/brit/

awful edition

is the unpaid one up at this hour? he shan't be pleased if so

anime

>>73152091
why's that bruce

>>73152091
Gay twat

just finished Mass Effect 1
playing ME2 since I've never played it before
its really good, much better than 1

>>73152058
Fat as fuck...

>>73152124
3rd is meh, but still enjoyable
Andromeda >>>/trash/

>Tesla is worth more than Ford now
woah

>>73152149
really electrocutes my fossil fuels

>>73152124
The first two ME games are goat, the third is good but not as good. Not playing the new one.

>>73152149
>tesla would cost more than a Porsche here
Sad reality of the 3rd world

listening to some Billy Idol
he really is the ultimate Aryan specimen

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>>73151992
Not entirely true. There's a list on Wikipedia of places and periods in history slavery and bondage have been banned. There are a few emperors and kings in the orient and in the west who had banned slavery for various centuries (though pre-modern societies often returned to it).

Britain simply banned slavery before most modern countries, and more notably and heroicly abolished it throughout the globe.

The last country to ban slavery was the Arab Republic of Mauritania in 1994; slavery is still widely practiced there, but it's technically illegal.

There are also various forms of slavery throughout the third world (especially Africa and India), but it's technically illegal in every country today (according to governments).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abolition_of_slavery_timeline

>>73152191
Britain was the first relevant country to ban slavery

>>73152177
Eyes without a face is his best music

Thailad should be shot.

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>>73152170
it is expensive but I like them
been seeing them on the streets and they look really slick

I like electric cars in general not because I care about the environment but because it opens up a whole new arena for car design without the need for a bulky combustion engine.

I mean Cars have more or less had the same basic "shape" for almost a century now

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>blacks your path

>>73152203
That's probably right. Off the top of my head, every major country in the early 1800s had slavery of serfdom that was basically slavery; France, Spain, the Ottomans, the Mughals, Russia, China. Britain is the first modern superpower to ban slavery, and frankly is the reason we don't still have slavery today.

People owning other people as property. Wild!

>>73152058
Thick

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my property tried to run away again today
might have to cut their big toes off

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need a qt gf to cuddle

*beckons you to lean in*
ᵍᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᶦᶰᵏˢ

There are only 23 million people in Australia

>>73152301
me no rikey!

Brits bum eachother

top o' the mornin' to ye lads

>>73152331
Have you never had your shit pushed in?

>>73152305
all me

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>>73152301
I would, but I wouldn't want to upset Anzu

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>>73152305
> my province has the same population as Scotland
And I barely consider my province civilised.

>>73152363
there are more Scots in Canada than in Scotland

The Jews are a wonderful people! Each and every last one of them deserve a gold star

>>73152363
you're right, it isn't

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*the apparition of the Confederacy floats about continuing to haunt /brit/ with no rest, and no end, regardless of the logical answers they have given thus far*

But Britain! Britain!

*he echoes loudly into the thread*

Yyyyou were the most powerful nation during the 19th century and yet you cared so much for one little humanitarian issue! NNnno nation could harm you! Yyyyyet you would foolishly decide to willingly sacrifice it all for subhuman monkeys!?

*you the see the apparition is getting furious*

Need a gt qf

>>73152331
it's just high quality banter when we do it though desu

>living west of quebec

>>73152381
Shabbat Shalom mayn fraynd

>>73152305
And they say they're full...

>>73152375
A factoid I remember very well from my days as a youngling injecting trivia straight to the noggin' is that there are more people of Irish descent in Massachusetts than there are people in Ireland.

>not living in quebec

>>73152421
Delete this post mate, we're bursting at the seams and if one fat shit yank steps here we'll sink

>>73152425
>ah yes I'm L'shawn O'reilly, 1/25th Irish my nigga fo sho

since I've become an adult I've grown to appreciate cars more and more
honestly the thought of swelling my old Volkswagen makes me really depressed

*sneaks into your house and does a poo in your toilet*

is it really that surprising that some ethnic groups have more descendants than "pures"

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>Sprawl Madness: Two Houses Share Backyard, Separated by 7 Miles of Roads

>>73152490
*scoops it up and throws it at you*

having a coffee

head hurts

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>suddenly realising just how bad my gyno is
I've been walking around shirtless for so long without realising how disgusting i look. jesus christ i want to die.

I thought it looked like pecs, like I was muscular or something

>>73152509
Just don't use a car and jump the fence then haha

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literally, unironically me

>>73152509
In London?

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>>73152533

I've gotta admit, sometimes I wish I were an attractive girl, then I look in the mirror and realise I could never in a million years pull it off.

This is only when I'm horny and depressed at the same time. The rest of the time I love being a man and would never want to be a dumb slut.

>>73152544
Ohio

>>73152469

Lots of genuine Irish too my gran aunts lived there for the past 65 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8

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this is it lads, i can't take it anymore, i'm caving in and actually killing myself, i'm amazed i managed to hold out as long as i did

writing the note and getting drunk now

goodbye

>>73152533
>Male breast tissue swells due to reduced male hormones (testosterone) or increased female hormones (estrogen). Causes include puberty, aging, medications, and health conditions that affect hormones.

Haha nigga you gay

>>73152533
There ain't no life like the gyno life 'cause the gyno life don't stop.

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>>73152563
>Ohio

how can i make a million pounds lads? could really do with it.

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>>73152058

>>73152572
don't do it youll die

>>73152572
Haha cya

Wish that lad would start posting latex pics desu

>>73152563
That explain the lack of urban planning

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TAKE A LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND
SHE'S THE ONLY ONE I GOT

>>73152580
rob a million banks out of 1 pound.

>>73152580
Do Makbung every day.

irl greeting idea: "what's gay?"

>>73152605
Cute, i`d bang hard

>>73152580
rob 500,000 banks out of 2 pounds

>73152611
Terrible
Kys

>>73152605
I can tell the type of person you are if those lyrics remind you of a Gymclass Heroes song or a Super Tramp song.

gayvid grey the bent pianist

>>73152572
Don't drink anon. It's your last day, be in the moment.

>>73152580

Lottery

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>>73152611
you lol

>>73152645
>>73152640
>>73152641
>>73152644
>>73152638
>>73152624
>>73152623
>>73152622
>>73152619
stfu

>>73152595
There are Canadians in this thread, watch out.

>>73152641
He's going to meet Jesus. It's only right he partaketh of the final communion.

slept great last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hWfd6E_lAI

>>73152651
all me

>>73152660
barking

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>>73152655
Raaawr!

>>73152545
>>73152573
>>73152575
The one thing I thought I had, my fitness and nice body I realise I don't.

REALLY feel like killing myself

>>73152651
Fuck you kiwi

We need to DESTROY the white race

>>73152572
please dont top yourself

>>73152684
you neither

dabbing is brilliant because you can just do it inside and nobody will ever know and it also gets you baked really fast

>>73152659

Me too I usually wake at like 4am but didn't this time

>>73152696
don't EVER tell me what to do

*kills self*

>>73152684
My brother had surgery to get rid of his Gyno.

I still have it, and I plan to have surgery one day too.

It's not an incurable condition.

>>73152693
We NEED to destroy the white race.
See the difference? Much more dramatic.

*enters /brit/*
alri lads whats gay??
*dabs*
*pisses and shits myself*

>>73152726
sounds more desperate really
and brown people can only destroy themselves

We NEED to DESTROY the white race!!!

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>>73152730
enjoyed this post, going to give it two (You)s

>>73152719
I've always hated the idea of cosmetic sugery. I've always thought it's better to accept yourself rather than change yourself

but still I just wish I'd never have to deal with this shit in the first place

#destroywhitebollocks

going make te

>>73152730
here's your second (You) friend

>>73152735
Desperation is the essence of drama.

Shoah for the race NOW

>>73152769
>>73152752
thanks ever so much

>>73152765
yummers! whats on the menu

We NEED to DESTROY the FRENCH race!

>>73152753
if i could afford it i'd have my teeth, jaw and nose done. don't care if it's a bit plastic and fake, it'd just be worth it to be attractive.

>>73152784
water pg tip milk

>>73152794
yumbles! what are you dipping in it

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*he sees /brit/ is ignoring him, ignoring the past which they have created and should feel guilty for*

Wwwwhy do you ignore me, Britain? Hhhave y'all truly become so blind with your ancient hubris that y'all would willingly forget your old friendssss? Wwwe adored the British Empire for its successessss and even failuresss...

Yyyet you would choose your past and future enemy, the brrrute USA, to live and rule over you alllll...

Rrrather than forgetting about ssslavery and conquering the world for yoursssselves for a betterrr world.

*he stops suddenly and says*

Aaadmit you were wrong, Brrrrittttaiiinnn

Sssstop ignoring me!

How do I begin analyzing literature? I was never really taught literature analysis anywhere in school.

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>>73152824
>ANALyzing

>>73152753
I don't really consider it cosmetic surgery. Gyno is more of a growth than just an imperfection.

Shirts don't fit correctly, it flaps against your chest (why women wear sportsbras), and it just looks plain disgusting. It's the same as a benign tumor. There's the human form, and there's an excess on it that shouldn't be there.

>>73152811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiVr0nyFADA
0:58

>>73152792
Jaw done?

Business idea: have the Irish and the African Americans fight to the death

>>73152844
yeah, get a big manly square jaw or something

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off to work lads

>>73152824
Who are your audience?

Why do you need to analyse literature in a context where you haven't been taught how to analyse it already?

If you don't have an audience, then you should be analysing literature naturally like any thinking human being. Just read what you want to read and your neurons should be firing about whatever you're reading.

>>73152058
Plenty of cushion for the pushin' with that one.

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Woke up this morning with stomach pains from holding in an explosive poo overnight.

Quite amazing how the body works actually, telling itself not to release while you're asleep.

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Aaaaadmit you were wroooong, Britttaaaiinnn!

Aaaadmit you were wroooong about sssslavery!

Kill all Brits,
Race war now!

Still haven't got a new pound

>letting your self worth be decided or even influenced by something as trivial as other people's opinions on how you look
This lad's got his third eye glued shut.

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lads, do you find rita ora attractive?

>>73152959
No she looks like the fish will Smith plays in shark tale

>>73152959
>paki

no

>>73152987
shouting

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>>73152256
Introduce her to the ways of passionate lovemaking & tantric sex

>>73153005
ahh yes, the british indian army

>>73152959
yes

screaming at the top of my lungs

>try to fit my willy in a girl
>can't make it past her masive arse cheeks

NNYYYAAARRGHH

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Aaadddmmmiiitttt iiittttt!

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There's one deep nagging question that has always bothered me. I've never found a satisfactory answer to it.

Why was gold valued in the Americas, SubSaharan Africa, and Eurasia all before Columbus.

> inb4 gold is useless metal

Yeah, but why did all of these cultures all settle on gold, especially when they were isolated? You'd expect one isolated culture would go with gold, others some equally useless shiny thing. Why did they all value gold?

trumpeting like a majestic indian elephant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YxtaNcmfC8

can hear a runt screaming

>>73152902
Lovely

>>73153043
>some equally useless shiny thing

OH YOU MEAN LIKE THE OTHER VALUABLE MINERALS

Fucking leafs I swear to God

muttering under my breath

I could HEEM everyone in this thread, you're all lucky my mercy knows no bounds.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB6sOhQan9Y

standing on the rooftops lads
*screams heart out*

>>73153043
what else is shiny golden like gold?

>>73153043
because it was shiny and looked nice

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alri lads

>>73153077
Your mum's cunt knows no bounds

>>73153043
Gold isn't worthless people like it because you can melt it and turn it into shapes like your pic

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ADMIT IT
ADMIT IT
ADMIT IT
ADMIT IT

>walking dead references in trailer park boys
end my fucking life

>>73153081
that's not good for you desu

>>73152959
Give us a look without the makeup and I'll get back to you.
>>73153017
Weren't they quite fierce in WWII?

>>73153040
>tfw only get semihard with grils and they think that's all i've got

reeeeeeeeeee

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>NNYYYAAARRGHH

>>73152058
>that's a 10/10 slag in the UK
Sad!

>>73153109
That's because it was all you had

Stop lying to yourself and you might find a degree of peace x

http://onovoaeroporto.pt
The made an open vote to chose the new name of the Lisbon airport, in the top 10 votes are Bogdanoff and pepe. God bless the retardation

>>73153121
i could feel it being semi hard haha it got slightly harder and she went all giddy because it got bigger

she didn't even know my true form :^(

>>73153086
>"great" shitain

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>>73153077
The Muslims have a word for he whose mercy knows no bounds; Ar-Raheem.

Perhaps you should adopt it as your title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxTVJWkbX4

>>73153040
Fucking LOL
>>73153109
*cringes* that is so embarrassing and rage inducing at the same time.

>when you put your fingers around the head of your dick and feel it pulsing in size

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>>73153117
what do you know about slags

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AAAADMIIIT YOOUUU WERRRE WRRROOONG

NNNNOOOWWW, BRIIIITTTAAAAAINNN

NNNNOOOOWWWW

>when a girl disgusts you so much you can't even bring yourself to fuck her

ah yes, walking dead. also known colloquially as reddit: the show

>>73153129
>bogdanoff wins
>the airportcucks don't deliver
>bogdanoffs buy the airport and rename it
i wanna live in that timeline

>when you piss and shit yourself

>>73153147
>tfw that happened and then i couldnt cum

her biggest complaint afterward was that i lasted too long lmao hardly seems like something to complain about

>>73153186
You couldn't even cum for her

Sad!

>>73153172
The should put t.Alberto Barbosa as a name of a gate at least

>>73153158
1 they're enjoyable in clubs
2 they're enjoyable in pubs
3 they're enjoyable in tourist areas
4 useless everywhere else

>>73153197
i did eventually but it took fucking donkeys years and was becoming decreasingly enjoyable for the both of us

WHAT if everybody itt came together to build a house is the middle of nowhere and lived in it

>>73153104
tbp is now entirely targeted towards America, not canada.

>>73153158
Not gonna lie, snagging one is goal of mine. Listening to that accent wew....our equivalent is a airheaded valley girl, no thanks.

I wanna show to all of you to the favela "cultural" music, listem and enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHnaPCna7_Q

carlton man i am not a KILLER

>>73153217
my house
shoo shoo

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BRITTTAAAIN, WWWWWHY DDDDDON'T YOU ADDMIT YOUR BIIGGGGESSST FFFFAAAAULLTTSSSS

AAAADDMIIITTT THATTT YYYOU WERE WRRRONG ABOUT ABBBOLITTIOOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnCdOQsX5kc

Looks really good, never seen the original

lost 3 stone wanking

mmmmmmm MMMMMMMMMMM tea time methinks
ask me what am having and ill say "dunno" cos i donno what am havan yot hasha will update thow

ding dong merrily on oh whos that at the door oh look its ho lee fuk the little chinese fella wearing his lampshade

>>73153272
original
https://youtu.be/La4Dcd1aUcE

>>73153293
gayvid grey the bent pianist

>>73153303
literally listened to this yestereen

>>73153267
autism of this severity should be euthanized.

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ABBBBOLLLLITTTIIOOOONNNN

AAADDDDMMMIIITTTT YYYOOOUUU WWWWERRRE WRRROONNNGGG

looks like she is doing a big poo
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491105478993.webm

What do I do when I get a young chick who's ready to fuck, but neither of us have a place of our own?

This is why women in their 30s are better

they're swearing too much on trailer park boys

>>73153400
sneak in at night romeo

dont know whether to try to stay up today or go to bed after breakfast whene'er that may chance to occur

>>73153217
are house
in the middle of the street

dunno whether to drive into town
or get the bus
or hop the train but I have to pay for that now there's barriers to EXIT at my destination

Just had my morning wank lads haha

felt good very intense sensation especially in the head

>>73153454
Stay up
See how far you can go

Makeing d'nar by myself. Might as well fucking live by myself haha! Pisstake. Any good stories or jokes to help pass the time?

always feel disgusted and suicidal after I wank to trannies

feel like I need to be productive but don't have much on

>>73153506
Makes sense

>>73153081
nonce

>>73153081
I want to stand on rooftops and overlook the city like I'm in a film

How do you get up there?

>>73153506
don't do it then

>>73153506
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1490811815588.webm

I wipe my arse sometimes

>>73153544
see >>73153543

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is /brit/ really about that life?

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I WILLLL NOT CCCEEEASSSEEE TO HHHHHAUNT THIS GGGGGENERAL UNTTILLL A NOOOBBBLE BRITTTTON ADDMMITTTSSS THATTTT HE WAS WRRROOONNGGG

>>73153543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW6tpk0uquw

>>73153571
Abolition wasn't wrong

Taking Africans out of Africa and putting them in the West was wrong
Not repatriating them was wrong

>>73153489
what did the little chimney say to the big chimney

going to buy a video game before uni today lads

Going for a run. Can anyone give me a supportive slap on the bum as I set of?

>>73153598
Fucking hell mate youre stacked!

>>73153617
*kicks you in the bollocks*

>>73153561
There's always the chance a crash won't kill you, only cripple you and make suicide impossible.

>>73153618
im too old to smoke!

hmm looks like everyone on /brit/ thinks I'm a bellend

>>73153641
>>73153637

>>73153617
*knock's youre teeth in*

>go to make cup of tea
>ants in the sugar bowl

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Makeing Machiaronni and Cheese

>>73153648
im too old to smoke!

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>>73153663
what

ended up getting a bunch of sand in my eskie :/

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American's live like kings.

Im not saying hes a nonce, but he really loves to tongue the young

Wish I was a young black soul singer in 1960s Michigan

>>73153705
>tfw current home is 12-13k'

>>73153709
no you don't

>>73153717
*1.2-1.3

browsing r/watchpeopledie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZqqceL1Evo

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>>73153709
yeah would be banter

Morning lads
How foes it?
Wagers: what's in store for you today?
Neeties: when are you going to sleep?

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thinking of hitting up b-dubs tomorrow for some curds

>>73153753
ah yes, the ethnicity of peace at it again

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Why do women have absolutely no clue what men find attractive?

>>73153775
niggers started it so it's okay

>>73153780
Speak for yourself, I have a scoliosis fetish

>>73153705
The average new build British home is 800 square feet

>>73153787
>white 'people' logic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGhv5asoPv0

sealposter is the best poster!

>>73153801
>scans video to see if a leaf clubs it
phew

>>73153810
no hes not hes a wanker

>>73153780
Because women think men are stupid and can be easily fooled by camera angles, or posing, or smearing skin coloured paste on your face.

>>73153799
>brown people = black niggers

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>>73153592
BRITTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH

I WILL GET MY REVENGGGGEEEEE BRITTTAAAIIINNNN, NNNOOOOO

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUAAARRRKKK

*high daemonic energies pulsate into the daemon from so much negativity, that he self-destructs as the British wizard successfully wards him off using deflective banter magic rather than giving into the daemon/former friend from long past*

*but is it the end for /brit/? will the daemon come back? time will only tell.*

>>73153799
blacks commit the most crime in every country with a significant black population. really makes you think doesn't it

ur a ded 1

>>73153825
ngl tastefully-done makeup can look really good. it's just that 95% of the time you don't get that

>>73153818
fuck off new zealand.

I hereby hate all new zealanders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QPNEduDa-4

>>73153847
i know sealwanker personally
i went to secondary with him
hes a malicious gnome who cant spell

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ᶫᵃᵈˢ

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>>73153863
enough

newzealand poster shat itself in year 10

SMASH MY BOLLOCKS INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
OBLITERATION. NO BREEDING.
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY NUTSACK STARTS LEAKING.

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.

SMASH MY BOLLOCKS INTO PIECES.
I'VE REACHED MY LAST RESORT - OBLITERATION, NO BREEDING.
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY NUTSACK STARTS LEAKING.
I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY'RE NOT HEALIN'

WOULD IT BE WRONG, WOULD IT BE RIGHT?
IF I SMASH MY NADS TONIGHT - CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT.
NUTSACK COMFORT OUT OF SIGHT.
AND I'M CONTEMPLATING TESTICIDE

sealposter lusts over japanese popstars because theyre the only girlz shorter than he is

seen a bunch of girls with the lighning bolt emoji in their profiles, any meaning or just coincidence?

>>73153930
autism

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is this an accurate portrayal of brits

>>73153946
they are survivors of the Killing Curse

yanks can't pass a levels

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this is entirely correct

>>73153967
brit/pol/ wouldn't like it if it was an accurate portrayal

>sealposter is also gookposter
dropped

I agree with Brexit solely on the basis the EU would eventually annex Britain.

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BOO

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LADS

>>73153995
if they somehow managed to form a supercountry of all the EU countries the. the UK would become nothing more than a satellite state anyway

>>73154024
t. current sattelite state

>>73154024
>surrendering everything to spite the english

how very irish

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>>73153930

the absolute superstate of europe

>>73154033
in terms of imports and exports our biggest partners are (soon to be) all outside the EU desu

lenz > kirchoff > ohm

>>73152058
beautiful 300pound american goddess

tired now :(

>>73154117
you simply MUST stay up or else youll be stuck in this orrible yanky netherworld for weeks

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*SHATTERS YOUR BOLLOCKS*

>>73154147
i know 'av bin for a few days alredy but want to lye down innit

>>73153599
what game is that lad

also

>uni
>not being on Easter break

simply lmao

Apparently 'Authorise' is a hypercorrection. The Medieval Latin "Auctorizare" came into Medieval English as "Authorize", and was the sole spelling of the word until sometime in the 1800s. In fact, the Oxford English dictionary is still true to the original spelling. But for some strange reason the invented "Authorise" is the more popular form in the UK.

It's a hypercorrection as a resistance to Americanisms, although Authorize isn't an Americanism at all.

>>73154188
is that the equivalent of spring break

>>73154204
>>73154204
>>73154204
>>73154204
>>73154204

why do yanks pronounce putin as pootin

>>73154210
304

304

304

304


do you know the significance of this number?

>>73154188
persona 5 if they have any in store. also my uni breaks up on friday.
>>73154201
who fucking cares