>American education

>SPAM gets you into one of the most prestigious universities in the world

>Martin O'Malley

Oh yeah, I forgot CIA ran for president

>>73149636
He got in because he was a minority in California

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>>73149636
>American universities in the year of our lord 2017
>prestigious

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>>73149514

But lads don't you know? This is a work of art, man. By repeating this message he's totally challenging this cis-gendered hetronormative white supremacist patriarchy that we live in today.

>Tfw got into University of Chicago by claiming to be Native Alaskan on my application

>I'm not

>No repercussions ever

Feels good.

>>73149720
Nice bait lad. You would have been found out as a fraud during the interview process if this were the case

>>73149703
Someone please post the art video where the nude women lays an egg from her vagina

I cannot risk a lot of data this morning

>>73149720
>No repercussions ever
How much did your degree cost?

>>73149679
Stanford in most important programmes is rated next to Harvard

And if isn't Ivy League universities, who else besides Oxbridge and Exeter?

>>73149738
They didn't. I was literally never asked about it.

>>73149744
Negligible: Received a large scholarship

Post a legit source or go back to /pol/ fampai.

>>73149720
i've considered claiming to 'identify as indigenous australian' on job interviews but always pussied out

>>73149795
>Negligible
Ballpark figure, come on.

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>>73149742
Thats because you live in a shit country

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>>73149720
>>73149738
Do you get DNA tested or how does this work? How much native DNA do you need? Isn't she native as well?

>>73149807
Like $5000 maybe?

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>>73149814
They determine your eligibility phrenologically

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>>73149636
>any school in america
>prestigious

>>73149798
Just get a bit pissed beforehand and have the occasional random fleeting outburst of insults mumbled but loud enough to hear, but make no reference to them. Works without fail.

>>73149814
No. I simply checked the box that said "Native Alaskan or American". I have no clue what would qualify you because as I said I'm not actually an Aboriginal Alaskan nor related to one.

>>73149720
Good for you. That shit is literally discrimination how if you are a certain ethnicity you have a bigger chance of getting accepted. Fuck their shit.

Also that's extremely easy to do here because many Metis people are basically white

>>73149814
They take a sample of your foreskin. :∧)

>>73149894
Without racial quotas whites would get BTFO by Changs, Pajeets, and Goldbergs

>>73149926
More like the other way around.

>>73149514
our education system is shit, no surprise

AMERICA WHAT THE FUCK
THIS FUCKING HAPPENED BECAUSE GERMANY SUNK YOUR FUCKING SHIP BACK IN 1917 WTF

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>>73149949
Nah lad. Asians have to score higher than whites for the same chance of being accepted

>>73149514
>American EJEWCATION

>>73150003
Sauce

https://priceonomics.com/post/48794283011/do-elite-colleges-discriminate-against-asians

>>73150019
Goldbergs aren't a race. And they already btfo everybody in law school thanks to cronyism.

>>73149872
Wouldn't you need to have some wired ass native name? Are you pale with blue eyes and blonde hair?

>>73150033
Goldbergs consider themselves a race so they are

>>73150061
They aren't a race on an application form.

>>73150068
Right, but they score higher than whites on the SAT so many "whites" accepted to fancy colleges are really (((whites)))

>>73150096
And? The fact that they're "white" on an application form means that getting rid of affirmative action would not affect the relation of kikes to wasps.

>>73150126
> the relation of kikes to wasps.
the ratio*

what a fucking joke

someone that actually gives a damn was turned down for this faggot

>>73149720

I am literally from Alaska, I should do this.

>American
>education

Pick one

>>73149514
BUMP

>>73149514
I wonder if he has to pay full price for his "education"