/brit/

alright wee man

shit edition

who's witcher lad?
fuck off liam stop following me

posting in this here thread

>73146366
disappointing

>>73146390

>gif

fuck off

got called a chowderhead in /britfeel/ lads

Sex is not real.

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sue

>>73146410
She looks 12, nonce.

>>73146404
tell us what happened la

>>73146367
me in the white

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Women's tits produce milk

What the fuck

might add 'nonce' to the ol' filter

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F E E T
E
E
T

>>73146430
I refuse to believe this is true.

girl blocked me because I told her to "run along"

:/

>>73146423
Actually believe me or not but I was on this concert. Probably the only white dude there.

>>73146367
me on the right kneeling by the railings

might do /nowater/ to cleanse my body

>>73146438
nonce

Don't like big arses

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>>73146390

might do a bodily regeneration

>>73146448
is it kyary?

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chebs >>> arse

>>73146452
i didnt eat anything for an entire day and my skin was very nice the following day

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>>73146420
shes XXIII

>>73146485
Nonce.

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>>73146475
is this true?

sex is real i have heard it taking place

but it is very degenerate

much moreso than drugs; can't believe casual sex is an accepted part of society but drugs aren't

>>73146475
Tinder works? What the fuck?

>>73146495

Yep. Mad.

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>>73146445

had sex multiple times

https://panpingo.com/room/weedboys
https://panpingo.com/room/weedboys
https://panpingo.com/room/weedboys

pass is kev

>>73146473
nah, momoiro clover z

>>73146496
Liar

>>73146496
Casual sex is never anywhere near as fulfilling as having sex with someone you love, and who loves you back

>>73146496
shut up you're the worst reddit flagger

fuck off

>>73146489

>>73146501

It's the tits. I'm pissed I didn't start using it when it came out. I could set up a date a week if I really went for it.

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>he has a hitchhiker's thumb

>>73146530
FONT

>>73146522
weeb

>>73146530
gay

>>73146533
pleb

>>73146516
foy

>>73146484
skelly

>>73146441
perv

>>73146430
spong

ex gf literally said part of the reason we broke up is because I didnt want to have sex with her every day and sometimes multiple times a day

>>73146547
Now I wish my phone was android.

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@73146474

Seeing this post from an American flag is truly a pathetic sight.

Smol anime tiddies

>>73146566
bit gay

bought a website
wont be posting it here as thats doxxable info though

the sex

>>73146570
seeing an american flag in /brit/ at all is a pathetic sight.

back from work. so whats the update on the St.Petersburg attack? figuring it was muslims (as it usually is) but could easily believe it was a false flag
>literally wouldn't put anything past Putin and that batshit country in general at this stage

>>73146579
nonce

I will leave if another nonce posts another anime image

>>73146591
dude you can't buy the internet it's just like, out there

today has been the most healthy day for me in a long time but my tummy hurts because i need a poo but i can't wake everyone up

>>73146605
itsa me mario

>>73146516
>>73146516
>>73146516
>>73146516
>>73146516
five spots left

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>>73146611

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>>73146609

>>73146581
sex every day is fucking exhausting. especially when she wants you to lick her clit for a bit

it is 14c and cloudy, will it feel warmer if it is 14c and sunny?

/brit/ is a big tent
we can fit anime nonces, normies and jfs
ys can fo though

>>73146638
confirmed nonce

>>73146644
grim

>>73146650
No.

>>73146665
wrong

might get the bus into town tomorrow even though I have a car

>>73146650
same temperature bro

>>73146674
FONT

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>>73146658
Smol

>>73146650
>it is 14c and cloudy
absolute goat weather

comfortable enough to wear a jumper but not cold and no sun causing screen glare and making you feel like a piece of shit for being inside

>>73146674
do this a lot cos i tend to get bevved whenever i go into town

>>73146684
>Age 14-15 (Estimated)
hmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiNtFzxWDHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmJ4ouUJ-T4
why dont we have this sport lads, looks sick

Might murder a Bolshevik.

>>73146708

I dont get this, could draw whatever the fuck they wanted and they draw nonce tier shite.

>ring ring
>"Hello?"
>"Have you just woken up?!"
wat do

>>73146733
anti-semite

>>73146741
'no'

>>73146708
Ackchually she is a 7000 year old magical girl and very mature for her age and the age of consent in Japan is 13 and they have no rapes there ever

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hate cooking

cracking up at the fucking earnest lad on youtube who uploaded that joke simpsons clip where lisa supports cornish independence, he replied to every comment

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>tfw Brexit because I was an angry kissless no-gf virgin who hated normies and wanted them to suffer
>Fast forward a few months, got a Spanish gf, lost my virginity to her, generally content with the state of the world
>today she told me she's moving back to Spain because she is't a British citizen and her family don't want to stay here

Not even memeing, this literally just happened.

I am going to fucking kill myself.

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Rate my gf lads.

>>73146770
Hahaha, that is what you get for trying to be a normie.

>>73146754
how old is homura after all the time loops?

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post moar feet

>>73146770
doing a howl but i do feel really sorry for you
doesn''t sound like she's moving because of brexit though x

>>73146794
Old enough for it to be weird for her to want to fuck a 14 year old

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drumpf wall

skinnyfat is most aesthetic body

prove me wrong

>>73146797

nice curve

>>73146797
what the FUCK is she looking at?

>>73146760
why are you cooking at this time you nutcase

>Go to the liquor store and see this Chinese liquor that's cheap as fuck and 60% alcohol
Probably 40% lead and 100% vile but I bought it

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>>73146826

>>73146855
had fish cheps and pes after i got up and after i went to the pub
that was at 6pm
that was all had to et so far today
is hungry

>>73146855
Not him but I am cooking spaghetti bolognese.

drinking gin AMA

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>>73146872
Can't blame her desu

Bloated muscular alcoholic is the most aesthetic body type

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>subscribers ask why I don't upload so often any more
>I have about 20 videos uploaded ready to publish
devilish lads

>>73146855
I'm unironically making a toast sandwich because I want to try that meme food Yanks always post against us.

looking for a british chap named adam has anyone seen him

>>73146901
>>73146921
he didnt ask you and he doesnt like you

>>73146930
Jealous much sweetie? xxx

>>73146855
unironically just had two rustler burgers

i hate myself for it as I try being vegetarian

>>73146806
She specifically said about Britain leaving the EU

Unironically might offer to marry her.

Can't take being alone again.

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me and the gf

>>73146954
succ

>>73146954
cute buggo

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>>73146912
Spot on

Unironically wondering why everyone keeps starting sentences with unironically.

>>73146969
he et carot

Does pretending to be interested in Korean culture and lying in general to qt3.14 Koreans on interpals make me a bad person?

business idea: drink seawater

>>73146992
No, it makes you a thirsty beta.

coops in?

gonna belt the cunt

>>73146980
it's unironically ironic

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>>73146978

>>73146980
unironically started doing it ironically, now i do it unironically out of habit.

>>73147015
unironically cannot comprehend this

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>Five people appeared in court on Monday accused of violent disorder in connection with Reker’s case. Daryl Davis, 20, Danyelle Davis, 24, Barry Potts, 20, George Walder, 20, and Jack Walder, 24, were charged after being accused of violent disorder.

Christ, could you get a more runty set of names?

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lads, post cute girls

>>73146966

She'd be ace if her face didn't exist.

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This taste like shit

>>73146980
It's post-irony you wouldn't understand

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destined_to_Witness

why are krauts such coalburners?

>>73146913
*subscribes to your channel for the sole purpose of immediately and angrily unsubscribing*

me enjoying a meal

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491262692991.webm

>Tesla's market value overtakes Ford

yanks btfo

>>73147053
he et mous

did any of those april 1st board merges stick

>>73147045
they want that black peter dick

>>73147053
I don't think it's dead yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8GvLKTsTuI

Plan B is a middle classed twat

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>It's post-irony you wouldn't understand

>>73147075
they all still exist i think

>>73147000
Alright, so long as it's not morally evil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UZYXFgQnAo

>>73147053
is the snake winning?

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>>73147126

https://panpingo.com/room/weedboys
https://panpingo.com/room/weedboys
https://panpingo.com/room/weedboys

pass is kev

cells repeat the process of degeneration and regeneration

>slic can't spell icicle
>mugabe cant get better than fifth place
>slicc and shit win every time

right laugh with the lads on panpingo

My aunt died yesterday lads, doesn't feel real yet

>>73147191
dont care

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hm

>>73147209
all things change in a dynamic environment

EHEHEHEHEHHEHE

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How was your monday, /brit/?

>some random jap just posted a fucking nolan sisters song

fuck this. I'm off to bed

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I'm gonna ace it, it can't fail!

https://youtu.be/cZ_MENTLio4


BANGING

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>>73147219
LET IT RIPPPPPPP

>>73147245
Say you only drink water

>>73146829
Scene fae Monsters movie

>>73147245
she seems nice tbqh

el mexicano

>>73147289
What are you on about, she hasn't said anything

>>73147253
sounds like something from a ps1 game

>>73147311
oh nvm was v happy to see a girl going out on a limb like that, until i realised it was just you

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What would a Russia led by Trotsky have been like lads

>>73147311
exactly

im shitposting in so many threads atm im lost. what is it

*brightons on your post*
oops sorry mate

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>>73147335
>>73147352

you rat fuck

a paradise

Going to sleep lads, someone tuck me in? xx

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you arrive in london

shaving is the fucking worst

these threads are really fucking bad

not a patch on what they were even 2 years ago which was class

been in steep decline for 28 months

only reason they're still so heavily visited is because you're all sad bastards who want someone to talk to/blog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Yb4x7LHhY

uptempo

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Top Banter

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=gURpQO9Wv0Q

>>73147447
shame they're so bluepilled

Nothing stops them from skimming you. Again, I'm from Florida, fraud capital of nation. We have McDonalds employees that will take your credit card, swipe on a skimmer, then swipe to complete your order. Sometimes you can't even see what they are doing because of the extensive window decals obscuring your view.

>>73147339
Like a colonial holding of the Greater German Reich

so thats why documentaries always cut after the predator catches the prey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so6LSuM3BhI

>>73147234
FUCKING bullshit

I might have an interview in 2 weeks, I can't remember what was said in the meeting

>>73147486
this
t. florida

>>73147499
LEAVE HIM ALONE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>73147412
fuck off to /eire/ then you brown nosing twat

sick of foreigners in /brit/ posting here because they know it's the most active and desperately post while nasally snickering to get (You)s

>>73147570
This

Business idea: start doing large amounts of endurance training while also lifting so you can eat more food but stay lean

>>73147499
S-so you're saying nature is not like Kemono Friends

>>73147486
I heard before that Americans don't really use a PIN when paying by card which I thought was weird

>>73147412
The average quality has always been about the same, people only remember the good bits from old threads and look at everything with rose tinted glasses

>>73147613
PIN technology is still new there I think(???), they all swipe or use contactless

me rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEuOIEvp4Ow

>>73147499
God damn you Richard Sidey! Sick sick bastard

>>73147505
Tell me more.
What's the job you're seeking?

elon musk replies to random people on twitter

thats cool haa

pretending to be elon musk on twitter. some absolute wetwipes probably think he replies to random people lol

>>73147641
yanks don't use contactless yet either

>>73147641
They use chip and sign it's fucking barbaric

>>73147694
reddit

@you

hello nigger

>>73147486
>swipe
what does that mean?

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so tired

Fucking hell the local swimming pool is open from 7am to 11pm every day but Sunday and between all the 'ladies only', 'kids only', 'water aerobics' and other shite the only times you're allowed to go and swim in lanes as a man over 18 is 9pm to 10pm on a Tuesday and Friday

I used to think that Japan and America were more technologically advanced that us, but then I remembered that their bank cards are shit and caveman tier

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>>73147733

>>73147717
yes we do you dumb fucking leaf

uhhhh ahhhhh uhhh ahhhh OHH
:bananas:

literally cant do any physical activity or my heart will explode, doctors cant figure out whats wrong

got called a paki in london

>>73147733
nice tr- sheeeit

>>73147746
reddit

>>73147735
... swipe down moosey ... you sticker fiend ...

>>73147754
you're a muslim at heart.

>>73147741
screaming
just go anyway

someone post retarded pepe looking sad

av u ben notty

>>73147735
...................................the truth will set you free..........................

>>73147741
Doxxed

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>>73147785

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FOY

>>73147794
naughty naughty very naughty

his name is apu apustaja

dumb pirate frogposters

oooooh that smell

>>73147854
joonas

>go to france
>get beheaded

my farts small atrocious

>>73147862
hewat

>>73147873
Same here, lad. Ate a whole tin of heinz baked beans

Drinking myself to sleep lads

Staring the 'cide right in the face

can't you smell that smell

Fucking SNP mongs did a minimum alcohol price in Scotland and now the British governments wants to do it

Fucking nanny state cunts fuck off

going to do microwave curry and that

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>>73147785

>>73147887
nah just in general no matter what i've eaten
like a rotten eggy poo
do them worryingly often too

*starts thrusting hips*

4chan is giving me advertisements in spanish

>>73147904
Broken Britain

>>73147904
sounds like a tax grab senpai

finland is a very weird alien country

call me crazy but i do not think they are human

>>73147914
stop posting here

made a sad retarded pepe post
>>>/vr/3902426

>>73147912
Maybe you have indigestion or lactose intolerance

>>73147953
*replies to it*
do you have hair like this

(asking for a friend)

bit miffed that I have a gf right now, would clean up out here lads.

What's Tommy Robinson doing now?

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>ireland

>>73147963
doxxable info

4chan joonas

>>73147937
nah im not lactose intolerant
just odd is all

done another one god help me

can't speak a word when you're full of ludes

>>73147974
sleeping i would imagine

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>>73147953
>stealing my girl
Good luck with that lads.

going to watch assassins creed on reddit

theyve got some other decent ones up; elysium, dredd, kill bill, enemy at the gates, 28 weeks later just scanning the first page

>>73147931
stop ruining the comfy /vr/ thread reeee

dried fruit always gets me tooting

>>73147953
I wish I had a girl that could be stolen in the first place.

>>73146770

Sucks man. Best of luck to you man.

>>73148046
I have had a girlfriend for 2 years now

cat in the hat is the most stupid retarded shit i have ever watched in my life

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>>73148022
haha it's funny because you don't have a girl to steal

AMIRITE?

>>73146778

not real/ 10

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Smile!

>>73148061
dont care

>>73147339

S P L I T

>>73148083
Why
Life is nothing but suffering

>hi /brit/

>>73148083
lain is a dumb whore

Dating a black girl (Jamaican). AMA

And no I haven't contracted STDs you cheeky cunts.

>dated a literal millionaire native american casino owner from ages 13-17
>fucked it up

biggest regrets lads?

Does 3" master race have to always keep a cunty attitude? Not comfy imbh

>>73148140
hello nigger

LIAM

>>73148117

>outta here, ya septic

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cheeky swim

>>73148123
Fuck off yank

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Unfortunately people tend to associate flexibility with ballet and gymnastics rather than deadly martial arts, I might never be taken seriously

>>73148023
not one of those films is even average

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>>73148140
would she look good if she were white?

>>73148161
>rude desu

>>73148150

Bit racist

theres a building site near me that has gone up in record speed, weird

reckon there is a fair bit of corruption in that industry

>>73147034

Barry Potts here

>>73147953
This guy would get laughed out the room in the US

we actually have a lifting culture here and not just "m8 just play a bit of sport here and then and you'll be alri*

>>73148176

She doesn't look like that. But she already looks good anyway.

Would it be good etiquette to offer to pay for drinks/food with the boss lads? He's an unironic millionaire and i'm an asset-less, low/mid level employee.

Feel bad being taken for dinner/drinks several times in a row, but also think I might look like a prat offering to pay.

What should I do with a week in London?

>>73148197
99% chance the lad in that photo is american

>>73148207
does he only take you?

>>73148207
ahh yes the unnatural dilemma of a wagecuck

>>73148216
he's canadian actually

the smell of death surrounds you

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ask someone with no unique or interesting qualities anything

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>>73148213

Burn down a church/ mosque/ synagogue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO3bU_AnMQk

playing game boy

>>73148238

What are your unique and/ or interesting qualities?

>>73148238
Why don't you porsue acquiring unique and interesting qualities?

>>73148238
Are you a good person?

>>73148269
>>73148269
>>73148269

NEW THREAD

>>73148269
>>73148269

3 grains of rice just fell on the carpet

So sad!

>>73148265
I had this book growing up

Used to wank to another page that had a half dressed woman

>>73148213
>Walk a lot
>Greenwich (Old Naval College/Park)
>Hampstead Heath/Hyde Park/Hampstead Heath
>British Museum, V&A, Imperial War Museum, Tate Modern
>Visit some old pubs (Churchill Arms, Princess Louise etc.)
>Visit some new pubs or breweries (Euston Tap, The Rake, Kernel, Brew by Numbers)
>Avoid Oxford Street, Covent Garden, Brixton and Camden like the plague; avoid leicester square like nerve gas
>Go out in Peckham or Hackney with le trendy kids
>Go clubbing properly (Corsica Studios/Village Underground/Oval Space/Rye Wax)
>Eat at old establishment restaurants (Rules/Simpsons/The Ivy)
>Eat at some peng foreign food spots (Mangal II, Tayaabs etc.)
>Maybe go to a runtball match, but preferably Rugby or Cricket
>eat a decent fry up (E. Pelicci, Regency Cafe, Maggies...Hawksmoor if you got £££)

Dunno, plenty more to do though.

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>>73148265

>>73148361
cheat, he is near there though.

All mosques need to be destroyed as soon as possible

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>>73146829
that nigga wishes