tea NOBODY give him any (You)s

in fact never giving him (You)s would be a good plan for you all to follow

Don't engage it

>>73160693
sorry mate, hung the ol' dora up years ago and swore I'd never go back

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>drinks date

>>73160701
shag them anyway

>>73160697
'ki

>>73160673
they only last for two weeks

>>73160708
Because letting in shitskins makes life harder for us gays

>>73160664
drat and blast it, i want to go an buy it now :(

>>73160654
>try praying
has anyone in the history of mankind ever received an answer to their prayers? in any way that can be directly linked to their prayer?
some people are fucking stupid 2bh. pretty sure the bad guy in farcry 4 or something said something interesting about insane people doing the same thing over and over again expecting something different to happen. utter lunacy.

>>73160726
>Published on Mar 31, 2017

absolute FUCKING IDIOTS

>>73160708
*replies to him*

mussies and wogs don't like gay people

>>73160740
dont reply to it

>>73160727
screenshotting this and posting it next time he's here x

don't talk about my friends behind their back.

*honk honk*
move out of the way, im gonna be late for work and noseberg says im on my last warning or hell dock my pay

>>73160580

Have only tried teachers scotch whisky and it was disgusting

>>73160726
>that couple
>that dark kid

he got cucked

>>73160730
don't see how it's fedora, just want to try a supposedly "good" scotch and see what the fuss is about. and if i'm paying 30 squid for a fuckin bottle i want the better one

need to clarify i meant "currents" because i didn't think he had done anything before lonerism.
ive only heard a few songs from lonerism

*squints into my microscope*
hmm
*adjusts the focus*
*switches to the 100x objective*
aha.... now at last we have determined the physical attributes of the organisms responsible for posts replying to namecunts....
*delicately eyedrops ethanol onto the slide and watches the cells dissolve*

>>73160765
>*replies to him*
dont do this

When I eat spicey food I get the farts, is this normal?

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>>try praying
>has anyone in the history of mankind ever received an answer to their prayers? in any way that can be directly linked to their prayer?
some people are fucking stupid 2bh. pretty sure the bad guy in farcry 4 or something said something interesting about insane people doing the same thing over and over again expecting something different to happen. utter lunacy.

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>>73160583
>>73160613
>>73160654
Fucks sake been in brum 2 minutes and saw this

>>73160802
yes

>>73160769
screencapping or screengrabbing

>>73160798
Outstanding post of the highest quality

>>73160693
just look at the reviews online and pick the one that suits you

you admit you've got no scotch experience so you won't be able to tell the difference; it'll be awful either way.

they gave us an exam at the call centre today lads

>>73160826
christ

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>>73160826

>>73160814
next time you get triggered, calm down a bit first before trying to hat-someone. probably wont fuck up so hard.

>>73160831
autism or autism