/brit/

maisie

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susan

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I come from spending my weekend with a group of Brits who teach science at a local bilingual school. I consider myself to be a decent binge drinker, I have to admit these guys were fucking beasts. Drinking for 48 hours straight and still they say they are small game back in the UK.

They told me they are pretty much in paradise here: they fuck around pretty brown qts being themselves 7/10's at most. They earn enough money to live like kings here (prices are quite cheap and they get paid in pounds).

My question is: why don't you do the same instead of complaining about your life in this site? Literally look for a job at a bilingual high school abroad and your life will be heaven at least for a couple of years. You just have to teach math to stupid and spoiled brown kids and get fucking hammered every weekend.

I really am jelly of the chances you people have in life.

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anime

I'll have an E please, Bob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSKQR0k6tUY

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Gotta any plans to burn down your local church/mosque/synagogue?

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WTF

>>73148299
mate are you a nonce?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXFWQpF6hA

>>73148308
you live in quite literally the most dangerous country on planet earth

my life would have to be significantly worse to consider going there lad

>>73148311
anime needs to be banned

>>73148295
this is my image you stupid motherfucker

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>>73148329

>>73148308
>el salvador
Literally didn't know that country existed until you posted. Shan't ever be visiting.

>>73148360
>According to the Salvadoran government, it saw temporary success in 2004 with a 14% drop in murders. This success dwindled beginning in the next year, and currently El Salvador has 65 homicides per 100,000 inhabitants, more than triple the current rate of Mexico.

>>73148353
would unironically slap box those titties if I ever saw this

>>73148308
i'm not a normie, I am too stupid to figure out how to move to another country

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>>73148265
found him

>>73148342
Sorry m8 but my country is dangerous only if you happen to be a gang member. Literally 90% of all homicides are gang-related.

If you are a white man minding your own business and are not a total imbecile, you will be totally fine. None of the expats I have met has had a SINGLE incident in El Salvador.

If you're tall is it harder to touch your toes? Or is it all proportionate?

>>73148389
>waldo
foy

>>73148347
it needs to be nurtured and encouraged

>>73148360
But what about this shitty song all Brits I know seem to love:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UdO_Ij38NI

>>73148392
i believe you. what does a normal neighborhood look like.

also why is everyone in gangs there?

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camille

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>>73148347
never going to happen m8, if it bothers you that much maybe this isn't the place for you. it's more likely anti-anime posts would be banned if anything

>>73148292
hi

post toot

>>73148389
>censored nipple
I want the original

NOT letting this go to waste

>>73148213 #
>Walk a lot
>Greenwich (Old Naval College/Park)
>Hampstead Heath/Hyde Park/Hampstead Heath
>British Museum, V&A, Imperial War Museum, Tate Modern
>Visit some old pubs (Churchill Arms, Princess Louise etc.)
>Visit some new pubs or breweries (Euston Tap, The Rake, Kernel, Brew by Numbers)
>Avoid Oxford Street, Covent Garden, Brixton and Camden like the plague; avoid leicester square like nerve gas
>Go out in Peckham or Hackney with le trendy kids
>Go clubbing properly (Corsica Studios/Village Underground/Oval Space/Rye Wax)
>Eat at old establishment restaurants (Rules/Simpsons/The Ivy)
>Eat at some peng foreign food spots (Mangal II, Tayaabs etc.)
>Maybe go to a runtball match, but preferably Rugby or Cricket
>eat a decent fry up (E. Pelicci, Regency Cafe, Maggies...Hawksmoor if you got £££)

Dunno, plenty more to do though

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>>73148440

perusing pro-ana forums
these chicks be cray yo

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'CAUSE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WANNA BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ANARCHY!

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>sissy american boys

>>73148480
this was in canada

god dammit niggas dave chapelle still got it..

that nigga is just funny as fuck

leicester square was good because there was a guy shouting about drugs and also a magician started a conversation with me

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>>73148431
Kids in poor towns are forced to get into the gang that controls said gang.

Still, these motherfuckers are killing themselves so quickly that in 10 years they will not be a threat, as they will all be dead. Best day of my life.

>>73148480
>those homes and hedges
hmm yes very american

>>73148479
john lydon is a cunt
the sex pistols are fake

>>73148499
I will pray for your continued safety

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>>73148265

>>73148499
any good el salvadorian films?

I just remembered something I wish I didn't

>>73148499
are you wealthy?

The saviour

>>73148526
what do brits call this bloke again?

>>73148499
>salvadoran children join american gangs
hmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvDVyqgaAFo

caribou mentioned

>>73148517
what version of tinder is this
>>73148521
thanks m8
>>73148529
literally all of them are about the civil war, so no
>>73148543
middle class.

>>73148553
waltham

>>73148553
wally-walster

>>73148537
*sighs and looks around the room*

alright, ill do it. i'll be the one who asks.


what was it?

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the missus

>>73148513

Still a fun song tho. Megadeath cover was better tho, not gonna lie

>>73148578
FOY

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>>73148470

>>73148466
I went to the Briston academy and came back alive
But yeah, district seems shitty.

>>73148559
post a picture of your town

>>73148517
>.37 acres
>1200 sq ft
>"home"

>>73148559
oye, es cierto que los centroamericanos odian a los mexicanos?

>>73148553
Wally, he's called the same here.

>>73148517
Nice barn

No matter where I travel, there will always a tendold or higher risk of me getting raped and murdered. I think I'll just stay here in Iceland

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>>73148582
giving it a listen

*does a think*

yeh i agree

There ain't no reason things are this way
It's how they've always been and they intend to stay
I can't explain why we live this way
We do it everyday

>>73148581
somethings qt about this crazy looking bitch

>>73148612
hello nonce

>>73148605
solo cuando hay futbol. personalmente, no he conocido a un solo mexicano que me haya caido mal. todos son brotier y los amo :3 :3 literalmente mis latinoamericanos favoritos

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>>73148559
q ganas de fumarte una """marge"""?

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>>>/s4s/5282035

>>73148466
genuinely good advice

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>>73148581

I wish that I had Jessies girl

>>73148625
Not the same person. If it isn't a post about snus, alcohol or Icelandic rap, then it's not the nonce

aye this thot courtney say she tryna smash.

it aint fun unless the homies get some too though senpai! tryna train this bih

>>73148612
im sure you'll need to leave at some point to be on an episode of game of thrones

how could I find a woman like that

>>73148629
siempre oigo historias de k los centroamericanos nos odian :(

>>73148654
>this bih


eugh, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

>>73148653
Good, the icenonce seems to me like an Icelandic eurotrash

>>73148411
>>73148440
>>73148469
fuck off nonces

>>73148658
liberal college, tinder...

>>73148612
Opposite here, I'll be going to Namibia this year still.

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>pray every night for sudden adult death syndrome
>prayers never answered

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>>73148639
>>73148621

once met some lost yanks in an industrial estate miles from anywhere of interest

>>73148653
are you the gay one

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these flags are somewhat similar

>>73148657
I was actually a stunt double for Khaleesi

>>73148682
I wish that I had Jesse's girl

you could die in the next second

>>73148690
i remember you telling this

>>73148693
that's because icelandics are a lost tribe of Englishmen

>>73148685
pray for gf

>>73148710
go to sleep

>>73148700
what the fuck
i just had this song stuck in my head right before i read this
i didnt even read your first post to jog my memory of it

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>>73148701
d-delet this

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How can purge the weebs from our glorious /brit/ motherland?

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so brits... why arent you living like kings in el salvador?

>>73148702
Fucking hell Yank women truly are obsessed

>>73148692
The gay one is the nonce one as well
>>73148693
>Britain has Iceland's flag but Iceland doesn't have Britain's flag
Hmm..

haven't got a dream job or anything like that

just want a yank passport

>>73148701
I wish.

>>73148727
perhaps you read the other lad's post

>>73148737
why is it so shit? seriously i know central america isn't the nicest place around but it's not all like that, right?

REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO /UP/

>back from the club

>alone

>>73148702
Jesus fucking Christ

>Britain has Iceland's flag but Iceland doesn't have Britain's flag
What did he mean by this?

I NEED ADVICE

I NEED ADVICE

NOBODY EVER LOOKS AT ME TWICE

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>>73148668
yo siempre te voy a amar
>>73148633
literally on my way to get a smoke.

>pic related
you really

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fuck, marry, kill, ignore

>the post cum shame when your gf disgusts you
Ah yes

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>>73148756
But it's monday still

>>73148756
>club
FONC

>>73148773
ignore all because i'm not a nonce nor a murderer

>>73148756
iktfb
eat cheese or pasta?

El Salvador is the most densely populated country in Central America. After a 12 year civil war and years of unstable leadership, poverty in El Salvador is a concern that greatly affects the over 6 million people living there.

Over 25 percent of children below the age of 5 experience extreme poverty in El Salvador and 36 percent of the rural population lives in poverty. Urbanization is a problem developing countries face as cities grow and become a hub for economic, medical and commercial activity. This causes problems for those in rural areas as they have less and less access to resources. Currently, 60.3 percent of citizens live in urban areas, which results in greater poverty for the remaining people outside of cities.

The people of El Salvador are also constantly at risk of facing greater challenges due to natural disasters. World Vision reports that the country “experiences frequent earthquakes and volcanic activity, making it known as the ‘land of volcanoes.” In December of 2013, the Chaparrastique volcano in eastern El Salvador erupted and caused the evacuation of 5,000 people.

Leaf rust has caused problems for the coffee industry in El Salvador, which is an important source of income for the country’s economy. Heavy rain and wind carry rust spores from plantations to other plantations miles away. Bloomberg reports that the 2015 coffee season projections fell from 920,000 to 613,333 60-kilogram bags.

https://www.reddit.com/r/place/

>>73148776
yeah there's like a welcome party every Monday, though

>>73148773
ignore, marry, kill, fuck

>>73148773
nonce

>>73148779
>>club
>FONC
FONC

>>73148773
true patrician coming through:

fuck 1, marrry 2

kill 4, ignore 3

>>73148702
I'm a fat British man. Please inform her to come to LONDON

>>73148754
While it's true that our cities are shitholes, what my amigo here shows >>73148737 is also not representative.

Besides, the whole point of coming to Central America is visiting the beaches and natural parks. If you stick to San Salvador you are doing it wrong.

ordering a dominos

what shall the toppings be

>>73148826
yourself

>>73148826
fucking fat retard

>>73148822
how likely is it that i will be murdered or robbed if i were to visit?

you can be honest because there is zero chance i actually will

>>73148826
>eating the boxed jew

>>73148795
Icelander's must be very prominent redditors for the Icelandic flag to appear this quickly

dont understand why spain is an hour ahead when they're further left than us on the planet

Guess I'll be missing another day of college hahaha wahey

>>73148826
no toppings
no sauce
no cheese

>>>/b/727933148
posting a pic of myself on /b/ x

i feel like when i finally get a gf its going to be like one of those dramatic jim carrey movies and its going to be a very bittersweet romance but at the end of the relationship i'll find out that she was a figment of my imagination because i had gotten a virus that caused temporary psychosis and i'll go back to posting on my computer alone and stuff

its going to suck

>>73148847
I don't like these insincere anti-semitic posts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnRCZK3KjUY&feature=youtu.be

>>>/pol/119413897

look at all the anime noncery in this general

why isn't it all banned? have mods given up on /pol/?

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>>73148770
dejame intentarlo su mota...

>get gf
>dream time life
>literal ten years later
>wake up
>it was all a dream

Does this happen to and depress anyone else?

>>73148855
Because they are so buttmad about the UK they refused to join our timezone. I'm not even joking, this is the reason. Portugal is GMT because they don't hate us.

CHI

>>73148826
find the MAP to some PASTA on your HANDKERCHIEF with your WALNUT sauce, pedo fuck

>>73148855
dates back to when franco was in power and he wanted to be on the same time zone as other dictators like hitler and mussolini

there have been debates in spain on whether they should go back to their more logical time

https://youtu.be/7NZ04BG7TfA

GO BREXIT!GO BREXIT!GO BREXIT!GO BREXIT!GO BREXIT!GO BREXIT!GO BREXIT!

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>>73148872
>mfw /pol/ is an FBI honeypot and they're about to make the largest white nationalist bust ever

What is it about us specifically that predelicts is top having our own ghettos on this site that are often the most active threads?

>>73148870
what is place? is it like the /int/ of reddit ors
omething ?

Nationalise the whites

>>73148839
Chances of you getting robbed or murdered here are obviously higher than in most parts of the UK.

Still, I would say that if you have a 0.5% chance of getting killed in the UK, here it would be around 3%.

Many people (including me, if I had the chance) would choose the higher risk in order to lead a more exciting life.

>>73148866
t. converso

>>73148883
si, mi mota es su mota

>>73148929
what makes living in el salvador more exciting than the UK? it seems like you'd be limited by economic conditions

>>73148929
>live in shithole
>"""""exciting """""" life
Hmmmmyess
Id just go rock climbing

will never understand people who get cremated

or organ donors

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>>73148910
>MFW there are people in America who believe being white nationalist is against the law

fucks sake just realized I've been giving the delivery man cash and then writing the amount of cash I gave them on the receipt under tip, effectively double tipping

>>73148914
this sentence makes no sense

>you will never be put in charge of guarding something important, but be drawn away by a seductive saboteur
>she will never wrap her legs around you and force you to cum inside her during your moment of despair as you look up and see the destruction of the very thing you were tasked to guard, all to the tune of her spiteful and ecstatic laughter

May as well just kill myself

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"oh, what? she was a figment of my imagination?"

>think I'm in love
>talk to her for less than 20 minutes
>pretend I don't know her for the rest of my life
think this happened a dozen times already haha

>>73148959
Why? Not like you need the body after death

All organs should be taken by the health service after death tbqh

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Anyone watched this film?
most stupid shit in existence

>>73148960
Obama signed a secret executive order before leaving office to make it illegal. Wake up sheeple

>*googles fupa*
shan't be doing that again

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heres some satanic art for you guys

What do brits hear on the radio?

>>73148982
looks like yank shite so no

>>73148982
was great fun with a group but its not a good film by itself

>>73148996
american music

>>73148945
>>73148953
>someone is killed every hour in el salvador
>the country has 6 million people
>they had 700 murders last july

how is that not exciting lad?

>>73148986
Ah yes, fupa
*Surreptitiously opens google*

>>73148967
NEED to experience this

>>73148996
Adele I would guess

walked through croydon once at midnight

you can call me terminator

>>73148967
going to copy and paste this post sometime tomorrow

>>73149027
rip paxton

thought like 40 million people lived in el salvador lol

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>>73148982
Didn't finish it. Watch 'The Greasy Strangler' next

>>73148996
alex corbyn and the johnny whitley hour

>>73148996
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chart/singles

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>go on sertraline
>not had a proper stiffy in a year and half
Surely they aren't to blame.

hmmm so it appears squidlad posts in the trump general

interesting

used to spend time with homeless crackheads all night because I was lonely and on xanax

almost been stabbed by a crazy woman who wouldn't stop staring at me on the bus

>>73148295
COMFY

>>73149034
all of the central american countries combined have about 40 mil

Sometimes I wish I lived somewhere I could be purposefully killed by a stranger simply for existing
Then I remember I already do
Where's my stranger

>>73149054
pharma companies are not jewish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZAajrxvDs4

one of you fuckers posted a good remix to this pls repost if youre still a poster here

bounced your mum up and down for a bit 3b3h

>>73149084
the fuck is that? this post better not be terroristic in nature, buddy. or i'll give you a knuckle sandwich

Why is /brit/ so obsessed with gfs?

>>73149089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HR4hp_-kSI

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I hope lacey delivers my order she sounds cute

>>73148996
radio gaga

>>73149061
If you come to Rio I'll happily shoot you

>>73149110
long answer: because when you have no gf you want a gf


short answer: biology

>>73149089
heard this on beardyman's remix but i never posted it here so probably not
https://soundcloud.com/superman_t/06-saint-etienne-only-love-can

>>73149116
LACEY GREEN?

may as well spend the night shitposting in the trump general

looks like very easy (you) pickings and it will be interesting to see how they respond

>>73149106
its a bomb discovered in russia lad

>>73149122
Ah yes that's be lovely

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the gf

>>73149116
hope lacey spits in your food and includes a picture of her feet
(to clear this up, its so you can consume her saliva while jerking to her feets...)

>>73149153
same

>>73149148
Just to watch you die?

>>73149145
yeah already got two yous for telling them i had a gf with a pet squid

>>73149145
Just stay here and ask if you should live in Tower Hamlets or Chelsea -- that always gets me lots of (You)s.

>>73149151
need to cum on her face

one of my thumbs is a full centimetre shorter than the other

its called a clubbed thumb

>>73149151
so cute


i would love a gf like this

please lord, almighty god. please jesus, mother mary, and all the saints. please let me get a qt gf like this

>>73149182
megan fox has that and I'd let her put her gimp thumb up my arse hope that makes you feel better xx

got weird bumps on my skin

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what was his fucking problem?

>>73149232
Being a weird shade of non-white

>>73149159
Don't even care anymore
Just want to stop feeling, existing entirely
Shame I'm too much of a coward to kill myself, think I'll get the courage needed to enter a random building, take the elevator to the +20th floor and jump from the window though.

>>73149240
no its not like that

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this was tweeted by the "terror events" news twitter but its from april fools.

not sure if it was supposed to be a joke or not

hate spain

>>73149240
m8 dont post me bellends

>>73149249
thought brazil was filled with happy normies

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>>73149240

>>73149256
quite clearly a joke ireland is always a 5

Screen just went orange

leneord skynyrd is the greatest band in existence

not even a southerner

>>73149280
>>73149280
fantastic gimmick

>Leonard Skynard
Fuck off Liam

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>>73149249
someday*
Just waiting for an absolutely awful day as a last push, really.
>>73149261
Not quite.

late-night listen before bed x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX4TVktOjk

much prefer brits at these hours

is it because there isnt tons of normies?

>>73149167
was this stolen from the short lived aussie's pastry chef gf with (weird pet) gimmick?

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fucks sake she'd better not be black or no tip

>>73149321
>is it because there isnt tons of normies?


yes, you summed it up quite adequately....

>>73149333
Your boss should be the one paying

>>73149365
I sell drugs

Samples of hair from historical figures of the period, such as Isaac Newton and Napoleon Bonaparte, show the presence of antimony and mercury at toxic levels not normally found in human hair.

black bf has a small willy and hates the BBC meme

>>73149375
Lol so

>>73149370
sending the dea a screenshot of this post

There's nothing more sexy than an ugly chick with big tits and a nice body

>>73149370
Spare me some

>Trump donates first salary check to National Park Service

wtf

>>73149392
address?

>>73149351
That's a joke though

>>73149394
reddit

>>73149404
23B Baker Street, London

>>73149415
reddit tier post

taste of shit on my tongue because ive been licking british arse all day on here

thinking about getting a cat

>>73149444
Very gay post

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life is the most powerful phenomenon on this planet, and what we have discovered is a way to create further life
artificial life is going to be the most powerful phenomenon that we have created

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>>73149457
oh fuck off already

>>73149457
>his house is big enough for a dog
foy

>>73149473
Cat wanker wanks his fucking cats

>>73149478
Not true
But cats are gay

started cutting my legs again lads

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>started cutting my legs again lads

>>73149485
>being homophobic in /brit/

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My gay cat

>>73149485
dogs are fucking retarded and are loud and smell like shit and you have to walk them

DOG OWNERS HAVE TO CLEAN THEIR DOGS SHIT IN PUBLIC

>>73149520
nice

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>>73149521
My Great Dane would wreck all of your pussycats

>>73149521
rasheed

>>73149538
cute

how old is the fucker

>>73149520
Very gay cat

>>73149553
4 I think

170lbs

>>73149521
great post

dogs are the normies of the pet world

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>dogs are the normies of the pet world

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rate my motorcycle

hmm yes I do want a smelly piece of shit that barks at fucking nothing for hours on end and licks my face with it's disgusting tongue

>>73149673
reddit rasheed

A dog bit me once when I was delivering the post. At least cats have never done that

cats are for numales

Once bit someone when they were delivering the post

>>73149696
In Iceland?

>>73149709
Yeah

let the dog out when the postman was on his route and he bit him, was a right laugh

An autist once bit my sister for using his coat hook at school

thank god I live in a 1st world country where the drivers stop at zebra crossings, the police aren't out to fuck you and tap water is safe to drink

help what do i do when i get a match on tinder

thank god I don't have a dog that accidentally shits in my house

>>73149737
I wouldn't drink council pop right out the tap

>>73149762
its the same everywhere

radical cat and dog owner here

>>73149749
leave /brit/, normie twat

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>>73149778
not sure what you mean by this

Depends where you are in the country, I think most of England is a bit sketchy but Scottish and Welsh tap water is alright

got called racist in greggs today lads

>>73149792
hello thailad

>>73149801
What's wrong with hertfordshire?

>>73149810
Hello Ian (Liam)

why do brits pronounce cornwall like "con waw"

never buy bottled water from corner shops, it tastes very weird

>>73149838
A lot of people get scammed there

business idea: build a wall made of corn

>>73149832
that isn't me
t. liam (ian)

>>73149840
so does your willy lol

>>73149859
please do no pretend to be me, thanks

>>73149859
arr rook same

cornwall more like con waw more like CoD: WaW

Bet I could get some hairdressing students to cut my hair for free. If it isn't necessary for survival then it isn't worth paying for

green peppers and extra sauce on my pizza so it has vegetables at the least

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>If it isn't necessary for survival then it isn't worth paying for

>>73149887
where's edward scissorhands when you need him

>>73149887
What about the internet icelad?

>>73149887
don't be a cheap bastard

>>73149827
One of the least white counties and everyone who lives there is a London expat basically.

>>73149784
Hello faggot!

going to engage in the activity of sleeping

Unpopular opinion: feminism - blegh!

cucking a mate

>>73149903
You got me there, lad
>>73149906
Nothing wrong with being frugal

making a cup of postum

got called greg gregson in greg's greggs lads

>>73149965
"Coffee substitute" google says. What is it and how does it taste?

someone make a new