/balt/ /ausnz/

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I'm here

op is a faggot weebshit, literally worse than a nigga

Brexit

>>73143608
Apparently they want to merge MRU with VU, which would be a big step in the right direction. Also most students are girls, since that gender is too lazy to do anything productive and they just want to fuck around until they pop out kids when they're 30.

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>>73143712
I bet that we would get along really well if we actually met in real life

first latvian itt

73143767
i would stab you in the neck with a broken glass bottle and piss on your face

>>73143637
>>73143701
>>73143721
>>73143767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x6EWn9JSH8

>>73143767
in my experience people who enjoy anime are all socially inept autists who are insufferable to be around. i met loads through college and uni. literally all of them were terminally retarded.

edgy estonians

>>73143827
I agree with this man.

>>73143814
pisk nachui dūhas

Left my wallet in my dads car which is now parked at the airport for 2 days. Shiiiet

doing a culture post.

you're welcome to post your best girl choirs too. i even recommend you do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXA8FkQPqAU

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>>73143691
>Maybe, maybe not.
Fair enough. I'm only 20 myself so I still remember those days.

>I don't trust ironic anime posters, and its very suspicious how friendly you act.
I'm not 100% ironic anymore, I started watching Shiki since pedojew recommended it to me. I remember that you recommended Another, maybe I will watch it when I have more time. Also I just really like the way Yui looks, even if I haven't seen a single episode of the anime she's in. I would kill for a gf like that.
As for suspicious, well yeah, you should never just trust strangers on the internet, but are we really strangers? I've probably talked more to you and to other people here more than to anyone in my life besides my parents. I'm just really lonely and I LOVE you (jk [or maybe not?] nah jk)

>>73143827
>>73143860
Anime website

>>73143960
>I've probably talked more to you and to other people here more than to anyone in my life besides my parents.
wew you don't have any friends?

>>73143814
what is this man saying

73144011
socially rejected retarded loser

>>73143929
fuck they're ugly
literal horse faces and the one in the front row on the left isn't even white
disgusting

>>73144040
this

>>73144011
it's not though. it was over a decade ago, now it is predominantly non anime boards. this is a non anime board.

>>73144040
yeah. but they sing nice. now post your girl choirs.

>>73144028
We went our seperate ways after highschool and I'm too socially retarded to find new friends.

>>73144079
no i'm not autistic

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if u nose look like this then u aint normal

>>73144082
well me too, but I still have my childhood friends

>>73144033
>you're a fag and you're a fag and you're a fag too, then he offers to fight cop one on one

keep in mind this is happening in police station

also fag is not a proper translation but in general that word is used to insult people

>>73144142
Are you still in the city you grew up in?

>>73144040
3dpd am i right or am i right lol

>>73144170
I'm now studying in final course in other city(Kaunas) and I'm from the smaller city

This is pure Kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmnYqKl1LzE

>>73144129
you have no culture? what a surprise

>>73144195
Yes.

>>73144213
Hmm I see

>>73144213
where are you from faggot? and is your name Tadas or Dainius?

>>73144302
I'm from Marijėėėmpolė
>Tadas or Dainius?
no

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How does it feel to fail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qowwo-LAPpU

Thoughts?

>>73144353
ask him
>>73144400

>>73144162
that is literally what i imagined. I thought it was fuck you, fuck, fuck you too, fuck all of you, fight me.

>>73144343
>I'm from Marijėėėmpolė

you probably talk like a fag

>>73144435
what do the balt countries think of coffee?

>>73144438
well pretty much spot on

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bölüp bläp

>>73144479
there's an coffee shop for retarded students on every corner, especially riga seems to have more coffee shops than inhabitants

personally i prefer tea

>>73144449
Nope I don't have an sudovian accent

>>73144479
we prefer arizona iced tea over coffee

>>73144519
i love tea. i have it at breakfast every day. but then i switch to coffee for the day. i own a coffee machine, a cafe grade one. some might call me a hipster, i just really enjoy coffee though, it tastes great, and keeps me active.

>>73144479
mostly drink coffee. pretty much all estonians do. if u drink tea you're a slav. that's the way it is around here. some times i like a cup of mate, but that's not tea per se is it?? and we drink infusions of herbs a lot, not tea, but kind of.

>>73144614
>infusions of herbs

elborate. i did not expect this level of refined culture from estonia.

>>73144605
can't drink tea on an empty stomach. coffee goes fine, the whole 4 cups of it.

>>73144568
dont know what that is. dont much care for your name handle either

>>73144614
>le estonians are le not le slavs meme
reminder that the nation you have the highest genetic similarity with is poland

>>73144648
roiboos tea, camomille, that type of shit
he be sayin it's not tea but we know it is

>>73144605
what's your favorite tea? i love green tea the most, especially gunpowder

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>>73144690

>>73144652
I use coffee to keep me going in place of food sometimes. slows me down less than eating. if you have it with honey instead of sugar, it's even better, almost like a meal too.

>>73144690
>dont much care for your name handle either
umm ok dunno how thats relevant but im a pretty big deal around here

im a part of /balt/ culture at this point

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>>73144778
this is factually true.

>>73144648
well... we make infusions of a lot of the stuff we gather from the woods and our designated garden lands. the most popular i would say is tilia flowers. followed by chamomile and primula and rose plants so on... i know it sound arcane and shit, but we are really connected to the ground a lot more than you could imagine. i make mead with spruce cuttings for example.. idk. there's so much i can't think of right now and make into coherent post, sorry

>>73144860
>but we are really connected to the ground a lot more than you could imagine
I actually cringed at this statement

>>73144769
can't really wake up without a few cups of coffee. as far as tea is concerned, earl grey is very chill

>>73144860
>>73144892
this is so something a slav would say.

>>73144892
go to western europe and try to find the first person who has gone to the woods and gathered mushrooms... i dare you to find one in the next 10 years

>>73144778
little boy migoto go to sleep you need to be early for school
ps I'm even bigger part /balt/ culture
t. big shot

>>73144904
>earl grey
mu neeger

parsimon is the shit

>tfw you have the most street cred in /balt/
>but you prefer to stay anonymous because you want to give other posters a chance

>>73144860
good post but why do you put spruce cuttings in mead? honey+yeast is all that's necessary.

>>73144400
>you will never be able to dance like him

>>73145002
in the spring when the evergreen trees are sprouting it is advisable to use the fresh cuttings for vitamins and shit. also it adds a freshness to the brew much like you would get from citrus, but we don't have naturally growing citrus here so the spruce is the local seasonal substitute...

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Well I wasted another day and half a night with you guys, time to go to sleep and deal with retarded professors again tomorrow

>>73144997
so basically you are a nigger

>>73145110
no that is not what i said

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>>73145075
goodnight

>>73144997
>tfw I'm anonymous and my post quality has gone to complete dogshit because of it.

>cringestonians
every time.

>>73145121
then explain

because this is the meaning of street cred I found on the net
>Commanding a level of respect in an urban environment due to experience in or knowledge of issues affecting those environments
>He's been thru it all. His street cred is undeniable.

>>73145198
Replace urban with online.

He has online cred. His e-penis is massive.

>>73145228
I see

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>>73143960
>I'm not 100% ironic anymore, I started watching Shiki since pedojew recommended it to me. I remember that you recommended Another,
Never watched either of these, that was other Lithuanian who recommended it to you.
>Are we really strangers?
Yes in a way.
>I've probably talked more to you and to other people here more than to anyone in my life besides my parents. I'm just really lonely and I LOVE you (jk [or maybe not?] nah jk)
I don't have any friends either, I still don't trust the nice people
when I know only a few vague things about them, and then you trying to empathize with me. Goodnight.

>>73145228
yes this, thank you

>>73145154
you're australian, it's physically impossible for you to produce quality posts

>>73145287
still you are not really a big shot like me you little boi

>>73145287
Still managed to get 2 (You)s from you though.

>>73145312
factually incorrect
i could post all my /balt/ achievements now but you would probably get a heart attack once you see how much i influence and control this general, so i will let you wallow in ignorance for now
just know that i'm very important

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how can you even compete with me(this was not on this thread)

>>73145409
i already beat you in this game a few months ago, i will do it again

>>73145436
no you didn't I'm the most active poster in this thread

>>73145409
Is that in one thread?

>>73145366
>>73145366
have two more because i like your attitude

>>73145461
no

sleepy time

>>73145474
yes
t. most active poster

>>73145503
same. night.

>>73145461
i will see you tomorrow and crush you

>>73145482
>>73145482
Thanks :^)

>>73145506
Good work. I am quite active myself.

and that thread didn't even reached bump limit I had this much (you)s when it was 250 posts

>>73145524
>i will see you tomorrow and crush you
we will see you have never beaten me tho
>>73145532
thanks

>the botanical imbeciles don't even know how to use willow bark as natural aspirin substitute
lmao at your urbanite arse

>>73145594
>willow bark
>not drinking ayahuasca and eating poppy seeds.

Its like you want to suffer pain in reality.

tfw no gf

>>73145664
mckenna pls go

>>73145664
that's a bit hardcore shaman stuff

t. eating the mushies and banging the drum

>>73145594
lmao willow bark IS aspirin.

>>73143637
Fuck you whitey. You can't stop me

>>73145793
>slavs
>white

>>73145700
I am shulgin reincarnated.

>>73145718
'Rents away for this coming weekend. If I'm feeling better I'll go on a big trip.

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Hello fellows, I do apologize, but is /dixie/ allowed in here? We would like to offer /ausnz+balt/ an official treaty of friendship in a mutual agreement to spite Y*nks from that dreaded, despicable board that is /cum/.

We would like to shitpost alongside you against these heathens, if at all possible.

>>73145757
salitsüülhape ei ole päris sama, mis atsetüül-salitsüülhape, aga üsna lähedane toimelt. palun ära postita paska

>>73145832I
I vote yes but it's 3am here right now so I doubt you'll get many answers
Then again that means that my voice counts for more

>>73145832
Why not?
Could be good for a laugh.

>>73145832
What is /dixie/? I must know before I cast my vote.

>>73145832
hell yeah

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give me one good reason why to not ingest all of it right now

>>73145855
väheke sidrunit juurde ja ongi atsetüül-salitsüülhape. nagu kui moonile lisada kmno4 siis on morfiin.

>>73145972
I don't have one.
Do it.

>>73145972
Can't say that I care desu

>>73145972
Save it for Friday morning(my Friday night) So we can get trippy together.

>>73145989
mida vittu? tegelt? lihtsalt pritsin moonile kaaliumpermanganaati peale ja saan morfiini? sa ajad paska või ?

>>73145989
tähendab heroiin, kmno4 teeb keemilise lisandi juurde

>>73146068
loll, moon ongi morfiin. ja 20% kodeiin. kmno4 ja soolhape juurde (pulbriks tegemiseks) ja saad heroiini.

BREAKING NEWS

I just sneezed, is this an ongoing trend?
Only time will tell.

>>73146117
narks palun... näita reaktsioonivõrrandit ja moolide tasakaalu grammi järgi ja siis ma võibolla isegi kaalun su pasa tõsiseltvõetavust

>>73146129
Oh fuck what if you infected us

>>73146147
kmno4 lisab metüülgrupi olemasolevale kemikaalile. muidugi peab olema õige temperatuur jms. muidu lendab õhku

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>>73145870
>>73145928
>>73145942
Thankyou gentlemen, your support is very much a necessity in the incoming Internet Civil War that will finally divide us from these horrible Y*nks in /cum/. That is our main goal.

>>73145934
We're basically an oppressed cultural group in the South who Y*nks thought it would be fun to take away our slaves, who we loved and treated with dignity. Unlike Y*nks who would cast them out from our beloved family and cause them to run amok and turn into the savages the call "niggers" today.

Very racist. Very intolerant.

We must stop it at all costs.

Sometimes kinds sish cringestonia would just get swallowed by the sea

Kinda wish, rather.

>>73146267
absoluutselt mitte loogiline. metüülgrupi moodustamiseks pole KMnO4 piisavalt vesinikku ega lähtainesgi.

mis paska sa lugend oled? mingeid debiiliku krokodilli valmistamis õpetusi???

>>73146303
Righto. Gonna have to say NO to this.
A yank is a yank, north or south doesn't matter.

How do I become norman

>>73146488
just be yourself :)

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>>73146412
Ah, I see. Well, that was unfruitful diplomacy.

Anyway we can put it on your terms for a favorable compromise? New Zealand and some of the Baltics have already joined as our mercenaries.

But we really need Australian mercenaries for this to pull off. So what's your bargain?

>>73146365
metüülgrupi lisamine on kõige lihtsam keemiline protsess. Kmno4 + Hcl + lähtaine.

>>73146511
Thanks

Good morning. Light rain & cloudy outside today.

>>73146648
GOOOD MORNING!

>>73146587
Kasu sest pole sest metüülgrupi lisamine teeb metüülmorfiini ehk kodeiini (solpadein TM). küll tehakse niimoodi midagi ühest teisest nohurohust.

Thread theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDPcEZ8Tm08

ma tahan endiselt näha tasakaalustatud reaktsioonivõrrandit

enne seda võite kogu oma kamarajura endale perse pista ja selle otsa kärvata

>>73146553
FOY

>>73146744
Thanks. How are you doing today ?

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>>73146845
>FOY
I oughta shoot you right now, boy

But I won't, since of course you're not worth it and I'm not a mannerless Y*nk.

Have a good day, sir.

I want to die

>>73147135
die you fucking kike

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>>73147060
Reddit tier response. Exact reason why I voted NO.

dubs and I go to sleep if not gonna browse internets on my phone in bed until 5am

hello again. my internet was down so i had to ring virgin, sorry about that. where was i?

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>>73147208
V-very good post, sir, now if you will excuse me I have to attend to matters of killing myself now.

All the best wishes.

>>73147372
>tfw Virgin as mobile provider
>tfw Virgin irl

Ah yes, very fitting.

>>73147502
they do my broadband. they are cheap. the indian woman in the phone sounded qt as fuck.

>watch anime
>be autism

There's some weird fucking lady who came into my train. She's got a manky looking plush donkey with her that's been dressed up in kids clothes that she keeps talking to. I keep looking up and catch her staring at me and smiling. Does she want the D?

>>73147413
You're excused.

>>73147560
yes

>>73147560
I want to talk to her but don't know how to approach. She's holding the donkey up to the window and pointing out building that we pass.

Whoop, she just ran up to the top floor of the carriage.

>>73147643
Don't talk to her, she's of her fucking meds m8

>>73147726
off*

>>73147726
She got off the train already. :'^(
I started to fall in love with her and imagining our lives together, caring for the plush donkey and growing old in a house in the southern highlands of NSW.

Did she have bad BO ?

>>73148601
No. She had good BO. <3

Anime is a surrogate for excessive coddling during upbringing, be a Lithuanian man

>>73148889
Thanks for the flag. It is the greatest contribution anyone has ever made to /balt/+/anz/

Morning, cunts

>>73150323
Moning moning tru

im not a thing they control

dont worry about me im fine

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looking at the church in the night sky

face me when i speak

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wondering when gods gonna say hi

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please

>mikoto

wondering where is god

bow wow 50 cal

right here
i'm god
ur trash
kys lol

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morning

>>73151112
Morning m8

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>>73151157
Hello how are you doing lad!

>>73143637
cool baltic niggers

>>73151167
Good. Getting ready for work.
How are you?

>>73151242
Doing alright, also getting ready for work. Started sailing again and doing some workout since it's spring and the air is fresh as it can ever be. Hope you and the others here have a great day!

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he smiled.

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Why didn't I die while sleeping

>>73151455
Because God want's you to suffer.
Death would be a gift to you.

>get on the bus
>hand the driver 50c
>driver asks if I want the full price ticket
>look too old to be considered a student
>definitely look to young to be considered a senii
>tfw the bus driver thinks you're either a cripple or a retard
;_;

reminder to not be a catholicuck

>>73151849
no
youre so autistic
you can get like 5c off a ticket if u dont ask for the ticket
bus driver takes all the money to himself and doesnt register you as a passenger, off the records

>>73151875
oh wow whole 5 freaking cents? thats like amazing
are you a jew or something
t. not him

>>73151875
>dodging taxes
Plz stop, Ivanov.

>>73151925
>>73151932
pricks

>>73151950
thanks

>>73151968
sometimes its 10c
bus ticket to newrest city is 55c so i buy it for 50 sometimes if i dont have the change

>>73144435
da

Just put a custom ringtone on my phone.
Any guesses which one I put ?

>>73152239
Petrol Powered Goon Bag Holocaust?

>>73152255
No.

>>73152239
the crazy frog ?

>>73152342
No.

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just put colourful paper under my lit nokia phone keyboard

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>>73152531
wtf, I used to do that also. Used to have a Nokia 2100, it had a clear section in the back to put a photo in it. Possibly of your girlfriend. XD

im not sorry
>>73152658
yes everyone did this

Hmmm.

ITCHING FIST
GRINDING TEETH

why am i so angry lately

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>>73152943
Because you lost control of your life?

>>73152943
Because you haven't fapped lately ?

>>73152957
no its going better than ever
im just naturally angry now instead of sad

>>73153002
did a wank last night

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>20°C in brisbane

had to close the window holy shit

>>73153063
Yes. I had the window closed last night also. I am lower Gold Coast.

good morning famalamalams

>newsreader talking about St Petersburg attack
>refers to the dead as "alleged people"
>mfw not even the newsreader thinks Russians are people
Hmmm.

>>73153434
hello

>>73153502
how are you? seen any roo;s lately?

>>73153523
I'm ok 2bh, yourself?. Haven't seen any roos for a few months but there's a place nearby where I'm guaranteed to find some if I ever want to.

>>73153584
im doing good myself, didnt get any sleep but im good, does roo meat taste good? (nod da benis)

>>73153611
It's actually god-tier if barbecued. People don't really eat if that often though, which is surprising because it isn't even expensive.

>>73153645
one beautiful day ill be in the australian outback, wearing black rubber boots, a rain coat with no tshirt, black shades and that strayan hat, drinking vb and eating barbecued roo meat while singing strayan songs. mark my words.

>>73153695
Sounds tops m8, I will hold you to you word.

>>73143929
Fuck, that's really good. What are they singing about? I bet it's some stupid sad shit, like she has to go marry someone she doesn't know and leave her parents home, and it's so-oh-sad.

>gym twink got AIDS

>tfw

*wakes up
*looks in the mirror*
fucking hell lads
when did i become so fat

If you would do a "Lithuanian" would you get drunk beforehand? Asking for a friend

>>73154092
stop drinking coke retard
>>73154076
>gym ran out of The Press bars

Fuck lads, It's starting to get cold. I can already see I'm starting to get sick, my nose is running a bit, and I keep sneezing.

>>73154095
There is always hope Anon

>>73154148
how do you get sick in such warmth

>>73154148
>having a cold in Australia
What the fuck m8, something must have gone really wrong.

>>73154148
lol gay

>>73154189
>>73154191
It's been a bit chilly the last two nights desu.

EEEK

>>73154165
After 4 years of hope you get tired. I tried changing myself, really did, but when something doesn't work for 10 times, would you honestly try an 11-th one? I'm not even sad, kind of happy to finally be at a place where this seems like a real possibility instead of a dream.
Inability of some people to accept the fact that some people want to leave this ride is just a way for them to deal with the fact that life might not be all it's cracked up to be. Honestly, death is no big thing, we're all gonna go through it sooner or later, what's the big fuss? Though as I say this, I realize that this is out of the norm and technically I'm the fucked up one

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I wish to have a big, hard, veiny and throbbing AUSTRALIAN penis in my mouth, and I wish to have my throat fucked and then swallow every last drop of the pungent and potent AUSTRALIAN seed.

And your thoughts?

Need a 3d bf right now

I'm Russian female and I hate anime, that's god I'm not that pedojew weebshit lel.

>>73154297
Hmmm yes quite the erection being formed

>>73154347
Oopsie daisies, didn't mean to reply to that post hehe, that would be a bit morbid.

>>73154300
Please see >>73154347
Sorry for any confusion.
Thanks.

>>73154334
female(male)?

>>73154297
just keep trying pussy

whats wrong?

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>>73154376
How big is your benis?

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>>73154417
like 12 inches or something haha, yeah pretty big lol

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>>73154454
Hmm...

>>73154408
too lazy to type, funny thing I never got hung up about being labelled a pussy, mostly because I'll already be dead and won't even know, lol

anyways, I wanted to discuss alcohol in relation to suicide, but I guess nobody is up for that, gonna get another coffee then and try to get some of my thesis done

>>73154590
What is your thesis for?

>>73153487
This translation is incorrect, idiot

>>73154590
Alcohol might seem helpful, but consider a couple of things:
1) being drunk increases chances of fucking something up and staying messed up and immobile for the rest of your life.
2) drunk you is not the real you. And you definitely want the real you to make this kind of decision, especially in the last moments.

Tl;Dr: don't do it at all, anon. Just suffer through like the rest of us.

>>73154386
No you're the only male here, pedojew role player. I'm real woman and you jelly of that fact, disgusting weebshit.

>>73154791
1. true, it's hard to fuck up suspension hanging, but if I choose a shitty door knob to tie it to it might break and then brain damage for life

2. true again, but I think the decision can be made before getting drunk. The point of alcohol is to suppress survival instinct, which is very strong as most of us have probably experienced. True "you" or self is an illusion anyway as it is in state of constant flux, though with some more constant variables

>Just suffer through like the rest of us.
Don't you get bored of it? I'm not saying I'm suffering more than others or that I'm some special victim. Coddling and "it'll be okay" is not what I seek, I'm just genuinely interested on others opinions on suicide and why you're for/against. What's really the point of living unless you really achieve something in life, be it a business, art/scientific achievements or whatever. As a kid I used to think a family would make me happy and fulfilled, but I'm quite disillusioned with it.

Now excuse me, some teen girls came to smoke under my windows and I have to creep on them

>>73154849
тнн бич

>>73154763
t. (alleged) person

*sits at university*
*is bored*
hmmm yes wasting 4 years of my life on this was a good decision

/s

how did all this cum get on my mousepad

>>73155431
Sorry, it was me. Your cum bottle was full.

>>73155373
STOP USING REDDIT CULTURE

>>73155480
it's ok if it's ironic

>>73155493
NO

>>73155493
its ok if you kill yourself after the fact

>>73155493
Noone sees it as ironic because (((they))) dont even know what it means

little girl sat in my lap out of nowhere
fucking hell
slowly lifted her off

>>73155521
STOP ME IF YOU CAN

>>73155528
nobody invited you fuck off

>>73155532
they will learn, i will spread the word

>>73155558
you know what she wants.

also
>off by three

>>73155561
ok
*filters you*

>>73155595
thanks

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FATHER FATHER FATHER

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INDEED I AM PRETTY

don't get attached to people and don't expect anything from them

why are little kids so attracted to me
is it because im so tall?
they just talk to me all the time

every time i sit here outside my russian class
little kids say dumb shit like "yo" and "ciao"
i try to just reply with a "sveikas" and they usually stop talking afterwards
little girl said to her friend that i have cooler glasses than hers

should i just become a pedophile?

just had a wank
feeling pretty good right now

>>73155007
>1. true, it's hard to fuck up suspension hanging, but if I choose a shitty door knob to tie it to it might break and then brain damage for life
Drunkards are much more prone to these kinds of mistakes.

I guess my point with (2) was that if your will to kill yourself is not as strong as your survival instinct, then perhaps you should listen to your survival instinct instead of suppressing it with artificial means. That's just a way to measure if you really really want to kill yourself or if it's just a weak and possibly temporary impulse.

>Don't you get bored of it? I'm not saying I'm suffering more than others or that I'm some special victim.
Yeah, truth be told, I was somewhat disingenuous here. I don't really feel like my suffering is serious. Sure, I am a failure in many ways, but overall my life is still pretty sweet, at least sometimes, at least to some decent degree.

I'm trying to convince you to not kill yourself because it saddens me that so many Lithuanians are so depressed. And since I'm slightly patriotic, I would love to see the trend reversed.

However, when I try to convince you to not kill yourself, that's not really solving the problem in any way. And it very well may not be in your best interest.

There's just something jarring about the irreversibility of suicide. I don't want you to kill yourself.

>>73155746
read Aurelius's Meditations


really want to fight someone tbx
the edgy retard laughed at my joke in class and i got angry
idk why it triggered me
hes usually the one NOT to laugh

>>73155761
you already are, mikoto

I'd rather allow niggers ITT than anime

>>73155761
do NOT sexualize the little girls

>>73155761
>sveikas
>healthy?

Why are you weirded out by little kids talking to you? Just be nice dude, they're in a very delicate development stage.

>>73155834
This.
Lesser of two evils.

>>73155845
im not

>>73155864
im nice
they dont talk to other people sitting here
just me

stop using google translate.

>>73155864
"Sveikas" means "hi". Though I suppose you're just pretending to not understand that, are you?

>>73155761
but mikoto, you already are a pedophile

>1/30 recent posts had anime in it
>they still get triggered
mentally impaired "people" should be euthanized.

any gurls wanna meet up and fug?

theres this fa depressioncore qt in 8th grade i could fuck
should i
jk lads have a gf(soon)

>>73155918
ew not i bet you're ugly and an autist
i would never date a creep from here

t- girl (female)

/s

>>73155889
Ok then. Kids are always interested on things that are out of the ordinary. They see a giant and want to interact. I get it a lot too because I'm white.
What do I use instead?

>>73155918
i'm down, though i'm not really a girl

>>73155927
gimme her contact details

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>>73155910
havent watched anime in 2 months now
im behind all that shit
>>73155934
learn the language
I'm not out if the ordinary
plenty of 190cm+lads ITS (in this school(

boiz

a fucking minions shirt

tig tax

>>73155761
it wouldn't be considered pedophilia, since you are underage too

>>73156004
>minions
Straight into the gas chambers tbph.

>>73155967
>learn the language
Purely so I can understand the little tid bits of words that get typed on 4chan? Nah, I'll keep learning Spanish.

Fuck, what do they feed you all to make you all so tall?

>>73156012
age of consent is 16+ here you americuck
>>73156026
superior genes and milk

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>>73156011

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Thread is almost at bump limit.

Prepare to make a new thread in time, else I will make another anime edition.
Just wanted to give you a warning

>>73155934
>What do I use instead?
"Socrates was a NIGGER!"

>>73156058
drop it

>>73156058
That's very big of you.

>>73156077
*drops it*
oh no now it broke

>>73155933
I'm wicked, nihilistic, etc.

>>73156039
I drank heaps of milk growing up but I'm only 184cm. Shitty manlet Australian genes :'^(
I stopped drinking milk 2 year ago when I realised it was the thing causing my acne.

>>73156099
good
i will kill
anime

>>73156112
haha lol..

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>>73156061
I... I... I don't know what you mean?

>>73156112
>184
How do you live with yourself? Most girl are taller than you...

xanax will make this go away

>>73156112
My parents put a lot of effort into making me eat healthy as a child but I only ended up 178cm. I'm convinced that the British Isles and Western Europe as a whole must have pretty poor height genetics.

WHERE IS SHE
SHE DOESNT EAT THIS LONG USUALLY

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>>73156145
>>73156162
SHUT UP!!
I do my growing exercises every day!

>>73156199
she's at the turkish exchange student's dorm

>>73156224
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SAY IT AINT SO

but rly dont offens her i WILL flip

>>73156220
jk, 184 is pretty average, maybe even 1-2cm above it
you still have a shot with most women

>>73156242
ok sorry

>>73156256
my gf is 177cm


just a reminder hah

tall girls are a redpill
imagine our kids though
perfect

>>73156283
tall girls are scary

>my daughter will b a bball slut
fuck...
i hope i guide her a Christian path

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>>73156322
>i hope i guide her a Christian path

MAKE A NEW THREAD

>>73156256
Lol average female height here is 161cm. All my gfs have been really short, to the point where doing doggy is too difficult.

reminder to NOT associated with basketball girls

if my son masturbates i will circumcise him

>>73156346
wtf is wrong with anglo genetics?

>>73156380
>>73156380
>>73156380

>>73156377
We sacrifice height growth for brain and dick growth ;^)

>>73156405
dick size?
iq?

unironically 7.5 inches and its thicc and 134 here

>>73156455
7.6 inches, thiccc and 136
checkmate baltboi

>>73156513
heh lyin shit
im not Baltic btw

>>73156535
Half Russian, perhaps?

>>73156558
full russian m8

>>73156579
Isn't that only speculation?

>>73156598
no
mum is russian
daddy has russian surname
im russian

>>73156618
hmmm ok

last 2bh