/brit/

Gleefully living in the past edition

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juneau is ultra comfy

>>73141417

If we look at the direct combat elements of the fleets, excluding spain's amphibious landing ships as seen is defending, and both side's research vessels, minesweepers/ mine countermeasure ships and the fast patrol boats
I will list displacement as well

>Spen: (3 attack submarines (4 replacements expected),1 aircraft carrier, 12 frigates, 8 patrol)

110,629 tonne displacement+8,800 tonne submarine replacements expected

>3 Galerna Class Submarines (1,760 tonnes)
>(have 4 S-80 class (2,200 tonne) Submarines scheduled)

>1 Juan carlos amphibious Assault ship (27,079 tonnes)
functions as an aircraft carrier

>6 Alvaro Class Destroyer (5,800-6,400 tonnes)
>6 Santa Maria Class Frigates (4,000 tonnes)

>5 Meteoro Class Offshore Patrol Vessels (2,670 tonnes)
>3 Descubierta Class Patrol Vessel (1,640 tonnes)
>Bongistan: 4 strategic submarines, 7 attack submarines, 19 frigates, 4 patrol,1 helicopter carrier, 1 aircraft carrier+1 expected, 2 amphibious docks

250,600 tonne displacement+ 39,120 amphibious docks + 141,200 aircraft carriers

>4 Vanguard Class Submarines (15,900 tonnes)
>3 Astute Class Submarines (7,400 tonnes)
>4 Trafalgar Class Submarines (5,300 tonnes)

>(Scheduled for 2020- 2 Elizabeth Class Aircraft >Carriers (70,600 tonnes)- 1 is built already but undergoing trials, next is close to completion)

>HMS Ocean (21,500 tonnes)-helicopter carrier
>Albion Class (19,560 tonnes)-amphibious transport dock

>6 Daring Class Frigates (8,500 tonnes)
>13 Duke Class Frigates (4,900 tonnes)

>4 River Class Patrol Vessels (1,700-2,000)

as we can see the Royal navy has an advantage, the Moors are going to get BTFO

My phone reminds me when it's bedtime hehe, it's like having a mummy

>>73141478

No, no, by no means. It's just... isn't this... aren't you ill-suited for this convention?

*Yvette Fart looks down at her dress and nods*

Yvette: Yes, I know, it's a risque fit. I just didn't have anything else that was quite--purple enough--but, er, you don't seem to have bothered.

What? Is that a requirement? You're actually supposed to wear this purple sort of thing? And the top hats?

Yvette: Isn't that what you were saying?

What? What? What? No! No, goodness no. Far from it. I just meant... well, wouldn't you be better off at a... you know, a Fart's Convention?

*Yvette is mortified. She empties her glass in Paul's face and stomps off*

I don't understand. What right does a Fart have to take a spot in the Cadbury's Convention? I've a mind to complain.

*Paul walks through the throng and approaches the stage, where the organiser is enjoying a Dairy Milk bar with his friend*

Excuse me! Excuse me sir! Are you in charge of this operation? I've a real bone to pick!

*the organiser frowns, beckons Paul up*

Organiser: Whatever's the matter, lad? Oh, been taking a tongue lashing for your clothes is it? It's tradition you know to come in purple--

No never mind that. I'd just like to know your justification for this! *paul gestures behind him, where Yvette is sobbing next to a chocolate fountain with a martini glassful*

Organiser: For the chocolate fountain?

No! No, you buffoon, for the woman!

Organiser (nonplussed): Well, she performs several vital services for the man -- bears his children, makes his toast --

swear my flaccid cock ejaculated when i was on a high dose of acid, this happened to anyone else?

Wish Iceland had some nice classical architecture

NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mummy is insist going to the doctors will help with the 'pression but too scared to go

Anime

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might actually do a 'cide

it's been a long time coming

alri lads

>>73141587
used to live here in high school. remember sneaking out the upstairs window and climbing down the tree to meet up with a qt girl and we just wandered

>ask gay friend (who's also a furry) if we can have sex
>he says yes
>we have sex

I quite like anal

>>73141644
wish I was a normie yank

>>73141625
Try not to

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here we are

all the lads

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>>73141417
Fuck off autismo yank britaboo cunt

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>>73141598
no but now i will be para that its going to happen

>>73141597
No, no, no! That woman, there, next to the fountain!

Organiser: What, Yvette? My justification for Yvette?

*Paul folds his arms* I'd like to hear it!

*awkward pause*

See, I bet you haven't got one! I know what this is, Mr Cadbury. Sexist pandering! That's what this is! Yvette Fart? Eh? What's a harridan name like that doing in a convention like this? You're sweet on her, aren't you? And she wasn't playing squash, not a bit. So you abused your authority to CHEAT Miss Farty Botty into the convention! Symptom of this society, isn't it? I mean what next? Dogs in the convention? Can't call a dog Cadbury, they'd think you were talking about the sweetmakers! Think you'd gone bally mental! You won't get away with this, Mr Cadbury.

Organiser: Lad, I think there's been a glitch in our communications, as they say on the radio. This is the Cadbury's Convention. For Cadbury's fans. Of the, er, sweetmakers.

*Paul deflates*

Not the Cadbury's Convention for people named Cadbury?

Organiser (gently): no, lad.

*organiser hands paul a brochure: Three Cheers for the Chocolatiers!*

Well, that explains the costumes I suppose. And the farty girl.

Organiser: I think you owe Yvette an apology.

No, I don't think so.

Organiser: That's quite hurtful, Paul. What makes you say that?

Sketch is over.

Organiser (uncomfortably): no it isn't.

Yes it is. It's done. You can't go from one dire punchline to another. What, is she going to throw another drink at me? Or, or, or fart, or something?

Organiser (loud, forceful): I think you owe Yvette an apology.

You stopped caring halfway through and all. You called me Paul.

Organiser (taking off hat): I suppose I did drop the ball.

*cut to basketball match played entirely by chess pieces*

Commentator (o.s.): Yep, the White Bishop has just dropped the ball!

*the Chess Sketch ensues*

*thrashes you with a Singapore cane*

>>73141625
why?

>>73141625
bye

need to spaff on a pair of nigger tits

>>73141417
the greatest pm britfags never had

>>73141625
>lives in arguably the current greatest country in the world
>wants to 'cide

nah mate. youll be alright

>>73141647
good post

>tfw exgf

i am still using a piece of shit phone from 2012

getting quite embarrassing now

>>73141630
oh just fuck off
why do yanks lick arse so much?

>>73141653
Sounds fun

Wish I were a bender so I could have casual bender sex with all my bender mates and have a jolly old bender time

>>73141478
>>73141597
>>73141671
enjoyed the opening few lines but the dialog isn't going well at all

marriage is a mutually destructive cultural delusion

>>73141653
Did you yiff

>>73141589
>>73141597
>>73141671
not a word

>>73141587
It looks very nice. I'd love to move anywhere in the North-West of the US/Canada

>>73141706
not switzerland

Got drunk and horny so messaged about 25 girls across Tinder, Facebook, POF etc

It's been half an hour and none of them have responded so I've resorted to coming to /Brit/ to chat.

Hi lads.

>>73141723
u alri lad? fuckin hell mate no need to be a cunt.

>>73141594
Class isn't it

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>>73141667
lmao he's still mad

>>73141706
living in a good country is meaningless in the face of near-lifelong rejection and detachment

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>this australian

>>73141741
nah it was just fairly bog standard gay stuff

>>73141721
why? stop falling for normie consumerist meme

it just exists to con deano and co out of their shekels

>>73141694
nah he was a cunt

>>73141706
>lives in arguably the current greatest country in the world
dumb yank did you only look at the top left corner?

>>73141751
Absolute state

>>73141751
now then

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Working class?

Not a fan.

>a brit calling anywhere grim

oh boy

>>73141660
>scotland is the traitor

fitting

crazy that the UK is literally the worst of the anglo countries to live in now

>>73141757
stop appropriating my culture you fat cunt, you're not one of us and never will be

>>73141647
I love it

>>73141793
>stop falling for normie consumerist meme
its a piece of shit, takes about 2 minutes to check the time it is so fucking slow, doesn't work in the cold

battery runs out in about 10 minutes

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On Memorial Day, May 30, 1983, using suction cups for the first four floors before switching to a camming device he connected to the building’s window-washing track, Goodwin successfully scaled the North Tower of the World Trade Center in New York City.

Goodwin attached an American flag, the same one he taped to the Sears Tower in 1981, to the upper-most floor of the North Tower in tribute to Americans who died in war.

Goodwin said he made the climb to call attention to the inability to rescue trapped occupants from the upper levels of skyscrapers.[2][6][7]

gonna do a 'cide to show the gf that i am NOT to be broken up with

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Marxism is literally a cult. All marxists need to kill themselves to join marx on the spaceship

>>73141847
how so?

>>73141847
haha yeah

*sits in my study sipping whiskey whilst I listen to the neighbours argue in the street over the bins*

>>73141852
>muh speshul club

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Ah yes the so called northern Irish British ""people""

>>73141721
Same here. Accidentally ruined my slightly never phone by going for a sea swim with it in my pocket haha

>>73141874
how did he climb the wtc when it was 9/11'd?

Not even THAT much of a bender

But there's something really alluring about the thought of letting a lad fuck my arse and cum inside.

Just being in the position of power where you give someone permission fuck you and feel your insides. This turns me on more than any sort of tactile pleasure. Maybe it's too abstract for your runt minds.

>>73141847
its alright

>>73141874
Heh.

>>73141417
why did heath kick him out of the cuckservative party

>>73141936
alri czechlad

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>>73141918
>Benny McGinnis and Mark Chambers

screeching

>>73141899
that'll show her

>>73141847
Is it?
Would only really rather live in New Zealand, and that's if I had to choose

>>73141847
>now

>>73141918
Scared?

>>73141918
they can fuck off we shan't be paying for that

>really like a musician/band
>find out they're really big into politics

>>73141936
1. Twink?
2. Sudetenland?

>>73141899
maybe you should lad i'm fucking bored of reading your posts

really gone off coconut milk lately

>>73141847
no

nz > canada > uk > australia > usa

>>73142001
fuck drumpf!!!!!!!

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>>73141587
Alaska is full atm.

>>73141918
Fucking hell they're just Irish people that wish they were English

very sad

>>73141904
Marxism =/= Communism

UK should build a wall on the border with Ireland

been pissing in some lads coconut milk recently
wonder if he's noticed

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Inside Lanza's room investigators found "materials regarding the topic of pedophilia and advocating for rights for pedophiles," and a "screenplay or script" titled Lovebound "describing a relationship between a 10-year-old boy and a 30-year-old man."

On December 1, 2011, Lanza posted about a dream in which he tried to kiss a "kindergarten-age" girl, but she rebuked him. Annoyed that she had been "brainwashed," Lanza wrote that he picked her up and tossed her over a railing.

"In short time the children will be brainwashed, pumped full of Xanax and told to conform, until they have been turned into the oppressors. the children are already dead."

gimme gimme gimme

a man after midnight

gas the rich class war now

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what you lads wearing for own clothes day?

>>73142059
false flag

i would like either a yank, leaf or kiwi passport

>>73141899
FONT

>>73142059

Such a creepy runt

having a lowkey listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiP4FZcacKs

>>73141904
literally cults are comprised of leftists. see jim jones and marshall applewhite

>>73142081
plain tshirt, jeans and trainers

>>73142059
Yeah MKULTRA will do that to you.

>>73142059
>Lanza posted about a dream
posted where?

>>73142081
the fuck's an own clothes day?

gf broke up with me because i came on her and in her lads

might have a baby with a girl that hates me lol

>>73142059

Paedophiles should have more rights tbf

>>73142081
school uniform

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YES PLEASE MY FRIEND WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU?

>>73142081
>own clothes day

But I already own all of my clothes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Los1l042TY

>>73142173
very good post

>>73142165
free the paedos

>>73142173
mixed kebab pls

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anime

>>73142162
I'd be pretty pissed if my bf came in one of my lads as well

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mhm

>>73142173
>>73142198
>>73142209
>eating literally pooey rasheed food

>>73142142

he was a member on a runt forum about mass killers
https://adamlanzasmigglesfiles.wordpress.com/

>takeaway that I order from a lot has a paki delivery driver and sells kebabs and stuff, so I assume it's ran by pakis
>walk past it today
>the staff are all white guys, it's just the delivery drivers are pakis

interesting

>>73142215
haha
no seriously i am considering a 'cide

>>73142220
lol shut up mate

https://www.dutyfree.io literally cheap non-taxed cigs. completely legit
stick it to the nanny state

don't order more than two cartons at a time though or customs gets uppity

Was burning a scented candle in my room and the fire alarm went off, and the 30-40 people who live in my apartment block had to wait outside for the fire brigade to come. Not sure if it was me who set it off desu, feeling a bit guilty.

>>73142252
rasheed

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me

>>73142162
you raped her?

>>73142219
Really makes me reconsider my beauty standards

>>73142263
good lad
fuck the normies

doing a cringe at stuff i did 5 years ago

YORKSHIRE

YORKSHIRE

YORKSHIRE

YORKSHIRE

>>73141417
I always thought his name was eunuch power

>>73142081
Fred Perry polo
McKenzie jacket
G-Star jeans
K-Swiss trainers

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1pETnsqnOs

>yfw Americans can't even handle a TIKKA MASALA

what race are the delivery drivers in muslim countries?

>>>/pol/119377748
>>>/pol/119377902
>>>/pol/119380828

o i am laffin

>>73142282
nah i pulled out but i think it went in

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Drinking a coffee lads, got 4 more slides of this godforsaken presentation to finish and then bed time for me

>>73142288
Did you serve in the IDF and shoot Palestinians, Avi?

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>>73141417
We need to secure an existence for the White British people.

>>73142314
what a shit joke

never understood people complaining about shitting and throwing up from eating fucking rice and chicken

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All Round to Mrs Brown's
Series 1: Episode 2
Entertainment show hosted by Mrs Brown. Agnes and the family are joined by the nation's favourite sofa couple, Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield.

>>73142314
Americans can't even handle cheese

>>73142318
australian

>>73142287
probably not unless you struck a match 1cm from the detector

>>73142260
hmmmmm doing a big think

>Hull University docks marks if you say words like "he" or "mankind" because they're too sexist
Burn it all down.

>>73142354
No idea why its so popular in the UK

>>73142354
Mrs Brown's Boys is the greatest enigmas of the universe. It's one of the most popular shows on television but I don't know anyone who watches it or even who likes it.

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>>73142314
>eating food containing fecal matter

ISHYGDDT

>>73142343
none of them in america

>>73142376

Hull has a university?

>>73142361
Nah it was just a small candle burning on the other side of the room producing no smoke. Think it's very unlikely that it set it off desu, but I can't be sure.

>>73142389
Americans literally shart in their food source

> drunken Normies set the fire alarm off at 3am coming home and making toast
rrrrrrRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE

I will make the Normies pay one day

>>73142240
your main reason for wanting to die is a temporary thing. would recommend watching a good anime like k-on or demi-chan

>>73141417
>>73141452
Good stuff. I tried reading some of his works, he's always tried way too hard to sound smart.

Business idea : slather my boipucci In honey and throw me in a bear cage

>>73142376
hull isn't just a made up town from doctor who?

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lol look at this lads, might pop in for a ''''pint'''' in a bit, is a short walk from me.

What are yanks like eh?

>>73142263
my mate did that once at uni by holding a spliff up to the detector claiming it was busted. was a big block too of like 100 people. at 1am. was funny shit.

>>73142382
I don't care what we did to you Irish we didn't deserve the Mrs Brown's universe

sister came out her room naked didnt know i was there

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>>73142354
HAHA LIKE THE 70s ISNT IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://youtu.be/4iF2n1Uet-Q

this choon's a zoners lads

Find it funny that Spain wants Gibraltar as if incorporating it into their country would make some vast improvement. Perhaps their people should get off of siesta

>>73142376
It's a Jewish communist sociology professor, not even joking

>>73142439
see this is why growing up in the same room as your sister is a great idea, but you become completely unphased by seeing each other naked later in life

>>73142339
didnt serve all the 3 years of it
in fact the bad memories im cringing about are exactly the stuff that made me want to shoot myself and get a discharge

>>73142162
so she let you go bareback and then got mad that you spunked on her?

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>>73142416
and you like it my cute icelander friend
now post bp

wonder if spree killing is a kind of extreme sexual fetish

>>73142354
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/tvshowbiz/video-1440317/Holly-Willoughby-flaunts-underwear-bawdy-interview.html

>>73142435

Its banned from my telly, everyone i know who enjoys it is a thick cunt.

got diamonds on all of my fingers
thats too much sauce

>>73142435
only idiots like it over here though

Tell me about the NHS

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>>73142354
no idea what that is so i googled it

>>73142430
>oz
would glass a barman if he tried this shit with me

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>>73142507

>>73142487
she forgot to tip, he had no choice

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>>73142035
Wrong my Marxian friend. Now all you have to do is drink the kool-aid and you can join him in the communist utopia.

>>73142435
>I don't care what we did to you Irish

Careful lad ... Every time a post like that is made it's renewed for another season

>tfw 5'4 and built like British Petroleum

>>73142509
Of course it is. See: Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer

>>73142589

They weren't spree killers

it goes without saying that there's a major sexual element to serial killing

>>73142556
Such an unnatural sight

>>73142541
>Holly Willoughby shows knickers on Mrs Brown
*surreptitiously opens Google*

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Do you lads think that Spain is going to get RAMP'D?

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rate oc

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>>73142354
been done already.

reverse diversity interestingly.

I've missed out on a lot of films since they stopped releasing them on VHS

>>73142536
it's pretty great in principle, there are a few issues though

>chronic under-funding by Tories that want it to fail so they can 'fix' it with private sector initiatives (see funding relative to EU counterparts or OECD average)
>diminished incentive for fatties/smokers/boozers to change their behaviour as they don't suffer the health or financial consequences of their actions
>Huge procurement inefficiencies
>Consultants (business consultants, not high-ranking doctors) & middle-managers really take the piss

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So what is it, you'd say, you DO here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB88-IQDKZE

screeching

time to watch the walking pleb

if ur belt is not goyard
you cannot talk to me

>>73142654
manager at jjb sports

>>73142632
Better without Switz

don't like watching university challenge

not good for the ol' 'lf 'steem

wish normies would shut the fuck up about mental health
how is ''''''''breaking the stigma'''''''''' going to help?

>>73142661
RICK DIES

holy shit. interstellar is literally one of the best pieces of art that has ever been created

people 50 years from now will be amazed at how little of credit it received for being the closest thing we've seen to a perfect piece of film

tears were streaming down my face by the end. fucking brilliant

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>>73142632
>France

>>73142648
smokers save money because they die earlier idiot. this was proven in multiple studies

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>>73142219
looks like a bounding demon (dragon arse)

>>73141847
Correct but it's hardly the worst country to live in. It's all relative my nugget.

Btw i moved to Lyon . All Brits should come here. Apart from the lack of bantz everything here is superior to England.

>tfw didn't go to an Ivy League uni

They really are idyllic lads

>>73142654
post "having a wank" and "doing a poo" all day while stewing in my own bitterness and self-hatred

>>73142689
literally this. fantastic film

>>73142707
Fuck off frog

Business idea: shoot smokers to kill them even sooner

>>73142689
Not as good as Starship Troopers, but then again, nothing is

no one ever complains about Indians do they. Been here just as long as p*k*s but dont cause anywhere near as much social disharmony.

>>73142658
why is that funny

>>73142690
great country
unlike the usa haha

>>73142422
hate anime
just want a gf

>>73142689
arrival was better

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>>73142689
>its LOVE guise!!! :) <3

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>>73142762
But I like France
Why do the French hate America?

>>73142763
>only 99 wc

I bet yer lvl 3 too, pure skill faggot, 1v1 me in wildy

>>73142689
BRAVO NOLAN
R
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N
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>>73142776
Neither were great, but you are VERY wrong.

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Business idea: kill every Marxian cultist

>>73142771
anime is the cure to wanting a gf

>Women are given positive discrimination
>Gays are given positive discrimination
>Muslims are given positive discrimination
>Blacks are given positive discrimination
>The disabled are given positive discrimination
>Ugly people are left to rot
>Ugliness means people respect you less
>Ugliness means you get no sexual attention
>Ugliness means you are discriminated against for the way you look

>>73142763
not taking steroids

>>73142797
love americans but despise america
its influence is not good

>>73142173
Something that you wiped your arse with Abdul.

arrival was good but it was just a film

interstellar was a journey, an adventure
not sure how people can even compare the two

>>73142689
MURPH


But seriously Matthew Mcconnaghy is one of those actors like Dicaprio who you can tell is trying really hard but just doesn't have the subtlety to do that final level of convincing

>>73142648
a doley pack a day smoker probably pays more tax than a non-smoker earning 40k a year

>>73142776
>>73142747
>starship troopers arrival
>arrival

This is like comparing skepta to beethoven's 5th symphony

Do i like skepta? I guess sure, but the 5th symphony is referred to as a cornerstone of western civilization for a reason just like Interstellar eventually will be.

I honestly wish I could see the way people will write about this film 50-100 years from now. Its son incredibly ahead of its time and so perfectly encapsulates humanity

fucking hell im shaking typing about it

>>73142836
Beauty and ugliness is subjective is it not?

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get me that freedom in my parking lots

>>73142619
It's the exact same thrill being hunted, only the methodology is different.

>>73142887
>>73142864

go back to your melodrama, pleb

why are yanks on here such right wing rorkes, lads

interstellar genuinely is a fantastic film

watched it 3 times in the cinema

>interstellar
dude...member 2001? now with climate change

>>73142897
It is not. Symmetry is objective. You can attracted to the unattractive but that doesn't mean they're beautiful.

interstellar was way too on the nose. hate films that have to tell you everything outright

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will you take me out for nandos /brit/?

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>>73142936
God bless Trump

>>73142921
Sexuality is about habituation and escalation. There is always escalation among serial killers. They gradually move from greater to greater depravity, from torturing animals, to torturing people and eventually murder. That's where they deprive sexual pleasure. I doubt a one-time spree has the same effect.

thought interstellar was pretty average 2bh.

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not seen interstellar yet

once you've seen one nolan film you've seen them all

>>73142771

Go out with mates then, eventually you'll find someone. But dont make it your focus because you'll just seem desperate. Seriously im a fuckin odd bastard but ive had loads of girlfriends.

screaming at the cunts that started browsing here a month ago and think "rorke" is an insult

>>73142954
and love being real.

seriously it doesn't even fit sci fi

>>73142880
I suppose if you're goal is to benefit the treasury as much as possible the current situation is 'good'.

If you actually want to improve public health....not so much.

>>73142689
yeah its brilliant
for the entire second half of the movie I was on the edge of my seat

>>73143013
righto will do

>>73142936
Them and /r/the_Donald cucks on /pol/ are incapable of independent thought

Always droning on about the same shite singing from the same hymn book, preaching to the choir

https://g.redditmedia.com/OMFBONr4DjeAWdwtkb6ejQGg-3tSXjsoXB52Ku-RGXI.gif?w=422&fm=mp4&mp4-fragmented=false&s=b48fb0373986ad8bf9235d145dc4fd3f

girl feet: y/n??

>>73143001
the prestige is leagues ahead of everything since

Matthew "Don't harsh my mellow" MechanoHey isn't an actor

>>73143047
Can't leave me if they don't have feet haha

>>73143001
>>73142999
>>73142983
Interstellar has, so fucking THOROUGHLY, driven me to an entirely new dimension of emotion. The characters and story are easily the absolute best, I've EVER seen. The special effects are jaw-dropping. The scientific accuracy is perfect. Literally perfect. The film drives you through intense emotion like no other film, dare I say it, ever will. There's one scene, which I will NOT spoil, that literally had me shaking in my seat, overwhelmed by a sense of pure intensity. My heart was ready to go out of my chest. I was sweating and breathing harshly. And when it ended, I was crying at the newfound realization of what a single scene can do.

Are we really going to spend the entire Article 50 period discussing a fucking rock or is it just memes?

>>73142991
why is he doing the communist clenched fist

left her bloody and crying

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Alaska is the greatest place on earth, but we are a bit full atm.

>>73143035
sounds a lot like any lefty reddit cuck, literal echo chambers. people argue about anything on /pol/ on the other hand

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One of these men will be your lifelong friend. The rest will be your enemies. Choose wisely

>>73143093
unity

>>73143090
loving the rectal discomfort that rock causes spain

>>73143056
this

overacting piece of shit
playing the 'i did my stint in shitty movies now youve got to respect me' card way too much it should have expired

Excreting a large amount of feces currently

>>73141653
Is your arse sore?

some girl was giving me the eye on the bus earlier, thought she was alright and then she gets off the bus and starts using a fucking walker

cant believe i thought a spastic was decent looking

>>73143052
not seen that either

So would the UK just nuke Spain, if they assassinated the queen?

>>73143031

I know its easier said than done, but go for a walk around the shops and look at some of the absolute horrors that have got partners mate, male and female, some of em look like Jeremy Kyle contestants. That should give you hope and a bit of a boost.

>>73143115
Cannot decipher this post whatsoever

Can anyone translate autistic yank speak?

Reckon I could take a wolf in a fight

>>73143089
that's because your simpleton taken in by anything

probably liked the dark knight rises lmao

>>73143143
it's criminally underrated

>>73142081
you mean non-uniform day you inbred southern cunt

>>73143153
>I don't have any argument but here's an ad hominem
that's what I thought. now fuck off

getting educated on safe sex by Sweden's government

http://www.rfsl.se/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/RFSL_Nyanl%C3%A4nda_broschyr_2016-03-03.pdf

>>73143089
>The scientific accuracy is perfect. Literally perfect.
0/10 obvious troll

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>>73143165
dark knight rises is legendary, for baneposting alone

>>73142936
If young men aren't right wing in Europe ir America they're naive or stupid
Also - by right wing i dont mean supporting donnie drumpf. i suppose nationalistic would be a better term for what I expect young men to be

>>73143146
No, but in the unlikely event that Spain occupied Gibraltar then Britain would certainly bring the possibility of a nuclear strike into negotiations. The same consideration was made against Buenos Aires during the Falkland's War.

>>73143134
nah
we did proper anal preparation with a butt plug

>>73143157
Just shove your hand far down it's throat until it chokes

disgusted by the shit taste in this thread.

I'm happy knowing my posts will probably be tracked down by some internet historian and will be able to give me credit for understanding the perfection that is interstellar

in fact, i'm going to sign my name just so people remember me and understand that I actually had quality taste and understanding of a film that so perfectly encapsulates the human spirit.

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how do normies do it, lads?

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*gets released*

haha was just a prank bro :^)

>>73143205
but as a nolan project it reveals he's a complete hack

>>73143121
boris obviously

>>73143089
It wasn't a bad film but it was painfully bare and you could see what was coming a mile away, americans always have to make things so unambiguous and wrap up happily in the end.

>>73143121
Boris is objectively the right answer

/brit/ is a nationalistic and patriotic general but "rorke" has always been used for the delusional neo nazi mongs

>>73143147
aha all me desu
it's alright i'll get over it we just live together so it's gonna be a shittun, big change in my life as well as basic nogf

>>73142292
good post

dark knight was an average action film

>>73143112
This here is the only reason i would want to move to America.

I just listened to "fishing, hunting and loving every day". Why is gangster rap and country music so similar?

>>73143232
>my posts will probably be tracked down by some internet historian
imagine this being a thing in like 100 years

some future kid doing a school assignment on the "doing a poo" gimmick

>>73143274
i.e. the pinnacle of capekino

nolan only do shit films fuck off

@73143232

attention seeking troll came on too strong at the end. bit like Matthew 'i'm acting here' McConaugay

>>73143292
shrieking

>>73143232
i agree its a total triumph

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>>73143288

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>>73143268
>/brit/ is a nationalistic and patriotic general

>>73143195
Your post genuinely looked like it was written by am invalid

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>when he does the virgin spaced post

What even is a "british" person were all people open the borders now

>he eats the virgin meat

>>73143339
spaced is great

Did I see you buying the Sun before?

>>73143157
Lol no. You couldn't take on a cat.

NEW

>>73143380
>>73143380
>>73143380

>>73143343
rasheed

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>>73143335
>by am invalid
big words coming from a retarded fucking mick

>>73143343
the line between nationality and ethnicity has been purposely blurred

>>73143234
By being themselves

>>73143373
nah it was the mail lad

>>73143339
honestly reddit spacing posts are usually from the normies


t. normie

>>73143331
>/brit/
if you're not patriotic, why are you here? there's a whole board of /int/ out there

>>73143175
Actually it's called mufty day.
>>73143343
Lily Allen please leave.

>>73141647
Literally on the floor howling at this

>>73142995
Weird that you see multiple murders taking place across several weeks as "one off"