/brit/

Reminder that Wang Hao came second in 3 consecutive olympics.

The Medieval Latin "Auctorizare" came into Medieval English as "Authorize", and was the sole spelling of the word until sometime in the 1800s. In fact, the Oxford English dictionary is still true to the original spelling. But for some strange reason the invented "Authorise" is the more popular form in the UK.

It's a hypercorrection as a resistance to Americanisms, although Authorize isn't an Americanism at all.

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Smile!

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Huwitey BTFO

>>73154235
lain is cute

>authorize
fuck off yank

>other post
up till 9pm sailor, thats an order

>>73154222
no one fucking cares reddit

worst thread of all time

>>73154240
what does huwite mean?

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Want her to sit on bollocks

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Agree with this completely and unironically

>>73154222
Why would I care how some gay Latin bitch spells it lol

>>73154265
could have him flat on the ground in seconds

Back from my run. Someone shower gel my back?

>>73154284
*shower gels your back*

>>73154266
It's a jared taylor reference

>>73154273
Ah yes, the /tv/ contrarian.

>>73154273
Star Snores is boring

>>73154266
Think it's their way of demeaning white people.

They also use WeWusCaves in response to WeWuzKangz because in the story of Yakkub (the creator of huwites), black people exiled all white people to caves in what is now known as Europe

>>73154284
*showers your face with cum*

>>73154335
why do you know this, nigger

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If one oversteps the bounds of moderation, the greatest pleasures cease to please.

Cumeatingcuckolds > blacked

>>73154344
> he doesn't spend half his time between afrocentrist blogs and the other half on /pol/

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>>73154344
It fascinates me and it's funny to see how much they hate white people

haha poo lads haha willies wew

sylphid = supernatural air being

misprise = mistake

celibataire = celibate bachelor

hucklebacked = round shouldered

zouch = rude man

dictionatical = word recognised by dictionary

yaksnag = thick oak branch

dubitancy = doubt

curglaff = shock felt when plunging into cold water

scorse = barter

pree = to taste

spousayles = wedding

valitudinary = subject to sickness

selcouth = uncommon

kingsevil = lymph node swelling

accoucheur = male midwife

hingkponk = imposter

philomathic = having a love of letters

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>>73154354
quit being a nonce

>>73154354
Wrong.

Extremes will give you the ultimate pleasure.

But moderation will give you the comfort of safety.

>>73154266
I think it's mocking the way certain people say the "wh" sound

>>73154378
knew all of these and invented 2 (curglaff and yaksnag)

Never cared much for the Star Wars movies
The games, however, were a massive part of my childhood
>Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight
>Shadows of the Empire
>Pod Racer

>>73154430
And what would you like me to do with this information?

>>73154459
stick it up your yeah

why do yanks pronounce putin as pootin

having corned beef on crackers for breakfast

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terrible edition

are they still posting transers or is janny back?

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>>73154475
>pootin

>>73154472
Oh look, it's pound shop Bruce sticking up for his mate

Fuck off you irrelevant wet wipe

>>73154480
those trannys yesterday were disgusting
truly freaks of nature

>>73154475
it's a shame you're both morons and pronounce it incorrectly

>>73154495
didnt read what the post replied to just quoting limp bizkit lol :p

>>73154495
Hey, you can't bully NZ, only we can bully NZ.

>>73154498
Glass houses

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>>73154498
uhhhh excuse me?

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>>73154498

>>73154516
im alri looking desu

>>73154522
they should be hearded into a remote community like lepers were in days gone by

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>>73154394
Perhaps specifically the former Grand Wizard of the KKK, David Duke, who has a pronounced Oklahoma/north Texas accent where they put Hs in front of Ws.

Hwite instead of White. Hwere instead of Where. Hwitness instead of Witness.

He's probably the most well known leader the KKK ever had (because he constantly trolled the media).

>>73154222
>>73154542
want to know how I know you browse reddit?

>>73154530
cannae see them anyway because im phoneposting :)

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/04/15/pretty-soldiers-this-is-what-conscription-looks-like-for-thailands-trans-women/

>>73154560
Because I browse Reddit.

> one runt spamming shitty black people phone screenshots
> another spamming tranny shite
I'm out

>>73154623
>>73154607
>>73154648
be warned lads, these are blokes

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I-I'll come back later...

>>73154667
How are they blokes? Blokes don't have boobs and long blonde hair.

name one thing wrong one guy having all the power

>>73154643
>he thinks anons on /brit/ actually care about him

lel

>>73154667
Yeah alright they may not be the prettiest but that's bang out of order mate

very depressed lads

>>73154701
That one guy isn't me.

If that one guy is me, then there's no problem.

>>73154727
have you tried being urself

Fucking hell this lad doesn't stop

>>73154727
watch some asmr

Cant imagine how shit owning a dog is

Inb4 sheed

How can ypu voluntarily like some animal that feigns love for treats and requires you to pick up its shit

Some animal that automatically makes you antisocial as it tries to bite off the face of strangers

>>73154732
we need someone to lead us
we need someone to follow

>>73154204
Very Haram edition

>>73154748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2KzZQaXLN4

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>Priyanka Chopra named world's second most beautiful woman

yas girl

>>73154817
who won?

>>73154769
what weak runtoid minds think

>>73154812
>that little austria hungary flag
CUTE

>hobbies include spamming tanny porn when the janny is away

ah yes, the absolute state.

need a shit

>>73154841
those whom realise that INGSOC is what we need

prefer tranny porn spam to waifu spamming like caraXD emilyXD le scar faceXD

lost my watch at a party on saturday. I turned round to see some guy stamping on it while harassing some bird. cant let that happen, not on my watch

>Some anon is spamming shemale porn

Eh at least it's not scat

>>73154943
its not even annoying. it isn't disrupting the thread and you can tell which ones they are so im not entirely sure what he's trying to achieve. most people just seem to be ignoring them.

would be nice for him to skip to the part where he realises no one actually cares that much so he stops and everyone forgets about his gimmick immediately.

What's your wpm?

>>73155073
(yours + 10)

>>73155073
probably like 10 wpm. I type with two fingers

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>>73155073
>not Thailad song

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would you shag marissa?

>>73154217
Deep af

>>73155160
dumb weeb

>recruiters trying to add me again on LinkedIn

yeah mate definitely want to leave my job for a £20k p/a mortgage call centre job in barnsley


fuck off

recruiters are the biggest runts

>>73155179
That would be "Nii"

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The local police chief.

How will console fags ever recover?
https://youtu.be/ev6wEdYYGPc

>>73155189
what the fuck am i reading

>>73155186
le humblebrag man

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>get pissed
>can suddenly remember everything from GCSE French
>start speaking somewhat fluently (albeit limited) to this qt french girl on holiday
>meeting up with her when she comes to london

I am unlocking the secrets of the mind through cans

Waiting for parcel but need a poo

>>73155250
try emulating donkey kong 64 now

i actually have great respect for justin bieber

have you seen those gay fucking dance moves his record label makes him do on stage? I don't blame him for constantly acting like a cunt

>>73155272
>n64
lmao m8
https://youtu.be/CSu8OmR6hRA

>>73155261
I've done tea for builders stronger than your banter

>>73155255
I'm pretty sure that's le IRA man, and some Brit MP drone just went "that's nice" like he does to literally everything because he wants to satisfy as many idiots as possible.

I want to kill myself

had some really strong sleep paralysis last night

felt wide awake yet couldn't move or speak or barely breathe

got dragged out of my bed and halfway across the floor before i woke up properly in my bed

>>73155307
I want to kill you too

>4th time the NHS has sent 20 scraps of paper to my house for the 'NHS patient survey'

great use of resources

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rate don't hate

>>73155313
I want you to kill him too

>>73155309
Did your bollocks hit the floor hard?

>>73155290
yeah that's what I thought. 5th gen console emulation in general sucks. interesting how newer game consoles are easier to emulate though

>>73155314
they use that survey to improve patient care and services

listening to frou frou (guilty pleasure)

>>73155354
just buy better beds and hire more staff its not hard ffs

>>73154701
no one man should have all this power

watching autistic meltdowns on youtube. very funny

>>73155406
link

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>>73155406

>>73155353
Honestly most games on N64 I've played are perfect anyway. You can't pick out one example and say.. "oh no it's shit!" Super mario 64, Golden eye, star fox, mario kart etc. etc. are flawless.

i'm listening to american pop rock for girls

To "people" who smoke; how do your lungs feel?

It's got to feel constantly horrible. Like always having a stuffy and irritated nose.

All women care about is their social media presence and money.

>>73155382
think you're being intentionally simplistic and obstinate so i wont be engaging with you any further.

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>>73155320
git gud

>>73155434
did you meet el katoey?

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>ywn be a below-the-radar billionaire
>ywn devise a business plan to invest in the African economy and bring about a new age of prosperity, breaking the poverty trap and becoming like a God to them, all the while earning a monstrous ROI

bookmarked this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8wmTIfJ5x8

tune

>>73155458
I print them all off

>>73155429
they aren't literally flawless. all of those games have minor problems that will probably never be solved

>>73155450
africa is not profitable

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>>73155443
Teach me senpai

>>73155446
Who, her? Nah. Probably not going to now

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>>73155429
>Golden eye

>>73155464
same. i read the ones at night i missed on the commute to work every morning

>>73155458
I always bookmark /brit/ threads before I leave the house. Save them for when I get back home and read them. Never miss a thread.

>>73155429
superman 64 was hot wank on a plank

on a ragga tip

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Might be having sex tomorrow, so can't wank today or tomorrow just in case

>>73155476
As close to flawless as you can reasonably expect. You're a massive autist if one bugged frame on a single sprite 30 levels into a game ruins the experience for you.
>>73155484
seen
>>73155488
my nigga
>>73155524
we're talking about emulation specifically, Bruce.

> hot wank on a plate
Why do Australian talk like retards?

>>73155537
that makes 0 sense

>peter hitches actively wants to see the return of customary units in the United Kingdom

howling. yank tier behaviour.

>>73155537
wouldn't want to last more than 2 minutes now would we?

>>73155556
Need to build it up mate

Full tank of gas in the Xr3i, half a pack of Benny Hedge Hogs, Vicks nose blaster, Hat, Whistle, gear, check! let's go! lmao

>>73155570
>customary units
?
do you mean Imperial units?

we should return to the first version of the weights and measures act

>>73155570
That'll be 6 shillings for a farthing, 8 farthings for a penny, and 12 pennies for a Pound my jolly good sir!

I believe it was 1960s the UK stopped using arcane medieval units for currency.

>>73155537
even if i dont wank for a week before sex i still struggle to get hard and dont usually cum

>>73155537
i do the same a couple of days before i know im going out partying. gotta mitigate the effects of my death grip syndrome somehow. utterly pointless though as women are apparently repulsed by me LOL might as well kill myself haha

>>73155596
>The continued use of customary measures is no barrier to scientific or technical advance. Indeed, Victorian Britain and the 20th century USA, hitherto the world’s most successful scientific, industrial and economic powers, both used customary measurements at the height of their success.

he calls them that himself

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bring back the cartwheel

>>73155538
there is still a large chunk of the library that is unplayable on emulators

>>73155651
yes that is surely why both of those were superpowers. the measurements.

Lizard: me
Snake: life problem

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491295882544.webm

>>73155429
goldeneye was good in 1997 but now? gets a free pass for nostalgia but plays fairly appallingly now

bring back the groat i say

>Britain's metric and imperial units of length and volume are now all ultimately derived from measurements of the speed of light in a vacuum.
ahh yeahhhhh science

shower time. back in approx 20 mins. maybe more as i need a poo first :)

doing a poo now

>>73155659
Making pennies this size again would be banterous.
>>73155666
by the same token, those same games are probably difficult to track down to purchase. I personally don't give a shit about the obscure ones I never played before anyway.
>>73155700
Yeah, it's amazing how good it used to be to how shit it is by today's standards. Again we're talking about emulation. Not the quality of the game itself.

>>73155297
It's not IRA, he's a Serb.

>tfw better general knowledge than a fucking MP

>>73155297
>>73155743
it's ratko mladic bosnian serbi war criminal

>The metric system is a feature of Utopian totalitarian regimes, such as the two which ran death camps in the 20th century, Stalin’s Communist and class-prejudiced USSR and Hitler’s National Socialist and racialist Third Reich. Of course it’s more complicated than that. It always is. But the metric system was introduced into the world in 1799, by the Directory, the last gasp of the blood-bespattered Jacobin revolution before it became a more straightforward and less ideological dictatorship under Bonaparte.

this is what traditionalists actually believe

bring back the stocks, the penny farthing, the rack, the old shilling, pounds, ounces, and the bubonic plague

forgot to brush my teeth last night (I didn't forget)

>>73155189
stewart lee has really let himself go

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bring back the danelaw and the danegeld

business idea: get really fat then have sportswear companies sponsor me to lose it again

lost my virginity yesterday

now there's no reason for me to continue living

happy birthday nato

gf still won't talk to me haha
guess we're over

Feel the same about going to bed early as I would about dying prematurely
Dont wanna go!
But i have to :'(

>>73155740
n64 is harder to emulate than ps3 or switch

dumb nonce

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> There were 12 pence in a shilling and 20 shillings, or 240 pence, in a pound. The penny was subdivided into 4 farthings until 31 December 1960, when they ceased to be legal tender in the UK, and until 31 July 1969 there were also halfpennies ("ha'pennies") in circulation.
Sterling was decimalised in 1965. One of the last major currencies to do so.

Nigeria kept the pre-demical system until 1975, when they replaced it with their own currency.

>>73155891
thanks mate

>>73155921
Literally a superior system.

>>73155921
That is really confusing.

best UK country: england
best US state: massachusetts
best AU state: victoria
best CA province: ontario

prove me wrong

>>73155931
I'm tight this month, not going to make the 2%, sorry.

>>73155953
MELBUN

it's april already where's the sunshine at?

>>73155976
Here it is mate
*dropkicks you in the solar plexus*

>>73155901
If you say so. The fact stands Project64 did a fantastic job of almost all the top titles which are fully playable and [almost] flawless.

>>73155921
what are the equivalences based on, weight?

>>73155976
Nice outside desu

>>73155954
ahh right no worries lad
captcha: tigre tigre

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>>73155976
All here, haha

I'm going to absolutely fuck up the next cunt who posts, I'm fucking revving

Alri? :)

>>73155921
perfectly cromulent system

>>73156018
haha putain

gibe job

>>73156046
RIGHT

I'M GONNA RIP YA KIWENIS OFF

>>73155994
hello sunshine :)

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gonna be a cold one

>>73155945
>>73155947
The British public are divided!
>>73156007
I assume.

>>73155854
kd lang has really let himself go

>>73155998
fuck you

>>73156137
I don't know why you're so emotionally invested in this conversation.

reckon thairunt has fucked a lady boy?

may be getting the black lung

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/islamophobic-read-news-more-racist-study-muslim-terrorism-radical-isis-plos-one-new-zealanders-a7663861.html

thoughts?

>>73156007
a penny was originally one ounce of copper, all copper coins were equivalent
coins larger than 1d were originally silver, but as the penny (and the other coppers) shrunk, eventually some of them became copper, or debased silver
all coins were made of base metals about the time wwii started

>>73156173
>people informed on world events know muslims are shit

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>>73156173
>People who are aware of what's going on in the world may realise Islam is causing problems all over the planet.

>>73156167
probably the reason why he went mate

>>73156173
>people who read about msulims attacks are more likely to hate muslims
really fires up the neurons

>>73156226
Best GTA

>>73156226
ooga booga

>>73156173
Ban assault news.

>>73156069
>>73156068
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are grey

>>73156226
CJ you busta

>>73156236
That's IV

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>>73156226
*loads for 3 hours*

the best GTA is objectively 5

why? because all GTA games are effectively iterations of the same thing, the newest iteration will always be the best as it uses the "latest" technology.

>>73156173
rasheed: the biased news is islamaphobic
rorke: the based news is telling it like it is
centrist: this is the availability bias in action

>>73156276
>>73156280
The physics engine is shit, everything is sluggish.

The best GTA was #2

best gta is simpsons hit and run

>>73156226
Played a bit of this recently, it controls like utter shit and looks even worse than I remember, still have great memories playing this kino.

saints row>gta

gta is for pakis

post credible news sources lads:
>reuters
>bbc
>cnn
literally it

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Left, Right, L1, L2, R1, R2, Up, Down, Left, Right

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>The physics engine is shit, everything is sluggish.

>>73156173
Censor the news

got a sore throat even though its warm outside

>>73156331
alri reddit

>>73156357
nahnahnah you forgot the guardian

>>73156389
From sucking so much cock.

You're a gay twat.

The best comedy the BBC has done in the past decade

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b045cn0s

>>73156403
nah guardian has a liberal bias

>>73156360
Are you implying I'm 1 inch tall?

>>73156357
good lad

>>73156403
bad lad
i love you

>>73156173
Fucking racist

australia literally has no savoury cuisine of its own

we just take british, american and italian cuisine and put an australian spin on it.

it's worse considering american cuisine is just a derivative of other cuisines too

>>73156357
> Washington Post
> Wall Street Journal
> The Guardian
> Salon
> Jezebel
> Tumblr
> /r/Trollxchromosomes

>BBC
>big black cock

how in the fuck did they get away with this

>>73156420
this is just plain bullshit

>>73154204
ah, christianity,
miss my good ol' days in the sunday school
i was the smartest kid in my class

>>73156419
>This programme is not currently available on BBC iPlayer


Ah yes, glad I passed my licence exam for this.

>>73156357
reuters is the best one

>>73156302
radical centrist: I've never learned to read

>>73156452
where are you from?

>>73156454
you on your provisional? just get someone licensed to watch it with you

>>73156463
radical centrists are the most intelligent

>>73156477
That's why we know literacy is a spook.

>cum so hard my bellend explodes

listening to blues

>>73156484
how did you post this...

>>73156446
All cuisine is something with 'a spin on it' you stupid cunt

Spaghetti is just a spin on flour and water
Meat pies are just a spin on meat and bread
Salmon cococtte is just a spin on every fish dish ever

etc

>>73156474
reddit

>>73156503
Dragon it's a speech recognition tool

>>73156503
Dictating machines you NUMBSKULL

>>73156526
country wise

>>73156526
exceptional post

>>73156446
there are aussie restaraunts here that serve shark, crocodile, kangaroo, emu etc

>>73156567
no one eats those meats on a regular basis here

>>73156531
>>73156533
how are you reading the thread

new brother nathanael lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cQzbfFittA

>>73156597
why does he look overwhelmingly jewish?

>>73156534
The BBC's reporting of news really lets the whole corporation down.

>>73156611
he is a jew

>>73156592
Text to speech you biscuit

if you think about it, the earth is essentially just a massive runt factory

>>73156449
because before the yank poked his ugly head out nobody thought in such disgusting terms

>>73156632
am i a nice biscuit

>>73156611
He's a convert.

ah, now i cant even recite neither lords prayer nor apostles creed

can you do that /brit/?

sorry about what i wrote in the comment box just now god i do truly believe in you

>>73156648
you're a digestive

>>73156646
mate bbc has stood for big black cock since the late 17th century

>>73156648
Ginger Nut

>>73156699
choccy at least? not horrible plain

why are biscuits called digestives in the UGay?

made a new vid lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnsbBI1G7GM

>>73156737
you think all biscuits are called digestives? moron

>>73156655
No, but I have Al-Fatiha seered on in my brain.

Al-Fatiha is the prayer you recite whenever you preform Salaht (Islamic prayer).

I remember bits of the Lord's prayer from movies: hallowed be thy name, the kingdom come, forgive us. Prayers in general are the same thing; grovelling to a higher power. Sort of like metaphysical brown nosing.

>>73156737
thought they were antacids

business idea : pre owned vomit

Reminder that brits are irish not the other way around

>>73156738
Thought it was Sam Hyde at first glance

>>73156797
FOR

new

>>73156835
>>73156835
>>73156835
>>73156835
>>73156835

>>73156797
Hmm you seem to be religious
A good thing