emily edition
anime
I'm going to get a small tent, some survival essentials, and spend the entire summer alone in the wilderness with no electronics.
Who /nocturnal/ here?
>>73150029
Can I come?
My older sister is a moderately successful let's player on Youtube. She's never had a real job in her life, but because Youtube has decided to cut cost by giving less money for Adsense, she makes barely any money off her stupid videos and is asking her "friends" for help finding a job.
Suits her right.
>nothings free in this world
err what is the woolwich ferry x
Every conversation I have on tinder
>find something in common
>quick conversation with smiles and laughs
>ask whether she's free tonight/tomorrow
>says she's busy
>say how about tomorrow/day-after
>no response
Like clockwork
>>73150029
Alri, Christopher McCandless
>>73150045
give us her channel lad
>>73150045
link to her channel or i'm not reading that
>>73150017
omg she's sooo fucking hot dude. please spam some more, there are no subreddits for her yet :(
>>73150029
Don't get raped and/or killed x
>>73150052
your sister has very good taste in films. good film.
>21st
>united """kingdom"""
um hm
i like it
>>73150017
/dixie/
>>73150073
Hello Japan
>>73150040
No, this is going to be an introspective experience
>>73150067
This country is huge. I can find a place without people.
still haven't got a new £1. 'cide imminent
>>73150049
Don't ask if they're free
You make the date
>>73150088
Does /brit/ get the rights to the movie?
I'm going to get a small tent, some survival essentials, and spend the entire summer alone in the wilderness with no electronics.
>>73150054
>>73150060
As much as I think she's an idiot, I don't want a nazis and weeaboos harassing her.
I wouldn't wish that on my enemies, much less my sister.
struggle to sleep because it feels like i need a wee even though i don't
what did my body mean by this?
>>73150098
I found a 5 rupee coin in my pocket today, looks like the (old) pound coin, used it on the bus
>>73150097
not hard to find a bedroom
>>73150110
not a nazi or a weaboo
pm me her channel x
>>73150049
one of the best pieces of advice on this that i got from /sp/ yonks ago is that you don't pussy foot around asking them out. you make the date and go for it there, rather than playing tennis to figure out when she is free before you even propose something.
>>73150114
Bladder infection
>>73150099
Well I mean as in I say 'feel like having a drink / getting something to eat tomorrow/tonight'
>>73150116
alri zelda
used a canadian quarter at a 7-11, felt like a criminal
>>73150116
alri 'jeet
>>73150133
I'm considering buying them in bulk to use on the bus, they're like 5p each
>>73150121
Nice try, Le 4chan Army!
>>73150100
No electronics. Although you're giving me ideas. Maybe I could capitalize off this.
>>73150097
Humans weren't meant to live like this
>>73150130
Just do what i said u pussy
What's the worse that could happen?
>>73150152
Meant for
>>73150120
>>73150116
hello pajeet!
>>73150159
Yeah and I'm telling you I make the date
Gonna roll you over if you keep this up nige
>>73150017
she's cute
>>73150124
r-really?
>>73150184
>>73150190
Probably not unless it stings
>>73150114
strengthen your hamstrings and glutes, stop sitting so much
I meet these people who are generally from upper-middle class families who do excellent in difficult college level schooling in high school and are in clubs who are essentially busy 100% of the time, and then go out and study something that won't ever pay off (meaning that it can't be delayed gratification because there is no gratification or perceived one[who expects art degrees to pay off?]).
What compels people to act this way? Is it a class thing? How does a family unit socialize someone who is otherwise of average intelligence to excel in traditional regimented schooling? Many of these people I would not consider very intelligent or particularly high IQ'd. I've noticed that around 80% of high school teachers were these people as well.
>>73150190
Drink a lot of cranberry juice and see if you feel better.
>>73150114
happens to me too but only after a wank
>>73150029
> I'm going to hide away from civilisation in the middle of nowhere
What a brilliant way to die.
>>73150175
You aren't really making it if you have to ask
You gotten be like a caveman
Trust me
doing my kegels
>>73150204
wont be reading a word of this
>cranberry juice
>>73150202
ok i do do a lot of sitting tbf
>>73150029
t. dummy who watched that movie about the mentally ill idiot who went to live in alaska and reckons the mentally ill guy had it right
Contemplating giving up my dignity to act like a caveman to girls over tinder
>>73150216
Please read it I honestly feel like the biggest loser on Earth when some attractive airhead posts on normiemedia that she got 5s on all her AP tests.
go for a walk every day and drink plenty of water
>>73150211
Obviously I'll need to be within a reasonable distance from a town to shower/resupply weekly. Phone will be with me for emergencies. I'll have a gun. What could happen.
>>73150240
But if I swim every day . . . I can do both at the same time
Checkmate Toniqaushell
>>73150228
>Dignity
>Tinder
Be a virgin for the rest of your life then
Any of you lads tried skyr?
>>73150228
If you do that, I'll stomp on your chest you dumb bogan.
My brother acts like a retard to impress girls. The only girls you get that way are the type that are impressed by retards; hence why his sex life consists of brain-dead whores who never stay around more than a couple of months.
>>73150255
>with no electronics
>except for my """""emergency""""" phone and weekly electronics usage lmao
>If you do that, I'll stomp on your chest you dumb bogan.
>My brother acts like a retard to impress girls. The only girls you get that way are the type that are impressed by retards; hence why his sex life consists of brain-dead whores who never stay around more than a couple of months.
>>73150224
Your glutes and hamstrings atrophy and pelvic muscles pick up the slack, leading to trigger points and referred pain in your bladder.
Hello ladies and Gentleman, iz yo boy single mother banger here
im the coolest person in the thread by a VERY wide margin
what was your first computer lads
for me, it was the dell dimension l800r
gonna scour tinder for girls who aren't brain dead whores lads
>>73150281
what exercises should i do?
shan't be going to the gym for various reasons
>>73150273
I can carry an old flip phone. All of them can call 911 even if they aren't activated.
Won't be any electronic usage in town, just resupplying
i am cool but in an ironic way
>>73150300
reddit: the computer
>>73150305
>tinder
>aren't brain dead whores
absolute state of your thinking process
I am ironic but in a cool way
>>73150300
486
>>73150306
Put a willy, real or fake, straight up your butt
>>73150300
french
>>73150332
that was the joke you fucking mongoloid
thinking of buying unlimited swipes
>>73150336
yes sir!
>>73150345
Leave the yank alone
>>73150345
>i was only pretending to be retarded
>>73150306
You don't need a gym, it would probably makes things worse. Focus on physical therapy type exercises
http://ptrenew.com/strengthening-your-hamstrings-at-home/
Hamstring lifts work best until you've gained some muscle and can move onto other things
>brain-dead whores who never stay around more than a couple of months.
this is bad?????
Literal wizard here. Taking questions and dispensing wisdom.
>>73150357
fuck off
>>73150280
I mean genuinely brain-dead. Like the dredges on this TV show that was popular 6 years ago.
A lot of people in the club scene sell their dignity to impress women who do the same thing. It's just pathetic and sad.
Yeah, you get to fuck, but you devalue yourself. It's an awful environment.
>>73150345
Ignore the yank boyo, just ignore....
>>73150358
ok thanks il do this
*doesn't do any of them*
>>73150029
nice.
But alone would't be my thing
just ate another 500g raw grounded beef
what a delicacy o h m a n
>>73150363
Do you have a career?
Are you b& from your family?
Thinking about going to France
>>73150381
Enjoy your CPPS
The most interesting girl i ever found on tinder has a fake with Emily photos
>>73150403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi105P5bX-g
>>73150405
thanks will do
>>73150198
yank
>>73150396
Yes
No
>>73150403
Fuck off we're full
feel really bad whenever I go to sleep without brushing my teeth
*trigger warning*
redpill ahead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOMJ8WZMd-8
>>73150423
>>73150423
normie ^^
>>73150429
haven't brushed in MONTHS haha
>>73150429
usually too exhausted and nervous to got to sleep
>>73150410
Is Brittany noice?
really like the edgy rorke yank poster who has brash 2 word replies
amazing
>>73150458
yes
>>73150467
Will I get a hot French gf?
>>73150441
cide yourself
just remembered I deleted my 5 year old 50gb loli folder
bit sad
>>73150473
Go to France and try the luck
abu gharib makes me embarrassed of this shitty country
just realised this website is fucking useless
literally nothing gained. not even shitty Imaginary Internet points
you don't even remember your conversations here or make friends
literally nothing. such a drain on life
>>73150478
it's in the plans
4chan is like cigarettes
>>73150481
Good thing, say no pedophilia
>>73150500
So try to produce something good for your live mate
>>73150493
Muslim lover
just realized that bollockposting was a bender meme and I've been complicit in it for over a year
why doesnt liam ever post his arsehole anymore?
>>73150514
VERY apt
I don't like this whole thing of non-Brits posting on /brit/.
Night night lads
>>73150575
That's a nigh, nigh from me as well
>>73150568
honestly? fuck off then.
>>73150568
Agree, the should go back to their boards and live /brit/ alone
>>73150483
look*
whats the favorite dorito?
>>73150616
favourite*
>>73150500
I made friends with Villalad :)
>>73150615
Thanks pal
>>73150625
favorite*
>>73150632
i got u fa?m
>>73150642
>>73150656
More european than me
>>73150500
back to re?ddit then
having a spag bol and cheese toasted sanga lads
absolute banter hands
who /blacked/ here
>>73150668
could be a half-fu
back to re?ddit
>>73150691
Yes, really cute face + tits, the best of both worlds
>>73150017
I wish robes were acceptable to ware around
>>73150500
Learned plenty on /pol/. Try it.
hi woowee
>>73150743
wear*
trying this Chinese liquor I bought
like 60% alcohol and I thought it would taste like everclear or shitty vodka but its actually pretty good
>>73150766
licker*
>Insurgents fired hundreds of shots into a police booth in restive Muslim-majority southern Thailand on Monday, wounding 12 officers in what police called the biggest such attack in years.
Religion of peace
opinion on tupac?
>>73150766
What is the name of this liquor?
romulus
remus
tarquinnius superbus
cinncinnatus
livi
liviticus
sulla
gaius marius
suetonius
tacitus
cicero
cassius
marcus junius brutus
Gaius julius ceasar
Augustus
agrippa
mark antony
nero
caligula
claudius
marcus aurelius
hadrian
cato
gnaeus pompey
scipio africanus
marcus crassus
lepidus
must say thats quite amusing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yijsqgbnd0
https://xhamster.com/movies/5920196/anna_marie_09.html
>>73150804
A patron saint of er'y nigga in the game.
>>73150794
Buddhist conter reaction when?
>>73150794
Islam is exceptional
>>73150805
covered in chinky letters
I'm pretty sure its Fen Chiew though since I dated a Chinese girl and this is what they would always drink during toasts (which they did a lot)
its like Chinese vodka
>>73150829
Thai Buddhists haven't been pushed far enough yet. You're thinking of Myanmar (Burma)
>>73150809
are these salad types?
There are two types of mentally ill: "you're a danger to society" mentally ill, and "you're a danger to yourself" mentally ill. I always make sure people know I'm the latter, not the former.
Leave the Muslims to me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP_-YIhgF3w
>>73150887
why
>>73150809
spoilers lad. im still listening to the history of rome and am only at cincinnatus
why is it about reddit that attracts so many canadians
>>73150856
oh yes, was in Myanmar that i saw some crazy buddhist practicing Progom against muslim. But why they pushed that far enough?
>>73150809
Gaius Marcius Coriolanus
>>73150928
reddit culture is closer to canadian culture than any other nationality
simple
>>73150928
leftist politics mainly
>>73150928
canada has the higest % of numales of any country
>>73150936
Muslims there are trying to take shit over. Here they're just chimping out.
>>73150928
you have to have sub 5 inch wrists to post on reddit
>>73150963
>>73150982
>>73150976
>>73150963
>>73150950
>>73150928
neurons operating at full capacity lads
>>73150887
my family should have locked me away when they had the chance
last mistake they ever made...
>>73150972
Muslim are always trying to take shit over, dear fucking God
laughing at all these posters dissing canadians for being redditards even though they've probably all used it at some point while I've never so much as created an account or upvoted a comment
this really made me think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS9Lkpj9DF4
>>73151046
they are the detritus
I consider non-Canadians to be barely sentient
>/brit/
Not even a single British here
>>73151046
im a moderator of a few subs even
>>73151043
Yeah, it's when they start actually making progress everyone else has a problem though.
>>73150017
BLACKED when?
The unknown man was described as being a hermit who only left his home to go to work and eat.[5] Co-workers say he rarely talked to anyone and appeared to have few or no friends. He also engaged in bizarre behaviors such as listening to white noise for hours, and once drove to an L.L. Bean store in Maine (a drive of at least ten hours and 700 miles/1,100 km) only to promptly turn around and drive back to Ohio after discovering there were no parking spots available in the store's parking lot.
>>73151068
yeah mod of /r/the_donald here
if Muslims are so innocent why does every country that has a Muslim minority have (((Issues))) with them?
even Muslim countries have a Muslim problem
the reddit part of canada is west of quebec
fucking hell this Chinese swill hit me hard
>>73151111
A friend of mine really looks like her
>>73151104
you're fucked mate. i know that bloke on the far right.
hes from my chicago suburb
>>73151111
fucked this one autistic brazilians friend that looks just like her
cucked him
>>73151140
doesnt look like a nig to me
The "der date
doing a depression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
last girl I fucked off tinder told me the next day by text that she MIGHT have an STD
got a clean blood text back but I think I'll stay away from Tinder for a while
>>73151163
>chicago suburbs
>black
lmao. illinois is white as fuck besides chicago, especially the suburbs
*behaves like a cuckolded husband who is taking it out on his wife's son
Sterlise the Irish
>my city is 67% white if you stay out of the bad areas
anyone see ghost in the shell?
>>>/tv/81246350
>73151220
can you read? i said the state
well the suburbs too, because they are.
the city is NOT white
>>73151231
No, i really like Ghost in the shell but i an afraid to be disappointed with the movie
>leafs think illinois is a city
>>73151066
Non-Canadians are several genus down the evolutionary ladder.
BASED BREXIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSK8gqhELB0
Bye bye white slag! More room for Pakis!
>yanks think a buffet is a light snack
>>73151231
no but it looks shit and /tv/ says it was shit and everything Hollywood makes ESPECIALLY adaptions of foreign shit and anime is shit so I won't see it.
just watch the original or Aeon Flux if you care.
>>73151197
Nobody who lives in the Chicago suburbs that are white call it the Chicago suburbs. It's something especially prevalent in Gary, IN and the towns around it. Only the blacks in Gary claim some connection to Chicago.
>Yanks dont know the capital of Illinois
>>73151220
My city is 75% white.
I'm not white myself.
>>73151111
wew l?ds
? ? w?w l?ds
? ? ? ? wew l?ds
? ? ? ? ? ? wew l?ds
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? wew l?ds
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? wew lads
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? wew l?ds
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? wew l?ds
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? wew lads
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? wew l?ds
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ωєω lα∂s
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ʷᵉʷ ˡᵃᵈˢ
>>73151303
Hello "____"?
>>73151293
Entirely wrong. All the rich white faggots try to claim suburbs as part of chicago
I know because I went to uni here and so did suburb kids
>Where you from?
>Oh chicago
>Oh where abouts
>oh well the suburb, its called Deerfield
Name the capital of South Africa.
No multiple answers.
>>73151301
Some corn husking shit hole I fly over between my Manhattan high rise and my Malibu beach house
>>73151303
hello nigger
northern burbs reporting in
>>73151303
>I'm not white myself.
>>73151301
slant eyed faggot fuck. im coming to your country im a month and will fuck every girl you've ever even considered talking to
>t. 6'3 blonde with blue eyes
>>73151324
Well then it's different in Indiana. NWI generally tries to distance itself from Chicago.
>>73151346
good post
>>73151328
Lesotho
Thats one big capital huh
Megadeth is pretty rad
lads i forgot; what are my favorite books, movies, music, and food?
>>73151251
>>73151280
it was bad
>>73151321
>>73151334
>>73151345
Loads of /brit/ posters aren't white. Especially the US flags.
>im coming to your country im a month and will fuck every girl you've ever even considered talking to
The cum is coming out of my cock
>>73151328
cape town i think
>>73151372
lmao 2roll
>>73151370
I'd hope not. why would you browse here of all places, nigger?
>>73151346
I know
I ve gotten millions of this kind of posts in krautchan like through 6 years
Go back to KC
>>73151328
Pretoria for the executive branch
>>73151328
Pretoria
>>73151386
Because /brit/'s the busiest, which bodes well for getposting. You drop your line in the stream with the most fish.
all the american /brit/ posters are white
we have meetups once a month
Anyone here just pretending to be white? I say racist things all the time, but my parents are from Samoa.
Love the smell of my own farts
>>73151421
Samoans are the most devious race.
>>73151421
I pretend to be white but I'm secretly Irish Catholic
probably eating fast good again tomorrow
>>73151419
at new orleans
why is cuck souls 3 still 60 dollars
*hacks into mainframe*
Why did they murder that innocent child?
>>73151450
(((japanese))) publishers
*activates TRON bike to chase down hacker*
>>73151477
fell for the black girls meme once
strictly off them now forever
>Fancy a smoke?
>>73151477
>English and Irish women
No thanks
Germany shall obey
gonna go laugh at the slants over on /r/asianmasculinity
>>73151450
it's just got a new dlc released and the "definitive edition" is coming in a month
it's also really popular, why would they slash the price?
>>73151506
Bien sur.
>>73151053
kek
I am Triton among the minnows
wonder how may canadians I could pummel until one finally was able to slow me down?
I imagine if I drove up a few hours and crossed the border and started a fight with every nu-male pubey beard, thick rimmed, leaf twat that I saw it'd take at least a few days until someone could challenge me
would be decking nu-male redditors left and right
I don't know how Sarte did it. I would have absolutely no confidence if I had gimp eyes like he did. But he fucked bitches and was massive in the Parisian bohemian scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvGwtBNIhUU
https://youtu.be/RBGcbWJ_dDI
>>73151625
you're welcome to visit anytime you want to be crippled lad
>>73151644
Born wealthy.
>>73151659
this, your forgetting Canadians live in Canada. Sure the cities might be liberal, but you have to be tough as hell to live in the wilderness their.
so is toronto only shit if you're a /pol/tard mong that cares about MUH WHITE PEOPLE?
honestly looks nice in the summer
Haven't opened a single youtube link in this thread
>>73151685
>their
>>73151698
hello nigger
>>73151698
its pretty nice, I wouldn't live there because its too expensive to be worth it.
I've never noticed an obscene amount of brown people and I always see more whites except in the respective "ethnic towns"
besides its not like you ever have to worry about getting attacked in the streets or feeling unwelcome.
>>73151698
no because all the white people act like americans
>>73151702
its the same bloke that always fucks it up
think its liam desu
top vine kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQAjGmPtlN0
>>73151698
*does chinky eyes at you*
oh me a wikey tah won toe
>>73151798
nah, he's using extra flags and I don't recall seeing him before. Just a random yank that stumbled in from /cum/ I think.
>ride towards you at amazing speed
>>73151675
It fucking sucks. People born into wealth make up the majority of successful people, but less than half the population is born into any substantial amount of wealth.
If I was born to parents who amassed a significant amount of wealth, I'd pretty much be starting life from the position of an already successful adult. Instead I was born to poor parents who never saved, so I'm starting from rock bottom, and it takes decades to amass enough wealth to live comfortably.
asian masculinity is not happy with us white men lads
Want an America girl friend.
*swallows redpills*
i think i'm ready to die
>>73151882
>>73151892
nah you'll be alri mate
Would you guys consider someone who looks perfectly white in the sunlight, but a tad swarthy in bad indoor lighting (sort of Arab-ish) white? I mean, indoor lighting isn't something that has factored into whiteness until Edison. In natural conditions, I'm unmistably white.
Tesla cars look pretty sexy honestly
I'd love one if there was an open-source/Linux variant of the car's software available
>>73151931
Post nose
The gf
*a familiar figure of the past comes to haunt /brit/*
Why did you abandon us, Britain?
Why didn't you wipe out the USA with us?
I thought you hated Yankeedoodles like we did? Why did you forsake us, then?
Why did you allow them to kill me, Britain?
Why did you watch your friends die in pain as you walked away from the scene?
Why did you deny us?
>>73151931
depends on hair/eye colour
>>73151964
Go away Deadpool
>>73151964
britain was the first country to ban slavery
>>73151937
You meamt GNU/Linux?
>>73151964
Britain hated slavery
The only reason the government gave guns to the confederacy was a powerful hatred of yanks
hustle
>>73152042
>Materialism
>Next bread before 310
Hmm
>>73151992
Not entirely true. There's a list on Wikipedia of places and periods in history slavery and bondage have been banned. There are a few emperors and kings in the orient and in the west who had banned slavery for various centuries (though pre-modern societies often returned to it).
Britain simply banned slavery before most modern countries, and more notably and heroicly abolished it throughout the globe.
The last country to ban slavery was the Arab Republic of Mauritania in 1994; slavery is still widely practiced there, but it's technically illegal.
There are also various forms of slavery throughout the third world (especially Africa and India), but it's technically illegal in every country today (according to governments).