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cara

anime

no gf? why yes, i shall be feeling that feel

I like Wales

anime

>>73139333
wtf I love argentina/chile now

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>>73139341

>>73139345
>Hope this is untrue; I eat tesco meal deals every day and hate them.

Sorry mate, they pay you travel expenses, lunch reimbursed, and lost earnings up to a point

>>73139332
>>73139332
>>73139332
middle class wankers stay here
>>73139332
>>73139332
>>73139332

>>73139333
Something tells me this is not in wales

>>73139382
Everyone likes Wales

>>73139401
>legs are different in the mirror

BURN THE WITCH!!

>>73139401
oldie but a goldie

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anime

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What happens here?

>>73139333
>wales
that's bognor m8

>>73139445
Noooooonce

>>73139446
>not browsing on earth mode

kys

>>73139446
lessons

bognor
bagnor
bangor

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>one shot at life
>Born in the first world to middle class
>More opportunities than ever before to make what you want of your life
>abnormie

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just had sex with my gf

creampied her as usual

felt fucking amazing

>>73139414
nah you're alright, bellend

t. from a council estate in Yorkshire

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>>73139445

the problem with knowing how to cook is that you can make really delicious and fattening things easily

>>73139499
Love this stupid dribbling frog image

Really captures something in my soul

>>73139446
>whitemans green leads to london rd
>london rd leads to cuckfield
is it trying to tell us something?

just had sex with my bf

he creampied my bum as usual

felt fucking amazing

>>73139497
is sussex welsh?

>>73139414
look lads, a smelly pikey

>>73139497
hodor

everyone is lower class these days

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>>73139514

>>73139537
yes

Do you realise that everyone you know one day will die?

being black would be the best thing to be these days

>>73139587
most of britain is lower class

doesn't mean its bad, its a mix of chavvy, friendly and simple

>>73139587
no they aren't

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>>73139587
>everyone is lower class these days

>>73139609
far out man

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>get into pairs class

>>73139497
more like bang whore

>>73139479
not that anon but I only did it because I was too lazy to switch after taking the screenshots 3bh

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>>73139609

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/03/google-robots-learn-offended-tech-giant-admits-blind-spot-around/

>>73139627
Just wait. There'll be someone left and they'll have to partner you

Or the teacher will let them be a thee an you can be on your own, like you wanted anywau

>tfw wasnt born into the english nobility
why live

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>>73139627
>ask to join a group with class""""""""""""mates""""""""""""
>they say fine
>days pass
>deadline day for sign-up
>they kick me out

>>73139672
>>>/eire/

>>73139627
>*turn to your only m8*
>"alrite m8 we toge-"
>"Sorry lad I'm with stacey"
>*sit quietly*
>teacher doesn't notice I'm not in a pair
>get called billy no mates by the girls behind me
>ask to go to toilet
>teacher rejects request
>wallow in my sadness

>>73139627
>left school 5 years ago

we'll all be dead before we know it

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Was thinking about buying a macbook

Had a wank

Dismissed the thought

>>73139667
>Just wait. There'll be someone left and they'll have to partner you
>get stuck with the balding sweaty class hijacker

SU
SU
SUDIO

>>73139609
t. Wayne

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>get yourselves into groups

British generals across the site:

Politics: Brit/pol/
Autism: Britfeel
Autism 2.0: /Brit/
Sport: /EPL/

Have I missed any?

>>73139751
Had to do this in work recently. Went fine.

Guess I accidentally stopped being a turbo autistic without even noticing

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There needs to be a drug that puts you in a lovely diazepam-like haze all day long but doesn't fuck your shit up

That would be nice

>>73139662
they should do new captchas with different clips and we pick out which are offensive desu

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>>73139693

>>73139731
I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to "Land of Confusion". In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. "In Too Deep" is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like "In the Air Tonight" and, uh, "Against All Odds". But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is "Sussudio", a great, great song, a personal favorite.

https://youtu.be/q9xNhcvZ6UI

would you go out with a girl 4" taller than you?

ancestry is taking the piss with these DNA results

just whack my spit into the computer and email me the results you spastics

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>tfw no angsty half english - half japanese genius musician gf
why live?

>>73139776
that woman has a big clit

>>73139769
brit/a/nnia

>>73139719
I've got a macbook air and it is genuinely an excellent device. Literally had it 7 years and it still runs buttery smooth.

Had to replace the battery (after like 1700 cycles) but that's it. Although this second battery is now also on its last legs. Dunno if I will buy a new battery because at this point I feel like the hardware must fail at some point.

I'm considering trying to build a desktop hackintosh once this laptop finally goes. OSX is really pleasant, wouldn't touch Windows 10 with a barge pole.

>>73139811
she'd be 6'5 so probably not

all in all you're just another brick in the wall

>>73139776
the lad is barely hard, he must be a total bender not wanting to fuck her

>>73139814
can't believe people actually pay for this shit
the fuck is wrong with you

>>73139807
good post

>>73139779
long term xanax user here

think my brain has been permanently fucked by it

IT'S FUCKIN REVEEN

>>73139861
show arsehole

>>73139846
>her
lad...

WELL WE KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING
BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'VE BEEN

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>>73139882

>>73139861
Good. One yank down.

have a volcanic level of sexual frustration

>>73139882
that's not me kek

NOW SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME

>>73139837
Do you have an SSD in it?

should I get myself an old-gen device or slash out on something new

>>73139779
pyrazolam is literally the perfect anti-anxiety drug

genuinely have no idea why xannies were marketed but pyrazolam never made it out of the lab

all it does is remove anxiety with zero monging effect, no abuse potential, no recreational potential

>>73139911
>>73139902
>>73139900
>>73139898
>>73139895
>>73139891
>>73139889
>>73139882
>>73139868
every single one of these is me

>>73139850
I have plenty of money for interests living in a first world country and that

>Britain
>first world country

shut up you predictable little cretin

>>73139846
circumcision does that to your dick. it makes it floppier while hard

Business Idea:
>Learn any other language
>Move to a country where that language is widely spoken
>Become comedian/satirist
>Plagiarise from British comedy/satire
Hmmmyesss I see no problem here.

Wish me luck lads.

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I GOT A LOT ON MY MIND
I PUT THAT NINE TO YOUR MIND
DON'T BE TALKING TO ME BRAZY
DON'T BE TALKING TO ME BRAZY

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Good edition.

What are the most runt-tier holiday destinations? Think Tenerife might be close desu.

Cool yank accents
>Deep southern drawl
Absolutely shite eardrum bursting yank accents
>Everything else

>>73139929
>Pyrazolam is extremely physically and psychologically addictive.

>Tolerance will develop to the sedative-hypnotic effects within a couple of days of continuous use.

>it is potentially lethal when mixed with depressants like alcohol or opioids.

>There is an increased risk of hypertension, seizures, and death.[16]

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>>73139946
Don't sell out your nation

>>73139980
Beniscum

>>73139946
Hmmm interesting

You'd eventually get caught by some bilingual cunt in the audience I assume

>>73139980
magaluf, costa del sol etc.

>>73139980
any beach holiday is turbo runt tier

Patrician-tier: 10-day / 2-week holidays to cool, temperate climes where you can explore the local culture

>>73139957
this pepe looks too similar to ancap pepe unfortunately

>>73139937
could have spent it one something better is what I'm saying you assfuck

>>ass
>FOY
american website you cunt
>it's owned by a jap you twat
whatever it is still american fundamentally
>the internet is british, so fuck off yank
yeah yeah yeah

going on holiday with the lads to morocco in a couple of weeks lads. going to be peng.

>>73139980
rhyl

>>73140058
why morocco

>>73140074
New chav holiday destination

>>73139980
prague

>>73140040
t. fat ginger

>>73140049
>ass
foy

>>73140003
Those are the effects of all benzodiazepines. There is no safe way to take benzos every day.

>benzos and alcohol alone can kill
Complete shite.

>>73140061

Agreed. Ryhl is worse than Blackpool if thats possible.

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>>73139401

recent one of her

>>73139980
yank edition:
daytona beach
branson
las vegas
cabo

>>73140108
you're doing the gimmick wrong

>>73140116
DEMON! KILL IT!!

>>73140120
and lake havasu

>>73140074
none of us have been, looked interesting, food should be good.

aunt caught me staring at her feet


what do?

>>73139861

xanax is brutal, reckon it's worse for you than heroin

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There is literally nothing wrong with modern art. PJW is a megapleb

>>73140116
like milk

imagine actually living in middlesbrough

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I'm guessing runts need these benzos because they are subhuman incels and are wrought with anxiety over their ugly mugs


< When you look like this it's like being high all the time. Nothing beats the constant dopamine flow of validation.

Sat drinking Navy Rum and listening to the THUG 2 soundtrack, what am I like x

>>73140120
myrtle beach?

Might join London Wildlife Trust desu.

>>73140049
wouldn't have replied like that since you genuinely used "assfuck". Fucking yanks are unintentionally hilarious, you're like a ten year old

>>73140172

My dad visited with his wife, said it was fucking shite.

Realistically do you think there is any prospect of weed decriminalisation / legalisation in the UK within the next 10 years?

Surely that is not an unreasonable timescale for even the most prudish government to be forced to acknowledge the free revenue waiting to be tapped going off what is happening in North America.

10 hour day tomorrow, hope I'm allowed to take my full lunch break and the boss doesn't ask for a meeting (which is code for 5 minutes explaining why I fucked up and 40 minutes in the toilet hyperventilating)

>>73139980

Lanzarote

Pretty sure having a foot fetish is synonymous with being a malformed little runtoid.

You can be a perfectly normal person and also enjoy a bit of sadomasochism, whips and chains - but find anyone with a foot fetish and they'll be some pasty little twisted goblinoid, guaranteed.

>>73140229
yeah okay asshat

>>73140209
horrific. got chills.

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>>73140213
>lime green blazer

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>>73140041
ancap cunts, it's been St David's flag for centuries

>>73140109
>There is no safe way to take benzos every day.

they're completely harmless when used at a low dose regardless of how long they're used

>>73140263
>gif
fuck off

>>73140245
It's already functionally decriminalised

>>73140263
>gif
fuck off

>>73140245
Not in a million years

>>73140269
>tolerance causes low dose effects to vanish after a week
>increase dose to overcome tolerance
>and away we go

the anal fissure is playing up again

it hurts

>>73140240
cancelling it now cheers for the info

had like 2 weeks where i was doing 5 vallies a day and didnt get addicted. are you all just weak cunts?

>>73140328
eat a lot of fibre for a few days

>>73140327
doesn't happen to all

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anyone fancy making a /brit/ spurdo

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>>73140277
>>73140290

>>73140328
stop letting men shag you then

>>73140350
what has fibre?

>>73140337
You don't get addicted to anything in two weeks you keyfob

>>73140277
>>73140290
newcunts can't even do the gimmick right

>>73140311
what's the biggest resistance to it? here it's the cops; police departments make a shitload of money off civil forfeiture and private prison companies and state prisons need inmates

>>73140337
>2 weeks

You'd need to go over a month of daily use to start feeling the effects of withdrawal. Which is why all responsible benzo scripts are normally short courses for 4 weeks or less. It's the mugs who get put on kpins for years on end who get their lives destroyed.

>>73140397
its my gimmick mate.

>>73140400
Conservatives.

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>want (You)s but can't think of a post

>>73140245
I was going to buy a house but now I want to buy a cafe&flat in my town center. I will make insane money when it's legalised (10 years absolute max).

>>73140400
1. Nobody gives a poo except kids who are too young to vote or who don't vote anyway, so nobody else cares either
2. That's about it

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just slit my wrist

>>73140431
>gif
fuck off

>>73140431
>gif
fuck off

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>>73140364

This cheese is pretty good lads, I was surprised.

http://www.waitrose.com/shop/DisplayProductFlyout?productId=493234

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i haven't felt as sad as i do now in years

>>73140452
>inb4 paki

alri lids

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>mfw i took etizolam + a mix of 6 other benzos + a big whisky nightcap every day for well over a year and then tried to wean off

>>73140452
hello, nigger!

why do people take a language as a degree?

why not just learn it in your spare time?

might open an infertility clinic

>>73140493
there there lad, chin up
*kicks you in the chin*

dont reply to it lads

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>tfw gf

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>>73140453
>>73140465

>>73140508
hello liam

>>73140493
Come here lad there there
*strokes your hair and gives you a hug*

>>73140480
>waitrose

FOB

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Only virgins oppose weed legalisation tbqh

>>73140376
brown bread, brown pasta, brown cock
fruit and veg

>>73140507
I am of the opinion that if you have a big enough stash to do a slow taper off then there's no reason not to go nuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YHELTbZJfg

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>>73140364

DUDE

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>>73140523
physical pain is almost a relief from my emotional pain at this point

>>73140507
Never managed to develop an addiction to anything. Too lazy to drink or take drugs consistently.

>>73140559
why are cz*chs so degenerate?

Illegalise virginity

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>>73140559
Who cares? Don't want to pay tax on it anyway

>>73140397
how

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>british education

youtube.com/watch?v=tS9Lkpj9DF4

> legalise dude weed lmao xddd blaze it snoooooopp daaaawg
Fuck off.

What we need now is legal LSD pumped into the water supply.

WEED

MUSIC P P POWER ARRRRGHH

>that video from the st petersburg metro with the girl screaming MAMA over and over in the background

haunting 2bh

what, exactly, is the problem with a "basic bitch?"

never done lsd before

whats it like

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>>73140493
Each year since 2013 has been better for me overall and there are no signs that this trend might stop.

>>73140661
link

>>73140559
i'm a virgin and don't care either way

just keep it in private

LAS MACARENA SON ARGENTINAS
HEY MACARENAS
AYE

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>why no, weed should not be legal

such a comfy song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oem-eDEZa2w

>>73140602
This. As soon as I start drinking I start getting tired and can't be arsed getting up to get more

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>>73140676
sorry degenerate, but you don't have to be a muslim to know drugs are bad

just found out im gay lads

>>73140664
Extremely good. Definitely the best drug I've ever tried.

>>73140664
like being a kid again

>>73140670
it's on the bbc lad

Is it a shame to never do heroin - described as the greatest pleasure possible to humans - before you die?

>>73140664
>man didn't get on that 1P when it was literally legal

fucked it m8

>>73140713
whatever you say mahmood

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>why yes, I am too pathetic socially to find a consistent drug dealer and would therefore find it much easier to get my illegal substances if they were legal

might do a jenkem

>>73140676
sheeds are notorious dopeheads

>>73140756

Dont do it, everyone hates smack heads.

>>73140756
i'm fine with drugs but injecting shit is too much

>>73140756
allegedly you vomit a lot during your first experience

>>73140756
Not a fan of injection shit at all

morning boyos

>>73139333
good edition

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>>73140756
I suppose that decision lies with the individual

>>73140713
Yeah but you do have to be a virgin

>>73140669
what happened in 2013?

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Kemono Friends is modern art

>>73140776
This is me exactly. I'd probably be a stoner stereotype if I had easy access to weed without talking to people

kemono friends is hot garbage

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>unironic druggies infesting /brit/

grim times

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>no work tomorrow

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>post a story
>get a reply
>it's someone talking about themselves instead of responding to your story

>>73140721
>>73140723
bleas describe it in detail

>>73140824
>jd_and_dr_cox_at_the_cemetary.jpg

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>no work ever

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>work tomorrow

>>73140922
Not arsed when you can google it and get a billion descriptions of the experience.

I wholly recommend it to you though.

>>73140899
You are unenlightened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFlVrojBWLc

>>73140914
Yeah haha once man it happened me I was so distraught! Then my gf give me a blowie and it was all OK lmao anyway

>>73140908
iktf

first proper day off in about 2 weeks

i'm gonna sit at home and do literally fuck all and there's nothing any cunt can do about it

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>never had a job

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MASSIVE fucking SPIDER just shot past my right foot

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>job centre tomorrow

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consciousness is an intrinsic property of the universe

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just updated the profile pic

>>73140908
>>73141001
mah droogs

the aim of life is to be exploited as little as possible

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when im not at work the existential horror sets in

The diphenhydramine is kicking in, feeling slightly drowsy

This stuff is rubbish compared to benzos but you've got to use what you can in a pinch

>see a roach at local poondian takeout

>>73141024
how come spiders there are allowed to have guns but humans aren't?

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>contract ends at job
>don't decide to extend it
>first day of "freedom"
>never been so bored in my life
>miss all my work mates

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Ah yes

Beautiful America

>>73140664

a religious and philosophical ezperience, the trip of death and rebirth, the trip of dante, the trip of st augustine

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>tfw when 8 hours of sleep feel like 30 seconds and then it's back to work

>>73141071
You been reading Epicurus m8?

>>73141052
Third eye gaping open

>>73141106
What about the trip down the shop?

>>73141055

Wtf is wrong with these people? Does anyine actually believe thier lies?

>>73141111
i know this feeling. thats why im reluctant to ever go to sleep

>>73141111
you're a reddit mod right?

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>>73141104
alaska is the most beautiful place on earth

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rate the new specs lads

>>73141147
I don't even have an account

told an apparently funny story when I was out with the normies a few weeks back

can't remember any of it, but when they tell me to tell the story again, it sounds like something I compeltely lied about and made up

how do I handle it if they ask me to tell the story again to their mates?

>>73141111
>being a wagecuck
>any year

youd have to be an outright jutter to enjoy ballbusting

>>73140902

the tide is turning
http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/consider-legalising-drugs-says-police-12238396

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/drug-decriminalisation-in-uk-narcomania-heroin-crack

>>73141193
Was it your life story?

>>73141151
> ah yes, a little more on the HDR effect, yeees we want it to be truly nauseating.... ahhh perfect
> now, about those colour channels.... I think it's time we said goodbye to them too

>>73141104
mate you're either in fucking illinois or eastern new york

I recognize this

>>73141024
If I spot a spider from far away I'll just pick it up and throw it out the window. It's when they catch me surprise I shit myself

>>73141190
weren't you just talking about how much you love /r/socialism?

saw a documentary on heavens gate
how people can join batshit cults baffles me

>>73141095
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/117717

>>73141249
Stop messing about

>>73141151
/int/ is for HDI posting, not HDR posting la

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Just matched with this Latina scorcher

AMA

We have got away with a lot of stuff


-In 1919 in Amritsar (India) blocked protesters into the walled gardens and shot them

-Confiscated native Kenyans land to give to settlers then forced the Kenyans to stay and work as labourers, when they rebelled their entire ethnic groups were placed into reservations and then into “villages” surrounded by barbed wire and watch towers, the rebels themselves were put into concentration camps and had their testicles and fingers broken with pliers but most were hanged, managed to kill 100,000

- Split India according to religion, leaving the muslims in two very distant and small parts but with all of the oil, while leaving the Hindus with the rest, thus setting the ground for ethnic tension and destroying India's hopes of being a major power

-Sent an entire region of Malaya into pseudo-concentration camps in order to starve the communist guerillas to death

-Had anglo mining companies flood south africa with even more black people while at the same time campaigning to end apartheid in order to collapse the boer government, because they declared independence and a republic.

-Convinced Eisenhower , following the nationalisation of anglo-iranian oil, that Iran was Communist leaning and supporting a coup was necessary. Eisenhower not only agreed to it, he financed it. Then they had it carried out by Roosevelt's grandson and waited in the background to see if it was working. If it failed, they'd alert the Iranians and bide their time. However It worked and cost Britain nothing.

-Used Nigeria as a proxy to commit the Biafra genocide in order to protect investments in Africa

>>73141283
All me

(ex)gf wouldn't talk to me so i sent her like 200 messages on facebook like an absolute alpha

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>>73141231
mad because no bears and mountains

Business idea: /brexit/ /brit/ leaves /int/ and establishes it's own board

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>history

business idea: decriminalise drugs for personal use

>>73141283
>leaving the muslims in two very distant and small parts but with all of the oil
Pakistan and Bangladesh have oil?

>>73141279
>Spaniard

You're making a mistake pal

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>>73141151

looks crap

>>73141283
everyone was doing fucked up shit. We were just the best, as usual

>>73141232
Champaign IL

>>73139341
this 2bh

>>73141123
no desu should i?

>>73141326
If you have no interest in history and cannot appreciate the past, you're an irredeemable runt.

>>73141283
none of that was wrong

filipinos are the most powerful race in the world

>>73141336
Might as well save the cue ones before Spain is reduced to radioactive rubble

>>73141334
Pakistan has oil, bangladesh does not

>>73141374
honestly was really close to guessing this. its one of the most awful places to drive in the world

so fucking boring and dreary. ive driven on that same road before, feel bad for you atm

>>73141392
hashtag hapa pride

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>If you have no interest in history and cannot appreciate the past, you're an irredeemable runt.

>>73141345
this was all last century though, not long ago at all, mostly mid century, cant get away with it today

>>73141438
he's right lad

>>73140834
Finished uni and got a job.

Cannot WAIT till 2050 when Africa has double the population and they all come to Europe

>>73141095
*close up of my face*

Creasing

*camera pans out to show me making a paper aeroplane*

Smoothing

*experimentally tosses it from one hand to the other*

Testing... testing...

*fades to a speaker on the wall of a stately venue*

(O.s.) ...testing... testing 1 2 3...

*cuts to wider shot of venue, showing a huge throng of people dressed in purple in animated conversation*

(O.s.) ahem... welcome, one and all, to the seventy-eighth annual Cadburys Convention.

*cut to stage at far end of venue where a man is reading from a script and speaking into a microphone*

As you all know, it's been a difficult year or, er, or three. The future of the convention was questioned when Kraft, er, bought Cadburys, but clearly we have not yet been totally cowed by the great syrup machine that is American...'food' culture. A stunning turnout! Just stunning...

*as he drones on, cut to a timid young man in a white shirt, charcoal trousers one size too big, a long purple tie, and some scuffed dress shoes, as he enters the convention and clears his throat*

Hello there.

*everyone stops talking and looks at him*

Is this the Cadbury's Convention?

Man: "Yes."

Excellent. I am Paul Cadbury. I'd like to join in.

*the men look uneasy*

Is there a problem with that? I do notice I don't seem to be dressed to your standard.

*everyone else is wearing gaudy purple suits and wonka-esque top hats*

Man: Er no, no, no problem at all. Welcome to the convention, sir.

Why thanks. Oh, good evening ma'am.

*lady in figure-hugging purple dress regards me coquettishly*

What's your name?

Lady: Yvette Fart.

*Paul falters*

Yvette: Yes, my surname is Fart. Is that a problem, Paul?

>>73141413
cheers you reminded me to check in on /r/asianmasculinity and /r/hapas

love seeing things from the other side. white people are like blacks or pakis to them. they hate us coming to their country and getting charged with sex crimes and cucking them

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>>73141342
nice shit angle and weather conditions

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>not living entirely in the past because your present and future look UTTERLY bleak

Are you even fucking trying?

>>73141382
yeah

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>>73141474
Hello?
Nigger?

>>73141374
Are you that britlad that went to U illinois or are you a yank?

>>73141417
>>73141417
>>73141417

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/cities-skylines-xbox-one-release-date-revealed/1100-6449151/
hype

>>73141417
>>73141417
>>73141417

>>73141495
>N-no it's beautiful just look at this same ~100 sqm again and as you can see it is all perfect

>>73141504
ok i will read it after i finish society of the spectacle